1 00:00:03,758 --> 00:00:06,558 Fawz, I have a bone to pick with you. 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:10,596 Your dry cleaners ruined my shirt. 3 00:00:10,598 --> 00:00:12,898 How do I know it wasn't brought in that way? 4 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:14,700 Could be for one of your dolls. 5 00:00:14,702 --> 00:00:16,946 Maybe you're a creepy doll guy. 6 00:00:18,063 --> 00:00:19,829 This was my lucky shirt. 7 00:00:19,868 --> 00:00:22,267 I was wearing it when I won 50 bucks at the track 8 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:23,408 the day my wife left me. 9 00:00:23,410 --> 00:00:28,046 And, when I got a bonus McNugget the day I lost my job. 10 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:31,817 Did you wear your lucky shirt with your unlucky underwear? 11 00:00:31,819 --> 00:00:36,054 All his underwear is unlucky. 12 00:00:36,478 --> 00:00:38,178 Okay, give me a few days. 13 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:39,513 It could just be a mix-up, 14 00:00:39,515 --> 00:00:43,550 and one of my tiny customers will walk in with a giant shirt. 15 00:00:49,959 --> 00:00:51,525 I got it. 16 00:00:51,527 --> 00:00:53,560 Okay. 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,066 Yo, Arthur, would it be cool if I stored 18 00:00:59,068 --> 00:01:00,434 some of my paintings in the back? 19 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:02,336 Whoa, that's a lot of painting. 20 00:01:02,338 --> 00:01:04,960 Uh, you can store some of your stuff here, yeah. 21 00:01:05,085 --> 00:01:06,406 Yeah? Thanks, man. 22 00:01:06,408 --> 00:01:07,641 You know, ever since you let me paint 23 00:01:07,643 --> 00:01:09,076 that mural on the side of the shop, 24 00:01:09,078 --> 00:01:10,577 I've been painting nonstop. 25 00:01:10,579 --> 00:01:12,679 It's amazing. What do you call it? 26 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:13,485 Well, I call it, uh, 27 00:01:13,493 --> 00:01:18,288 Black Jesus Riding a Skateboard Battles Satan on a Pony. 28 00:01:18,654 --> 00:01:19,772 So, where's Satan? 29 00:01:19,865 --> 00:01:21,798 Be right back! 30 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:27,261 Is it weird that I'm attracted to Jesus? 31 00:01:27,263 --> 00:01:30,597 Is it weird that I am? 32 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:35,068 All right. Make way for Satan! 33 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:38,572 Make way for the Prince of Darkness! 34 00:01:38,574 --> 00:01:42,442 Wow. How'd you get my ex-wife to pose for that? 35 00:01:46,415 --> 00:01:47,948 These are really good, Franco. 36 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:49,133 You're like a legit artist. 37 00:01:49,195 --> 00:01:50,651 Oh. Thanks, Maya. 38 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:51,885 I just felt it was time 39 00:01:51,887 --> 00:01:53,153 to graduate from tagging walls. 40 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:54,154 Though, I'm gonna miss the cops 41 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,722 chasing me off those highway overpasses. 42 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:57,190 Aw... 43 00:01:57,192 --> 00:02:01,561 I'm sure we'll find something else to arrest you for. 44 00:02:01,563 --> 00:02:03,096 Those paintings are terrific. 45 00:02:03,098 --> 00:02:05,065 You ever think of trying to sell them? 46 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,733 Where? Well, someone just opened 47 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,101 a gallery down the street. 48 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:09,770 You know, gallery owners are always looking 49 00:02:09,772 --> 00:02:10,937 for up-and-coming artists. 50 00:02:10,939 --> 00:02:12,139 And you've got a real voice. 51 00:02:12,141 --> 00:02:13,307 You should show them your stuff. 52 00:02:13,309 --> 00:02:14,494 Oh. Thanks, Maya. 53 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:15,579 I'll drop by after work. 54 00:02:15,846 --> 00:02:17,893 Hello! What's going on? I'm trapped! 55 00:02:18,113 --> 00:02:19,346 Oh. 56 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,583 The walls are supposed to keep the good ones like me in, 57 00:02:23,585 --> 00:02:25,452 not out. 58 00:02:26,989 --> 00:02:29,923 I should have voted for the woman. 59 00:02:33,815 --> 00:02:37,882 60 00:02:40,102 --> 00:02:42,069 Hey, thanks for coming, Sweatpants. 61 00:02:42,071 --> 00:02:43,570 That's what friends are for. 62 00:02:43,572 --> 00:02:46,073 I support you, and you forgive me for taking money out 63 00:02:46,075 --> 00:02:48,709 of your wallet to buy a cotton candy machine. 64 00:02:49,645 --> 00:02:51,077 Can I help you? 65 00:02:51,131 --> 00:02:53,847 Hey. I'm-I'm Franco Wicks and I'm an artist. 66 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:55,449 Wow. 67 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:57,984 Feels pretty weird to say that in a place like this, man. 68 00:02:57,986 --> 00:02:59,553 But I am. 69 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,959 I am an artist. 