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“羅根”

2
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去你的金鋼狼

3
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首先，他學我走限制級路線

4
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然後那衰毛還加碼搞死自己

5
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不要臉

6
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阿狼，你猜怎麼著？

7
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這集我也要死翹翹

8
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“香港”

9
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想明白我為何躺在好幾桶

10
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高純度燃料上睡懶覺

11
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我得帶你回顧六週前的事

12
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我走向國際化，幹掉一狗票殺人犯

13
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匪徒和窮凶極惡的敗類

14
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沒人敢動那些傢伙，除了我

15
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我要對他們上下其手

16
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我是蓋兒，就愛你穿得閃亮亮

17
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凸顯你這人口販子的眼神

18
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“不管對方付多少錢，我給你雙倍”

19
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我不說廣東話，這位…

20
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別想叫我念，但我國中學過西班牙文

21
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“圖書館在哪裡？”

22
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翻譯後的意思就是…

23
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少跟我談條件，廢渣

24
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給我一杯蔓越莓葡萄柚伏特加

25
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我知道那款調酒叫海風，別逼我說

26
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放音樂，桃莉

27
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持槍匪徒，請把手交出來

28
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“小義大利”

29
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別鑽進棺材

30
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“東京”

31
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天啊，暫停

32
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卡，血噴進我的眼睛

33
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超噁爛

34
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靠

35
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童子雞凱文？

36
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“比洛克西市”

37
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不愛金絲貓？

38
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我環遊世界回到老家，來找這位瑟基

39
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“甜蜜的家”

40
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我們待會處理他，我知道你在想什麼

41
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“幸好我把孩子留在家裡”

42
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但你錯了

43
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臨時保母正在你家嗑藥瞎嗨

44
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還有信不信由你，死侍2是家庭電影

45
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真心不騙

46
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每部好的家庭電影都以殘忍謀殺開頭

47
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小鹿斑比、獅子王、奪魂鋸7

48
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你看到沒有，那傢伙發爐了

49
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那不是電腦特效，他真的著火了

50
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你知道我收錢幹掉壞人

51
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但這傢伙是數一數二的壞

52
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快開門，一起殺了這隻雜種

53
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好噁

54
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避難密室？別鬧了

55
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你出來好嗎？

56
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我趕著和女友慶祝週年

57
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我總聽別人說“我自信不足”

58
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聽好，自信要靠你自己創造

59
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你隨時都能生出自信

60
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自信就是你內在的力量

61
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一種確定能成功的感覺

62
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發動車子，阿杜

63
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媽的快開車

64
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我挫屎了

65
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挫的可能是我

66
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你完成任務了？

67
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以前總統的標準，算是吧

68
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雜碎別想永遠躲在避難密室

69
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死侍，你的人生真嗨

70
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阿杜，人生無常，誰能預料？

71
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人家把我跟耶穌相提並論呢

72
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受難記冠軍，我老二

73
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至少北美票房是這樣

74
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海外票房我們贏，外面沒人信教

75
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我也想要超嗨人生，阿侍

76
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開計程車不好玩

77
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我想充實…　-口袋？

78
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你愛嗑哪一種？古柯小鹼鹼？

79
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不上網買鞋就硬不起來？

80
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我沒有最後的症頭，說給我聽，哥們

81
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我本來想說“充實心靈”

82
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我想有個歸屬，就像你，侍大

83
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阿杜

84
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你不斷給我驚喜

85
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你的內心深處非同凡響

86
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我們都需要歸屬感與真正的家庭感

87
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找到自己的位置　-我想當職業殺手

88
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抱歉，你說什麼？

89
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記得我綁架情敵班度還暴力威脅他？

90
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你是殺了他吧

91
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記得有部電影叫夜訪吸血鬼？

92
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不想記得

93
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阿湯哥讓十歲的克絲汀鄧斯特

94
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第一次吸血

95
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她看著他的帥臉，然後說

96
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“我還要”

97
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想想那畫面，十歲的克絲汀鄧斯特

98
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鬼才要想那畫面

99
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我希望這話題馬上結束，永遠別再提

100
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到了

101
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你是我的阿湯哥

102
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你是我的剋死定鄧斯特

103
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剋死定？克絲汀？

104
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抱歉，我遲到了

105
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有一群行動不便的孩子困在樹上

106
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我不得不…

107
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沒錯，我對付一名披風猛男

108
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但我們發現他母親也叫瑪莎

109
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不

110
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塞車？

111
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吻我證明你想我，小紅帽

112
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過來

113
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我去沖澡，脫掉這身服裝

114
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你不要驚喜禮物？

115
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我像有耐心的燒傷患者嗎？

116
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我也有禮物給你

117
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週年快樂，寶貝

118
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快打開

119
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擲球代幣

120
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我們的初次約會

121
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對

122
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真材實料的高級鉛製品

123
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我會永遠收著

124
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謝謝你，寶貝

125
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換你開　-好

126
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這是我看過最美的東西

127
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我不知道這是什麼

128
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我的IUD

129
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炸彈？

130
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不，低能，是我拿下的避孕器

131
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你是說…

132
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寶寶工廠開張囉

133
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天啊

134
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天啊，我想要男生

135
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或是女生，兩種都好

136
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而且孩子只要單名

137
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像雪兒或陶德

138
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你得先讓我懷上孩子

139
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我願意

140
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先看A片再激烈碰撞

141
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說幹就幹

142
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爸爸

143
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聽得見我嗎？

144
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爸爸，看得見我嗎？

145
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你不覺得這歌挺耳熟？

146
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梅

147
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男的就叫康納，女的叫梅

148
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好怪，我本來一直覺得家庭是狗屁

149
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我的爛老爸拋棄家人

150
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我八成也當不了兒子陶德的好榜樣

151
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看著我

152
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你不是你爸

153
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而且

154
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我絕對不會把我們孩子取名為陶德

155
00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:52,519
但不都是這樣的嗎？

156
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:56,774
像星際大戰，男人注定變成他老爸

157
00:10:57,283 --> 00:11:00,410
然後跟妹妹合意性交

158
00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:03,030
你對那電影有很大的誤解

159
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,040
我確定路克上了她

160
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是帝國大反擊啦

161
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,996
重點是，孩子…

162
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孩子是個機會，讓我們變得更好

163
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比以前還要好

164
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,173
你比我看起來聰明好多

165
00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,467
我要做甜點

166
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:27,054
你去拿假屌，我們來生個超級寶寶

167
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,474
我確定不是這樣做，但可以試試

168
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:35,187
叫凱莉絲朵好嗎？凱子的凱

169
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,147
風塵味太重

170
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凱文，凱子的凱

171
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,026
不，一樣風塵味

172
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厄爾

173
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叫厄爾的話鐵定會坐牢

174
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不然布魯斯？

175
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不

176
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趴下

177
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什麼？

178
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寶貝？寶貝？

179
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,200
我沒事

180
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:33,370
幸好我不必用上起司抹刀

181
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拜託

182
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拜託，拜託

183
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,382
寶貝，對不起

184
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不

185
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,489
“出品：等一下！”

186
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:24,249
“製片：你殺了她？”

187
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:29,504
“發行：搞屁啊？”

188
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:37,512
“共同合作：我不懂”

189
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,810
“主演：不愛別人來搶鏡頭的傢伙”

190
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:55,030
“編劇：真正的惡棍”

191
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:09,670
“攝影：盲婦愛兒”

192
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:18,095
“導演：捍衛任務的殺狗兇手”

193
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,440
爸爸，聽得見我嗎？

194
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,827
也有人覺得冰雪奇緣的雪人歌旋律

195
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,365
很像電影楊朵的“爸，聽見我嗎”？

196
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,952
爸爸，聽得見我嗎？

197
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,047
居然沒人明白這點

198
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,792
回家吧，你在這裡三天了

199
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,385
你的味道好像某人在美國內戰

200
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,012
的壞死傷口上拉屎

201
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,264
不但不截肢，居然還加屎？

202
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,633
完全沒道理

203
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,385
我愛冰雪奇緣

204
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,938
我愛她，像海愛水一樣深

205
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,314
海就是水

206
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:08,186
重點是，我真的喜歡她

207
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,732
喬治麥可唱得對，我不會再跳舞，靠

208
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,358
喬治也掛了

209
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,361
至少鮑伊還在

210
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:20,574
對，鮑伊還在

211
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,159
很抱歉

212
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,711
千杯再千杯也改變不了事實

213
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,213
你在小便嗎？

214
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,007
你這分明是小便的表情

215
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,793
他在小便？　-交給我

216
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,302
很好，阿杜

217
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,263
如果你想當職業殺手

218
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,848
在練槍之前要先練好拖把

219
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,351
我不懂這兩者的關聯

220
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,846
兩者都有握把，少煩我

221
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,398
韋德，回家吧

222
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,976
我沒有家，黃鼠狼，我…

223
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,653
我沒事

224
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,614
沒事　-你知道什麼叫“沒事”？

225
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:57,152
沒救了、沒自信、難過、感情用事

226
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,820
根據…

227
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,323
心靈雞湯　-對

228
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,416
根據心靈雞湯

229
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,210
否認只是傷痛的五階段之一

230
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天啊，巴克

231
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,707
你的臺詞到此為止

232
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,519
“韋德古柯鹼”

233
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,230
“治好眼盲的藥”

234
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:47,793
“我還在考慮”

235
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,503
去你媽的

236
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,705
幹

237
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,092
你在這做什麼？

238
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,711
你不懂先敲門嗎？

239
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,971
我以為你看見我了

240
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,473
用你的耳朵看

241
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,892
算你好運，我沒開槍打…　-打牆？

242
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:06,471
打冰箱？我好痛苦

243
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,775
親愛的，我聽說了

244
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,727
我感到非常遺憾

245
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,563
我該怎麼做，愛兒？

246
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,773
也許做些糟糕的事

247
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,158
像認識你

248
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,902
那是我的錯

249
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,989
是我造成的

250
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:28,743
我只想當面跟她道歉，但我無法

251
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,213
她死了

252
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,333
甜心，大聲點好嗎？

253
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,011
你講這種沒懶趴的話我聽不清楚

254
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,098
甜心，日子還是要過下去

255
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,265
謝謝

256
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,560
馬修麥康納，你的話發人深省

257
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:51,482
傾聽傷痛，它能教導過去、訴說未來

258
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,561
傷痛教人認識真實的自己

259
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:58,607
有時候我們會痛到好像快死了

260
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,985
但死去一點點才算真正活著

261
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,697
韋德？

262
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,868
韋德？　-我在這，愛瑟雅

263
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:14,247
那是我聽過最動聽的話

264
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,458
你說得完全正確

265
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,756
我要做些糟糕的事

266
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,853
好，都交代清楚了

267
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,765
死去一點點才算真正活著

268
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,683
一起來測試這個理論

269
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,198
寶寶工廠開張囉

270
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,037
你的瘋和我的狂超速配

271
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,380
我絕對不會把我們孩子取名為陶德

272
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,208
擲球代幣

273
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,587
三八婦女節快樂

274
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,930
我在想…　-想什麼？

275
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,182
為什麼我們這麼合拍

276
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,926
我愛你，韋德威爾遜

277
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,846
凡妮莎？

278
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,432
凡妮莎？

279
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,267
凡妮莎

280
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,562
有東西隔著，我無法靠近你

281
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,441
你的心不在對的地方

282
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,777
等等，什麼？

283
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,496
你的心不在對的地方

284
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:31,157
什麼叫做我的心不在對的地方？

285
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,687
韋德，很遺憾你遭逢變故

286
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:55,314
你破碎了

287
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:58,852
天啊，這聲音我認得

288
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,073
“心不在對的地方”

289
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,658
那什麼意思？

290
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:07,493
你已經睡了三天

291
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,286
我擅自決定幫你穿衣

292
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,704
不會吧

293
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,665
我為何死不了？

294
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,250
韋德，摘下面罩

295
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:15,960
我們得談談

296
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,787
你需要新的開始

297
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,881
透過訓練，你能成為X戰警

298
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:24,377
別浪費時間，我不是當X戰警的料

299
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,171
說得太客氣了

300
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,630
韋德，她是雪緒

301
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,257
雪緒，他是韋德

302
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,142
活見鬼了嗎？

303
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,095
她是我女友，你這灘爛屎

304
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,647
別這樣，大嬌小嬌

305
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,315
我只是意外有人跟你交往

306
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:40,602
尤其是彩虹小馬的粉紅碧琪

307
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,687
我喜歡他

308
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,522
晚點你就知道

309
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,357
見到你這樣真好

310
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,651
是喔

311
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,111
韋德，掰

312
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,788
住在這裡要守一些規矩

313
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:55,624
規則一，禁止殺戮

314
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:59,128
再壞的人都不能殺

315
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,790
規則二，冰箱裡的東西都要貼標籤

316
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:02,999
韋德？

317
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,884
韋德？

318
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:06,093
韋德！

319
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,845
別追我

320
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,256
我還不打算再被觸碰

321
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,516
牆上好多白人老頭

322
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,310
我應該帶防狼哨

323
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:15,603
嗨

324
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:17,972
那在摔落之前就壞了

325
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:20,399
我在這裡要做什麼？

326
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,651
坐在互動圈中，聊我的感受？

327
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:25,188
這又要我怎麼做呢？

328
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:28,282
因為其他人死哪去了？

329
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:30,659
每次都只有你跟名字落落長的青少女

