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Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Dallas" Reunion..
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It was a positive COVID test.
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- Kary and Brandi...
- Hi.
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- Hi, Andy.
- ...are Zooming in.
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I have my pink briefcase
with all my evidence.
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Elle Wood goes to court.
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I'm not like you.
I'm not milquetoast.
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I'm not a doormat.
Not gonna take that.
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I'm not a doormat,
but you know what I am?
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- So that's not who I am.
- I'm a good friend.
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- You're divorcing?
- Yeah.
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- Wow.
- I wanna hug you, Kary, so bad.
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I'm not asking you
for speaking lessons.
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Did any of us ever sign up
for, like,
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the Tiffany Moon grammar class?
'Cause I know I didn't.
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Kameron had said "Chicken feet?
No thanks.
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I'd rather eat
SparkleDog Treats."
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It wasn't a personal thing,
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and I sincerely apologize
that I offended you for that.
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Do you accept her ownership
and her apology
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for that statement?
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- No.
- You don't?
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- No.
- You don't accept her--
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We're not finished.
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♪♪♪
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The tweet that you tweeted out
with the SparkleDog Treats--
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to me was very offensive.
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I ate everything at dim sum,
every single thing off my plate.
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Actually--Actually, Kameron,
this is actually
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not even about
chicken feet anymore.
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I know, exactly.
I think it's personal.
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I think you don't like me,
and there's a reason.
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- No.
- And I really wanna know why.
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I think you are so privileged
and ignorant
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that you would compare something
that I eat every week
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and consider normal and try
to promote your business.
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What?! Promote? Lookit,
you're selling t-shirts, honey.
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You are selling t-shirts
for $25...
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- Yeah, I sell t-shirts for $22.
- ...with chicken feet on it.
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You're promoting yourself,
my love.
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- Look at this.
- You sell t-shirts
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that have chicken feet on them?
- Yes, $25.
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- It says "Tastes Like Chicken."
- I mean, I can't even like...
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It says "Tastes Like Chicken"?
Like, the chicken feet?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Do you need this?
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- Did you forget that?
- No, she remembers.
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No, I haven't forgotten
any of these.
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All of these receipts
that you're bringing, Kameron,
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you're, like, "This! This!"
I remember.
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Yeah, I don't need you
to show me.
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I have that in my head, okay?
The whitesplaining, all this.
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I don't need you to show me.
I remember.
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Yeah, okay, I would like to know
how are you not judging me here
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as a collective group
according to my race?
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Tell me right now.
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Um, I would like to first
reference the scene
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in which that was, like,
suited for?
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This is bullsh--, Tiffany.
This is bullsh--.
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- Are you ready to listen now?
- Yeah.
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I'm happy to listen,
and you need to explain that.
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So that tweet was live-tweeted
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when it was
Kary's 50th birthday party,
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and we sat down to dinner,
and the food came out,
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and I think I said something
like, "Oh, my God.
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This food is delicious."
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This looks so good.
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It's a lot better than
the chicken feet. I know that.
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My people take offense to that.
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You just offended
everyone in China.
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I'm sorry, girl. I can't--No.
It has nothing to do with China
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that I don't like chicken feet.
- It's like our cultural food.
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It isn't, no, no, no.
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That's stereotyping
your whole country right now.
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Do you realize that?
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And I was like, okay,
thanks, whitesplaining.
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Thank you for explaining
my culture to me!
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I wasn't talking about racism,
Tiffany.
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- I was talking about food.
- Yes.
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It wasn't about racism!
You made it--
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Food...is...part...of...
my...culture!
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Don't explain my culture
to me.
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I was comparing food.
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I'm not talking about
your culture, Tiffany.
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- I was talking about food.
- Like, how do we go from...
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She's saying food--She's saying
food is part of her culture.
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- Ooh, child! Child.
- Okay.
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She's saying she--
when you talk about food...
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- Yeah.
- ...that it's important
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in her culture, that it's--
- There's eight other countries
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that eat chicken foot.
I ate my whole plate.
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There's 18 other countries
that eat chicken foot. So what?
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Yeah. Stephanie said she'd
rather ck
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her husband's asshole
than eat a chicken foot.
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So why am I the one
being attacked right now?
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I never said anything about it.
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Were you offended
by what she said,
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that she would rather lick
her husband's asshole?
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That's far worse, Tiffany.
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I mean, his asshole
may taste good. I don't know.
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Like, what on earth?
Why are you after me?
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- It may. I don't know.
- You're always surprising me.
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- [ laughs ]
- You're very surprising.
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Well, you're gonna let that go,
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and you're gonna sit here
and attack me.
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What do you think of that?
I am curious.
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Stephanie did not say to me,
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"You're offending
your own culture.
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You're stereotyping..."
whatever the sentence was.
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That's the part
that I'm whitesplaining.
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I wanted to look at you
as an individual.
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- Okay.
- Not the butthole, whatever.
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I wanted to look at you
as an individual.
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- Okay.
- You know what I mean?
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Don't tell me,
a woman born in China...
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- Got it.
- ...about my culture.
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- Got it.
- That's whitesplaining.
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And you seemed so more concerned
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with the public's perception
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of you possibly being "racist,"
canceling you...
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Who wouldn't right now, Tiffany?
Who wouldn't? Give me a break!
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...than actually hurting
my feelings.
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Well, Twitter agreed with me,
so Twitter removed your post.
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- Right, oh.
- So just letting you know.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, boo.
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Twitter did not remove my post.
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- Right here. Right here.
- This is your account.
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- She deleted it.
- I removed my post.
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- She deleted her post.
- No, honey, lookit.
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"Thank you for report.
We reviewed the account,
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and your tweet has been removed
from Tiffany Moon's post."
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- There you go.
- I have so many tweets.
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Honey, I don't think
Twitter lies, babe.
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I have never deleted
a single tweet except that one.
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Twitter doesn't lie.
Twitter doesn't lie.
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- Twitter doesn't lie.
- Twitter doesn't lie, my love.
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- All right, well...
- Oh, Twitter doesn't...
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- No, it doesn't.
- I wanna--I wanna--
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I wanna talk
about the pizza party.
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According to your fellow
Housewives and the viewers,
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your epicurean pizza party...
- Yeah.
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...was kind of a flop.
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No fighting.
On your first infraction,
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you shall receive
a verbal warning.
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- You just ate some crickets.
- No, I didn't.
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- Hey, Brandi?
- [ retching and coughing ]
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Ew, gross.
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Nikki Nik tweeted, "Tiffany's
party was like an H.R. meeting."
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BravoTea tweeted, "Tiffany has
more rules at her pizza party
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than the U.S. has
COVID-19 restrictions."
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Um, Brandi, what was your
reaction to the pizza party
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and the rules and the cricket?
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As far as the cricket, like,
I was in my first trimester,
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and I did not know, so I think
that also has something to do
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with me throwing up.
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Tiffany,
Jake from Topeka, Kansas, said,
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"Tricking everyone into eating
crickets was pretty extra,
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"especially after
the whole chicken feet thing.
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"Not really the best way
to get yourself a girl posse.
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Do you still stand by
that prank?"
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I mean, I get that eating
crickets is gross,
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but, like, it's not--
it's FDA-approved.
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It's not poisonous, you know?
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Actually,
it's a criminal offense.
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Actually,
it's a criminal offense,
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and it's a misdemeanor
in the state of Texas.
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What's a criminal offense?
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Hiding food in people's food
without them knowing.
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Right here. "Pen-al" Code,
Title 5, Chapter 22.
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- Pee-nal code.
- "Assaultive Offenses."
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- Thank you, Lawyer Barbie.
- Penal code.
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- Penal code.
- I will say that I don't--
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I do not mind--I do not mind
a joke and a prank.
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So I guess it was better
that it was me
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and none of the other ladies.
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Stephanie, Sharon
from Plainview, New York, said,
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"All of you went after Tiffany
for her cricket prank,
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"but why am I 100% sure that if
Brandi did the cricket prank,
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you all would have thought
it was hilarious?"
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Because it was more of,
you do these shows,
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and obviously, you wanna
create moments, right?
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So I think Tiffany, on every
party she threw, up until
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the, um, Hawaiian party, she was
trying to get a reaction.
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Like, chicken feet was
to get a reaction.
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Let's be honest, right?
Putting crickets in our food
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was to get a reaction. Giving up
all those stupid rules
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was to get a reaction, and then
when we get a reaction,
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you're like, "I don't know why
they don't wanna be my friend,"
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but it's like, it's part
of our job to react as well.