70 00:03:01,037 --> 00:03:02,456 Yeah, you are. 71 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,091 Thanks, man. Aw... 72 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:11,598 I'm really glad I was here to go with you on that journey. 73 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,568 So, what can I do for you? 74 00:03:13,647 --> 00:03:16,036 Well, um, I was just wondering if you can take a look at my art 75 00:03:16,038 --> 00:03:18,572 and see if you want to put it up at your gallery. 76 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,140 Oh, where might I have seen you? 77 00:03:20,142 --> 00:03:22,142 Well, um, I work at the donut shop down the street. 78 00:03:22,144 --> 00:03:25,011 Yeah, I don't eat donuts. 79 00:03:25,013 --> 00:03:27,748 No, I meant where might I have seen your work? 80 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,203 Oh, right. Right, right, right. Okay. 81 00:03:29,247 --> 00:03:30,880 Well, you ever been on the Ravenswood "L" train? 82 00:03:30,886 --> 00:03:32,173 Yes. Well, those last three cars, 83 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:34,109 I tagged myself. 84 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:36,022 Ah. 85 00:03:36,024 --> 00:03:39,305 So, you have not shown in a gallery. 86 00:03:39,462 --> 00:03:42,329 Well, I-I haven't shown as such. 87 00:03:42,331 --> 00:03:44,798 But, you know, I thought I would give you the honor 88 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,067 of introducing Franco Wicks to the art world. 89 00:03:47,069 --> 00:03:48,935 You know, I-I made a mural of my friend, 90 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,937 Bam-Bam. He's dead. Yeah. 91 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,506 I'm sure it's lovely. Excuse me. 92 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:54,992 Please, can you not touch the sculpture? 93 00:03:55,062 --> 00:03:57,577 But it's so shiny. 94 00:03:57,579 --> 00:03:58,912 Come on, Sweatpants. 95 00:03:58,914 --> 00:04:00,025 I'm sorry, he's-he's new to all this. 96 00:04:00,181 --> 00:04:02,182 I am a handful. 97 00:04:02,184 --> 00:04:05,252 Um, let me explain how the art world works. 98 00:04:05,254 --> 00:04:07,220 There's a process. 99 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:10,005 These artists, they're established. 100 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:14,361 They have agents and real portfolios. 101 00:04:14,363 --> 00:04:16,863 You don't just walk in off the street. 102 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:18,698 I get it. Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,168 Okay, um, we-we were just walking by. 104 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:23,270 And y-you have your way of doing things, that's fine. 105 00:04:23,272 --> 00:04:25,005 Um, never hurts to ask. 106 00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:27,874 I don't know, man, you look hurt. 107 00:04:33,116 --> 00:04:36,484 Well, it turns out my dry cleaners did ruin your shirt. 108 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:37,752 I found the employee responsible, 109 00:04:37,754 --> 00:04:40,388 and I immediately shot him... 110 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:42,715 a very stern e-mail. 111 00:04:43,371 --> 00:04:44,808 What's with the suit? 112 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,308 I was hoping that you would accept it 113 00:04:46,345 --> 00:04:47,543 as compensation. 114 00:04:47,778 --> 00:04:50,078 My wife bought it for me, but she accidentally got it 115 00:04:50,142 --> 00:04:52,261 from the "big and fat" section. 116 00:04:52,682 --> 00:04:54,534 I think you mean "big and tall." 117 00:04:54,719 --> 00:04:56,819 Right. Tall. 118 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:00,097 Hey, here they are. 119 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,332 How'd it go? 120 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,334 Yeah, are you famous yet? 121 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,903 It went great! 122 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:08,072 Well, the lady said you have to have a show 123 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,373 before you can get a show. 124 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,075 Which is, which is fine, it's no biggie. 125 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,365 And the lady was mean. 126 00:05:12,466 --> 00:05:14,029 She wouldn't even check out Franco's stuff. 127 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:16,180 Or let me touch the statues. 