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It was my lucky day when
I met you on the 151 bus.

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Yeah. I got to thank
that shirtless crackhead

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who scared you into sitting next to me.

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Yo, look,

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I know it's last-minute, but, you know,

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there's an art walk
tonight, you trying to go?

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- Sure.
- Yeah?

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Then maybe after we could get drinks?

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Oh, like at your place?

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Has to be. I don't get paid till Friday.

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- Mmm.
- All right, see you.

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Interesting. An art walk in Uptown.

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On your right, the Picasso sculpture,

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and on your left, a
urine-stained mattress.

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Well, I'm hoping that art
walk turns into an art hangout

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which leads to an art
let's-take-our-pants-off.

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Hey, kid, you ready for tonight?

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What you talking about?

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The Hawks are playing the Redwings.

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If we win, we're in the playoffs.

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- Oh, that's tonight.
- Yeah!

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Oh, listen, it's gonna be
a cold one, so I thought

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I'd make a little fire and
make some hot chocolate.

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I know, dairy doesn't agree with you,

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but I got that soy
milk that you love. Huh?

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Damn. Dude needs a girlfriend, man.

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Looks like he's got one.

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Ha!

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Hey, look, Arthur, man,
I-I can't watch the game.

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What?

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Oh, how are we gonna win if we
don't wear our lucky jerseys?

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And rub the gnome's belly?

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Arthur, listen, the thing is,

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I already made plans with Nadine, okay?

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And I was kind of hoping that
she and I would rub bellies.

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- I'm-I'm sorry for flaking.
- That's all right.

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Just be more hot chocolate for me.

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Hot chocolate does sound good.

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You talking about the drink or Nadine?

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Tush! There you are. You left something

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in the coat that you dropped
off at my dry cleaners.

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Really, Tush?

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You don't seem a dry
cleaning kind of guy.

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Fawz and I bartered.

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I did a little animal show
for his niece's birthday.

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Unfortunately, one of
the mice gave birth,

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and then the snake ate the babies...

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So there were some tears.

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But that's the circle of
life! Which I then sang.

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Needless to say, someone's
not gonna forget turning five.

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And thank you.

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A check for $600. You
know, you should cash that.

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I'm sure Elizabeth Miller
would appreciate that.

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You're right, I will.

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And it's dated from two months ago.

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For someone living check to check,

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this sure is a curious oversight.

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Well, this was fun. I gotta go.

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Oh, my God, is that Bruce Springsteen?

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Bruce?

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That was a Dominican
woman wearing a bandana.

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Something fishy is going on here.

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I've seen every episode
of a little show called

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CSI Colon Crime Scene Investigation...

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so I know when information
is being kept from me.

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Like how to say the name of a TV show?

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Leave it alone, Fawz.
It's none of our business.

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I'm a businessman, Maya.
Everything is my business.

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Stop talking!

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Randy, we didn't say nothing.

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No, it's not you. My mom's in town.

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I've been holding that
in since breakfast.

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All she wants to do is shop.

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We went to T.J.Maxx,
then we went to Marshalls.

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It's the same store.

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Oh, no, but you love your mom.

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Yeah, I do.

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And I think she's been really
lonely ever since my dad died.

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Mm-hmm.

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So I'm trying to spend
more time with her.

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Randy, honey, I've got great news!

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Ross Dress for Less has just opened up

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a new store on the corner.

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Oh, that is great, Mom.

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I've been looking for something
flammable in a primary color.

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Do I hear Helen DeLuca?

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Oh!

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- Arthur, oh, my!
- Look at you.

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Well, Florida's been treating you well.

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Oh, thanks.

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This place is so filled with memories.

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I can just picture Leo sitting
over here at this table.

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Yep, there he was, whiling
away the day, eating donuts.

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Yes, and now his daughter
carries that torch.

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Hey, listen, I'm gonna
get you a cup of coffee,

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and, uh, we'll catch up, all right?

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Oh, that, I'd love it, I'd love it.

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Uh, Randy, honey, what
about our shopping spree?

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I was gonna get you a bathing suit.

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With a skirt. It's
time, honey, it's time.

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It's like she forgets I have a gun.

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It's okay, Mom. We got all week to shop.

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Yo, Arthur... Helen seems pretty dope.

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Yeah, she's a barrel of laughs.