330
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,861
夠了

331
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:33,988
我說過別碰我肩膀

332
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:38,326
衝三小？

333
00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:41,121
還以為片商會多加點角色

334
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,756
就不能來個有名的X戰警？

335
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,925
例如那個有超大雞翅的廢柴

336
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,134
那翅膀有什麼用？

337
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,638
飛高高吃飽飽？

338
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,848
母湯喔

339
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,809
我完全不是X戰警的料

340
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,011
首先

341
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,598
我已經破處了，第二點

342
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,527
我真該放任你在那邊自怨自艾

343
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,572
但朋友會挺身而出

344
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,441
幫你撐過難關

345
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:14,195
而你總是又硬又難搞

346
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:17,581
你狀況不好

347
00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,750
我冒著風險帶你過來

348
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:23,288
等等，殺凡妮莎的混蛋溜了一個

349
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,876
天公伯啊

350
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,344
韋德，不管他們是誰

351
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:33,339
我們會找到對方，並且繩之以法

352
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:35,091
是我

353
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,762
溜掉的混蛋是我

354
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:43,516
除了我，其他傢伙我都宰了

355
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,602
殺不死自己

356
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,899
我們本來要共組家庭

357
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,906
我們本來要成為一家人

358
00:24:58,206 --> 00:24:59,373
韋德

359
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,368
凡妮莎走了，人死不能復生

360
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:06,130
這家庭也許不是你想要的

361
00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:08,333
卻是你需要的家庭

362
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,669
你有好心腸，在這可以成長茁壯

363
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,464
你說什麼？

364
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,842
關於我的心？

365
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,350
我想我來對地方了

366
00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:40,383
韋德

367
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:42,176
韋德

368
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,562
我在試用腦波增幅器

369
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:47,348
鑽進去看未來

370
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,690
這玩意

371
00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,567
不是這麼用的　-不是這麼用的

372
00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:52,312
就是這麼用

373
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,279
我們有任務　-我們有任務

374
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,240
我們有，你有

375
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,574
你們出門小心

376
00:26:57,575 --> 00:27:00,528
不，我要你加入　-你要我加入

377
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,247
你說什麼？

378
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:04,832
你準備好了

379
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,542
這點子超爛，也不會有好結果

380
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,627
猜我怎麼知道？給你提示

381
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,831
在我頭上，還有派崔克史都華的味道

382
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,750
五分鐘內上噴射機

383
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,429
我是記者艾琳梅里威瑟

384
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:24,143
在埃賽斯變種人教養院即時播報

385
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:27,479
一名變種人男孩和我身後的警察…

386
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,273
正在對峙　-別過來

387
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,692
兩部警車翻覆

388
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,277
火舌四竄　-滾開，退後

389
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:35,237
現場非常混亂　-冷靜

390
00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:38,274
我燒你喔，退後

391
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,617
別靠近我

392
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:42,445
你們想死嗎？

393
00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:01,305
看樣子X戰警趕來了

394
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:02,507
讓開

395
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,092
還帶了一名實習生

396
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:07,978
大家冷靜，專家來了

397
00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:09,146
我們是X戰警

398
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,432
60年代隱喻種族歧視的作品

399
00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:13,851
來，互相尊重

400
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,645
稍息，警察先生

401
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,773
你在做什麼？

402
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,365
做我的工作

403
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,327
你說我準備好了，我不認同

404
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,829
但我們仍然努力克服歧見

405
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:28,449
像碧昂絲說的“拜託…

406
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,035
“別背著我偷吃”　-嘿

407
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,086
這是第五次出事

408
00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:35,339
這孩子得送去冰囚堡，不能留在這

409
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,132
羅素該由我們照顧

410
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,509
不該被關，我向你保證

411
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,178
一切都在掌控中　-退後，燒你喔

412
00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:44,340
看起來不像在掌控中，馬蒂

413
00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:46,642
你叫葛倫吧？　-丹尼爾

414
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:49,061
由我來發問，我去跟那孩子談

415
00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:53,433
你那古怪性感的雙唇就留在這

416
00:28:55,318 --> 00:28:56,485
你想死嗎？

417
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,737
這孩子挺可愛，不懂我幹嘛帶中空彈

418
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,239
我燒你懶趴喔

419
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,942
第一天上工，我好緊張

420
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:05,319
你剛說“中空彈”？

421
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:08,531
對，也許該帶噴水槍的

422
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:10,491
你好

423
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:14,245
退後，不然我殺了小賈斯汀

424
00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:17,874
他叫你小賈斯汀

425
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,717
等一等

426
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:23,845
不管怎樣，先別動手

427
00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:25,389
好嗎？來聊聊

428
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,841
你叫羅素，是吧？

429
00:29:27,058 --> 00:29:29,093
我是火拳　-火拳

430
00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:31,645
好名字，哪裡會著火？

431
00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:33,264
只有拳頭，還是會燒到手肘？

432
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:40,563
肯定是燒到手肘

433
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,982
乖乖過來，不然會有麻煩

434
00:29:43,658 --> 00:29:46,194
你抄襲機器戰警　-偷別人臺詞

435
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:50,406
退下，這樣我很尷尬，火…

436
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:54,118
天啊，我叫不出口，抱歉

437
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:02,502
靠杯，你還來真的

438
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:05,762
手放膝蓋後面，頭跪地，快

439
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:08,015
韋德，記得規則一嗎？

440
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:10,017
冰箱裡的東西都要貼標籤

441
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,728
別擴大衝突　-規則就是用來打破的

442
00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:15,806
明明是完全相反的意思

443
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,142
幹，好吧

444
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:19,727
我從頭開始

445
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,612
我名叫死侍，我是X戰警

446
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:24,732
是實習生　-閉嘴

447
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:27,944
嘿，我懂

448
00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,738
你害怕

449
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,289
孤單

450
00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:34,416
你沒家人，我也沒家人

451
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:38,120
你住在這棟破屋，我也有類似的經歷

452
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,506
但你知道嗎？有個更難搞的點

453
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,342
你正處於人生的困惑期

454
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:47,012
你的身體正在經歷火大的轉變

455
00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:49,090
太超過？我太超過，對吧？

456
00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:57,890
挺嗨的

457
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:00,268
小朋友，乖乖上學

458
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,228
不去也行，我就沒上

459
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,154
我是X戰警

460
00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:05,322
實習生

461
00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,615
去他的

462
00:31:06,616 --> 00:31:08,533
超級英雄落地要來囉

463
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,278
“萊恩雷諾斯”

464
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,739
靠，靠，靠

465
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:15,700
這真的太誇張

466
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,730
我能勝任X屁戰警

467
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,725
實習生　-實習生

468
00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,818
快給他套上束能圈

469
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:46,105
冷靜，孩子，你沒戲唱了

470
00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:49,408
那能幹嘛？

471
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:52,327
束能圈，抑制變種人的超能力

472
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:55,239
拿不下來，除非用手榴彈

473
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,250
我在開場戲挺需要那東西

474
00:31:58,251 --> 00:31:59,702
謝謝

475
00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:03,630
非常驚險刺激

476
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,799
真正的英雄舉動

477
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,668
承蒙相助

478
00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:10,011
接下來交給我們

479
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:12,264
拜託送我去冰囚堡

480
00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:13,598
別在這裡就好

481
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:16,393
相信我，你不會想去冰囚堡

482
00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:18,437
年輕人，我們進去吧

483
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,355
不，等等

484
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:22,058
先別過來

485
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,778
他們傷害你？

486
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,238
誰？

487
00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:40,993
柏拉禿？川普女婿？

488
00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:43,954
兩人都有？

489
00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:49,217
媽的

490
00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:50,844
只要四、五件事

491
00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:51,970
你說什麼？

492
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:55,299
四、五件事就夠了

493
00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:59,303
只要這樣就能成為英雄

494
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,348
人們以為要身為英雄起床

495
00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:04,308
身為英雄刷牙

496
00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:07,395
身為英雄打手槍射進洗手乳

497
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:12,942
但只要幾個時刻就能成為英雄

498
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,869
在少數的時刻

499
00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:18,614
做沒人想做的骯髒事

500
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:23,285
不

501
00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:27,130
停火

502
00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:29,424
韋德，你做什麼？　-鋼人，不要

503
00:33:29,425 --> 00:33:30,759
那孩子被虐待

504
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,594
我看得出來　-我們有規矩

505
00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:35,430
你不是法官、陪審團或行刑者

506
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:38,433
去你的規矩，我為對的事而戰

507
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:40,185
有時候得來陰的

508
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:43,556
你是最後一次令我失望，韋德

509
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,818
把他們關起來

510
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:50,604
送去冰囚堡

511
00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:12,835
寶貝

512
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,012
不曉得我會加入哪一幫

513
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,514
讚啦

514
00:34:17,515 --> 00:34:19,933
那是分類帽嗎？嗨

515
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:21,643
“變種人”

516
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:22,845
走

517
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,308
左轉，垃圾

518
00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:32,938
你先請

519
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:37,284
又是變種人隔離手段，天公保庇

520
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:38,736
去吃點心吧

521
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:44,909
晚安，煩人的怪胎

522
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,368
我告訴你一個天大的騙局

523
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:21,904
衛生紙

524
00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:25,206
衛生紙只能做初步擦拭

525
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:27,459
然後

526
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,919
用好奇寶寶濕紙巾

527
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,421
才能清潔乾淨

528
00:35:31,422 --> 00:35:34,750
柔軟濕潤，給寶寶專用的

529
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:40,096
最後再用衛生紙吸掉多餘水分

530
00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:43,058
有吹風機的話就快速吹一下

531
00:35:43,059 --> 00:35:45,594
大約30秒就行了

532
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,307
三小？

533
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,601
年分？

534
00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:54,603
什麼？

535
00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:57,405
現在哪一年？

536
00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:59,608
這什麼白爛問題？

537
00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:21,137
你沒有超能力了

538
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:22,339
對

539
00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:27,102
靠

540
00:36:27,103 --> 00:36:28,804
我本來想當超級英雄

541
00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:31,265
一直想穿真正的英雄裝

542
00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:32,982
出了什麼事？

543
00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:35,019
你何時見過大尺碼的超級英雄？

544
00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:36,896
從來沒有

545
00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:39,106
業界的歧視

546
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,483
去他的超級英雄

547
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,068
去他的全世界

548
00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:46,246
等我出去後，我想做的第一件事

549
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:48,581
就是用火烤死校長

550
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:51,410
然後跟他的悶燒屍體自拍

551
00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:53,871
誰說監獄沒有感化作用？

552
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,873
雜碎討厭變種人

553
00:36:56,799 --> 00:37:00,544
藉由我手治癒的惡人有福了

554
00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:02,262
你的超能力

555
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,680
“變種人不是人”

556
00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:05,799
我知道那多麼誘人

557
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:09,637
請別哭

558
00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:20,356
明天，我們找到這裡最壯的傢伙

559
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,149
讓他當我們的…

560
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:27,245
那是什麼？

561
00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,365
那就是這裡最壯的傢伙

562
00:37:29,874 --> 00:37:32,000
冰囚堡這事說來有趣

563
00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:35,746
沒人見過，但地下室關了一頭怪獸

564
00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:39,667
這段根本就是濃濃的伏筆味

565
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,293
聽著

566
00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:44,213
我保護不了你

567
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:48,767
戴著項圈，我的超能力只剩超猛癌症

568
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,845
給我弓箭，我差不多就是鷹眼

569
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,397
我要先休息了

570
00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:57,734
得讓腫瘤長大，凡妮莎在等我

571
00:37:57,735 --> 00:38:00,153
我來做一把尖銳的武器

572
00:38:00,154 --> 00:38:02,113
敗給你　-我偷了警衛的筆

573
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:05,442
塞在第三隻眼睛裡，你懂吧

574
00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:07,987
第三隻眼睛？

575
00:38:08,746 --> 00:38:11,407
真希望我聽不懂

576
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:16,286
我聽得見你翻找的聲音

577
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:23,760
為您播報稍早消息

578
00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:28,056
在埃賽斯變種人教養院外頭的對峙後

579
00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:31,226
兩名變種人被捕並送至冰囚堡

580
00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:32,803
進入維修模式

581
00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:40,686
數輛警車被毀，X戰警奉召維護治安

582
00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:07,178
7號及9號牢房清空給醫務人員

