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♪♪

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[evil laughing]

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So bad.

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[loud poof]

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I am the terror
that flaps in the night!

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I am the pebble
in the penny loafer
of depravity!

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I am--

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Darkwing Duck?

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Ah, so you've heard of me.

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Let's get dangerous.

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Ow! [grunts]

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Dangerous? Aah!

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[grunts] Dangerous...

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[both grunt]

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Oh, my goodness.

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OK! You think a few

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very painful explosions
can stop me?

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Now, let's see
who you really are...

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[gasps] Me?!

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Whoa, what a twist!

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What?! I never saw
that coming!

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Wait, haven't you seen
this episode?

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Seventy-five times!
But never in a parking lot.

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Sadly, beloved TV show
Darkwing Duck,

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starring me, Jim Starling,
was canceled

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before we could end this story.
But there's no end

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to the savings
at Siesta Rick's Sofa Fiesta!

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[microphone feedback]

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[sighs] Let's get comfortable!

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Ha-ha! I'll be
signing autographs
for one and all!

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-[crowd grumbling]
-If one and all want one!

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-No!
-Oh, my gosh, no.

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Buncha ingrates.

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-You good?
-Yep. Totally cool.

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Thanks for being here.

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[clears throat]

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OK, keep it together!

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"I am your biggest fan!" No.

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"I have modeled
my entire life after yours."

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"I wanna keep you
in a big jar in my closet!"

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[laughs] Calm down, buddy.

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Jim Starling's
just a regular guy.

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I've been to plenty
of these signings,

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and one day, I'm actually
gonna meet him.

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Wait. If you've seen him
so many times,

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how come you've never
talked to him?

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[Jim Starling]
Next!

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-Uhh...
-[Drake grunts]

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This is why.

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[theme music playing]

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♪ Ducktales
Whoo ooh ♪

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Look, I'm the one and only
Darkwing Duck.

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I need a real gig. I'm bigger
than sofa store openings. Eh--

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I don't care
that they sell recliners, too!

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[clearing throat]

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[groans]

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Mr. Starling, you have meant
so much to me.

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I-- I actually have

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a very important question
for you. Y-Y--

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Great. Who do I
make this out to?

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Oh! Um, uh, I am the terror
that flaps in the night!

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[chuckles] I am the president
of your fan club. I am--

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[Jim Starling]
Yeah, yeah. That'll be 15 bucks.

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Stay dangerous.

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Waaaiiit!

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Uh, yes?

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A fresh-faced new fan!

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I knew the kids
still loved me. [laughs]

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Who do I make this out to?

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[grunts]

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Oh, the fainter's back.

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He'd really appreciate it
if you could sign his...poster?

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[Dewey] "#DarkwingDuck"--
Whoa! That's weird.

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"Darkwing Duck" is trending
number one worldwide.

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What?! Gimme!

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It says here
they're making a movie

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of Darkwing Duck!

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They are? We am?!

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Darkwing Duck is back, baby!

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He is?!

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-[exclaims]
-[both grunt]

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It's him! Uhh...

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[all grunt]

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[Launchpad grunting]

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Launchpad! Stop looking
in the rearview mirror.

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Yup! Totally profesh.
No problem-ohh...

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-[brakes squeal]
-Hey! Fragile cargo, huh!

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[chuckles] Back on top.
Arriving on set

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for a big-shot movie in style.
Thanks for the ride, fans.

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Wow. I am going
to a real movie studio!

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Where larger-than-life
big-screen legends are born!

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And you get to ride there
with a real-life movie star!

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[sniffing] Musky.

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Are we sure about this guy?

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Why wouldn't the studio
send a car for him?

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Or, you know, tell him
the movie exists?

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They couldn't make a movie
without him.

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Jim Starling is Darkwing Duck!

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Ya dang right he is,
buddy! Heh.

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[gasps] I'm his buddy!

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Uhh...

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Oh, man. I hope
whoever owns the studio

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isn't mad at--
Wait, what the--?!

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Sorry, you need
more money for--?

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The grand finale of my film.

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A psychological examination
of man's inhumanity to man!

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Alistair, I haven't
seen a movie since 1938.

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This studio was built to make
cheap Office Safety Videos

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for my company.

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You convinced me
a "fun little action movie"

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would double my profits,
but you're already over budget.

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If you want one penny more,
I have to be consulted

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on all decisions.

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How dare you, sir?
An artist's integrity--

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Splendid. The movie
should be in color.

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Color's all the rage
these days. Oh!

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And the villain is going
to need a mustache to twirl

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whenever he does
something evil. Heh...

