1 00:00:00,789 --> 00:00:03,257 - Okay, there you go, Phil. - And there you go, Art. 2 00:00:03,259 --> 00:00:07,389 That baseball is a real piece of Chicago Cubs history. 3 00:00:07,414 --> 00:00:10,175 It's so weird the Cubs are so good now, huh? 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,950 Thank God for the Bull, the Bears 5 00:00:11,975 --> 00:00:13,641 and Rahm Emanuel, hmm? 6 00:00:14,254 --> 00:00:15,291 Morning. 7 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,338 Hey, Tush, remember Phil? 8 00:00:17,363 --> 00:00:19,329 His cousin owns this, uh, sports memorabilia shop. 9 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:21,054 Look what he got me. Mm? 10 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:23,960 The very ball that Ernie Banks hit for his 502nd home run. 11 00:00:23,985 --> 00:00:25,251 Sweet. 12 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,277 Hey, does your cousin sell any WNBA swag? 13 00:00:28,302 --> 00:00:31,203 I cannot get enough of those lanky gals. 14 00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:34,197 Last week, at the supermarket, 15 00:00:34,222 --> 00:00:37,195 I saw one of them bite into a pumpkin like it was an apple. 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,461 I'll keep my eyes open. 17 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:42,066 See ya later, Arthur. 18 00:00:42,599 --> 00:00:44,032 So, you gonna put that in your shrine? 19 00:00:44,057 --> 00:00:47,324 Yep. Right up alongside my Ron Santo bobblehead 20 00:00:47,349 --> 00:00:50,272 and my jar of Chicago Blackhawks knocked out teeth. 21 00:00:53,289 --> 00:00:55,288 Hey, Franco, you're 40 minutes late. 22 00:00:55,313 --> 00:00:57,530 I had to stock all the bottom shelves myself. 23 00:00:57,555 --> 00:00:59,968 You know I'm rolling the dice every time I have to bend down. 24 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,929 Oh? Oh, yeah? I'm sorry you had a tough morning. 25 00:01:02,954 --> 00:01:04,287 Mine was just swell. 26 00:01:04,312 --> 00:01:06,351 I got off the "L" train, this cop stopped me, 27 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:08,743 threw me up against the fence and frisked me. 28 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,276 - That's messed up. - Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:10,301 --> 00:01:11,402 Wait, was it a lady cop? 30 00:01:11,427 --> 00:01:13,277 - No. - That's messed up. 31 00:01:15,798 --> 00:01:17,306 They can't do that. That's racial profiling. 32 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:18,697 Yeah, that's terrible. 33 00:01:18,722 --> 00:01:20,855 Hey, by the way, you're not doing yourself any favors 34 00:01:20,887 --> 00:01:22,954 by walking around in that hoodie. 35 00:01:23,223 --> 00:01:24,727 You saying this is my fault? 36 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,585 No, I'm just saying that it makes you look 37 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:28,555 a little bit more, you know, uh, suspicious. 38 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:31,594 Suspic... Dude, it's got a cartoon dragon on the back. 39 00:01:33,232 --> 00:01:34,399 And this isn't about my hoodie. 40 00:01:34,424 --> 00:01:35,857 I got stop-and-frisked 'cause I'm black. 41 00:01:35,882 --> 00:01:38,149 Man, the cops in this city are out of control. 42 00:01:38,174 --> 00:01:39,974 All right, hang on. 43 00:01:40,035 --> 00:01:41,734 I'm sorry that happened to you, 44 00:01:41,736 --> 00:01:44,137 but I am tired of people blaming us for everything. 45 00:01:44,139 --> 00:01:46,973 Look, it's a war zone out there, 46 00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:50,343 and some cops are leaning on the stop-and-frisk, 47 00:01:50,345 --> 00:01:52,978 but that's just 'cause we're trying to keep people safe. 48 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:55,748 So what, you two have no problem with this cop stopping me? 49 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:56,916 We weren't there. 50 00:01:56,918 --> 00:01:59,485 We don't know what the circumstances were. 51 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,187 Did you get the cop's name? 52 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,589 I think it was Officer Li. 53 00:02:02,591 --> 00:02:05,566 I know Li. He's a good cop. 54 00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:09,028 Last week, he totally had my back on a drug bust. 55 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:12,789 He cuffed four methheads, and those dudes are wiggly. 56 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:18,315 Well, it's-it's not just cops. I took a psych class, 57 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,139 and we learned that lots of people make decisions 58 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,807 based on race without being aware of it. 59 00:02:21,832 --> 00:02:23,401 It's called unconscious bias. 60 00:02:23,426 --> 00:02:24,940 Oh, how refreshing. 61 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:27,332 How has society disappointed you today? 62 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,977 Well, since you asked, lots of people don't realize... 63 00:02:32,002 --> 00:02:33,916 Honey, it was a joke. I really don't care. 64 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,725 See? Sexism. 