1 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,815 - Blood pressure's dropping. 2 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:16,850 - We're gonna lose her. 3 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:22,889 - Damn it, she's flatlining. 4 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:26,159 - Come on, breathe. 5 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,261 Come on, breathe! 6 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,496 Nothing? 7 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:44,244 - Time of death, 2:37 a.m. 8 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,713 Christmas Day. 9 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,133 I died! 10 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,701 I was dead! 11 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:14,808 I saw everything! I saw everything! 12 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,311 - How you feeling? 13 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:21,448 You were dead for 37 seconds, you know. 14 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:29,923 - I've never felt better. 15 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,435 - She's just walking-- - Dory! 16 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,170 - Dory! - Where is room 221? 17 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,672 We don't have time to look ourselves. 18 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,007 - Excuse me, you all need to take it down a notch. 19 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,009 It's the holidays. People are trying to die. 20 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,744 - Oh, my God, there she is. 21 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,279 - Oh, my God. She looks awful. 22 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:55,448 - Are you her family? 23 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,350 - Yeah, we're all married to her. 24 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,652 Excuse me. - Excuse us. 25 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:02,856 - Sorry, we're-- 26 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,324 - Hi, Dory. 27 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,459 - Hi. - Hi... 28 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,361 - Hi, guys. - Honey, hi! 29 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,697 Oh, sweetie, we came as almost as soon as we heard. 30 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,866 How are you doing? Are you okay? 31 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,035 - I died. 32 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,637 - No. 33 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:20,673 - I died. It sounds so funny. 34 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,176 I mean, I just can't believe it. 35 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,444 - Do you mean dead like when people say 36 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:25,712 "Okay, I'm literally dead" 37 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,480 or dead like you're literally dead? 38 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,550 - No, Elliott, I was dead. 39 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,118 37 seconds! 40 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:34,187 It's on my chart. 41 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,655 But I'm so happy. 42 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:39,359 I mean I'm just so hopeful, you know. 43 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,329 It's like a huge well of joy 44 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:47,734 just--just bubbling up from within me, you know. 45 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,303 It's love. It's love. 46 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,740 Oh, and... 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,309 it is infinite, 48 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:59,746 but at the same time, there is no time. 49 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,916 You know, I can see the way you guys see me. 50 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,719 And it's so--it's so funny, 51 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,088 but it's all so true. 52 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,590 - Wow. - Hmm. 53 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,425 - Cool. What did you see? 54 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,861 - I saw you. 55 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,996 Like, all of you. 56 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,565 And you were there, and you were there, 57 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,034 and you were there! 58 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,436 You were at my funeral. 59 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,905 And I was watching you. 60 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:32,078 You were all there for me. Oh, it was so intense. 61 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,383 - Well, that sounds like a really cool dream, Dory. 62 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,786 - It really wasn't a dream, Drew. 63 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,020 It was real. - All right. 64 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:43,690 - You were really there. 65 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:45,592 I mean, it was like an alternate universe 66 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,928 where I--I--like, I stayed dead, you know. 67 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:51,130 And I almost stayed there. 68 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,634 But then I got a message, 69 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,302 but it wasn't in words. 70 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,771 It was beyond that. 71 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:02,041 I was being combined, you know. 72 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:05,945 It was like all of my sides, 73 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:07,947 like the different mes. 74 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,450 Just... 75 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,052 Like, I was just connecting things, you know. 76 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,921 Just, like, at, like, a million miles per hour, you know. 77 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,056 It was like past, present, future, love, love, love, time, 78 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,225 time, time, love, feature, time flying, fine, 79 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,094 fine, time, time. Love, love, 80 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,263 everyone, everyone, everyone, love, time, time. 81 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,598 And then, 82 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:29,102 all of a sudden I was told to go back, 83 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:31,104 because I had more work to do here. 84 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,272 - Wow, yeah. - Mm. 85 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:35,074 - And work is amazing. 