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So we're kind of damned
if we do, damned if we don't.
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- Yeah.
- And it sucks.
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D'Andra, did they overreact
about the cricket prank?
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I believe so, but I like to eat
a lot of different things,
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so nothing bothers me.
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Oh, my God.
You're asking D'Andra?
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- D'Andra eats everything.
- Yeah, don't ask D'Andra.
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- Yeah, nothing bothers me.
- She literally will eat worms.
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I'm always up
for a new culinary adventure.
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- Doesn't matter what it is.
- Se will eat anything nasty.
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Kameron,
Hannah from Baltimore said,
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"Do you think everyone was
harder on Tiffany
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"in her first season
than they were on you
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your first season on the show?"
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I had a really hard time
my first season,
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and I reached out to Tiffany,
telling her,
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like, I've been there before.
I've been the new girl.
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And I constantly--I felt like
throughout the season,
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wanted to check on her,
like, send her messages,
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"Are you okay? Let me know.
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I know what it's like
to be the new girl."
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Well, you're looking at me
funny.
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Are you saying I didn't
do that?
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'Cause I have text messages.
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Don't put your suspicion on me.
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Honey, I got text messages
right here.
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You want me to get 'em out?
Do you need me to get 'em out?
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I don't remember you
reaching out to--
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Okay, if you want me
to get 'em out, I will.
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- Okay, so--
- Kameron, can't you just
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remember stuff without having to
riffle through a piece of paper
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every five minutes? It's really
annoying, and like--
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- It is kind of annoying.
- Well, I just--
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- Annoying the crap out of me.
- I know it's annoying,
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but I just don't want people
to be a victim,
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and you just--you need
to tell the truth.
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You must have been texting
the wrong phone number, honey.
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I wanna see them.
I wanna see 'em.
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Let me get 'em out here.
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This is gonna be a long day.
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- [ papers rustling ]
- Here you go.
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"Hey, girlie, was worried
about you since you left early.
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"I hope you really are okay.
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"I know cast trips are insane,
and it's a lot to take in.
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"Know that I'm always here if
you ever want to vent or talk.
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"Took me a long time
to figure everything out,
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so I know how it is
being the newbie."
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And then you said,
"No, I just had some stuff
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to get to at home.
Thanks for your support, babe."
239
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You know, it seemed like
at the end of the season,
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you were in a really great place
with everyone.
241
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Then the show starts airing,
242
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and then people are tweeting
about the show.
243
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I'm assuming that watching
the show really made you
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unsure about how you felt
about everyone.
245
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- Yeah.
- Is that fair?
246
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- It's very strange...
- Yeah.
247
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...to--to watch something
you did months ago.
248
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And I mean, do you feel like
social media
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really set your relationship
with Tiffany back?
250
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I'm telling you,
I was so excited
251
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for you to join our cast.
252
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I thought you were gonna be
my number one alliance.
253
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Like, I was like, yes.
254
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And then I felt like
once the show wrapped,
255
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I felt like your cyberbullying
was like a different person,
256
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and I just got hurt feelings.
- So where's the daylight here?
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Is there a path forward
for you two?
258
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I'm an optimist. I feel like
there's always a chance forward.
259
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I feel like the bridge
has not been burned.
260
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Um...but I also feel like the--
261
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Oh, my God. I can't take it
with the papers.
262
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Oh, you're getting out
the paperwork?
263
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- [ laughing ]
- No, I have one more thing.
264
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- Oh, my God.
- You have one more thing?
265
00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:04,102
- We're wrapping this up.
- I can't take this seriously.
266
00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:05,428
- Oh, my God.
- I'm just--
267
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but this is the thing.
I have another--
268
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I have a whole conversation
between us,
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and we said
we're moving forward,
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and it's like every time
I put--
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Okay, well, this is the moving
forward after that.
272
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But there's been a hundred
moving forwards with her.
273
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And within 24 hours, it's like--
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This is the moving forward.
This is the moving forward.
275
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Okay, let's hope. Okay.
276
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So she's saying she's an
optimist, and she feels like--
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Like there's always the chance
for a path forward,
278
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but not if you keep
mentioning the past.
279
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I'm trying to figure out
how are we gonna change this?
280
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- Stop talking about the past.
- But you said that before.
281
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So I just wanna see, like,
if it's the real deal here.
282
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Like, this is the real deal.
'Cause I will put my hand in.
283
00:10:40,498 --> 00:10:45,301
And I will hug you, and I
will say, let's do this, babe.
284
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- Let's have a reset...
- Okay.
285
00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:48,647
- ...from now on.
- Let's hug. Okay, let's hug.
286
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[ laughs ] I--
287
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,265
Well, I didn't know
about the hugging part.
288
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- I mean, let's do it.
- [ laughs ]
289
00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,603
- Okay. Okay?
- Okay.
290
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,657
Okay.
291
00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,817
I don't know about
COVID restrictions there,
292
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but I appreciate it got done.
293
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We all get
negative COVID tested.
294
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- Okay, good. Okay, good.
- We just did.
295
00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:07,657
Okay, all right,
we're gonna take a break.
296
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- Oh, my God.
- Bridge is not burnt.
297
00:11:10,078 --> 00:11:13,663
- I'm so tired.
- We'll be right back.
298
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Coming up next...
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A video was making its rounds
about your husband Bryan
300
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at a club with another woman.
301
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♪♪♪
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00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,512
"It'll be fun," you said.
303
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:32,306
"You'll make new friends,"
you said. [ laughs ]
304
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:33,566
[ laughs ]
305
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,362
If I get COVID
after hugging you, it's okay.
306
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:40,606
- Yeah. I'll take those chances.
- After all we've been through.
307
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:43,535
We'll all be COVID girls.
308
00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:44,777
D'Andra, I'm gonna put this
back on.
309
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,279
Yes, thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
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Okay, guys, hold the talking.
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Still waiting to
bring us back in.
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4, 3, 2...
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We are back on the veranda
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with the Lone Star ladies
of Dallas.
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I'm Andy Cohen.
316
00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:01,219
The Dallas Housewives certainly
have a way with words.
317
00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:03,796
Which way those words are going?
Well, that's another story.
318
00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:07,675
So let's just Astroglide
into this,
319
00:12:07,752 --> 00:12:10,895
and you can see their best
blunders for themselves.
320
00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:14,557
Tiffany's having all of us
meet her for "dimsam."
321
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,559
- How do you say it?
- "Dimsam"?
322
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,236
Isn't it "dimsam"?
323
00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:19,812
It's maybe more "suh"
on the end. I don't know.
324
00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:20,905
"Dimsam"?
325
00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:22,741
You're saying "sum" kinda weird.
326
00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:24,150
"Dimsam"?
327
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,403
I didn't have
my typhoon shot updated.
328
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,322
- Typhoon?
- Typhoon? What is it called?
329
00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:32,584
- Typhoid. [ laughs ]
- Typhoid!
330
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,419
Typhoon shot. [ laughs ]
331
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,412
Oh, my God!
332
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,673
After my little "shenan-digas"
I did last night...
333
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:42,877
"Shenan-digas"? How do you say
those? Shenan--what?
334
00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:44,921
- [ laughing ]
- "Shenan-digas"?
335
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,432
Shenanigans.
336
00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:48,600
- Aw!
- Too-doo!
337
00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:50,426
They're all clean today.
338
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,179
Too-doo?
What does "too-doo" mean?
339
00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:54,272
- It means "Ta-da!"
- "Ta-da."
340
00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:55,348
[ laughs ]
341
00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,391
♪ Too-doo ♪
342
00:12:57,468 --> 00:13:00,895
It raised a flag to me
with the Astrogliding thing.
343
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:02,280
What is Astrogliding?
344
00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:04,357
Leaving your body and--
and your soul.
345
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,192
That's astral projection.
That's not Astrogliding.
346
00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:08,286
- Well...
- Astroglide is what you use
347
00:13:08,363 --> 00:13:12,240
when you have sex.
- I use that during sex as well.
348
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,243
The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
349
00:13:15,319 --> 00:13:16,294
[ buzzer ]
350
00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:18,287
- Probably the Pyramids.
- [ laughs ]
351
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,289
- Noah's ark.
- [ buzzer ]
352
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,966
[ buzzer ]
353
00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:23,301
[ bell dings ]
354
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:24,469
- Canada, maybe.
- [ buzzer ]
355
00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:26,805
- The Great Wall of China.
