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Where you going, huh? Huh?
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- Huh, huh? Where you going? Where you going, huh?
- No.
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Where do you think you're going?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know, I always thought
you were better than us.
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Your father, all his little
whores, with your little bastards.
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And you thought we were
nothing but peasants.
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But we are Mexico.
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You were always
ashamed of us.
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Now, I'm going to
show you shame!
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You better open this door.
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Oh shit!
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Open the door.
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Uh!
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Where you going bitch,
huh? Where you going?
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Where do you think you're going, huh?
Huh? You think you could fuck with me?
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Huh? Is that what the
fuck you think or what? Huh?
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Let me tell you something, man.
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Huh? You think I'm envious? Ah?
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Well, I'll tell you what, there's
one thing I'm not fucking envious of
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and that's where
I'm sending you!
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Right where the
fuck you belong!
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That's right.
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Die! You're going to fucking
feel the pain right now.
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Stupid bitch, die!
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Fucking die!
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Fucking die!
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It's spring break weekend!
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You try that, you
fuck out of here.
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What's up, player?
There she come.
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What did you do baby boo?
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- Did you get the tickets?
- Guess who went with that stupid ass hat? First class, baby.
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- Oh my god! How did you afford that?
- Don't trip, man.
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After today, I'll be able
to afford a lot of things.
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- What's up? You ready?
- This girl with that stupid ass hat. I packed last night.
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- Pop the trunk.
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I got mad shit in the trunk
already just put this in the back.
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Yo, Jamal!
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- What's good?
- You sure you and the homecoming queen won't change your mind?
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My pops is out of town this weekend,
I'm throwing the biggest bash of the year.
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You'll tell your kids
about it, brah.
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Let me think about
this real brief.
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First-class tickets to Cabo and a spot on
the beach, or hang out with your goofy ass
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and watch you pop Molly's all weekend and
wonder why you can't get your shit up.
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- Why don't you blow me, man?
- I don't know Jamal.
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If he's got what I think he's got,
he might be getting some this weekend.
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You fucking tease.
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I know, right?
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Yeah, what you think K? You think we
should dead this whole Cabo business
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- and hang with Brandon the BBLC crew?
- Hmm, that's a toughy.
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Bye, Felipe.
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You heard her. That part.
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Bye, Felicia.
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Bye babe. Have fun. We love you.
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I hope your plane goes down in the
Amazon common-looking anteater.
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Fuck you.
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Oh my god! We're going
to have the best night.
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I'm literally so excited.
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- Do we have any alcohol?
- Straight back, bitches!
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Driver, do you know
why I pulled you over?
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Would you believe I have a perfectly
logical explanation for that, Officer?
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Since this is your first offense, Miss
Gates, and since it was not your vehicle,
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and you claimed to have no knowledge
of the contents of said vehicle,
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and you passed
a polygraph test.
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That corroborates
your statement.
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Now, the court would normally be
inclined to be lenient in this matter.
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However, seeing as how the
contraband was in such a large amount
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so as to fall into the
category of intent to distribute
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and despite the council's familiarity with
the court, I feel it's a part of my job
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when I pass a sentence.
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It is to help teach young people a lesson so
this type of thing does not happen again.
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Are you with me?
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Therefore, I am sentencing you
to three months of house arrest.
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Where you will be required to wear
an ankle bracelet at all times
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to ensure you do not leave
your parent's residence.
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Miss Gates, please understand that
even though you have not been issued
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this ankle bracelet as of yet,
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confinement restrictions begin immediately.
Are we clear?
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Yes, Sir.
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The court will schedule a time to
apply the mandated monitoring device
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within five business days.
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Miss Gates, be mindful
of who you associate with.
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It could cost you your freedom.
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However, in your
case, Mr. Washington,
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the car you were driving
was, in fact, your own,
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and you were driving under
the influence of marijuana,
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the amount of marijuana found in the trunk
of your vehicle was substantially more
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than enough to fall under the
category of intent to distribute.
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Although you claimed that you too as well had
no knowledge of what was in your vehicle.
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That would be of no concern
to me in my court.
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"Why would that not matter in
your courtroom, Your Honor?"
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I'll tell you why? I have no tolerance
or patience for drug dealers, simple.
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And as far as I am concerned for
first offense that just means
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you haven't been caught before.
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So, I am sentencing you to five years
in the California State Penitentiary
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effective immediately.
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Your Honor, if we could beg the court for
seventy-two-hour stay, so my client could get his house
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in order and say
goodbye to his family,
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I assure you
he's not a flight risk.
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Denied.
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Your Honor,
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I've known this
young man all his life.
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I will sign for him myself
and if it pleases the court,
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if he doesn't show up Monday,
I will never come in this courtroom again.
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Councilor,
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are you threatening
me with a two-for-one?
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Because if this means there's
even the slightest chance
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that you're never walk into my courtroom
again, I will take you up on that.
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Perhaps it might be worth it.
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Granted. Defender will appear Monday
morning for processing at 7:00 a.m.
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Court is dismissed.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Come here, let's go.
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Uh, can't believe that asshole
gave Jamal five years.
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I can't believe you're going
to have a criminal record.
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Do you have any idea what an impact that's
going to have on the rest of your life?
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Mom, it's nothing.
It's just house arrest.
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Just admit it you're bummed because you
might not be able to go to Miami with Ted.
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Uh, the hell I won't.
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You think your little trick is going
to keep me from my trip in Miami?
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You have another thing coming.
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- But the judge just said...
- I don't give a rat's ass about what the judge just said,
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you're on house arrest, not me.
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That stupid son of a bitch is
not going to know where I go,
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but he will know where
you go and so will I.
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- What do you mean?
- Ted and I hired a live-in to keep an eye on you.
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Fresh off the boat from Mexico.
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How did you know I wasn't going to...
I don't know, maybe go to jail?
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You need to wake up and smell the
coffee, Kimmy. Everybody has a price.
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Even justice is for sale.
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You'll meet Sara in the house.
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Wait, so you're telling me you could
have had Jamal's sentence reduced?
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And run the risk of you raising
in a nappy haired little child?
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No chance.
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You know there's a word for people
with a name like Jamal Washington,
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it rhymes with trigger.
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Wow.
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The only thing you're
missing is a white sheet.
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Oh, don't play the race
card with me missy.
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He's a drug dealer and jail is
where drug dealers belong.
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So, you're going to be in Miami while I'm
just stuck at home with a fricking live-in.
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I don't want to come home to a
house that looks like Justin Bieber,
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Amanda Bynes and Miley
Cyrus had a threesome in it.
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Oh, mom.
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Besides, it doesn't
cost that much.
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They make like
five dollars a month.
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She'll just be excited not to have to be selling
oranges on the side of the 101 freeway.
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Mom, come on. You know
I don't need a live-in.
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And you're not one to just bring
in stray dogs from the street.
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She's not a stray dog, honey.
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She's a Mexican.
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You're the one who went to the
dark side hanging out with Kanye.
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It's Jamal, mom.
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Whatever! You know as well as I do that
once you go black, you're a single mom.
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Oh my god! Can you just take me home, please?
I can't take your racist ass anymore.
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Oh, you're going home, sweetie.
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That's the only place
you're allowed to be.
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Disrespectful little shit,
trying to ruin my vacation.
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Mr. Gates,
there's a call for you.
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Pastor Gates.
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Hi, daddy.
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Kimmy!
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One more, dad.
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Okay. One last time. Okay, Kim?
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What am I?
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Charlie, Charlie.
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- What did you say to me?
- Nothing.
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- Why you lying to me?
- I'm not lying, dad.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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- No.
- Dad?
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No, this can't be happening.
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- Dad what's wrong?
- I thought I killed you.
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Mom, mom!
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- Honey, what's all the shouting about?
- Something's wrong with dad.
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What do you mean
something's wrong with dad?
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Look, something's
wrong with him.
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Sweetheart, why don't you go up to
your room and play a video game?
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I'll be there in just
a minute, okay?
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- But mom, what about dad?
- Sweetie, dad's going to be fine.
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- Go to your room.
- Okay.
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Richard,
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who are you talking to?
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I will kill you.
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Kill who?
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Richard, you have to stop this.
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00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,869
You're scaring Kim
and you're scaring me.
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You've been strange ever since you
came back from that trip to Mexico.
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- Honey.
- What?
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Honey.
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Talk to me.
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Please.
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What's going on?
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Watch this bump here.