86 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,577 Do you think you'll apply for jobs or? 87 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,145 - No, I need you all-- come here. 88 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,346 Come here. 89 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,349 - Okay, honey. 90 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,586 - I need y'all to really hear me. 91 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,354 Life... 92 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,524 is so beautiful. 93 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,860 I mean, oh, my God. 94 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,796 You know, just like what a gift. 95 00:04:56,863 --> 00:05:00,933 I'm just so grateful. We're alive. 96 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,469 We are all alive. 97 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:05,371 - Mm... - Yeah. 98 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,773 That's--I never thought of it that way. 99 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,007 That's insane. - Yeah. 100 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,642 Well, we should probably go 101 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,445 talk to the doctor and just check in and see 102 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,347 when we can get you out of here. 103 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,615 - Okay. - Yeah. 104 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,050 I'm gonna see also if we can get you 105 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,552 a little water for your dry little face. 106 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,721 - - All right, girly girl. 107 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,156 Mwah. - Bye. 108 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:27,026 - Bye. - 109 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:28,861 - I do not wanna go back in there. 110 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,798 Life is beautiful? Like, no, it's not. 111 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:33,466 Look at how ugly everyone here is. 112 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:36,903 - She died and imagined her own funeral. 113 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,039 It's like a level of narcissism that none of us can relate to. 114 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,842 - But I don't think that's just narcissism. 115 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,544 I can be friends with a dead narcissist. 116 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:47,580 I cannot be friends with that. - 100%. 117 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,148 - You guys, I think that we have 118 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:51,084 to think about this responsibly, all right? 119 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,854 I don't know if we can give her the type of help she needs. 120 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:58,424 Maybe we should actually commit her. 121 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,093 - What? 122 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,594 Commit her to, like, a loony bin? 123 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,029 - If that's not what crazy looks like, 124 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,430 I don't know what is. 125 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,899 Maybe she just finally snapped. 126 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,668 - You know, I hate agreeing with you, Drew, 127 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,870 but I think honestly, you might be right. 128 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,372 - I don't know if you guys remember, 129 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,874 but I was committed once 130 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,909 and you just check yourself out. 131 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,078 It's basically a hotel. 132 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,214 I think she needs, like, real help. 133 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,015 You know, like eyes on her at all times, 134 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:25,451 you know, like full blown. - Yes. 135 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,953 - Can you imagine that person 136 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,456 just out in a restaurant or a state fair? 137 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,191 - Guys, 138 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,560 what if she, like, hates us forever? 139 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:35,962 - It doesn't matter. 140 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,297 All right, we have to do what's right. 141 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,033 And also finally get her out of our lives 142 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,368 once and for all. 143 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,203 - Nursey, hi. 144 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:48,975 Can we forcibly commit someone to a mental institution? 145 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,477 - Yeah, you absolutely can. It's called a 5150. 146 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,212 Is that something you'd be interested in today? 147 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,617 - Yeah. 148 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,118 - Whee! 149 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,921 Bye, bye. Bye, bye. 150 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:05,658 I'd wave if I could. Oh, bye. 151 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:09,162 Oh, wow, you're so beautiful. 152 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,431 Aw, I love you. 153 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:14,000 Thank you so much for pushing me with such good care. 154 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,606 - Did we have a car in Babyfoot? 155 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:21,941 How did we get there? 156 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,343 Didn't we have a--like, we rented a car? 157 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,480 - No, it doesn't matter. Insurance covers everything. 158 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,082 - Guys, we did the right thing, right? 159 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,517 - Yeah, absolutely. 160 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,653 She ruined our lives, like, ten times over. 161 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,121 Now we're never ever going 162 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,257 to get real good normal jobs ever again. 163 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,826 - So true. 164 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,094 I wouldn't be some news clown if it weren't for Dory. 165 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:43,629 You know what? I don't want that 166 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:46,199 hanging over my head anymore. I'm quitting. 