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Good-bye, everyone.

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Don't you mean hello?

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Oh, Arthur.

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I'm really gonna miss
our morning banter.

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Franco.

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You always listened to my stories

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even though everybody else
said they were boring.

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I'm glad that's how you saw that. Damn.

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Sweatpants.

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- I never knew your real name.
- Well, actually, it's...

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Now I never will.

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All right, all right, enough of that.

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What the hell is going on?

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I have diabetes.

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Oh, my God. That's awful.

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Did the doctor say what kind?

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Oh, I didn't see the doctor.

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I got a blood test and
picked up some brochures.

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I got all the symptoms.

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Okay.

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"Water retention, lack of milk,

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raw nipples"...

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It's the wrong brochure.

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I just like the pictures on this one.

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There.

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Says I have to cut out carbs,
fat, sugar,

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all the major food groups.

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Oh, you still can come in
for coffee, right?

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What, and be around
all of this deliciousness?

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You know I have no willpower.

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I used to be a pack-a-day smoker.

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Yeah, I know, but you quit.

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By eating donuts.

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Tush, if you're worried,

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why don't you try
switching to vegetables?

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Sofia, this is a very serious problem,

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and I do not appreciate your sarcasm.

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Randy Deluca.

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Come here.

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Randy, there's no easy way to say this.

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It's never going to happen between us.

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Oh, Tush.

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You couldn't handle all this, anyway.

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Hey, what's happening?

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Thinks he has diabetes,
can't have donuts,

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acting like he's dying.

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Well, I have one last good-bye.

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Aw, Tush.

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Where is he going?

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To the bathroom.

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It's where he spends most of his time.

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You know, I have some bad news, too.

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A bunch of ICE agents are
doing a sweep of Uptown

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and I have to be their local liaison.

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- Immigration agents here?
- Yeah.

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And you're cool with helping
them round up innocent people?

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No. Chicago Police can't arrest anyone

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based on their immigration status.

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But the feds can and we
have to babysit them,

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which sucks because then
we're caught in the middle.

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Oh, golly gee.

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Are the po-po having a hard time?

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Yes, we are, smart-ass.

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You know, ICE is just doing their job.

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But the next time there's a hit-and-run,

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no one's gonna report it

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because they're gonna
be scared to talk to us.

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ICE? I love ICE.

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Or as your people call it,<i> La Migra.</i>

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You know, if I could check a box
on my tax returns

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to give all my money to ICE, I would.

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Actually, I tried.

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I made my own little box,
but they said no.

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Man, how you gonna be
pro-ICE and an immigrant?

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Because they go after the people
who came here the wrong way.

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I came in the right way.

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I filled out the forms.

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I-I waited in line.

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Well, your line is a lot shorter
than it is for Colombians.

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You know, it could take at least
a decade just to be eligible.

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Oh, lucky me.

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When the Marines blew up my house,

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they gave me a Big Mac and a green card.

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I just hate it how liberals expect us

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to ignore the immigration laws,

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but we got to follow all the other laws.

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Is your car still parked
in that fire lane?

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Yeah, I'll move it in a sec.

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The point is that I salute

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the brave men and women of ICE

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and their very cool windbreakers.

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Brave? Some of the people they go after

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did not choose to break the law.

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They came here with their
parents when they were babies.

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Okay, well, what if a baby robs a bank?

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You're telling me that
baby shouldn't be punished?

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You're right. He should go to baby jail.

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Is that real? Don't mess with me.

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Nobody would have to break
the law if this country

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had a comprehensive immigration policy.

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Exactly.

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Immigration is what
made this country great.

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I mean, we're all
from somewhere else, right?

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Yup. Fawz is from Iraq.

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Your parents are from Poland.

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My grandparents are from Italy.

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Ooh, do me! It ends in Chicago,

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but before that,
it's real uncomfortable.

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This isn't funny to the people
who are spending their lives

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looking over their shoulders,

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praying that their families
don't get torn apart.

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Well, now,
she's really worked up over this.

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Well, her parents are immigrants.

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Yeah, it makes you wonder
if maybe she's illegal.

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Has anyone seen her passport?

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Yeah, Fawz.

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I'm sure she's heading
for the border right now.

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Well, it does look like

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she's saying good-bye to that new guy

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who works in her truck.

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Right. Yeah. Something's
definitely going down, man.

