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Check this out.

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I signed up for this new
app where I bid for odd jobs.

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Yesterday a guy paid me
100 bucks to do his dishes.

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Dude, that's a lot of money.

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Right... ? It was kind of weird

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that I couldn't wear
my pants while I did it.

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But you know the saying,

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The customer watching
you from inside the closet

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"is always right"

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Morning, prisoners of enterprise!

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Morning, Lou! Got to use the bathroom?

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How did you know? You
have a sixth sense?

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No, Lou, I was tipped
off by my other five.

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Uh, be my guest.

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Hey, hey!

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Where do you think you're going?

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That bathroom is for customers only.

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Fine. Luckily,

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there are no cameras in the
Baskin-Robbins parking lot.

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Come on, Arthur, have a heart.

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Lou, wait! Hold on, buddy. Look,

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here's a dollar.

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Buy a donut.

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Now you're a customer.

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Now that I have a dollar,
I feel more like a beer

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than a donut. You guys sell beer?

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No, we don't sell beer! Get out of here!

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Man, that was cold.

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What? I don't want some
bum using my bathroom.

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Well, first of all, that bum has a name.

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It's Trashcan Lou.

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And I've known him my entire life.

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And he deserves to be
treated with some respect.

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Look, I'm not running a homeless
shelter here. This is a business, kid.

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Well, I think it's good
business to be nice to people.

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Oh, I'm sorry, you're serious.

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You know, if you weren't
always pushing people out,

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you'd bring a lot more people in.

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Mm, preach, brotha!

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I.. I apologize. It
was brother in my head.

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Now, look, kid, you got
to be tough sometimes.

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You can't say yes to everybody.
Otherwise, they'll walk all over you.

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Well, Arthur, you can't
say no all the time either.

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You know? It's like my
Grandma Cici used to tell me,

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You attract more flies with honey.

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And something about vinegar and bees.

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I don't remember. She
had this little gray beard

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- I was mesmerized by it.
- You know...

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you are so naive.

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I mean, it's obvious
you've never been a boss.

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Well, I could be a boss.

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Oh, I'm sorry, you're serious again.

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Okay.

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What, you don't think I'm boss material?

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No, it's not that. I mean,
you're a great employee.

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You're just a little too...

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Kind? Compassionate? Caring?

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Yeah, yeah, all that crap.

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Those are qualities that
would make me a good boss.

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You know, if you let me
run the shop just one day,

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- I could prove it to you.
- No, no. It's not gonna happen.

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Damn.

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Arthur, what is the harm
in giving Franco a shot?

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You hired him to ease
your workload, didn't you?

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- Yeah.
- So let him.

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How long's it been
since you had a day off?

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I don't know. I guess,
uh, when Joanie died.

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- That's been three years.
- Hmm.

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You cannot make your
whole life about work.

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That's why you're such
a grouch all the time.

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Look, I do not need a day off.

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And I'm not a grouch.

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I'm pleasant. It's
everybody else that sucks.

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Oh! Here we go.

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Let's see if they accepted my bid.

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Yes!

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Guess who's gonna get paid 200
bucks to assemble a bookshelf.

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Oh.

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Does anybody have bike
shorts and a nipple clamp?

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Hey, I said no! Now get out of here!

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Now get out!

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But, mister, we just want to set
up a table and sell our cookies.

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Hey, can you read the
sign? It says No solicitors.

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I don't know what a solicitor is.

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Now, look, you're
cutting into my business.

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Scram!

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I guess one day off couldn't hurt.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Don't play basketball
with the donuts, Franco.

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Oh, what's that?

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You're not here, Arthur?

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Then I guess I can.

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He shoots!

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He burns himself.

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Ah.

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All right, that rule makes sense now.

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My first customer!

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What a lovely establishment.

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You sell donuts here?

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Man, what are you doing? You
said this would be your day off.

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No, no, no, I know, and it's great.