167 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,167 - I'm gonna retire too. 168 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,703 It's the last time I'm ever gonna play Dory. 169 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,971 - You know what, guys? 170 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,940 Sorry, actually, I'm gonna head that way. 171 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,541 I have something that I need to take care of 172 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,210 that's actually pretty huge. 173 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,212 - What--El, what do you have to go take care of now? 174 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,513 - Portia, will you just mind 175 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:01,814 your own goddamn business for once? 176 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,115 - - I'm sorry. 177 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,384 I'm so tired. I love you. 178 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,889 - Babes, El. 179 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,493 - Well, I don't have a place to stay tonight. 180 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,228 If--if I could crash? 181 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,698 - Yeah, you can come over, Drewbie, keep me company. 182 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,572 - Oh, my God, what? - Hi. 183 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:30,710 I've been thinking and I think we can make it work. 184 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,246 - No! 185 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,382 - Don't get me wrong. Like, I wanna move on 186 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,584 and I wanna love somebody else. 187 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,653 But if I cut ties with Dory, 188 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,822 like, I don't wanna feel like 189 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:47,093 no one's ever gonna love or know the real me, you know. 190 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,263 Especially not anybody normal. 191 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,499 I gotta really be honest with myself about what I've done. 192 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,770 - Yeah, we're disgusting, and we're cursed. 193 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,239 - Yeah. Just feel like... 194 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:04,510 - I don't know, nobody new is ever gonna love us. 195 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,612 - So true. 196 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,414 No one is ever gonna understand this. 197 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:11,918 And it's like, "What?" 198 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:14,120 What are we supposed to do? 199 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,388 Fuck each other? 200 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,623 - Yeah. 201 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,932 - That's the thing, that's what wasn't working between us. 202 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:29,435 We were toxic, but we weren't honoring that. 203 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:32,038 - Right, and that's what makes us soulmates in the shadows. 204 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,607 - Exactly, Mark, exactly. 205 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:35,942 Yeah, we just need to be better 206 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,311 at communicating our own toxic needs. 207 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,414 Like, personally, there are moments when I need 208 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:45,151 to not think about you for huge chunks of time. 209 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,320 You know, that's my own time 210 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,322 for me to cut my heart off to you. 211 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,424 - I hear that. - Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:54,627 - And, for me, 213 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:59,632 there are instances when I need you to hurt me. 214 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,436 - Great. - Yeah. 215 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,071 But not in a way that feels planned, you know. 216 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,339 - Yeah. 217 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,307 - I-I want it to feel organic, you know? 218 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,942 Like, I will resent it 219 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:14,647 if I feel that you feel obligated to hurting me. 220 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,749 - Aww/ 221 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,517 Feels so good talking like this. 222 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,687 - It really does. 223 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,926 - So what do you say? Should we go for it? 224 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,932 - Yeah, let's do it. 225 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,335 - Mm... 226 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,872 - I want you to give me a baby. 227 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,711 - That's what I want. - Yeah? 228 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,614 - That's just crazy 'cause I was just thinking that too, so. 229 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,616 - Yeah? 230 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,556 - Do you think that we should have sex? 231 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,693 - I mean, I guess it's kinda like... 232 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,895 we don't have a choice. 233 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,800 - So let the sex begin. 234 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,236 - Right. 235 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,244 How's the temperature in here? 236 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,113 - It's awesome, the temperature. 237 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,619 I'm gonna kiss you. - Okay. 238 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,921 - Okay. 239 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,932 Mm... 240 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,633 Feels nice. 241 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,919 - And to see this grass 242 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:11,357 or my elbow or the wind is... 243 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,193 it's to experience it all for the first time. 244 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:18,030 - Would you say it's God? 245 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,132 - Well, Dr. Lombardo, 246 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:24,870 if I had to give it a name... 247 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,439 it's love. 248 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:31,877 And I-I just want to convey that to--to everyone, you know. 249 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,113 I want them to feel what I feel. 250 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,683 - Yes, yes. 251 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:43,656 - I put my soul through so much over the years, 252 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:48,060 but none of that evolution 253 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,995 could ever hold a candle 254 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:55,734 to the all-encompassing, total eclipse of death. 