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00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,770
Mommy, where
are they taking him?
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00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,036
It's okay.
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00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,865
Down on three.
One, two, three.
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When is he coming home?
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00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,105
Honey, daddy has
to go get better.
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He's coming for you.
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00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,678
Daddy, who's coming?
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Evil.
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00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,942
What evil?
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00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,205
He's coming for you.
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00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,034
What?
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00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:09,082
You can only stop evil
where the lines cross.
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00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,519
What are you talking about?
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00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,521
Where the lines cross.
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00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,480
You can only stop evil
where the lines cross.
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00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,700
I don't understand.
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00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,529
You can only defeat evil
where the lines cross.
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Where the lines cross!
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00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,272
Where the lines cross!
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00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:28,014
You can only defeat evil where the
lines cross! Where the lines cross!
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00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:32,279
Mr. Gates, you're having
a bit of an episode.
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00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,281
I need you to calm down.
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Calm down.
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00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,067
You're just having
a bit of an episode.
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I'll take that.
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00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:44,247
I'm so sorry, miss, your father's
just having a bit of an episode.
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00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,902
I've never heard
him talk like that.
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00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,904
I wouldn't take anything
he's saying seriously.
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00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,341
He's really not in a
good place right now.
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00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,735
He's never in a good
place when he's in there.
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00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,745
Poor daddy.
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00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,791
Bitch! I saw you cheating.
Stop playing with me!
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00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:10,012
Oh my god. I'd never cheat.
Why would you think I was cheating?
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00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,449
Bitch! You're always cheating!
I'm not a cheater.
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00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:15,278
I... was... she-she...
Oh my god.
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00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,845
You see how white
people treat us?
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Uh-huh, get off me.
Uh-huh. Get off of me!
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00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,991
Kim, run!
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I'm coming for you.
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00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,394
Hello.
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00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,005
I can't believe I'm going to be
on house arrest all summer.
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00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,615
What the fuck you
mean house arrest?
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00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,269
I was going to the
NBA next year,
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00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,880
now I'm about to do five fucking
years up state in the pen.
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00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,013
I know. I still
can't believe it.
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00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:39,710
When do you go in?
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00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,974
That fat ass judge said I get
processed on Monday.
241
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,977
- Well that does still leave us the weekend, right?
- I guess, babe.
242
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,676
So, listen, I'm kind of fucked
up right now, you know.
243
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,678
Let's just make the best
of the time we have.
244
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,333
Still all I got is
seventy-two hours.
245
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,771
Well, you do you want me to give you
something to remember me by right?
246
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,035
I mean, I guess.
247
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,733
You know I'll wait for you.
248
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,344
We'll talk about that
shit when I see you.
249
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,347
- Yeah and that will be...
- About an hour.
250
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:12,569
- What? You're coming over?
- Yeah, I got to run in, make it real quick
251
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,136
and then I'm going
to head over.
252
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,269
Okay, yeah. Text me
when you're outside.
253
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,574
All right. For sure.
254
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,363
Ugh!
255
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,980
Well, that's one
way to get likes.
256
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,374
Oh my god, Ted.
Can't you fucking knock?
257
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,637
Ow! I'm not even looking.
258
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,508
I can't even see anymore.
259
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,469
Okay, listen. Your mom and I
are going to Audi5000, okay?
260
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,732
So I want you to meet
the new live-in we got you.
261
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,821
Oh, really? The live-in
was your idea?
262
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,434
You're not nervous that some strange bitch is
going to be in our house and rob us blind?
263
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,481
Okay, she's standing right here.
264
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,483
She can hear everything
you're saying.
265
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,832
Come here, sweetheart.
266
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,877
Come here, girl.
Come here, honey.
267
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:03,794
Okay, she's going to be watching over
you for the weekend while we're gone.
268
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,231
Sara.
269
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,713
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is our live-in, Ted?
270
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,455
She's my age. Where'd you find
her? Backpage.com?
271
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:16,633
Back page? Back page?
Tinder, okay?
272
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,158
I swiped left twice
and I found Sara.
273
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,421
Okay, I'm lying.
274
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,945
I was at Home Depot picking up some
double-A batteries and some cock
275
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,555
for your mother, all right.
276
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,950
And then there was Sara.
She said, "Hey." I said, "Sex."
277
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,561
What a deal? Okay, so you
guys get acquainted.
278
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,651
All right. I'll let you guys
finger, finger, finger it out.
279
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,653
Finger her.
280
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,440
I don't know how you say it in
Spanish, I'll finger-ito, okay?
281
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,963
Finger-ito?
282
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,618
Ted, get the fuck
out of my room!
283
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,751
I'm going to Miami, okay?
So, I'll see you guys later. All right?
284
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,101
I'm going to turn up.
We turn up.
285
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,364
Bottle service, bitch!
286
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,018
Woo! Daddy's on vacation.
287
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:58,545
I can't.
288
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,111
I fucking can't.
289
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,114
I don't understand.
290
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,421
- You can't do what?
- Deal, bitch.
291
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,685
I have some chick that should be working
at a T-Bell, standing in my fucking room
292
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,905
and you don't understand
how this is awkward?
293
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,262
Hurry up, Ted.
We're losing light.
294
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,309
Oh, goodbye, my little convict.
295
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,919
Please don't burn
my house down.
296
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,790
Here's some money
in case you need it.
297
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,838
I should remind you, you have a
curfew and confinement restrictions,
298
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,971
but if you violate it you go to jail.
So, I'm sure I don't need to.
299
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:34,885
Love you.
300
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:35,930
Mean it.
301
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,238
Peace out, girl scout.
302
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,239
Don't say that.
303
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,636
Seriously?
304
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:05,829
Oh, my God.
305
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,397
Jamal, I am so happy.
306
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,181
- You actually came really...
- Fast?
307
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,314
Oh, my God.
308
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:16,536
The word is fast, but, perhaps, I can
introduce you to another word, "delivery",
309
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:19,974
because in the next seventy-two hours
you're going to have to face the fact
310
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:24,500
that if you're not coming to Spring
Break, Spring Break is coming to you.
311
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:30,071
Brandon, what are you doing here and how did
you not get caught by my mom and that perv?
312
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:34,554
What do you take me for? A rookie? I mean
it's your ass that's on house arrest.
313
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:39,602
So, I made an executive decision and
I'm calling for a change of venue.
314
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,690
Young.
315
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,257
Yo!
316
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,478
We got like ten kegs
in the truck and...
317
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,958
...how about your shit that
we're going to set up then?
318
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,873
So, are we cool to do this,
bitch here, or what?
319
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:54,530
Are you guys serious right now?
Okay, you guys are like the best ever.
320
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,315
Who all knows about this?
321
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,361
What? Are you serious?
322
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,407
- Hi.
- Hi.
323
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:05,585
What the heck?
You guys all... hi.
324
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:11,504
And introducing from badlands
Calabasas, originally from BFE Indiana,
325
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:14,681
my best friend and captain
of the basketball team,
326
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:20,730
recently drafted by the Maricopa
County Correctional Facility for men,
327
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:24,168
Jamal Washington!
328
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,477
Oh my god.
329
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,174
I can't believe it.
330
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:35,136
What you mean, girl? You got to kill me to
keep me away from your sweet ass this weekend.
331
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:39,706
I'm about to go away on for show about
three months. And you do know that.
332
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,752
Hi, what's happening.
Look at this bitch.
333
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,928
Let's switch on this
weekend. Y'all ready?
334
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,103
Okay, y'all.
335
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:53,415
And now, introducing the starting
lineups for tonight's house party
336
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:57,593
busting all the way from Trump
University the English girl I know,
337
00:22:57,637 --> 00:23:02,076
with a professional bitch slapping
record of 11 wins, 0 losses.
338
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,254
She's knocked out five chicks cause she's
from Northern California Slap-a-hoe Trap.
339
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:09,388
Jasmine Sanchez.
340
00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:13,174
Yo, girl.
341
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,567
Okay.
342
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:18,266
Fuck she's so good,
she can dance like that.
343
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:19,789
Okay.
344
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,097
Yes!
345
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:31,279
And coming to you fresh off the short
bus with a makeover that's so good,
346
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:35,152
that she's kept me celibate for a
year cause she said I'd be her first.
347
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:40,723
To the one girl that wouldn't give
it up to anybody, Laurie Simm.
348
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,391
And last but not least,
the dynamic duo.
349
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,480
This couple needs
no introduction.