65 00:02:38,727 --> 00:02:39,957 Exactly what I'm talking about. 66 00:02:39,982 --> 00:02:42,880 And while most of us don't flaunt our ignorances like Fawz... 67 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:44,357 Thanks, baby. 68 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,901 ... we all carry these unconscious biases. 69 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:50,299 She's right. Every time I see a white person, 70 00:02:50,324 --> 00:02:53,025 I automatically think they know where a dog park is. 71 00:02:54,929 --> 00:02:57,630 And it turns out, they do. 72 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,280 I don't know, Maya. 73 00:03:00,282 --> 00:03:02,248 I'm sure some people are biased like that, 74 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,583 but not the people in here. 75 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:04,884 Oh, you don't believe me? 76 00:03:04,886 --> 00:03:06,986 Okay. I'm just gonna use this app 77 00:03:06,988 --> 00:03:08,431 to call it out whenever I hear it. 78 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,985 Yeah, well, you won't hear it from me. 79 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:13,259 I don't see color. I hired a black kid, didn't I? 80 00:03:14,963 --> 00:03:17,253 Oh, well, that's not gonna be annoying. 81 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:20,466 Trust me, there was nothing unconscious 82 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,135 about this cop's bias. 83 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:24,237 And, of course, I couldn't talk back, or I'd be 84 00:03:24,239 --> 00:03:25,772 calling one of y'all to save my skin. 85 00:03:25,774 --> 00:03:29,242 Oop, did someone say skin? 86 00:03:29,244 --> 00:03:31,043 Let me tell you about my latest gig. 87 00:03:31,068 --> 00:03:32,745 I'm selling this line of high-end, 88 00:03:32,747 --> 00:03:34,231 organic skin care products. 89 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,116 Well, that's a smooth segue. 90 00:03:37,118 --> 00:03:39,085 Speaking of smooth... 91 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:41,688 I could offer you guys a lifetime of soft, supple, 92 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:42,809 smooth skin. 93 00:03:42,834 --> 00:03:43,957 Randy, you look... 94 00:03:43,982 --> 00:03:45,543 Don't you dare. 95 00:03:47,457 --> 00:03:49,228 Look, instead of complaining, 96 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,197 why don't we do something to try to fix it? 97 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:54,300 We could have a community outreach night. 98 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,126 And what's that? 99 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,734 Oh, it's a way for people in the neighborhood 100 00:03:56,766 --> 00:03:58,932 to get to know their beat cops, air their grievances. 101 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:00,690 Hey, we can have it right here. 102 00:04:00,809 --> 00:04:03,269 Did somebody say "clogged pores"? 103 00:04:04,546 --> 00:04:06,713 This detoxifying clay mask 104 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:08,659 is good for all skin types and colors: 105 00:04:08,684 --> 00:04:11,385 white, black... you. 106 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,137 You know, an outreach meeting might be dope. 107 00:04:19,162 --> 00:04:20,129 You know, I can tell that cop 108 00:04:20,154 --> 00:04:22,161 I have as much right to walk the streets as he does. 109 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:24,708 Yeah. Show him you're one of the good ones. 110 00:04:27,177 --> 00:04:29,569 Maya, may I please see that phone? 111 00:04:33,942 --> 00:04:35,645 That should cover me for the day. 112 00:04:41,075 --> 00:04:45,036 Synced and corrected by Dragoniod for www.addic7ed.com 113 00:04:47,674 --> 00:04:50,242 Ah, man, I thought there'd be lemon bars. 114 00:04:50,244 --> 00:04:51,476 Why? 115 00:04:51,478 --> 00:04:54,246 White people always bring lemon bars to meetings. 116 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:00,307 These aren't lemon bars, they're lemon squares. 117 00:05:01,821 --> 00:05:03,422 Oh. 118 00:05:03,424 --> 00:05:05,057 I see you invited Malcolm, 119 00:05:05,082 --> 00:05:06,619 your new best friend from the building. 120 00:05:06,644 --> 00:05:08,111 Oh, come on, Sweatpants. 121 00:05:08,136 --> 00:05:09,603 We hung out that one time. 122 00:05:09,628 --> 00:05:12,030 And he can watch a basketball game without talking. 123 00:05:12,032 --> 00:05:13,631 I get emotional. 124 00:05:15,843 --> 00:05:17,670 You used to like that. 125 00:05:19,472 --> 00:05:21,707 - What's up, Mally-Mal? - Yeah. 126 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:23,307 Yo, Arthur, meet my friend, Malcolm. 127 00:05:23,332 --> 00:05:24,198 Nice to meet you, Malcolm. 128 00:05:24,545 --> 00:05:25,526 Whoa! 129 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:27,184 You got some cool sports stuff. 130 00:05:27,236 --> 00:05:28,798 Yeah, you interested in baseball? 131 00:05:28,823 --> 00:05:29,853 Hell yeah. 132 00:05:29,878 --> 00:05:32,814 Well, then you'd be interested in this little bad boy, 133 00:05:32,947 --> 00:05:35,065 signed by Mr. Ernie Banks himself. 