255 00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,539 I am new. 256 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,576 I am changed. 257 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,879 And yet... 258 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:11,150 I have been here, always. 259 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:16,055 - This is probably unprofessional of me to say, 260 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,725 but I wish I were you. 261 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:23,863 You're the real deal. You're... 262 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,164 enlightened. 263 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,733 You deserve to be let out of here. 264 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,870 - Well, Dr. Lombardo, tell it to the board. 265 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,105 I mean, don't get me wrong, I like it here, 266 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:37,176 but I finally have a purpose. 267 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,413 I really believe I can help people. 268 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:45,017 - You've helped me. 269 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:54,093 - What if I told you, you could grow your own business 270 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,796 on your own terms, free of messy negotiations, 271 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,433 free of bad press, free of shame. 272 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,136 What if I told you with one download of an app 273 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,906 you could set up shop anywhere, 274 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:11,810 wherever, whenever without anybody stopping you. 275 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,712 SEIZE. 276 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:18,384 With SEIZE, the law is finally, totally on your side. 277 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:21,887 This proximity-based grid interface displays individuals 278 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,089 who have no current legal representation 279 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,991 and no means of acquiring one 280 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,762 in the hottest up and coming areas. 281 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:34,133 You wanna open an organic vegan alcoholic popsicle shop? 282 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,135 Well, let's go ahead and click on granny here 283 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,672 and see if her home would make an excellent storefront. 284 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,640 I mean, pretty great intersection, right? 285 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,676 Lots of foot traffic. 286 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,645 I mean, you gotta think she's tired of the commotion. 287 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:50,115 You would be doing her such a favor. 288 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,184 And with a database of legal templates, 289 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,654 you will be able to exercise eminent domain 290 00:15:55,754 --> 00:16:00,759 within 48 hours. 291 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,929 - Wait, is that me up there? - Guilty. 292 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,864 - Oh, this is a hoot. 293 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,132 - Oh, that's great. 294 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,868 - Where do we sign? 295 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,172 - Don't do that. Don't do that. 296 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,807 - Don't do what, Bob? 297 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,609 - Don't you abandon me, 298 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,979 just because I gave up everything for you. 299 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:23,682 - You abandoned me in 1988. - Oh! 300 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,284 - You know what I'm talking about. 301 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,487 - I had to take the job to support 302 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,888 our marijuana habit. 303 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,323 - Stop! 304 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,325 My darling, darling, darling, 305 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,060 stop, stop, stop. 306 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,196 I'm gonna have to intervene. Excuse me, excuse me. 307 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,497 Excuse me, she's coming in. 308 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:39,965 She's coming in. Let it go, let it go. 309 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,500 Let it go, let it go. Deep breaths. 310 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,003 Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go. 311 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,804 I know I'm retired. 312 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,173 I am retired, but I've had a very full career. 313 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,310 I have a lot of credits. A lot of credits. 314 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,646 Ricky, you stopped yourself. 315 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,415 Why? - Oh, I did? 316 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,850 - Mm-hmm. Why? 317 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,718 - Um... - Because of fear. 318 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,086 We all do it. 319 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,388 I'm gonna highlight a little something. 320 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,423 You go sit down. You--go, go. 321 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,159 Let's take it back a few lines. 322 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:10,062 Don't breathe. Don't blink and go. 323 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,097 - Don't do that. Don't do that. 324 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,767 - Don't do what, Bob? 325 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,502 - Don't you-- 326 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,504 - You dirty prick. 327 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,606 You dirty fucking prick! 328 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,409 You dirty fucking prick! 329 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,414 Do you see that? 330 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,183 Hey! Did you guys take note of that? 331 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:35,120 Because that's called being in the moment. 