583
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:11,467
7號及9號牢房目前禁止進入

584
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,766
別這樣

585
00:39:19,275 --> 00:39:22,186
你幹嘛對我眨眼？

586
00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,407
我挺你

587
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:28,658
天啊

588
00:39:28,659 --> 00:39:30,201
你病了，我要保護你

589
00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:32,321
孩子，別來煩我

590
00:39:33,247 --> 00:39:34,531
衰

591
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,751
你好，新來的

592
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:41,872
真高興能見到新面孔

593
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:44,132
我拍過一些產品型錄

594
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:46,551
說真的，當模特兒只是演戲的跳板

595
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:47,920
我在跟他說話

596
00:39:49,513 --> 00:39:52,716
我們見過面？我不認得你這鬍子哥

597
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,643
黑湯姆卡西迪　-白韋德威爾遜

598
00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:58,972
你的超能力是假裝黑人嗎？

599
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,608
聽說你應該是這裡最不好惹的

600
00:40:01,609 --> 00:40:03,644
在我看來並不像

601
00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:06,654
廢物，監獄守則第一條

602
00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:08,857
找出最壯的傢伙，讓他當你…

603
00:40:12,745 --> 00:40:15,079
第二壯的傢伙

604
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,407
我不想再多得一種肝炎

605
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:20,919
滑的咧，桌子需要清潔

606
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,496
誰來擦一下桌子？

607
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,916
小子，你站錯邊了

608
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:28,843
我沒站錯，他是我朋友

609
00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:31,213
閉嘴，我們不是朋友

610
00:40:32,723 --> 00:40:34,007
你會被屌打

611
00:40:46,362 --> 00:40:48,237
剛才好爽，先是你

612
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:50,281
然後我說“坐下，廢柴”

613
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:51,608
讓我安息吧

614
00:40:52,326 --> 00:40:54,027
我們是超強團隊

615
00:40:54,370 --> 00:40:56,155
天啊，我們不是團隊

616
00:40:56,872 --> 00:41:01,125
你幹嘛那樣說？我們是朋友兼夥伴

617
00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:03,871
我們不是夥伴，也不是朋友

618
00:41:05,089 --> 00:41:07,340
我們的結局可不會一起走向夕陽

619
00:41:07,341 --> 00:41:09,550
最後我會死於癌症

620
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:13,213
你會成為冰囚堡最佳呷懶主角

621
00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:18,385
天底下我只在乎一人，她已經死了

622
00:41:19,979 --> 00:41:22,181
你想活下來？

623
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:26,401
別再試著捅這裡的大塊頭

624
00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:28,645
而是結交對方

625
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:31,523
跟別人當朋友

626
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:34,693
除了我，誰都行

627
00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:37,863
黑提姆也行

628
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,206
還是黑伊凡，不知道

629
00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:42,910
我只記得他是非裔美國人

630
00:42:07,735 --> 00:42:10,479
“高度戒備區域”

631
00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:29,706
系統故障

632
00:42:30,132 --> 00:42:33,593
牢房7號、12號、14號、27號

633
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:36,095
噁爛變種人，回牢房裡

634
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:39,508
牢房1號、3號、7號、8號

635
00:42:40,893 --> 00:42:42,094
搜尋中

636
00:42:43,479 --> 00:42:46,056
鎖定4號牢房

637
00:42:47,191 --> 00:42:49,017
門打不開

638
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:51,186
給我跪下

639
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:29,850
那是我們的牢房

640
00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:35,480
我是哪裡惹到酷寒戰士的老學長？

641
00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:46,700
孩子，離我遠一點

642
00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:55,500
聽話，快走

643
00:44:00,597 --> 00:44:02,299
你好，羅素

644
00:45:25,557 --> 00:45:27,092
歡迎超能力歸位

645
00:45:45,035 --> 00:45:46,236
你是誰？

646
00:45:46,954 --> 00:45:48,363
我是蝙蝠俠

647
00:46:06,265 --> 00:46:08,467
好猛的火力

648
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:19,811
別難過，我也殺不死自己

649
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,188
說話

650
00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:25,108
哪種敗類才會想殺14歲的孩子？

651
00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,285
你最好快說話

652
00:46:27,286 --> 00:46:30,238
這種開槍經驗我多得很

653
00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:33,033
我叫機堡

654
00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,828
我來自未來，你少管閒事

655
00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:39,748
來自未來是吧

656
00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:42,091
那我有三個疑問

657
00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:45,462
一，電音還流行嗎？

658
00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:48,673
二，風飛鯊拍到第幾集？

659
00:46:48,765 --> 00:46:51,600
三，觀眾何時開始說

660
00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:53,094
“機器手臂夠了沒？”

661
00:47:36,355 --> 00:47:38,272
娘們才聽電音

662
00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:39,523
你好黑暗

663
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,935
你確定你不是DC宇宙來的？

664
00:47:42,611 --> 00:47:44,229
我愛電音

665
00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:11,806
那是霹靂腰包？

666
00:48:11,807 --> 00:48:14,884
我連在90年代都沒用過

667
00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:17,603
我會用這個記住你

668
00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:21,399
還給我，那是我的貼身收藏

669
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,977
就像我腦中收藏你的霹靂腰包英姿

670
00:48:33,495 --> 00:48:35,530
你為何要保護那孩子？

671
00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:39,034
我根本不在乎他

672
00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:41,870
管他找誰填補缺乏的母愛

673
00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:45,457
這有什麼用？

674
00:48:59,438 --> 00:49:03,107
每部電影中，英雄總有最低落的時刻

675
00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:04,233
在癲瘋總動員中

676
00:49:04,234 --> 00:49:07,020
是約翰坎迪的寶貝雪橇壞了

677
00:49:07,446 --> 00:49:10,239
在人形蜈蚣中，是那些人

678
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,866
簽下拍片合約

679
00:49:11,867 --> 00:49:13,610
但在這部電影

680
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,453
就是此時此刻

681
00:49:15,454 --> 00:49:17,405
跪下，變種人

682
00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:21,242
落到…

683
00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:26,790
最低處

684
00:49:37,184 --> 00:49:38,434
我愛你，韋德威爾遜

685
00:49:38,435 --> 00:49:39,886
凡妮莎？

686
00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:42,347
凡妮莎

687
00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:44,815
你讓我進去好嗎？

688
00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,185
拜託，拜託

689
00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:50,355
天啊

690
00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:54,909
你沒有給我太多指引

691
00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:56,903
我束手無策

692
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:01,624
然後我加入X戰警

693
00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:03,660
我進了監獄

694
00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:09,249
是那孩子？

695
00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:14,212
孩子是個機會，讓我們變得更好

696
00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:16,631
那孩子

697
00:50:30,237 --> 00:50:33,155
她就是那個意思，心要在對的地方

698
00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:34,990
我不會放棄這孩子

699
00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:37,743
沒人在乎過他

700
00:50:37,744 --> 00:50:39,119
我得大愛無私

701
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,121
好，但那是什麼意思？

702
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,416
意思是，我要救羅素

703
00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:46,001
雖然我救不了凡妮莎

704
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:49,129
但也許我救得了紐西蘭胖小子

705
00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:51,131
我問的是“大愛無私”

706
00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:52,716
我真的不懂那什麼意思

707
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:53,926
有沒有搞錯

708
00:50:53,927 --> 00:50:56,720
好的，根據我的線報

709
00:50:56,721 --> 00:51:00,432
那群變種人將進行128公里移監

710
00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:02,309
好，我在半路上劫囚

711
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:06,564
先別衝動，你要面對的是武裝護衛隊

712
00:51:06,565 --> 00:51:08,816
還有一名凶狠的未來超級戰士

713
00:51:08,817 --> 00:51:11,652
想拿你的頭骨當飛機杯菸灰缸

714
00:51:11,653 --> 00:51:15,072
所以我們要組個狂抽猛送的團體

715
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:17,283
成員要強悍，道德放一邊

716
00:51:17,284 --> 00:51:19,994
還要夠幼齒，續集才能拍十幾年

717
00:51:19,995 --> 00:51:21,863
我的肉體是人間凶器

718
00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:24,498
阿杜，別插嘴

719
00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:26,584
我很好用的

720
00:51:26,585 --> 00:51:28,369
你的超能力是？

721
00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,463
勇氣　-好可愛

722
00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:33,257
拿出你的勇氣去看看

723
00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,593
盒子裡的紙巾還夠不夠用

724
00:51:35,594 --> 00:51:36,760
好的

725
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:40,298
見笑了，但我很高興你能聽到

726
00:51:40,473 --> 00:51:42,433
好吧，我找人來面試

727
00:51:42,434 --> 00:51:44,727
但我們不給付健保

728
00:51:44,728 --> 00:51:46,971
該上人力銀行了

729
00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:28,228
移監作業將從早上八點開始

730
00:52:28,229 --> 00:52:29,396
喂

731
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:30,898
你想怎樣？

732
00:52:30,899 --> 00:52:32,858
那是我的布丁

733
00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:34,352
去你的布丁　-你喜歡布丁？

734
00:52:56,007 --> 00:52:57,208
哈囉

735
00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:01,838
我知道你在裡面

736
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,814
身為最壯的傢伙一定很不好過

737
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:23,242
強者總是寂寞的

738
00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:25,403
我們明天要搬家了

739
00:53:27,664 --> 00:53:29,657
也許我能把你弄出來

740
00:53:30,667 --> 00:53:34,037
然後讓全世界當我們的婊子

741
00:53:35,672 --> 00:53:37,624
我們需要暗號

742
00:53:40,343 --> 00:53:43,296
不，這太蠢了

743
00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:53,856
我們是團隊，像道上兄弟

744
00:53:53,857 --> 00:53:56,017
我就像吐派克，你像冰塊酷巴

745
00:53:57,694 --> 00:53:59,987
她可能也會饒舌

746
00:53:59,988 --> 00:54:02,656
我喜歡，這些都超棒

747
00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:04,450
這位是喧囂

748
00:54:04,451 --> 00:54:06,785
名字很酷，你的超能力？

749
00:54:06,786 --> 00:54:08,821
我能扭曲電場

750
00:54:09,497 --> 00:54:11,749
包括你的腦電波

751
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,376
引發焦慮、困惑

752
00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:15,703
和痛苦

753
00:54:16,546 --> 00:54:18,672
所以你基本上是大衛馬修

754
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:20,041
這人用得上

755
00:54:21,593 --> 00:54:23,302
我叫時代精神

756
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:24,636
酷，我喜歡

757
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:28,508
所以你能觸及社會的脈動？

758
00:54:29,476 --> 00:54:30,601
不

759
00:54:30,602 --> 00:54:32,595
我能吐出酸液

760
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:34,772
要我示範嗎？　-不必

761
00:54:34,773 --> 00:54:36,064
我們相信你　-謝謝

762
00:54:36,065 --> 00:54:37,850
大家都見識過腳皮奶茶

763
00:54:38,485 --> 00:54:41,312
這位是消影人

764
00:54:44,449 --> 00:54:45,650
但…

765
00:54:46,618 --> 00:54:48,236
消影人

766
00:54:50,622 --> 00:54:52,490
不錯喔　-是不是？

767
00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:54,750
人根本沒來吧

768
00:54:54,751 --> 00:54:56,494
他大概遲到了

769
00:54:57,754 --> 00:55:00,415
我叫羅斯帝，也可以叫我碎星

770
00:55:00,632 --> 00:55:02,007
挺好的

771
00:55:02,008 --> 00:55:04,092
“羅斯帝”很糟　-搞不懂

772
00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:06,970
你老家是？　-魔究世界星球

773
00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:09,056
所以你是外星人　-好爛的名字

774
00:55:09,057 --> 00:55:10,766
這對我們有什麼用？

775
00:55:10,767 --> 00:55:13,727
我在任何方面都比你們強

776
00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:17,105
我想找一座居民比我低等的星球

777
00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:19,358
上面等於住一群智障

778
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:21,401
我要去那邊當超人

779
00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:22,528
不就是加拿大？

780
00:55:22,529 --> 00:55:25,106
閉上你的垃圾嘴

781
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:27,866
這是…　-多米諾

782
00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:30,160
你的能力是？　-我有好運

783
00:55:30,161 --> 00:55:32,079
運氣好何必來找我們？

784
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,330
我還不知道

785
00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:34,498
那是什麼意思？

786
00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:36,083
就是我還不知道

787
00:55:36,084 --> 00:55:38,752
但我來此是有道理的，到時我會知道

788
00:55:38,753 --> 00:55:40,295
我總是一帆風順

789
00:55:40,296 --> 00:55:42,172
好運不算是超能力

790
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:43,590
算　-不算

791
00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:44,925
就是　-不是

792
00:55:44,926 --> 00:55:46,218
對的不是你

793
00:55:46,219 --> 00:55:47,469
是　-身體不適

794
00:55:47,470 --> 00:55:49,304
分明是，我…　-不可能…

795
00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:51,557
抱歉打斷你　-抱歉，是我打斷你