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You have a movie studio

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that could fulfill
a starry-eyed boy's
cinematic dreams.

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Why didn't you tell me?!

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To avoid
this exact conversation.

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OK, yeah, no, I can see that.

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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.

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-I am the comeback
the audience demands!
-[all gasp]

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I am... a huge fan,
Alistair Borswan!

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I mean, I've never actually
seen your work,

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but you're British,
so I'm sure

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that it's very classy,
and... yeah...

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Uh, yes. And you are?

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[laughing] British and funny?

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Whoa! This feels like
the beginning

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of a great
creative partnership!

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Aw, cool! A big-budget reboot
of a thing I loved as a kid!

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Those are always great!

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Is Darkwing's motorcycle in it?
Is he still a noble hero

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who gets back up
and fights for right,

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no matter what evil
throws at him?

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You're keeping
the theme song, right?

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Would you like to see
the trailer?

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Ooh! Aah! [giggling]

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[thunder cracking]

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[Narrator]
Within every man,

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there is a war.

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- Not of action,
but of ideas.
-[Dewey] Ugh!

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-[Narrator] There is
no right or wrong.
-[man screaming]

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No heroes or villains.
Only darkness.

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-[people screaming]
- There is one man

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who can fight the darkness.

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[Launchpad]
Yeah! Here we go, baby!

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[thunder crashes]

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[Narrator]
With more darkness.

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[Launchpad]
What's this, now?

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-[screaming]
-It's the Dark-wing! Run!

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You can't just flap around
in the night!

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You'll terrify people!

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It's too dangerous!

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[Narrator]
Darkwing: First Darkness.

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This film not suitable
for children.

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That is not Darkwing Duck!

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DW'd never hurt innocent people

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or set the city on fire.

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Not on purpose.

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But are we all not both

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the heroes and the villains
of our own story?

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What? I don't--
What?!

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Well, I kinda like it!
Grim, gritty.

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Shows off my dark,
smoldering side. Ooh! Ahh!

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-I kinda hated it.
-What?!

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I didn't understand
what was happening

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or what the bad guy was doing
or even who the bad guy was.

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I knew he needed a moustache!

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It needs aliens!
Oh! Or ninjas!

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Or the streetwise sidekick
who skateboards everywhere

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and talks in catchphrases,
like ya Dewey!

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This is your main audience.
If this fiasco

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is gonna make money,
it has to appeal

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to the most childish child
I know. Dewey's in charge.

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-What?! No!
-Yes!

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Let's talk musical numbers!

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How many is not enough?

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Don't listen to these yahoos.

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We're making art!
When do we start?

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Uh, we're almost finished,
actually.

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-Ah. So we're shooting
the Darkwing scenes last.
-No.

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Of course! I'll be-- be put in
with CGI! [chuckles]

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[sighs] You are not
playing Darkwing Duck.

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-He is.
-[cool guitar riff playing]

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-Huh?
-You?!

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Mr. Starling!
Uh, we met at the signing.

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You fell on me, remember?
It was a huge honor.

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Uh, do you have any
words of wisdom

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for the man
stepping into your cape?

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[both exclaiming]

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[grunting]

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[bones cracking]

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That is not the Darkwing Duck
I know and love!

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Yeah! It's not me!

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I wish there was some way
we could show them

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-how great the old--
-Original.

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--uh, original Darkwing is.

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Hey, maybe there is.

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Are you with me, sidekick?

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OK. What's the plan?

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I break onto the set,

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you find this new
hack actor's trailer,

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lock him up. I replace him
in the finale,

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they see I'm obviously better,
I'm back on top! Any questions?

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-Seven.
-Pick the most important one.

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"Breaking in," "locking up."

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Doesn't that sound...
not heroic?

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When the chips are down
and everyone's against him,

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what does Darkwing Duck do?

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Get back up
and fight for right.

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And I'm Darkwing Duck, right?

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Of course!

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I'll have to disguise myself
to get past the guard.

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Luckily, I can disappear
into any role.

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I am the courier
who delivers the--

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[sputtering, coughing]

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Whoo! [coughs]

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[grunts]

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What production
you delivering to?

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[coughing] Darkwing Duck.
[coughs]

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Huh? Never heard of it.

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What?! Remake of
the popular TV show.

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A superhero for the ages?

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[Guard]
Oh! Like Gizmoduck.

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[Jim Starling]
No! Not like Gizmoduck!

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(grumbling) Like Gizmod--
♪ Darkwing Duck! ♪

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-[groans]
-[Jim Starling]
"Let's get dangerous."