350
00:23:58,524 --> 00:23:59,525
We're not a couple.
351
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:04,965
Sean Philip and
Rachel Kardashian.
352
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,140
Origami.
353
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,098
It's Ormanani, you fuckers.
354
00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:10,492
Yeah, whatever.
355
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:13,887
Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about, baby. Fuck it up.
356
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,629
Get out of here. Spring Break.
What's happening? Fuck it up.
357
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,109
That's my boy.
358
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,590
- Hey, what about me?
- What about you, bro?
359
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:25,246
If you're not teaching me karate or doing
my math homework or washing my clothes,
360
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,813
I have no use for you.
361
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,425
You know what, Brando?
Go eat a pack of dicks.
362
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,905
Oh!
363
00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:34,908
In fact, why don't you go
eat a double bag of dicks.
364
00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:36,300
Oh!
365
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:40,043
Exactly how many dicks are
in a single bag of dicks, Young?
366
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:42,785
And if they're Asian, does that
mean they have baby dicks or not?
367
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,701
So, does that mean you need
four bags of Asian dicks
368
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:48,878
to be equivalent to two
bags of regular dicks?
369
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,359
So, you're saying a
quintuple bag of dicks?
370
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:52,969
A quintuple bag of dicks?
371
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,884
A smorgasbord of sausage.
372
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,059
A surplus of schlong.
373
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,931
A pile of penises.
374
00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,149
So, like a plethora?
375
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,325
So, basically like a
cornucopia of dicks.
376
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:04,415
In fact, what's the math
on a busload of dicks?
377
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,984
What exactly is a bag of dicks?
378
00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:11,292
Who the fuck exactly is that?
379
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:14,687
I forgot. That's the live-in
the perv got off Backpage.
380
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,776
And she looks like that?
381
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:20,431
Which one of them bitches is telling her
she's getting this medium dick later?
382
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:23,783
Yo, man I swear this goofy motherfucker
right here is going to tuck himself
383
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,915
right into some pussy body
right into the night watch.
384
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,700
Facts.
385
00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:31,486
You know what? You, plus you,
plus this motherfucker right here,
386
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,575
get on suck these nu...
387
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,432
I got the Molly, yo.
388
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:05,825
Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah.
389
00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:08,871
Yeah, you want to get.
I can give you a bump.
390
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,003
Would you like some?
391
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:21,928
Let me show you something.
392
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,625
- What's that? Where are we going?
- Come here.
393
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,192
Don't worry about it.
394
00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,985
You know I'll wait
for you, right?
395
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:38,466
Yo, don't say that.
396
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:44,515
What? You don't think I could do it? You
don't think I could wait five years for you?
397
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,129
I don't think that part will let you
wait five months, let alone five years.
398
00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:55,831
This five-year shit is real and when I
get out, you're not going to remember me.
399
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:59,095
I'm going to be just be another
convict fresh out of the pan.
400
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,837
And how am I supposed to fit
into the picture then, huh?
401
00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:02,664
Exactly.
402
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:08,670
Now, the truth is, I tried
to take a shortcut,
403
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:11,412
hit a leg and my life is never
going to be the same again.
404
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:15,634
So, let's not get it twisted and let's
make everything we can out of right now
405
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:19,507
cause as far as I'm concerned,
right now is all we got.
406
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,391
- What the...
- Sorry I... I didn't know.
407
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:37,003
You didn't know what, you stupid bitch?
What the fuck are you even doing here?
408
00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,831
I was just trying to clean up.
409
00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:40,920
Clean up? Clean up what?
410
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:44,532
God, doesn't anyone ever
fucking knock? Get out.
411
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:48,579
Oh, chill, babe. What's the matter
with you? She's just trying to help.
412
00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:49,624
Now come here, ma.
413
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,322
She didn't mean it.
414
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,629
Yeah, when did you get here
anyway? It's your first day?
415
00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:00,504
You know, I ain't going to see
nothing like this for five years.
416
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:01,984
You want to take a sip?
417
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:13,082
Now why don't you come over
here and be nice to Sara.
418
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:14,649
Take a sip.
419
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,737
Jamal.
420
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,217
Yo, I'm about to go away.
421
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:18,740
So tonight, I want it all
422
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,916
So let me get this right.
423
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,615
You're using the fact that your ass is going
to jail on Monday to justify being okay
424
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:30,143
to hook up with me and the Mexican here at the
same time? You're out of your fucking mind.
425
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:33,233
Both of you can get
the fuck out of my room.
426
00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:34,713
Yeah, come on.
427
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:35,757
Let's go.
428
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:36,932
This is no fun.
429
00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,456
We have to build the wall.
430
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:17,016
Where's them girls
with the big butts?
431
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:24,458
Who wants some Molly?
432
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:25,720
Whoo!
433
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:30,420
I said, who wants some Molly?
434
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:52,225
Yo, what the fuck is up
with Young tonight?
435
00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:53,704
I can't feel my face.
436
00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:56,185
I can't feel my face!
437
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,448
I love it!
438
00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:02,104
Yo, that boy is out of a
giraffe pussy. Look at him.
439
00:30:02,148 --> 00:30:05,020
Look at him. He's crazy. Look at the way
his fucking eyes are spinning like...
440
00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,369
Look at those
beady ass eyes.
441
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:07,414
He's going to dilate.
442
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,851
I'm like take him
to the hospital.
443
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,419
- He's fucking dead.
- Man that's your boy, bother.
444
00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:14,377
I'm catching a Uber.
445
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,336
I'm catching an Uber and why the
fuck aren't you staying here tonight?
446
00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,085
There's my boys.
447
00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:28,000
There's my boys right there.
448
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:31,177
Hey, if nobody knows Jamal
Washington is going to jail.
449
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,570
He just fucking put you on, bro.
450
00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:36,835
He got busted with weed and I'm on
Molly right now. And I'm chilling.
451
00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:05,358
Yo, put some hair
on your left beat.
452
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:06,446
Yeah, okay.
453
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,069
Shut this party down now.
454
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:23,724
- What the fuck?
- You have a problem with that, big boy?
455
00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:26,988
No, you don't.
456
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:34,517
This BBOC shit fucking sucks.
457
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,434
All right, let's
get out of here.
458
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:41,481
Hey.
459
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,053
We're crashing the ball game.
This party sucks.
460
00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:49,315
I'm coming too.
461
00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,935
- I thought there were going to be drugs here.
- Yo, man.
462
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,981
Jamal said bring that
bitch to the living room.
463
00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:11,076
Damn, she must have some stuff on that
bikini because that ass is calling me.
464
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:14,862
Hello.
465
00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:17,517
Hey.
466
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,563
- So, what happened to that other girl?
- I told that bitch to beat it.
467
00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:23,653
Oh, yeah? Well, come
in here and beat it.
468
00:33:23,697 --> 00:33:26,004
Call me Barry Bonds.
469
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,884
Damn!
470
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:39,582
- You're going to take of your clothes first?
- Now, it's my turn.
471
00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:42,759
Your turn? Let me
see it. Let me see it.
472
00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:44,587
Oh, look at that.
473
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,244
Yeah, the alarm ass here.
474
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:09,351
Are you fucking kidding
me right now?
475
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:14,269
- Oh!
- Really? With these two bitches?
476
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:16,924
Fuck boy, please.
477
00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,580
All right.
478
00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:38,119
Shut this party down now.
479
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,947
Oh shit!
480
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:43,081
I told Jas this party was
going to get shut down.
481
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:48,912
♪ Can you hear me now? ♪
482
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:50,697
Shit.
483
00:34:51,654 --> 00:34:55,136
♪ Can you hear me now? ♪
484
00:34:55,180 --> 00:35:00,185
♪ Can you, can you, can you? ♪
485
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,274
Yo, Jas, Jas.
486
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,102
What?
487
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,842
What'd I tell you?
488
00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:08,193
That you're an idiot and
you failed summer school.
489
00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,586
No, fuck me.
490
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:13,589
This BBOC party got shut down.
491
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,331
That part. Let me see it.
492
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,336
Shut this party down now!
493
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,599
Oh, my god.
494
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:31,999
- Yo, would you please just talk to me?
- I don't got shit to say.
495
00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,479
- Oh, it's like that?
- Yeah.
496
00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:35,568
Guess my mom
wasn't crazy after all.
497
00:35:35,611 --> 00:35:38,527
Just like you said,
Jamal, it is what it is.
498
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,314
I'm just scared of what
lies ahead for me.