134 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:37,216 Nice. You're an old-school Cubs fan. 135 00:05:37,218 --> 00:05:39,249 Yeah. I had this bet with this buddy of mine 136 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,014 that I'd get a Cubs tattoo on my butt 137 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:43,022 if they ever won the World Series. 138 00:05:43,047 --> 00:05:44,162 Luckily, he died after Game 6. 139 00:05:47,261 --> 00:05:48,694 Yo, Malcolm, thanks for coming, dawg. 140 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:49,962 Got to let these cops know 141 00:05:49,964 --> 00:05:51,731 that we're all a part of this community. 142 00:05:51,733 --> 00:05:54,333 Hey, I'm just here for the lemon bars. 143 00:05:54,335 --> 00:05:56,502 They're squares. 144 00:05:58,305 --> 00:06:00,606 Hey, Arthur, thanks for hosting. 145 00:06:00,608 --> 00:06:01,906 Ah, damn. 146 00:06:01,931 --> 00:06:03,242 What? 147 00:06:03,244 --> 00:06:04,777 That's the cop that stop-and-frisked me. 148 00:06:05,664 --> 00:06:07,780 - That's Officer Li? - Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:07,782 --> 00:06:09,348 How could he be racist? 150 00:06:12,052 --> 00:06:14,620 Making assumptions based on race... that's bias. 151 00:06:14,622 --> 00:06:15,434 No, no, no. 152 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:16,789 I was just saying, he's Oriental. 153 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:18,658 Oh. 154 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:21,294 You think that's bad... 155 00:06:21,296 --> 00:06:24,063 you wouldn't believe the names my grandpa used to come up with. 156 00:06:24,065 --> 00:06:26,499 Ooh, ooh, I can guess. 157 00:06:26,501 --> 00:06:28,468 - Oh, no... - No. 158 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:31,241 Hey, it's my man from the "L" train. 159 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,851 Hey. I'm surprised you recognize me 160 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:35,141 without my face smashed up against the fence. 161 00:06:35,143 --> 00:06:37,710 Sorry, brother. Thought you were somebody else. 162 00:06:37,712 --> 00:06:38,744 DeLuca. 163 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,000 Li. 164 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,855 He called me "brother," man. That's racist. 165 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,016 No, he's not a racist. 166 00:06:44,018 --> 00:06:45,618 He's just one of those frat guys, 167 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,887 - likes to give people nicknames. - Mm. 168 00:06:47,889 --> 00:06:50,823 He calls me "Hot Mama." 169 00:06:50,825 --> 00:06:52,892 That's sexist. 170 00:06:52,894 --> 00:06:53,943 Not when it's true. 171 00:06:58,565 --> 00:07:00,433 All right, everybody. 172 00:07:00,435 --> 00:07:01,801 Glad that you're here. 173 00:07:01,803 --> 00:07:04,871 Welcome to the Uptown outreach meeting. 174 00:07:04,873 --> 00:07:08,574 My name is Officer DeLuca, and I will be facilitating. 175 00:07:08,576 --> 00:07:10,676 So who'd like to go first? 176 00:07:10,678 --> 00:07:11,878 Uh! 177 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:16,965 I just want to thank all you hardworking police officers. 178 00:07:17,006 --> 00:07:18,928 You put your lives on the line every day, 179 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:19,852 as well as your skin. 180 00:07:19,854 --> 00:07:21,554 That's why I'm offering a ten percent discount 181 00:07:21,556 --> 00:07:22,889 on all face creams. 182 00:07:22,891 --> 00:07:26,492 While you're locking up criminals, it locks in moisture. 183 00:07:26,494 --> 00:07:27,743 Sit down, Tush. 184 00:07:27,768 --> 00:07:29,235 Yes, ma'am. 185 00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:32,164 Free samples out back. 186 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:35,268 Franco, I know you had something you wanted to say. 187 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:37,069 Absolutely. 188 00:07:38,239 --> 00:07:40,139 Hi, I'm Franco. 189 00:07:40,141 --> 00:07:41,771 Hi, Franco. 190 00:07:42,677 --> 00:07:45,077 It's not that kind of meeting. 191 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:50,943 One day at a time, Gladys! You got this! 192 00:07:51,719 --> 00:07:54,620 So, I've lived in this neighborhood my entire life. 193 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:57,323 I've never been a threat to anybody, you know? 194 00:07:57,325 --> 00:08:00,326 But sometimes, I get cold. 195 00:08:00,701 --> 00:08:04,404 So this is what cold Franco looks like. 196 00:08:05,133 --> 00:08:07,233 Regular Franco. 197 00:08:07,235 --> 00:08:09,502 Cold Franco. 198 00:08:10,829 --> 00:08:12,972 Regular Franco. 199 00:08:12,974 --> 00:08:15,675 And, you know, sometimes I like to exercise, 200 00:08:15,677 --> 00:08:18,244 so if you see me running, 201 00:08:18,246 --> 00:08:20,913 doesn't mean I committed a crime. 202 00:08:20,915 --> 00:08:23,889 Just means I like to jog. 203 00:08:23,914 --> 00:08:25,603 Cold Franco jogging. 204 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:30,523 Regular Franco jogging. 205 00:08:30,525 --> 00:08:32,091 Thank you. 206 00:08:32,093 --> 00:08:35,968 And my name is Sweatpants. 207 00:08:36,086 --> 00:08:39,198 Ironically, I do not exercise. 208 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,900 So, if I'm running, 209 00:08:40,902 --> 00:08:43,369 I'm definitely running from something. 