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You know, I usually get
up at 4:00 in the morning,

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- come in here andmake donuts. 
- Mm-hmm.

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Today I got up at 4:00 in the morning,

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I sat around in the dark for
three hours, but here I am.

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But you said you'd leave me alone.

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No, I will, I will.

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Today I'm just a regular
customer off the street.

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- Hmm?
- All right.

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- Here.
- Thank you.

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Aren't you gonna charge me?

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It's your shop.

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We never give away free donuts.

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Fine. 89 cents, sir.

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- All right, all right, that's better. 
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, I don't have any change.

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- Um, but I'm good for it, right?
- Yeah, it's...

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- What did I just say?!
- God.

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We never give away free donuts!

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Oh, this is gonna be such fun.

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- Arthur?
- Yeah.

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I thought you were taking the day off.

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Shouldn't you be at home
with your hand in your pants

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watching The Real
Somethings of Somewhere?

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He's checking up on me

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because he doesn't
think I'm boss material.

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Arthur, you don't need to do that.

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He definitely isn't.

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Why is Trashcan Lou pacing
back and forth out there?

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He just tried to drop a
deuce at my dry cleaners.

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And I don't mean spend
a two dollar bill.

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I love English.

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So many ways to say poop.

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This is ridiculous. I-I
got to let him in.

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No, no, no, I told you yesterday,

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he wasn't allowed in the shop.

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Well, there's a new sheriff in town,

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and I don't know anything
about Westerns, so that's it.

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Lou, get in here, buddy.

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Uh, once again I find
myself short on cash.

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Would you be interested
in a bag of teeth?

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Nah, I'm okay, man.

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- Don't worry about it, just go.
- Thanks, Franco.

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- You could take a page out of his book.
- Yeah, yeah.

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I'm telling you, kid, you keep
up that love thy neighbor B.S.

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and it's gonna bite you in the ass.

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Oh, well, I'm just
getting started, Arthur.

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Starting today, running
this place the Franco way.

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- W-With kindness and compassion. 
- Ugh.

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I'm letting anyone use the bathroom,

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I'm giving the day-old
donuts to the needy.

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This place is gonna be a
beacon in the neighborhood.

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A beacon?

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So now you're Batman?

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Listen, man, I can't run
the shop the way I want to

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with Arthur looking over my shoulder.

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Well, I could take him out for the day.

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- Really?
- Sure.

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Maybe he'll have some fun,

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realize what a burden this shop is,

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and then sell it to
someone who could flip it

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for a sizable profit
like, uh, I don't know,

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me?

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I'm just kidding, I knew it was me,
I was just... yeah, okay. Yeah...

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Arthur, why are you wasting your
day here? You could do anything.

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I don't know, I'm just not
used to taking a day off.

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I don't even know
what to do with myself.

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Well, I have got the perfect thing.

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My cousin, he just opened a day spa.

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We go, have a massage,
a steam, my treat.

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That, that doesn't sound so bad.

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Are you serious? It sounds amazing.

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Dude, go. Go have fun.

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All right, all right, what the hell?

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Hey, do they massage your feet, huh?

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I love a good foot massage.

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Anything you want.

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That poor masseuse.

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Touching Arthur's feet is
what they call a sad ending.

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Well, now that he's gone,
I can do things my way.

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And you're already making a difference.

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Look at the nice thing you did for Lou.

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Oh, right, Lou.

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Is he still in there?

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Yo!

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Lou?

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Hey, Lou, you okay?

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Why wouldn't I be?

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I live here now!

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This is nice, right?

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Yeah, it is.

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I thought we were gonna
be massaged by a woman.

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I didn't want to tell
you in front of her,

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but that was a woman.

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Now just relax,

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let the heat and the steam

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release the toxins from your body.

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It's what your people
would call a shvitz.

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Yeah.

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I don't think I can enjoy the
shvitz when I see your schvantz.

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Arthur, just think,
if you were to retire,

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you could be in here every day.