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You know, if Arthur and I
ever hug like that,

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- one of us better be dying.
- Hey.

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Oh.

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He's my friend. Wh-What's up?

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So, everybody inside thinks
that you're worried about ICE

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'cause you're here illegally,
which I don't think is true,

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but if it is, just blink twice,

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I'll make a diversion and
give you a head start.

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No.

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I'm not worried about myself.

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I'm-I'm worried about my brother.

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Franco, this is Rafé.

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What's up, man?

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He's undocumented and if they find him,

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he could be deported.

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You know, whenever I got
kicked out of the movie theater

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for sneaking in,
I would wait about 20 minutes,

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just come back through the fire exit.

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You might've just realized

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that I am not an expert on immigration.

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All right, okay, so,
how are you not illegal but he illegal?

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Uh, we prefer the term undocumented.

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No human being is illegal.

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Yeah, I was just about to say that.

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I'm a citizen because I
was born in the States.

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Rafé is two years older.

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He was born in Colombia.

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Yeah,
I only know what Colombia looks like

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from coffee commercials.

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Oh, and season one of<i> Narcos.</i>

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- That's a good season right there, man.
- Right?

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- I love some<i> Narcos.</i>
- Okay. Thank you.

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Enough.

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Okay, so, what are you doing in Chicago?

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I thought y'all family
was from Wisconsin?

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He had to leave last week

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when ICE raided the bakery he works at.

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Yeah, if they pick me up,
I got to go to Colombia

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for the rest of my life,
which might only be for a couple hours

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'cause I'll have to choose between gang
"A" and gang "B."

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I don't even know the gang names.
I'm in trouble.

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Sofia, since I can't eat donuts anymore,

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do you have something in
a healthy morning snack?

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Uh, people like my chia pudding.

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Oh, well, I love my Chia Pet,
so what the hell.

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Can you give Tush a chia bowl?

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Ah.

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Ooh, God.

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It's like my taste buds
are committing suicide.

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Oh, sweet, sweet death, take me now.

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I mean, thank you.

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So what do we do now?

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Well, we keep you out of sight

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while ICE is in the neighborhood,

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and just go to my apartment and lay low.

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No way.
They got my ID in the bakery raid.

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They can track me through family.

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I can't put you in any more danger.

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Danger?

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It's almost never enforced, but yes,

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I can go to prison for harboring him.

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All right, well, I would let you
stay with me in my neighborhood,

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but the police harass anybody
darker than Vin Diesel.

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No. I-I need someplace no
one would ever drop by,

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like-like a hermit cave

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where an old, lonely shut-in would live.

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- Arthur.
- Arthur.

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- Arthur.
- Just hang on.

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Give it up, Fawz.

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Building a wall is not a solution

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to the immigration problem.

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You're right.
That's why I want to build two walls.

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You better not be talking about Canada.

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They got the friendly white people.

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Not Canada. I want to build one
wall across our southern border

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and one around Nancy Pelosi.

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You're an idiot!

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- Three walls.
- Oh.

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All right, I got to get going.

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Got to go meet the ICE guys.

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Oh, uh, yeah?

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What, they doing raids right now?
Uh, where?

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Oh, I can't tell you.

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These pain-in-the-ass fed guys

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are so touchy about their
"secret raids."

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Off to the lumber yard.

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Oops.

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Hey, man, can I, can I talk to
you in the kitchen real quick?

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- Just real quick?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, come on.

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You know, Arthur, I'm glad.

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Know why I'm glad?

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Because we're on the same page

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about this whole immigration thing.

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Well, no, it's an important issue.

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In fact, I just gave a donation
to the Family Freedom Coalition.

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Yeah, they gave me a tote bag
and a hand-crank flashlight.

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You know?

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I-I'm the battery.
See? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Cool. But, look,
how would you like the chance

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to really change someone's life?

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- What do you mean?
- Okay.

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So, you know how Sofia
was hugging that guy

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- outside her truck?
- Mm-hmm.

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That's her brother
and he's undocumented.

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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

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Well, how would you like to,
uh, let him stay with you

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for a couple days till ICE
is done sniffing around?

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With me?

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What happens if they find him here?

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Well, technically, you could go to jail,

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but Sofia says that rarely ever happens.

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"Rarely ever"?!

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No, no, no, no. That's not enough.

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- Uh-uh.
- Come on, man.