128 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,149 What if I was a blind guy? 129 00:05:19,078 --> 00:05:21,145 You know, she shouldn't judge you till she's seen your work. 130 00:05:21,334 --> 00:05:22,533 No, no, it's cool, man. 131 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:24,373 Look, I'm just some unknown walking off the street, 132 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:25,634 all right? 133 00:05:25,657 --> 00:05:26,860 Yeah, yeah. 134 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:28,613 Yeah, like I always say... Yeah. 135 00:05:28,614 --> 00:05:30,556 ... give up immediately, then you'll never know. 136 00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:33,818 That's how I live my life. 137 00:05:35,432 --> 00:05:38,415 All right, so a lady says you need a, a show, right? 138 00:05:38,724 --> 00:05:39,990 So, have a show. 139 00:05:39,992 --> 00:05:42,193 Just like that? Yeah. 140 00:05:42,195 --> 00:05:43,494 You can have it here. 141 00:05:43,496 --> 00:05:45,062 Yeah, we could just 142 00:05:45,064 --> 00:05:46,997 pull all this donut stuff off the walls. 143 00:05:46,999 --> 00:05:48,466 I'll make the flyers. 144 00:05:48,468 --> 00:05:49,939 Why does she get to make the flyers? 145 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:51,504 All right, fine, you make the flyers. 146 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:53,204 Nah, she can make 'em. 147 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:55,072 I just don't think it should be a fait accompli 148 00:05:55,074 --> 00:05:57,374 because she yelled it out first. 149 00:05:58,103 --> 00:05:59,135 Yeah, if you have a show, 150 00:05:59,144 --> 00:06:00,677 you can invite that art gallery lady. 151 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:03,147 You know, if she comes, then I can show her 152 00:06:03,149 --> 00:06:04,748 what she's been missing. Yeah, there you go. 153 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,016 Yeah. 154 00:06:06,018 --> 00:06:07,485 Wow. 155 00:06:07,487 --> 00:06:08,853 My very own art show. 156 00:06:08,855 --> 00:06:10,187 This is dope, man. 157 00:06:10,189 --> 00:06:12,156 You know, my whole life, my dad's been telling me 158 00:06:12,158 --> 00:06:13,924 I would never make it as an artist. 159 00:06:13,926 --> 00:06:16,894 Why don't you invite him and he can see how good you are? 160 00:06:16,896 --> 00:06:19,130 No. Nah, nah, I-I haven't seen my dad 161 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:21,398 since, uh, Thanksgiving two years ago. 162 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,334 And besides, he'd never come. 163 00:06:23,336 --> 00:06:26,904 So I managed to use "fait accompli" in a sentence 164 00:06:26,906 --> 00:06:28,272 and nothing? 165 00:06:29,575 --> 00:06:31,242 You people are monsters. 166 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:39,884 Look at this place. 167 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:41,746 It's like a less pretentious art gallery 168 00:06:41,783 --> 00:06:44,217 or a more pretentious donut shop. 169 00:06:44,524 --> 00:06:46,123 Well, it's not as fancy as that gallery, 170 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,958 but we still gonna get it poppin'. 171 00:06:50,263 --> 00:06:52,029 Man, this is so weird, 172 00:06:52,031 --> 00:06:53,531 having people judge my art. 173 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:54,592 Usually my stuff is on a wall 174 00:06:54,662 --> 00:06:57,334 that a homeless guy is peeing on. 175 00:06:57,336 --> 00:06:59,069 Relax, kid, it's gonna be a great night. 176 00:06:59,071 --> 00:07:00,641 Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself. You're right, 177 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:01,906 you're right, you're right. 178 00:07:01,908 --> 00:07:03,140 Damn, Randy, 179 00:07:03,142 --> 00:07:04,208 you look sexy as hell. 180 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:05,876 Aw, well, thank you. 181 00:07:05,878 --> 00:07:08,179 It's nice to get dressed up every once in a while 182 00:07:08,181 --> 00:07:09,980 and go out for the evening... 183 00:07:09,982 --> 00:07:12,883 to the place I go every single day. 184 00:07:14,253 --> 00:07:16,487 Hey, Fawz, look. 185 00:07:16,489 --> 00:07:18,274 Twinsies! 186 00:07:19,392 --> 00:07:21,392 You look nice, but we're hardly twinsies. 187 00:07:21,394 --> 00:07:22,593 "You look nice, 188 00:07:22,595 --> 00:07:24,461 but we're hardly twinsies." 189 00:07:24,463 --> 00:07:26,163 Do not imitate me. 190 00:07:26,165 --> 00:07:27,932 "Do not imitate me." 191 00:07:27,934 --> 00:07:29,500 I am an idiot. 192 00:07:31,437 --> 00:07:34,438 Say it! 193 00:07:35,975 --> 00:07:37,208 Arthur. 194 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:38,676 Why is nobody buying anything? 195 00:07:38,678 --> 00:07:40,134 You think maybe I priced them too high? 196 00:07:40,181 --> 00:07:42,046 Hey, if you don't value your own work, 197 00:07:42,048 --> 00:07:43,480 nobody else will. 198 00:07:43,482 --> 00:07:45,115 I could charge 85 cents for those donuts, 199 00:07:45,117 --> 00:07:47,218 but I-I put my heart and soul into it, 200 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:50,321 so now I can charge $0.89. 