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We all had such great times together.

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Yeah?

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Hey, Helen! You like the Blackhawks?

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Oh, I love 'em! Arthur,

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remember we went to Flannigan's
to watch all the games?

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Is that place still around?

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Yeah, it's still there.
Except Flannigan's dead.

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His son shot him, it's a tragic story.

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Hey, why don't you two watch
the game together tonight?

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Oh, that sounds like fun.

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Great! It's a date.

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Okay.

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Hey, Randy, come here. Guess what.

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So, your mom and Arthur are
gonna watch the Hawks game

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tonight at Flannigan's.

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- Seriously?
- Yeah.

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That's incredible. I get a night alone.

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In my pajamas.

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- Drinking a bottle of wine.
- Mm-hmm.

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Maybe two.

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Maybe no pajamas.

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You add in some Drake and
a couple weed lollipops,

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and you just described my
night with Nadine, yeah.

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Well, the plot thickens.

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Look what else I found in Tush's pocket.

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A book of matches from
the Palmer House Hotel.

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So... $600 from a lady. Fancy hotel.

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Conclusion: Tush is a gigolo.

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Fawz, you are out of your mind.

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I don't mean to body-shame,
but there is no way

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that Tush is a gigolo.

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Yeah, he's more jiggly than gigolo.

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We all know he is not
shy about his gigs.

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The man modeled adult
diapers and bragged about it.

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What could be so
embarrassing that he would

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keep it from his friends?

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You really need to stop prying.

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With an attitude like
that, I have half a mind

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to take you off this case.

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Arthur, aren't you meeting Helen soon?

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Yeah, in 20 minutes.

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Well, shouldn't you get dressed?

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I am dressed. I'm fine.

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No, you look like a Jewish scarecrow.

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Hmm?

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Or like a two-star Uber driver.

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I get it, I get it, I get it.

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Well, I'm just saying, man, I just
want you to look nice for your date.

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No. Date? No.

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Helen's an old friend of mine,
you can't call this a date.

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All right, well, let
me ask you something:

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- you gonna pick her up?
- Sure.

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- You gonna hold the door for her?
- Of course.

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- Will you pay for dinner?
- Oh, my God, it's a date.

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Listen, I can't go on a
date looking like this.

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- Yeah.
- Can you help me pick out an outfit?

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Yeah! Yeah, all right, sure.

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Okay, that's great.

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Did he just lock us in?

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Let's make a pact:

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if things go south,
we eat that guy first.

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I haven't dated in 50 years.

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So what am I supposed
to do? Come on, help me.

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I got you.

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Oh, my God, why do you
have so many visors, man?

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Are you an old Korean lady?

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Come on, I'm so nervous.

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I'm sweating in places I
didn't powder this morning.

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Look, uh, maybe it's a bad idea.

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Arthur, this is gonna
be great. All right?

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And I saw you checking out Helen

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when she was walking out the door.

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I was admiring her scarf.

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Okay, I was looking at her butt.

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Look, it's Helen and me.
I mean, this is weird.

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I was best man at her wedding.

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Is that where you wore this?

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Or were you a pallbearer
at Papa Smurf's funeral?

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Come on, Arthur.

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Don't you think it'd be good for you

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to have a lady in your life?

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Yes, I guess so, yeah.

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Oh, hey.

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How about this?

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Hmm. Part Sam Jackson, part Pepe Le Pew.

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I can work with this.

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All right, my bad.

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Just gonna grab my
phone and we can bounce.

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Uh, so, how did you leave your
phone in your boss' bedroom?

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Well, it ain't like that.
I put it down when I was

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helping him squeeze
into a pair of pants.

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That wasn't any better.

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All right. Mwah. I'll be right back.

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Hey!

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What the hell, kid?

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Came here to get my phone!

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Oh! That was your phone?

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You might want to delete the photos.

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You don't have to knock.

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Yes, I do.

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00:09:02,826 --> 00:09:05,962
Oh, come on, please,
you hardly saw anything.

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00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:07,797
Mm-hmm. You got a birthmark on your back

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00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:10,132
in the shape of Florida.

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00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:12,802
Okay, you saw everything.

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00:09:12,804 --> 00:09:14,504
Yo, so what happened last night?

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I thought y'all were just
hanging out at Flannigan's.

