Drew:
♪ Is it Gavin or is it Ted? ♪
♪ Is it Nanny Daddy,
a.k.a. Chuck? ♪
♪ There's no way to know ♪
♪ With nothing but dumb luck ♪
♪ We got nothing,
nothing good ♪
♪ Just a blouse
tossed in the woods ♪
Drew, don't you got to
go meet up with your folks
pretty soon?
Like --
Like, now, right?
Dory, can we cover this up
or something, all right?
I don't want
my folks thinking
that you're some mentally
unstable conspiracy theorist
or some crap.
That's what they said
about Galileo, right?
Yeah. Galileo also died
a prisoner in his own home.
Did he?
Can I be honest
with you?
This stuff scares me,
all right?
And that's hard
for me to tell you
'cause I don't want
to hurt your feelings
or anything like that,
but this is scary to me, okay?
Drew, you don't have anything
to worry about,
and you definitely
don't have to worry
about hurting my feelings.
What was wrong
with how things were before?
Dory, I liked
how things were.
Look, I know
what I'm doing, okay?
I'm gonna pop in,
nothing crazy,
and Elliott and Portia are gonna
be with me, so, you know,
you really
don't have to worry.
And if something
really bad happens, you'll stop?
I mean, of course.
But nothing bad's
gonna happen.
But if it does,
you'll stop?
Yes.
Absolutely.
Okay.
I'll stop.
Okay.
But nothing bad's
gonna happen.
Dory. Lord.
Will you please just not do
anything stupid?
I'm not gonna do
anything stupid because...
I'm not stupid.
Right?
Yeah.
All right,
I'll see you.
Fine. Hey,
I'll see you at dinner?
Yeah.
[ Door shuts ]
Cool. Love you, too.
Jesus.
♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪
Elliott: This is Sabiti.
Portia: Oh!
She was my favorite!
She ran faster
than all the boys,
and all the kids
would call her "Duma,"
which is "cheetah"
in Swahili.
Wow!
Dory,
what did I just say?
Um, that "duma"
means "cheetah" in Swahili.
Okay, and who would the children
call "Duma?"
I-I don't know.
It's so obvious
when you're not listening to me.
I'm just -- I'm trying
to navigate, you know?
[ Scoffs ]
Oh, my God.
Is that Cher?
Yeah, she was staying
at my hotel.
Oh!
Hi.
HI.
Your names?
Um, my name is Dory Sief.
Brick invited me.
Ah, Dory, of course.
Um, I hope it's okay
I brought some friends.
Hi.
Brick said
I should bring a friend.
Um...sure.
[ Sighs ]
Wait here.
Let me just check.
Okay.
I hope it's not a problem.
I'll just ask him.
Okay,
I dare you to say
you're bringing
five more friends.
You guys.
You guys, this is awkward, okay?
We didn't get invited.
We can accommodate you.
Great.
But no phones
beyond this point.
You can leave them
in this bowl.
Um...
[Laughing] no.
I can't do that.
I've got a pretty severe...
medical condition.
No phones allowed.
So, if you plan to rely on it,
you should
excuse yourself now.
[ Coughs ]
Okay.
I'll just [Coughs] be strong
and ignore my symptoms.
[ Coughs ]
Thank you.
Okay, if someone
named Patricia Arquette calls,
I need you to get me
immediately.
It's very important.
♪♪
Ah!
That was spectacular.
Was it?
Oh, I knew I recognized her.
She was on "Nurse Jackie."
I love "Nurse Jackie".
[ Beep ]
Hey. Hey.
So, we're here.
You know how my parents like
to constantly be early
for no reason.
[ Chuckles ]
So, anyway, no rush,
but if you get here early, too,
we're here, so...
Uh, yeah.
Hope you didn't join a cult.
[ Chuckles ] So...
Just kidding.
But seriously.
Um, okay.
Love you. Bye.
I think that's the guy
who played Lola.
[ Gasps ]
Where?
Right there.
Where?
Look.
Stop.
No. Follow my finger.
Look.
I can't figure out
where you're pointing.
Right there.
His voice is -- Oh.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Dory, I can't believe
you didn't tell us
this was a dinner party.
We didn't even bring wine.
It's so rude.
Well, you saw the flyer.
It didn't say anything
about what it was, exactly.
Yeah, but still,
to have not shown up with wine,
it's beneath me, Dory.
It's fine.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Come here.
"Bellow & Hare --
a group of folks who are
forever engaging,
always learning,
constantly creating,
perpetually curious."
I love that.
Me, too.
Elliott?
Casey!
[ Both laugh ]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Casey, you look amazing.
And pregnant.
Oh, stop.
I'm so big and ugly.
Oh, no.
I've never been happier.
I can tell.