201 00:07:50,323 --> 00:07:52,056 Come on, get some confidence. 202 00:07:52,058 --> 00:07:53,691 Right. Right, yeah, man. Okay. 203 00:07:53,693 --> 00:07:55,759 My bad, I just... it's like no matter what I do, man, 204 00:07:55,761 --> 00:07:58,295 I keep hearing my dad's voice in my head. 205 00:07:59,332 --> 00:08:01,632 Franco. 206 00:08:01,634 --> 00:08:05,469 I see you're still dressing like a Kung Fu villain. 207 00:08:05,471 --> 00:08:08,872 Yeah, that's how it sounds. 208 00:08:09,942 --> 00:08:11,775 Hey, Pop. 209 00:08:11,777 --> 00:08:12,715 Mm-hmm. 210 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:19,847 What you doing here? Well, I saw your flyer. 211 00:08:19,849 --> 00:08:23,184 So, this is your art show? 212 00:08:23,186 --> 00:08:24,485 Yeah. 213 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:26,254 This is, this is my art show. 214 00:08:27,388 --> 00:08:29,591 I can't believe Franco's dad showed up. 215 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:31,862 How did he even find out about this? 216 00:08:31,941 --> 00:08:33,848 Well, not to toot my own horn, but... 217 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,746 A-hoo-Ga. 218 00:08:36,879 --> 00:08:38,679 Even your horn is old. 219 00:08:38,681 --> 00:08:40,715 Yeah... 220 00:08:40,717 --> 00:08:43,417 I thought if he saw how talented Franco is, 221 00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:44,796 you know, he'd give him a little respect, 222 00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:46,387 and Franco would stop doubting himself. 223 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:48,222 So, I looked him up in the phone book 224 00:08:48,224 --> 00:08:49,957 and I slipped a flyer under his door. Hmm. 225 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:52,660 They still make phone books? 226 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,062 Well, I got to say, 227 00:08:55,064 --> 00:08:57,531 I never seen an art show in a donut shop. 228 00:08:57,533 --> 00:09:00,001 Well, it's 'cause I work here. 229 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,602 You do? Yeah. 230 00:09:01,604 --> 00:09:04,138 For the past six months. 231 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:06,707 So... what you think? 232 00:09:06,709 --> 00:09:09,577 Well, I actually think it's great. 233 00:09:09,579 --> 00:09:11,145 And I'm proud of you. 234 00:09:11,147 --> 00:09:14,215 Really? 235 00:09:14,217 --> 00:09:16,684 All right, that's... thank... 'cause I... this whole time, 236 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,819 I-I didn't think you wanted me to be an artist. 237 00:09:18,821 --> 00:09:21,222 I don't. 238 00:09:21,224 --> 00:09:23,524 I mean, but you got yourself an actual job. 239 00:09:23,526 --> 00:09:24,925 You know, by now, 240 00:09:24,927 --> 00:09:26,932 I thought you'd be living in your grandmama's basement, 241 00:09:26,971 --> 00:09:29,230 eating her cookies and trimming her beard. 242 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:32,368 Hey, Mr. Wicks. 243 00:09:32,423 --> 00:09:35,069 Uh, I'm Franco's boss, Arthur Przybyszewski. 244 00:09:35,071 --> 00:09:37,371 The man who gave my boy a job. 245 00:09:37,373 --> 00:09:38,806 God bless you. 246 00:09:38,808 --> 00:09:41,175 Well, look, I'm really lucky to have him. 247 00:09:41,177 --> 00:09:42,777 How about this art exhibit? 248 00:09:42,779 --> 00:09:44,378 It's pretty impressive, huh? 249 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:47,448 Yeah, yeah, I guess so, if you want a hobby. 250 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:48,979 You know, I actually used to collect 251 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,588 all the state's quarters. 252 00:09:50,594 --> 00:09:54,028 And then, I would use them for laundry. 253 00:09:54,323 --> 00:09:58,359 Wisconsin gets your whites the whitest. 254 00:09:59,562 --> 00:10:02,463 Well, Dad, my-my art is-is more than a hobby. 255 00:10:02,465 --> 00:10:03,731 Oh. 256 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,232 Really? 257 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,068 So how many of these have you sold? 258 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:07,848 Today? 259 00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:10,171 Ever. 260 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:13,274 Hey, Reggie, let me show you a really, uh... 261 00:10:13,276 --> 00:10:15,073 this is my favorite painting over here. 262 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:18,412 You know that Jesus could skateboard? 263 00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:20,114 Yeah. 264 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:22,616 The man could walk on water. Of course he could skateboard. 