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♪ Badaba! ♪ None of this
rings a bell, seriously?

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Uh, we got a situation.
Requesting backup.

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[grunts]

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[guard radio chatter]

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[grunts]

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[struggling]

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[grunting]

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Mmm...

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Aah! Unh!

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Perfect. Now, I wait
for that phony actor,

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lock the door, and us,
the good guys, win.

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Totally heroic.

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Mm.

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[grunting]
It's already locked.

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The plan is falling apart.

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Help! I'm trapped
in a prison of guilt!

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[grunting]

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Fear not, helpless--
Oh, hey, it's you.

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I-- I heard your cries,
and I freed you

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from my... trailer?
What-- what--

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what are you doing
in my trailer?

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Definitely not
locking you in here

254
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,670
to sabotage your movie...
buddy?

255
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,540
Ahh... [exclaims]

256
00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,330
-[exclaims]
-[crashes into toilet]

257
00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:49,880
Aw, man. I'm sorry.

258
00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:52,960
You will be, villain!

259
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,710
[both exclaiming]

260
00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:56,960
I've just gotta fix the movie

261
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,040
to make Darkwing
look like a hero!

262
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,540
Oh, so what, you're gonna
hold me hostage?

263
00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,170
Yeah. Real heroic.

264
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,750
Sorry! Sorry!

265
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,040
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

266
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,620
[Launchpad grunts]

267
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,120
Wait, don't touch that!

268
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,710
Whoa! A vintage
Darkwing Duck Grim Avenger

269
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:12,960
Grape Shampoo bottle?!

270
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:18,080
[grunting]

271
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:22,000
-[heavy grunt]
-Oh! My Darkwing Adventures
comics! It's a complete run!

272
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,080
Huh?

273
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,960
[gasps] Is that--?

274
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,040
[both] A hyper-rare Battle-Hat
Darkwing Duck Action Figure!

275
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,210
I thought these were banned
because they posed

276
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:38,500
a blinding hazard
for kids! May I?

277
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,920
Ah, a keen eye. I insist.

278
00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:45,000
Ow! Cool!

279
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,790
[Jim Starling screaming]

280
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,000
Gentlemen, thank you for coming
to today's presentation.

281
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,170
What is this?

282
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,210
Oh, you're
in the "Splash Zone."

283
00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:00,380
Sir, you cannot expect me
to hand over the finale

284
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:04,120
of my grim, complex masterpiece
to this child.

285
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,580
Filmmaking is a team effort!

286
00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:08,000
You've got to be open
to new ideas.

287
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,210
The time: dusk. Neon! Drama!

288
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,880
Those big lightning tower
things!

289
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,580
An epic showdown
between Darkwing Duck

290
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,250
and the villainous villain
Megavolt!

291
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,710
-Question.
-Who has a moustache.

292
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,460
Question rescinded.

293
00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:24,580
Your pyro-pandemonium
is passé , Hot Couture!

294
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,040
Au contraire, Darkwing.

295
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,250
I'm setting
the fashion world... on fire!

296
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,120
[whooshing sounds]

297
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,790
Oh, no!

298
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:37,920
Aah! Work through the pain.
You got this.

299
00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:40,670
Oops. My bad.

300
00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:44,380
Hey, I had
that same lunchbox as a kid.

301
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,210
Not like this one.

302
00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,830
Now, shocking as it may sound,

303
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,040
I was not the coolest kid
growing up.

304
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,040
What? No.

305
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,000
I know, right? But one day,

306
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,670
I saw this show
about this hero.

307
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:58,210
He was unstoppable.
No matter how many times

308
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,250
he was beat up or blown up
or electrocuted--

309
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,080
[Launchpad] No matter
how many planes he crashed or--

310
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,210
or how much property damage
he caused--

311
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,540
[Drake] He always got back up
and fought for what's right.

312
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:08,120
[Launchpad]
So you got that lunchbox,

313
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,670
everyone saw how cool you are,

314
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,380
and they stopped
beating you up!

315
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,380
[Drake] Oh, no. They--
they beat me up much harder.

316
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:17,380
But I kept... getting... up.

317
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:23,080
Look, I know
this movie's not perfect.

318
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,460
But I really want
to make it better.

319
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:26,250
Then, maybe I can be
on the lunchbox

320
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,670
that inspires
some other kid like me.

321
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,460
And a cut of the toy sales
would be nice.

322
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:33,580
You are a true fan.
We can save this movie!

323
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,120
We gotta tell Mr. Starling.