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Yeah, we... well, we were
having a couple of drinks

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and, uh, talking about old times.

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And then I asked her
back for a nightcap.

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Next thing I knew, we were spooning

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on top of the heating pad.

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Good for you!

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Yeah! Well, it was kind of nice.

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All right, so what happens
next, 50 Shades of Gray?

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When are you gonna see her again?

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I'd like to.

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But, you know, I haven't
dated in so many years.

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You know, wha-what I
am supposed to do, huh?

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Call her? Send her flowers?

224
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No, man, just send her a text!

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- Really? Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

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Just send a... a text.

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Okay, so what do I, what do I say?

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Um, something flirty but noncommittal.

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Like, "Hey, what you doin'?"

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Which can be interpreted
as, "Hey, what you doin'?"

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Or like you're doing
something nasty, like

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"Hey, what you doin'?"

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What next?

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00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:02,084
Um, "You had fun last
night? Let's chill again."

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00:10:02,086 --> 00:10:04,058
- Ooh.
- Eggplant emoji.

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00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:08,424
- Just do it, just do it. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

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Now send! Yep! There we go.

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That sounds perfect.

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Except you just sent it to me.

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- Give me your phone.
- Ah.

241
00:10:22,673 --> 00:10:24,173
Look at this, it's
been a couple of hours,

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00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:25,174
she hasn't even responded.

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00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:27,729
Give her some time. Maybe
she can't work a phone.

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00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:29,111
We've texted before.

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00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,413
Maybe I should've called her.

246
00:10:30,415 --> 00:10:32,582
Hmm? I don't come across in a text.

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All my sexy is in my voice.

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What a night.

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I had five wonderful
hours without my mother.

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Which should add about
three months to my life.

251
00:10:45,596 --> 00:10:46,996
Well, lucky for you, you might

252
00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,599
be having some more mom-free nights.

253
00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:50,800
What are you talking about?

254
00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:52,234
Oh, you don't know? Well, apparently,

255
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,070
your mom and Arthur's hockey date

256
00:10:54,072 --> 00:10:55,342
went into overtime.

257
00:10:57,307 --> 00:10:58,908
Huh?

258
00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:02,111
He shot, he scored.

259
00:11:02,113 --> 00:11:04,246
- Oh, my God.
- Uh-huh.

260
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,215
- My mother?
- Uh-huh.

261
00:11:06,217 --> 00:11:07,732
- And Arthur?
- Uh-huh!

262
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,454
Oh, hey, Randy...

263
00:11:11,456 --> 00:11:12,788
Hi, Arthur.

264
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:15,591
Heard that you and my
mom had a fun night.

265
00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:17,193
Ah, uh, oh. Yeah, listen,

266
00:11:17,195 --> 00:11:19,462
I know this is kind of
weird for you, but...

267
00:11:19,464 --> 00:11:22,932
No. Actually, it's not weird.

268
00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:25,935
I-I'm okay with it, I-I'm happy for you.

269
00:11:25,937 --> 00:11:28,804
Oh, really? Well, okay,
all right. Thank you.

270
00:11:28,806 --> 00:11:30,573
Yeah. It's actually pretty exciting.

271
00:11:30,575 --> 00:11:32,508
Means I might be getting a new dad.

272
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,744
Oh, come on. Very funny.

273
00:11:34,746 --> 00:11:36,178
Yeah, maybe this weekend
we could watch Frozen.

274
00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,314
Oh, all right, all right, all right.

275
00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:40,784
I'm gonna go meet Mom
to do some more shopping.

276
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,785
Oh! Speaking of shopping.

277
00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:45,721
For Christmas I'd really like a pony.

278
00:11:45,723 --> 00:11:47,323
Oh, get out of here.

279
00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:50,391
Ooh, that's a text.

280
00:11:50,397 --> 00:11:51,127
It's in my back pocket.

281
00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:52,361
- Okay.
- Yeah.

282
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,663
I'm, I-I'm all glazed up.

283
00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:55,197
It's all good. Oh!

284
00:11:55,199 --> 00:11:56,432
It's from Helen.

285
00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:58,401
- Ah, ah, ah.
- Yeah.

286
00:11:58,403 --> 00:11:59,835
"Dear Arthur.

287
00:11:59,837 --> 00:12:01,504
"Thank you for the texts.

288
00:12:01,506 --> 00:12:03,639
The game was fun last night."