265 00:10:22,618 --> 00:10:24,051 Yeah. 266 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,254 Still tooting your horn? 267 00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:28,823 Oh, shut up. 268 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,194 Well, maybe when he gets a look at your art, 269 00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:34,895 he'll come around. 270 00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:36,530 You haven't dealt with Reggie Wicks. 271 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:38,507 He thinks all this is a waste of time. 272 00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:41,402 Oh, you can't win with parents. 273 00:10:41,404 --> 00:10:44,805 I became a cop like my dad to try to get his approval. 274 00:10:44,807 --> 00:10:46,574 And he never gave it. 275 00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:48,642 I remember, on his deathbed, 276 00:10:48,644 --> 00:10:52,747 he finally pulled me close and he said, "Go..." 277 00:10:52,749 --> 00:10:54,682 Cubs." 278 00:10:54,684 --> 00:10:57,418 Ooh, that's rough. Yeah. 279 00:10:57,420 --> 00:11:00,621 I almost buried his ass in a White Sox uniform. 280 00:11:01,691 --> 00:11:03,524 You know something, if I could just sell 281 00:11:03,526 --> 00:11:05,059 one of these paintings, then my dad 282 00:11:05,061 --> 00:11:07,128 would have to admit my art is for real. 283 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:11,532 Let's go. 284 00:11:11,534 --> 00:11:13,740 Hello. 285 00:11:13,771 --> 00:11:15,670 Uh, you like what you see? 286 00:11:15,802 --> 00:11:18,305 I do. It's great. 287 00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:20,541 Oh, well, you want to buy it? 288 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:21,809 No, I'm just looking. 289 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,477 But the use of perspective is really... 290 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:24,879 Yeah, whatever. 291 00:11:26,783 --> 00:11:29,049 Hey, guys, I think he's gonna need our help. 292 00:11:29,051 --> 00:11:31,152 Well, maybe a couple of us should swing by, 293 00:11:31,154 --> 00:11:33,788 talk to that gallery owner, see if she'll come by. 294 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:36,524 Oh, yeah. And then, maybe if she liked Franco's art, 295 00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:40,060 she'd offer him a show and get his dad off his back. 296 00:11:40,062 --> 00:11:43,330 Come on, Fawz. This is a job for the Dapper Duo. 297 00:11:45,401 --> 00:11:48,235 Do not call us that. 298 00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:52,807 Blazer Boys? Guys in Ties? Brutes in Suits? 299 00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:55,476 Blazer Boys is fine. 300 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:03,150 Oh, look at this piece. The brush strokes... 301 00:12:03,152 --> 00:12:05,419 there are so many of them. 302 00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:09,290 It's stunning, but I don't find it as arresting 303 00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:13,027 as the pieces we saw at Superior Donuts. 304 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:15,563 "Arresting," nice. Very douchey. 305 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,332 May I help you, gentlemen? 306 00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,935 I don't know. 307 00:12:20,937 --> 00:12:23,070 Nothing here is speaking to us 308 00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:25,915 like the Franco Wicks show we saw down the street. 309 00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:29,410 Oh, is that the thing at the, um, donut shop? 310 00:12:29,412 --> 00:12:31,078 Yeah. You should check it out. 311 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:35,449 That place has some fine quality, durable art. 312 00:12:35,451 --> 00:12:38,519 Yeah, I don't think so. 313 00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:41,322 No, but perhaps I can show you two something 314 00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:44,191 that you'll both be happy to hang in your home. 315 00:12:45,795 --> 00:12:47,461 Our home? 316 00:12:47,463 --> 00:12:49,630 I can see how you might be confused, 317 00:12:49,632 --> 00:12:51,131 but we're not a couple. 318 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,367 Yeah. And if I were going to be gay, 319 00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:56,103 I think I could do better than this. 320 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,579 You'd be lucky to have me. 321 00:12:59,665 --> 00:13:03,577 Please. You look like Dolly Parton's bodyguard. 322 00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:08,482 All right, well, if it helps, 323 00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,885 I find you both unappealing. 324 00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:12,920 Excuse me. 325 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,555 Have you seen me shirtless? 