1
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Maybe, this is the year
I finally finish this race.

2
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You've run it before?

3
00:00:06,954 --> 00:00:09,324
No, he runs it every year,
but just the beginning of it.

4
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I've never crossed
the finish line,

5
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what with Murphy's Law
and all.

6
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I just can't carry everything
I need to combat it,

7
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while I'm running.

8
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That's why you guys are
carrying my backpack.

9
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No problem. So, what have
we got to work with?

10
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Let's see.

11
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Bandages, electrolyte snacks,
a bottle of sun block,
as big as my head.

12
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Also, dissolvable
sleeping bags.

13
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A metal detector.
And a stuffed elephant?

14
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Those things may or may
not make sense later.

15
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When?
Well, I don't know.

16
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It's just that,
anything that can go wrong...

17
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ALL: Will go wrong!

18
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But not today.

19
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We'll get ahead on our bikes,
scope out any situations
and be ready for you.

20
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With a stuffed elephant.

21
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You guys'll have the backpack,
and I'll have my motivational
mantras like this one...

22
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Don't stop swimming
or you'll die.

23
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Or maybe, that's just sharks.

24
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Did you read that
in this book?

25
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Inspirational Shark Mantras?

26
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Yeah, sharks are surprisingly
positive thinkers.

27
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ANNOUNCER: Ready!

28
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Set. Go, runners!
(BELL RINGS)

29
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Oops! Gotta go.
You know what they say,

30
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"If everyone's running,
they're probably
running from you."

31
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Another shark mantra?
Or maybe, a Milo mantra.

32
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Whoops! Sorry!

33
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It's gonna be a long race.

34
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Can't believe we're stuck
with Cavendish and Dakota's
nut mission.

35
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We can check it off
in a couple hours

36
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and then get back
to saving the world.

37
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So, how does selling
pistachios keep

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them from becoming
extinct in the future?

39
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We just stand here
and make sure nothing
happens to the shipment.

40
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So, we're nut guards.

41
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Seed sentries.

42
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Legume lookouts.

43
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They're not legumes.
(MOCKING) They're not legumes!

44
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That's what you sound like.

45
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Race for Runts.

46
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So, they're raising
money for dogs that are
smaller than other dogs?

47
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I guess, they gotta buy them
more food so they can grow.

48
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Yes.

49
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Well, we can't let
pistachio survive
and take over the world.

50
00:02:00,574 --> 00:02:02,534
So, we have to stop
Brick and Savannah.

51
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This is not going to be easy.

52
00:02:04,414 --> 00:02:07,324
Yeah, but it's better
than cleaning outhouses
in the Renaissance.

53
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All you ever hear about
are the paintings,

54
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they don't tell you
about the stench.

55
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Oh, hi, Cavendish, Dakota!

56
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Oh, hello, Murphy.
Hey, Murphy.

57
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Uh-oh!

58
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(SCREAMS) Murphy's Law!

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CAVENDISH: (SCREAMS)
Where are we going?
When are we going?

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(BOTH GRUNT)

61
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Looks like we've
traveled to the 1870s.

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Hey, you're finally in style.
(GRUNTS)

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Okay, let's pull a u-ey
and go back.

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Howdy, there, partners.

65
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Oh, hello, um...

66
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We're just passing through,
don't mind us.

67
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Oh, I don't mind nothing.

68
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If I spent time minding
things, I'd be minding
all the time.

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(NEIGHS)

70
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(ENGINE WHIRRING)

71
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Uh, won't.
Now it won't start.

72
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We're stuck! We're stuck!

73
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The future is doomed
and the Renaissance potties

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are going to have
to clean themselves.

75
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Well, if we're gonna be
stuck here for a bit,

76
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maybe we should get some new
outfits so we can blend in.

77
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Well, I guess, just me.

78
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(ALL CHEERING)

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BOTH: Go, Milo!

80
00:03:07,244 --> 00:03:09,454
How are you feeling?
Great!

81
00:03:09,454 --> 00:03:10,824
Just a little thirsty.

82
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(EAGLE SCREAMING)

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Throw me my towel.

84
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Okay, heads up, Milo.

85
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(GASPS)

86
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No, not a trowel. A towel!

87
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Oh, sorry, that makes
much more sense.

88
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Milo, bridge ahead!

89
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(BIRD CHIRPS)

90
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Get the discus
and the bandage ready.

91
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Watch out!

92
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The discus,
throw it at the lever.

93
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(GRUNTS)

94
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Amazing, Milo. What were you
gonna do with the bandage?

95
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Oh, yeah,
I've got a blister. Thanks.

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Oh!

97
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So, how soon before I can
start saying, "Reckon?"

98
00:04:05,074 --> 00:04:06,824
Preferably, never.

99
00:04:06,824 --> 00:04:09,324
We just have to fix our
time machine and get back
to the future to stop

100
00:04:09,324 --> 00:04:11,874
Brick and Savannah from
saving those pistachios.

