Thank you. Yes.
It's her favorite.
Trust me.
That's my favorite.
Hot chocolate.
Me too.
Who are you?
I…
Who. Are. You?
Okay, stall for time, stall for…
What the heck is that? I have voice over?
She's looking at me, say something, Claire!
Life is like a sandwich.
God, dude!
I want to know who you are and what you're doing here!
Gosh, you are really pretty.
Not like normal pretty, like scary pretty.
I, I'm, I'm a fixer.
I'm a fixer. When things go wrong, I fix them.
Ji-won.
How do you know my name?
I know more than your name. I know you're 31 and you live alone.
I know you're a detective obsessed with taking down Hyun.
I know you would never shoot an unarmed woman.
I know you're here looking for a briefcase you're not going to find,
and I know you kissed Joon Park with your big puffy lady lips.
You're coming with me.
What? No, no, no, no. I have to find Joon.
And I'm 29.
She's 31.
Hi...
I never expected much out of you.
Your mother said--
My mother?
As the firstborn son,
you should be the one I expect things from.
But there was always something wrong with you.
I was too busy building this…
This empire for us so that we wouldn't have to be slaves to those bloodsuckers.
Maybe I didn't raise you right.
Perhaps it's my fault.
Do you hate your family?
What?
No.
Then, why?
Why, what?
Why would you frame your brother for a crime he would never commit?
And put our entire species in jeopardy, you stupid child!
Stupid child?
You were…
always jealous of your brother.
Who?
Your brother.
He was about to marry the daughter of the head of the vampires.
The man you murdered in that parking lot!
I'm sorry, but…
there's obviously been some sort of mistake.
I'm Joon. Joon Park.
You will pay for what you've done.
The marriage would have cemented the peace between our kinds for centuries to come!
I should…
exile you from our clan.
I'm not supposed to be here.
I really need to go find Claire.
No! You will not be going anywhere…
until you apologize.
To your brother.
You want to make things easy for us, right?
That briefcase…
why do you have it?
LONELY? DON'T BE! LEARN HOW TO WIN HER. TONIGHT AND FOREVER.
I appreciate you all taking the time out of your busy schedules to join me tonight.
Look around the room.
None of you know each other.
But you have one very important thing in common.
It could be hard to hear.
None of you are going to get the girl.
What's her name?
- What, me? - Yes.
No, I don't have a girlfriend.
I know you don't.
That's the point.
Anyway, what's her name?
It's just…
Well, I mean, there is this one girl, Kyung-sook.
Do you love Kyung-sook?
And…
does Kyung-sook love you back?
No!
She only loves Woo-jin.
She only loves that bastard.
Let's have a little round of applause.
It takes guts to talk about this.
What about you?
I mean… Jung-in.
I do everything for her, but she never notices.
What a bad person.
Next.
Her name is Ji-yu.
She plays with my heart, that jerk.
I want to know what this little thing was doing in that apartment!
Yeah, that's it!
I know the guy that lives there.
Claire?
Are you Joon Park's girlfriend?
- It's complicated. - He doesn't have a girlfriend.
Then, where is Joon Park?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
What the heck?
It worked. It worked!
Claire's back. And if Claire's back…
that means I can help.
Okay, I need to find Claire and we need to stop Seth.
Brother! Just tell me, is it true?
What happened?
The last thing I remember was fighting with Mr. Moon.
But I killed him?
I don't remember that.
And why did they find you with his body?
This is too weird.
I'm not your brother.
I'm not his son.
And I don't belong here.
Yesterday, I was an undercover cop.
I don't care what you've done.
I know it must have been to protect me.
I don't care about the past.
All that matters is that you've returned.
You got to be kidding me.
Wait.
- Why? - Are you…
taller than me?
Take off your shirt.
What?
Just take it off.
Brother…
you know I'd do anything for you.
No questions.
And you speak Chinese.
You're the leading man.
Which means…
I'm not the leading man.
Out of my way.
How do I get out of here?
Brother, take my car.
Okay, Claire's back, which is great.
But where's Joon? Why aren't they together?
What's going on?
What's happening?
All I want is a little magic in my boring life.
What?! Where are all your facilitators?
Where the heck are they?
And then you send Joon into deep cover, right?
But you weren't the only person who knew he was an undercover cop, right?
But Ji-won was just starting to figure that out
because she might be attracted to bad boys but she's not attracted to bad guys.
Leading lady, duh! Right?
But then Ji-won sings and Joon's like whoa!
And then they go to steal a briefcase and it's like pssh!
Right?
How could you know all of this?
Obsessive fandom?
Ah, Ji-won!
You told me the last thing Joon Park said before vanishing was "Claire Duncan."
What was it exactly?
Was it, "I love Claire Duncan"?
Really?
And now, I meet a young woman named Claire Duncan.
I don't believe this is a coincidence.
He told you he loves me?
I don't like it.
She could be one of Hyun's people.
No, I'm not at all.
Lock this little creature up and send me back in.
I can bring down Hyun myself!
No, not on your own.
Captain!
Ms. Duncan, you've shown a level of determination and knowledge
I've never seen from someone as seemingly untrained as you before.