289
00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:04,607
Oh.

290
00:12:04,609 --> 00:12:06,676
Ooh...

291
00:12:06,678 --> 00:12:08,978
"But I don't think hanging
out is a good idea."

292
00:12:10,114 --> 00:12:11,981
"Last night was a mistake."

293
00:12:12,971 --> 00:12:16,152
"Sincerely yours, Helen DeLuca"

294
00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:19,722
Enough dings.

295
00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:21,791
Oh, no, this is from
your cell phone provider.

296
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,795
Uh, you used up all
your texts for the month.

297
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,124
Ugh. I'm worried about Tush.

298
00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:32,667
Don't believe Pretty Woman.

299
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,804
Not every customer is Richard Gere.

300
00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:37,836
You really think he's a prostitute?

301
00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:39,341
Shh! Here he comes.

302
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:42,043
Don't say "sex."

303
00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:43,411
Afternoon.

304
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,460
- Morning.
- Intercourse.

305
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,653
Tush, we have a brochure for you.

306
00:12:51,655 --> 00:12:54,130
It's called "Getting Out of the Game."

307
00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:56,208
Game? What are you talking about?

308
00:12:56,214 --> 00:13:00,040
You know. How you put on the red light?

309
00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:01,910
You think I'm a prostitute?

310
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:04,012
How else could you
earn such a big check?

311
00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:06,348
It is the only explanation.

312
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,283
It's from my ex-wife.

313
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:10,852
Except for that.

314
00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:12,654
That's who Elizabeth Miller is?

315
00:13:12,656 --> 00:13:14,623
Formerly Liz Tushinski.

316
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,458
She pays me alimony.

317
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,526
We got divorced after I lost my job,

318
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:20,695
and she was making a
lot more money than me.

319
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:23,098
So, then, why have you
not cashed the check?

320
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,800
'Cause it's the last one.

321
00:13:25,802 --> 00:13:28,136
It's the only thing
that ties us together.

322
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:33,308
When this goes in the bank,
she's out of my life forever.

323
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,412
I am so sorry, you know.

324
00:13:37,414 --> 00:13:38,947
Being in the dry-cleaning business,

325
00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:41,081
there just is not a
lot of excitement, so...

326
00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:45,553
sometimes my imagination just runs wild.

327
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:47,555
It's okay. I guess...

328
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:51,159
I've just had a real hard
time admitting it's over.

329
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:53,662
You know, maybe I should just move on.

330
00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:55,163
My friend.

331
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:58,168
How about you and I go to the bank

332
00:13:58,215 --> 00:14:00,480
and cash that check together?

333
00:14:02,105 --> 00:14:04,105
I'd like that.

334
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,680
Uh, Fawz.

335
00:14:11,682 --> 00:14:13,415
Oh, yes.

336
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:17,552
Uh, holding hands is a sign
of kinship in my country.

337
00:14:17,554 --> 00:14:19,254
Oh. That's, that's beautiful.

338
00:14:19,256 --> 00:14:20,889
Yeah.

339
00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:27,295
So, uh, who, who lets go first?

340
00:14:27,297 --> 00:14:31,265
Traditionally, it's the
man who's more subservient.

341
00:14:36,105 --> 00:14:38,406
Huh.

342
00:14:38,408 --> 00:14:40,649
I wish I'd known that
before we started this.

343
00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:44,612
Arthur, what are you doing?

344
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:45,780
We're already fully stocked on those.

345
00:14:45,782 --> 00:14:48,683
I know. These are for me.

346
00:14:48,685 --> 00:14:50,885
Hey, uh, there's a
Blackhawks game tonight.

347
00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:52,153
Y-You trying to watch it?

348
00:14:52,155 --> 00:14:53,221
I'll make hot chocolate.

349
00:14:53,223 --> 00:14:55,423
No, thanks.

350
00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:57,192
He can eat all he wants,

351
00:14:57,194 --> 00:15:01,730
but those donut holes will never
fill the one inside his heart.

352
00:15:01,732 --> 00:15:03,698
Man, I can't believe that lady.

353
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,908
Breaking up by text?

354
00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:06,601
You don't do that to my boy Arthur.

355
00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:08,726
They're old friends.
Maybe they'll work it out.

356
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,706
Oh. They definitely gonna work it out.