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Just relaxing, not a care in the world.

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Have you thought about it?

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Well, I guess I'll retire
somewhere down the road.

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How long do you think your road is?

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Retire?

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I don't even know how to fill one day.

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Arthur, baby...

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think about it.

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This could be your life every day.

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Come in here, you sweat with other men,

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maybe go to the market, you know, uh,

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handle some fruit you
don't intend to buy,

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watch the pigeons fight,

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and then... discotheque!

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How does that sound?

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Well, I guess the
fruit thing sounds okay.

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Oh, good, the platza.

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Pl-Platza?

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Take it easy on him,
it's his first time.

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But for me, Vlad, as always,

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beat me like I owe you money.

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Harder!

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- Harder!
- Hey, hey!

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Come on, Lou.

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Open the door. I just want to talk.

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Nope, I fell for that
one over at Starbucks.

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Well, maybe this will help.

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Introducing Superior Donuts'

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first gender neutral bathroom.

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And now it is my distinct honor

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to be the first person to use it.

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Madame.

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Nope.

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Ladies only! Men are animals!

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You know, I could probably
get that door open.

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You know what? If Lou
needs to get off the streets

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for a little bit, he can chill here.

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It's the compassionate
way, the Franco way.

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Speaking of which,

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I saved our leftover
donuts from yesterday.

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I figured, instead of
just throwing them out,

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we can give them to people in need.

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And I call the box

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Donuts for the needy, not the greedy.

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Oh. Hey, Randy. You look good.

248
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Yeah. Why are you so dressed up?

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I'm here for a coffee date.

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Nice! Where'd you meet him?

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Mm, back of my squad car.

252
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He's a criminal?

253
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No. He's a suspect... Big difference.

254
00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:53,230
Ah. That felt nice.

255
00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:56,733
You know, just one good deed
can make such a big difference.

256
00:10:57,677 --> 00:10:58,970
Do I smell bacon?

257
00:10:58,972 --> 00:11:01,911
Or am I having the
awesomest stroke of all time?

258
00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:05,742
No, I-I smell it, too.

259
00:11:08,547 --> 00:11:10,647
Lou!

260
00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:12,516
Lou!

261
00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:13,984
What's all the hubbub?

262
00:11:13,986 --> 00:11:15,418
What the hell, man!

263
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,920
Are you cooking bacon?

264
00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:19,315
How else am I gonna make a BLT?

265
00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:23,961
Okay. You know what?
These things happen.

266
00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:26,463
Who doesn't love a good
bathroom sandwich, all right?

267
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:27,930
Nothing wrong with that.

268
00:11:34,873 --> 00:11:36,739
Silver lining.

269
00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,781
I didn't shower today.

270
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,933
Wow, that was a lot of water.

271
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,207
It's okay, it's okay.

272
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,879
This place needed a
little shower, all right?

273
00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:54,482
So we'll clean up, and Arthur
will never have to know.

274
00:11:55,451 --> 00:11:57,802
Logan, is that the
man who yelled at you?

275
00:11:57,827 --> 00:12:00,208
No, no, that was a
75-year-old white guy.

276
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,784
Um... that's cool.

277
00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:05,250
People confuse us all the time, so...

278
00:12:05,252 --> 00:12:07,285
But look, uh, we're
under new management now,

279
00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:09,287
and I'd love to make it up to you,

280
00:12:09,289 --> 00:12:11,956
so, uh, how would you like
to sell your cookies in here?

281
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,424
- Really? Thanks, mister.
- Yeah.

282
00:12:13,426 --> 00:12:15,418
Hey, kid. Are any of
those cookies chocolate?

283
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:17,043
Well, we have chocolate chip,

284
00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:18,926
chocolate swirl, chocolate chunk...

285
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,119
We get it... you got
a lot of cookies. Damn.

286
00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:23,988
Aw, I got to make more donuts, man.