210 00:08:44,037 --> 00:08:46,587 And maybe you should be running, too. 211 00:08:50,210 --> 00:08:52,044 I thought that meeting went very well. 212 00:08:52,046 --> 00:08:53,446 Yeah, I loved how people felt 213 00:08:53,448 --> 00:08:55,381 they could be open and honest, you know? 214 00:08:55,383 --> 00:08:56,716 Maybe a little too honest, 215 00:08:56,718 --> 00:08:58,622 like that lady that called me "black Bart Simpson." 216 00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:04,757 Wait a minute, where's my baseball? 217 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:06,472 I don't know. Maybe you put it in the back or something. 218 00:09:06,496 --> 00:09:07,496 No. 219 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,597 It's got to be around here somewhere. Hey, hey, guys. 220 00:09:09,622 --> 00:09:11,197 Help us look for this ball. 221 00:09:11,199 --> 00:09:12,732 - All right. - Sure. 222 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,634 Maybe it rolled under the counter or something. 223 00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,903 It can't roll anywhere; it was in a square box. 224 00:09:18,461 --> 00:09:20,825 I think someone stole that baseball. 225 00:09:20,975 --> 00:09:22,975 How? This place was full of cops. 226 00:09:22,977 --> 00:09:25,727 It was also full of donuts... They got distracted. 227 00:09:29,683 --> 00:09:31,784 Who do you think could have taken it? 228 00:09:31,786 --> 00:09:34,153 I don't know. It was someone who was admiring it, 229 00:09:34,155 --> 00:09:36,122 someone who was in this general area, 230 00:09:36,124 --> 00:09:38,057 someone who could reach the top shelf 231 00:09:38,059 --> 00:09:40,144 on his tippy-toes. 232 00:09:41,529 --> 00:09:42,728 You talking about Malcolm? 233 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:43,996 Malcolm, huh? 234 00:09:43,998 --> 00:09:45,097 Franco's got something there. 235 00:09:45,122 --> 00:09:47,133 Man, why you accusing my friend? 236 00:09:47,135 --> 00:09:48,074 It could've been anybody. 237 00:09:48,128 --> 00:09:49,227 It could've been Fawz. 238 00:09:49,604 --> 00:09:50,996 Please. 239 00:09:52,373 --> 00:09:54,240 If I wanted one of your treasures, 240 00:09:54,242 --> 00:09:56,527 it would not be a stupid baseball. 241 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,480 I would take your bobblehead. 242 00:10:00,242 --> 00:10:02,636 His head is too big for his body. It's like... 243 00:10:03,618 --> 00:10:04,884 Look, all I'm saying, 244 00:10:04,886 --> 00:10:06,475 he was very interested in that baseball, 245 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,854 which makes him a most likely suspect. 246 00:10:08,856 --> 00:10:11,590 So, with no evidence, you just decided it's Malcolm. 247 00:10:11,592 --> 00:10:13,592 The one young black guy you didn't know. 248 00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:14,660 You think this is about race? 249 00:10:14,662 --> 00:10:16,062 What else could it be about? 250 00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:18,931 Man, you're no better than Officer Li. 251 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,570 Wow. I wonder how long this has been here. 252 00:10:24,572 --> 00:10:27,106 It's one of those pens when you turn it upside down 253 00:10:27,131 --> 00:10:28,496 the lady gets naked. 254 00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:34,280 I'm gonna guess this one is from... 255 00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:36,087 yep, the '70s. 256 00:10:40,152 --> 00:10:42,517 So, uh, how much was that baseball worth? 257 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,276 I paid $600. 258 00:10:44,636 --> 00:10:46,517 You had $600 to blow, 259 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,072 and you couldn't buy one jar of my creams? 260 00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:52,925 Look in the mirror, man. 261 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:55,322 You're handsome, but you could be beautiful. 262 00:10:57,432 --> 00:10:58,999 There he is. 263 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:00,901 Hey, you're right on time today. 264 00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:03,168 Oh, well, you'd be surprised how fast your commute can be 265 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,184 when your civil rights aren't being violated. 266 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,911 You filing a police report? 267 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:13,948 Yeah, but then we're gonna hand it over to Officer Li. 268 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,015 He's handling this? 269 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,351 Look, I know you had a bad experience, 270 00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:19,053 but he is not a bad cop. 271 00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:20,454 But why can't you two do it? 272 00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:22,299 Well, because we have to go to a sexual harassment 273 00:11:22,324 --> 00:11:23,791 seminar this afternoon. 274 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:27,394 It was a misunderstanding. 275 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,383 I said he had a night stick. 