357
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:12,749
'Cause you know what?

358
00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:14,409
She might have a problem being direct,

359
00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:16,011
but I don't.

360
00:15:18,614 --> 00:15:22,283
Okay. Well, I have a meeting.

361
00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:27,255
Well, I'm not letting go.

362
00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:29,782
Well, I'm not letting go.

363
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:41,036
I have to shower before the meeting.

364
00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:42,828
I like it hot.

365
00:15:47,109 --> 00:15:48,476
- Hey, Ma.
- Yeah.

366
00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:49,611
Check out these winter coats.

367
00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:51,183
- Ugh.
- You might need one of these

368
00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:53,386
if you're gonnaspend
more time in Chicago

369
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,128
with a certain donut Don Juan.

370
00:15:56,953 --> 00:15:59,788
Can we just let go of this?

371
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,489
Here, take this sticker.

372
00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:03,998
Put it on the pink bag,
I'll get another 20% off.

373
00:16:04,123 --> 00:16:06,327
- Come on, come on.
- Mom, no.

374
00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:07,729
There you go.

375
00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:09,531
Hey, Franco. What are you doing here?

376
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,932
I'm here to talk to your mother.

377
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,600
Yo, can you stop following me?

378
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,035
If I wanted to steal from
a store, I'd go to a place

379
00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:15,637
I couldn't afford.

380
00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:19,974
So you're just gonna
ghost my friend like that?

381
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:21,409
- "Ghost"?
- Mm-hmm.

382
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:23,363
Is that slang for sex?

383
00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:25,780
No. It's when you dump somebody by text

384
00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:27,636
and you disappear like
nothing ever happened.

385
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:30,251
Oh. Then, yes, I ghosted him.

386
00:16:30,253 --> 00:16:31,986
Wait a minute.

387
00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:33,786
You dumped Arthur?

388
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,115
In a text?

389
00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:36,497
Well, I didn't mean to hurt him.

390
00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:39,293
I just... well, I didn't
know what else to do.

391
00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:42,063
It was the first time that I
had a feeling for another man,

392
00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:44,765
and I... I-I just began

393
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,133
to feel weird.

394
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,803
'Cause it wasn't Dad?

395
00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,771
I know he's not here anymore,

396
00:16:50,773 --> 00:16:53,941
but I, I still feel like it's cheating.

397
00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,309
Yeah.

398
00:16:55,311 --> 00:16:56,777
I get it.

399
00:16:56,779 --> 00:16:58,979
But it happened.

400
00:16:58,981 --> 00:17:01,182
And Arthur is still your friend.

401
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:03,751
You really want to leave it like this?

402
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,486
But I haven't been to housewares yet,

403
00:17:05,488 --> 00:17:08,585
and it's 60% off everything Rachael Ray.

404
00:17:10,659 --> 00:17:12,026
Fine.

405
00:17:12,028 --> 00:17:14,328
Fine.

406
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,063
See? I ain't steal nothing.

407
00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:17,865
But you might want to check
out that white lady over there.

408
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:20,134
She got a George Foreman
Grill under her jacket!

409
00:17:25,507 --> 00:17:27,575
What's up, Arthur?

410
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,477
Oh, Helen.

411
00:17:29,479 --> 00:17:31,779
I didn't think we'd
see each other again.

412
00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:35,015
Well, I just wanted to say I
was sorry about the text thing.

413
00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:37,184
Franco told me you were upset.

414
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,452
Franco did what?

415
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:40,688
He said you were devastated.

416
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:42,556
Well, anyway.

417
00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:44,925
I just wanted to say I was sorry,

418
00:17:44,927 --> 00:17:48,129
so I bought you this windbreaker.

419
00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:52,099
It's Pierre Cardin, $80 value.

420
00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:55,202
You know, kid, why are you
getting involved in this?

421
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,271
'Cause you were upset.
And eating donut holes

422
00:17:57,273 --> 00:17:59,740
by the fistful, man.
I had to do something.

423
00:17:59,742 --> 00:18:00,975
No, you didn't.

424
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:02,243
This is between Helen and me.

425
00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,044
It's none of your damn business.

426
00:18:04,046 --> 00:18:05,746
Franco just wanted to help.

427
00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:07,414
We worry about you both.

428
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:08,983
Why? We're adults.