499
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:45,839
You should have been scared when you was
playing with them to ratchet ass bitches.
500
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:49,538
I'm wrong.
501
00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:51,801
I'm just scared.
502
00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,196
Keep thinking I'm going to wake up
and realize this is all a dream.
503
00:35:56,676 --> 00:36:00,027
I don't want to do this right
now, okay? Let's just
504
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,508
go meet everyone
and we'll talk later.
505
00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:04,162
For right now,
506
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,426
stay the fuck out of my face.
507
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:15,695
- Man, this sucks. What do we do now?
- Man.
508
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:18,263
punk-ass police always
hanging sundown parties.
509
00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:21,135
Dude, they took my DJ equipment.
510
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,441
We could play a game.
511
00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:28,969
Have you ever heard
of "Charlie Charlie"?
512
00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:32,799
Play a game? My party's all-over
fucking YouTube for being lame
513
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,496
and you're talking
about playing a game?
514
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:37,151
Kim, it might actually be fun.
515
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,239
Let's hear her out.
516
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,284
I'm down.
517
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,590
Fuck it, let's turn up.
518
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,158
We have nothing
else to do. I'm in.
519
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:50,947
- Guys, where's Brandon?
- Brandon is in the b... I'm going to go find Brandon.
520
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:54,429
You know what?
I'm going to help you.
521
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:05,135
- What are you holding?
- Nothing.
522
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,225
Let me see it.
523
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:21,587
The legend of Charlie is about the
little boy who never went to church
524
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:27,549
and because he never went to church and he
hid from God his sins were never cleansed.
525
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,944
So more and more
as the years went by,
526
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:34,817
he began to be consumed by all his
sins, until one day,
527
00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:37,385
on his 13th birthday
528
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:40,954
his soul was possessed
by all seven of the deadly sins
529
00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:43,261
and he was driven mad forever.
530
00:37:43,826 --> 00:37:48,048
Even after his death, the local
villagers would see signs of Charlie
531
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,311
when the blue house
would summon him.
532
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,314
The legend says he waits
for sinners to summon him
533
00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:58,624
so he can consume their souls
with the poison of their own sin.
534
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:01,540
Oh, I heard about this. It's that
thing that was trending online, right?
535
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:02,976
You guys, it's stupid.
536
00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:04,804
It's like the poor man's
version of a Ouija board.
537
00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:09,069
No, it is a very serious
thing in my country.
538
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:13,639
Wow, and I thought this whole Charlie
Charlie thing was just an Internet hoax.
539
00:38:13,682 --> 00:38:16,903
Apart from a hoax, if you
break the rules of the game,
540
00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:19,601
Charlie will creep into
the souls of all of you.
541
00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,691
Yeah, because Charlie's
totally a demon.
542
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,606
A Mexican demon, right?
543
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,261
How do we play?
544
00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:31,352
Every one of us has a sin that
dominates their personality.
545
00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:37,750
Envy, wrath, greed, sloth,
546
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:43,277
gluttony, lust and pride.
547
00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:46,324
Seven deadly sins.
548
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:50,371
The things we tried to stop ourselves
from doing, but can't seem to control.
549
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:53,679
When the soul of Charlie is
summoned, the challenge begins.
550
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,378
Overcome your sin
or be consumed by it.
551
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:59,685
Okay, what happens
if you overcome it?
552
00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,513
Charlie takes it from you.
553
00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:08,128
His soul bears the weight of it in purgatory
and you're free from that sin forever.
554
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:10,043
- Wow.
- That's cool.
555
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:11,958
Okay. What happens if you don't?
556
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:13,612
You die from it.
557
00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:17,703
Come on, man. That's bullshit.
558
00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:20,880
Of course, it's total
bullshit. But, honestly,
559
00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,665
kind of sounds fun and plus
what else are we going to do?
560
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,145
Hey, I'm not the one
on house arrest.
561
00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:27,277
I can leave whenever
the fuck I want.
562
00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:31,543
Okay, well I want to be free
from all my food cravings.
563
00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:36,112
What's that, gluttony? If I can
get rid of that shit, I'm game.
564
00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:37,287
Let's play.
565
00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:38,637
What are the rules?
566
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,814
Rule number one, you
need seven players to play.
567
00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:43,163
One for every sin.
568
00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,384
I guess that makes sense.
569
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:49,169
Well, there's seven of us,
looks like we have just enough.
570
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:54,130
Eight of us. Guys, I may be
higher than shit, but I'm Asian.
571
00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:55,915
I'm good at math.
There's eight of us here.
572
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,917
No, Young there are seven of us.
573
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,136
You don't fucking count.
Go get us some food.
574
00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:01,050
What do you guys want?
575
00:40:01,094 --> 00:40:02,400
- Fries.
- Sushi!
576
00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:03,836
Chicken.
577
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,838
- Spaghetti.
- Yo, fuck that. Get us Chinese food.
578
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:07,317
Yes!
579
00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:10,190
Hey, that's racist, but I could
go for orange chicken.
580
00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,410
I'll be right back, guys.
581
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:15,848
I'm going to get a whole platter of all orange
chicken, Chow Mein, and fortune cookies.
582
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:18,590
They're going to say,
"Suck on his Chinese nuts."
583
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:21,593
Does this fucker realize
he's not wearing any pants?
584
00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:34,997
Rule number two, you can only
ask yes or no questions.
585
00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:40,394
Rule number three, don't ever drop
the pencils while you're playing.
586
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,353
- How come?
- Oh my god, give me this.
587
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,965
Um, okay rule number three,
588
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:52,493
don't let the pencils hit the ground
cause if they do the game cannot end.
589
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,539
Okay, well what if you
want the game to end?
590
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:57,106
I mean, what if you don't
want to start it at all?
591
00:40:57,150 --> 00:41:00,196
You can only leave the
game if you ask permission.
592
00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:05,506
OMG, guys,
I'm like so freaking scared right now.
593
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:09,075
Ooh, evil spirits. Oh, no!
594
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,772
They're coming
for your ass first.
595
00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:13,819
And they're going to meet me
in your mama's house, bro.
596
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,212
Okay, guys.
597
00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:21,957
Number four, you must always, always,
ask permission to leave the game.
598
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,611
And if you don't?
599
00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:26,135
All right, guys, I don't know
that this is such a good idea.
600
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:28,529
I mean summoning evil spirits
and everything, come on.
601
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,400
Oh my god, Laurie.
Shut the fuck up.
602
00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:32,054
Oh, come on. Let's just play.
603
00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:35,754
We need to hold hands
and I will say this phrase.
604
00:41:40,672 --> 00:41:45,154
"Death is struck
and nature quaking.
605
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:48,375
All creation is awakening.
606
00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:55,556
Whatever heights will appear,
God becomes evil, faith becomes fear."
607
00:41:59,473 --> 00:42:02,084
- What the fuck?
- No way.
608
00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,913
- Did you see that see that?
- See what?
609
00:42:04,957 --> 00:42:07,742
These nuts? Got him.
610
00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:09,918
Come on, the wind blew it.
611
00:42:09,962 --> 00:42:12,181
What wind, bro?
There's no wind in here.
612
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:14,096
Really?
613
00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,230
Jamal, stop.
614
00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:18,274
I'll go first.
615
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:21,103
Charlie, Charlie.
Can you hear me?
616
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:23,410
Charlie, Charlie.
617
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,890
Are you here?
618
00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:26,761
You guys don't really believe
in this shit, are you?
619
00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:29,808
I believe in spirits.
620
00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:32,375
Yeah, and you still believe
in fucking Santa Claus.
621
00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:34,856
Wait, you fucked Santa?
622
00:42:37,293 --> 00:42:38,599
Ho, ho, ho.
623
00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:44,997
It has begun.
624
00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:48,217
Remember, overcome your sin
625
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:50,916
or die from it.
626
00:42:51,394 --> 00:42:52,134
R?
627
00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:55,137
- What the fuck you mean?
- All right, I'm about done with this.
628
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:57,400
Yeah, I second the shit
out of that motion.
629
00:42:57,444 --> 00:43:00,360
Fellas, chill. I got a
yes-or-no question.
630
00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:01,666
Hey, yo, Charlie.
631
00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:04,146
- Do I die tonight?
- Are you fucking kidding me?
632
00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:06,148
- Why the fuck would you ask that?
- Fuck.
633
00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:08,673
Yo, babe, stop being so naive.