796
00:55:51,558 --> 00:55:52,724
不，你先說

797
00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:54,309
我剛想說“不是”

798
00:55:54,310 --> 00:55:57,020
我想回到我剛說的“明明就是”

799
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,765
二一添作五等於“不是”

800
00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:01,900
但真的是　-好吧

801
00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:03,569
你錄取了　-錄取

802
00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:04,903
我真好運

803
00:56:04,904 --> 00:56:06,105
她很棒

804
00:56:07,323 --> 00:56:08,782
歡迎最後一位

805
00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:10,109
我是彼得

806
00:56:11,202 --> 00:56:13,362
你是用假資料的網路男蟲嗎？

807
00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:17,033
說說你有什麼超能力　-不

808
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,126
我沒有超能力

809
00:56:19,127 --> 00:56:22,413
我只是看到廣告，想說挺有意思

810
00:56:23,298 --> 00:56:24,381
你錄取了

811
00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:26,167
好耶　-幹

812
00:56:27,677 --> 00:56:28,760
“瑪格麗特姊妹公主病學校”

813
00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:30,630
愉悅的工作

814
00:56:34,726 --> 00:56:36,219
快點

815
00:56:49,532 --> 00:56:52,409
17號護衛隊正離開冰囚堡

816
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,986
我們上路了

817
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,955
和平使人軟弱

818
00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:07,333
我在戰爭中出生

819
00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:10,044
在戰爭中長大

820
00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:13,714
好的　-人們自以為瞭解痛苦

821
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:17,218
你最慘烈的痛苦是什麼？

822
00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:21,514
這束帶很…　-我有一張列表

823
00:57:22,732 --> 00:57:24,892
我們要按表操課

824
00:57:25,401 --> 00:57:26,602
一起來

825
00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:29,897
第一步，我會折斷你某些部位

826
00:57:30,657 --> 00:57:33,033
某些原本不該斷的部位

827
00:57:33,034 --> 00:57:35,369
別再說了，我不要進展到第二步

828
00:57:35,370 --> 00:57:36,787
連第一步我都不想

829
00:57:36,788 --> 00:57:38,330
我不擅長承受痛苦

830
00:57:38,331 --> 00:57:40,867
踢到腳趾，我就要休息養傷

831
00:57:41,084 --> 00:57:43,035
麻辣鮮師停播我還哭了

832
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:46,713
害怕緊張會讓我雞雞硬硬，像現在

833
00:57:46,714 --> 00:57:48,423
別看，不然只會更糟

834
00:57:48,424 --> 00:57:52,003
我不想被傷害，你問什麼我都回答

835
00:57:52,762 --> 00:57:54,463
除了他們的位置

836
00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:57,557
羅素在杜根大道南向的護衛車隊上

837
00:57:57,558 --> 00:57:59,226
怪獸也在那，我不會去惹他

838
00:57:59,227 --> 00:58:00,435
你們都知道計畫

839
00:58:00,436 --> 00:58:04,356
攔截護衛隊，抓走那小子，但別亂抓

840
00:58:04,357 --> 00:58:06,525
我也不會去惹死侍

841
00:58:06,526 --> 00:58:09,403
因為他組了一支團隊，無人能擋

842
00:58:09,404 --> 00:58:11,989
他有一枝肛筆，他會用來捅你

843
00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:14,658
小心這傢伙，機堡

844
00:58:14,659 --> 00:58:17,953
他很矮，180公分，不像漫畫裡

845
00:58:17,954 --> 00:58:19,496
如果成功，就提早回家

846
00:58:19,497 --> 00:58:21,081
“不需要第三幕”

847
00:58:21,082 --> 00:58:23,075
若想跟著他們，我警告你

848
00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:25,703
今天有強風特報

849
00:58:36,806 --> 00:58:38,591
氣流有點不穩

850
00:58:45,815 --> 00:58:47,733
這位機堡我不熟

851
00:58:47,734 --> 00:58:51,020
但我保證黑色素瘤殺的人比他還多

852
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,481
接近中

853
00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:55,365
身為前X戰警

854
00:58:55,366 --> 00:58:57,409
實習生　-謝謝，喧囂

855
00:58:57,410 --> 00:59:01,371
我一直對性別歧視的團名感到傻眼

856
00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:03,115
X-Men，男人

857
00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:06,501
重點是，我們團員要思想前衛

858
00:59:06,502 --> 00:59:07,961
性別中立

859
00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:10,331
從現在起，我們的團名就叫

860
00:59:12,425 --> 00:59:13,967
X特攻隊

861
00:59:13,968 --> 00:59:15,635
聽起來會出系列電影？

862
00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:18,256
我沒問你的意見，彼得

863
00:59:19,307 --> 00:59:20,967
又不是我說的

864
00:59:27,815 --> 00:59:30,275
大約在400公尺進行跳傘

865
00:59:30,276 --> 00:59:32,069
攔截護衛隊，帶走那小子

866
00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:33,278
殺他們全家

867
00:59:33,279 --> 00:59:34,988
衝衝衝，拿出信心向前衝

868
00:59:34,989 --> 00:59:36,190
讚啦

869
00:59:36,574 --> 00:59:38,033
好想馬上宰人

870
00:59:38,034 --> 00:59:39,902
嘿，嘿

871
00:59:40,828 --> 00:59:42,822
我想說我以這團隊為榮

872
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:46,458
你們都一表人才

873
00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:49,377
消影人，你肯定也相貌堂堂

874
00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:52,164
這就是我一直夢寐以求的家庭

875
00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:54,250
糗了

876
00:59:55,676 --> 00:59:57,385
我有點哽咽

877
00:59:57,386 --> 01:00:00,722
抱歉打個岔，但沒人擔心強風嗎？

878
01:00:00,723 --> 01:00:02,182
蓋瑞　-我叫彼得

879
01:00:02,183 --> 01:00:04,059
我知道你沒經驗，但放輕鬆

880
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,678
你是神選之人

881
01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,105
他當自己是神？　-似乎是

882
01:00:08,106 --> 01:00:09,815
我想要回家

883
01:00:09,816 --> 01:00:11,942
我想要麥當勞肋排堡全年供應

884
01:00:11,943 --> 01:00:14,236
但有時願望無法實現

885
01:00:14,237 --> 01:00:16,363
我待過十年特種部隊

886
01:00:16,364 --> 01:00:19,074
你要我為了微風取消跳傘？

887
01:00:19,075 --> 01:00:21,360
你脫不了身了，鬍鬚哥

888
01:00:21,869 --> 01:00:23,787
我只是吼給其他人聽的

889
01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:25,906
我不會讓你出事，熊寶貝

890
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,659
萊納，下音樂

891
01:00:37,135 --> 01:00:39,378
跳！跳！跳！

892
01:01:14,881 --> 01:01:16,457
來點刺激的

893
01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:18,842
升天啦

894
01:01:18,843 --> 01:01:21,879
護衛隊在12點鐘方向，聽我號令

895
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:24,340
開傘，這麼猛

896
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:32,807
有一點偏離路線

897
01:01:34,775 --> 01:01:37,478
你老師的三叔公

898
01:01:38,487 --> 01:01:39,863
他們在那邊

899
01:01:39,864 --> 01:01:42,525
看看這群美麗的王八蛋

900
01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:45,611
很好，喧囂

901
01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:54,412
不，真他媽傻眼

902
01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:57,873
碎星，你一定行的

903
01:01:58,591 --> 01:01:59,716
左邊

904
01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:01,134
左邊

905
01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:03,546
面向觀眾的左邊，低能

906
01:02:07,266 --> 01:02:10,136
我們發現你不強的項目了

907
01:02:11,979 --> 01:02:13,180
消影人

908
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:15,474
也許風吹不到看不見的東西

909
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:19,603
不會吧

910
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:21,897
四人也能完成任務

911
01:02:22,281 --> 01:02:25,325
熊寶貝，你辦得到的

912
01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:27,653
很好，這才叫X特攻隊

913
01:02:28,663 --> 01:02:30,872
千萬別低估鬍鬚哥

914
01:02:30,873 --> 01:02:32,533
問布魯克林的人就知道

915
01:02:33,251 --> 01:02:35,293
成功了　-你是超級英雄

916
01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:36,537
X特攻隊

917
01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:38,122
X特攻隊

918
01:02:47,974 --> 01:02:49,140
彼得

919
01:02:49,141 --> 01:02:51,393
我來了，沒事的　-不妙

920
01:02:51,394 --> 01:02:53,979
你行的，好漢子，彼得加油

921
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:55,563
看我，我們是X特攻隊

922
01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:57,892
對，我們是X特攻隊　-X特攻隊

923
01:03:01,654 --> 01:03:03,738
天啊，搞什麼？

924
01:03:03,739 --> 01:03:05,316
狗屁酸液

925
01:03:07,285 --> 01:03:10,488
天啊，我要吐在面罩裡了

926
01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:15,625
我在護衛隊上方

927
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:17,661
其他隊員降落在哪裡？

928
01:03:18,087 --> 01:03:19,796
有好消息和壞消息

929
01:03:19,797 --> 01:03:23,049
壞消息是全隊陣亡

930
01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:26,261
好消息是，我認為沒人會想念碎星

931
01:03:26,262 --> 01:03:29,556
他這人有點爛，但是保羅

932
01:03:29,557 --> 01:03:32,142
是彼得　-彼得，我會最想念他

933
01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:34,845
但消影人還有一丁點的成功機會

934
01:03:35,730 --> 01:03:37,397
沒機會，他死了

935
01:03:37,398 --> 01:03:38,606
全陣亡？

936
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:40,650
只死大部分，我們還好好的

937
01:03:40,651 --> 01:03:41,860
靠，你這低能

938
01:03:41,861 --> 01:03:44,529
即使到現在，我還是無法談這件事

939
01:03:44,530 --> 01:03:46,656
誰知道風會這麼大？

940
01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:49,326
直昇機上的人都知道

941
01:03:49,327 --> 01:03:51,028
不在機上的人也都知道

942
01:04:00,171 --> 01:04:02,248
他們就要進隧道

943
01:04:03,049 --> 01:04:06,627
那孩子只能靠我了，等我指示再行動

944
01:04:07,178 --> 01:04:09,630
算了吧，這樣會跟丟，我要下去

945
01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,515
不行，唯一生還者

946
01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:15,101
好運不是超能力，我們完蛋了

947
01:04:15,102 --> 01:04:18,347
錯，我們不會完蛋

948
01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:23,985
說真的，我不明白

949
01:04:23,986 --> 01:04:26,647
你的眼睛會射出幸運雷射？

950
01:04:28,616 --> 01:04:30,492
真的很難想像

951
01:04:30,493 --> 01:04:32,820
而且電影也很難拍出來

952
01:04:35,289 --> 01:04:36,956
拜託，好運？

953
01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:40,960
漫畫家到底是嗑了多純的貨

954
01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:42,712
才想出這種鬼點子？

955
01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:45,124
那漫畫家可能連腳都畫不好

956
01:04:56,018 --> 01:04:59,354
再說一次，我肩負重責大任

957
01:04:59,355 --> 01:05:01,523
單槍匹馬是我的宿命，獨行在…

958
01:05:01,524 --> 01:05:03,316
我進來了　-抱歉，你說啥？

959
01:05:03,317 --> 01:05:06,478
我進來了　-你怎麼會已經進去？

960
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,188
糟糕

961
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:09,948
機堡在正前方

962
01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:11,032
好的

963
01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:13,576
新計畫，用你幻想的超能力

964
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:16,287
別讓機堡殺了那孩子

965
01:05:16,288 --> 01:05:18,115
我從你後面追上

966
01:05:26,173 --> 01:05:28,375
那把槍超屌

967
01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:39,436
馬路三寶

968
01:05:39,437 --> 01:05:41,104
他在哪？我看不到

969
01:05:41,105 --> 01:05:42,806
他在你上面

970
01:05:44,817 --> 01:05:46,435
他要從後面來

971
01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:48,027
天啊，他進去了

972
01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:49,362
滿嘴不正經

973
01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:50,905
意外的一語雙關

974
01:05:50,906 --> 01:05:53,324
羅素，羅素柯林斯

975
01:05:53,325 --> 01:05:55,444
別動那孩子，約翰康納

976
01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,076
不要

977
01:06:05,588 --> 01:06:06,914
靠

978
01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:30,771
來互相傷害啊

979
01:06:32,698 --> 01:06:34,733
上車了，沒上去

980
01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:36,659
大姊，你頂著先

981
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,445
交給好運控制方向盤

982
01:07:15,991 --> 01:07:17,909
我想問你是誰，但你都要死了

983
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:20,154
我是多米諾，那可不一定

984
01:07:36,512 --> 01:07:37,713
撐著點，多米諾

985
01:07:38,889 --> 01:07:40,716
這真的很難

986
01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:54,396
把擲球代幣還給我

987
01:07:57,741 --> 01:07:59,485
做得好　-X特攻隊

988
01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:03,447
看來電音永遠死不了

989
01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:18,462
你殺了黑湯姆，你這種族歧視的敗類