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You know what they do to
pretty boys in prison?

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No, no, I'm not breaking the law.

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Come on, Arthur.
But the law's not right.

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They're brother and sister

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and one's documented, the other's not.

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- Oh, I see. I know what's going on here.
- What?

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Look, if you want to impress Sofia,

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just buy her a malt

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and take her for a spin on
the bumper cars at the fair.

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First of all,
I would need a time machine

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to even go on that date.

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- All right?
- Mm.

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Secondly, you know I got a girlfriend.

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- It's not about Sofia.
- Exactly.

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I thought you and Sofia were
supposed to be cooling it

252
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so Tavi wouldn't get jealous.

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You changing the subject.

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I'm trying to help a friend
'cause her brother's in trouble.

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I appreciate that, but I'm sorry.

256
00:10:15,845 --> 00:10:17,645
I'm not sticking my neck out
for someone I don't even know.

257
00:10:17,647 --> 00:10:19,146
- Come on.
- All right, look.

258
00:10:19,576 --> 00:10:20,381
If it helps,

259
00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:22,716
give her brother this. Here.

260
00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:24,452
There. Okay.

261
00:10:27,363 --> 00:10:28,389
Hey.

262
00:10:28,391 --> 00:10:29,623
What did Arthur say?

263
00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:30,933
Uh, he said no.

264
00:10:30,994 --> 00:10:32,893
But after I told him
how serious this was,

265
00:10:32,895 --> 00:10:34,428
he said hell no. So...

266
00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:37,832
Okay, I-I-I guess I could see

267
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,934
if my friends in Michigan can take him.

268
00:10:39,936 --> 00:10:42,603
Or we can put him in the basement.

269
00:10:45,274 --> 00:10:48,175
- But what if Arthur finds out? He's pretty sharp.
- Franco!

270
00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:50,911
Get in here!
My finger's stuck in the flashlight!

271
00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:52,546
I think we're good.

272
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:04,496
Tush, what are you doing here?

273
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,099
I thought you were gonna die of
"beeties."

274
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,203
Sweatpants is helping me
develop some willpower,

275
00:11:11,205 --> 00:11:13,405
so I can still come in
here without eating donuts.

276
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,969
Eh-eh-eh, and what do we call them now?

277
00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:17,644
- "Do-nots."
- Mm-hmm.

278
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,554
I don't know why,
but knowing that you can't eat these

279
00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:24,383
makes them even more delicious. Mmm.

280
00:11:25,325 --> 00:11:27,152
You are a monster.

281
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,394
Hey.

282
00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:36,799
- How's my brother?
- He's good.

283
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,397
I just, uh,
checked up on him down there.

284
00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:42,001
Actually, I didn't.
That basement kind of terrifies me.

285
00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:45,437
There's a hole in the floor
I think is a gateway to hell.

286
00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:47,673
Thank you again for doing this.

287
00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:48,644
No problem.

288
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,858
But how long does he have to be
down there, and what's the plan?

289
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:54,279
Well, he came to Chicago to get a lawyer

290
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,715
so he can start the process
of becoming a citizen,

291
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,551
but now that's on hold until
we can get him someplace safe.

292
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,170
Hmm... Okay.

293
00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:03,473
Well, look,
if he can survive that basement,

294
00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:04,890
he can survive anywhere.

295
00:12:04,942 --> 00:12:07,843
I-I swear to God there's
a goblin down there.

296
00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:11,046
- Oh, damn, it's ICE.
- Oh, my God.

297
00:12:11,048 --> 00:12:12,314
Why did Randy bring them here?

298
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:13,515
I don't know. Let me find out.

299
00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:16,585
- Hey, Randy. Randy!
- Hey.

300
00:12:16,587 --> 00:12:17,720
What's going on?

301
00:12:17,772 --> 00:12:20,139
These gentlemen and Cheryl,

302
00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:22,508
who's a real hoot,

303
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,610
need to search at least
ten businesses a day.

304
00:12:24,612 --> 00:12:26,111
So I thought we'd check out this place

305
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,513
while I have a cup of coffee.

306
00:12:27,515 --> 00:12:29,982
- Oh, but you know there's nothing going on here, so...
- Mm-hmm.

307
00:12:29,984 --> 00:12:32,819
Oh, yeah,
I told 'em this place was clean.