- [ bell dings ]
356
00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:27,964
- Bigfoot's number 7, right?
- [ buzzer ]
357
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,475
Yeah. Did I do 7?
358
00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:32,802
Well, use the 9 commandments.
I think we...
359
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:33,886
9? Now I wanna know which one
you got rid of.
360
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,805
Kary, what are
the 9 commandments?
361
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,316
The do not lie,
don't sleep with a neighbor.
362
00:13:38,393 --> 00:13:40,318
[ laughter ]
363
00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:42,487
Uh, do not, uh, masturbate.
364
00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:44,397
- Aah!
- That is not--
365
00:13:44,473 --> 00:13:45,824
That is not...
366
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,817
Then we're all going to hell,
I guarantee you.
367
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,569
[ laughter ]
368
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:52,822
Oh, my God.
So why do you think Canada
369
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,740
is one of the 7 wonders
of the world?
370
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:57,326
- I like it there.
- [ laughter ]
371
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,494
You like it there?
372
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,838
- Yeah.
- That was hard.
373
00:13:59,914 --> 00:14:02,290
- You got two and a half.
- Yeah.
374
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:05,844
Bigfoot, of course, is not
one of the 7 wonders
375
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,421
of the world
or the new world.
376
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:11,007
Um, Kameron, have you gotten
your typhoon shot this year?
377
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,633
Actually, now--
378
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,427
Did you get a hurricane shot
instead?
379
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:18,356
You know, I actually due for
my typhoid shot still. I am.
380
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,766
Kary, I may not be able
to name all the commandments,
381
00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:25,363
but I do know there's 10
and not 9.
382
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,482
Sleeping with your neighbor?
Is that one of them?
383
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:29,367
[ laughter ]
384
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:31,536
No, no, not sleeping.
385
00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:34,539
Like, not sleeping
with that neighbor, right?
386
00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:35,990
- Right.
- Oh, my gosh.
387
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:38,376
[ laughter ]
388
00:14:38,453 --> 00:14:40,879
Kameron,
a traditional Chinese meal
389
00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:44,624
made up of all kinds
of dumplings is called what?
390
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,551
Um..."dimsam."
391
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:48,878
Did I say it right?
392
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,388
- No?
- Close. Close.
393
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:51,890
Okay. How do you say it?
Please tell me.
394
00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:53,892
Dim... sum.
395
00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:55,301
Dim... sum.
396
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:56,552
Like, do I pronounce it
like s-o-m-e?
397
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,970
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like "Dim some"?
398
00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:01,307
- Okay. Perfect. I know now.
- Or s-u-m.
399
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:02,350
- Okay.
- Sum.
400
00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,736
- Sum. I know now.
- Yeah.
401
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,647
D'Andra and Stephanie,
the official Astroglide
402
00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,023
Twitter feed gave you both
a shout out
403
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,575
after that episode aired.
Did you know that?
404
00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:11,910
- Really? That's so exciting!
- Oh, my God. Love it.
405
00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:14,862
Free Astroglide for life
for you both.
406
00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:16,572
D'Andra private messaged them,
"Where is my free Astroglide?"
407
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,324
- Yes.
- D'Andra, it seems like
408
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:19,575
you were the only one
409
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,911
that thought Captain Brandi
was funny.
410
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,756
Everyone else kinda thought
it was creepy and annoying.
411
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:27,425
- How do you feel about that?
- D'Andra, what is that?
412
00:15:27,502 --> 00:15:30,002
This is
a cruise director co-host.
413
00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:31,337
Captain Brandi.
414
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:34,048
I kind of have
a weird sense of humor.
415
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:37,426
[ laughter ]
416
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,721
Well, D'Andra's season
of self-discovery with a shaman
417
00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:44,684
had her circling the universe
on wings of pure light.
418
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,062
But when estranged stepfamily
reached out to her,
419
00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:52,617
she was forced to confront
a dark truth about her past
420
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,619
and her own last name.
Watch this.
421
00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:57,455
I decided to take a couple
of spiritual journeys.
422
00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,123
I started to see a shaman.
423
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,451
I have no idea what a shaman is.
424
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,787
Like, I think
of a magical wizard.
425
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,956
[ laughs ]
426
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,417
[ New Age music playing ]
427
00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:12,128
I'm Christian. I've been raised
a Christian my whole life.
428
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,132
Going to see a shaman is not
something that is allowed
429
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,633
in the Christian religion.
430
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,478
When my father committed
suicide,
431
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,597
there was a big, um, fight
over the family estate.
432
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:24,890
[ bird cries ]
433
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,475
WOMEN:
♪ Circling the universe ♪
434
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,770
DARRIN:
♪ On wings of pure light ♪
435
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:33,992
I'm skeptical about this whole
thing because I'm a Christian.
436
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,827
That means I believe in Jesus.
437
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:38,913
I believe
that when you meditate...
438
00:16:40,691 --> 00:16:41,741
I do, too.
439
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,668
Let me get this straight,
Brandi.
440
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:47,079
You see ghosts,
yet my shaman is not okay.
441
00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:49,749
Brandi, you're acting like
a cafeteria Christian.
442
00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:51,792
You can pick the blue Jell-O
and the meatloaf.
443
00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:53,553
That's bullsh--, D'Andra.
444
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,731
No!
445
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,734
No!
446
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,604
Go [bleep] yourselves.
447
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,190
Take your ----ing mask with you,
you ----ing bitch.
448
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,200
How many girls do you know
can work at the White House?
449
00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:18,527
How many do you know can work
for the President of Saks?
450
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,204
D'Andra's accomplished a lot
451
00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:21,781
because her last name
was Simmons.
452
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,875
I may not ever get
a relationship with my brother
453
00:17:23,951 --> 00:17:25,376
and my stepmother again.
454
00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:30,539
I don't want you to ever
look back and have any regrets.
455
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,668
D'Andra, the time has come
for you to lead us in
456
00:17:34,745 --> 00:17:37,546
"We all fly like eagles
on wings of pure light."
457
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,725
♪ We all fly like eagles ♪
458
00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:43,511
♪ On wings of pure light ♪
459
00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:45,721
♪ Oh, witchi chai yo ♪
460
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,515
♪ Oh, witchi chai ♪
461
00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:49,517
♪ Oh, witchi chai yo ♪
462
00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:50,851
- And that's really good.
- [ laughs ]
463
00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:52,019
- You're a really good singer.
- Something about
464
00:17:52,096 --> 00:17:53,562
circling the universe.
It's something.
465
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,563
I think it's something.
I think there's something.
466
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,907
- Remember this one?
- Yes.
467
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,858
I wanna talk about Darrin,
your shaman.
468
00:17:57,935 --> 00:18:01,862
- Was he your hairdresser first?
- [ laughter ]
469
00:18:01,939 --> 00:18:03,864
I knew Darrin for 25 years.
470
00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:06,158
He did my hair and makeup
for different photo shoots
471
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:07,701
that I did when I was a model
years ago.
472
00:18:07,778 --> 00:18:10,996
Did Darrin do
anybody else's hair here?
473
00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:12,748
Uh-huh, for, like, three years.
474
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,150
Wow.
475
00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:16,594
He's actually very, very
talented at extensions.
476
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:18,754
Were you disappointed
he changed careers?
477
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,080
No, I think he still does hair.
478
00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:21,173
- He still does hair.
- Oh, he still does hair.
479
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,008
Yeah, I think hair's like
his main job,
480
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:25,928
and then shaman is like
part-time.
481
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:26,846
You don't make a lot of money
being a shaman.
482
00:18:26,922 --> 00:18:28,773
- Right.
- [ laughter ]
483
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,275
Brandi,
Courtney from Vancouver, Canada,
484
00:18:31,352 --> 00:18:33,945
said, "You're so hypocritical.
How can you believe that ghosts
485
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:39,283
talk to you but think a shaman
goes against Christianity?"
486
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:45,123
♪♪♪
487
00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:50,202
Brandi,
Courtney from Vancouver, Canada,
488
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,964
said, "You're so hypocritical.
How can you believe that ghosts
489
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:57,718
talk to you but think a shaman
goes against Christianity?"
490
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,972
It was
a little bit uncomfortable.
491
00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:02,214
I mean, we were saying
all of these things
492
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,049
that I have no idea
what they mean.
493
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:06,218
He didn't tell us
what they meant.
494
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:08,146
We were just, you know,
chanting these weird things,
495
00:19:08,222 --> 00:19:11,315
and for all I knew, we were,
you know, doing witchcraft.
