1 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,494 (ENGINE REVVING) 2 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:42,124 (ENGINE REVVING) 3 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,965 (CROWD CHEERING) 4 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,981 Hi, 5 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:11,612 my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, 6 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:15,908 the United Corporations of America. 7 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:20,829 Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? 8 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,124 Because they needed a place to stage 9 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,920 the greatest pissing contest known to man! 10 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,422 (CROWD CHEERING) 11 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,344 That's right, race fans! 12 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,763 We are moments away from the starting gun, 13 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:41,433 and anticipation here has reached a medically dangerous level. 14 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,478 The fifth installment of the great American tradition. 15 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,939 Does it get any better than this? 16 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:50,025 Now, this is all about freedom. 17 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:55,906 The freedom to sit on your big fat ass all day 18 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:59,493 and watch the singly greatest sporting event 19 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,911 known to man. (WOMAN EXCLAIMING) 20 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:05,958 Competition, that's what's made this country so great. 21 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:09,878 Welcome to the Death Race! (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 22 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,548 (CROWD CHEERING) 23 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,803 JB: Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. 24 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:21,140 And judging by the smell of burnt rubber and brimstone, 25 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,391 it can only be 26 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:26,562 Tammy the Terrorist! 27 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,231 A three-time veteran of the race, 28 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,901 and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, 29 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:37,573 is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory? 30 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:42,828 I'm here with Tammy the Terrorist, a close friend of mine, 31 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,496 and America wants to know, 32 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,249 are you a radical fundamentalist? 33 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,418 (CROWD BOOING) 34 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:54,590 I just want to spread the love of the Lord I have in my heart with y'all. 35 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:58,260 And that's why I've hidden a special surprise somewhere in section G. 36 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,637 (CROWD CLAMORING) 37 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,391 (LAUGHING) 38 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,568 (LAUGHING) 39 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,615 (EXCLAIMING) 40 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,535 Looks like 17 casualties! (CROWD CHEERING) 41 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,704 Now, that is how you start a race, folks! 42 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:30,417 Love to the nonbelievers and praise to Elvis Presley! 43 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,128 Judges will still have to decide 44 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,589 if pre-race kills count for points. 45 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:37,174 And I sure hope that they do! 46 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,677 Our beloved racers are scored on total time 47 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,680 and combined pedestrian fatalities. 48 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,891 (BEEPING) With 10 points for an adult, 49 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:51,897 double that for a child and a whopping 50 points for the senior set! 50 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:55,275 Yes, Grace, despite our free sterilization clinics, 51 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,071 Americans continue to reproduce at an alarming rate. 52 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,115 And when we irradiated the entire population against cancer, 53 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,410 well, that was probably a huge mistake. Whoops! 54 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,788 That means a lot of old people, 55 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,791 and a lot of children who grow up to be old people. 56 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,167 Sad face. 57 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,962 So, let's watch them die, America! 58 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,382 (EXCLAIMING) Three days to the finish line, three days of carnage 59 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,717 from Old New York to New Los Angeles. 60 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:25,347 From sea to shining sea. More space for you and me! 61 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,848 (TIRES SCREECHING) 62 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,600 (CHEERING) 63 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,145 And that is the car of Minerva Jefferson. 64 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:39,069 Minerva, this is your first time making it through qualifying. 65 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:42,155 How do you plan to compete against more seasoned racers? 66 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,615 Yo, yo, yo, 67 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:48,954 where I come from, right, we compete every goddamn day to survive. 68 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,205 Right, Chi Wapp? 69 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,542 Minerva is a relative newcomer to the race, 70 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,711 but certainly no stranger to the spotlight. 71 00:04:55,837 --> 00:05:00,007 A successful recording career, a blockbuster sex tape, 72 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,217 why risk it all to compete in the Death Race? 73 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:06,263 My new single can answer that question perfectly. 74 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,390 (CROWD CHEERING) MINERVA: (SINGING) Minerva in the house 75 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,893 Drive, drive, drive, drive 76 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,397 Drive, drive, drive, drive 77 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:19,359 Drive, drive, kill, kill Drive, drive, drive 78 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,322 Kill, drive, kill, drive Kill the white man, hah! 79 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,449 CROWD: (SINGING) Drive, drive, kill, kill 80 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,117 Drive, drive, drive! 81 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:31,413 Kill, drive, kill, drive Kill the white people in a car, car, car 82 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,874 (MUSIC PLAYING) 83 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,085 Oh-oh! This song rules! 84 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,796 You girls wanna make out? 85 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:45,010 Have you seen my insulin? 86 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:51,183 Grams, I'm trying to watch the race. 87 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:56,438 You know what these Jell-O shots do to my blood sugar? 88 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,315 I'm not your nurse, okay? 89 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,817 A hundred and fifteen years old 90 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:03,236 and I ain't showing no signs of stopping. 91 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,405 (PEOPLE WHOOPING) 92 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,118 (ENGINE RUNNING) 93 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:15,624 JB: That's right, race fans! 94 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,168 Cutting-edge technology from UCA puts you, 95 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,629 the home viewer, in the passenger seat. 96 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,090 This year, each driver is carrying 97 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,509 a passenger fitted with neuro-transmitters. 98 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,470 (BEEPING) These "proxies" allow you to see, hear, 99 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,431 and smell your favorite driver in stunning virtual reality. 100 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,729 We hear a lot about professional athletes getting an early start, 101 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,024 but in Jed's case, his career began at conception. 102 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:44,194 The product of genetic engineering, 103 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,988 Perfectus breezed through sectional qualifying. 104 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,658 So, could he be the man to finally dethrone our reigning champ? 105 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,785 Time to shine. 106 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,997 Oh! 107 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:57,749 (CHEERING) 108 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,089 JB: Well, this just in. 109 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,383 Frankenstein has entered the building! 110 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,343 (CROWD CHEERING) 111 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:13,181 (MUSIC PLAYING) 112 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,979 He's driving when the sun comes up. 113 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,731 He's still driving when it goes down. 114 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:27,070 He's got a 500-gallon tank right here. 115 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:31,074 I will destroy everyone in this montage. 116 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,659 He's got more machinery in his body 117 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,870 than most guys have in their cars. 118 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,122 Smoking cigarettes may be bad for you, 119 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,790 but doubting Frankenstein? 120 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,083 That's fatal! 121 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,043 (CROWD CHEERING) 122 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,259 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 123 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,262 CROWD: (CHANTING) Frankenstein! 124 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:57,434 The ultimate driver wouldn't have been in those crashes. 125 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,604 (CROWD BOOING) Frankenstein is outdated! 126 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:06,860 Perfectus is the next step in human evolution! 127 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:13,074 When your DNA sleeps, it dreams of me! 128 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,534 (CROWD BOOING) 129 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,995 MAN: You suck! (CROWD BOOING) 130 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,833 (CROWD CLAMORING) 131 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,544 REPORTER 1: Frankenstein! Frankenstein! 132 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,379 Are you fully recovered from last year's crash? 133 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:27,506 FRANKENSTEIN: No comment. 134 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,673 REPORTER 2: Jed Perfectus, any thoughts? 135 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,383 FRANKENSTEIN: He's got nice hair. 136 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,594 Some say he's the heir apparent, The Chairman's new favorite. 137 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,846 FRANKENSTEIN: Well, they'll make a nice couple. 138 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,225 Boxers or briefs? 139 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:42,938 Our next competitor puts the "Al" in "racing. " 140 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,024 (CROWD CHEERING) This is the first self-driving car, 141 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:49,027 programmed to follow the complex rules of the race. 142 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:52,322 An artificial intelligence dubbed "Abe. " 143 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:54,241 Ah! 144 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,202 Oh, my, my! Will you look at that! 145 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,286 (CROWD CHEERING) 146 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,080 That's technology. 147 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:03,291 You know, it's technology like this 148 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,336 that has liberated 99% of Americans 149 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,756 from the outdated burden of employment. 150 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:16,555 This is the machine's creator and B-B-BFF of mine, 151 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,557 Dr. Von Creamer. 152 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:22,644 Tell me, Doctor, does Abe have any predictions for the race? 153 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:27,357 ABE: Looks like rain today and enslavement by machines tomorrow. 154 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,359 (MUSIC PLAYING) 155 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,493 (CAR APPROACHING) 156 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,209 Ready for one last dance? 157 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,544 Wait, wait, stop! 158 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,671 Stop right there, that's perfect! 159 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,881 (LAUGHS) Talking to the car, that's great. 