308
00:12:32,887 --> 00:12:34,853
Unless you're a health inspector,

309
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,109
in which case you might
want to call for backup.

310
00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:41,493
Randy, you should do <i>Def Comedy Jam.</i>
Right, Cheryl?

311
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:50,169
Look at that,
a bunch of true American heroes...

312
00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:52,504
and Randy.

313
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,606
You know,
if you guys want to slap him around,

314
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,476
I'll look the other way.
Oh, actually, no.

315
00:12:57,478 --> 00:12:59,778
I'd like to watch.

316
00:13:00,986 --> 00:13:01,780
Arthur.

317
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:05,717
ICE is in the house.
Whatever they want is on me.

318
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,023
Guys, if you want
the best donuts in Chicago,

319
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,291
you should go to Excellent Donuts.

320
00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:13,926
They are truly excellent.

321
00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:17,062
Some would say superior to these.

322
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,497
Hey, hey, don't take it out on me

323
00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:21,433
just because people don't like
your gravel and dirt bowls.

324
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,403
Oh, my God! Look at all these customers.

325
00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,171
Y-You know what,
we should get some more mugs.

326
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,673
Yes! More mugs!

327
00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,641
Good idea.

328
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,277
Sir, we'll need to audit
your payroll records.

329
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,580
Yeah, of course. Uh, anything you need.

330
00:13:34,582 --> 00:13:36,281
Uh, I'll be right back.

331
00:13:36,854 --> 00:13:37,760
Franco.

332
00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:40,285
Hey.

333
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,287
Why you going down there?
We got plenty of mugs up here.

334
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,022
I know. I'm getting the basement mugs.

335
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,190
They're fancier, you know?

336
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,760
Nothing too good for
those American heroes.

337
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,295
You're terrified of that basement.

338
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,064
Yeah. Uh, that's why I go down there.

339
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,765
To make myself feel less terrified.

340
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,734
You know? So, if you'll excuse me,

341
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:58,470
I got some soul-searching to do.

342
00:13:58,472 --> 00:13:59,805
Hey, come here. Wait.

343
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:01,306
What's going on?

344
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,343
Remember how I told
you how Sofia's brother

345
00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,378
needed a safe place to stay?

346
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,147
- You mean he's down there?
- Uh-huh.

347
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:09,581
- This place is crawling with ICE!
- I know.

348
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,316
If they find him,
I'll get thrown in jail!

349
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,584
It's cool.
It'll probably be just a fine.

350
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,919
A fine?!

351
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,388
No, I'd rather be in jail.

352
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,257
I told you I didn't
want to get involved!

353
00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:20,592
- You had no right to drag me in this.
- Yell at me later, man.

354
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:21,760
Can you... can you go
out there and distract 'em

355
00:14:21,762 --> 00:14:23,028
while I sneak Rafé out the back?

356
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,496
What, me?
I wouldn't even know what to say.

357
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,831
You'll be fine. Just think of something.

358
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:28,254
- I don't know what to...
- Shut up, y-you'll be fine.

359
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:29,735
- Okay. All right, I got it.
- Okay, okay.

360
00:14:29,737 --> 00:14:30,969
Uh, sorry, everyone.

361
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,105
I'm afraid you're all
gonna have to leave.

362
00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:35,207
- Why?
- A-a broken sewer pipe.

363
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,608
And a gas leak. Oh, rats.

364
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,411
That's "oh, rats,"
like "I'm so disappointed."

365
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,346
But we do have rats.

366
00:14:42,376 --> 00:14:43,415
Oh, damn.

367
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,017
How many people do you employ here?

368
00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:46,652
- Just me.
- Just Franco.

369
00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:48,820
He's American. Franco-American.
Remember those guys?

370
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:52,257
They made spaghetti
with the tiny meatballs.

371
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,992
Arthur, why are you acting so nervous?

372
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,928
These guys are not
interested in that weed

373
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,396
you keep in the coffee can.

374
00:14:57,398 --> 00:15:00,566
Franco and I borrowed that.

375
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,201
All right, we need to do a search.

376
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:04,803
- You take the bathrooms. I'm gonna check the back.
- Uh-uh! No, wait!

377
00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,238
I can't have strangers in my kitchen.

378
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,706
Oh, relax.

379
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,474
I'll go with him. Just in case he...

380
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,810
accidentally cleans something.