332 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,955 We can't plan life. 333 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,724 When we surrender, we're the most alive. 334 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,126 Beautiful work. Oh, Ricky, beautiful work. 335 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,930 Oh, so that's it. I think this is our last class. 336 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:48,400 So I'm gonna leave you guys with a little bit of wisdom. 337 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,237 It doesn't work out. 338 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,740 There are no good roles. 339 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,811 You're only gonna be torn down. 340 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:03,549 If you can find anything else to channel your passion into, 341 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,651 do that. 342 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,155 And if it's at all possible, 343 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,258 just die. 344 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,493 - Is that a martini? 345 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,661 - Is that a martini? 346 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,962 Fuck off. 347 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,063 - Mm! - 348 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,164 I am nervous. 349 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,466 You're sure this is safe, right? 350 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,434 - Mark, every wealthy gay person 351 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,436 has gone with Kiddos. It's aspirational. 352 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,939 The babies here are real conversation starters. 353 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,908 - Good. 354 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,777 - Goss-Doober? 355 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,847 - It's us. - It's us, yeah. 356 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,615 - So, what did you have in mind? 357 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,417 - Well, I think it's safe to say 358 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,352 we would prefer a boy, 359 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,587 a gay baby boy. 360 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,690 - Or even queer. A queer baby. 361 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,425 - And of course we are very open 362 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,161 to all ethnicities, of course. - And religions. 363 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,531 - But it would be ideal if they were 5'11 at the shortest 364 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,966 so that they could carry us up 365 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,534 the stairs to bed when we're very elderly. 366 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,202 - And one blue eye 367 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,171 and one brown eye, maybe, like hostile. 368 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,539 - But it would also be good 369 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,142 if he can make us feel protected like a dad. 370 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,377 Like a son that feels like a dad. 371 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,279 If that's anywhere in your checklist. 372 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:10,282 - The gene selection techniques that SinGen employees 373 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,684 are certainly capable of being that specific. 374 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,554 However, for the package that you are describing, 375 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,389 we'd have to go all the way back to scratch 376 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,458 and I'd have to put you on a waitlist 377 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,060 for five years, at least. 378 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,232 - To be frank, without a child, 379 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,368 we might not be together in five years. 380 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,837 - Well, there is something I could offer 381 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,071 that might be of interest. 382 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,574 It's a project called Aspen. 383 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,678 A nine-year-old, Aspen was our first bio breed, 384 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,246 and he's still in the facility, 385 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,883 but something tells me you're gonna love him. 386 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,854 - Baby, look, he's perfect. 387 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,322 - That's him. 388 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,257 And this way we could skip all the poop years. 389 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,826 - Mm! - $400,000. 390 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,695 - We have that money. - Wonderful. 391 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,765 Well, then, dads, you wanna do the honors? 392 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,935 - Okay, okay. Ready? 393 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,337 - Yeah. Oh, my God, it's happening. 394 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,441 - Oh! Oh, my God. 395 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,909 We did it. 396 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,511 - Congratulations, Dad. 397 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,179 - Aw. I love you, Dad. 398 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,220 - Mm. - Mm... 399 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,889 - Mm! - Oh... 400 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,424 - It's so good. I love kissing you. 401 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,059 - Yeah. - How about you go, 402 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,927 and then I'll hang back for, like, ten minutes or so, 403 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,296 and then, you know, I'll go in and I'll act totally normal. 404 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,298 So no one will like think we're together or anything. 405 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,600 - I mean, I think it's fun if 406 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,867 we show up at the same time, right? 407 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,069 - No. - No, yeah. 408 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,470 Okay. - No, no. 409 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,806 'Cause I don't want Elliot 410 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,575 to, like, suspect anything. 