326 00:13:14,557 --> 00:13:16,257 I can get any man I want. 327 00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:18,158 Any man! 328 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,960 You wish. 329 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:25,399 Well, that did not go well. 330 00:13:27,403 --> 00:13:30,738 That woman's gaydar is way off. 331 00:13:32,174 --> 00:13:34,241 You know what your problem is? 332 00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:35,342 I think you done priced 333 00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,011 these little pictures you drew too high. 334 00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:40,414 Why would anybody spend $80 on a picture of weed, 335 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:44,318 when they could spend $80 on weed? 336 00:13:45,988 --> 00:13:48,422 You know, I think I made a mistake 337 00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:50,174 inviting Franco's dad. 338 00:13:50,214 --> 00:13:52,927 Well, the important thing is: your heart was in the right place. 339 00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:54,995 Mm-hmm. Your head is just up your ass. 340 00:13:54,997 --> 00:13:56,664 Hmm? 341 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:59,600 I mean, maybe I should tell him that I did it. 342 00:13:59,602 --> 00:14:02,142 How'd you get it further up there? 343 00:14:03,139 --> 00:14:05,606 You... you can't tell him that, 344 00:14:05,608 --> 00:14:07,044 not on his big night. 345 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,876 You're right, you're right, you're right. 346 00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:10,411 Maybe it'll all work out. 347 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,146 Yeah, absolutely. Right. 348 00:14:12,148 --> 00:14:13,347 Yeah. 349 00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:15,716 This is not gonna work out, James. 350 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:17,184 Let's head over to that gallery 351 00:14:17,186 --> 00:14:19,453 and see if we can get her to come over here. 352 00:14:19,455 --> 00:14:22,690 All right. Show these Blazer Boys how it's done. 353 00:14:25,328 --> 00:14:28,362 It's catching on. 354 00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:31,799 That, right there, that's why we'll never be a couple. 355 00:14:33,235 --> 00:14:34,935 Look, uh, Franco is really talented, 356 00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:37,037 and it would really mean a lot to him 357 00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:38,238 if you'd stop by. 358 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,792 I'm sorry, I'm just too busy. 359 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,775 Yeah, you know, he just needs a break. 360 00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:43,744 Wouldn't it be great if you could be the one 361 00:14:43,746 --> 00:14:48,649 to lift him out of obscurity? The one, to, uh... 362 00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:51,452 What's going on here? 363 00:14:51,454 --> 00:14:53,220 Oh, yes. 364 00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:57,157 It's called Two Pigs, One Badge. 365 00:14:57,159 --> 00:15:01,128 You know, the police have been getting a really bad rap lately, 366 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,897 and stuff like this is not helping things. 367 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:06,467 Yes, but art is meant to provoke a conversation, 368 00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:11,305 and I think this is a conversation well worth having. 369 00:15:11,307 --> 00:15:12,272 Mm-hmm. 370 00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:14,068 Well, you are having a conversation 371 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,286 with a cop. 372 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,178 Are you threatening me? 373 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,380 Uh, hey, Randy, 374 00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:22,449 did you check out this giant Jenga? 375 00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:25,686 You snooty jackasses are all alike. 376 00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:28,889 You scoff at law enforcement until the day you need it. 377 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:31,291 Okay, I am filming this. I'm filming this! 378 00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:35,596 And I am filming you, for being anti-cop. 379 00:15:35,598 --> 00:15:37,765 Okay, now, everybody just stay cool. 380 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:41,135 Nobody do anything stupid. Randy, you go now. 381 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,569 Just move quietly. No, no. 382 00:15:42,571 --> 00:15:45,506 Back it up, back it up. You got that door open? All right. 