381
00:15:12,397 --> 00:15:14,413
Yes! We're doing a raid!

382
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:15,881
You're not doing anything, sir.

383
00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,716
Yes, you are much better utilized

384
00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:21,186
out here.
We are gonna make you a spotter.

385
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,555
Ooh, I've heard of that.
Yes, yes, I will wait right here.

386
00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:25,457
I will be your eyes and ears.

387
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:26,925
Okay.

388
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,561
Hey, uh, should you leave me with a gun?

389
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,196
A Taser?

390
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,698
A flashlight?

391
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,835
Even the mall cops get flashlights.

392
00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,505
- Where's that door go?
- Uh...

393
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,258
nowhere. It just stays right there.

394
00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:45,611
I'm gonna take a look.

395
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,479
Uh, I'll go with him.

396
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,214
- Oh, you're going in here? Okay.
- Okay. Okay.

397
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,049
All right, cool.

398
00:15:51,986 --> 00:15:54,753
Hope you like demons.

399
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,088
Oh, God, it's over.

400
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:57,322
I can't believe it.

401
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,790
It's not over.
Is there anything we can do?

402
00:15:59,511 --> 00:16:03,161
No. Uh, they're gonna take
Rafé to a detention center,

403
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,697
and then they're gonna
send him back to Colombia.

404
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,833
I have to call a lawyer.

405
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:09,334
I need to call my lawyer also.

406
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,570
'Cause thanks to you, <i>I'm</i> screwed.

407
00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:12,904
I'm sorry.
I was just trying to help her.

408
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,240
No, you were trying to be
a hero and impress Sofia.

409
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,342
And now I'm gonna pay for it.

410
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,443
Oh, here we go.

411
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,046
- All clear.
- All clear. Oh, all clear?

412
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,215
All clear! Just like we expected.

413
00:16:24,094 --> 00:16:24,816
Yeah.

414
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,551
Except for all those dead raccoons.

415
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,453
I didn't know you were into taxidermy.

416
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,088
I'm not.

417
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,125
Oh, uh, here's my records right here.

418
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:37,029
Oh, wrong shoe box. It's just shoes.

419
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,599
- Guess what.
- What?

420
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:41,800
Rafé's not in the basement.

421
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:43,035
You're kidding. Where is he?

422
00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:44,069
I don't know.

423
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,304
Hey, guys. What's up?

424
00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:47,105
- Want half a bagel?
- What are you doing here?

425
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,674
Yo, we thought you were in the basement.

426
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:52,110
I ain't staying in that
scary-ass basement.

427
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,545
ICE is doing a raid right now.

428
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:56,315
- We got to get you out of here, man. Come on.
- Let's go.

429
00:16:56,317 --> 00:16:58,450
Hold it right there.

430
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,918
You work on Sofia's truck, right?

431
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,986
Uh-huh.

432
00:17:00,988 --> 00:17:03,255
Yeah, well, ICE just made me a spotter.

433
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,890
Which is a thing.

434
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:08,226
Which also means that I now
have the authority to tell you

435
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,896
to be on the lookout
for any illegal aliens.

436
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:12,594
Got it.

437
00:17:12,629 --> 00:17:13,632
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

438
00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:15,734
- All right, man, thanks. Um...
- We got to get to the kitchen.

439
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:17,569
Kitchen.

440
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,206
Windbreaker.

441
00:17:24,165 --> 00:17:26,144
Oh, my God!

442
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:28,980
Everything okay, sir?

443
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,117
No. It's not.

444
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,819
I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore!

445
00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:36,221
I should've come clean before,
but it's very hard

446
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,457
for me to betray a friend.

447
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:40,092
- Arthur, please don't.
- Sorry, kid.

448
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,560
There is an undocumented foreigner

449
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,761
in this room right now.

450
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:43,695
I knew it!

451
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:46,198
And his name is Fawz Al-Shahrani.

452
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,033
What? Me?

453
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,402
No, I-I'm a citizen.

454
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:51,840
We've never seen your passport.

455
00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:53,638
I don't know what you're up to,

456
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,141
but, hey, I have nothing to hide.
My passport is next door.

457
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,476
I'll show you.

458
00:17:58,724 --> 00:17:59,578
Hey, listen, while we're over there,

459
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,446
maybe you can question my mother-in-law.

460
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,781
Is she undocumented?