634
00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:10,631
The only thing that's
really going on right now
635
00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,981
is we're sitting here talking
to a couple of fucking pencils.
636
00:43:13,025 --> 00:43:17,812
You expect me to be afraid of a ghost
named fucking Charlie? That's a Mexican?
637
00:43:17,856 --> 00:43:19,988
A Mexican ghost?
638
00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:25,124
I mean, come on, really?
639
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:28,997
Maybe if his name was like Carlos or Pablo
and Dirty Sanchez or some shit like that
640
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:31,260
I'd understand, but fucking
Charlie, Charlie?
641
00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:34,568
Yo, call me ghostbusters, bitches,
but I ain't afraid of no ghost.
642
00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:36,831
Boo!
643
00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:41,619
I hate you fucking people.
644
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:43,838
You know what? Fuck this.
645
00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,448
I'm done with this shit.
646
00:43:47,886 --> 00:43:50,410
You have no idea
what you have just done.
647
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:57,069
Five motherfucking years?
648
00:43:57,112 --> 00:43:58,897
- I mean, damn!
- I know.
649
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:01,160
My ass hurts just
thinking about it.
650
00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:02,814
Shut the fuck up, pussy cloud.
651
00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:06,774
Do you guys know
where Jamal's at?
652
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:11,039
Bro, there ain't nothing
I could do about that.
653
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:16,436
But what I can do is make this
weekend worth something.
654
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,613
Oh!
655
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,311
Take a whiff of that shit.
656
00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:23,791
Guys, where's Jamal?
657
00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:28,622
I don't know, they're probably
smoking weed or something.
658
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,627
Ooh, that's hemp.
659
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,804
Okay, I say roll
this shit up, dawg.
660
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,850
I'm gonna go backwards,
bro, it's good.
661
00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:42,723
Do you guys really think
I look like Kim Kardashian?
662
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:44,943
Yeah.
663
00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:50,818
I think Laurie's going to
give me some play, bro.
664
00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:55,693
- What do you think?
- Is she really a virgin?
665
00:44:56,606 --> 00:44:59,609
- I don't know, but hey, Sean, what you think?
- Couldn't do it, dawg.
666
00:44:59,653 --> 00:45:01,394
That bitch is insecure and shit.
667
00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:07,835
Yo, the insecure bitches like
Laurie, them the biggest freaks, though.
668
00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:09,097
Yo, take this.
669
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:26,375
Yo, that shit is some kill
'cause I'm tweaking.
670
00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:28,247
Yo, pass that shit.
671
00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:29,378
I told you.
672
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:31,990
Oh shit.
673
00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:33,774
What's good?
674
00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:36,821
Yo, fellas, I got some
business to tend to.
675
00:45:37,430 --> 00:45:42,087
So, um, I'm gonna see
you two ladies a little later.
676
00:45:43,044 --> 00:45:45,917
Anybody get no buns,
Captain Drydick.
677
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,267
Bang, bang, bang.
678
00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,053
Yo, man, what I'm doing?
679
00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:56,666
Matter of fact, it's
about that time.
680
00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:57,711
Well.
681
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,848
There you go, player.
682
00:46:03,891 --> 00:46:05,371
I'm about to go
upstairs with Kim.
683
00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:08,243
About to make it wobble
wobble and drop it like a sire.
684
00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:09,418
Do your thing.
685
00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:13,988
Lightweight.
686
00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:18,601
Just you and me, beautiful.
687
00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,350
Got your message, girl.
688
00:46:30,352 --> 00:46:31,745
Now, I was wondering when you're gonna
stop playing these games with me.
689
00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,009
What's with the
silent treatment?
690
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,015
Oh, now that's what
I'm talking about.
691
00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:45,977
Oh yeah.
692
00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:06,040
Ow! What the fuck?
693
00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:12,046
Bitch, what the fuck?
694
00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,532
Oh!
695
00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:26,931
Wow.
696
00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:31,065
You really hit like a bitch.
697
00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:38,203
Open the fucking door.
698
00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:40,161
Fuck.
699
00:47:41,293 --> 00:47:43,512
Whoa, whoa,
why are you yelling?
700
00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:45,471
Dude, you're not gonna believe
what the fuck just happened to me.
701
00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:47,125
Yo, you're bleeding.
702
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,040
- What happened?
- Laurie.
703
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:51,172
That bitch fucking
tried to kill me.
704
00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:54,393
What the fuck are you talking about?
She's been with us for like the past hour.
705
00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:57,048
No, she texted me about
meeting her at the pool.
706
00:47:57,091 --> 00:47:59,050
Then that bitch went fucking
crazy and stabbed me.
707
00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:01,574
Okay, dude, you're fucking
high. Show me the text.
708
00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:02,314
Fuck.
709
00:48:05,447 --> 00:48:06,709
What the fuck?
710
00:48:06,753 --> 00:48:08,581
I swear I fucking had it.
711
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:13,760
Brandon, when did you
get here? Oh, is that blood?
712
00:48:13,803 --> 00:48:16,328
Yo, bro, what the fuck
did you do to your arm?
713
00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:18,591
Does this fucking look like
I did this shit to myself?
714
00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,680
Something's not right here, man.
715
00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:21,986
I'm getting something
to clean that up.
716
00:48:22,029 --> 00:48:25,206
Bro, Laurie's been here
with us the entire time.
717
00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,905
That shit we smoked early
got you tweaking, B.
718
00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,081
Wait, are you saying that
I did this to you?
719
00:48:30,124 --> 00:48:31,604
Something is wrong here, bro.
720
00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:33,606
This is serious. Maybe we
get the fuck out of here.
721
00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,913
Dude, just relax.
722
00:48:36,391 --> 00:48:39,133
That's your problem,
you're too relaxed.
723
00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:41,266
Are you guys not fucking
listening to me?
724
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,790
Something is not right here.
725
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,357
We need to get
the fuck out of here.
726
00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:48,273
What the fuck?
727
00:48:48,316 --> 00:48:49,709
- What?
- Rachel.
728
00:48:51,058 --> 00:48:53,060
What? I'm hungry.
729
00:48:55,889 --> 00:48:58,022
You smell good.
730
00:48:58,065 --> 00:49:02,026
Okay, somebody get her away from me before
I have to drop-kick this bitch tonight.
731
00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:04,506
Damn, Jess. Why
are you so hostile?
732
00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:07,814
Okay, you're the last person
that can even say shit to me.
733
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:11,426
Hey, wait, where are you going?
734
00:49:13,385 --> 00:49:16,257
Didn't I tell your ass to step off?
Why don't you go talk to JLo? Fuck you.
735
00:49:17,867 --> 00:49:19,521
You are such an ass, Jamal.
736
00:49:20,348 --> 00:49:21,610
Damn, bro.
737
00:49:21,654 --> 00:49:23,873
Fuck this shit, man.
This is my last weekend.
738
00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:27,094
I'll be damned if I'm living
myself to just one piece of ass.
739
00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:29,662
- You smell me?
- No.
740
00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:31,881
Hating is bad for
your health, shorty.
741
00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:33,013
Whatever.
742
00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,928
Yeah, I'm out of
here, man. Whatever.
743
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,712
This is one fucked-up weekend.
744
00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:38,714
I'm gonna go smoke some more.
745
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,706
Go away, Jamal.
746
00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:15,838
It's me, Rachel.
747
00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:17,014
Can I come in?
748
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,887
I was just wanted to come
in and check in on you.
749
00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:23,411
No. I'm fine, I'm just...
750
00:50:24,195 --> 00:50:25,631
I hate when he
fucking does that.
751
00:50:25,674 --> 00:50:28,112
It makes me so crazy.
Like... look at me.
752
00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:32,899
You know I'm smart, got
a great sense of humor,
753
00:50:32,942 --> 00:50:38,252
I'm loyal and I got a tight ass body,
like, who wouldn't want this? Flawless.
754
00:50:38,992 --> 00:50:40,689
Yes, you are.
755
00:50:41,212 --> 00:50:41,995
You know,
756
00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:47,044
the only thing Jamal cares about is
trying to fuck burrito belly and,
757
00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,176
well, whoever else he
can stick his dick into.
758
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:50,917
It's okay.
759
00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:53,963
Don't give Jamal
another thought.
760
00:51:00,492 --> 00:51:03,016
Just breathe.
761
00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:23,863
Whoa, whoa.
762
00:51:23,906 --> 00:51:26,648
Rachel, what are you doing?