276 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,700 Not a nice... 277 00:11:32,702 --> 00:11:34,196 They get it! 278 00:11:34,637 --> 00:11:38,150 Are you pointing the fingers at any one suspect in particular? 279 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,441 Oh, I'm not pointing any fingers. 280 00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:40,931 They did ask me if I thought 281 00:11:40,956 --> 00:11:43,944 I might have known who did it, so I just shared my suspicions. 282 00:11:43,946 --> 00:11:45,112 Well, didn't you hear Randy? 283 00:11:45,114 --> 00:11:46,680 Officer Li's in charge of this now, 284 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,021 and if he goes to question Malcolm, 285 00:11:48,046 --> 00:11:50,059 he ain't leaving till he finds something to arrest him for, 286 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,020 whether he did it or not. 287 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:52,333 I'm just presenting the facts. 288 00:11:52,358 --> 00:11:54,139 It's up to the police to sort it all out. 289 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:57,057 Great, if you trust the cops that's doing the sorting. 290 00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:01,613 My, my, so emotional. 291 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:05,769 Like a girl. 292 00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:07,909 Where's my phone? 293 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,403 I'm sorry, that was wrong. 294 00:12:09,405 --> 00:12:10,804 I should've said like a person 295 00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,473 who earns less than a man, 296 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:14,881 but that's because she will quit when she's married and pregnant. 297 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,874 Oh! Where is it?! 298 00:12:17,899 --> 00:12:19,366 This is too good. 299 00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:21,499 She will never accuse a brown guy of stealing. 300 00:12:23,187 --> 00:12:24,554 What's wrong, Maya? 301 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,045 You're sweating like an Italian. 302 00:12:31,059 --> 00:12:33,027 Why is Franco so upset? 303 00:12:33,029 --> 00:12:35,129 I'll-I'll go check on him. 304 00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:36,641 I mean, I wasn't doing anything wrong, was I? 305 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:37,977 I just wanted my ball back. 306 00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:40,768 What are the chances you'll find it? 307 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:43,470 Well, once we solve all the murders, 308 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:47,441 get drugs off the street, and negotiate a gang truce, 309 00:12:47,443 --> 00:12:50,518 your missing baseball will be our top priority. 310 00:12:51,847 --> 00:12:53,971 So if I murder someone, I'll move up? 311 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,452 Yo, James, let me ask you something. 312 00:12:58,454 --> 00:12:59,587 Sure. 313 00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:01,709 But I need you not to be a cop right now. 314 00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,567 Just be a regular dude. 315 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,793 So take off the hat. 316 00:13:05,795 --> 00:13:08,996 Uh, okay, but I'm warning you, after I take it off, 317 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,231 we only have, like, a minute before someone sees 318 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:13,067 the three of us sitting out here and calls it in. 319 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:18,105 So, how can you be a black man in the city and a cop? 320 00:13:19,512 --> 00:13:21,842 Look, Franco, I get it, okay? 321 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,043 Before I was a cop, 322 00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:24,945 I was stopped and frisked all the time. 323 00:13:24,947 --> 00:13:26,023 It pissed me off. 324 00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:27,271 That's why I joined the force. 325 00:13:27,296 --> 00:13:29,710 Thought I could change things from within. 326 00:13:29,735 --> 00:13:31,538 And I get to show people that black men 327 00:13:31,563 --> 00:13:34,755 are not just criminals or athletes. 328 00:13:34,757 --> 00:13:36,447 Or criminal athletes. 329 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,561 And-and I respect that. I really do. 330 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:44,410 I just don't understand how you can work alongside cops like Li. 331 00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,134 What do you guys want me to do? 332 00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:49,169 I'm a rookie. I can't make waves. 333 00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:51,505 We have a report of three black males 334 00:13:51,507 --> 00:13:54,074 congregating in front of Superior Donuts. 335 00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,653 I'm one of them. 336 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,145 Well, you know what? 337 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,849 Maybe you can't do anything, but I can. 338 00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:03,864 I'm gonna go warn Malcolm that Officer Not-So-Friendly 339 00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:05,756 might be paying him a visit. 