429
00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:10,718
Yeah, we are. Adults.

430
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,037
Yeah, but you're down in
Florida, all by yourself.

431
00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:15,413
Yeah, and you have nobody to watch

432
00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:16,223
the Hawks games with, so...

433
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,292
We, we just don't want you to be lonely.

434
00:18:18,294 --> 00:18:19,794
Oh, I see.

435
00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:21,862
You don't want us to be lonely, okay.

436
00:18:21,864 --> 00:18:24,565
Raise your hand if you
got lucky last night.

437
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:29,937
Damn.

438
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,145
That's cold.

439
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,073
What we're saying is,
focus on your own lives.

440
00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:34,742
Franco, you got this
beautiful girl Nadine

441
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:36,043
who's crazy about you.

442
00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,178
So why you all up in my grill?

443
00:18:39,045 --> 00:18:40,344
Didn't I say that right?

444
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:41,916
Yeah.

445
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:44,051
All right. Well,

446
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:45,286
if y'all say you're great,

447
00:18:45,288 --> 00:18:46,954
then I guess we'll just leave you alone?

448
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:48,489
Thank you.

449
00:18:48,491 --> 00:18:51,959
Arthur, can we have
somewhere where we can talk?

450
00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:53,794
Yeah. Yeah.

451
00:18:55,838 --> 00:18:57,739
I can't believe I just
got relationship advice

452
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,201
from a 75-year-old man.

453
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:03,934
Yeah, and I can't believe my
mom's having more sex than I am.

454
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:08,943
You know, Franco is right,
I owe you an explanation.

455
00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:10,744
Arthur, I panicked.

456
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,528
All these complicated emotions came up,

457
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,192
and I...

458
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:18,519
We have such a, a long, shared history.

459
00:19:19,688 --> 00:19:21,989
You know, Leo.

460
00:19:21,991 --> 00:19:24,825
Yeah. Well, Joanie.

461
00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:28,977
Well, they're sure dead.

462
00:19:31,099 --> 00:19:32,700
And we're not.

463
00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:35,469
No, we certainly weren't last night.

464
00:19:35,471 --> 00:19:39,340
We gave that memory
foam a lot to remember.

465
00:19:43,144 --> 00:19:44,745
That's good.

466
00:19:44,747 --> 00:19:46,213
Hey, can I at least give you a hug?

467
00:19:46,215 --> 00:19:47,882
Or will that drive you mad with desire

468
00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:50,251
and lead to multiple
health code violations?

469
00:19:50,253 --> 00:19:51,252
Yes.

470
00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:53,621
Okay.

471
00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:55,456
For the love of God!

472
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,858
Put a sock on the door.

473
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,386
Hey, hey. What the hell, kid?

474
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,933
You're not checking up on me, are you?

475
00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:08,082
No, I'm not.

476
00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:10,880
Hi, Nadine. He's not
checking up on me, is he?

477
00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:12,882
- A little.
- Wha... no. I'm just..

478
00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:14,233
I just came to pick up my paycheck,

479
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:16,820
so I can take my girl
out for dinner and drinks.

480
00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:19,889
Maybe just drinks.

481
00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:21,391
Hey, listen! Uh, uh...

482
00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:23,916
Look, I'm sorry I
snapped at you yesterday.

483
00:20:23,969 --> 00:20:25,142
It's cool.

484
00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:27,681
No, no, I'm, I'm just...
I'm just glad that you, uh,

485
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,265
pushed me to go dating again,

486
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:31,234
because I think I'm
ready to go out there now.

487
00:20:31,236 --> 00:20:32,016
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

488
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:32,975
- Word?
- Yeah.

489
00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:34,204
- All right.
- I signed up for this,

490
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:35,399
Uh, new dating app.

491
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:36,789
It shows all the singles in your area.

492
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:38,828
- Uh-huh.
- But so far, it's only guys.

493
00:20:41,278 --> 00:20:43,580
Hey, Arthur, you, you
on Grindr right now.

494
00:20:43,582 --> 00:20:46,182
- Huh? Why? What's that?
- It's...

495
00:20:46,184 --> 00:20:48,551
- No, no. Go, go on your date. Go ahead.
- You're sure?

496
00:20:48,553 --> 00:20:50,854
Yeah, I'm sure this guy can
explain it to me over coffee.

497
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:55,055
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