Who's the lucky guy?
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
Okay. I got you.
[ Chuckles ]
Um, can I just, uh,
steal Portia for sec?
Oh.
Okay. Bye.
Thank you.
See you guys
in a second.
It's enchanting.
It's like you could stumble
upon a unicorn grazing
with its foal
at any moment.
Sun beams and lambs.
Are you guys
talking about Beacon?
'Cause, like, everyone I know is
buying real estate there.
I was talking about Doolin.
Ireland.
Sorry, um, I'm Dory.
We met a couple days ago.
Yeah, I don't know
if you remember me.
Dory!
I'm so glad you came!
Thanks. Me, too.
This is my friend Portia.
Hi!
Hi, Portia!
I love your store.
It's so not me, but I love it.
Thank you.
We didn't know that it was, um,
you know, such a formal,
you know,
beautiful dinner party,
but we have plans,
so we might have to, you know,
get out a little early,
but I just wanted
to let you know in advance,
so --
Sweet, talented Dory.
Let's stay
in the present.
Hi, guys!
You look gorgeous.
And look at your cute dress.
How much
did you spend?
Oh, is Dory not coming?
Oh, no.
It's my fault.
Um, yeah, I didn't think
we were gonna be coming
right from the theatre,
so I told her 7:30.
Silly me.
She knows
she's always welcome
to join us on
our shopping days, right?
'Cause we invite her
every time,
and every time,
she can't make it.
I just hope
she feels welcome.
Yeah. No, no, no.
Yeah.
She --
I mean, she loves you guys.
She loves --
She loves everybody, it's, uh --
She has a very demanding
life, so...
Okay, thank God.
I told you it wasn't us.
[ Chuckles ]
So, sorry.
What is dinner again?
Oh, depends.
They try to time it like an hour
before the moment,
but it never works out.
[ Both chuckles ]
Sorry, what's the moment
again? Just --
I know, right?
[ Laughs ]
[ Nervously chuckles ]
That is gorgeous.
[ Chuckles ]
That is just --
Oh, my gosh.
What do you think
it's made out of?
Wood.
You must know
so much about art.
[ Chuckles ]
Do you come here often?
Yeah. I have to.
Why?
S-Staying grounded
is really important to me.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
I love that you know that
about yourself.
Like, I recently just found out
that I'm an introvert.
Yeah.
Well, Bellow has been...
Let me say this.
Mm-hmm.
I'm up at 7:00 a.m.
every morning,
I'm grateful,
and I am alive.
Good for you.
That's so --
Oh, my gosh.
If you come here a lot,
you might know
my friend Chantal.
What?
Would you excuse me
for a second?
My hands are dirty,
and I need to wash them.
Yeah, you do you.
Okay.
Go get 'em.
Do you have kids?
Me? No.
Do you want them?
They'd be gorgeous.
Oh.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
They would be very freckly,
that's for sure.
Your freckles
are exquisite.
Oh, thanks. No. Yeah.
I don't know.
Dory.
Hmm?
I get the sense
that your modesty comes from
a place of shame
and doubt
and immense pain.
How do you feel
about who you are?
I think I'm, um...
I think I'm trying --
I'm trying to be a good person,
and, uh...
yeah, I don't know.
I feel very emotional
all of a sudden.
I think you have some walls
that are keeping you
from giving all the love
you have inside.
I want you to be able
to give that love.
Yeah. Me, too.
You're kind, you're stunning,
you're important.
I'm so glad you came back.
Yeah.
Do you guys ever feel
like the moment is, like, scary?
I don't think that's
a very respectful point of view.
Same.
You know what?
I think we're just gonna, like,
take a quick breather.
We'll see you in a sec.
Yeah.
Elliott,
I can't keep pretending
like I know what these people
are talking about.
I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.
I'm getting, like, jumpy.
I know. I know.
And everyone is pregnant,
right?
Everybody is pregnant.
I've never seen
so many --
Hey. Guys,
do you know what time it is?
This watch
is just for show.
No. All these clocks are,
like, set to different
time zones.
Yeah. Okay.
I feel like we should
probably go soon.
Please! Please!
Okay, but, Elliott,
who's that woman
that you knew
when we walked in?
Okay, so, she was a P.A. for
this, like, terrible short film
about, like, a musician who
falls in love with a deaf girl.
And the filmmaker wanted,
like, Victor Garber
to play the musician.
And I was like,
"Well, no."
You know what I mean?
It's like Victor Garber
doesn't even know
what a short film is, you know?
No, but who's the woman?
Okay, sorry. No, she worked
on that short film.
Right.
All I'm saying is
before tonight, I've, like,
never seen her smile.
I mean,
she's literally --
She used to be, like,
sullen and, like --
You know,
we'd always be like, "Hey!"
and she'd be like, "Hey."