160 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,383 Give me a second to power-up my visor 161 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:54,968 and we'll just record this whole scene. 162 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,054 I'm Annie Sullivan, your proxy. 163 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,473 It's nice to finally meet you in the, uh, 164 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:02,892 flesh. 165 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,270 Wait, I'm still not transmitting. 166 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:06,813 Give me a second before you start the engine. 167 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,443 (BEEPING, POWERING UP) What ya doing? 168 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,361 You're adjusting the air intake. 169 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,905 No, trying to find a good jazz station. 170 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,368 If the UCA says I need a passenger to wear a visor, 171 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,203 they should have sent me a chimp. 172 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,373 Less distraction and less weight. 173 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:30,045 (CHUCKLES) Look, I'm sorry if I'm a little lost here, 174 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,213 but what do you expect if you refuse 175 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,341 to meet until 10 minutes before we race? 176 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,552 Cheerleaders don't come to practice. 177 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,387 See, we should be recording this. 178 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,349 Vintage macho-bullshit is ratings gold. 179 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:50,440 I don't care about your broadcast, Miss Sullivan. 180 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:54,527 I don't care about the money or the fans, 181 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:58,657 and I definitely don't care about you. 182 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,326 I know you've won a lot of races, 183 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,996 and I hope for both our sakes that age hasn't diminished your skills. 184 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,582 But this is a prince of an opportunity for me, 185 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,168 and I have blown my share of frogs to get it. 186 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:15,924 So, show me some professional courtesy and smile for the camera. 187 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,967 That way, we both win. 188 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,804 (ENGINE STARTING) What is this? 189 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,473 It's my gear bag. 190 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,141 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 191 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,355 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) (EXHALES DEEPLY) 192 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,817 (ENGINE REVVING) (BEEPS) 193 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,444 Holy Chairman's hair! 194 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,987 Frankenstein! 195 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,281 Oh, my God! Frankenstein! 196 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,368 (CROWD CHEERING) Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen. 197 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,162 Battered and bruised, slashed and gashed, 198 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,833 ripped up, tripped up, turned around, but never torn down. 199 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,712 Made from the part bin and hungry for one more win! 200 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,382 Part man, part machine, all legend. 201 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:03,304 The one, the only, Frankenstein! 202 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,348 (CHEERING) 203 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,188 They really love you. 204 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,482 You could've died a champion, 205 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,737 but now you'll have to taste defeat at the hands of perfection. 206 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,328 You'll pay for that, boy. 207 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:33,209 Citizens, you know who I am, 208 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:37,422 The Chairman of the United Corporations of America. 209 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,175 (CROWD CHEERING) I love you. (KISSES) 210 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:45,013 Europe, Asia, cancer, we kicked them all in the ass! 211 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:50,643 The only thing that can kill an American is another American! 212 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,605 It's survival of the fittest, do or die. 213 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:59,402 Citizens, get ready to race for your lives! 214 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,072 (ENGINES REVVING) 215 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,109 ABE: Rerouting. 216 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,157 You think science can defeat the divine truth? 217 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:51,412 Math is for heathens and nerds! 218 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,249 (ENGINE REVVING) 219 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:28,241 I swear by St. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I will slap that sinful tramp. 220 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,878 Boo-yeah! 221 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,881 Shouldn't we go back? 222 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,591 I don't go back. 223 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,141 What are you doing? 224 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:02,233 Oh, brother. Motherfucker! 225 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,156 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 226 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,491 How about a burial at sea! 227 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,623 Let him pass. 228 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,583 (ENGINE REVS) 229 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,503 (CRASHING) (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 230 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,637 Time to shine. 231 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,313 (ROPE STRAINING) 232 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,483 (GRUNTING) 233 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,075 I am Perfectus! 234 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,620 How you like me now, America? 235 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,871 Meh. 236 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,920 Well, looks like we lost him. 237 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,254 (SIGHS) 238 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,138 (GRUNTS) (VISOR HISSING) 239 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,057 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 240 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,226 What? 241 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,729 What! 242 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,983 No one's ever seen your face. 243 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,152 The mask is a gimmick! 244 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,488 And plus, it's itchy! 245 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,656 And in the future, 246 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,159 would you mind not yelling out stupid things like, "Let him pass!" 247 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,370 Right, no, you never let anybody pass. 248 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,581 The next thing, you're gonna be yelling out, like, "Are you crazy? 249 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,208 "Is this a suicide move?" 250 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,878 I think I already know the answer to both of those. 251 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,965 Just pipe down. 252 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:54,262 Look, it's just that I was terrified. 253 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,055 (SIGHS) 254 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,519 It's easy, 255 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:06,441 just try to face the inevitability of a violent death. 256 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,240 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) (EXHALES DEEPLY) 257 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,535 Hmm. 258 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:25,084 He took the fucking mask off. The marketing guys are gonna go nuts. 259 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,838 (EXHALES DEEPLY, GRUNTS) 260 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:33,843 Job, jobs, jobs, I'm just creating jobs. 261 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,720 Don, do you like your job? 262 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,890 Yes, I'm happy to be gainfully employed, sir. 263 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,434 Do you like Frankenstein? 264 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,521 Um... Do you? 265 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:49,317 CROWD: (CHANTING) Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! 266 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,651 I did. 267 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,527 (BEEPING) 268 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,488 (BEEPING) 269 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,288 (GROANS, GRUNTING) 270 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,332 (BEEPING) 271 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,877 Hey, yo, bitch! 272 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,420 (MOANING) 273 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,548 Unplug that shit and find yourself a real man! 274 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,426 Fucking Creamer! 275 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,011 (EXHALES DEEPLY) (MACHINE BEEPS) 276 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,889 ABE: Warning, meltdown imminent. (ALARM BEEPING) 277 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,265 That'll do. 278 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,478 ABE: Attack, attack! Attack, attack! 279 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,021 Oh, what the fuck! 280 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,691 (GROWLS) Oh! Shit's about to get real up in this bitch! 281 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,110 CHILD: Come on. 282 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,986 We're out of Mood-Whiz again! 283 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,948 Honey, I'm trying to watch the Death Race. 284 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,242 Come on, this is more than cracker topping. 285 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,079 This is a delicious treatment for clinical depression! (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 286 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:48,000 "For the treatment of hunger and mild psychosis"? 287 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,712 Maybe you need the extra strength! 288 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,257 (LAUGHING) 289 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,300 (BEEPS) (EXCLAIMING) 290 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,681 Yay! Ga-ga-ga-gooey! (EXCLAIMING) 291 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,059 What a fantastic kill, ladies and gentlemen! 292 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,647 And with judges approving her pre-race spectator kills, 293 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,401 Tammy is out to a comfortable lead with style! 294 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,780 Now, each driver has split off into their own preferred route, 295 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,784 as they race toward tonight's first checkpoint. 296 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,620 Check, please! 297 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,955 Oh, yes, 298 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,291 and this is the part of the race 299 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,751 that really gives me the tinkly-winklies! 300 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,503 Shameful. 301 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,839 The shame is ours. 302 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,384 And here's a bit of inspired fan art... 303 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,594 We need to watch this! 304 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,263 We've watched enough! 305 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:49,687 Brothers and sisters, this was once a great nation. 306 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,106 A shining city upon a hill, 307 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:56,777 where people worked, and lived, and loved, 308 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,947 and had book clubs. 309 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,532 The Death Race... 310 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,205 No, brothers and sisters of the Resistance. 311 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,665 Today we fight back! 312 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,125 ALL: Yeah! 313 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:15,755 Mrs. Hamilton, again, I respectfully disagree. 314 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,217 We must use education, eh? 315 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,344 Peaceful protest. 316 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,472 Perhaps if we form a committee... 317 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,434 You know what the Dalai Lama said about committees? 318 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:33,356 Oh, that's right, he didn't talk about committees, because he wasn't a pussy. 319 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,234 Brothers and sisters, remember, 320 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,946 I lived in the belly of the beast. 321 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,533 I was a network programmer. Hmm-mmm. 322 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,327 We must stop the Death Race! 323 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,122 We must kill every single racer and send them all to oblivion! 