What are you, like, gay or something?
763
00:51:27,301 --> 00:51:29,477
No, silly, I'm not gay.
764
00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:33,133
I'm just hungry.
765
00:51:34,961 --> 00:51:36,441
Goddamn it, Rachel.
766
00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:53,458
- What the fuck girl?
- She attacked me. Look at my fucking leg.
767
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,155
Bitch tried to chew it off.
768
00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:58,289
See? I told y'all some crazy
shit going on here.
769
00:51:58,332 --> 00:51:59,855
Now I'm out of here.
770
00:51:59,899 --> 00:52:01,857
- Yeah, I'm going. Let's go.
- Okay.
771
00:52:06,601 --> 00:52:10,953
Help
me. Please help me.
772
00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:27,187
- Why are you just standing there?
- You can't leave.
773
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,884
You have to finish the game.
774
00:52:28,928 --> 00:52:31,974
Does it look like we want to
play a fucking game right now?
775
00:52:32,018 --> 00:52:33,150
I'm out.
776
00:52:36,457 --> 00:52:39,634
- Come on bro, let's speed out of here, man.
- But I can't open it.
777
00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:41,288
You have to finish the game.
778
00:52:41,332 --> 00:52:43,856
Look, bitch, whatever voodoo-type
shit you're trying to pull,
779
00:52:43,899 --> 00:52:46,075
you better knock
the fuck right now.
780
00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:49,296
- Jess, stop!
- You have to finish the game.
781
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,068
Hello?
782
00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:25,114
♪ Charlie, Charlie, Charlie ♪
783
00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:29,206
♪ Will you play with Charlie? ♪
784
00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:36,996
♪ Ashes, ashes
They all fall down ♪
785
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:45,047
How's that possible?
786
00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:47,354
Go check the fucking
windows, all of them.
787
00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,662
It's not me, it's Charlie.
788
00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:53,404
Okay, enough of this fucking
Charlie bullshit, okay?
789
00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:56,450
Whatever the fuck you put in Rachel's
drink that made her lose her mind
790
00:53:56,494 --> 00:53:58,452
and go all Hannibal
Lecter on us, yeah,
791
00:53:58,496 --> 00:54:01,063
you can bet the police are gonna
fucking hear about this.
792
00:54:01,107 --> 00:54:06,895
So I suggest you go upstairs and pack your
fucking bags and head for the fucking border.
793
00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:08,332
Comprende?
794
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,725
Repent your sins
or die from them.
795
00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:16,078
Can you believe that?
That bitch still won't leave.
796
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:19,908
- Why don't you just call the fucking police?
- That's a good idea.
797
00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:22,650
Hey, do you guys have reception?
798
00:54:23,434 --> 00:54:25,131
No, I got no signal.
799
00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:28,265
No, I know I had
a signal earlier.
800
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:34,140
You know, I'm getting really
sick of this shit, honestly.
801
00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:38,187
I think I left my phone upstairs,
I will be right back, okay?
802
00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:57,206
Fucking disgusting.
803
00:54:58,904 --> 00:55:00,601
Let's call a housekeeper.
804
00:55:08,696 --> 00:55:09,871
What the fuck?
805
00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:26,584
What the fuck?
806
00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:46,821
What the fuck?
807
00:55:48,954 --> 00:55:52,479
Do you enjoy
being this pathetic?
808
00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:54,263
No.
809
00:55:54,307 --> 00:55:56,353
Then why don't you
do something about it?
810
00:55:56,962 --> 00:56:01,445
Let's face it, Laurie, you will
never be as pretty as Kim.
811
00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:03,969
You'll never be
as badass as me.
812
00:56:04,752 --> 00:56:07,364
You're not shapely.
813
00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:09,104
You're not funny.
814
00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:12,151
You're not strong.
815
00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:14,283
You have no talent.
816
00:56:14,327 --> 00:56:16,590
You're barely just getting by.
817
00:56:16,634 --> 00:56:19,376
Do you really want
to live like this?
818
00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:21,813
No.
819
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,336
No?
820
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:29,864
Down, not across.
821
00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:35,783
Charlie's here.
822
00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:38,046
Okay, bitch, we don't need
to hear that right now.
823
00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:41,267
Yo, B, why don't you go upstairs
and see if Laurie found her phone?
824
00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:43,617
Hell no.
825
00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:46,011
- What the fuck you mean no?
- What, you still think Laurie was the one who attacked you?
826
00:56:46,054 --> 00:56:48,230
Oh wait, let me guess,
it was Charlie.
827
00:56:48,274 --> 00:56:50,363
There's no time
for jokes now, Kim.
828
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,756
Shit ain't right.
829
00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:54,323
Man, can you go see if she
found her phone, please?
830
00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:55,629
Go.
831
00:56:55,673 --> 00:56:58,023
All right, man. Geez!
832
00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:20,785
- You can do it.
- I can't.
833
00:57:20,828 --> 00:57:22,787
- I can't.
- Fuck it. I'll do it.
834
00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:27,269
Laurie, it's Brandon.
835
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,142
Are you in there?
836
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,493
Yeah.
837
00:57:33,928 --> 00:57:36,453
- Well, they sent me...
- Sent you what?
838
00:57:37,192 --> 00:57:41,240
They sent me up here to see if you had
found your phone and if you had signal.
839
00:57:43,198 --> 00:57:46,550
Yeah, got my phone.
840
00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:49,727
I haven't checked for a signal yet.
Do you wanna check?
841
00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:54,296
Brandon, is something wrong?
842
00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:59,084
Wrong? Not exactly wrong per se.
843
00:58:09,703 --> 00:58:11,792
You know I always
wanted you, right?
844
00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:17,537
Why didn't you ever make
that move then, huh?
845
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:19,626
You're always with
your cheering squad.
846
00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:23,978
Could never get my turn.
847
00:58:32,465 --> 00:58:34,032
What the hell is going on here?
848
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,642
It's Charlie.
849
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,166
There's definitely
something wrong here.
850
00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:39,994
I agree.
851
00:58:40,038 --> 00:58:42,475
Rachel, who we've all known
since elementary school
852
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,346
just tried chewing off
my fucking leg.
853
00:58:44,869 --> 00:58:48,089
I knew something was wrong the minute
she started drinking and eating chips.
854
00:58:48,133 --> 00:58:51,353
We all know Rachel
never eats chips.
855
00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:53,530
And Brandon claimed
that Laurie tried to kill him.
856
00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,836
None of this shit's
making any sense.
857
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:59,448
Charlie's putting all of you
against the other through the game.
858
00:59:00,058 --> 00:59:01,320
Can't trust nobody.
859
00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:04,671
And we are all locked in this
motherfucker like animals in a cage.
860
00:59:04,715 --> 00:59:06,325
You have to finish the game.
861
00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:10,155
Enough with the game bullshit,
people are dying here.
862
00:59:10,198 --> 00:59:12,287
You have to repent your sins.
863
00:59:12,331 --> 00:59:15,421
Repent? Repent?
All this crazy shit
864
00:59:15,464 --> 00:59:18,467
started happening the minute your
ass walked into my goddamn house.
865
00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:19,556
That's true.
866
00:59:20,469 --> 00:59:22,167
Stay the fuck away
from me, Sara.
867
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,864
I need a smoke.
868
00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:26,693
You guys, what's keeping
Brandon and Laurie?
869
00:59:27,476 --> 00:59:28,956
Let me go check on them.
870
00:59:45,407 --> 00:59:46,408
Brandon.
871
00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:48,062
- What?
- Stop.
872
00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:51,022
- Stop what?
- Stop trying to have sex with me, I'm not ready.
873
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,894
I feel like you're ready to me.
874
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:56,027
- Brandon, I'm serious.
- Me too.
875
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,900
Come on, it's not like
we're gonna do anything.
876
01:00:01,032 --> 01:00:01,598
Okay.
877
01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:09,867
Jamal.
878
01:00:16,308 --> 01:00:17,265
Wait a minute.
879
01:00:17,918 --> 01:00:19,311
Didn't you die?
880
01:00:19,354 --> 01:00:20,965
It's the house, Jamal.
881
01:00:24,055 --> 01:00:26,361
Nothing is as it seems.
882
01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:28,886
None of this is real.
883
01:00:31,018 --> 01:00:32,411
Come with me.
884
01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:35,501
Bitch, where? What about
this Charlie, Charlie shit?
885
01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:39,244
Just a silly game.