287
00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,724
Arthur's never gonna like the Franco way

288
00:12:25,726 --> 00:12:27,559
if I don't sell anything.

289
00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:31,330
Arthur! Hey.

290
00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:33,309
Why aren't you at the spa, man?

291
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:34,876
Did everyone refuse to touch you?

292
00:12:36,737 --> 00:12:39,190
- No, it just wasn't for me.
- Oh!

293
00:12:39,215 --> 00:12:41,039
I thought I'd come back here
and hang out with you guys, okay?

294
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,507
Oh, well, r-remember, you
know, our deal that you'd

295
00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:45,215
take a day off and I would run the shop?

296
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,029
Right, fine, fine. I'll
just grab a cup of coffee.

297
00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:50,114
No, no, no, no. I'll...
I'll get the coffee,

298
00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:51,816
you just... you just sit down

299
00:12:51,818 --> 00:12:53,651
and, uh, play-play with this.

300
00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:54,721
Oh.

301
00:12:55,076 --> 00:12:57,555
Wait, wait, what-what-what
am I, four years old?

302
00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:04,928
Okay, so, here's his coffee.

303
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:07,097
You think you can get
a old man out of here?

304
00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:09,433
Uh, it's 4:00 in the afternoon.

305
00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:11,701
Maybe I'll take him to dinner.

306
00:13:16,475 --> 00:13:19,242
Arthur, what the hell?

307
00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:24,014
Ah, I guess that, uh, that
spa just wasn't for me.

308
00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:26,352
Just a bunch of naked,
sweaty guys in oil.

309
00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:29,952
Yeah, add a can of sangria,

310
00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:32,665
you just described my
last trip to Lake Havasu.

311
00:13:34,259 --> 00:13:36,793
I don't know what to do with myself.

312
00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:39,328
Guess I'm just not a
day-off kind of guy.

313
00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:43,109
Oh, no, this is pathetic.

314
00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:45,154
You have to have some fun today.

315
00:13:45,669 --> 00:13:47,103
Didn't you and Joanie

316
00:13:47,105 --> 00:13:48,489
used to go bowling?

317
00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:51,573
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
we were in a league, yeah.

318
00:13:51,575 --> 00:13:53,542
We called ourselves the Rolling Pins.

319
00:13:55,479 --> 00:13:58,247
Lost the championship to Those Douches.

320
00:13:58,249 --> 00:14:00,015
- A feminine hygiene company. 
- Uh-huh.

321
00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,983
Yeah.

322
00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:04,085
Uh, well,

323
00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:06,388
why don't the two of us go bowling?

324
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,989
Really?

325
00:14:07,991 --> 00:14:09,958
That's not exactly bowling attire.

326
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,261
Yeah, well, I had a
date, but I'll cancel.

327
00:14:13,263 --> 00:14:14,830
Never would have worked, anyway.

328
00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:17,687
I'm a Gemini, he's an arsonist.

329
00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:22,671
Hey, look, thanks for
helping so much, y'all.

330
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,499
All right, I'm gonna check
on the needy/greedy table.

331
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:39,253
Ooh-ooh!

332
00:14:41,658 --> 00:14:44,746
Well, congratulations.
You want a cookie?

333
00:14:44,771 --> 00:14:46,535
Sure, if it's vegan.

334
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,770
What the hell happened
to this place, huh?

335
00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:56,219
Hipsters, fancy beer, neon balls.

336
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:58,205
Arthur, what is wrong?

337
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,671
I thought you liked bowling.

338
00:14:59,673 --> 00:15:01,016
No, it's so different, you know?

339
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,090
When I came here with Joanie, I mean,

340
00:15:02,115 --> 00:15:03,603
we didn't care about bowling.

341
00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:05,846
It was great... we just
had a couple of beers

342
00:15:05,848 --> 00:15:07,192
and made fun of the other bowlers.

343
00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:09,916
I remember one time we were bowling

344
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,106
next to this church group,

345
00:15:11,131 --> 00:15:12,519
and Joanie... she was so cute...