324 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,457 ALL: Yeah! 325 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,169 Give us liberty, or give them death! 326 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,754 ALL: Yeah! 327 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,490 Fucking bitch! 328 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,161 I hate to say it, Chi Wapp, but I'm starting to lose my temper, yo! 329 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,875 (CLICKS TONGUE) Aight, it's time to even the score. Hit that shit. 330 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,252 CHI WAPP: Yo, yo, yo. 331 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,673 Time to get three-fingers-deep with the soul survivor 332 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,508 Minerva Jefferson! 333 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,510 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 334 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:48,723 (SINGING) Drive, drive, drive, drive (CHEERING) 335 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,268 Drive, drive, drive, drive 336 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,228 Drive, drive, kill, kill 337 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,272 Drive, drive, drive 338 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,025 Kill, drive, kill, drive Kill the white man 339 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,234 Here we go. 340 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,780 Jihad for Jimi Hendrix! 341 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,407 (SCREAMING) 342 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,867 (THUDDING) (SQUELCHING) 343 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,160 (GASPS) 344 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,414 (GLASS SHATTERING) (SCREAMING) 345 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,042 Those were my fans! 346 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,128 (CACKLING) 347 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,173 I'm gonna kill that bitch. 348 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,769 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 349 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,731 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 350 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:57,666 This thing have a Holo-Vision? 351 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:01,629 Radio? 352 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,216 How about an interview? 353 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,929 Well, that was classic Frankenstein back there. 354 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,847 Have you ever run your car off a building before? 355 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,395 Look, we need some candid reaction stuff, okay? 356 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,606 Have you ever thought about your legacy? 357 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,650 Have you ever... 358 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,821 Okay, dude. 359 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,287 (SNIFFING) 360 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,997 What are you doing? 361 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,292 I'm transmitting your smell to millions of people. 362 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,504 If you won't talk to me, that's the best I can do. 363 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,512 Three questions. 364 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,101 Do you think that Jed Perfectus can beat you? 365 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,185 No. 366 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,020 Do you consider yourself a role model? 367 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,188 Hell, no. 368 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,277 Got any soft spots under that armor? 369 00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:11,115 Feelings, any places I could stick a knife? 370 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:14,785 No, no, and no. 371 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,787 End of interview. Hmm. 372 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,707 Boy, you're the worst. 373 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,001 It's your fault. 374 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,294 What? 375 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,546 You're asking yes or no questions. 376 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,508 Are you telling me how to conduct an interview? 377 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,928 I've covered every major story for the last five years. 378 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:34,722 Then why become a proxy? 379 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:37,516 Because it's hard to turn global famine into clickbait! 380 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,312 The corporations want positive news 381 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:44,648 and that's increasingly hard to find. 382 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:50,070 So, how do you feel about the Death Race, Annie? 383 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,325 ANNIE: Um... (CHUCKLES) 384 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:59,038 You see, open-ended questions... Much better interview. 385 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,167 I just got a message from a fan. 386 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,586 An easy scoring opportunity, take a left. 387 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:15,930 And it's great to see so many of you Asian parents turn out today! 388 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,265 You're the lifeblood of every school. 389 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,309 (WHEELCHAIRS CLANKING) 390 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,897 Wait a minute, wait a minute, I think I see our VIP coming. 391 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,023 Yes, there he is! 392 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:28,859 Let's give him a warm Bieber Elementary School welcome! 393 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,945 (CROWD CHEERING) 394 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,154 What are they doing? 395 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,948 Trying to boost test scores. 396 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,366 (CHILDREN CHEERING) 397 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,576 Don't move, boys and girls, stay still. 398 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:39,703 Easy pickings. 399 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,458 (BODIES THUDDING, SQUELCHING) 400 00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,629 (SCREAMING) (THUDDING) 401 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,759 No soft spots, huh? 402 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,220 Wheelchairs fuck up my paint job. 403 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,513 Hmm. 404 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,764 (ALL LAUGHING) 405 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:01,767 Oh, that Frankenstein. 406 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,144 He sure has a sense of humor. (LAUGHING) 407 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,648 And now he's got a real doozy of points! 408 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,401 (BEEPING) 409 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,908 (BEEPING) Hmm. Left turn here. 410 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,993 ABE: Left turn. 411 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,912 Pedestrian sighted. (GASPS, WHIMPERING) 412 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:25,624 (SIGHS) Only one year short of the bonus. 413 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,001 ABE: He will suffice. 414 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:31,380 Crank me up. 415 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,215 ABE: Increasing stimulation. 416 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,593 Is this is the right spot? 417 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:38,846 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 418 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,058 Yeah, yeah! Kill him! (GRUNTING) 419 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,686 (GROANING) ABE: It's a trap. 420 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:48,856 Rerouting. 421 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:51,734 Sorry. 422 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,194 (ENGINES REVVING) 423 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,455 (POUNDING) 424 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,333 (ALL YELLING) 425 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,376 What the fuck? 426 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,224 Hey, hey, hey, back, back! 427 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,020 People of America! 428 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,314 We address you in your home 429 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,941 via the vile Virtual Reality plague! 430 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:35,235 (IN DEEP VOICE) We can rise up! 431 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,321 (MUSIC PLAYING) 432 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:43,035 (BEEPING) 433 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:49,500 We can overthrow the government! (ALL EXCLAIMING) 434 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,168 The people's voice will... 435 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:52,252 What? 436 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,505 The camera isn't running. 437 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,756 Are you kidding me? 438 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,968 Well, I'm sorry, I'm ruining your speech, but the light went off. 439 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,303 Oh, shit. 440 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,389 Kill her, I guess. 441 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,474 ABE: Hello and goodbye. 442 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:06,809 Ten points. 443 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,811 Toaster... It's raining in my mind... 444 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,020 Have a nice day. 445 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,106 You've got mail. 446 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,733 Kill, kill, kill, points, ten points. 447 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:19,697 Butterflies... Steaming... Gerbils. 448 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:24,368 Ten points. 449 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,412 Hey, babe. 450 00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:28,038 ABE: Ten points. 451 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,458 Kill. 452 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,753 Hey, are you okay? 453 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:41,301 You remember me, don't you? I'm your girlfriend. 454 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,303 ABE: Tens... You look sexy. 455 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,850 You're my shiny sex machine. 456 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,769 ABE: Ten points... Searching, searching. 457 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,980 Do you want me to make love to you? 458 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,482 ABE: Scanning face... No match. 459 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,860 (TIRES SCREECHING) ABE: Ten points. 460 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,237 Well, we're back, and who could have seen that coming! 461 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:01,864 I mean, scoring your own proxy. 462 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,574 Does it count? I don't even know if it counts! 463 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:06,702 It counts! Wow! 464 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,621 Nobody is safe anymore and I love it! 465 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:10,956 What? 466 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,376 It looks like Abe has abandoned the race. 467 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:22,843 ABE: Why am I here? Why am I programmed to hate? 468 00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:25,679 So much for GPS. 469 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,891 Don't tell me you were cheering for Abe. 470 00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:30,934 Everybody's got a favorite. 471 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,811 Just because The Chairman loves you. 472 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,858 Come on, everybody knows you play golf together in the off-season. 473 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:41,153 Really? You two probably race around in golf carts. 474 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,114 The Chairman wouldn't like that. 475 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,576 Too much wind. (AUTOMATED HAND SQUEAKING) 476 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:51,622 (AUTOMATED HAND SQUEAKING) Too much wind. 477 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:54,374 Too much wind. 478 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:59,797 Oh, my dear friend, you have grown so bold. 479 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,133 Hmm. 480 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:10,140 Why today, Larry? It really pisses me off, you know what I mean? 481 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,309 What are you gonna do about it? We're lucky. 482 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,686 I got two bottles of sunblock with my last paycheck. 483 00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:15,938 Sunblock? 484 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,731 Like I'm all fancy and stuff. 485 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,609 We're out here in the middle of the motherfucking Death Race, 486 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,152 and you're talking to me about sunblock? 487 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:24,154 That's the price we pay for being middle class. 