383 00:15:49,211 --> 00:15:50,310 How'd it go? 384 00:15:50,312 --> 00:15:54,214 Search YouTube for "Psycho Cop at Art Show." 385 00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:56,999 Hey, hey. 386 00:15:57,048 --> 00:15:58,714 I found one I like. 387 00:15:58,763 --> 00:15:59,862 Really? 388 00:16:00,122 --> 00:16:01,889 Yeah. That's nice. 389 00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:04,858 You know, it's bright, it's colorful. I love it. 390 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:08,328 Dad, it's a neon sign that tells you where the coffee is. 391 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,731 Yeah, I know. How much? 392 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:14,068 Why'd you even come if you gonna be like this? 393 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:17,905 I came here to talk some sense into your black ass. 394 00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:19,807 To keep you from messing up your life. 395 00:16:19,809 --> 00:16:21,742 God, I wish you'd never even seen that flyer. 396 00:16:21,744 --> 00:16:23,677 Well, it was hard for me not to. 397 00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:25,512 Somebody slid it under my damn door. 398 00:16:25,514 --> 00:16:29,191 Maya! She was in charge of the flyers. 399 00:16:29,348 --> 00:16:31,752 It wasn't Maya. It was me. 400 00:16:31,754 --> 00:16:33,808 What? 401 00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:36,490 I'm the one that slipped that flyer under his door. 402 00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:38,759 How did you get into my building? 403 00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,131 You lucky your ass didn't get shot. 404 00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:47,101 Arthur, look, you got to stop meddling with my life, man. 405 00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:48,135 This thing with my dad, 406 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,437 getting me to do this stupid-ass art show. 407 00:16:50,439 --> 00:16:51,872 Hold on. 408 00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:54,341 You're the one that's putting these crazy ideas in his head 409 00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:55,676 about being an artist? 410 00:16:55,678 --> 00:16:57,584 Hey, look, it's not crazy. 411 00:16:57,665 --> 00:16:59,498 You deserve a break. 412 00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:01,595 Because you're really talented. 413 00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:04,318 Listen, the world is filled with talented people 414 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,686 who can't feed themselves. 415 00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,955 I'm trying to get my boy to be realistic. 416 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,623 Yeah, well, maybe he doesn't need that. 417 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,924 How would you know what he needs? 418 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,559 You're not his father. 419 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:17,097 Hey, you know something, Arthur? 420 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:19,032 He's right. 421 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:21,201 You ain't my father. Huh. 422 00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:25,906 Because unlike my father, you actually believe in me. 423 00:17:25,908 --> 00:17:28,208 You actually accept who I am. 424 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,310 Uh, hold on, I'm confused. 425 00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:32,546 Um... 426 00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:34,515 Who the hell you mad at? 427 00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:37,851 I'm mad at both of you! 428 00:17:37,853 --> 00:17:39,353 But at least he supports me. 429 00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:41,321 Dad, look, w-whether you like it or not, man, 430 00:17:41,323 --> 00:17:43,757 I'm-I'm gonna be an artist. Yeah. 431 00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:46,094 So, I'm sick of your voice in my head, 432 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,196 and from now on, I'm only gonna listen to mine. 433 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,631 Oh. 434 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:52,833 O-Oh. 435 00:17:52,835 --> 00:17:55,002 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 436 00:17:55,004 --> 00:17:56,737 Okay. 437 00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:59,840 Well, I guess you just gonna have to learn the hard way. 438 00:17:59,842 --> 00:18:01,375 See you around, son. 439 00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:02,776 Mm-hmm. 440 00:18:10,619 --> 00:18:14,254 Wow, you just faced your harshest critic. 441 00:18:14,256 --> 00:18:15,956 You're officially an artist. 