886
01:00:40,114 --> 01:00:41,594
So what do you
want to do with me?
887
01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:45,424
Come with me.
888
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:56,827
- What are you doing?
- Quit being a fucking tease.
889
01:00:58,437 --> 01:01:01,570
Stop it! Brandon!
You're hurting me!
890
01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:10,971
Take off your clothes.
891
01:01:11,493 --> 01:01:13,147
I thought I wouldn't get some.
892
01:01:38,172 --> 01:01:40,479
What the fuck, yo?
893
01:01:40,522 --> 01:01:42,002
No, fuck. Let me out!
894
01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:49,401
Help!
895
01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:53,013
Please let me out!
896
01:01:55,929 --> 01:02:00,368
Ugh! What is that
god-awful smell?
897
01:02:00,412 --> 01:02:02,849
Smells like burnt flesh.
898
01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:05,504
Oh my god, Laurie.
899
01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:07,332
What happened?
900
01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:11,815
You're all so fucking fake.
901
01:02:14,382 --> 01:02:19,039
The designer clothes,
expensive purses.
902
01:02:21,476 --> 01:02:23,783
You don't care about me.
903
01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:25,089
We do care.
904
01:02:26,090 --> 01:02:27,439
Jasmine.
905
01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:33,401
You told me that
I was weak and that
906
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:35,839
I was pathetic
907
01:02:36,578 --> 01:02:40,408
and then you gave me a knife
to cut my own fucking wrist.
908
01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:45,587
None of that
ever happened, Laurie.
909
01:02:45,631 --> 01:02:46,763
I love you.
910
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:50,679
Laurie, we all love you.
You know that. You know we care.
911
01:02:50,723 --> 01:02:52,116
Bullshit!
912
01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:56,816
BBOC is all you care about,
bad bitches of Cally.
913
01:02:56,860 --> 01:03:00,733
And the only reason that you
included me in your group right?
914
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:05,259
Was so that I could do your
work, and you could cheat off me.
915
01:03:06,565 --> 01:03:09,829
Because you're both
so fucking brain dead.
916
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:13,528
Okay, none of what you're
saying is making any sense.
917
01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:15,400
And Brandon.
918
01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,797
He raped me!
919
01:03:23,016 --> 01:03:25,323
You knew I was a virgin, right?
920
01:03:28,456 --> 01:03:30,763
He took that from me.
921
01:03:32,591 --> 01:03:34,854
I feel stupid.
922
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,945
So fucking stupid.
923
01:03:43,384 --> 01:03:45,169
Okay, Laurie, just....
924
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:49,913
Laurie. Laurie. Laurie, no! No!
925
01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:52,698
- Oh my god!
- Jas, cover it!
926
01:03:56,702 --> 01:03:58,225
Oh my God.
927
01:03:58,269 --> 01:03:59,531
Tell me I'm pretty.
928
01:03:59,574 --> 01:04:01,359
You are. You're beautiful.
929
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:05,015
Yeah, you are.
930
01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:07,582
Oh my God.
931
01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:10,934
Laurie. Laurie.
932
01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:15,590
Oh! Oh my God.
933
01:04:30,823 --> 01:04:31,998
Oh my God.
934
01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:34,522
Is she dead?
935
01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:37,395
You have to finish the game.
936
01:04:39,788 --> 01:04:41,878
We're getting taken
over by our sins.
937
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,838
- If we don't finish this, we'll never be able to...
- Repent.
938
01:04:46,491 --> 01:04:48,188
Fuck your stupid game!
939
01:04:48,232 --> 01:04:49,886
I'm going to look for Jamal.
940
01:05:03,812 --> 01:05:05,292
Jamal's dead.
941
01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:05,902
What?
942
01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:08,034
How?
943
01:05:08,078 --> 01:05:10,384
He burnt up in the sauna.
944
01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:14,998
Where'd that fucking
gun come from?
945
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,782
My mom keeps it
under her pillow.
946
01:05:18,697 --> 01:05:21,830
Thought you said the room upstairs
with the sauna had no electricity.
947
01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:23,702
It doesn't.
948
01:05:23,745 --> 01:05:27,880
Okay, well if anyone of you comes near
me, I will fucking kill you.
949
01:05:28,359 --> 01:05:30,274
We have to move now.
950
01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:32,058
You're all running out of time.
951
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:37,585
We have to finish the game.
952
01:05:48,292 --> 01:05:50,337
So how are you doing it, huh?
953
01:05:50,381 --> 01:05:51,991
Invisible strings?
954
01:05:52,818 --> 01:05:53,950
Magnets?
955
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:57,170
Tell me.
956
01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:58,998
I don't think it's a trick.
957
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:01,566
No, that's what she
wants you to think.
958
01:06:01,609 --> 01:06:05,004
She wants you to buy in all
this Charlie Charlie bullshit.
959
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:08,399
You need to wake up to the reality
of what's happening right now.
960
01:06:08,442 --> 01:06:10,488
More of us will
die if you don't.
961
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,405
What were the rules again?
962
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:16,885
Yes or no questions.
963
01:06:16,929 --> 01:06:18,800
Don't ever drop the pencils.
964
01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:21,629
You need permission to leave.
965
01:06:21,673 --> 01:06:24,328
Well we already broke one.
You can thank Laurie for that.
966
01:06:24,371 --> 01:06:26,895
Yeah, except she's dead.
967
01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:29,028
So we can't.
968
01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:30,812
We have to play the game.
969
01:06:30,856 --> 01:06:33,250
Okay? We have to play the game.
970
01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:34,207
Whoa.
971
01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:35,817
Did you just see that?
972
01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:37,732
What?
973
01:06:37,776 --> 01:06:39,343
Something just ran by.
974
01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:42,476
We're running out of time.
975
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,218
Look, I'm not playing
this shit again.
976
01:06:45,262 --> 01:06:47,960
That's what caused this
crazy shit in the first place.
977
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,528
Enough of this bullshit.
We're doing this.
978
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:54,010
I'd rather die.
979
01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:55,663
That's on you then.
980
01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:09,155
I'm in.
981
01:07:09,199 --> 01:07:10,156
Me, too.
982
01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:18,164
Death is struck, and nature
quaking, all creation is awaking,
983
01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:21,602
whatever hides will appear.
984
01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:23,691
Good becomes evil.
985
01:07:23,735 --> 01:07:25,606
Fuck this shit!
986
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,652
Faith becomes fear.
987
01:07:27,695 --> 01:07:30,046
God, I'm done with
this stupid ass game!
988
01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:36,443
We have to finish the game.
989
01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:41,100
That bitch is fucking crazy.
990
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,233
I saw something.
991
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:48,064
Sean?
992
01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:52,981
I'm not fucking crazy.
993
01:07:59,771 --> 01:08:02,078
Okay, Sean, this
is so not funny.
994
01:08:27,581 --> 01:08:28,713
Oh my God!
995
01:08:36,024 --> 01:08:37,374
Time to pop a cap.
996
01:08:39,419 --> 01:08:41,204
Let's go purge on this bitch.
997
01:08:41,247 --> 01:08:44,337
Jas, the bitch dies
tonight, got it?
998
01:08:45,295 --> 01:08:46,470
You have
to finish the game.
999
01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:47,949
Bitch!
1000
01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:55,609
Did you hear that?
1001
01:09:23,289 --> 01:09:25,422
- What is that?
- I don't know.
1002
01:09:30,078 --> 01:09:31,515
I'll check it out.
1003
01:09:42,569 --> 01:09:44,745
It's just your supply closet.
1004
01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:45,964
Jas!
1005
01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:31,531
You still don't get it.
1006
01:10:32,706 --> 01:10:34,230
You don't understand.
1007
01:10:37,015 --> 01:10:39,713
No, bitch, you don't understand.
1008
01:10:39,757 --> 01:10:42,281
You should
have listened to her.
1009
01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:43,891
Well played.
1010
01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:46,067
Who the fuck are you?
1011
01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,634
Charlie, Charlie, bitch.
1012
01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:49,767
Alive and well.
1013
01:10:50,942 --> 01:10:52,378
Actually dead and well.
1014
01:10:52,422 --> 01:10:53,814
You get the point.
1015
01:10:55,599 --> 01:10:56,513
Poor Sara.
1016
01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:59,777
The only one to ever
escape the game alive.
1017
01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:02,301
She was actually
here to help you.
1018
01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:06,784
But you guys didn't listen and now
she's dead because of you guys' sins.