411 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,644 Not that there's anything to suspect, but you know. 412 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,446 - No, yeah. I mean, it's--it's not like 413 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,448 we're doing anything that we have to be ashamed of. 414 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:53,151 - Yeah, I'm not ashamed that it's, like, come to this. 415 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,586 - Yeah, I think it's hot as hell. 416 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:57,923 - Mm-hmm. - So happy. 417 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,927 - Hello. - Hi. 418 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,662 - Welcome to my new home. - Oh, wow. 419 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,330 - You guys arrived at the same time. 420 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,399 - No, no. Just ran into each other 421 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,167 at Le Cordon Bleu coming in. 422 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,669 I told Portia, I was like, 423 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,838 get the hell away from me, you weirdo. 424 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,073 - This place is amazing. 425 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,441 - Thank you. - Oh, my God, I love it, 426 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,909 'cause it really has the same character 427 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,578 that our place had. 428 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,647 You know, you gotta see how I dressed it up without you. 429 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,949 And you, hi. 430 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,150 - Hey, where's the kiddo? 431 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,152 I'd love to meet the little guy. 432 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,520 - Hello. 433 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,989 - Hi there. Hi, I'm Portia. 434 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,925 - Hello, Ms. Davenport, Mr. Gardner. 435 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,028 - Ooh. - Fathers. 436 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,362 - Oh, my gosh. That's so cute. 437 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,864 Did you guys tell him to call us that? 438 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,766 - I can call you whatever you want. 439 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,768 I want you to be comfortable in our home. 440 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,104 - Aww! - That's very sweet of you. 441 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:47,606 Thank you. 442 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,842 - Why do you two smell like each other? 443 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,844 - What? 444 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:56,481 - You smell like her and she smells like you. 445 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,117 - No, come on. You're crazy, little man. 446 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,953 That crazy little guy got-- 447 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,056 this is wine from, uh... 448 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,659 it wasn't very expensive. 449 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,396 - Ooh, mmm. 450 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:15,701 Yeah. Mark, this is so elaborate. 451 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,703 Is there a recipe or is it just sort of 452 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:21,139 like a bunch of ingredients that you mushed into one? 453 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,175 - Ooh, no, it's easy. 454 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,177 You just put potatoes, 455 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,312 bouillon, and a bunch of water in a crepe pan. 456 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,248 And then you just keep layering on butter and vinegar 457 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,918 and keep it wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet. 458 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,921 And then you plate it and then you put it in a blender 459 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,489 and then you re-plate it. 460 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,024 I found it on this account I follow 461 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,094 called BigTimeFoodHacks. 462 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:46,998 - This is incredible. And it's so pretty. 463 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,334 - Yeah, it's--and you can 464 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:52,838 really taste the food hacks. - Mm. 465 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,906 So, Portia, any fun new roles coming out. 466 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,275 - Well, I'm--I'm kind of at an age now 467 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,611 when an actress must become a teacher, 468 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,114 sort of pass the baton to the younger generation. 469 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,449 So no more acting for me. - Really? 470 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,118 Well, you didn't tell me you were teaching. 471 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,053 - Yes, I did. 472 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,622 I did tell you that over the one lunch we had this year. 473 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,790 I did tell you that I'm a teacher. 474 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,192 I love to teach. I love it. 475 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:16,428 - Good. 476 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,263 Drew, what are you doing work-wise? 477 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:23,235 - Oh, yeah, well, I'm helping launch this company 478 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:26,204 that could be a huge game changer. 479 00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,306 - Wow, fabulous. What is it? 480 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,476 - Oh, it's just this elite service that we need, 481 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,813 and it's about high time that somebody did it, so. 482 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,115 - Cool. But what--what is it? 483 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:38,717 - Well, it can make a huge impact. 484 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,452 - Right, but what is it? - It's good. 485 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,254 Yeah. Good, good. 486 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,422 - So what is it? Fill the blank. 487 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:44,990 - It's good, good, good. - It is? 488 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,093 - Well, it is good for the world and it's not bad. 489 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,796 It's not bad. It's not a bad thing, Elliot. 