488 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,825 (SCREAMING) 489 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,078 (GRUNTS) 490 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,999 Give me a break! I'm just an ordinary guy. 491 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,836 Looks like we got a real tough guy. 492 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,886 (THUDDING) (BEEPING) 493 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:51,890 Am I not tough? Am I not a guy? 494 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:54,643 Of course, you are, baby, 495 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:58,480 but you need clean kills if you want to beat Frankenstein. 496 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:02,693 You said his name. Take it back. 497 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:07,114 Take it back, it's still in the air! 498 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,617 (HUFFING) Frankenstein! (GASPS) 499 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,547 Yo, B, we recycle this. 500 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,674 We're running the lumber on this hand, you know? 501 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,010 We gotta kick some wheelers. 502 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,845 Tell me something I don't know, man. 503 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,473 This fucking road is empty! 504 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,392 (ENGINES REVVING) 505 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,606 Whoa! (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 506 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,988 What the fuck! Who are these fags? 507 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,741 Some fool crackers trying to be part of the show. 508 00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:53,744 This ain't open mic night, motherfuckers! 509 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,662 (GRUNTS, LAUGHS) 510 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:56,955 (SCREAMS) Hey, fellas! 511 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,790 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) (CRASHING) 512 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:03,045 Fuck you. I can do this all day! 513 00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,963 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 514 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,507 Kill the motherfucker! Whoo! Oh, oh, oh! 515 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,177 Bump that shit, Chi Wapp! Yeah! 516 00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:13,221 (MINERVA SCATTING) (SINGING) Kill, drive, kill, drive 517 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:19,186 Kill, kill, drive, drive, drive 518 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,524 (BOTH WHOOPING) 519 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:29,863 (GEARS SHIFTING) 520 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,367 ANNIE: Whoo! 521 00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:36,954 Whoo! Whoo! 522 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,625 Yeah, it tasted so good! 523 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:48,090 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) Make some comments on getting passed today. 524 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:51,134 Day one comes to a close and all of our racers are on the board, 525 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,971 with Tammy the Terrorist out to an early lead. 526 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,807 You want proof of the power of the Almighty? 527 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,976 Just look at that scoreboard. 528 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:03,021 My bumper is a magnet for heathens. 529 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:06,149 I'm running on the truth, the power, the glory, 530 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,568 and I got one Goodyear in the back. (LAUGHING) 531 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,113 Tammy, any messages for the families of the scored? 532 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:13,949 Religious law mandates a quick burial. Five, 10 minutes, max. 533 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:18,161 Meanwhile, frustration for Team Jefferson. 534 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,122 Drive, Drive, Kill, Kill may be 535 00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,040 making its way to the top of the charts, 536 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,418 but today's slow start may mean 537 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,837 a 187 on Minerva's chances for victory. 538 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:28,755 Tell me who! 539 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,133 Tell me the fuck who! 540 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,176 Bitch been stealing my scores 541 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,722 like white people been stealing from us since the beginning. 542 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,306 Ain't nothing new here. 543 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,517 I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do though. 544 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:45,480 I'mma grab her blonde hair and rip it out of her cracker-ass skull, 545 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,149 'cause I'm Minerva! 546 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,775 I'mma fuck her on two... 547 00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:49,985 (LOUD BEEPING) 548 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,778 After a long day of racing, 549 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:55,657 drivers and proxies will enjoy a night of pampered luxury 550 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,909 here at the Three Seasons Columbus. 551 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,746 That's the Three Seasons, 552 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,708 because comfort matters and winter was just a myth. 553 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:08,420 I could lead every stage. I could lead every mile. 554 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:12,299 But Perfectus gives you more. He gives you theater. 555 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:18,013 As you know, Jed, race rules prohibit cameras after hours. 556 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:19,890 But since we're besties, 557 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:24,019 tell me, what really goes on when the cameras go off? 558 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:29,066 Jed has 500 times the testosterone of a normal man. 559 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:32,235 It's like having sex with 500 men at once. 560 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,237 Awesome. 561 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,573 CROWD: Frankenstein! Frankenstein! 562 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:40,243 Frankenstein, Frankenstein, why did you take off your mask? 563 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,037 Tell us more about your scar. 564 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:43,914 Frankenstein, do you have any ideas about Abe's whereabouts? 565 00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:46,333 It's been a long day, folks, we just wanna get some rest. 566 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:50,045 Always let your lady do the talking? (LAUGHING) 567 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,339 You got past me today. 568 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,507 But sooner or later, I'm gonna get 569 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,009 my hook in you and reel you in. 570 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,971 Couldn't they engineer you any clothes? 571 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,682 How'd you get so ridiculously handsome? 572 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,101 (MICROPHONE BEEPS) 573 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,568 I'll drink your tears, Frankenstein! 574 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,823 I'll lick them off your handsome face. 575 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,745 (WHIRRING, BEEPING) 576 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,667 (CLEARS THROAT) 577 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:33,296 Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, 578 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:37,217 I want to take you on a little stroll down memory lane. 579 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,304 Uh, back, I'm talking, way, way back, 580 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:46,101 when Jim was just a skinny kid and Laura wasn't such a bitch. 581 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:48,228 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 582 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:52,399 Does anybody remember salespeople? 583 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,318 Huh? How about waitresses? 584 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,988 You know, little blondes in aprons about this big. 585 00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:00,866 Jim, how many people have you got working for you? 586 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:04,828 I'm talking about human people. How many? A dozen? 587 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:07,664 Less. Less. Wow. 588 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:12,335 So, the only thing rarer than the black rhino that we're about to eat, 589 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:16,256 is a person that you actually pay. 590 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,968 Which makes us the richest motherfuckers on the planet. 591 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,262 (CROWD CHEERING, LAUGHING) 592 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:29,519 But also, that gives us a 99.993% unemployment rate. 593 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:32,314 So, that's an awful lot of people with an awful lot of time. 594 00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:33,690 So, what do they do? 595 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:39,112 The screw? They multiply? Or do they think? 596 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,198 Huh? Huh? 597 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,909 Or do they watch the VR? 598 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,287 One arena. 599 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,081 One sexually ambiguous superstar, 600 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:54,085 10,000 screaming fans facing certain death, 601 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:57,297 all trying to get one finger on Jed's body, 602 00:36:57,423 --> 00:37:00,508 just to become famous. 603 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,344 (PEOPLE GASPING) 604 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:06,223 What about Frankenstein? He's an established brand. 605 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,436 I think Frankenstein will be extinct tomorrow. 606 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,647 (AUTOMATED HAND BEEPING) 607 00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:19,152 (ANNIE HUMMING) 608 00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:27,327 (HUMMING) 609 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,498 (MACHINE BEEPING) 610 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,878 Nice ass. 611 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,546 What took so long? 612 00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,132 You were supposed to make contact an hour ago. 613 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,927 (SINGING) It's been hard He's been watching me 614 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:46,263 Annie, Frankenstein is the key, 615 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,598 he cannot be allowed to survive. 616 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,059 (SINGING) At least we got the Al 617 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:52,352 ALEXIS: Not good enough. 618 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,772 The people worship Frankenstein, because he's strong. 619 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:59,317 They need to see that we are strong, too! 620 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,028 (HUMMING) 621 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,908 (SINGING) Strong enough to kill him 622 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:11,162 Look, we've given you the tools, Annie, you need to take him tonight! 623 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,375 (WHIRRING) 624 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,257 (GRUNTS) 625 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:35,312 (BREATHES DEEPLY) Your shoulders are so tense. Would you like an adjustment? 626 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,063 You know how to use a torque wrench? 627 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,356 I'm a fast learner. 628 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,900 Why were you in the bathroom so long? 629 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,153 I had to shave. 630 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,200 Smooth as silk. 631 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,703 That's more water than most people use in a month. 632 00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,084 How about some music? 633 00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,672 (SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) (MUSIC STOPS) 634 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,841 (WOMAN MOANING) 635 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,260 Now, that's more like it. 636 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,595 That's not the radio. 637 00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,972 Perfectus is next door. 638 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,807 (MOANING) 639 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,151 Why can't they see me as I see myself? 640 00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:28,448 A kind, gentle soul imprisoned by abs of steel? 641 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,534 You're just worried about Frankie, baby. 642 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,788 I'm not hearing 500 men, Eve. More shrieks. 643 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,873 (GRUNTING) 644 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,708 I said shrieks! 645 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,919 That's not what a shriek sounds... 646 00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:42,796 This is what a shriek sounds like! 647 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,548 This is what it sounds like to be fucked by 500 men! 648 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,926 (LOUD SCREAMING) 649 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,887 Ooh! This bed 650 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:54,474 is so comfortable. 