990
01:08:21,056 --> 01:08:22,382
真不幸

991
01:08:25,311 --> 01:08:26,728
煞車壞了

992
01:08:26,729 --> 01:08:28,180
想辦法

993
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:34,102
沒有我殺不死的

994
01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:41,026
掌聲鼓勵空手道大師

995
01:08:43,329 --> 01:08:45,113
放槍過來啊，獨眼威利

996
01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:03,465
來囉

997
01:09:04,350 --> 01:09:06,726
多米諾，減速好嗎？

998
01:09:06,727 --> 01:09:08,971
死馬當活馬醫

999
01:09:39,718 --> 01:09:41,879
敲敲門

1000
01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:49,428
乖孩子

1001
01:09:55,651 --> 01:09:57,019
哇咧…

1002
01:10:07,246 --> 01:10:08,913
我先跳出來承認

1003
01:10:08,914 --> 01:10:11,366
這並不在計畫之中

1004
01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:16,170
我也先承認，計畫是用蠟筆塗寫

1005
01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:19,340
看來羅素交了新朋友，我吃醋

1006
01:10:19,341 --> 01:10:20,925
原來多米諾有點本事

1007
01:10:20,926 --> 01:10:24,262
或許可能還有小幸運

1008
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:27,557
但機堡？他老兄正不爽

1009
01:10:27,558 --> 01:10:30,636
而且他的心情還要爛出新高度

1010
01:10:54,209 --> 01:10:56,578
出了可怕的天大差錯

1011
01:11:02,843 --> 01:11:04,544
痛到歪腰

1012
01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:11,009
羅素

1013
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,805
羅素

1014
01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:17,516
羅素，你在哪？

1015
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:23,196
羅素，你沒事

1016
01:11:23,197 --> 01:11:26,566
謝天謝地，我的老天鵝

1017
01:11:26,658 --> 01:11:28,068
紅坦克

1018
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:31,204
果然是你

1019
01:11:31,205 --> 01:11:33,490
我應該穿上0號純白褲

1020
01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:37,244
你可能聽多了，但我是你的超級迷弟

1021
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,297
不思議X戰警第183期，索爾第411期

1022
01:11:41,298 --> 01:11:42,632
X戰警無限第12期

1023
01:11:42,633 --> 01:11:44,842
我一直有個夢想

1024
01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:46,761
看到我的臉倒映在你頭盔上

1025
01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:48,888
同時你還衝過來想殺我

1026
01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:50,632
但現在不要

1027
01:11:50,766 --> 01:11:52,843
我要把你扯成兩截

1028
01:11:52,851 --> 01:11:55,262
這句話真有紅坦克的風格

1029
01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:03,236
天啊，我的腿沒感覺

1030
01:12:03,237 --> 01:12:04,521
我的腿沒…

1031
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,982
不對，腿在那邊

1032
01:12:07,616 --> 01:12:09,443
找到了，羅素

1033
01:12:09,451 --> 01:12:11,486
我有一項任務

1034
01:12:11,829 --> 01:12:13,155
就是報仇

1035
01:12:13,455 --> 01:12:15,790
我要回去火烤校長

1036
01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:18,042
你不是復仇掛的

1037
01:12:18,043 --> 01:12:19,411
聽朋友的建議

1038
01:12:19,628 --> 01:12:23,506
朋友？你當時病了，我保護你

1039
01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:25,716
然後你親口說了

1040
01:12:25,717 --> 01:12:28,469
“我不是你朋友，去找更強壯的人”

1041
01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:29,880
我照做了

1042
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,599
羅素，我當時保護不了你

1043
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,262
但我現在可以，你要我說什麼？

1044
01:12:37,646 --> 01:12:41,600
說我在乎你？羅素，我真的在乎你

1045
01:12:42,025 --> 01:12:44,193
紅坦克有什麼我沒有的？

1046
01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:47,564
不准說腿，我知道你要說腿

1047
01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:50,901
腿　-親耳聽到還是很傷人

1048
01:12:52,870 --> 01:12:55,872
那是什麼？又不是真的有繩子

1049
01:12:55,873 --> 01:12:58,408
給我回來，小伙子

1050
01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:00,494
多米諾

1051
01:13:00,669 --> 01:13:02,920
多米諾，請帶我離開

1052
01:13:02,921 --> 01:13:06,041
拿我的手當背包肩帶

1053
01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:11,213
我們應該找到你在這的宇宙道理了

1054
01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:13,347
我確定並非如此

1055
01:13:13,348 --> 01:13:14,800
X特攻隊

1056
01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,989
沒有無可救藥的孩子

1057
01:13:29,990 --> 01:13:32,984
別放棄那小子　-他怎能一走了之？

1058
01:13:33,535 --> 01:13:35,987
他的雙眼好冷酷

1059
01:13:36,288 --> 01:13:38,073
你真該親耳聽聽

1060
01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:42,285
看來家庭真的是狗屁

1061
01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:45,254
媽媽，幫我按摩腳

1062
01:13:45,255 --> 01:13:46,714
我幹嘛按摩你的腳？

1063
01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:49,501
拜託，轉大人骨頭會疼痛

1064
01:13:52,763 --> 01:13:54,172
這是…

1065
01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:56,925
你的手怎麼又變小了？

1066
01:13:57,225 --> 01:13:58,802
那不是我的手

1067
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,138
你娘卡好大水餃

1068
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:02,931
你對我真好

1069
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:06,434
韋德，我聽說護衛隊和…

1070
01:14:10,739 --> 01:14:12,774
你為什麼不遮住？

1071
01:14:13,075 --> 01:14:15,326
身為戰士沒什麼需要遮羞的

1072
01:14:15,327 --> 01:14:17,328
你需要，自己看

1073
01:14:17,329 --> 01:14:20,915
你像三歲小孩一樣脫褲懶

1074
01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:22,917
是啊，向小熊維尼看齊

1075
01:14:22,918 --> 01:14:24,961
什麼情況？形容一下

1076
01:14:24,962 --> 01:14:26,337
勸你別多問

1077
01:14:26,338 --> 01:14:27,922
就像…　-要來了

1078
01:14:27,923 --> 01:14:30,800
像他從肛門生產，但只接生到一半

1079
01:14:30,801 --> 01:14:33,302
醫生把腿拉出來，就說“我不幹了”

1080
01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:35,471
滿意沒？　-就像他下半身變布偶

1081
01:14:35,472 --> 01:14:38,432
這布偶教美語順便露鳥

1082
01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:41,102
小屌布偶　-我不能再併排

1083
01:14:41,103 --> 01:14:42,888
我已經有三張違停罰單

1084
01:14:44,314 --> 01:14:46,975
不，死侍，怎麼又來了

1085
01:14:47,109 --> 01:14:48,852
這以前發生過？

1086
01:14:49,778 --> 01:14:52,655
要吐不吐乾脆點，受不了你

1087
01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,733
拜託上帝讓我聾了吧

1088
01:14:57,327 --> 01:14:58,452
哇

1089
01:14:58,453 --> 01:15:00,079
免緊張，腿會長回來

1090
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,865
我是指你的臉

1091
01:15:02,082 --> 01:15:04,041
我沒看過你拿掉面罩

1092
01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:06,293
天啊　-活像顆酪梨

1093
01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:08,121
你的腿挺可愛

1094
01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:10,248
要借你褲子嗎？

1095
01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:13,259
很高興大家來看我

1096
01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,754
你們一定在想我怎麼沒叫你們來

1097
01:15:16,013 --> 01:15:17,680
我告訴你我為何過來

1098
01:15:17,681 --> 01:15:20,141
時空旅人之妻的丈夫

1099
01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:22,727
差點要了我的命，他折磨我

1100
01:15:22,728 --> 01:15:25,646
但我只把他想知道的事告訴他

1101
01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:28,016
所以我來幫我們做好準備

1102
01:15:28,567 --> 01:15:30,727
你們自己出任務　-不

1103
01:15:30,944 --> 01:15:32,445
我一個人去

1104
01:15:32,446 --> 01:15:34,780
紅坦克會殺光你們　-同意

1105
01:15:34,781 --> 01:15:36,907
我只需要幾小時把腿長回來

1106
01:15:36,908 --> 01:15:38,075
你要怎麼做？

1107
01:15:38,076 --> 01:15:39,535
不管羅素怎麼對我

1108
01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:42,288
我都要救他，即使要我蛋洗機堡到死

1109
01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:44,290
現在這樣你只能幫他剔牙

1110
01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:46,125
安靜，黑黑寡婦，我正在變形

1111
01:15:46,126 --> 01:15:48,169
第一要務是讓我找到機堡

1112
01:15:48,170 --> 01:15:50,171
接著要他血流成河

1113
01:15:50,172 --> 01:15:52,506
把他的骨頭掛起來當裝飾

1114
01:15:52,507 --> 01:15:54,341
然後我要拿他的皮

1115
01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:57,629
撐開來，做一面求偶鼓

1116
01:15:59,014 --> 01:16:00,799
他站在你們背後對嗎？

1117
01:16:09,274 --> 01:16:11,226
搞屁啊

1118
01:16:11,318 --> 01:16:14,604
這間公寓是開了GPS定位？

1119
01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:16,898
你捅到馬蜂窩了，未來小子

1120
01:16:18,325 --> 01:16:20,527
有必要那樣嗎？

1121
01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:25,414
他開出第六感追緝令

1122
01:16:25,415 --> 01:16:26,658
有何貴幹？

1123
01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:29,035
我想找你一起辦事

1124
01:16:30,337 --> 01:16:32,671
這話不接怎麼行？

1125
01:16:32,672 --> 01:16:34,757
誰先開第一個玩笑？

1126
01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:36,050
大家同時來吧

1127
01:16:36,051 --> 01:16:37,252
好主意

1128
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,844
45美元就幫你吹吹

1129
01:16:38,845 --> 01:16:41,263
只隔著褲子幫你做半套　-幹

1130
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:43,474
蓋皮爾斯在生死關頭裡扮演本事一流

1131
01:16:43,475 --> 01:16:45,427
等等，我想再說一次

1132
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,846
請你從頭來　-我需要你幫忙

1133
01:16:48,188 --> 01:16:50,564
相信我，我比你還不樂意

1134
01:16:50,565 --> 01:16:53,393
但你這低能把紅坦克放了出來

1135
01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:56,153
光靠我對付不了他

1136
01:16:56,154 --> 01:16:57,897
只能聯手

1137
01:16:59,032 --> 01:17:02,326
可惜X特攻隊不再招募

1138
01:17:02,327 --> 01:17:03,828
就算要徵人

1139
01:17:03,829 --> 01:17:05,538
也得等強風特報解除…

1140
01:17:05,539 --> 01:17:06,789
我們時間不多

1141
01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:08,624
你朋友就要開殺戒了

1142
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,167
抱歉，如果你這麼懂

1143
01:17:10,168 --> 01:17:12,704
怎不回到他嬰兒時宰了他？

1144
01:17:13,171 --> 01:17:15,256
或再往回一點，宰了嬰兒希特勒

1145
01:17:15,257 --> 01:17:17,299
我使用儀器在時光中穿梭

1146
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,010
越長的旅行越難控制

1147
01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:24,007
只有兩份能源，分別讓我一來一往

1148
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:27,059
編劇有夠偷懶

1149
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:29,979
那小子今晚會殺了孤兒院校長

1150
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:32,231
然後他會開始嗜血好殺

1151
01:17:32,232 --> 01:17:35,025
就像十歲的克絲汀鄧斯特

1152
01:17:35,026 --> 01:17:36,986
於是他繼續殺人

1153
01:17:36,987 --> 01:17:39,939
殺了又殺

1154
01:17:40,073 --> 01:17:43,485
直到某天，他殺錯了人

1155
01:17:45,871 --> 01:17:47,447
我的人

1156
01:17:51,168 --> 01:17:52,376
別緊張

1157
01:17:52,377 --> 01:17:54,920
我要拿斜背包裡的東西

1158
01:17:54,921 --> 01:17:57,548
那明明是霹靂腰包

1159
01:17:57,549 --> 01:18:00,176
你這矯情賤人清楚得很

1160
01:18:00,177 --> 01:18:02,045
兩者天差地別

1161
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,007
你讓我想起我老婆

1162
01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:07,258
抱歉

1163
01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:10,019
我說你讓我想起老婆　-我消受不起