324
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,540
Yeah, I-- I don't know.

325
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:40,330
He kind of wants to make me
not alive anymore.

326
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:44,250
Get your cape.
We're gonna save Darkwing Duck.

327
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,750
[panting]

328
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,830
[gasps]

329
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,500
How hard can it be
to find an idiot
in a purple cape?

330
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,830
Follow me, Darkwing Dance Crew.
To stardom!

331
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,290
[dancers]
One, two, three, and four.

332
00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:00,250
Up and down
and left and right.

333
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,080
Left and right
and up and down.

334
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,790
Up and down
and left and right.

335
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,420
It's so easy, it's so right.

336
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,120
Up and down
and left and right.

337
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,920
-Up and down
and left and right.
-[yelps]

338
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,380
-Left and right
and up and down.
-[grunts]

339
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,120
Up and down
and left and right.

340
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,540
Dewey, the actor
playing Darkwing is a big fan,

341
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,380
so Jim can give him pointers
and help make him more heroic,

342
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,080
and together,
we're going to convince Borswan

343
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,620
to fix the movie.
Have you seen Jim?

344
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,420
He might be on my set!
They're letting me do

345
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,170
whatever I want,
and it's crazy and huge,

346
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,210
and I don't even know
if it's any good. Follow me!

347
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,790
[both]
Making movies is fun!

348
00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,120
[struggling]

349
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,250
Mr. Starling! There you are.

350
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:34,830
-Mm!
-I am so sorry about...
everything.

351
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,790
You helped me
through a really rough time.

352
00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:39,210
Your heart is in my lunchbox.

353
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:42,790
Come work on the movie with me.
Together, we can inspire

354
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:47,040
a new generation and make
the best Darkwing Duck ever!

355
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,380
Yes. I will.

356
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,210
[grunting]

357
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,750
Ow! Oh! Why?

358
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,580
We! Fix movie.
Together. Why?

359
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:03,040
Stupid. Movie star.
Face. Get. In!

360
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,620
-[birds chirping]
-[panting]

361
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:09,250
Showtime! [evil laughing]

362
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,210
[music playing]

363
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,880
What?! No, no, no,
no, no, no!

364
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,000
Easy, Matthew.
Don't want that baby

365
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,290
out of tune
for the big musical number.

366
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,250
What did you do to my
psychological masterpiece?

367
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:39,830
I added chainsaw jugglers.
You're welcome.

368
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,920
[sawing]

369
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,580
-I don't know about this.
-Thank you!

370
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,290
The villain's moustache
has to be

371
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,620
at least twice as twirly.

372
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,920
[sighs]

373
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,330
-[sighs, exclaims]
-Listen--

374
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,620
Ignore all these distractions.
Stick to our script.

375
00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:01,040
Darkwing confronts Megavolt,
surrenders, then takes a knee.

376
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,670
[scoffs] Excuse me!

377
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,830
I didn't work this hard
to make a comeback

378
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,040
just to lose a fight
to that joker.

379
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,250
Oh! There you are!
Did you find--?

380
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,960
Uh, that actor kid? Yeah.
Said I could film the finale.

381
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
-He... did?
-Oh, yeah.

382
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,040
Stubbed his toe
really badly and just quit.

383
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,790
Movie stars. One little boo-boo
and they fall apart.

384
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,500
That doesn't sound like him.

385
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,290
And why are you
saying things all mean?

386
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,750
And... action!

387
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,380
You can't defeat me!
I'm awesome!

388
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,540
Surrender, and do it now!

389
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:48,120
I've lost... the ability
to surrender

390
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,290
to a two-bit,
ten-watt dim bulb like you!

391
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,880
Wait. Who is that?

392
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,330
Why isn't his robot face
coming off?

393
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,540
[Jim Starling]
Feast on this!

394
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:57,960
[grunts]

395
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,420
[crew panicking]

396
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:05,790
Quick! Cut!

397
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,000
No cuts!

398
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,830
-Jim Starling never cuts!
-Huh?

399
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,960
[Jim Starling] I'll film
this finale if it kills me.

400
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,250
And everyone on this roof!

401
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,790
[Drake] I am the terror that
flaps in the night.

402
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:20,960
I am the overstuffed burrito

403
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,380
that spills
onto the lap of crime.

404
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,960
I am Darkwing Duck!

405
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,710
No, I am!

406
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,750
[grunting]

407
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,380
[whimpering]

408
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,420
What is that idiot doing?

409
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,500
Drawing fire.
Get everyone out!

410
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,420
Ugh!

411
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,500
[grunting]

412
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,540
We've gotta stop the flames!