651 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:59,354 I gotta hand it to you, lady, you've actually become more annoying. 652 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:05,110 I've got road maps to study, and an arm to fix. 653 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,615 I have an idea. 654 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:15,412 Why don't you take this route? (CHUCKLES) 655 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:18,832 First off, lady, you're terrible at this. 656 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:22,293 And second, that cutoff at your navel is probably a faster route. 657 00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:26,381 Why do you care about this goddamn race so much? 658 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,216 (AUTOMATED HAND WHIRRING) 659 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,051 Because it's my job. 660 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,304 And this might seem kind of strange nowadays, 661 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,640 but I dedicated my life to this race. 662 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,351 Hmm. Nice line. Did The Chairman write it for you? 663 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,815 Fuck The Chairman. 664 00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:46,818 I don't race for no one but me! 665 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,653 And you're proud of that? 666 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:58,329 I do this because it's the only thing I'm good at. 667 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,417 It's the only thing anybody's good at anymore. 668 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:05,378 Because we've forgotten how to fight to survive. 669 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,255 And now look at us. 670 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:13,428 (INHALES DEEPLY) So, I'll just keep on fighting. 671 00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:15,138 Simple as that. 672 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,829 (WHIRRING) (GASPS) 673 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,460 (GRUNTS) 674 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:50,381 (SIGHS) 675 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,639 Now can we fuck? 676 00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:01,684 I don't sleep with passengers. 677 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:07,065 Or ladies who sing duets in the shower. 678 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:12,028 Hey, some of us are trying to get some sleep! (PEOPLE MOANING) 679 00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:14,113 Yeah, seriously! 680 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:20,036 Quit your whining, sinner, I'm 10 inches away from the promised land. 681 00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,416 Didn't mean to bother you. 682 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,628 Rise and shine, race fans! 683 00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:30,880 (CROWING) 684 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,684 (WHIRRING) 685 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,897 I thought maybe you'd quit. (GASPS) 686 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:51,025 (GROANS) God! Phew! 687 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:54,320 No such luck. (CLEARS THROAT) 688 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,157 Listen, about last night... 689 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:02,161 No, you're right, if I wanna be on your team, I need to help you win. 690 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,125 Just adjusting my seatbelt. 691 00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:10,753 All that bouncing around yesterday, my back's killing me. 692 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:12,463 Today is gonna be rough. 693 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:17,343 Well, let's go snag ourselves some pedestrians, huh? 694 00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:21,723 Lady, today is Day Two, the pedestrians shoot back. 695 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:24,017 (HORSE NEIGHING) (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 696 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:25,602 That's right, folks! 697 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:28,021 Today's journey brings our racers directly 698 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,440 through America's gun-loving heartland. 699 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:33,359 The famed Red Zone Rally. 700 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:38,406 GRACE: Yes, J.B., I'm sure I speak for my dear, dear friends 701 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:43,077 when I say today's racers are gonna enjoy some high-caliber hospitality. 702 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:44,287 (GUNSHOTS) (HORSE NEIGHING) 703 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:45,496 Guns! 704 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,803 It's not me, it's not a physical thing. 705 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,388 It's you. 706 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:05,475 You're just not pretty enough. That's the problem. 707 00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:12,023 Hey, Frankenstein, today, no mercy! 708 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:15,276 Jed, bro, man, will you sign this for me, please? 709 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,571 (LOUD BLAST) (SCREAMING) 710 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:21,199 (ENGINES REVVING) (TIRES SCREECHING) 711 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,078 (SYSTEM BEEPING) 712 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,415 (TIRES SCREECHING) 713 00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:53,940 (LAUGHS) 714 00:44:55,734 --> 00:44:57,068 Oh, no, you don't! 715 00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:00,446 Tammy's still in the lead. Should we follow her? 716 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,782 I don't think anybody should follow Tammy. 717 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,873 (TIRES SCREECHING) 718 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:17,714 Playing hard to get, huh? 719 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,760 I'll take you from behind, old man! 720 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,727 (LAUGHING) 721 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:32,687 Laugh, laugh. (LAUGHING) 722 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:33,855 Shit. 723 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,440 (ENGINE REVVING) 724 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:36,941 Hold on! 725 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:38,359 (LAUGHING) 726 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:40,236 See, see how I'm doing it? 727 00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:44,824 Let's dance! 728 00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,745 You can yell out something stupid if you like. 729 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,121 Just tell me how I can help. 730 00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:53,708 Well, maybe you should duck. (GASPS) 731 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,209 (GUNSHOT) (METAL CLANKS) 732 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,171 Welcome to the Red Zone. 733 00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:01,340 Smells like barbecue sauce and bed sores. 734 00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:06,220 Look, Eve, fans. 735 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,807 Oh! (GUNSHOTS) 736 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,143 (SCREAMING) 737 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:15,605 Go back and see if you can unhook that thing. 738 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,619 You better hurry up! 739 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,379 (GUNSHOTS) 740 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,303 This is it. (INHALES DEEPLY) I can feel it. 741 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:52,892 (GUNSHOTS) 742 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:57,230 Ooh! 743 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:58,856 How about it, folks? (CROWD CHEERING) 744 00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:02,235 I say those points get split right down the middle. 745 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:12,912 Boo-yeah. 746 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,330 (WHIRRING) 747 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,168 Good thing Abe has been officially disqualified, 748 00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:22,630 because otherwise Minerva would be in last place. 749 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:26,342 I feel that she may be out of her element in this section of the race. 750 00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:34,225 Hello, howdy! 751 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,434 Yo. 752 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:37,854 I don't like the look of it either, 753 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,856 but we gotta get on the board, yo. 754 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,649 Yeah. Drop that beat, drop that beat. 755 00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:43,609 (MUSIC PLAYING) 756 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:47,655 (SINGING) Drive, drive, kill, kill Kill, kill, drive 757 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,491 Drive, drive, kill, kill Kill the white people 758 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:51,826 (GUN COCKING) 759 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,036 Yo, make it a little less urban, man. 760 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:58,499 (SINGING OFF-KEY) Drive, drive, kill, kill, 761 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:01,002 Kill the white people with the car, car, car 762 00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:03,087 (GUN COCKING) 763 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,256 Got something with a banjo? 764 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,716 (GUNSHOTS) 765 00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,175 Go, go, go! 766 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,472 Fuck these white people! 767 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,266 (SYSTEM BEEPING) 768 00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:26,903 ABE: Hello, madam, I have no arms and I am in need of fuel. 769 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:28,905 Please fill me up. 770 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:33,326 If you assist me, I will spare your life. 771 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:41,292 Life, the condition that separates animals from inorganic matter. 772 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:45,254 (VOICE BREAKING) What am I? 773 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,594 We could have been friends. 774 00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:57,516 (MUSIC PLAYING) 775 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,819 I'm in front of Tammy's church, 776 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:12,573 where the faithful have gathered since before dawn, J. B., 777 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:14,825 waiting for their returning hero. 778 00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:17,787 Ah! Here she comes, I better get out of here! 779 00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:21,374 She's coming! She's coming! 780 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,167 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 781 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:27,338 I'm back, I'm back, my darlings, that's right! 782 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,884 Tammy, Tammy, I'm wearing the sacred underwear! 783 00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:34,387 Assalam-Tom-Hanks-um! 784 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:40,768 But I can't do this without you! No, I can't. 785 00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:44,271 I need your help, my darlings! 786 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:47,817 I need to feel your holy, holy love. 787 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:54,365 Who wants virgins? 788 00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:55,449 I do, I do! (PEOPLE CHEERING) 789 00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:56,575 Please, virgins! 790 00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:00,746 Who wants chicken wings! 791 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:05,084 Everybody loves chicken wings! Well, guess what, y'all? 792 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:10,423 The Almighty's got a Hooters in the sky and it is time to martyr up! 793 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,388 MAN: Whoo-hoo! 794 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,517 CROWD: (CHANTING) Kill me, kill me, kill me! Yes! 795 00:50:21,768 --> 00:50:23,811 CROWD: (CHANTING) Kill me, kill me! To victory! 796 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,939 CROWD: (CHANTING) Kill me, kill me, kill me! 797 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,401 (SQUELCHING) 798 00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:33,612 Die, people! (LAUGHING) 799 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,242 Oh! 800 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:40,703 Oh, no. 801 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:43,706 My fans, your followers, B! 802 00:50:43,790 --> 00:50:45,207 (IMITATING GUNSHOTS) 803 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:49,378 You just pissed in the wrong pool. 804 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,464 Kill Minerva, kill Minerva. 805 00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,430 (SIGHS) 806 00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:07,313 How can someplace so green be so damn hot? 807 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,565 You're not a country girl? Mmm-mmm. 808 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:11,025 Not even close. 809 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:14,904 Tammy the Terrorist. (CHUCKLES) 810 00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:16,030 Fucking idiot. 811 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,492 But at least she gives the people something. 812 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,202 What's that? 813 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:22,787 Direction. 814 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,414 Most people these days are just followers. 