340 00:14:06,872 --> 00:14:08,856 I remember when Franco used to warn me 341 00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:10,434 the cops were on my tail. 342 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,674 Seems like a lifetime ago. 343 00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:18,932 Just go two blocks down and make a right. 344 00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:20,801 Best dog park in the city. 345 00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:23,270 Thank you, ma'am. I'll be sure to check it out. 346 00:14:25,874 --> 00:14:27,941 - Yo, Malcolm. - Oh, Franco. 347 00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:29,201 Yeah, I can't really talk right now. 348 00:14:29,226 --> 00:14:30,654 Well, just real quick, real quick, all right? 349 00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:33,847 So, listen, someone stole my boss's baseball. All right? 350 00:14:33,849 --> 00:14:36,024 And he told the police that you might've done it. 351 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,384 All right, so, just... 352 00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:39,787 heads up, this guy named Officer Li might be 353 00:14:39,789 --> 00:14:41,155 rolling through to see you. 354 00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:42,668 - Seriously? - Yeah. 355 00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:43,769 Thanks for the warning, man. 356 00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:45,363 Anything for a friend. 357 00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:46,652 Whoa. 358 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:49,329 Is that a baseball in your pocket? 359 00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:52,566 N-No. It's a small grapefruit. 360 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,378 Big kiwi? 361 00:14:57,903 --> 00:14:59,840 Dude, why would you lie to me? 362 00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:01,675 I defended you. 363 00:15:03,244 --> 00:15:05,846 By the way, I'm missing my latest edition 364 00:15:05,848 --> 00:15:07,346 of Blackhair Magazine. 365 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:11,244 Don't let me find out you stole it. 366 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:16,802 I can't believe Malcolm did that. 367 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:19,993 And the worst part is, now I got to tell Arthur he was right. 368 00:15:19,995 --> 00:15:22,229 Tell him the fat guy in the vest did it. 369 00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:23,253 What fat guy in a vest? 370 00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,245 Exactly. 371 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:27,000 What's going on, brothers? 372 00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,068 What did we do this time? 373 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:30,170 You're loitering in a high-crime area. 374 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,412 We're just walking. 375 00:15:31,437 --> 00:15:32,940 In front of a boulangerie. 376 00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:34,241 Whatever the hell that is. 377 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:35,709 Oh, it's a bakery that sells croissants 378 00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:36,631 and these delightful little sandwiches... 379 00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:38,022 Shut up, Sweatpants. 380 00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:40,614 Look, I have the right to make sure 381 00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:41,741 you're not doing anything illegal. 382 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,397 Now, come on. You know the drill. 383 00:15:44,516 --> 00:15:46,115 Ah, man. 384 00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:48,956 Okay, look, before you frisk me, I got something to show... 385 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,991 Hey! Don't put your hand in your pocket. 386 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,445 Yeah, man, even I know that. 387 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:53,617 Uh, excuse him, Officer. 388 00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:55,508 He's been hanging around a lot of white people. 389 00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:58,899 Ernie Banks. 390 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,798 You know, I just got a call that this was stolen 391 00:16:00,823 --> 00:16:02,069 from that donut shop. 392 00:16:02,071 --> 00:16:03,070 Isn't that where you work? 393 00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:04,204 Well, yeah, I was trying to tell you. 394 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,205 I-I didn't take it... 395 00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:06,473 Oh, who did? 396 00:16:08,452 --> 00:16:09,443 I can't tell you that. 397 00:16:10,412 --> 00:16:12,053 So, you work in the shop, 398 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,914 the stolen ball is in your possession, 399 00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:16,717 but you expect me to believe some mystery person stole it? 400 00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:18,252 That does sound pretty sketchy. 