496
00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:13,151
- I had no idea.
- I, in my mind,
497
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,727
am okay with it because
I know that
498
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:16,729
what I was doing was meditation.
499
00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:19,323
I will do anything
if it will help me, heal me,
500
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,325
make me a better person,
make me feel better.
501
00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:25,329
Brandi, Nicole from Dallas said,
"You think seeing a shaman
502
00:19:25,406 --> 00:19:27,948
"goes against
your Christian beliefs,
503
00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:31,118
"but is waving a giant dildo
at Kameron
504
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:33,287
something Jesus
would approve of?"
505
00:19:33,364 --> 00:19:36,749
No, Brandi. No, no, no.
I don't participate in this.
506
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:37,917
[ laughs ]
507
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:40,169
This is like a level
that I will do.
508
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,087
[ laughter ]
509
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,924
I think Jesus would think
it's real funny. [ laughs ]
510
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,091
[ laughs ]
511
00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:47,968
Kameron, what do you think?
512
00:19:48,045 --> 00:19:49,854
Um, well, I really choose
513
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,689
to accept all religions
and all beliefs.
514
00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,933
Brandi, I think you should be
a buffet Christian
515
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:55,860
over a cafeteria Christian
because that way...
516
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:57,269
- Thanks, girl. Thanks, girl.
- ...you could have a little bit
517
00:19:57,346 --> 00:20:00,698
of everything on your plate,
and I love buffets.
518
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,700
Well, the cafeteria is
kind of a buffet.
519
00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,110
Okay, I wanna switch gears
520
00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:06,820
because the whole drama
with your stepfamily
521
00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:10,783
over your dad's inheritance
is really Shakespearean.
522
00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:13,702
- Mm-hmm.
- Your father died by suicide.
523
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,038
- Yes.
- Your mom remarried.
524
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,831
My mother remarried
when I was 6 years old.
525
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:21,710
Oh, okay. Did you really grow up
with Glenn Simmons
526
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,221
as your father figure?
527
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:27,391
Glenn basically took me in
and raised me
528
00:20:27,468 --> 00:20:29,718
because he was the one parent
529
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,729
that was the most parental
of all of them.
530
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:33,889
[ voice breaking ]
He would roll my hair at night.
531
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,307
He would make sure
when I was sick
532
00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:37,142
that I would go to the doctor.
He would take me to--
533
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,228
you know, I was very ill
as a child.
534
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,397
I was always in the hospital
'cause I couldn't breathe,
535
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,148
and I had severe asthma,
536
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:46,318
so Glenn would stay up
all night with me and hug me
537
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:47,636
and rock me and make sure
that I was okay
538
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,822
or go to the doctor with me
or the hospital,
539
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,407
and then he would go
and--and have a board meeting.
540
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,750
Wow.
541
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,085
I mean, he was always
there for me.
542
00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:56,754
And how old were you
when you changed your name?
543
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:59,090
It was like 18 or 20.
So the day I turned that age
544
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,259
is when I went,
and he had to go with me,
545
00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:03,210
and he said, "Are you sure
you wanna do this?"
546
00:21:03,287 --> 00:21:05,096
I said, "Yes, I do."
My mother had been kind of
547
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:07,840
really trying to push me
for years to do it,
548
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,174
and I felt like I didn't wanna
hurt my dad.
549
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,176
But at the time, it was just
because of the fact
550
00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:13,762
that, you know, I thought
I was doing the right thing.
551
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,016
I didn't think it was--
it wasn't opportunistic.
552
00:21:17,092 --> 00:21:20,278
Your mom is saying now
that it was opportunistic.
553
00:21:20,354 --> 00:21:23,022
Why, then, was she pushing you
to do it then?
554
00:21:23,098 --> 00:21:25,899
That's where the mystery lies,
555
00:21:25,976 --> 00:21:27,776
is because I've had
several conversations.
556
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,862
"Why would you say that?
Why would you embarrass me?"
557
00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:31,455
I don't even know anything
about that story.
558
00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:34,742
The story I know is the story
I'm telling you.
559
00:21:34,818 --> 00:21:36,201
And she is steadfast that
that's her story.
560
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:37,786
- Does she have a point--
- But I'm telling you,
561
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,248
I was too young to have
the ability to discern
562
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:42,300
whether Simmons
would take me farther
563
00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:43,876
or Callaway
would take me farther.
564
00:21:43,952 --> 00:21:46,304
Well, I mean, 18 to 20 isn't
too young to figure out
565
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:48,297
that your stepdad
is a billionaire
566
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,548
and with
an influential last name--
567
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,383
Well, he wasn't a billionaire,
first of all.
568
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,385
But honestly,
I'm telling you, Andy,
569
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:55,220
I did not think of it that way.
570
00:21:55,297 --> 00:21:56,805
I mean, you are
Dee Simmons' daughter.
571
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,058
Yes, I am, but that doesn't
make me exactly like her
572
00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:00,934
in every single way.
- Okay.
573
00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:02,811
I think there's always been
a rumor
574
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,981
that people have always thought
D'Andra took on the name,
575
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,550
you know, to benefit her,
576
00:22:07,552 --> 00:22:11,236
but I think all her true friends
know that's 100% not true.
577
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:14,948
If you saw her stand up
at Glenn's funeral
578
00:22:15,025 --> 00:22:16,158
and watched her
make that tribute,
579
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,994
like, everyone was in tears.
580
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,496
I mean, it was the most
beautiful thing I've ever heard.
581
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:24,917
Your father--
he had a lot of money, too.
582
00:22:24,993 --> 00:22:26,927
Probably more
than my stepfather.
583
00:22:28,997 --> 00:22:31,515
And that's the inheritance.
So my father's part was,
584
00:22:31,592 --> 00:22:33,133
"I'm not going to
pay child support,
585
00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:36,187
so my daughter would get
the rest of the inheritance."
586
00:22:36,263 --> 00:22:37,429
- All of it.
- Are we talking
587
00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:39,306
about $10 million, $5 million?
588
00:22:39,383 --> 00:22:41,517
Over a lifetime,
a lot more than that.
589
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,361
20? 30?
590
00:22:43,437 --> 00:22:46,197
- 40?
- A lot more than that.
591
00:22:46,273 --> 00:22:47,439
- Okay.
- Yeah.
592
00:22:47,516 --> 00:22:48,941
So it was oil and gas,
593
00:22:49,017 --> 00:22:49,858
and my grandfather
had built wells
594
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,026
and all that kind of thing.
595
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,028
So what happened was
my stepmother
596
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,824
and on behalf of my brother,
wanted all of it for them,
597
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,233
and I said,
"Well, this isn't fair,
598
00:22:58,235 --> 00:23:00,869
'cause my blood grandparents
had built this part,
599
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,454
and they wanted me
to have something.
600
00:23:02,531 --> 00:23:04,039
They came
from dirt-poor nothing.
601
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,217
- Yeah.
- And at the end of the day,
602
00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:08,219
I split it down the middle
with my brother,
603
00:23:08,295 --> 00:23:10,295
gave him half of everything.
- Wow.
604
00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:13,465
Now after that, he wanted to
sell part of his inheritance.
605
00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:15,509
I bought it,
because why is it gonna go
606
00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:17,043
to some other family member?
607
00:23:17,121 --> 00:23:19,471
So he owns a quarter now,
and I have three-quarters of it.
608
00:23:19,548 --> 00:23:22,850
Wow. How is your relationship
with Mama Dee today?
609
00:23:22,926 --> 00:23:25,569
Great. The biggest regret
I have this year...
610
00:23:25,646 --> 00:23:27,563
[ voice breaking ] is what
I said on camera to her.
611
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,648
That was horrible. I should
never say that to my mother.
612
00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:31,400
- At Tiffany's party.
- Mm-hmm.
613
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,193
Go [bleep] yourself.
614
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:35,830
Take your ----ing mask
with you, you ----ing bitch.
615
00:23:39,067 --> 00:23:41,201
- I should never have done that.
- Aw.
616
00:23:41,278 --> 00:23:43,421
Never, ever have done that.
617
00:23:43,497 --> 00:23:46,915
D'Andra, we all say things
we don't mean,
618
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,001
and she knows how much
you love her.
619
00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:51,378
We've had that
volatile relationship, and, um,
620
00:23:51,455 --> 00:23:54,089
every year it seems to me
we move a little bit further.
621
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,883
We have some progress,
and then we have to step back,
622
00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:57,426
and that was really...
623
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,927
- You're only human.