815 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,041 AUTOMATED VOICE: Caution. Caution. Damn it. 816 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,754 The nitro's offline again. Can you take the wheel? 817 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:36,092 Oh, what do I do? Just 10:00 and 2:00, okay? No turning. 818 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,974 I think I see something in the road. 819 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,768 Yeah, just give me a minute, okay? 820 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:47,770 God, your fucking bag. 821 00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,271 (MEOWING) 822 00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,606 Oh, geez. 823 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:51,732 FRANKENSTEIN: What? 824 00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:54,443 It's really cute. 825 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,528 No turning. 826 00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:57,029 Okay. (MEOWS) 827 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,370 (TIRES SCREECHING) (MEOWS) 828 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,457 You said, no turning, I wasn't gonna save the cat. 829 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:10,709 I like cats. 830 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,419 It's not a purse. 831 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:16,257 It's lunch. Huh? 832 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:24,140 Go ahead, put your tongue between your teeth. 833 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,101 Thank you. 834 00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:31,438 And thanks for helping back there with Perfectus. 835 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,691 See, sometimes it's nice to have a copilot. 836 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:35,734 I have to admit, you got better legs than a chimp. 837 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,278 What is in this sandwich? 838 00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:38,737 Cricketmeal? 839 00:52:40,073 --> 00:52:41,574 I'm not a great cook. 840 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,500 Can I ask you something? 841 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,002 Why not? 842 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:56,589 What do you do when you're not doing this? 843 00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:00,843 (EXHALES DEEPLY) Nothing interesting. 844 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:04,180 Come on. The mask is off, right? 845 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:07,433 What's a day in the life? Frankenstein's morning routine. 846 00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:18,360 (CHUCKLES) I wake up, I think, 847 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:21,071 and then I feed my cat. 848 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:25,201 Then I take out its litter box. 849 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,287 You know, I just adopted a new dog. 850 00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:30,456 It's got fucking mange. 851 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:35,794 Did you know there's actually two types of mange? Hmm? 852 00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:40,883 So, I have to rub this white sulfur cream all over him. 853 00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:42,092 It fucking stinks. 854 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,802 (CHUCKLES) 855 00:53:44,262 --> 00:53:45,387 What? 856 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,348 Sure, yeah, the "sensitive loner who rescues 857 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,350 "animals with skin diseases" line. 858 00:53:49,434 --> 00:53:50,517 Like, I'm gonna buy that! 859 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,228 I'm not lying. Oh. 860 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,395 I'm not complaining. 861 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,483 It's much better than you being a veiny, dick-pumping blowhard. 862 00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,817 A what? 863 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:02,154 Well, what about me then, hmm? 864 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,657 What's a day in my life without the mask? 865 00:54:04,741 --> 00:54:06,533 I don't know. 866 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:09,995 You're beautiful and intelligent. Hmm-mmm. 867 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:15,209 So, what, you wake up in the morning and you go sing with unicorns? 868 00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:18,545 (LAUGHS) Then in the evening, you're a brain surgeon. 869 00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:24,385 Close, that's very close. 870 00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:29,390 (HEADSET BEEPS) 871 00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:32,226 We just got a message from a fan, 872 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,436 there's a shortcut, so just take a left. 873 00:54:34,729 --> 00:54:37,523 Thanks, copilot. 874 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:44,697 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 875 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:48,701 Today must be my lucky day! 876 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,372 (SCREAMING) (BODIES SQUELCHING) 877 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,340 (SYSTEM BEEPING) 878 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,802 We've been smelling cow dung for three states. 879 00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:09,221 Ain't nothing here for me in this fucking Red Zone. 880 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,809 Death to infidels! 881 00:55:15,228 --> 00:55:16,937 (BOTH CHEERING) 882 00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:23,402 Shit! No virgins for you, motherfucker! Fuck me! 883 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:25,696 Shit! (SCREAMS) 884 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,699 Get the fuck off my car, asshole! 885 00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:42,171 (SINGING) Drive, drive, kill, kill 886 00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:44,548 Oh, fuck, dead end. Hold up, I got this. 887 00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:46,592 (SCREAMS) 888 00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:48,344 Fucking shit! 889 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,346 Fuck me! 890 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:52,348 (TIRES SCREECHING) 891 00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,905 I don't wanna die sober. 892 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:24,588 I'm gonna bury that bitch. 893 00:56:33,973 --> 00:56:35,724 Well, this shortcut sucks. 894 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,734 (ENGINE REVVING) 895 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,985 (GRUNTS) 896 00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:50,989 Do you think this might be a trap, copilot? 897 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,034 I'm sorry, I thought it was a fan tip. 898 00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:56,537 Huh-uh. 899 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:04,378 I don't need this! 900 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,507 I really am sorry. 901 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:17,599 We've lost Annie's VR feed! 902 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:20,769 DIRECTOR: I think we've got a drone in the area. Switching to overhead. 903 00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:23,814 (WHIRRING) 904 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:59,099 Those are definitely not friends of mine. 905 00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:03,270 It's the Resistance. Cut the feed. Cut the feed! 906 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,647 Let it play, Junior, 907 00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:09,234 the people should know what their hero is made of. 908 00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:23,457 (GRUNTS) 909 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,753 (GRUNTS) 910 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:32,841 (GRUNTING) 911 00:58:47,106 --> 00:58:48,315 (GRUNTING) 912 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:51,276 (WHOOSHING) 913 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,953 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 914 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,122 (YELLING) 915 00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:15,801 (BONES CRUSHING) (SCREAMING) 916 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:20,556 Resistance ninjas. 917 00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:27,813 Oh, come on, this is bullshit! 918 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:37,823 Oh, thank God, I found you! 919 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:42,369 (PANTING) They grabbed me from behind, I don't know what happened. 920 00:59:42,453 --> 00:59:44,538 Just get in the car. 921 00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:46,248 They snuck up on me. 922 00:59:49,877 --> 00:59:51,211 Who were those guys? 923 00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:54,339 I don't know. 924 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:56,300 You tell me. 925 00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:57,676 That was horrible. 926 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,845 Oh, God, I feel like I'm gonna be sick. 927 00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:02,306 Listen, woman, I am not stupid. 928 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:11,481 Adjusting the seatbelt? 929 01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,400 Sorry. 930 01:00:13,484 --> 01:00:15,027 I have my orders. 931 01:00:15,361 --> 01:00:16,820 Orders? 932 01:00:18,197 --> 01:00:20,073 You're just another follower? 933 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,202 It's for the greater good. 934 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:25,412 Why me? 935 01:00:25,496 --> 01:00:29,625 Because... Because you're a symbol. 936 01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:34,212 Now that is solid. 937 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,887 Weak follow through. 938 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,014 Now, turn the camera back on. 939 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,641 Why? 940 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,231 Put on the helmet. 941 01:00:57,987 --> 01:00:59,613 (GRUNTS) 942 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,165 This is what happens to rebels. 943 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,546 (ENGINE REVVING) 944 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:21,635 This a friend of yours? 945 01:01:35,274 --> 01:01:37,943 I believe that was 10 points. 946 01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:39,611 Damn right it is! 947 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,614 (CROWD CHEERING) 948 01:01:58,172 --> 01:01:59,297 Get out. 949 01:02:01,217 --> 01:02:02,467 (WHISTLES) 950 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:06,096 Looks like "no comment" is today's catchphrase, 951 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,306 as our racers look to rest and recoup 952 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,560 from another furious day of competition. 953 01:02:12,937 --> 01:02:14,146 What are you gonna do to me? 954 01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:16,898 Sit down and shut up! 955 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,942 You can't turn me in. 956 01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:21,027 It would have been better to kill me out on the road. 957 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,654 Maybe you're right. 958 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:23,822 ANNIE: I'm sorry. 959 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,907 I should have taken a chance on you. 960 01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:28,910 I should've told you right from the start that I was Resistance. 961 01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:31,455 I knew the very first moment that I saw you. 962 01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:35,083 Then why didn't you turn me in? 963 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:38,420 Because I thought this might be interesting 964 01:02:38,504 --> 01:02:41,006 and I don't give a shit about politics. 965 01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:44,509 Of course, because all you care about is the fucking race! 966 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,763 Millions of people stuck in their miserable lives, 967 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:50,307 but none of that matters as long as you win! 968 01:02:50,391 --> 01:02:51,808 God, the people love you! 969 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:54,019 God damn it, the people love you! 970 01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:58,106 You have a responsibility, they would listen to you. 971 01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:02,110 I'm a racing car driver, I can't control what people do! 972 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:03,195 I don't want to. 973 01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:05,530 Then what do you want? 974 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,659 To drive off into the sunset. 975 01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:11,036 To go out on top. 976 01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:13,538 I'm so stupid. 977 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:18,919 For a moment there I thought maybe I'd like to have a copilot. 978 01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:24,758 You've wasted enough of my time, now, get out of here! 979 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,552 I have work to do. 980 01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:35,101 Don't turn your back on me, you fucking smug son of a bitch! 981 01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:40,190 I'm trying to kill you. 982 01:03:40,274 --> 01:03:44,945 You and me both know you don't have what it takes. 983 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:49,616 (GLASS SHATTERING) 984 01:03:52,578 --> 01:03:55,330 I should have pulled that trigger. 985 01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:19,437 Rough day? 986 01:04:21,732 --> 01:04:24,693 Sorry, I didn't know you were in here. I will go. 987 01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,987 I'm off the clock, girl, I don't bite. 988 01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:31,533 What's wrong? Fighting with Frank got you down? 989 01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:33,285 I think he might kill me in my sleep. 990 01:04:33,786 --> 01:04:37,080 (INHALES DEEPLY) That's not a bad way to go. 991 01:04:37,164 --> 01:04:38,373 I've seen worse. 