401 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,389 This thing must be pretty valuable, huh? 402 00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:24,792 Way I see it, you got two choices here. 403 00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:28,896 Option A, I take you two down to the station and book you. 404 00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:33,000 Option B, you go your way, me and Mr. Banks go ours. 405 00:16:33,002 --> 00:16:35,169 I don't mean to speak out of turn, 406 00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,971 but I'm going hard "B" on this one. 407 00:16:37,973 --> 00:16:39,807 But you can't do that. 408 00:16:39,809 --> 00:16:41,408 Who are they gonna believe? 409 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:45,245 An officer of the law or the guy who stole from his boss? 410 00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:48,820 Stay out of trouble, playa. 411 00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:50,984 - I'm not your brother! - He said "playa" 412 00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:52,686 Oh. I'm not your... He's gone. 413 00:16:56,204 --> 00:16:58,844 Well, I'm out of the skin care business. 414 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,467 What happened to your face? 415 00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:05,319 Turns out the Moroccan skin oil 416 00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:07,130 was really just medical waste runoff 417 00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,450 from a facility in Gary, Indiana. 418 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,084 It's okay. Urgent care says I'm out of the woods. 419 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,201 Randy, James. 420 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,584 Guess who I just ran into. 421 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:19,346 Your little frat buddy, Officer Li. 422 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,004 He just frisked me, again. 423 00:17:21,298 --> 00:17:22,651 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah. 424 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,399 And I found Arthur's ball. 425 00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:26,101 - Y-You found my ball? - Yeah. 426 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,536 Only Li took it from me. 427 00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:28,503 He said I couldn't report it 428 00:17:28,528 --> 00:17:30,405 'cause nobody'd believe me over him. 429 00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:32,841 Ugh. Well, let's get to the bottom of this. 430 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,410 Officer Li, this is Officer DeLuca. 431 00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:37,672 Requesting assistance at Superior Donuts. 432 00:17:37,697 --> 00:17:40,064 So, wait-wait, where did you find my ball? 433 00:17:40,484 --> 00:17:42,084 Man... 434 00:17:42,086 --> 00:17:43,684 Malcolm stole your ball, man. 435 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,842 Ah! So I was right. 436 00:17:46,156 --> 00:17:47,923 See, I'm not a racist. 437 00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:49,645 You got a button on your phone for that? 438 00:17:49,993 --> 00:17:52,928 No. You just so happened to be right. 439 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,362 That doesn't mean you weren't prejudiced 440 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,663 to suspect him in the first place. 441 00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:58,304 Yeah, well, you were prejudiced to assume that I was racist. 442 00:17:58,329 --> 00:17:59,528 That's bias. 443 00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,328 This is all very confusing. 444 00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:04,234 I can't... I can't keep track of it. 445 00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:06,361 I-I wish I had a blackboard. 446 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,806 I mean a whiteboard. No. 447 00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:09,798 I mean some colored markers. 448 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,697 Oh, geez, I'm falling apart over here. 449 00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:15,490 Yeah, well, you were so quick to call me racist. 450 00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:16,646 Now, that wasn't right. 451 00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:18,717 How do you think I felt when I told you I got frisked 452 00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:20,310 and you blamed me for wearing a hoodie? 453 00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:22,335 You have no idea what I deal with out there. 454 00:18:22,659 --> 00:18:24,606 All right. I get it. 455 00:18:24,631 --> 00:18:25,997 - No, you don't. - I get it. 456 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,522 You don't get it. 457 00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,965 Arthur, have you ever had the talk with your dad? 458 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,133 Which talk? 459 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:33,754 Birds and the bees or shiksas are for practice? 