- ...embarrassing.
624
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,429
- And you reacted.
- It was humiliating
625
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,847
and horrible for her,
and I just--
626
00:24:01,924 --> 00:24:04,057
I-I should never have done that
to my mother, ever.
627
00:24:04,134 --> 00:24:05,609
- I know.
- And I'm so sorry.
628
00:24:05,686 --> 00:24:07,611
It's so unfair that I did it
on national television.
629
00:24:07,688 --> 00:24:09,938
- She knows.
- But I-I made a big mistake,
630
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,399
but I hope people
can forgive me for that.
631
00:24:12,476 --> 00:24:13,451
- Has she forgiven you?
- Mm-hmm.
632
00:24:13,527 --> 00:24:15,360
Well,
that's the most important thing.
633
00:24:15,437 --> 00:24:16,770
My husband was horrified.
634
00:24:16,847 --> 00:24:18,697
He would never talk
to his mother like that, ever.
635
00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:20,574
I'm glad you two are good,
though.
636
00:24:20,651 --> 00:24:21,909
♪♪♪
637
00:24:21,985 --> 00:24:23,285
We're gonna be right back.
638
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,245
♪♪♪
639
00:24:25,322 --> 00:24:26,630
Coming up next...
640
00:24:26,707 --> 00:24:31,302
You brought a blow-up doll
with a large phallic object.
641
00:24:31,378 --> 00:24:34,630
We talked about fart and poop
and butt sex.
642
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,225
What part of you were
not being yourself?
643
00:24:43,798 --> 00:24:46,767
Welcome back to "The Real
Housewives of Dallas" Reunion.
644
00:24:46,843 --> 00:24:48,152
I am Andy Cohen.
645
00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:49,603
[ baby crying in distance ]
646
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,655
And here's the baby. Hi, baby.
647
00:24:51,732 --> 00:24:52,990
Oh, sweet baby.
648
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:55,326
Wow, it's our first baby
at a reunion.
649
00:24:55,402 --> 00:24:57,995
- [ chuckles ]
- [ crying continues ]
650
00:24:58,072 --> 00:24:59,238
You know, Brandi,
you've had quite a year.
651
00:24:59,314 --> 00:25:04,668
Very high highs
and very low lows.
652
00:25:04,745 --> 00:25:07,746
First of all, you had
an unexpected pregnancy.
653
00:25:07,823 --> 00:25:09,790
Tell me about the timeline
of this
654
00:25:09,866 --> 00:25:12,167
because the whole time
we were filming,
655
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,178
you were actually pregnant?
656
00:25:14,255 --> 00:25:15,754
We started filming,
657
00:25:15,831 --> 00:25:18,298
and I was probably
maybe two weeks pregnant,
658
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:21,093
and, um, by the time
I found out I was pregnant,
659
00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:24,471
I was out of my first trimester,
so yeah.
660
00:25:24,548 --> 00:25:26,265
And how did you find out?
661
00:25:26,341 --> 00:25:29,142
First of all, years ago,
I was told that
662
00:25:29,219 --> 00:25:30,644
I was premenopausal,
663
00:25:30,721 --> 00:25:32,688
and the chances are, like,
.0 something.
664
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,198
So it's kind of a little bit
of a miracle,
665
00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:36,534
but how I found out
is really funny.
666
00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:38,536
I was due for my annual,
667
00:25:38,612 --> 00:25:40,362
so right after filming,
I went in,
668
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:43,657
and you pee in a cup,
and she came in and she told me
669
00:25:43,734 --> 00:25:46,535
that, um, she was like,
"Well, you came back po--
670
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,212
um, that you're pregnant.
671
00:25:48,289 --> 00:25:50,664
So then she does a scan
on my stomach,
672
00:25:50,741 --> 00:25:54,459
and I see a baby
on the screen,
673
00:25:54,536 --> 00:25:56,503
and I completely have
a panic attack,
674
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:59,723
and my doctor is, like,
"Brandi, this is amazing.
675
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,341
This is a miracle."
676
00:26:01,418 --> 00:26:03,051
She was like,
"But I have to ask,
677
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,345
is this not Bryan's?"
And I was like, "What? No.
678
00:26:05,422 --> 00:26:07,514
This is Bryan's,"
um, and she was like,
679
00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:10,851
"Okay, I was just making sure
'cause you seem upset about it,
680
00:26:10,927 --> 00:26:12,352
and I'm like,
"Well, I just haven't been
681
00:26:12,429 --> 00:26:14,855
taking care of myself.
I've been drinking."
682
00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:17,649
And I should point out Brilynn
is in perfectly great health.
683
00:26:17,726 --> 00:26:18,576
- She is.
- Yeah.
684
00:26:18,652 --> 00:26:20,077
She's beautiful. She's perfect.
685
00:26:20,154 --> 00:26:21,737
And we did a ton of testing
as well.
686
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:26,083
So you have that happen,
and then your mother-in-law
687
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,077
was killed
in a tragic car accident,
688
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,331
and your daughter Brinkley
was in the car.
689
00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:36,209
- Yes. Um--
- What happened there?
690
00:26:36,286 --> 00:26:38,545
They went out to see, um,
my sister-in-law's kids,
691
00:26:38,622 --> 00:26:39,504
and they were leaving
her neighborhood,
692
00:26:39,581 --> 00:26:44,509
and they were hit by 18-wheeler
693
00:26:44,586 --> 00:26:46,103
and they were drug,
and the car flipped,
694
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,846
and then the truck--
the 18-wheeler
695
00:26:47,923 --> 00:26:51,767
fell on top of them and--
and completely smushed the car.
696
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:58,398
And she died, um, from what
we know, on impact.
697
00:26:58,475 --> 00:27:02,194
[ voice breaking ] And Brinkley
by the grace of God, made it,
698
00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:04,905
and--and it's crazy,
'cause she, um,
699
00:27:04,981 --> 00:27:07,458
she's perfect,
and she had some broken--
700
00:27:07,534 --> 00:27:09,910
some broken bones
and a little bit of scratches,
701
00:27:09,986 --> 00:27:14,748
but, um, and they don't even
know how she survived.
702
00:27:14,825 --> 00:27:18,302
Um...but she did.
703
00:27:18,379 --> 00:27:19,294
Wow.
704
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,805
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
705
00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:25,476
- So sorry for your loss.
- Oh, thank you.
706
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:33,484
As if that wasn't enough,
a video was making its rounds
707
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,604
on social media and in the press
about your husband Bryan.
708
00:27:37,681 --> 00:27:40,774
Um, shows him at a club
with another woman.
709
00:27:40,851 --> 00:27:43,944
How have you been since
that video came out?
710
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:47,823
Um... [ sighs ]
711
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:51,326
You know, I'm--I'm disappointed
that I--
712
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,453
I'm aware of when that happened
713
00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:57,165
Um, it was in Las Vegas
during, um,
714
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,501
a dual bachelor-
bachelorette party
715
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,628
for my sister
and brother-in-law.
716
00:28:01,705 --> 00:28:03,338
How long ago was the video from?
717
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:08,635
It was 2018.
718
00:28:08,712 --> 00:28:13,306
But, yeah, extremely
disappointed, and, um...
719
00:28:13,383 --> 00:28:15,317
[ voice breaking ] And I...
720
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,450
[ sniffles ]
721
00:28:24,895 --> 00:28:27,362
Sorry.
722
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,832
What's your thinking
about staying with him?
723
00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:35,212
I'll tell you that, you know,
this was cr--
724
00:28:35,289 --> 00:28:38,457
the craziest year
and my darkest hour.
725
00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:42,720
That man was there for me
and is there for me,
726
00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:47,340
so I feel like I would be
really a piece of sh--
727
00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:51,562
if I didn't, you know,
be there for him.
728
00:28:51,638 --> 00:28:54,222
'Cause he's hurting, too,
right now.
729
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,850
How have you two been
dealing with this together?
730
00:28:56,927 --> 00:28:58,894
You and Bryan.
731
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,480
I wanna protect my children,
732
00:29:01,556 --> 00:29:04,357
and... [ sniffles ] I...
733
00:29:04,434 --> 00:29:13,241
I hate that a fan sent
that video to my--
734
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:17,421
my daughter's Instagram
that is private,
735
00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:21,300
and she saw it.
736
00:29:23,578 --> 00:29:24,786
[ sniffles ]
737
00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:27,380
Because as much as, like,
I can be angry
738
00:29:27,457 --> 00:29:29,591
and stuff, like, that's--
that's her dad,
739
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:33,762
and I just feel like
it's just--
740
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,606
it's just not okay.