346
00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,887
She just walked up
and said, Hail, Satan!

347
00:15:15,699 --> 00:15:18,433
We had a couple of lanes all to
ourselves the rest of the night.

348
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,479
So is that why you
haven't taken any days off?

349
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:24,763
Huh?

350
00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:27,367
'Cause you don't have
Joanie to hang out with?

351
00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:29,202
You know, when I'm at
the shop, it's okay.

352
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:31,237
I mean, I'm busy, I like it.

353
00:15:31,239 --> 00:15:33,406
But today, with all that time off,

354
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:35,541
I mean, I... I really felt her

355
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,909
- not being here.
- Mm.

356
00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,613
Yeah, I know you miss her.

357
00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:43,115
I do, too.

358
00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:45,451
But you've got to be open
to starting a new chapter.

359
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:46,505
Yeah.

360
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:53,692
Maybe all you need is
a little jump-start.

361
00:15:53,694 --> 00:15:56,076
- Jump-start?
- Mm-hmm.

362
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,685
Hey, bearded lady...

363
00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:06,971
... what's in the vape pen?

364
00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:09,074
Tobacco.

365
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:12,076
Seriously? You're
wearing a Rasta beanie,

366
00:16:12,078 --> 00:16:14,282
and you smell like
day three of Coachella.

367
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,267
Hand it over.

368
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,016
No. Uh-huh.

369
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,250
I'm a cop.

370
00:16:19,252 --> 00:16:20,670
Okay.

371
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:26,490
Now, I'm gonna go get
myself a cheeseburger.

372
00:16:26,492 --> 00:16:28,629
You make sure this doesn't
fall into the wrong hands.

373
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,418
Yeah, I got it.

374
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:33,942
Ooh...

375
00:16:34,004 --> 00:16:35,887
Hey, get me a cheeseburger, too, huh?

376
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:39,183
And one of everything else.

377
00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:45,042
- Here you go, Tush.
- Thank you.

378
00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,846
Oh, boy, I recognize that sound.

379
00:16:49,848 --> 00:16:51,848
Those raccoons must have
gone up the drainpipe

380
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:53,249
and into your ceiling.

381
00:16:55,054 --> 00:16:57,387
Wait!

382
00:16:57,745 --> 00:16:59,089
I'll handle it.

383
00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:02,245
Those raccoons may run the streets,

384
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:04,594
but you go up into a crawlspace,

385
00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:07,197
that's my natural habitat.

386
00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:10,571
Damn, this day's been a disaster.

387
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,532
I've ruined more donuts than I've sold,

388
00:17:12,557 --> 00:17:14,404
and I'll be lucky if we break even.

389
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,160
Maybe it's just one of those
days where people aren't

390
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,373
- in the mood for something sweet.
- Yeah.

391
00:17:18,398 --> 00:17:22,380
98, 99... Yes! 300!

392
00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:26,415
Yes! 300!

393
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:29,827
I'm sorry, Logan. I'm having a bad day.

394
00:17:30,121 --> 00:17:32,429
Not anymore, here comes
two more customers.

395
00:17:32,454 --> 00:17:34,656
Okay. Welcome to Superior Donuts.

396
00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:35,583
What can I get you?

397
00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:37,526
Oh, we're just here to see our friend.

398
00:17:37,528 --> 00:17:39,263
He's having a housewarming party.

399
00:17:39,863 --> 00:17:44,466
Fred, Doris. Let me take your coats.

400
00:17:46,937 --> 00:17:49,037
Arthur, perfect.

401
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:51,239
Hey, look, man, before you say anything,

402
00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:53,207
you were right.

403
00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:54,310
I was nice to people,

404
00:17:54,335 --> 00:17:55,989
and now we got a bum in the bathroom,

405
00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:57,505
and we got raccoons in the ceiling.

406
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,114
And someone stole my take-a-penny,

407
00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,693
leave-a-penny dish.