101
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I reckon I need more thread.

102
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See, it sounds so cool
when he says it.

103
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How are we gonna find
parts for a car built
150 years in the future?

104
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Did I hear 150 years
in the future?

105
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Oh, hello, Sherriff.
Murphy, is it?

106
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Oh, funny, as in Murphy's law.

107
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Well, I am a Murphy
and I am the law.

108
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I reckon, you are.

109
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Hear that? I said, "Reckon."
Reckon you are.

110
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(SCREAMS)

111
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Whoa! Look at that.
Good thing it's not Sunday.

112
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New clothes, eh?

113
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Phillip here, is the best
tailor in these here parts.

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Of course, he is the only one.

115
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If y'all are from the future,
I reckon that means
you're time travelers.

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(BOTH MUMBLING)

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We get a lot of those
down here.

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TOGETHER: You do?
They hang out
at the So So Corral.

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Best saloon
in these here parts.

120
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Of course,
it's also the only one.

121
00:05:01,874 --> 00:05:04,704
Place is just down the street.
This street, that is.

122
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The only street.

123
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If there are time
travelers here,

124
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they may have the
parts we need.

125
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I wonder if they have
cold pressed juice.

126
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It's 1875!

127
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What? You think juice is new?
They had fruit in the past.

128
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Hang on, are we sure,
that this is the...

129
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What's that now?

130
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I said, are we sure that this
is the right overpass?

131
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Oh. No.

132
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We've got an overpass demo,
up ahead.

133
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What do you think,
you'll need?

134
00:05:31,784 --> 00:05:33,914
I don't know,
use your instincts.

135
00:05:33,914 --> 00:05:35,784
I'm thinking,
"Inflatable Santa."

136
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What would he do with that?
What does he ever do with it?

137
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You can do it, guys!

138
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The only thing we have
to fear is harpoons
and feeding frenzies.

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Enough with the shark mantras.

140
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Too obvious, too weird,
too egg beater-y.

141
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I have no more instincts.
I'm running on fumes, here.

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Both good mantras.

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What if we can't get you to
the finish line? Wait, Milo.

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Come on, guys.
It's time to go
full Megalodon.

145
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Nothing can break your bones
when you're cartilaginous.

146
00:06:02,954 --> 00:06:05,744
That's not a seal,
that's a surfer.

147
00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,954
You really gotta get
another mantra book.

148
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And that's when we realized,
we were stuck here.

149
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And that's how it happened
to us too.

150
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Hang on, all of you are time
travelers who got stuck here?

151
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(INDISTINCT BLABBERING)

152
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The only person I know
personally, who's really

153
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from here is Sherriff
Murphy, personally.

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Sherriff Murphy, that's it!
He's a Murphy,

155
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and he's the law. He is...

156
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The original Murphy's Law!

157
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You're a real conclusion
stealer, you know that?

158
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That man is Milo's
great, great, great,
great grandfather!

159
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That's why this place
is like a time travel
Bermuda Triangle, so...

160
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So, all of you are stranded
here like us, huh?

161
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So, what happened to
your time machines?

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DAKOTA: Wow.
These are some
snazzy vehicles.

163
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How come, we always
get stuck with
the outdated lemon?

164
00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,454
Well, because
the last time they
gave us a new car,

165
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we destroyed Earth's
second moon.

166
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I, uh...
You're sure

167
00:07:00,664 --> 00:07:02,614
that you can't get
any of them working?

168
00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:04,744
Personally, I stopped
looking for the gas.

169
00:07:04,744 --> 00:07:05,994
I like it here,
personally.

170
00:07:05,994 --> 00:07:07,824
Oh, yeah.
Me too.

171
00:07:07,824 --> 00:07:09,494
Our machine
needed batteries.

172
00:07:09,494 --> 00:07:10,784
Diesel fuel.

173
00:07:10,784 --> 00:07:12,534
Mine takes
gingerbread lattes.

174
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Your time machine uses
gingerbread lattes
for power?

175
00:07:15,994 --> 00:07:17,204
Well, not exclusively.

176
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All the holiday
flavors are used.

177
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(CHRISTMAS BELLS JINGLING)

178
00:07:20,914 --> 00:07:22,454
Uh. What are we
going to do?

179
00:07:22,454 --> 00:07:24,914
We're gonna be stuck
here like these people
for all eternity.

180
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Chewing straw and
saying, "Reckon"
a lot.

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Ooh! That does
feel good.

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Eh, reckon.
Reckon.

183
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(DRAMATICALLY) Reckon.

184
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TOGETHER: Yes.

185
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But if we don't get back,
the future will be ruined
by those plants.

186
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Well, I suppose
there is the possibility

187
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that Brick and Savannah
will fail the mission
just like we always did.

188
00:07:43,574 --> 00:07:45,954
Ooh, never mind.
Yeah, that's not
going to happen.