I wouldn't normally do this…
but I don't have a lot of options.
You need to help us.
No, no, I really can't do that.
Thank you. No, I'm not supposed to be part of the dra-- operation.
Ji-won will be with you every step of the way.
You don't need to worry.
Anyway, thank you.
Ca… Cap--
So you're the one who found my briefcase?
Yes.
Guess so.
Or are you the one who stole my briefcase?
No, that was…
That was Joon Park.
So you know Joon Park?
No. I mean, barely?
Thanks.
And where is Joon Park now?
I have no idea.
I was with this girl…
Who, well… I'm pretty sure we're like a thing now
because we kissed and it was awesome!
And then Joon was there.
And so now I'm like,
"Excuse me, who's this guy?" And I wanted to--
Sorry.
I'm still trying to figure out…
whether you're worthwhile or worthless to me.
Well, I should probably be getting back home anyway, so…
How do you fancy a little game?
I confessed with my whole heart.
But that's when she told me she'd always think of me as…
a-- a brother.
I know.
It's ok. It's ok.
Gentlemen.
that took guts, you know, took courage, took cajones.
When I look out at all of you,
I don't see a group of losers.
I see men who just haven't been given their shot.
You've been living in a world where the deck has been stacked against you.
It's not always going to be that way.
I have a vision for this place.
A world of equality
because you all deserve a story.
No longer will the firmness of your abs determine the happiness in your hearts.
Now, who's with me?
Yes! Now, give each other a round of applause.
This is beautiful! Together!
Give yourself a round of applause!
We'll do this together!
I feel like there's some tension here.
Whether I like you or not doesn't actually matter.
Just keep your head down and do your job.
You're about to go undercover with the most dangerous gangster in the country.
But as far as I can tell, you have no talent for anything.
You're not even a good liar.
I'm a great liar.
Lie.
If you get caught and tortured,
I bet you'd spill my name after about thirty seconds.
I'm sorry, torture?
Hyun kills for fun.
He's smart and demented.
So get this straight.
I don't like you!
But I'm gonna keep you alive because that's the only way I stay alive.
That means when I say "jump", you say-
"How high?"
Wrong.
When I say, "jump", you say nothing. And you jump.
Good line.
Claire!
Joon! That won't work!
Down here!
I'm Sam. We need to talk.
Come down quickly.
What? You…
Hurry!
Only one point.
If you win, you live. Pretty simple, right?
I thought these shows were usually all about love.
Or we can just kill you now?
Ping pong it is.
You sure you don't just want to…
Okay.
According to the rules we just made,
it would seem you lost the point and your life.
Right?
But what sort of gangster would I be if I always followed the rules?
I'd be a model citizen. Right?
Congratulations!
You just won a place in our family.
You start tomorrow.
Here's your Jinro soju.
Let me get this straight. You changed the laws of Dramaworld?
Adjusted, not changed.
See, it didn't seem fair.
You and Claire are in love, and then, poof!
She's gone and you can't remember her.
You guys belong together… so I put in a little adjustment.
I thought there would be a second season of "Taste of Love."
And you guys would, I don't know, open a restaurant?
Where is Claire now?
She's in your other drama.
With- she's with Ji-won.
What about Seth?
Seth?
Yeah, he's back in Dramaworld, too.
What?
Why was that not the first thing you said?
Why does everybody keep saying that?!
Here.
What's this?
I don't know. It was here when I moved in.
I felt strange about throwing it out.
Do you love him?
Who?
Joon Park.
I barely know him.
He's handsome, but he's arrogant.
Though it's pretty obvious he's interested in me.
Oh, is he?
He exploded when he kissed me--
OK, thank you.
Get some rest. Tomorrow is going to be a long day.
Oh, he exploded when he kissed me.
Well, our kiss saved the world. So…
This is bad. This is very, very bad.
Kid. Stop. Sit down.
We stopped Seth before.
We can stop him again.
I'm not a kid, and he's way smarter than you.
Hey, I can speak six lang--
Seth knows the rules.
He'll see that they're changing, and he'll know why.
He'll be looking for this.
It's just a book.
No, stupid!
Would everyone stop calling me stupid?
What do you mean, everyone calling you stupid?
My weretiger father in this new drama.
Claire was really condescending about an ice cream sandwich.
Then there's this Evan guy…
Weretiger?
I'm not even the leading man in my own drama.
I think we need to check something.
So like I said about Seth being smarter than you.
You're kind of pissing me off.
On a scale of one to ten,
how close to weretiger are you right now?
Six.
This book doesn't just lay out the rules of Dramaworld.
It is Dramaworld itself.
If Seth gets a hold of it, with a few strokes of a pen,
he could destroy everything this place stands for.
Seven.
Seth could play any role he wants.
He could make actions without consequences.
He could turn leading men into villains and leading ladies into slaves.
Eight.
And we both know he'd save the worst of it for Claire.
Nine.
He could make her fall in love with whoever he wanted.
And if he wanted to…
he could even destroy love.
If he touches a single hair on Claire's little red head--
Good, that's right. It's all for Claire.
Law number two, leading men. I think you still have it in you.
I better get going!
Here's your Jinro soj--