741
00:29:35,682 --> 00:29:37,775
Hmm.
742
00:29:37,851 --> 00:29:40,769
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
743
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,896
Brandi, you know we're here
for you.
744
00:29:42,973 --> 00:29:44,272
I love you.
745
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:48,401
I love you.
I'm here for you, too.
746
00:29:48,478 --> 00:29:51,404
[ sniffles ]
747
00:29:51,481 --> 00:29:52,906
Stephanie, when that video
came out,
748
00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:55,700
and I know you and Travis...
- Yeah.
749
00:29:55,777 --> 00:29:56,910
...are obviously great friends
with them
750
00:29:56,987 --> 00:29:57,911
and also great friends
with Bryan.
751
00:29:57,988 --> 00:30:00,297
Did it make you mad at Bryan?
752
00:30:00,374 --> 00:30:02,541
Yeah, I have not talked to Bryan
about it,
753
00:30:02,617 --> 00:30:03,917
but I am angry at him.
754
00:30:03,994 --> 00:30:06,419
This girl is literally like
family to me,
755
00:30:06,496 --> 00:30:07,921
and I love her so much,
756
00:30:07,998 --> 00:30:10,474
and--and she's been through
so much,
757
00:30:10,551 --> 00:30:12,425
I was honestly terrified
758
00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:13,635
that she was gonna do something
to herself.
759
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,480
So I had, um,
a good friend of mine
760
00:30:16,557 --> 00:30:19,599
and then a therapist that Brandi
and I both have used.
761
00:30:19,676 --> 00:30:22,602
And, um, my good friend
walks in first.
762
00:30:22,679 --> 00:30:23,728
'Cause I'm like,
"You have to go see her
763
00:30:23,805 --> 00:30:25,322
because I can't get
ahold of her,"
764
00:30:25,399 --> 00:30:26,824
because every one of us
pretty much was traveling,
765
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,567
and it was spring break,
and then he said
766
00:30:28,643 --> 00:30:30,494
he walked in the baby's room.
It was pitch black,
767
00:30:30,571 --> 00:30:34,665
and she's sitting in the corner,
like, just holding her baby
768
00:30:34,741 --> 00:30:36,834
and bawling,
and it just broke my heart.
769
00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:39,452
Like, absolutely broke my heart.
770
00:30:39,529 --> 00:30:42,339
Mm-hmm.
771
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,791
I think this video has been
put out there.
772
00:30:44,868 --> 00:30:46,960
I think someone
did it intentionally
773
00:30:47,037 --> 00:30:50,338
to try to hurt me once again,
and, um,
774
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,674
and they were successful.
775
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,843
Who would do that?
776
00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:57,062
I think we all know.
777
00:30:58,673 --> 00:30:59,982
I don't know that I...
778
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,602
Um...
779
00:31:03,678 --> 00:31:05,854
Do you know?
780
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:10,868
♪♪♪
781
00:31:10,944 --> 00:31:12,652
Coming up next...
782
00:31:12,729 --> 00:31:14,654
I think you might be getting
a nose bleed.
783
00:31:14,731 --> 00:31:15,706
- [ sniffles ]
- You do, honey.
784
00:31:15,782 --> 00:31:17,490
- You have a nosebleed.
- Oh! Oh!
785
00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:19,710
Well, that's not cute at all.
786
00:31:24,941 --> 00:31:26,499
This video has been put
out there.
787
00:31:26,576 --> 00:31:28,043
Who would do that?
788
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,629
I think we all know.
789
00:31:30,705 --> 00:31:32,672
- Do you know?
- Mm-hmm.
790
00:31:32,749 --> 00:31:33,949
Who?
791
00:31:33,951 --> 00:31:36,560
Um, I'm assuming she's referring
to LeeAnne.
792
00:31:36,637 --> 00:31:39,804
- Yeah.
- I mean, it's the same M--
793
00:31:39,881 --> 00:31:42,015
Modus Operandi, I mean,
over and over again.
794
00:31:42,092 --> 00:31:44,735
She keeps things for years
and then releases them
795
00:31:44,811 --> 00:31:46,728
when it's appropriate,
she thinks,
796
00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:49,147
to backlash at the person
or harass someone
797
00:31:49,224 --> 00:31:51,483
or to make somebody
feel horrible about themselves
798
00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:52,910
and shameful, and it's just--
it's awful behavior.
799
00:31:52,986 --> 00:31:54,244
- Yeah, it's horrible.
- It's horrible.
800
00:31:54,321 --> 00:31:56,488
And then she does it, like, a--
like, I felt like
801
00:31:56,564 --> 00:31:57,915
it was definitely
very intentional.
802
00:31:57,991 --> 00:32:01,076
It was done on a Tuesday,
the day our show comes out,
803
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,753
a few hours before.
- Mm-hmm.
804
00:32:02,829 --> 00:32:06,089
So it's a day where there's
a lot of eyes on the show,
805
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:10,085
and then it comes out, and...
just like...
806
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,763
it's just sad.
- That's your friend.
807
00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:14,765
Do you think she did it?
808
00:32:14,841 --> 00:32:19,761
I honestly--I-I don't think
she would ever put it out,
809
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,763
but maybe someone she knows
would do it.
810
00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:23,098
So she's no longer on the show,
811
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:25,100
but she's still very much
a part of...
812
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,851
- She was very angry.
- Oh, yeah, very angry,
813
00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,019
because Brandi is allowed
to be on the show,
814
00:32:28,096 --> 00:32:29,780
and she's not on the show
any longer.
815
00:32:31,307 --> 00:32:35,777
Uh...I wanna move on
to another video.
816
00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:37,788
About
three and a half years ago,
817
00:32:37,864 --> 00:32:41,199
I made a video and posted it
on my Instagram Story.
818
00:32:41,276 --> 00:32:46,913
The video was of me making fun
of my squinty eyes.
819
00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:50,625
Brandi, Jay from Dallas said,
"At the season 4 reunion,
820
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,544
"you pulled a chair out
in the middle of the room
821
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,963
"and demanded LeeAnne
be held accountable
822
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,223
for her hateful remarks."
823
00:32:57,810 --> 00:33:00,051
Where are you going?
824
00:33:00,128 --> 00:33:02,062
I think LeeAnne needs
to sit her ass right here.
825
00:33:04,057 --> 00:33:05,807
Go for it, sister.
826
00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:09,486
Now that you're
in the same situation,
827
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:11,213
can a chair be pulled out
for you?
828
00:33:11,215 --> 00:33:14,607
If I was there, I was planning
on pulling out my own chair.
829
00:33:14,684 --> 00:33:16,151
So yes.
830
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,111
Tiffany, Giana from
Roswell, New Mexico, said,
831
00:33:18,188 --> 00:33:19,654
"It seemed like you left Brandi
off the hook
832
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,656
"for the video pretty fast.
833
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,742
"Do you think
you would've been so forgiving
834
00:33:23,818 --> 00:33:25,577
if it wasn't for being
on the show with her?"
835
00:33:25,653 --> 00:33:31,833
I never thought that Brandi put
that out there to hurt anyone.
836
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,177
It was a mistake, and she has
recognized that mistake
837
00:33:34,254 --> 00:33:38,840
and apologized
over and over again.
838
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,092
It's like what else can she do?
839
00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:42,844
So you do not think
Brandi is a racist.
840
00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:46,306
I have never thought
that Brandi was a racist.
841
00:33:46,382 --> 00:33:48,692
I don't know what else to say
to you, Brandi.
842
00:33:48,769 --> 00:33:52,312
Like, I never thought
you were a racist.
843
00:33:52,388 --> 00:33:56,199
No, I don't think
that you would think that I am.
844
00:33:56,276 --> 00:33:58,193
I mean, I...
845
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:02,197
- [ baby crying in distance ]
- I, um...
846
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,707
I mean, that whole thing, like-
847
00:34:03,784 --> 00:34:05,617
Hearing Brilynn crying
in the background.
848
00:34:05,693 --> 00:34:06,868
She's hungry. [ chuckles ]
849
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,703
Brandi,
Katie from Brooklyn said,
850
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:12,332
"I'm sorry that you were
suicidal over being canceled,
851
00:34:12,408 --> 00:34:14,217
"but you spent the entire season
playing the victim
852
00:34:14,294 --> 00:34:17,045
"and trying to make everyone
feel sorry for you
853
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:19,214
"instead of making Tiffany
feel welcome and accepted.