1164
01:18:10,020 --> 01:18:12,855
你說得深情款款還邊塗唇蜜

1165
01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:14,224
她一直不好過

1166
01:18:15,150 --> 01:18:16,734
但她很有趣

1167
01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:19,354
把自己的痛苦轉化成幽默

1168
01:18:20,030 --> 01:18:22,440
這點我永遠做不好

1169
01:18:23,158 --> 01:18:25,568
是我害死她

1170
01:18:26,995 --> 01:18:29,864
我的職責是阻止羅素那種人

1171
01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:32,867
有幾次我差點成功

1172
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:38,748
他因此不太高興

1173
01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:41,467
他想傷害我

1174
01:18:41,468 --> 01:18:43,628
他很清楚該怎麼做

1175
01:18:47,474 --> 01:18:51,010
藉由我手治癒的惡人有福了

1176
01:18:53,939 --> 01:18:55,557
他到我家

1177
01:18:56,316 --> 01:18:59,394
令我家破人亡

1178
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:04,983
很耳熟嗎？

1179
01:19:05,825 --> 01:19:07,152
很遺憾

1180
01:19:07,494 --> 01:19:09,362
我真的很遺憾

1181
01:19:11,373 --> 01:19:13,582
但那不是羅素

1182
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:15,584
他未必會變壞　-如果你也懂他

1183
01:19:15,585 --> 01:19:17,586
對，他脾氣不好

1184
01:19:17,587 --> 01:19:19,171
也許有點學習障礙

1185
01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:20,631
少量的糖尿病

1186
01:19:20,632 --> 01:19:23,717
但這都有得救　-如果你能回去

1187
01:19:23,718 --> 01:19:26,553
阻止殺你愛人的凶手，你會動手嗎？

1188
01:19:26,554 --> 01:19:28,506
我當然會

1189
01:19:29,057 --> 01:19:30,891
但我不會殺孩子

1190
01:19:30,892 --> 01:19:33,769
我沒叫你殺孩子，他讓我來殺

1191
01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:37,314
我是要你拯救上百名的孩子

1192
01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:39,692
羅素會燒毀孤兒院

1193
01:19:39,693 --> 01:19:41,777
我能想像你過世的女友

1194
01:19:41,778 --> 01:19:44,230
會要你做正確的事，對吧？

1195
01:19:45,031 --> 01:19:47,817
你意下如何，帥哥？

1196
01:19:48,285 --> 01:19:50,035
給我個機會救他

1197
01:19:50,036 --> 01:19:51,537
什麼？　-你剛說

1198
01:19:51,538 --> 01:19:53,205
他一旦殺人就會開始嗜血

1199
01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:55,624
如果我們能事先趕到

1200
01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:59,211
答應我給我機會讓他走向正途

1201
01:19:59,212 --> 01:20:00,546
怎樣的機會？

1202
01:20:00,547 --> 01:20:03,090
不知道，拯救別人的靈魂需要多久？

1203
01:20:03,091 --> 01:20:04,508
我給你30秒

1204
01:20:04,509 --> 01:20:06,510
什麼？不行　-最多就這樣

1205
01:20:06,511 --> 01:20:08,004
不要就拉倒

1206
01:20:18,565 --> 01:20:19,857
他邁出第一步

1207
01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:21,518
你們看他的小腳丫

1208
01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:23,444
繼續走

1209
01:20:23,445 --> 01:20:25,029
天啊

1210
01:20:25,030 --> 01:20:26,606
脫褲懶狀態

1211
01:20:28,450 --> 01:20:29,984
加油，小弟弟

1212
01:20:30,535 --> 01:20:32,070
繼續走啊

1213
01:20:32,287 --> 01:20:35,323
滑嫩鳥仔腳的小正太

1214
01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:38,584
天啊

1215
01:20:38,585 --> 01:20:40,294
不舒服

1216
01:20:40,295 --> 01:20:41,829
30秒

1217
01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,711
成交　-成交

1218
01:20:51,097 --> 01:20:53,640
我完全在狀況外

1219
01:20:53,641 --> 01:20:55,927
也許這樣最好

1220
01:20:57,062 --> 01:21:00,522
所以絕對不要生吃海星

1221
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,392
這是常識

1222
01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:04,318
我們要去哪裡？

1223
01:21:04,319 --> 01:21:05,652
你自己說的

1224
01:21:05,653 --> 01:21:08,655
誰都擋不住紅坦克，我們需要支援

1225
01:21:08,656 --> 01:21:11,609
我會用你敵人的鮮血沐浴

1226
01:21:15,747 --> 01:21:17,574
關掉音樂好嗎？

1227
01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:20,542
不必關

1228
01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,620
你怎麼不乾脆用印度口音說？

1229
01:21:22,754 --> 01:21:23,962
你到底…

1230
01:21:23,963 --> 01:21:25,964
醜陋的排擠心態又出現了

1231
01:21:25,965 --> 01:21:27,716
抱歉，現在比較好了

1232
01:21:27,717 --> 01:21:29,551
我沒有種族歧視，低能

1233
01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:31,963
跟黑湯姆說啊，他是我換帖

1234
01:21:32,639 --> 01:21:35,925
我這次挺白人大叔，真想不到

1235
01:21:36,184 --> 01:21:39,762
你在未來是做什麼的？某種戰士？

1236
01:21:39,938 --> 01:21:41,814
對，類似

1237
01:21:41,815 --> 01:21:44,066
我曾是特種部隊的戰士

1238
01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:46,693
我猜50年後我們會成為好麻吉

1239
01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:48,821
50年後你早就死了

1240
01:21:48,822 --> 01:21:51,115
你們這一代將這座星球搞爛

1241
01:21:51,116 --> 01:21:52,400
砰

1242
01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:54,360
劇透

1243
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:56,787
星球

1244
01:21:56,788 --> 01:21:58,330
下次我自己叫優步

1245
01:21:58,331 --> 01:21:59,907
我來爆雷

1246
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,869
你才不是英雄

1247
01:22:03,044 --> 01:22:06,789
你只是打扮成情趣玩具的小丑

1248
01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:09,591
跟你說件事，我的心在對的地方

1249
01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,176
羅素不會殺任何人

1250
01:22:11,177 --> 01:22:13,554
他會因為我而明白真愛的樣子

1251
01:22:13,555 --> 01:22:17,266
我因為你明白成人雞雞沒發育的樣子

1252
01:22:17,267 --> 01:22:19,810
膨脹係數大，大過鄉民

1253
01:22:19,811 --> 01:22:21,145
真希望我有唸完大學

1254
01:22:21,146 --> 01:22:22,555
到了

1255
01:22:40,498 --> 01:22:42,367
我犯了錯

1256
01:22:42,542 --> 01:22:44,460
我想彌補

1257
01:22:44,461 --> 01:22:47,463
你相信我，我卻把你的信任

1258
01:22:47,464 --> 01:22:50,382
當成機場廁所裡的屌洞

1259
01:22:50,383 --> 01:22:53,294
在明尼亞波利斯的那個，你知道的

1260
01:22:54,053 --> 01:22:55,220
鋼人

1261
01:22:55,221 --> 01:22:57,598
除非人命關天，不然我不會求你

1262
01:22:57,599 --> 01:22:59,683
那孩子需要我們幫忙

1263
01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:01,768
我知道你聽得見

1264
01:23:01,769 --> 01:23:04,396
他跟紅坦克湊在一塊，紅坦克

1265
01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:07,566
那是我最愛也最不該見面的漫威角色

1266
01:23:07,567 --> 01:23:10,527
因為他是臭雞雞

1267
01:23:10,528 --> 01:23:13,071
就像多數雞雞，他跟石頭一樣硬

1268
01:23:13,072 --> 01:23:14,823
而且只會搞出麻煩

1269
01:23:14,824 --> 01:23:16,492
嗨，韋德　-嘿，雪緒

1270
01:23:16,493 --> 01:23:18,452
別理他　-好一對百合姊妹

1271
01:23:18,453 --> 01:23:20,913
我剛說到哪？對

1272
01:23:20,914 --> 01:23:25,083
鋼人，我不值得你的友誼或幫助

1273
01:23:25,084 --> 01:23:26,960
但羅素值得

1274
01:23:26,961 --> 01:23:29,872
我不會像其他人一樣拋棄他

1275
01:23:31,424 --> 01:23:33,584
拜託啦

1276
01:23:37,597 --> 01:23:40,550
還是你可以派大雞翅來幫忙？

1277
01:23:40,725 --> 01:23:43,185
真是太好了

1278
01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:44,770
不，這樣吧

1279
01:23:44,771 --> 01:23:47,648
做正確的事有時候很麻煩

1280
01:23:47,649 --> 01:23:50,810
很靠杯，而且很不方便

1281
01:23:50,985 --> 01:23:54,321
你就待在這棟未開苞城堡

1282
01:23:54,322 --> 01:23:56,649
而我們要去大搞特搞

1283
01:23:59,452 --> 01:24:01,028
你做得很好

1284
01:24:06,459 --> 01:24:09,795
你戴頭盔是防止你兄弟侵入你的腦？

1285
01:24:09,796 --> 01:24:13,090
對，但他得坐輪椅，所以算扯平了

1286
01:24:13,091 --> 01:24:15,592
有人來了，是羅素，院長

1287
01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:17,253
他還帶了人

1288
01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:19,505
看好孩子們

1289
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:26,345
想不想搞破壞？

1290
01:24:26,688 --> 01:24:30,725
“搞破壞”是我的家常便飯

1291
01:24:33,861 --> 01:24:36,522
幫我看著後面，我去處理老頭

1292
01:24:36,531 --> 01:24:39,025
沒問題，兄弟

1293
01:24:44,622 --> 01:24:46,290
來做沙威瑪囉

1294
01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:48,117
30秒

1295
01:24:48,543 --> 01:24:50,870
我終於明白我為何在此

1296
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:53,088
這地方養育我長大

1297
01:24:53,089 --> 01:24:55,382
不是養育，是折磨我

1298
01:24:55,383 --> 01:24:58,302
你在此的宇宙道理揭曉了

1299
01:24:58,303 --> 01:24:59,678
來吧　-肯定好玩

1300
01:24:59,679 --> 01:25:00,887
是啊

1301
01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:02,431
我一直想問你

1302
01:25:02,432 --> 01:25:05,635
那隻灰頭土臉的熊麻吉是怎樣？

1303
01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:09,680
那不是土，是我過世女兒的血

1304
01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,734
我對麩質過敏

1305
01:25:13,735 --> 01:25:15,436
只要一杯酒，我就…

1306
01:25:16,613 --> 01:25:17,814
對

1307
01:25:21,284 --> 01:25:24,202
真希望時光倒流，我就能收回蠢話

1308
01:25:24,203 --> 01:25:25,655
直接下音樂吧

1309
01:25:50,813 --> 01:25:53,724
歡迎回家，羅素，我們很想你

1310
01:25:54,734 --> 01:25:55,901
羅素

1311
01:25:55,902 --> 01:25:58,437
你不需要這樣，我們談談

1312
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:00,731
你幹嘛穿得像炸彈客？

1313
01:26:04,911 --> 01:26:07,120
懂了　-我就說這廢物沒救了

1314
01:26:07,121 --> 01:26:09,907
閉嘴，薩諾斯，我們約定好的…

1315
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:11,492
嘿

1316
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:15,162
我要把那計程車駕駛塞進你的菊花