You know what I mean?
And she was always --
And now she's [Gasps]
Like there's
a brain transplant.
You guys, you guys, you guys.
Okay, okay, okay.
I was talking to this guy,
right?
And I was like,
"Do you know my friend Chantal?"
He was like..."Who?"
That's weird, right?
Okay.
Um, what were you talking
to Brick about?
Oh, um, nothing really.
Just kind of, you know,
she's cool, actually.
I like --
I like her.
Careful, Dory.
I know.
Hello.
Oh!
Hi. [ Chuckles ]
Do you mind --
I'm so sorry.
Can I talk to you
for a moment?
Okay, sure.
Yeah.
Hi. I'm Dan,
and I never do this, okay?
I swear that I never,
ever, ever do this,
but I am a clairvoyant.
Oh, wow.
Yeah. Yeah.
And, um, I would hate myself
if I didn't tell you this, okay,
but I keep having
this vision.
You're standing in this room,
and everyone in the room
is staring at you,
and they're all like [Gasps]
Oh, my God.
I don't know precedes this,
and I certainly don't know
what follows it, but
I just wanted you to know that.
It's all I can tell you,
and I wish you well.
[ Bell ringing ]
Brick: Bounty! Bounty, everyone!
Hi, Dory!
You're gonna come with me.
Frank: Isn't she just
a ray of sunshine?
Not easy to be so generous
with your energy,
especially
in this city.
We were all agreeing --
we like you.
[ Laughs ]
Hey, bro,
what's Dory's ETA?
Uh, I think she should
probably be here pretty soon.
Okay, good, 'cause I'm starving
and so is Jen.
Stop it, Reid.
Okay.
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine. Really.
I've had a lot of water, so I'm,
like, I'm full. I'm fine.
Yeah. Hey, guys.
I think it's just --
We're cool to order,
you know,
and then I'll just get something
that I think Dory would like,
and then she can
eat that later.
Great idea. Perfect.
Sounds like a plan.
Where's my girlfriend?
Oh, stop.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
So, that's Alison over there.
She makes homemade popsicles
out of seasonal fruit
and berries.
Mmm.
They're delicious.
And that's Amy
and Ollie.
I want you
to meet everyone.
Hey, everybody.
This is Dory.
She's an artist.
All: Hi, Dory.
She's my friend.
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
Brick: Shh.
I see some new faces.
Yes.
Thank you for having us.
To piggyback off of that,
I'll say hi. [ Chuckles ]
Yeah, and to piggyback
off of that, I'll just...say hi.
All right, let's begin.
If it's your first time,
don't worry. You'll catch on.
[ Laughter ]
Do not go over there.
It's terrible.
Pia.
You care
to include everyone?
Oh. Sorry.
I was on a rant about
that awful new coffee place.
Well,
what were you saying?
Well, I heard that they chill
their leftover drip coffee
from the night before,
call it "cold brew,"
and serve it to customers
who will pay like $7 for it.
Wait. I'm sorry.
Where is this?
Cardamom Tea Room.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, my friend was
a barista there.
They also have stock
in Monsanto,
so if you buy their coffee,
you buy their politics.
Thank you,
first of all.
I need to text
my friend Yakov.
He's, like, extremely
passionate about this.
It's insane that you --
You guys confiscated
my phone.
Well, it seems like
you're really enjoying
tearing them down, Pia.
I just think
they need to be called out.
Gossip is a contaminant.
I mean, you know that.
It's not gossip.
It's truth.
You always say,
"You should speak your truth."
You contribute ugliness
to the world
when you talk
behind someone's back.
Tell them what you think,
and trust them to listen.
No, I will.
I will, but --
Then why are you sitting here
burdening us with it?
If you have a problem with
someone, you tell that person.
For instance, Pia,
you gave me the worst blow job
of my life last night.
Because you were born
with very thin lips.
I know.
You see, I'm telling you that.
Not someone else.
See how that works?
Well, now you have
two things to work on.
Excuse me.
I hope that that was
more intriguing than painful.
But we should keep in mind --
pain is neither good nor bad.
But it is there.
Absolutely.
Yes.
100%.
So, we're thinking of having
Christmas in Key West this year.
What's everyone
think of that?
Oh, my God.
What?
Great, right?
Exciting.
No. No, I don't want
to go to Key West for Christmas.
What do you mean?
Why?
Because Christmas is
supposed to be cold and wintery
and beautiful outside
and full of snow.
Oh, my God.
This is just like Cabo, Reid.
This is not just like Cabo.
It's exactly like Cabo.
I don't want to do this
right now.
Oh, I know.
Frank: Hmm. Sounds like a tie.
Let's ask the waitress.
Liam.
Share with us.