854
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,225
Do you still think that was
the best way to handle this?"
855
00:34:22,302 --> 00:34:24,135
I mean, to be honest, like,
856
00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:25,729
I thought I was amazing
to Tiffany.
857
00:34:25,806 --> 00:34:27,289
As a matter of fact,
I was the one who took her
858
00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:30,391
to the hospital when she got
sick at her birthday.
859
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,394
I feel like I went over
and beyond
860
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,730
to be friends with her.
861
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,649
Do you agree?
862
00:34:37,725 --> 00:34:40,744
No. I mean, I don't think
863
00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:42,403
Brandi deserves everything
that's come her way,
864
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:46,407
but I also don't think that
she was very welcoming.
865
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,409
I didn't understand
what you meant when you said
866
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,745
you couldn't be yourself
around her.
867
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,872
I feel like sometimes
I'm very guarded
868
00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:54,249
when it comes
to our relationship
869
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,592
because of the video.
870
00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:57,710
I wish you wouldn't think
so ill of me.
871
00:34:57,787 --> 00:34:59,254
I wanna be myself in front
of you.
872
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,764
- I don't wanna not be me.
- So do I.
873
00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:04,217
And it seemed like a lot that
you were dumping on her lap.
874
00:35:04,294 --> 00:35:08,346
What I felt, you know, with all
of the sayings that she would d
875
00:35:08,423 --> 00:35:11,182
and the impersonations,
and, like, she would say,
876
00:35:11,259 --> 00:35:13,101
"I love you long time"
or "take a photo."
877
00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:14,769
What made you jump in the pool?
878
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,771
- I love you long time.
- The pool is like a hot tub.
879
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,440
But not tonight.
880
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,118
Those were the things
that you felt uncomfortable
881
00:35:21,194 --> 00:35:24,279
because you didn't know whether
to laugh or--or--
882
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,114
I didn't know whether
to laugh--
883
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,866
And that was my point,
is being comfortable.
884
00:35:27,942 --> 00:35:29,951
'Cause normally, you know,
Brandi a long time ago
885
00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:33,246
would have been, like,
joined in on, you know,
886
00:35:33,323 --> 00:35:34,798
the impersonation
and doing all that,
887
00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:38,135
and then that's why I felt like
I just couldn't be myself.
888
00:35:38,211 --> 00:35:40,712
I mean, I don't know what part
of you felt like
889
00:35:40,788 --> 00:35:42,639
you weren't being yourself
890
00:35:42,716 --> 00:35:44,307
'cause you brought
a blow-up doll
891
00:35:44,384 --> 00:35:48,428
with the large phallic object.
892
00:35:48,504 --> 00:35:50,305
You made silly noises.
893
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:54,100
We talked about fart and poop
and butt sex and...
894
00:35:54,177 --> 00:35:56,394
- She seemed like--
- Like, what part of you
895
00:35:56,471 --> 00:36:01,324
were not being yourself,
and if I said something
896
00:36:01,401 --> 00:36:03,160
that made you uncomfortable,
897
00:36:03,236 --> 00:36:06,946
why did you not pull me aside
and be like, "Hey, girl,
898
00:36:07,023 --> 00:36:09,449
"when you say this,
I don't know how to respond.
899
00:36:09,525 --> 00:36:11,993
Like, how would you like
for me to deal with that?"
900
00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:14,838
instead of basically
accosting me
901
00:36:14,915 --> 00:36:16,080
in the middle of a dinner
902
00:36:16,157 --> 00:36:19,751
in front of everybody
and blindsiding me.
903
00:36:19,827 --> 00:36:21,836
I could have addressed it,
obviously, a lot better.
904
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:27,350
Um, I handled it poorly.
I did not explain myself well.
905
00:36:27,427 --> 00:36:31,012
Um, and, you know,
and I'm human,
906
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:32,430
and I made a mistake.
907
00:36:32,507 --> 00:36:35,016
The biggest regret I have--
908
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,018
one of the biggest regrets
beside my mother,
909
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,270
is not saying something
at that dinner,
910
00:36:39,347 --> 00:36:41,439
because I should have said
something when Brandi said,
911
00:36:41,516 --> 00:36:43,816
"I feel uncomfortable,"
and I just sat there
912
00:36:43,893 --> 00:36:46,194
like a lump, and I really
feel horrible about it.
913
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,988
I told her that,
because nobody had your back.
914
00:36:49,065 --> 00:36:50,782
I should have said something,
but it's my biggest--
915
00:36:50,858 --> 00:36:52,209
one of my biggest regrets.
916
00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:53,493
- Kary, you were a victim...
- Yeah.
917
00:36:53,569 --> 00:36:56,162
...of LeeAnne's comments
last season.
918
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,716
Do you regret not sticking up
for Tiffany more?
919
00:36:59,793 --> 00:37:02,052
Yeah, 1,000%.
Tiffany, I'm sorry.
920
00:37:02,128 --> 00:37:05,380
I definitely know that
it was all on Brandi.
921
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,965
It didn't have anything to do
with you
922
00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:10,227
and that you should have never
felt uncomfortable.
923
00:37:10,303 --> 00:37:13,304
I think we all probably missed
a huge opportunity to learn
924
00:37:13,381 --> 00:37:16,224
to sit down with Tiffany
and explain to us
925
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,393
her experience,
what we can learn from that,
926
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,520
what knowledge we can glean
from that.
927
00:37:20,596 --> 00:37:22,397
We didn't do that.
We let her down,
928
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:25,358
and we let, I think,
everyone down by not doing that.
929
00:37:25,435 --> 00:37:26,901
I think we should have asked
a lot of these questions
930
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,078
instead of expecting her
to tell us.
931
00:37:28,154 --> 00:37:30,905
That was what we did wrong.
932
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:34,242
Brandi, do you have any
final thoughts on this topic?
933
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:37,245
I think that this whole thing
was very teachable,
934
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:39,998
and if we all give each other
a little bit more grace
935
00:37:40,074 --> 00:37:42,417
and, um, empathy,
936
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,585
and learn from each other,
we can all grow.
937
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:45,920
♪♪♪
938
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,931
Okay, we're gonna come
right back
939
00:37:48,008 --> 00:37:49,882
with some final thoughts
after this.
940
00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:54,271
♪♪♪
941
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,437
of season 5 of
"The Real Housewives of Dallas."
942
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,439
Ladies, to wrap things up
tonight,
943
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,900
I'd love each of you to tell me
one thing you wish
944
00:38:07,977 --> 00:38:11,070
you had never said or done
this season
945
00:38:11,147 --> 00:38:12,905
and one thing that you wish
946
00:38:12,982 --> 00:38:17,201
you had said or done
this season.
947
00:38:17,278 --> 00:38:19,537
Who would like to go first?
948
00:38:19,614 --> 00:38:21,464
- I'll go first.
- Okay, great.
949
00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:25,293
I mean, I don't think I can pic
one thing I wish I had done.
950
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:27,462
- [ laughs ]
- It's a long list?
951
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,465
I mean, it's a long list, Andy.
No, I mean, honestly,
952
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:35,386
the one thing I wish I had done
is to have taken a closer look
953
00:38:35,463 --> 00:38:38,481
at my issues and communicated
more when I'm hurting
954
00:38:38,558 --> 00:38:42,477
and what is going on, 'cause I
never want to be the person
955
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:46,898
I was this season, and I hope
everybody sees my heart
956
00:38:46,974 --> 00:38:50,109
and--and forgives me.
- Brandi?
957
00:38:50,186 --> 00:38:54,572
I probably wish that I-I did no
go into J.R.'s bedroom.
958
00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:56,157
That's not like me
to disrespect
959
00:38:56,168 --> 00:39:00,244
someone else's property,
much less a historic site.
960
00:39:00,321 --> 00:39:01,954
[ chuckles ]
961
00:39:02,031 --> 00:39:04,624
Um, and then the one thing
that I wish I would have done
962
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,501
is taken a pregnancy test.
963
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,920
[ laughter ]
964
00:39:08,996 --> 00:39:11,514
That's so true. You're so right.
965
00:39:11,591 --> 00:39:13,424
- Oh, my God.
- You're so right.
966
00:39:13,501 --> 00:39:16,427
- D'Andra?
- I definitely wish that I had
967
00:39:16,504 --> 00:39:19,347
not spoken to my mother the way
I did when I got mad at her.
968
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:22,100
That was a big, big misstep
for me.