413
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,420
I'll keep him distracted.
You turn on the rain machine.

414
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,620
[both]
Let's. Get. Dangerous.

415
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,210
-This is so cool!
-[gasps] I know!

416
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,000
It feels so right!

417
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,460
[both exhale]

418
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,210
[growls]

419
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,290
Ha-ha!

420
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,830
What?! I knocked you out cold.

421
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,040
Like, a lot!

422
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,500
I don't want to brag,

423
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,540
but I'm incredibly strong
and resilient.

424
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,380
Oh, really?

425
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,620
-Darkwing!
-No!

426
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,080
[evil laughter]

427
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,380
Uh, what?

428
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,380
Get back up.

429
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,920
Darkwing!

430
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,670
No!

431
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:46,120
[groaning]

432
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,460
[piano keys play]

433
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,210
[exclaims]

434
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:52,580
Why won't you stay down?

435
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,420
[exclaiming]

436
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,580
[machine whirring]

437
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,420
Keep... getting... up...

438
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,080
[growls]

439
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,330
[gasps, grunts]

440
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:13,540
[both grunting, exclaiming]

441
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,290
Uncle Scrooge,
stop the bad guy!

442
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,080
Which is the bad guy?!

443
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,420
If only one
had a blasted moustache!

444
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,120
[both grunting, exclaiming]

445
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,580
Oh! [groans]

446
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,460
[straining]

447
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,710
Aah!

448
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,540
Show's over, Dead Meat Duck.

449
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:48,880
[grunts] Stop!

450
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,750
You're not a villain.
You're a hero.

451
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,750
Our hero.

452
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,080
No matter how hopeless
things got,

453
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,880
Darkwing Duck got back up
and did what was right.

454
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,250
For Darkwing Duck
is bigger than one man.

455
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,290
He is the hope
that flaps in the night.

456
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:05,080
This may be the most eloquent
Launchpad has ever been.

457
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,580
He knows a lot
about this one thing.

458
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,620
But he is light. Just.

459
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,830
And the most tenacious part
of all good men.

460
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,380
Um, Launchpad?

461
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,960
Inspiring the citizenry
to rise

462
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,080
to a new Promethean--

463
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,170
Hey, dummy, it's about to blow!

464
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,290
You really can't stop him
once he gets started.

465
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,500
Well, yeah.
He's your biggest fan.

466
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,830
[Launchpad]
--one who subjugates his will.

467
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:25,460
To the will
of the common good.

468
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,920
A caring duck of mystery.

469
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,540
A champion of right.

470
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:31,880
Who is the cunning mind
behind that shadowy disguise?

471
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,580
-I got ya!
-No, I got him!

472
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,330
--about ourselv-- unh!

473
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,830
[both grunt]

474
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,380
[screams]

475
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:40,880
[both gasp]

476
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,960
[struggling]

477
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,670
That was the perfect end!

478
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,750
A hero grappling
with his dark id.

479
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,670
In a cleansing rain!
Here's the footage.

480
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,290
[gasps]

481
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,380
[music playing]

482
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,620
No! Over the entire fight?

483
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,790
It's... my masterpiece.

484
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:19,750
Well, this was a disaster.
I'm shutting this down.

485
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,750
There will never be
a Darkwing Duck movie.

486
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,750
Well, there's still
no sign of Starling.

487
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,670
The movie's ruined,
I lost my big break,

488
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:29,380
my hero tried to kill me,
and - oh! - I blew him up.

489
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,920
Oh, what am I gonna do now?

490
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,670
What Darkwing Duck
always does: Get back up.

491
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,790
You know, you could
do this for real.

492
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:37,920
What? Be a superhero?

493
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,080
I mean sure, I'm scrappy,
I'm brave,

494
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,290
I look great in the cape.

495
00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:42,540
Gizmoduck does it.

496
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:44,420
I am better than Gizmoduck.

497
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,960
It's one thing
to play a hero.

498
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,540
And it's another thing
to actually be a hero.

499
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,620
Do it for Jim.

500
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,120
I don't know, I--

501
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,920
This whole thing
sounds like it could get--

502
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,920
Dangerous?

503
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,000
You already got one fan.

504
00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:07,710
"Drake Mallard."
Never heard of ya.

505
00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,710
[Jim Starling]
It was all a setup.

506
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,790
That hack put my fan
in danger

507
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:23,080
to steal the glory
and humiliate me.

508
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,420
They want grim
and gritty, huh?

509
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,830
Happy to play the part.

510
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,580
[evil laughter]