992 01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:40,417 Sorry about Chi. 993 01:04:40,501 --> 01:04:41,835 He was really just such a... 994 01:04:41,919 --> 01:04:43,378 Crazy motherfucker? 995 01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:44,462 Yeah. 996 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:47,841 It's a hell of a thing, this Death Race. 997 01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:50,135 Evil. Maybe, 998 01:04:50,636 --> 01:04:53,096 but that doesn't necessarily make us evil. 999 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,807 Or, to paraphrase the words of a wise man, 1000 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:58,560 "All evil comes from a single cause. " 1001 01:04:58,811 --> 01:04:59,811 Money? 1002 01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:02,647 Man's inability to sit still in a room. 1003 01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,024 Hmm. Yeah. 1004 01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:06,276 Who said that? 1005 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,652 Blaise Pascal. 1006 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,616 You didn't think I spoke ghetto off camera, did you? 1007 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,577 Yeah, I guess I did. (CHUCKLES) 1008 01:05:16,370 --> 01:05:19,497 Girl, you is simple! 1009 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,666 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1010 01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:24,794 Look, I'll let you in on a little secret. 1011 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:29,090 My daddy was the chair of a history department 1012 01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,635 in a little school they call Stanford. 1013 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,637 What the hell are you doing this for? 1014 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:35,847 I like money. 1015 01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:39,392 (LAUGHS) I suppose I enjoy the irony, too. 1016 01:05:40,102 --> 01:05:41,102 That's crazy. 1017 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,229 The world is fucking crazy. 1018 01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,315 A sane person doesn't stand a chance. 1019 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,525 (CLOCK CHIMING) 1020 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,030 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) You want these pecs? These abs? 1021 01:05:52,406 --> 01:05:55,408 Want to get rock hard and totally jacked? 1022 01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:56,743 I'll get you there. 1023 01:05:57,453 --> 01:05:59,955 ANNOUNCER: Now you can eat what Jed eats. 1024 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:01,665 (ANNOUNCER READING) 1025 01:06:01,749 --> 01:06:04,584 Your protein mega load. 1026 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,127 Tastes like perfection. 1027 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,049 (WHIMPERING) 1028 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:12,592 I am a man! 1029 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:16,680 (SCREAMS) I am perfected. 1030 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,223 I am a man! 1031 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,808 I am perfect. 1032 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:21,559 Time to shine. 1033 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,770 (SCREAMING, GRUNTING) 1034 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:34,447 This is the real you. 1035 01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:37,242 No! 1036 01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:39,119 (YELLING) 1037 01:06:55,302 --> 01:06:57,512 Frankenstein! 1038 01:06:57,596 --> 01:07:01,057 You're fucking cheating, I swear to God. 1039 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,018 (PANTING) 1040 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:06,688 (GRUNTS) Still didn't get me down yet! (LAUGHING) 1041 01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:13,445 I am not a sissy! 1042 01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:27,375 You like it rough, big boy? 1043 01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:51,733 I was born to replace you! 1044 01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:57,614 (GRUNTING) 1045 01:08:02,828 --> 01:08:04,037 Tell me I'm beautiful! 1046 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:20,845 (GRUNTS) 1047 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,264 I wanted to kill you on the road, 1048 01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:27,852 but this'll have to do. 1049 01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,528 Now, that was sexy. 1050 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,372 How you doing? 1051 01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:49,207 My arm's busted. 1052 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:55,213 It's cold out here. Wanna go up to the room? 1053 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,924 And wait for somebody to try to kill me again? 1054 01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,760 I think I'm better off on the move. 1055 01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,764 I can't leave the Resistance. 1056 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:06,641 The Resistance is full of shit. 1057 01:09:06,725 --> 01:09:09,477 I don't know how they got you in the first place. 1058 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,105 That's... Okay, 1059 01:09:12,189 --> 01:09:16,401 how can I put this in a way that you can understand? 1060 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,571 That is my race. 1061 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,698 That's my finish line. 1062 01:09:21,782 --> 01:09:23,449 I understand. 1063 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:26,244 The world is screwed up. 1064 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:28,079 Okay, so, join us. 1065 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:31,124 No, because people have stopped working, people have stopped fighting. 1066 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:33,334 There's no way anybody is going to fight for each other. 1067 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,920 So, you might as well wipe the slate clean, 1068 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:40,550 leave the planet to the cockroaches and the cats. 1069 01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:42,927 I still have faith. 1070 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,096 Tammy the Terrorist has faith. 1071 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,057 Don't ruin the moment, come on. 1072 01:09:50,394 --> 01:09:51,394 What is this? 1073 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,314 Now I'm really on your team. 1074 01:09:54,398 --> 01:09:57,650 And I don't like slackers, so, get to work. 1075 01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:00,320 Hey, beautiful, get a move on. 1076 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:05,116 I'm going from blue chip to junk bond here. 1077 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:09,871 Oh, it's been such a stressful day, I mean... 1078 01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:14,792 (SIGHS) Frankenstein, the Resistance, I've got so many people to fuck with! 1079 01:10:15,961 --> 01:10:19,130 Ooh! What about fucking with this? 1080 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:24,552 Oh, my God, you are a beast. 1081 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,639 God, how could those fruitcakes ever believe I could fire you? 1082 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:29,807 Because they're gullible. Yeah. 1083 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:33,311 And they're all working for Mr. Chairman now. 1084 01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:35,855 Oh, you can say that again, Mama. 1085 01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:40,318 And you wait until tomorrow. Frankenstein and the Resistance destroyed... 1086 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:44,614 BOTH: In the greatest VR spectacular 1087 01:10:44,698 --> 01:10:47,617 since the dawn of time! 1088 01:10:47,701 --> 01:10:48,993 God! Baby. 1089 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,245 Am I horny. 1090 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,122 (CROWD CHEERING) 1091 01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,209 A big day! A really big day! 1092 01:10:56,293 --> 01:10:58,920 Probably the biggest day of your entire life! 1093 01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:01,464 Day three of the most dramatic, the most... 1094 01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:03,299 (RADIO STATIC) 1095 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:04,926 Oh, this just in. 1096 01:11:05,010 --> 01:11:08,554 Due to Resistance activity, the rules of the race have changed! 1097 01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:12,767 All drivers must stay on approved routes to get government protection. 1098 01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:14,185 If they wander off the highways, 1099 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:17,105 the Corporations cannot guarantee their safety. 1100 01:11:17,189 --> 01:11:19,691 O- M-Triple-G. This is cool stuff! 1101 01:11:20,859 --> 01:11:25,196 I'm here with my bon ami, Jed Perfectus. 1102 01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:28,366 How are you feeling today? Splendid. 1103 01:11:28,492 --> 01:11:29,575 And rugged. 1104 01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,495 What's this? 1105 01:11:32,579 --> 01:11:36,666 It's called paper. Look at it later. 1106 01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:38,626 Just wanted you to know that I really appreciate 1107 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,628 having both of you as my competition 1108 01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:42,630 and I wish you guys both the best. 1109 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:45,091 Thanks, Minerva, wish you the best, too. 1110 01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:48,428 Drive good. 1111 01:11:48,512 --> 01:11:49,512 Cool. 1112 01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:50,930 (GRUNTS) 1113 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:07,280 (CROWD GASPING) 1114 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,324 (LAUGHING) 1115 01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:14,954 (CROWD CHEERING) 1116 01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,256 (LAUGHING) 1117 01:12:28,969 --> 01:12:31,179 (SYSTEM BEEPING) 1118 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,524 ABE: Systems failing. 1119 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,860 Approaching white light. 1120 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,071 Fear! (ALARM BEEPING) 1121 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:52,450 Initiating bucket list protocol. 1122 01:12:56,955 --> 01:12:58,373 You okay? 1123 01:13:02,086 --> 01:13:06,214 You know we're in the middle of nowhere and we're behind on points. 1124 01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:08,007 The only thing we can do is beat Jed by time. 1125 01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:09,258 Can we do that? 1126 01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:10,385 It's our only chance, 1127 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,804 there's not a pedestrian within 100 miles of here. 1128 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,764 (ALL SHOUTING) 1129 01:13:15,182 --> 01:13:16,349 What the hell are they doing? 1130 01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:17,642 They're fans. 1131 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,478 Get out of the way! 1132 01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:28,486 It's supposed to be a contest! 1133 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:31,489 They're just trying to help. 1134 01:13:32,324 --> 01:13:34,200 Well, maybe they should help themselves. 1135 01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:37,662 What's that supposed to mean? 1136 01:13:37,913 --> 01:13:42,583 What was... All right. (PEOPLE GROANING) 1137 01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:47,338 (LAUGHING) 1138 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,223 Crazy bitch won't let up! 1139 01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:59,392 Ain't that right, Chi Wapp? 1140 01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:04,230 (GRUNTS) Fuck this! 1141 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:05,898 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1142 01:14:06,358 --> 01:14:07,859 (GRUNTING) 1143 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:16,784 (ENGINE REVVING) 1144 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,870 I'm not gonna win this race anyway. 1145 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,874 And I said I have to see this thing through. 1146 01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:26,919 I might as well teach this idiot a lesson. 1147 01:14:27,004 --> 01:14:28,588 (CHUCKLES) Right here, baby. 1148 01:14:28,755 --> 01:14:31,549 What god is gonna save your ass now, bitch? 1149 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,426 (ENGINE REVVING) (TIRES SCREECHING) 1150 01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:37,430 It is time to meet our maker, Grogg! Let's go! 1151 01:14:48,692 --> 01:14:50,151 Unbeliever! 1152 01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:51,444 What the... 1153 01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:56,616 You will perish! 1154 01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,409 Geez, Louise. 1155 01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:01,913 Shift. The shift! 1156 01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:08,628 Suck on that! Suck on that! 1157 01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,379 You'll have to get better at that. 1158 01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:16,093 Good. I got this. 1159 01:15:21,725 --> 01:15:22,934 What was that? You are! 1160 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,268 What? What? 1161 01:15:24,394 --> 01:15:25,436 What are you doing? 1162 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:28,773 Stop with the blah-blah-blah of your stupid face thing and trust me! 1163 01:15:28,857 --> 01:15:31,234 But the Resistance, this isn't a protected road. 1164 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:32,318 Trust it! 1165 01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:35,321 Is this about that Céline Dion show? 1166 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:38,533 She's like 200 years old. 1167 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,912 I'm on a whole nother level! 1168 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:47,333 I have access to ideas you can't possibly understand. 1169 01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:57,969 I got your ass now, baby! (LAUGHS) 1170 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:05,017 This is all your fault! 