[ Clears throat ]
Um...
I've been trying to suppress
my incessant thought cycles
that include brutal violence
towards women --
bashing their heads in
with blunt objects,
asphyxiating them
with pantyhose, stuff like that.
But it's been hard
because none of them
will fuck me.
It makes me furious!
[ Sighs ]
That's all.
Together: We hear you.
I'm so sorry.
Um, is there a bathroom?
I just need to --
Oh, no. We don't leave
during acute intimacy.
Plus, we'd love to hear
from our new friends.
Hmm?
Oh, um...
Okay. Um...
All right. Uh, I get advised
by a lot of people --
not my close friends --
that I should sort of be, um,
less girly and kind of
more professional.
And I just -- I don't know
if it's wrong to think this.
I just think
that you don't have to be
one kind of woman,
and I think that, like,
I should be able to get my
nails painted and also be smart,
[ Voice breaking ]
and a lot of people don't really
think I'm that smart,
and I think
that's frustrating
'cause I think
I'm my own kind of smart.
Um, and I know you're probably
all thinking, like,
"This girl's
really conceited."
But we're sharing,
so I thought I would just share.
Together: We hear you.
We hear you, girl.
Thank you.
Dory.
Can we hear from you?
Yes.
Yeah, um...
Let's see.
Um...
Well, I've actually
been feeling, um,
a little more confident
lately,
a little more comfortable
in myself,
which might sound weird
after hearing
such vulnerable stories.
But, um...I'm working on
something new.
A friend of mine
from college, Chantal,
she went missing
about three weeks ago.
And maybe you guys have seen
"missing," you know, flyers
for her or something.
Or maybe you even knew her.
But, um...
she's special.
And I will find her.
No, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you --
What do you think this is?
Acute intimacy.
I don't want to hear about --
What is her name?
Chantal.
I don't want to hear
about Chantal. We don't do that.
We don't tell
other people's stories here.
Well, I was --
I was gonna get to that.
You're not
on the right pa--
[ Woman screams ]
It seems
the moment is early.
I'm sorry.
It's friends only.
You --
You understand.
Brick said that we could --
The circumstances
have changed, Dory.
I have to pee so bad,
you guys.
I feel like we have to see what
they're doing in there.
There's no way
I'm going back in there.
Is what I said too braggy?
I just --
I was trying
to fill the silence.
I was in
until I said "Chantal."
Did you see
how they all tensed up
the minute I brought up
her name?
It's true.
Ooh!
Hi.
Get in, honey.
Get in.
Thank you so much.
Ooh!
Are you coming?
No.
I'll see you guys later.
Don't die.
Dory, seriously!
Okay?
Dory: All right, all right,
all right.
If you don't text me...
I'll be scared.
Thanks, guys.
Hi. We're going
to Williamsburg.
Can you
take 10th Street?
[ Sighs ]
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Baby cries ]
[ Cellphone ringing ]
[ Gasping ]
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Frank: Don't worry.
Dad's got it. You're gold.
Thank you.
Hey.
Where have you been?
We've been waiting.
I'm so sorry.
They took our cellphones, Drew.
I mean, they gave them back,
but they took them.
I didn't know
what time it was.
And you wouldn't believe
what they actually did in there.
It was the weirdest thing
I've ever seen!
Dory. Hey, Dory.
Yes.
I think my family
would really appreciate it
if you
sincerely apologized.
Seriously?
We've been waiting, Dory!
Okay.
You missed
the whole damn dinner!
Yes. Okay, okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
Hey, guys.
Hi.
Hi, honey.
How you doing?
I am so, so, so sorry
that I'm so late
and that I missed everything.
You know,
it's a really long story
with a lot
of really extreme variables
and, you know, I just --
I don't know if you would be
responsive to them,
but, um, it was very rude of me,
and it'll
never happen again.
Honey,
don't worry about it.
You know,
mistakes happen.
We just hope
you got something eat.
We understand.
Thank you. Yeah.
I'm fine.
Good.
Okay.
Hey, Dory.
Hi.
[ Chuckles ]
Hey.
Hey, Kara.
Hi.
Um, I'm also sorry
that I haven't responded
to your Facebook posts.
Pbht!
I totally get it.
Totally good.
So, it all makes sense.
I mean, this cult is
some kind of weird,
like, birthy pregnancy club.
Hey.
And they all gather up.
Hey.
What?
The door's unlocked.
Did you not lock it
when you left?
No, I definitely
locked it, Dory.
What? Hold on.
Hello?
Hello? Dory. Dory.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
All right,
I'm gonna call 911.
Stay there.
[ Breathing heavily ]
It's the cult, Drew.
I gave them my name,
and now they know where we live.
It's them.
It's them, for sure.
♪♪