460 00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:37,619 Nah. The talk when you're eight years old, 461 00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:39,040 and your dad sits you down to tell you, 462 00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,909 "Hey, cops are there to stop bad guys, 463 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,477 "but sometimes 'cause you're black, 464 00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:44,412 "they're gonna assume you're the bad guy. 465 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,242 "Or if you're hanging out with your white friends, 466 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,850 "and they're messing up, to get the hell out of there 467 00:18:48,852 --> 00:18:50,352 "'cause they might get a night in jail, 468 00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:52,020 but you'll get a lot worse." 469 00:18:53,756 --> 00:18:56,224 Hey, DeLuca, what's going on? 470 00:18:56,226 --> 00:18:58,627 I'll tell you what's going on. 471 00:18:58,629 --> 00:19:00,896 If you ever mess with that kid again, 472 00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:03,309 that is the last thing you will do in that uniform. 473 00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:04,800 Yeah, you're the kind of jackass 474 00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:06,368 that makes every Chicago cop look bad. 475 00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:07,302 Whoa. 476 00:19:07,304 --> 00:19:10,572 I was recovering his stolen property. 477 00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:12,774 I just wanted to take it down to the station 478 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,576 to get a photograph for the case file. 479 00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:16,545 All right? Here you go, sir. 480 00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,446 Hey, don't "sir" me. 481 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,915 Yeah, you better watch your step, 482 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,983 or I'm gonna have a conversation with your superior 483 00:19:21,985 --> 00:19:23,521 the next time he comes in here 484 00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:25,887 for his usual strawberry-frosted. 485 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,557 That was really tough, 486 00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:34,863 right up until you got to strawberry-frosted. 487 00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:38,228 Thanks for having my back. Thank you. 488 00:19:38,253 --> 00:19:39,986 Appreciate that. 489 00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,938 And I-I didn't mean to call you a racist. 490 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:46,974 Well, I suppose I did suspect Malcolm because he was black. 491 00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:50,942 And I might've sided with Li 'cause he's a cop. 492 00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,148 And I shouldn't have made that comment 493 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,858 about those lanky gals in the WNBA. 494 00:19:57,187 --> 00:19:59,321 Oh, come on, this unconscious bias stuff 495 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,022 is just getting us all twisted up. 496 00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:02,824 Now, Maya you started this. 497 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,526 How can we get past it? 498 00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:06,862 Oh. Um... 499 00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:10,398 well... here's the thing. 500 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,734 I missed the last week of that class. 501 00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:16,071 I was... I was dating the T.A., and we broke up, 502 00:20:16,073 --> 00:20:17,711 and it was super awkward. 503 00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:19,741 He had a hard time expressing himself emotionally, 504 00:20:19,743 --> 00:20:20,942 and I had a hard time... 505 00:20:20,944 --> 00:20:22,035 Maya! 506 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,394 Sorry. Um... 507 00:20:23,419 --> 00:20:26,753 but if I had to guess, I would say that the fact 508 00:20:26,778 --> 00:20:29,885 that we're talking about these issues is a good first step 509 00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:33,188 towards understanding the differences that divide us? 510 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,756 - I'll go for that. - Okay. 511 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:36,424 - Sounds right. - Yeah. 512 00:20:36,426 --> 00:20:37,893 Finally. 513 00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:40,562 You know, I'm actually glad this happened, 514 00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:42,898 because I think I learned a lot today. 515 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,866 Yeah, I think we all did. 516 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,201 All right. Bring it in. 517 00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:51,206 Gay. 518 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,174 Come on!