189
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(HORSE NEIGHING)

190
00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,374
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

191
00:07:51,374 --> 00:07:52,954
Every moment
we're stuck here,

192
00:07:52,954 --> 00:07:55,574
we come closer
to a pistachio
dominated future.

193
00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:57,614
Maybe, we can find
a working starter switch

194
00:07:57,614 --> 00:08:00,034
in one of those
abandoned machines
and jerry-rig it?

195
00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:01,994
Capital idea.
Let's push.

196
00:08:03,414 --> 00:08:06,784
(BANJO PLAYING)

197
00:08:06,784 --> 00:08:10,034
Eh, let me give you a hand
getting that to the time
machine junk yard.

198
00:08:10,034 --> 00:08:11,164
Ah. Why, thank you.

199
00:08:11,164 --> 00:08:12,664
Oh. Wait. No.

200
00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,244
Don't help.
Murphy's law.

201
00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,244
(DONKEY BRAYING)

202
00:08:17,244 --> 00:08:18,994
Ah!

203
00:08:18,994 --> 00:08:20,664
(SCREAMING)

204
00:08:20,664 --> 00:08:22,704
Hey, if we get
them running
fast enough,

205
00:08:22,704 --> 00:08:24,954
our old, crummy,
standard transmission

206
00:08:24,954 --> 00:08:26,074
will let us
bump start.

207
00:08:26,074 --> 00:08:28,204
We just pop
the clutch and
it should start.

208
00:08:28,204 --> 00:08:29,704
Oh! You're right.

209
00:08:30,324 --> 00:08:31,664
Whoa!

210
00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:32,664
Pop it!

211
00:08:33,874 --> 00:08:35,574
(ENGINE STARTS)

212
00:08:35,574 --> 00:08:36,824
BOTH: Yes!

213
00:08:36,824 --> 00:08:38,744
Why did they...

214
00:08:38,744 --> 00:08:40,574
(SCREAMING)

215
00:08:42,954 --> 00:08:45,034
Since we're going to die
anyway I'd like to air
some grievances.

216
00:08:45,994 --> 00:08:47,954
Yes! Ye-hess!

217
00:08:48,534 --> 00:08:49,954
Well, safe travels, now.

218
00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:53,824
Oh, say hello to my
great, great, great,
great grandkids.

219
00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,074
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

220
00:08:55,074 --> 00:08:56,324
ZACK: Uh-oh.

221
00:08:56,324 --> 00:08:58,074
Lot of possible
hazards, here.

222
00:08:58,074 --> 00:08:59,534
Dig deep.

223
00:08:59,534 --> 00:09:01,704
Rubber cement glue,
fistful of pebbles
and a nail scissor.

224
00:09:01,704 --> 00:09:03,914
Badminton racket,
tin foil ball,
picture frame.

225
00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,914
Bacon bits, stapler,
paint thinner.

226
00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:07,664
I don't know.
I just don't know.

227
00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:08,994
He's almost here.

228
00:09:08,994 --> 00:09:10,664
Game over, man!

229
00:09:10,664 --> 00:09:12,074
We're finished.

230
00:09:12,074 --> 00:09:13,784
(BELL DINGS)
Finished.

231
00:09:13,784 --> 00:09:15,164
I have an idea.
I have an idea.

232
00:09:15,164 --> 00:09:17,914
Well, nuts are still safe.

233
00:09:17,914 --> 00:09:18,994
Yep. Still safe.

234
00:09:20,074 --> 00:09:21,874
DAKOTA: Look out!

235
00:09:21,874 --> 00:09:22,994
The steering is gone.

236
00:09:22,994 --> 00:09:23,954
DAKOTA: Well,
we are in mid-air.

237
00:09:29,784 --> 00:09:32,034
MILO: (PANTING) I have to...

238
00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,454
(GASPING) Finish.

239
00:09:33,454 --> 00:09:34,534
Just a little...

240
00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:36,374
(PANTING) Further...

241
00:09:36,374 --> 00:09:38,204
We destroyed
the pistachios.

242
00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:39,914
Mission accomplished.

243
00:09:40,874 --> 00:09:42,744
(PANTING)

244
00:09:42,744 --> 00:09:44,074
(GASP) So...

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So close.

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MELISSA: Milo! Over here.

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(PANTING)

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You guys have
a backup
finish line!

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(LAUGHING) Ha-ha!
Brilliant.

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Milo, one-oh-one.

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Always have a backup.

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(DRAMATIC VICTORY MUSIC)

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Yes, yes, we did it.
We did it. We did it!

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And also you.
You too, Milo.

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You finished!
Yes!

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That's right.

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But you guys
built this
pretty fast

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and we should
probably get out
from under here.

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(SIGHS)

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Aw, nuts.

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(MOCKINGLY) Aw, nuts.
That's what you
sound like.

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♪ We're all livin' in it

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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

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♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational

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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

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♪ Whoa

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♪ Whoa

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♪ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn

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♪ You know I'd rather spin it

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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go

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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