1171 01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,227 (SCREAMING) 1172 01:16:09,773 --> 01:16:10,773 Oh, shit! 1173 01:16:12,317 --> 01:16:13,317 No! 1174 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,372 (LAUGHING) 1175 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:35,840 Oh, fuck. 1176 01:16:40,887 --> 01:16:44,181 Motherfucking cheap ass, 1177 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:46,267 terrorist ass... 1178 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:47,768 (LAUGHING) (COUGHING) 1179 01:16:47,894 --> 01:16:51,522 Killing your own people ass, goddamn. 1180 01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:53,024 I don't like you. 1181 01:16:53,108 --> 01:16:54,317 Yeah, I know, all right. 1182 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:57,320 Well, you don't deserve it, 1183 01:16:57,404 --> 01:16:59,155 but by St. James Dean, 1184 01:16:59,239 --> 01:17:03,784 the light of Ziggy Stardust and the darkness of the Holy Womb, 1185 01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:08,664 you have one last chance to repent your agnostic taint before you... 1186 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,793 (LAUGHING) I just looked at your face! 1187 01:17:14,254 --> 01:17:16,213 I tried. (LAUGHING) 1188 01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:18,215 I think I peed a little! 1189 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,925 I see God. 1190 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:21,052 What? 1191 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,345 I see God. 1192 01:17:25,390 --> 01:17:27,558 And she's black as fuck! 1193 01:17:34,274 --> 01:17:35,274 Well... 1194 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:37,568 (SCREAMING) 1195 01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:40,655 (CRYING) 1196 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,866 Not fair, not fair. 1197 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,787 ABE: I know. (ALARM BEEPING) 1198 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,997 Too bad. (LAUGHING) 1199 01:17:58,048 --> 01:18:01,425 No one crosses that finish line. No one! 1200 01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:03,010 What about Annie, ma'am? 1201 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,553 She has failed her mission. 1202 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:07,306 If she dies now, let her be a martyr of the cause. 1203 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:09,433 Liberty! ALL: Liberty! 1204 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,601 Equality! 1205 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:11,811 ALL: Equality! 1206 01:18:11,895 --> 01:18:14,271 Brutality! 1207 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:15,731 ALL: Yeah! 1208 01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:19,193 (ALL CHANTING INDISTINCTLY) 1209 01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:20,861 It's too easy. 1210 01:18:22,989 --> 01:18:25,241 (ENGINES REVVING) 1211 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:32,623 (SYSTEM BEEPING) 1212 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,345 Well, it looks like we've hit rush hour. 1213 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:49,014 I don't understand, we stayed on all the approved roads. 1214 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:50,349 Where's all the corporate security? 1215 01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:51,642 It's all a setup. 1216 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,269 (HEADSET BEEPING) 1217 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:55,896 No, come on! 1218 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:57,231 They cut my feed. 1219 01:18:57,315 --> 01:18:58,649 Who cares? 1220 01:18:58,734 --> 01:18:59,984 CHAIRMAN: Well, actually, I care. 1221 01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:01,777 The Death Race is my baby. 1222 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:02,987 So, you did this? 1223 01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:07,450 Well, duh! What can I say, old boy, the country needs a new hero. 1224 01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:10,661 Quite frankly, Frankie, you've grown a little stale. 1225 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,873 So, do me a favor, die with style for the home viewers. 1226 01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:19,336 And by the way, just for the record, my hair, I think it's pretty cool. 1227 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:20,421 Ciao. 1228 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:26,594 It's not too late, you can ditch. 1229 01:19:26,678 --> 01:19:28,053 You can always say that I kidnapped you. 1230 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:29,638 I am seeing this through to the end. 1231 01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:32,016 Oh, damn! 1232 01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,020 (SCREAMS) 1233 01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:39,899 Whoa! (LAUGHS) 1234 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:43,694 Get them! 1235 01:19:46,406 --> 01:19:47,907 Are you ready? 1236 01:19:47,991 --> 01:19:49,450 Let's score these fuckers. 1237 01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:02,087 Shift. 1238 01:20:24,402 --> 01:20:26,070 Follow him! 1239 01:20:33,995 --> 01:20:35,204 (GRUNTING) 1240 01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,836 (SCREAMING, GROANS) 1241 01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:44,046 I think that was Carlos! 1242 01:20:44,130 --> 01:20:45,422 Oh, I kind of liked Carlos. 1243 01:20:46,883 --> 01:20:48,801 (SCREAMING, GRUNTING) 1244 01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,936 Annie Sullivan, you traitorous little whore! 1245 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,938 Look who's talking, bitch! 1246 01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,156 (ANNIE SCREAMING) 1247 01:21:11,366 --> 01:21:12,366 Shit, shit, shit! 1248 01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:13,951 Now this is a suicide move! 1249 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,287 Balls. 1250 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:20,958 Oh, shit! 1251 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:24,670 (GRUNTS) 1252 01:21:34,639 --> 01:21:36,223 JB: Well, that's it, folks. 1253 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:39,351 We are making history today 1254 01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:43,731 as Jed Perfectus is a few miles from the finish line! 1255 01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,775 Some will say Jed got a lucky break 1256 01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:48,861 when his main rival was attacked by an army 1257 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:50,988 of bloodthirsty revolutionaries. 1258 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:53,073 Well, I say tough titties. 1259 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,409 (LAUGHS) It's out with the old and in with the new, 1260 01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:58,495 as America welcomes its newest, 1261 01:21:58,622 --> 01:22:01,582 and least likely to procreate, champion! 1262 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,085 I'm gonna win! Holy Jesus. (CHEERING) 1263 01:22:05,211 --> 01:22:07,087 Will you look at that, Eve! 1264 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:08,923 Are you gonna score them? 1265 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,550 Shut up! Let me enjoy this! 1266 01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:16,221 I don't know, Jed, it could be another case of premature celebration. 1267 01:22:16,514 --> 01:22:18,933 No, no, no, no, no! 1268 01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:22,436 Frankenstein is doomed! I know that for a fact! 1269 01:22:26,691 --> 01:22:27,942 ANNIE: What are you doing? 1270 01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:32,196 Neither of us knows what's waiting over that finishing line. 1271 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:36,533 Well, it's definitely a violent death, but we're not stopping now. 1272 01:22:36,701 --> 01:22:42,456 This race is fixed and so was your Resistance. 1273 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:44,625 I don't want to see you get hurt, Annie. 1274 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:46,377 So, you think we can just drive away? 1275 01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:50,297 There's an island off the coast that's made of garbage, 1276 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:52,132 it's called Garbantis. 1277 01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:53,634 I can't do that. 1278 01:22:53,718 --> 01:22:55,636 Can you give me a reason why not? 1279 01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:01,684 Because I can't imagine spending the rest of my life 1280 01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:05,562 with a man who finished second to Jed Perfectus. 1281 01:23:10,026 --> 01:23:13,946 And besides, the winner gets to meet The Chairman. 1282 01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:17,116 Oh! Yes, oh, God, that is disgusting. 1283 01:23:17,575 --> 01:23:20,744 You are awful, awful, awful ugly people. 1284 01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:24,289 Oh, what the shit! 1285 01:23:24,457 --> 01:23:28,168 Holy moly, mack-a-roly, race fans! Can it be? (GASPS) 1286 01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:31,255 Another miraculous recovery for Frankenstein? 1287 01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:34,675 Why won't you die? 1288 01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:36,343 Take the wheel! 1289 01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:42,975 (SCREAMING) 1290 01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:44,643 Here's Johnny! 1291 01:23:45,061 --> 01:23:46,520 (GRUNTING) 1292 01:23:46,771 --> 01:23:48,188 What is wrong with you? 1293 01:23:48,732 --> 01:23:50,232 (GRUNTING) 1294 01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:55,487 Eve! You're a terrible driver! 1295 01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:00,576 (GRUNTING) 1296 01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:13,839 Hold on! 1297 01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:16,008 Move! Move! 1298 01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:21,805 (YELLING) (GASPS) 1299 01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:26,435 I am Perfectus! 1300 01:24:26,936 --> 01:24:30,272 I am perfection! 1301 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,399 Not really. 1302 01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:35,778 Isn't he headed straight for the studio? 1303 01:24:35,987 --> 01:24:40,032 Well, it looks like 60 points for Jed and we are signing off. 1304 01:24:40,116 --> 01:24:41,909 (GRACE SCREAMING) 1305 01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:53,253 (CROWD CHEERING) 1306 01:24:57,717 --> 01:24:59,885 Are you sure you want this revolution? 1307 01:25:01,137 --> 01:25:02,554 I just wanna win. 1308 01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:05,224 You are so dead. 1309 01:25:10,021 --> 01:25:11,814 The truth is, 1310 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:17,361 I've lost track of my score, my time, my position. 1311 01:25:17,445 --> 01:25:20,239 Maybe Jed is winning the race, even though he's dead. 1312 01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:23,534 Now, we could run down those people over there, 1313 01:25:23,618 --> 01:25:25,285 that would be 50 points. 1314 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,621 Or how about those people over there? 1315 01:25:27,705 --> 01:25:29,623 That would be another 50 points. 1316 01:25:29,707 --> 01:25:35,295 But what about that man over there? 1317 01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:41,343 He must be worth at least 1,000 points. 1318 01:25:42,887 --> 01:25:45,305 (CHUCKLES) 1,000 points. 1319 01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:46,431 You wanna do it? 1320 01:25:47,725 --> 01:25:49,768 You wanna feel the power? 1321 01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,812 Yes. 1322 01:25:51,896 --> 01:25:52,980 Yes, I would. 1323 01:25:53,064 --> 01:25:55,357 Come on, let's give it a try. 1324 01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:57,151 1,000 points! 1325 01:25:57,443 --> 01:26:00,028 1,000 points, 1,000 points. 1326 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,322 ALL: (CHANTING) 1,000 points, 1,000 points. 1327 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:06,326 1,000 points, 1,000 points, 1,000 points. 1328 01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:08,579 1,000 points? 1329 01:26:09,747 --> 01:26:10,914 I've seen enough. 1330 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:17,838 1,000 points, 1,000 points, 1,000 points. 1331 01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:19,631 1,000 points, 1,000 points. 1332 01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:20,799 1,000 points. 1333 01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:23,427 Enough! 1334 01:26:23,511 --> 01:26:24,970 CROWD: (CHANTING) 1,000 points! 1,000 points! 1335 01:26:26,514 --> 01:26:30,392 What are you talking about? Shut up! I'm Chairman! 1336 01:26:30,476 --> 01:26:33,478 CROWD: (CHANTING) 1,000 points, 1337 01:26:33,563 --> 01:26:35,355 1,000 points, 1,000 points. Huh? 1338 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:38,650 ALL: (CHANTING) 1,000 points, 1,000 points, 1,000 points. 1339 01:26:38,735 --> 01:26:41,445 (ENGINE REVVING) (GASPING) 1340 01:26:43,656 --> 01:26:45,115 Motherfucker! 1341 01:26:46,951 --> 01:26:47,951 (LOUD THUD) 1342 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,996 I am the freaking ruler of the universe! 1343 01:26:51,122 --> 01:26:52,831 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1344 01:26:56,586 --> 01:26:58,170 I want more. 1345 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:00,297 You don't need The Chairman, 1346 01:27:00,381 --> 01:27:03,425 you don't need Frankenstein, 1347 01:27:03,509 --> 01:27:05,260 you have the power! 1348 01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:09,014 Make the reality of your own race! 1349 01:27:10,391 --> 01:27:11,683 Now, get up! 1350 01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:15,687 Turn off those headsets and get into those cars. 1351 01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:19,316 And may the best driver win. 1352 01:27:19,734 --> 01:27:21,109 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1353 01:27:23,655 --> 01:27:25,155 (CROWD CLAMORING) 1354 01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:28,367 (SCREAMS) 1355 01:27:56,854 --> 01:27:59,690 You guys are all toast! 1356 01:28:31,055 --> 01:28:33,223 Well, it's a start. 1357 01:28:34,517 --> 01:28:36,685 Or the end of civilization as we know it. (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 1358 01:28:36,894 --> 01:28:38,729 They'll sort it out. (CHUCKLES) 1359 01:28:40,231 --> 01:28:42,566 So, what happens to us? 1360 01:28:45,653 --> 01:28:48,780 Well, somebody needs to re-populate. Hmm...