442 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,058 And no one can tell you any different. 443 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,194 Look who it is. 444 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,230 Except her. 445 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:27,100 Oh, look, it's all the maniacs from before. 446 00:18:32,101 --> 00:18:34,223 Maya, how'd you get her to come? 447 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,910 I spent a lot of time in art galleries growing up, 448 00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:38,378 so I threw around some art lingo, 449 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,947 told her how great Franco was, 450 00:18:39,949 --> 00:18:42,816 agreed to go on a date with her and here we are. 451 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:48,088 Just back up a step. 452 00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:49,623 Oh, that. 453 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:52,793 I'm in grad school, I should try some stuff. 454 00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:59,099 Interesting work. Somebody has daddy issues. 455 00:18:59,101 --> 00:19:00,834 Oh, boy, she's good. 456 00:19:00,836 --> 00:19:05,038 But, you clearly have raw talent. 457 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,674 I mean, your composition's all over the map, 458 00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:09,743 but your imagery's very powerful. 459 00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:10,584 Thank you. 460 00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:12,846 So, he's ready for your gallery, huh? 461 00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:14,548 Oh, God, no. 462 00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,416 No, you need to refine your technique, 463 00:19:16,418 --> 00:19:17,985 focus yourself stylistically. 464 00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:19,853 You definitely need to go to art school. 465 00:19:19,855 --> 00:19:21,688 Even then, the odds of you ever making a living 466 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:24,157 are, like, one in a thousand. 467 00:19:24,159 --> 00:19:28,662 You've got a long, long path in front of you. 468 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:32,699 Wear your hair up Saturday night. 469 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,207 Hey, Franco. 470 00:19:40,209 --> 00:19:41,441 Yeah? 471 00:19:41,443 --> 00:19:42,909 You all right? 472 00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:45,012 I mean, did you hear her? 473 00:19:46,782 --> 00:19:48,415 I got a path! 474 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:49,916 Hey! 475 00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:51,118 That's so great! 476 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,299 That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! 477 00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:58,456 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 478 00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,762 Be careful putting those back up, they're important. 479 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,600 What, they're just pictures of donuts. 480 00:20:02,612 --> 00:20:04,111 It's a subliminal message. 481 00:20:04,113 --> 00:20:06,413 People will see them and they'll want to buy donuts. 482 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:09,416 But that's all you sell. 483 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:12,219 Why else would people come in? 484 00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:15,956 Must be nice to be young and know everything. 485 00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:20,794 Franco, 486 00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:22,096 I would like to buy that one. 487 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:25,232 Really? All right, I'll-I'll box it up, then. 488 00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,901 You don't seem like the art collector type. 489 00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:29,270 Don't be so surprised. 490 00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:31,272 He's a talented up-and-coming artist. 491 00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:33,374 That could be worth something someday. 492 00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:35,042 And, the value goes up 493 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:36,277 if the artist dies young, 494 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,479 and with Franco being black and living in Chicago... 495 00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:40,347 Fawz. 496 00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:43,984 God forbid something should happen to him. 497 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:49,723 I'll take that one, too.