461
00:18:02,783 --> 00:18:05,717
No, but I'm sure we could find
some reason to deport her.

462
00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:10,922
So... something's going on here.

463
00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:13,892
And as a police officer,

464
00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:16,828
I don't ever want to know about it.

465
00:18:18,419 --> 00:18:19,197
Thanks, Randy.

466
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,599
You look nice today.

467
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,968
I know.

468
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,605
Hey, y'all, can we make this, like, a...
like, a walking hug?

469
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,473
'Cause we got to get out of here.
Come on. Let's go.

470
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,908
Over here. Thank you. Come on.

471
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:37,249
If you keep your mouth shut,
I'll give you a clean one.

472
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:51,757
Good morning, Arthur.

473
00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:53,358
The usual, please.

474
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,893
What happened to your diabetes?

475
00:18:54,895 --> 00:18:55,894
False alarm.

476
00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:57,262
All of my symptoms...

477
00:18:57,264 --> 00:18:59,565
the blurry vision, the dizziness,
the mood swings...

478
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:02,267
were from an estrogen patch.

479
00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:06,271
I thought it was a nicotine patch.

480
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:10,209
Well, I didn't notice any mood swings.

481
00:19:10,211 --> 00:19:13,746
That's because you never notice
anything, you selfish bastard!

482
00:19:15,883 --> 00:19:18,584
Morning, Arthur.
Yo, I didn't have a chance to thank you.

483
00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:21,019
And I didn't have a
chance to yell at you.

484
00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,888
For what? Come on, man.
Didn't it feel good

485
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:24,022
to help Sofia's brother?

486
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,624
No! It was terrifying.

487
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:28,861
Look, uh, you got a big heart,
and that's great.

488
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,864
But you got to realize the consequences.
Not just yours.

489
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,266
The people you drag into your causes.

490
00:19:34,268 --> 00:19:36,835
Okay. My bad. I'm sorry.

491
00:19:36,837 --> 00:19:39,571
Look, kid, I'm not as brave as you.

492
00:19:39,573 --> 00:19:42,674
So I can't take those big risks.

493
00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:44,543
Okay.

494
00:19:44,545 --> 00:19:46,311
That's not true, though.

495
00:19:46,313 --> 00:19:47,346
Hmm?

496
00:19:47,348 --> 00:19:48,947
You took a risk on me.

497
00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:50,215
Gave me this job.

498
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:53,051
You got me into school.

499
00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:55,721
You got me out of trouble with
those police officers once.

500
00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:57,990
You stuck your neck out
for me a couple times.

501
00:19:57,992 --> 00:19:59,858
- You know what I mean?
- Yes.

502
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,993
Yes, I have.

503
00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:02,828
I'm an idiot.

504
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:06,732
What's up, Sofia?

505
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:07,766
How's Rafé?

506
00:20:07,768 --> 00:20:10,169
- Safe. For now.
- Okay. Well, you know,

507
00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:12,604
if he needs a place to stay,
I can figure something out.

508
00:20:12,606 --> 00:20:14,540
Thank you, but he's gone.

509
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:15,874
I swear to God,
if he's still in that basement,

510
00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:19,144
I'm locking him in and
let the demons eat him.

511
00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:20,946
He's on his way to Madison.

512
00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:24,650
And we got him a lawyer to help
him figure out his options.

513
00:20:24,652 --> 00:20:26,285
- That's good. I'm glad.
- Yeah.

514
00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:28,353
- Mm-hmm.
- And, Arthur, he wanted me to thank you.

515
00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:29,555
Okay.

516
00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:31,356
And you, too. I know

517
00:20:31,358 --> 00:20:33,458
things have been really
weird between us lately,

518
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,427
but you're a really good friend.

519
00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:38,463
Oh. Anytime... Oh, okay. H-Hi. Uh...

520
00:20:38,465 --> 00:20:39,598
Hey.

521
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,033
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

522
00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:47,639
Oh, hey, Sofia, uh, wait.

523
00:20:47,641 --> 00:20:50,075
If you see, uh, Rafé, give him this.

524
00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:53,651
It's a really good workout, you know?

525
00:20:55,382 --> 00:20:58,417
This-this is beautiful.

526
00:20:58,419 --> 00:20:59,718
Tush, you crying?

527
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,753
What if I am, you son of a bitch?!

528
00:21:31,802 --> 00:21:33,858
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