1019
01:11:07,611 --> 01:11:09,221
Life's a bitch, isn't it?
1020
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:10,309
No.
1021
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,006
She was trying to kill us.
1022
01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:15,793
No, she was trying to warn you.
1023
01:11:15,836 --> 01:11:17,795
Oh God, where did you go?
1024
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:20,276
Come find me.
1025
01:11:24,976 --> 01:11:26,804
Kim? Is that you?
1026
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:30,503
No.
1027
01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:34,551
But it's time for you to get
reunited with some old friends.
1028
01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:43,951
What's wrong, Jas?
1029
01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:49,696
Not happy to see me?
1030
01:11:51,089 --> 01:11:52,656
None of you are real.
1031
01:11:52,699 --> 01:11:53,831
None of this is real.
1032
01:11:54,571 --> 01:11:56,094
We are real, Jasmine.
1033
01:11:56,137 --> 01:11:57,748
As real as it gets.
1034
01:11:58,357 --> 01:11:59,924
And I'm still hungry.
1035
01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:02,056
Get away from me.
1036
01:12:02,927 --> 01:12:05,495
No! No! Help me!
1037
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:09,847
One more to go.
1038
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:31,608
Fuck.
1039
01:13:21,745 --> 01:13:23,442
Oh...
1040
01:13:24,443 --> 01:13:26,837
Where's she? What did
you do with Jasmine?
1041
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,361
Oh, she stopped
1042
01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:33,147
to catch up with some
old friends.
1043
01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:36,673
You sick twisted freak.
1044
01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,239
Kim,
1045
01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:41,591
do you ever wonder why
your dad abandoned you?
1046
01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:48,424
You don't know shit about my father
and I know he'd never abandoned me.
1047
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,035
He's not in an institution.
1048
01:13:51,514 --> 01:13:53,124
He died five years ago.
1049
01:13:54,038 --> 01:13:56,388
Remember the last night you
ever spoke to him?
1050
01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:58,738
They say he died,
he'd escaped at night.
1051
01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:03,351
But we both know better, huh.
1052
01:14:06,877 --> 01:14:08,269
Go to hell, Charlie.
1053
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,403
Home sweet home.
1054
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:12,752
Let's play the game.
1055
01:14:38,343 --> 01:14:40,258
Tic, toc...
1056
01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:44,305
Kim.
1057
01:14:46,264 --> 01:14:50,181
Oh, your poor daddy.
1058
01:14:52,879 --> 01:14:55,273
Had so much fun killing him.
1059
01:14:57,405 --> 01:14:58,406
Kim.
1060
01:15:01,061 --> 01:15:02,759
What about the
love of your life?
1061
01:15:03,455 --> 01:15:04,935
What about Jamal?
1062
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:09,853
He burned so good.
1063
01:15:11,332 --> 01:15:14,510
Oh, oh, and Laurie.
1064
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,296
The coward didn't
wait for me to kill her.
1065
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:23,214
To cut her throat open, huh?
1066
01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:25,521
You're closer, Kim.
1067
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,088
Oh, Jasmine.
1068
01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:31,701
She tasted so good.
1069
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:40,884
You can stop evil
where the lines cross.
1070
01:15:40,927 --> 01:15:42,538
Where the lines cross!
1071
01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:45,671
You can only stop evil
where the lines cross!
1072
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,805
You can only defeat evil
where the lines cross!
1073
01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:50,546
Where the lines cross!
1074
01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:52,156
Where the lines cross!
1075
01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:53,766
You can only defeat evil
where the lines cross!
1076
01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:56,247
Where the lines cross,
what does that even mean?
1077
01:15:58,336 --> 01:15:59,685
Over here, Kim.
1078
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,123
Let's play the game.
1079
01:16:04,908 --> 01:16:06,474
Kim.
1080
01:16:08,651 --> 01:16:10,435
We're all waiting for you.
1081
01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:16,484
Are you excited?
1082
01:16:20,924 --> 01:16:22,316
Come play with me.
1083
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,972
I feel alone.
1084
01:16:28,061 --> 01:16:29,802
Let's play together.
1085
01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:34,633
I'm sorry, you're going to have
to end up like everybody else.
1086
01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:37,549
Come here, Kim.
1087
01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:40,073
I'm waiting.
1088
01:16:43,076 --> 01:16:44,817
Let's be alone.
1089
01:17:02,835 --> 01:17:03,967
Wait.
1090
01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:09,755
Oh, my God.
1091
01:17:12,497 --> 01:17:15,065
We played with two pencils.
1092
01:17:20,070 --> 01:17:20,984
Dad.
1093
01:17:23,334 --> 01:17:26,380
Daddy, I remember the
words you taught me.
1094
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,518
First John 4:4.
1095
01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:42,919
"Ye are of God, little children,
and have overcome them:
1096
01:17:44,224 --> 01:17:49,969
because greater is he that is in
you than he that is in the world."
1097
01:17:57,020 --> 01:17:58,848
One more, dad.
1098
01:18:00,414 --> 01:18:02,373
What am I? What am I?
1099
01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:16,735
Through the blood of Jesus Christ I am
redeemed out of the hand of the devil
1100
01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,737
and all my sins are forgiven.
1101
01:18:24,569 --> 01:18:29,139
The blood of Jesus Christ is
cleansing me from all of my sins.
1102
01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:37,669
Father in Heaven,
1103
01:18:40,367 --> 01:18:43,762
in the name of Jesus I believe
that Jesus died on the cross
1104
01:18:43,806 --> 01:18:46,678
for my sins and rose
again from the dead.
1105
01:18:48,158 --> 01:18:51,378
I confess all my
sins and repent.
1106
01:18:51,422 --> 01:18:53,946
I forgive everyone
who has ever hurt me.
1107
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:57,733
I transfer all pain,
abandonment, betrayal
1108
01:18:59,038 --> 01:19:00,170
and abuse
1109
01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:03,347
to the cross of Jesus Christ.
1110
01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:06,480
Father, please forgive
me for my sins.
1111
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,701
Found you.
1112
01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,138
Game over, bitch.
1113
01:19:12,182 --> 01:19:15,315
I am justified and made righteous
just as if I had never sinned.
1114
01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:17,535
I'm set apart for God.
1115
01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:19,363
God doesn't play this game.
1116
01:19:19,406 --> 01:19:20,756
He's too busy.
1117
01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:22,758
I believe he's gonna
meet me in heaven.
1118
01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:25,195
A pathetic game.
1119
01:19:26,674 --> 01:19:28,459
Let's have some
real fun.
1120
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:30,374
Ugh!
1121
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:37,642
My body is a temple for the Holy Spirit, redeemed
and cleansed by the blood of Jesus Christ,
1122
01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:42,560
body, soul and spirit.
1123
01:19:43,126 --> 01:19:44,780
I belong to Jesus now.
1124
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,450
You can only defeat evil
where the lines cross.
1125
01:20:44,013 --> 01:20:46,450
No, no, no. No.
1126
01:21:49,382 --> 01:21:50,514
Are you okay?
1127
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,521
Young, I'm telling you
it's not gonna open.
1128
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:01,873
We tried that earlier.
That did not work.
1129
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,744
Look, you're... you're safe now.
1130
01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:05,572
Everything's gonna be okay.
1131
01:22:05,616 --> 01:22:10,403
No, it's not. Laurie is dead,
Jamal is dead. They are all dead.
1132
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:13,058
Okay.
1133
01:22:13,102 --> 01:22:16,279
Don't go back in.
Please, don't go back.
1134
01:22:16,322 --> 01:22:19,804
I'm gonna go back and check
to see if anybody's still alive.
1135
01:22:21,023 --> 01:22:24,461
- Hey, hey...
- No, Young, we can just leave right now.
1136
01:22:25,027 --> 01:22:26,593
I've got this under control.
1137
01:22:27,551 --> 01:22:29,335
Young's got this.
1138
01:23:12,030 --> 01:23:16,034
Know what? Fuck this,
I'm done with this shit.
1139
01:23:16,078 --> 01:23:18,906
You have no idea
what you have just done.
1140
01:23:18,950 --> 01:23:20,560
Kill that one for me.
1141
01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:23,302
Help!
1142
01:23:25,174 --> 01:23:26,305
Please let me out!
1143
01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:32,442
Shit!
1144
01:23:33,486 --> 01:23:34,879
Should have listened
to her, bro.
1145
01:23:35,401 --> 01:23:37,012
You see my point?