1317
01:26:16,089 --> 01:26:18,423
我的身體跟雙手軟綿綿

1318
01:26:18,424 --> 01:26:21,544
你先回車上吧　-我先回車上

1319
01:26:22,470 --> 01:26:25,339
想達到最好效果，得扣下扳機

1320
01:26:28,059 --> 01:26:29,552
那把槍超屌

1321
01:26:30,687 --> 01:26:32,096
說啊

1322
01:26:34,065 --> 01:26:37,268
你令人深惡痛絕

1323
01:26:44,409 --> 01:26:47,744
現在我要把紅小子塞入老小子

1324
01:26:47,745 --> 01:26:50,364
我相信他，隨人顧性命

1325
01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:55,828
中招

1326
01:26:56,421 --> 01:26:57,788
閃開，矮子

1327
01:27:00,591 --> 01:27:03,502
嗨，大塊頭，太陽要下山了

1328
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:05,004
挫青屎

1329
01:27:18,693 --> 01:27:20,478
過來，美女

1330
01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:23,689
說啊

1331
01:28:23,007 --> 01:28:24,174
你為我而來

1332
01:28:24,175 --> 01:28:27,928
我不放棄你，你也別放棄那孩子

1333
01:28:27,929 --> 01:28:29,930
誰說規則不是用來打破的？

1334
01:28:29,931 --> 01:28:32,349
耍陰招時間到

1335
01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:33,850
掃踢他的傷腿，強尼

1336
01:28:33,851 --> 01:28:36,603
有種別以大欺小

1337
01:28:36,604 --> 01:28:40,516
這話真有你的風格，解決他，猛男

1338
01:28:40,733 --> 01:28:42,560
電腦特效大戰開打

1339
01:29:05,675 --> 01:29:07,092
他表現很好

1340
01:29:07,093 --> 01:29:08,502
說啊

1341
01:29:12,473 --> 01:29:14,091
羅素　-找到了

1342
01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:28,064
沒錯，我來陰的

1343
01:29:29,115 --> 01:29:30,949
好棒　-那些怪胎在那邊

1344
01:29:30,950 --> 01:29:33,194
一群穿護理鞋的武裝戀童癖

1345
01:29:33,494 --> 01:29:35,154
能給我一把槍嗎？

1346
01:29:35,621 --> 01:29:37,455
不能　-沒關係

1347
01:29:37,456 --> 01:29:39,457
快離開，變種人渣

1348
01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:40,659
我就用這塊磚頭

1349
01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:42,411
使出渾身解數

1350
01:29:48,342 --> 01:29:50,294
誰說無法再回家的？

1351
01:30:07,194 --> 01:30:08,437
耶

1352
01:30:10,448 --> 01:30:11,982
說啊

1353
01:30:12,158 --> 01:30:15,402
你每次折磨我都會說的話

1354
01:30:15,745 --> 01:30:16,912
說出來

1355
01:30:16,913 --> 01:30:20,032
藉由我手治癒的惡人有福了

1356
01:30:21,042 --> 01:30:22,868
藉由我手

1357
01:30:23,210 --> 01:30:24,620
治癒的惡人

1358
01:30:24,921 --> 01:30:26,622
有福了

1359
01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:46,934
該死的共產主義分子

1360
01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:15,171
天啊，你也感覺到了嗎？

1361
01:31:15,846 --> 01:31:18,257
只有好麻吉會一起處決戀童癖

1362
01:31:20,977 --> 01:31:23,353
給你30秒，你這大嘴肛塞

1363
01:31:23,354 --> 01:31:24,763
我們逐漸同步了

1364
01:31:29,276 --> 01:31:31,687
需要一輛巴士送你們出去

1365
01:31:36,826 --> 01:31:38,068
孤兒們

1366
01:31:39,036 --> 01:31:40,446
天啊

1367
01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:44,416
現在用火焰懲罰你

1368
01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:47,119
小孩不該背負這種力量

1369
01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:57,004
羅素，等等

1370
01:32:11,318 --> 01:32:13,486
等等，他還沒開殺戒

1371
01:32:13,487 --> 01:32:15,530
你還不死心？　-不准動他

1372
01:32:15,531 --> 01:32:16,781
他只是孩子

1373
01:32:16,782 --> 01:32:18,859
快，時間不等人

1374
01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:34,583
我要把你鎔化，然後做成屌環

1375
01:32:54,779 --> 01:32:57,606
我說過別來煩我　-快啊

1376
01:32:57,948 --> 01:32:59,275
聽我說

1377
01:33:22,890 --> 01:33:25,676
我們在俄國就是這麼幹

1378
01:33:27,686 --> 01:33:30,431
聽說千禧世代的孩子最難溝通

1379
01:33:31,607 --> 01:33:35,019
不，你做得很好

1380
01:33:36,153 --> 01:33:38,856
當壞人好爽

1381
01:33:39,073 --> 01:33:40,949
韋德，回家吧

1382
01:33:40,950 --> 01:33:42,985
別來壞我的事

1383
01:33:48,124 --> 01:33:49,499
我越來越上手了

1384
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:50,743
快走

1385
01:33:54,046 --> 01:33:56,047
韋德，他今晚得死

1386
01:33:56,048 --> 01:33:57,791
你阻止不了我

1387
01:33:58,551 --> 01:34:00,468
他連跑步的樣子都像變態

1388
01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:03,422
就像筆電不見的網路淫魔

1389
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:06,182
那把槍還有一發子彈

1390
01:34:06,183 --> 01:34:08,226
等等，拜託給我一點時間

1391
01:34:08,227 --> 01:34:09,727
讓我來

1392
01:34:09,728 --> 01:34:12,021
羅素　-回家去吧，韋德

1393
01:34:12,022 --> 01:34:14,350
來談談，不需要這樣

1394
01:34:14,733 --> 01:34:16,226
那個人渣

1395
01:34:16,443 --> 01:34:18,236
他那種敗類死有餘辜

1396
01:34:18,237 --> 01:34:21,815
他重重傷害你，讓你想傷害別人

1397
01:34:22,491 --> 01:34:24,325
但你若殺他，他就贏了

1398
01:34:24,326 --> 01:34:28,030
你會成為比他口中更糟的人

1399
01:34:28,247 --> 01:34:29,907
你還只是孩子

1400
01:34:30,291 --> 01:34:32,083
你不想傷害別人

1401
01:34:32,084 --> 01:34:33,376
你怎知道我想怎樣？

1402
01:34:33,377 --> 01:34:35,204
因為我進入過你的深處

1403
01:34:35,671 --> 01:34:37,164
不是那意思

1404
01:34:37,590 --> 01:34:39,340
我進入過你最柔軟的一塊

1405
01:34:39,341 --> 01:34:41,259
這話也很倒胃口

1406
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:42,760
好爛的比喻

1407
01:34:42,761 --> 01:34:44,380
重點是

1408
01:34:44,638 --> 01:34:46,389
還有別人

1409
01:34:46,390 --> 01:34:49,475
在這糟糕的世界上還有別人

1410
01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:52,228
他之外的人，會好好對待你

1411
01:34:52,229 --> 01:34:55,057
現在還不遲，別動手

1412
01:35:00,404 --> 01:35:02,981
我不該丟下你的

1413
01:35:04,533 --> 01:35:06,610
我不該把你丟在獄中

1414
01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:14,993
我信不過你

1415
01:35:16,503 --> 01:35:19,081
我誰都信不過

1416
01:35:27,806 --> 01:35:29,216
臭小子

1417
01:35:29,516 --> 01:35:31,385
韋德，你阻止不了我

1418
01:35:33,395 --> 01:35:35,688
我還有一個點子

1419
01:35:35,689 --> 01:35:38,650
連我都覺得這點子超爛

1420
01:35:38,651 --> 01:35:39,901
韋德，你做什麼？

1421
01:35:39,902 --> 01:35:41,728
好，最後賭一把，孩子

1422
01:35:42,321 --> 01:35:44,231
若你今天非殺人不可

1423
01:35:44,448 --> 01:35:45,907
藉由我手…

1424
01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:48,026
那就殺我吧

1425
01:35:48,911 --> 01:35:51,029
治癒的惡人有福了

1426
01:35:53,958 --> 01:35:56,577
去你的

1427
01:36:57,104 --> 01:37:00,265
請確認劇組有用慢動作處理

1428
01:37:05,070 --> 01:37:06,772
不妙

1429
01:37:08,157 --> 01:37:09,775
糟糕

1430
01:37:17,207 --> 01:37:20,327
你為了我犧牲自己

1431
01:37:20,544 --> 01:37:21,753
對

1432
01:37:21,754 --> 01:37:24,164
那是我做過最好的事

1433
01:37:25,924 --> 01:37:28,092
我說過我在乎你

1434
01:37:28,093 --> 01:37:30,045
羅素，你是好孩子

1435
01:37:31,430 --> 01:37:32,673
嘿

1436
01:37:33,932 --> 01:37:35,308
那隻熊

1437
01:37:35,309 --> 01:37:36,802
成功了

1438
01:37:43,567 --> 01:37:45,234
因為你

1439
01:37:45,235 --> 01:37:47,729
不，韋德，是因為你

1440
01:37:48,405 --> 01:37:50,531
住手，住手

1441
01:37:50,532 --> 01:37:51,900
住手

1442
01:37:52,868 --> 01:37:55,612
就讓我去吧

1443
01:37:55,871 --> 01:37:58,991
我的心大概終於到了對的地方

1444
01:37:59,625 --> 01:38:02,244
猜什麼燈謎

1445
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,300
真對不起

1446
01:38:09,301 --> 01:38:10,510
不需要

1447
01:38:10,511 --> 01:38:12,462
我厭世了好一陣子

1448
01:38:12,930 --> 01:38:14,639
拜託，別離開我

1449
01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:16,307
我不要斷氣時身旁沒觀眾

1450
01:38:16,308 --> 01:38:17,975
我們哪都不會去

1451
01:38:17,976 --> 01:38:20,228
希望奧斯卡評審正在看

1452
01:38:20,229 --> 01:38:21,471
歇會吧

1453
01:38:23,107 --> 01:38:24,391
爸爸

1454
01:38:26,402 --> 01:38:28,562
爸爸，聽得見我嗎？

1455
01:38:30,614 --> 01:38:36,820
爸爸，夜晚中找得到我嗎？

1456
01:38:57,891 --> 01:38:59,343
在我死之前

1457
01:38:59,685 --> 01:39:01,595
抱歉，我還有幾口氣

1458
01:39:01,979 --> 01:39:03,271
多米諾

1459
01:39:03,272 --> 01:39:07,976
我要把探險活寶手錶給你

1460
01:39:10,362 --> 01:39:13,440
原來幸運的人是我

1461
01:39:13,866 --> 01:39:15,150
謝謝

1462
01:39:16,452 --> 01:39:19,571
魔法少女莎賓娜

1463
01:39:19,997 --> 01:39:22,282
很榮幸認識你

1464
01:39:23,709 --> 01:39:26,620
嗨，雪緒　-嗨，韋德

1465
01:39:28,422 --> 01:39:29,748
你

1466
01:39:30,090 --> 01:39:31,416
大金鋼

1467
01:39:32,134 --> 01:39:34,711
我一向不是你最好的朋友

1468
01:39:35,095 --> 01:39:37,513
但你一直是我的麻吉

1469
01:39:37,514 --> 01:39:39,007
謝謝

1470
01:39:40,976 --> 01:39:42,761
為我說聲“幹”

1471
01:39:43,395 --> 01:39:46,397
一次就好，我們一起說，這沒什麼

1472
01:39:46,398 --> 01:39:48,308
來囉，一、二、三

1473
01:39:49,485 --> 01:39:50,651
幹

1474
01:39:50,652 --> 01:39:53,897
拔舌地獄歡迎你

1475
01:39:55,324 --> 01:39:57,359
還有你，機堡

1476
01:39:58,452 --> 01:40:02,322
回去找你的家人，幫我跟她們問好

1477
01:40:02,998 --> 01:40:06,410
答應我一件事

1478
01:40:06,668 --> 01:40:08,127
以後評斷別人

1479
01:40:08,128 --> 01:40:11,623
不要看膚色，而是要看人格

1480
01:40:12,174 --> 01:40:13,959
天啊　-羅素

1481
01:40:14,968 --> 01:40:17,087
你在這啊

1482
01:40:17,471 --> 01:40:19,423
你現在是超級英雄了

1483
01:40:20,724 --> 01:40:22,008
聽著

1484
01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:24,928
家庭不是狗屁

1485
01:40:25,479 --> 01:40:26,854
好嗎？

1486
01:40:26,855 --> 01:40:28,765
外頭有個家庭等著你

1487
01:40:29,316 --> 01:40:31,226
繼續找就對了

1488
01:40:34,530 --> 01:40:37,482
各位，剛才有一度

1489
01:40:38,116 --> 01:40:40,986
我們組成超棒的團隊

1490
01:40:55,300 --> 01:40:57,502
好難死

1491
01:40:58,804 --> 01:41:01,381
我好愛你們陪在我身邊

1492
01:41:02,266 --> 01:41:03,717
好愛好愛

1493
01:41:05,644 --> 01:41:08,013
我感覺到，要來了

1494
01:41:08,522 --> 01:41:12,441
我覺得靈魂在出竅

1495
01:41:12,442 --> 01:41:13,643
對

1496
01:41:15,237 --> 01:41:17,272
你們看見沒？

1497
01:41:17,781 --> 01:41:20,150
看見那道美麗的亮光？

1498
01:41:21,410 --> 01:41:22,778
就在那裡

1499
01:41:28,834 --> 01:41:32,128
原來那是太陽，不要直視

1500
01:41:32,129 --> 01:41:34,331
我最後還有幾句話

1501
01:41:35,716 --> 01:41:37,292
啄木鳥

1502
01:41:37,884 --> 01:41:39,419
牙齦炎

1503
01:41:41,263 --> 01:41:42,839
胡言亂語

1504
01:41:46,977 --> 01:41:49,137
你想不想堆個雪人？

1505
01:43:03,929 --> 01:43:05,262
抱歉，我來晚了

1506
01:43:05,263 --> 01:43:08,307
有一群行動不便的孩子困在樹上

1507
01:43:08,308 --> 01:43:09,718
不　-不

1508
01:43:10,602 --> 01:43:13,471
但我確實幫了一個孩子　-對

1509
01:43:13,730 --> 01:43:15,606
他的名字很糟　-超中二

1510
01:43:15,607 --> 01:43:16,892
我跟他說過

1511
01:43:19,027 --> 01:43:20,645
這裡是天堂嗎？

1512
01:43:21,321 --> 01:43:22,731
現在是了

1513
01:43:25,992 --> 01:43:28,069
真對不起

1514
01:43:28,704 --> 01:43:30,238
沒關係

1515
01:43:49,891 --> 01:43:51,968
我好想你

1516
01:43:57,357 --> 01:43:59,225
怎麼了嗎？

1517
01:44:00,944 --> 01:44:02,646
還不是時候

1518
01:44:03,071 --> 01:44:05,114
什麼叫還不是時候？

1519
01:44:05,115 --> 01:44:06,782
我都來了

1520
01:44:06,783 --> 01:44:08,534
你不能留下　-不

1521
01:44:08,535 --> 01:44:11,203
我要留下，我不會拋下你

1522
01:44:11,204 --> 01:44:12,447
沒關係

1523
01:44:12,748 --> 01:44:15,784
我們會重逢的，只是不是現在

1524
01:44:16,585 --> 01:44:19,245
他們需要你　-誰？

1525
01:44:21,089 --> 01:44:22,582
你的“狗屁”