408
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,751
You win.

409
00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:07,188
You are so freakin' cute.

410
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,357
Oh.

411
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,719
- Arthur, are you high?
- No. Well, a little.

412
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:18,429
If anyone asks, he has
restless-leg glaucoma.

413
00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,647
Well, Randy and I had
the best day, yeah.

414
00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:24,022
- Oh.
- We went to the Field Museum,

415
00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:25,976
saw a movie. We had deep-dish pizza.

416
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,148
Wherever we went, Oprah was there.

417
00:18:28,978 --> 00:18:31,569
Definitely not Oprah.

418
00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:34,081
- Lots of apologies.
- Oh.

419
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,654
Well, you know what, I'm-I'm
glad someone had a good day.

420
00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:38,886
Oh, hey, come on, don't be
so hard on yourself, kid.

421
00:18:38,888 --> 00:18:40,753
Oh, it's actually
great how much you care.

422
00:18:40,755 --> 00:18:44,643
You're a leave-a-penny guy
in a take-a-penny world.

423
00:18:44,668 --> 00:18:46,359
You do not know what you're saying, man.

424
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:48,595
- You are blazed.
- Hey, come on, kid, no,

425
00:18:48,597 --> 00:18:50,830
we'd be a great team
together, don't you think, huh?

426
00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:53,221
I'm the brains, you're the heart.

427
00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:56,102
Thanks so much.

428
00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:58,526
There are not a lot of places
that would let her do this.

429
00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:00,885
- Anytime.
- Hey, my company does this big

430
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,441
breakfast meeting every week.

431
00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:04,169
Could you handle a standing order

432
00:19:04,194 --> 00:19:05,578
of ten dozen donuts a week?

433
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,732
Hmm?

434
00:19:08,116 --> 00:19:11,184
Yeah, we... yes. Hell yeah, absolutely.

435
00:19:11,186 --> 00:19:12,551
Thanks very much.

436
00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:16,121
- Thank you.
- Well, kid,

437
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:17,456
I guess there must be something

438
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,124
to the Franco way, huh?

439
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:22,392
Yeah, but every now and then,

440
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,162
you need a little bit
of the Arthur way, too.

441
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,338
Excuse me.

442
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:28,098
Lou! You took advantage of me, man!

443
00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:29,517
That stops right now!

444
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:30,736
I got a cop outside.

445
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:32,759
If you don't come out in 30 seconds,

446
00:19:32,784 --> 00:19:34,272
she's coming in after you.

447
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,741
Geez, Franco,

448
00:19:35,743 --> 00:19:38,243
you don't have to be such a hard-ass.

449
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,644
What did you do to him?

450
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,453
I will send for my things.

451
00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:47,945
You see that, kid?

452
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:49,203
You should give yourself some credit.

453
00:19:49,228 --> 00:19:50,632
You know what you're doing.

454
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,424
Yeah, I guess I do.

455
00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,878
I'm okay, this pipe broke my fall.

456
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,518
And my hopes of ever having children.

457
00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:06,182
You all saw that, right?

458
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:09,006
- Uh, no, uh-uh.
- We did not.

459
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,041
You know, Arthur, we
should get you home.

460
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,044
Man, I am so lit!

461
00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:21,824
Morning.

462
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:25,305
I'll have a cold towel and a hot tea.

463
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:28,460
Uh-huh. You still feeling it, Arthur?

464
00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,886
No, I'm just a little fuzzy.

465
00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:33,989
But all in all, I think I
did very well last night.

466
00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:35,691
Oh, really?

467
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,436
You ordered a pizza at a CVS.

468
00:20:39,897 --> 00:20:42,795
And then you proposed to a police horse.

469
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:46,849
Please tell me you got that on camera.

470
00:20:47,021 --> 00:20:48,469
Oh, I would never do that.

471
00:20:48,471 --> 00:20:49,882
Check your e-mail.

472
00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:53,745
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