969
00:39:22,176 --> 00:39:26,029
And I wish,
because I brought Tiffany on,
970
00:39:26,106 --> 00:39:29,532
and she's my friend,
that I would've instigated
971
00:39:29,609 --> 00:39:31,368
conversations
that we didn't have.
972
00:39:31,444 --> 00:39:32,610
I feel like that was
a huge misstep for me,
973
00:39:32,687 --> 00:39:35,279
and it's my onus
and my responsibility,
974
00:39:35,356 --> 00:39:37,115
and I'm sorry, 'cause I think
it would've been better
975
00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:39,042
if we all would have had
those conversations,
976
00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:40,543
and I could have
instigated those.
977
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:43,213
And I didn't do it, and that was
a big misstep for me, too.
978
00:39:43,289 --> 00:39:45,215
Steph?
979
00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:46,958
Well, I really think I hurt
Tiffany's feelings
980
00:39:47,034 --> 00:39:49,460
with the closet thing, so I wish
I would have never said that
981
00:39:49,537 --> 00:39:51,388
because I know that hurt you.
982
00:39:51,464 --> 00:39:53,631
I would never bring people
into my closet
983
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:57,468
and brag about all my stuff
and try to show off.
984
00:39:57,545 --> 00:39:58,586
- Look, look, look.
- Plum, yeah.
985
00:39:58,588 --> 00:40:00,555
- Yeah, I wanna see.
- It's French.
986
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,564
I just think it's obnoxious.
987
00:40:01,641 --> 00:40:03,141
One thing I wish I did do
988
00:40:03,217 --> 00:40:06,069
is I see you over here
feeling very alone,
989
00:40:06,146 --> 00:40:08,238
and I'm sorry if you went
through the season
990
00:40:08,314 --> 00:40:11,574
not feeling supported.
991
00:40:11,651 --> 00:40:13,243
Reaction to that?
992
00:40:13,319 --> 00:40:15,412
[ voice breaking ]
Thank you. Um...
993
00:40:15,488 --> 00:40:17,363
Why are you so emotional?
994
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,990
Did Stephanie
just make you emotional?
995
00:40:19,066 --> 00:40:25,538
Yeah. Um...and I-I did feel
alone a lot of...the season.
996
00:40:25,615 --> 00:40:30,260
One thing that I wish
I didn't do... [ scoffs ]
997
00:40:30,336 --> 00:40:33,430
um, was put crickets
in all y'all's food
998
00:40:33,506 --> 00:40:37,550
and make Brandi sick
and try so hard
999
00:40:37,627 --> 00:40:40,270
and be so pushy with Kameron
with the chicken feet.
1000
00:40:40,346 --> 00:40:43,273
Like, when I watched it,
I was like, oh, so cringey.
1001
00:40:43,349 --> 00:40:45,108
I was, like, trying to be funny.
1002
00:40:45,185 --> 00:40:46,609
What do you wish you had done?
1003
00:40:46,686 --> 00:40:49,612
You know, I really feel like
when I started getting close
1004
00:40:49,689 --> 00:40:51,689
to a lot of the girls
was when Kary threw me
1005
00:40:51,766 --> 00:40:53,232
that amazing party,
1006
00:40:53,309 --> 00:40:55,276
and I sort of started
to let my walls down.
1007
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:59,280
I feel like after that,
I don't know.
1008
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:01,741
Like, we--we gelled better.
1009
00:41:01,817 --> 00:41:05,786
I wish I could've
had that moment
1010
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,372
when we all, you know,
group-hugged
1011
00:41:08,449 --> 00:41:10,633
before the snakes came out,
like, earlier,
1012
00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:13,303
because then
it wouldn't have been so awful
1013
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:14,804
the first half of the season.
1014
00:41:14,881 --> 00:41:16,473
Ooh, I think--I think you might
be getting a nosebleed.
1015
00:41:16,549 --> 00:41:17,715
Oh, you do, honey.
You have a nosebleed.
1016
00:41:17,792 --> 00:41:19,383
- Oh! Oh! Um...
- Which is another first.
1017
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,427
- Tiffany, here.
- D'Andra has one.
1018
00:41:21,504 --> 00:41:25,264
Oh, my God.
Well, that's not cute at all.
1019
00:41:25,341 --> 00:41:27,317
- [ laughs ]
- Oh, my God.
1020
00:41:27,393 --> 00:41:28,485
Wipe your lip right there.
1021
00:41:28,561 --> 00:41:29,560
I don't think you can look ugly
Tiffany.
1022
00:41:29,637 --> 00:41:31,562
Oh, my God. We need--
Oh, my God.
1023
00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:32,563
Definitely making a moment now.
1024
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,106
There you go. Okay, you're good.
1025
00:41:34,183 --> 00:41:35,274
There I go,
trying too hard again.
1026
00:41:35,351 --> 00:41:36,776
- There you go.
- Oh, my God.
1027
00:41:36,852 --> 00:41:39,162
No, you're good.
1028
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,488
- It's still bleeding?
- No, you're good.
1029
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:41,781
- Oh.
- You're all good.
1030
00:41:41,857 --> 00:41:44,501
You're all good.
You look fresh as a daisy.
1031
00:41:44,577 --> 00:41:45,451
Oh, I'm sure
I look great right now.
1032
00:41:45,528 --> 00:41:47,578
Yeah, you do. And you, Kam?
1033
00:41:47,655 --> 00:41:52,175
Um...well, I wish I never
offended you, Tiffany.
1034
00:41:52,252 --> 00:41:53,676
[ voice breaking ]
Never in a million years
1035
00:41:53,753 --> 00:41:55,670
would I ever try to offend you.
1036
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,631
Bottom of my heart,
I'm not like that,
1037
00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,800
and I really want you to know,
like, I never, ever
1038
00:42:00,876 --> 00:42:04,729
wanted to offend you,
and I'm so sorry. I really am.
1039
00:42:07,767 --> 00:42:10,360
- I really am.
- [ whispers ] Thank you.
1040
00:42:10,436 --> 00:42:12,186
And something that you wish
you had done?
1041
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:16,816
I wish I would've asked you
more questions
1042
00:42:16,892 --> 00:42:19,694
so I could understand,
and I didn't.
1043
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,154
I feel like an idiot.
I didn't.
1044
00:42:22,231 --> 00:42:27,377
Okay. Well, we do have
a final toast. Pickle shots.
1045
00:42:27,453 --> 00:42:29,495
- Oh, yay!
- Which is what you drank
1046
00:42:29,572 --> 00:42:31,714
at the bar in Austin.
- It's so good.
1047
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:33,541
They delivered them
all the way to our room.
1048
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,126
- Are you serious?
- Wow!
1049
00:42:35,202 --> 00:42:36,386
They got the pickle shots, too.
1050
00:42:36,462 --> 00:42:38,504
I am so sad I'm not there
with everyone.
1051
00:42:38,581 --> 00:42:40,131
I'm so sad.
1052
00:42:40,207 --> 00:42:42,633
Tiffany, can you remind us
how to say "cheers" in Chinese?
1053
00:42:42,710 --> 00:42:44,885
- Oh, gosh. [ laughs ]
- Because I would like to learn.
1054
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,637
Ganbei.
1055
00:42:46,714 --> 00:42:48,231
- Ganbei.
- Ganbei.
1056
00:42:48,308 --> 00:42:49,849
- Ganbei.
- Ganbei!
1057
00:42:49,925 --> 00:42:51,225
- Ganbei.
- Ganbei.
1058
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:52,143
- Ganbei.
- Ganbei.
1059
00:42:52,219 --> 00:42:53,628
- Cheers.
- Ganbei.
1060
00:42:53,630 --> 00:42:55,405
- Cheers, Kary. Cheers, Brandi.
- Thank you, ladies.
1061
00:42:55,481 --> 00:42:56,814
♪♪♪
1062
00:42:56,891 --> 00:43:00,243
Oh, that's real. It's good.
[ laughs ]
1063
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,861
- Oh, my Lord.
- That is disgusting.
1064
00:43:01,937 --> 00:43:03,413
Just tastes like
a bunch of pickles.
1065
00:43:03,489 --> 00:43:05,248
- Ooh.
- I don't see any alcohol
1066
00:43:05,325 --> 00:43:06,699
in that one in any form.
- Yeah, right? Exactly.
1067
00:43:06,776 --> 00:43:10,328
You're gonna get an IV drip
tonight of alcohol.
1068
00:43:10,404 --> 00:43:11,421
[ laughs ]