1526
01:44:23,633 --> 01:44:24,834
為什麼？

1527
01:44:25,010 --> 01:44:27,003
你會明白的

1528
01:44:27,763 --> 01:44:29,881
沒關係，我會在這裡

1529
01:44:30,974 --> 01:44:32,425
我愛你

1530
01:44:34,728 --> 01:44:37,347
我知道，我也愛你

1531
01:44:37,898 --> 01:44:39,099
去吧

1532
01:44:40,192 --> 01:44:42,394
快離開

1533
01:44:43,236 --> 01:44:44,437
去啊

1534
01:44:46,990 --> 01:44:48,233
嘿

1535
01:44:51,036 --> 01:44:53,405
吻我證明你想我，小紅帽

1536
01:44:53,830 --> 01:44:55,156
過來

1537
01:45:14,392 --> 01:45:15,976
別搞上貓王

1538
01:45:15,977 --> 01:45:18,138
別搞上鋼人　-什麼？

1539
01:45:27,405 --> 01:45:29,615
來做沙威瑪囉　-30秒

1540
01:45:29,616 --> 01:45:30,908
我一直想問你

1541
01:45:30,909 --> 01:45:33,452
那隻灰頭土臉的熊麻吉是怎樣？

1542
01:45:33,453 --> 01:45:35,405
那是我女兒的熊布偶

1543
01:45:35,664 --> 01:45:37,073
她的名字叫霍普

1544
01:45:39,209 --> 01:45:41,168
你做什麼？

1545
01:45:41,169 --> 01:45:42,954
摸了要給小費喔

1546
01:45:55,559 --> 01:45:58,136
請確認劇組有用慢動作處理

1547
01:46:01,273 --> 01:46:03,190
你為了我犧牲自己

1548
01:46:03,191 --> 01:46:04,893
看樣子我…

1549
01:46:09,197 --> 01:46:11,733
真材實料的高級鉛製品

1550
01:46:13,451 --> 01:46:16,537
你這穿越時空的王八蛋

1551
01:46:16,538 --> 01:46:18,323
你為我這麼做？

1552
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:22,702
等等，你回不去了

1553
01:46:23,128 --> 01:46:26,255
你把能源用光，你的妻女怎麼辦？

1554
01:46:26,256 --> 01:46:29,709
我家人安全了，我這麼做不是為你

1555
01:46:30,969 --> 01:46:33,470
我要待在這一陣子

1556
01:46:33,471 --> 01:46:36,674
確保這世界不會崩壞瓦解

1557
01:46:37,183 --> 01:46:40,261
不對，你是為了我

1558
01:46:40,812 --> 01:46:42,313
我不是

1559
01:46:42,314 --> 01:46:43,772
你是　-真的不是

1560
01:46:43,773 --> 01:46:45,649
我確定你是　-肯定不是

1561
01:46:45,650 --> 01:46:47,484
好，擲硬幣決定

1562
01:46:47,485 --> 01:46:50,237
正面是為了我，反面是為了我

1563
01:46:50,238 --> 01:46:52,899
根本不用看，你就是為了我

1564
01:46:53,116 --> 01:46:54,283
再說一次

1565
01:46:54,284 --> 01:46:55,910
他是為了我　-天啊

1566
01:46:55,911 --> 01:46:57,870
得拿掉項圈　-算了吧，沒用

1567
01:46:57,871 --> 01:46:59,705
這種項圈拿不下來

1568
01:46:59,706 --> 01:47:00,907
韋德

1569
01:47:01,249 --> 01:47:03,076
我有個點子

1570
01:47:03,209 --> 01:47:05,377
拜託別這樣

1571
01:47:05,378 --> 01:47:07,838
我寧願死於癌症，不要…

1572
01:47:07,839 --> 01:47:11,167
果然肛筆比利劍更薰人

1573
01:47:11,968 --> 01:47:13,385
需要密碼

1574
01:47:13,386 --> 01:47:15,346
試試七

1575
01:47:15,347 --> 01:47:16,972
別鬧了，好運隊長

1576
01:47:16,973 --> 01:47:18,474
不可能只有一碼

1577
01:47:18,475 --> 01:47:19,759
編劇有夠偷懶

1578
01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:22,095
我的好運還在

1579
01:47:24,940 --> 01:47:27,100
把那塞進你的第三隻眼睛

1580
01:47:28,610 --> 01:47:30,569
我不知道怎麼謝你

1581
01:47:30,570 --> 01:47:32,272
但我知道怎麼抱你

1582
01:47:32,530 --> 01:47:33,864
不　-要

1583
01:47:33,865 --> 01:47:35,324
來吧，抱一個

1584
01:47:35,325 --> 01:47:36,533
來啊

1585
01:47:36,534 --> 01:47:37,993
骨盆對骨盆

1586
01:47:37,994 --> 01:47:39,411
小頭對小頭

1587
01:47:39,412 --> 01:47:42,115
很好，年輕人說這叫接水管

1588
01:47:43,667 --> 01:47:44,875
小刀抵著我下體？

1589
01:47:44,876 --> 01:47:47,211
小刀抵著你下體　-我還是後退

1590
01:47:47,212 --> 01:47:49,046
對　-我不想被閹割

1591
01:47:49,047 --> 01:47:51,882
裝作什麼都沒發生過

1592
01:47:51,883 --> 01:47:54,002
回家吧，羅素

1593
01:47:57,472 --> 01:48:01,892
你們這些變種人都會陪那孩子下地獄

1594
01:48:01,893 --> 01:48:05,020
你們的靈魂萬死莫贖

1595
01:48:05,021 --> 01:48:06,355
瞧瞧你的變態靈魂

1596
01:48:06,356 --> 01:48:09,233
不，夠了，別髒了自己的手

1597
01:48:09,234 --> 01:48:10,484
別跟他見識

1598
01:48:10,485 --> 01:48:13,237
別再製造無謂的流血暴力

1599
01:48:13,238 --> 01:48:14,863
讓報應收拾他吧

1600
01:48:14,864 --> 01:48:18,067
審判日到了

1601
01:48:27,210 --> 01:48:29,412
我會想念他，感覺他是好人

1602
01:48:30,588 --> 01:48:32,256
勇氣，爽啦

1603
01:48:32,257 --> 01:48:33,590
報應，爽啦

1604
01:48:33,591 --> 01:48:35,300
我最後30秒聽到你過來

1605
01:48:35,301 --> 01:48:37,344
我差點憋笑破功

1606
01:48:37,345 --> 01:48:39,221
我還要

1607
01:48:39,222 --> 01:48:40,973
我想也是，棕豹

1608
01:48:40,974 --> 01:48:44,177
該走了，免得惡霸坦克醒來

1609
01:48:44,561 --> 01:48:46,854
也是，跟我們一起走嗎？

1610
01:48:46,855 --> 01:48:48,856
我們要帶孩子們回X學校

1611
01:48:48,857 --> 01:48:50,350
我們是X-Men

1612
01:48:50,442 --> 01:48:53,152
不對，你們是X人類

1613
01:48:53,153 --> 01:48:54,528
你是GY人類

1614
01:48:54,529 --> 01:48:56,689
我懂你，幽默喔

1615
01:48:57,032 --> 01:48:59,442
掰，韋德　-掰，雪緒

1616
01:49:01,870 --> 01:49:04,079
如果用240公分高的鉻金屬

1617
01:49:04,080 --> 01:49:05,289
灑一撮勇氣

1618
01:49:05,290 --> 01:49:06,582
和一杯好運

1619
01:49:06,583 --> 01:49:08,167
放一小塊種族歧視

1620
01:49:08,168 --> 01:49:09,418
和少量糖尿病

1621
01:49:09,419 --> 01:49:11,955
再加一堆四期癌症，能料理出什麼？

1622
01:49:12,172 --> 01:49:14,540
答案：一家人

1623
01:49:14,924 --> 01:49:18,093
我沒騙你吧，這是家庭電影

1624
01:49:18,094 --> 01:49:19,470
若你今天有什麼感想

1625
01:49:19,471 --> 01:49:22,681
除了想搜尋“電音是在紅什麼”

1626
01:49:22,682 --> 01:49:25,677
就是我們都需要有個歸屬

1627
01:49:30,565 --> 01:49:34,644
“死侍泡泡浴”

1628
01:49:39,032 --> 01:49:42,944
“侍，死侍”

1629
01:49:43,870 --> 01:49:47,156
“慢走不送”

1630
01:49:51,711 --> 01:49:55,081
“開演”

1631
01:49:55,256 --> 01:49:58,459
“美乳紅紅”

1632
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:06,050
“跳舞吧，鐵皮人”

1633
01:50:09,437 --> 01:50:12,807
“林北叫什麼名字”

1634
01:50:16,653 --> 01:50:20,481
“有夠衰洨”

1635
01:50:20,615 --> 01:50:23,860
“向小熊維尼看齊”

1636
01:50:41,010 --> 01:50:44,130
“為侍阿嬤笑一個”

1637
01:50:50,895 --> 01:50:52,020
“待辦清單：”

1638
01:50:52,021 --> 01:50:54,265
“1.世界和平2.打給阿杜3.殺壞蛋”

1639
01:50:55,567 --> 01:50:58,102
“這個人有很強的X原力”

1640
01:51:09,122 --> 01:51:12,492
“口袋滿滿”

1641
01:51:22,510 --> 01:51:26,346
這種小儀器居然有足夠能量扭轉時間

1642
01:51:26,347 --> 01:51:30,601
快點搞定，不然我送去蘋果維修

1643
01:51:30,602 --> 01:51:31,977
機堡發現的話會殺了你

1644
01:51:31,978 --> 01:51:33,061
沒聽過這人

1645
01:51:33,062 --> 01:51:34,597
不然我幹嘛幫他？

1646
01:51:35,690 --> 01:51:40,186
神的安排凡人不會懂的，再會

1647
01:51:40,987 --> 01:51:42,188
掰，韋德

1648
01:51:42,488 --> 01:51:43,689
掰，雪緒

1649
01:51:44,824 --> 01:51:47,235
那大概是個壞主意

1650
01:51:47,368 --> 01:51:48,694
我們做了什麼？

1651
01:52:06,930 --> 01:52:09,132
希望起司抹刀磨利了

1652
01:52:19,108 --> 01:52:20,768
我馬上回來

1653
01:52:22,528 --> 01:52:25,273
我們的孩子一定要取名為雪兒

1654
01:52:28,284 --> 01:52:29,701
彼得

1655
01:52:29,702 --> 01:52:31,245
X特攻隊

1656
01:52:31,246 --> 01:52:33,656
走吧，你快點閃人

1657
01:52:34,332 --> 01:52:35,707
但我們是X特攻隊

1658
01:52:35,708 --> 01:52:37,334
不是，沒有X特攻隊

1659
01:52:37,335 --> 01:52:40,371
好吧，其實這行動挺可怕

1660
01:52:40,713 --> 01:52:43,166
回家吧，熊寶貝

1661
01:52:43,591 --> 01:52:46,377
好，把我的電郵地址給多米諾好嗎？

1662
01:52:55,436 --> 01:52:57,430
韋德，是你嗎？

1663
01:52:59,899 --> 01:53:02,477
史崔克終於找到辦法讓你閉嘴

1664
01:53:08,992 --> 01:53:14,363
是我，爪子別過來，我在清理時間線

1665
01:53:19,085 --> 01:53:20,578
愛你喔

1666
01:53:22,839 --> 01:53:24,298
提著綠燈都找不到的機會

1667
01:53:24,299 --> 01:53:26,083
“綠光戰警”

1668
01:53:31,639 --> 01:53:33,674
不用客氣，加拿大

1669
01:59:08,434 --> 01:59:10,636
翻譯：華志堅