490 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,764 - Oh, okay. 491 00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,171 - Is there onion in this? 492 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,505 - You made it, babe. 493 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,740 - Right. Sorry. 494 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,075 Why does it taste so oniony? 495 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,478 I wouldn't even know where to get an onion. 496 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:07,946 - Probably a grocery store. 497 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,182 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God. 498 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,250 - Ew. - Oh, Aspen, honey, honey. 499 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:14,019 - He's doing it again. He's doing it again. 500 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,289 - Are you urinating? - Aw, buddy. 501 00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,958 - Fathers, may Drew go clean me up? 502 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:22,294 - Drew, would you mind? 503 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:28,600 - Yes. I would mind. 504 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,702 - I'm only on this earth once, 505 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,973 and I've been sent to-- to spread love. 506 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,175 Please, you have to let me out. 507 00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,344 - Are you still contending with strong feelings 508 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,947 that the world may soon end? 509 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:49,554 I believe that, if people don't awaken soon, 510 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,890 that something very bad will happen to us, yes. 511 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,726 - Apocalyptic paranoia, feelings of doom, 512 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:59,297 these dispositions have been around for a very long time. 513 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:02,400 And we're still here. 514 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,036 - You don't see what I see. 515 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:08,907 I can see the world so clearly now. 516 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:12,043 I see through the lies and the illusions. 517 00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:16,915 I have to save everyone from their pain. 518 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,751 - Dory, I-I just wanna reflect back to you 519 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,319 what you just said. 520 00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:24,422 You said you believe that you alone can save the world. 521 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:29,427 And if we don't let you out, the apocalypse is approaching. 522 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:36,434 - Where's Dr. Lombardo? - I'm sorry, Dory, 523 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,404 but based on this evaluation and your history, 524 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,172 we believe that it's best 525 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:42,707 for us to keep you under our care 526 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,710 and hold another evaluation in 18 months. 527 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,550 - Quickly, quickly, before Mark comes back, 528 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:54,185 put your food in the vase. I-I do this every night. 529 00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:55,687 - Thank God. - Thank you. 530 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,889 - I wasn't gonna say anything, but Jesus Christ. 531 00:25:57,956 --> 00:26:00,559 - I know, I think his meals are some kind of eating disorder. 532 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:01,760 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up. 533 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,261 - That's good. 534 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:06,064 - Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. 535 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,801 - Yeah. 536 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:13,104 He did not want to go to sleep, but he did. 537 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:17,475 - You guys, you finished eating while I was out of the room. 538 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,812 - Yeah. - You are just like Elliot. 539 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,448 - You guys, thank you so much for having us, 540 00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:24,783 because it was just such a great night. 541 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,217 Love your family. 542 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,920 Aspen is just the sweetest little baby boy. 543 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,989 He's fantastic. - Isn't he so proper? 544 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,224 - Yeah. - We're all such adults now. 545 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,394 I mean, it seems like just yesterday we were kids, 546 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,463 you know, young and making mistakes. 547 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:42,500 - Speaking of mistakes, has anyone visited Dory? 548 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,169 - I have... 549 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:48,807 not because it's just--it's far. 550 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:52,077 - And I'm actually actively trying not to think about her. 551 00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:57,916 - Well, I will say that you all seem much calmer. 552 00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:00,518 You know, everything isn't so life or death. 553 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,087 - Mark, you're right. 554 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,089 I think we've all finally turned a new leaf, 555 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:05,657 and now we can just focus 556 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:08,927 on what we actually want, to wall off in comfort. 557 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:11,196 You know, I'm a wealthy stay-at-home dad, 558 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,032 and I'm sorry, but there is nothing wrong with that. 559 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,701 We're adults and adults don't care about making a difference. 560 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,005 - Amen, you guys, here's to not feeling 561 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:21,606 like we have to change the damn world. 562 00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:22,874 - Yes! 563 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,343 all: To not changing the damn world. 564 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,861 - They're dead! They're all dead! 565 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,062 - Oh, my God. - Run! 566 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,630 - Oh, my God!