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♪♪
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♪ Look at that sun
Look at that sky
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♪ Look at my sweater vest
I look so fly
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♪ Look at that mailbox
Look at that tree
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♪ It's about as beautiful
as it can be
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Today is gonna
be exceptional
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it
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♪ Whoa, whoa
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♪ Never boring
even for a minute
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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(DIOGEE BARKS)
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Hi, Dad.
Hi, honey.
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I can't figure out
what's wrong with this...
(GRUNTS)
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And hello, Milo.
Hi, Mr. Chase!
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Dad, we're going
to go get some ice cream.
You wanna go?
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Well, I'd love to,
but I gotta take
this baby
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down to the Fire Truck
Museum today.
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You mean the museum
that nobody goes to?
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Well, when kids get
a load of Denise here,
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it should really
boost attendance!
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You know, Dad,
the Natural History Museum
is right across the street
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and they have
a full size T-Rex.
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Who's gonna get
excited about
an antique red truck?
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I can't believe it!
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Melissa, this is
a 1901 Vandervert
Douse Master 4!
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This has dozens
of unique innovations
for fighting fires!
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For example,
the water tank back here
has a wind turbine
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that spins
while you're driving,
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that way
when they got there
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they'd have
enough pressure
to shoot the water
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all the way
up to the third story!
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Wowee!
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There's a pneumatic
secondary braking system
on the back,
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the first ever ladder
that was actually attached
to the top of a truck,
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and look, the bell
has a little string
so you can ring it by hand...
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I... I guess that's
not as impressive
as the rest of it,
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but over here,
it has an in-dash radio!
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And radios
weren't even invented yet!
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And this truck also has
the distinction of being
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the first ever to have
a Dalmatian as a mascot.
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In fact, they had
a little place for him
to ride
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right over here
and he...
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Diogee?
How'd you get in there?
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And where'd you
get these spots?
I'm impressed, Milo.
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How do you know
so much about
antique fire engines?
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Are you kidding?
It was a truck like this
that saved my grandfather
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after he accidentally
ate all those balloons.
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Well, Dad, since Milo's
so excited about it,
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I guess we'll
ride down with you.
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Whoa. Whoa.
I don't know about Milo.
What do you mean?
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Well, the museum
is filled with
breakable antiques...
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Come on, Dad,
he's such a fan.
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It'd mean
so much to him!
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Apparently.
Oh...
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Okay.
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Whaddya say, Milo?
(IMITATES SIREN)
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Yeah, where's that fire?
It's out there, buddy!
(IMITATES SIREN)
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Wait, hey, Mr. Chase,
can I drive?
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No.
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DAKOTA:
Well, we got the pistachios,
now what?
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Well, we then have
to get them
to the safe house,
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which should be easy
once we locate
our new vehicle!
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It's supposed to be
parked right out here
somewhere...
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Oh, a new vehicle!
We're coming up
in the world.
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It's about time, too,
considering what
they gave us last time.
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I hope it's fast!
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I hope it's red!
Let's see now...
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(BEEPING)
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(GROANS)
Well, it is red.
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It's like they're going
out of their way
to humiliate us!
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Oh, come on,
it's a tandem!
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It's like a bike,
riding another bike!
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All righty.
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So, we wait till
traffic clears,
look left, then right, then...
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Then we look left again,
and safely pull out
into traffic.
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Why is he narrating?
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He's laying down
a foundation
for when I learn...
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I'm laying down
a foundation for when
she learns to drive.
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Signaling.
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Oh, this is
very exciting!
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Milo, check out
the wind turbine.
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MILO: Wowee!
Look at her go!
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Pretty impressive, huh?
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And we're only going
one eighth
of a furlong per jiffy.
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That's only 17 miles an hour.
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Yeah, but back then
they thought if you went
any faster than 35,
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your lungs
would collapse.
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(SCOFFS)
That's ridiculous.
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Well, we can really
test that theory
on this hill!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Okay, well,
I'm gently applying
the brake!
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MILO: (SCREAMS)
Sorry, Elliot!
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Now I am trying
to extricate my foot
from the floorboards.
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Dad, you can
stop narrating now.
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Maybe we can
radio for help.
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Hello? Hello?
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This is Milo Murphy.
We're on a runaway
Douse Master 4.
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And we just went
over Harding Hill!
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Jumping bullfrogs,
your lungs will collapse!
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Hold on, young fellow!
I know exactly what to do!
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(PLAYING RAGTIME)
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(BELL RINGING)
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Maybe we should
try something else.
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(RINGING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(HONKING)
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(CHIRPING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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There you go,
all set! Hop on!
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MILO: Oops! Sorry!
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It's that kid!
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See? See!
I was right!
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He's done it again,
he's ruined our mission!
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Oh, no!
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Hey, how 'bout if I pull
that secondary brake
back there?
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Wait, Milo. No!
Get back here!
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, the brake
must be working!
We're slowing down!
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Milo?
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Oh, hey, Mr. Chase!
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I think my lungs
just collapsed.
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Well, it's a good thing
we stopped before
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we ran into this
rail car diner!
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Milo, you're like
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whatever the opposite
of a rabbit's foot is.
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A rabbit's head?
A fox's foot?
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A pound of sugar?
No, you're just...
(GRUNTS)
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Dad! It's just Murphy's Law,
he can't help it.
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Besides, he just...
A pound of sugar, really?
I was just riffing!
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Besides, he also just
saved us by thinking
on his feet.
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Actually, I was sitting down
when I thought of it,
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so technically
I was thinking on my...
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If he wasn't here,
we wouldn't need saving!
Sitting or otherwise!
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All right,
be nice, Dad.
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Does this Murphy's Law thing
have an off switch?
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I haven't
found one yet!
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Look, there they are!
They've stopped!
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Quickly, Dakota!
The game's afoot!
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"The game's afoot"?
Really?
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I don't think
anybody says that!
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I just said that!
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I know,
and it's mystifying me!
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Oh, we better hurry!
It looks like that
tank's gonna blow!
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, this chassis
was not made
for jet propulsion!
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I want to know
who he's working for!
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Hey, Dad, we're moving!
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That's no excuse,
you still gotta
eat your vegetables.
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Coming through!
Sorry.
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CAVENDISH: Pardon!
DAKOTA: Excuse me, sorry.
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So, you gonna
finish that?
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Now there's something
you don't often see,
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a wheel of giant corndogs
passing you on the street.
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Yeah, and we must be
going at least
five furlongs per jiffy.
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Oh, hey, it's you two guys!
Uh, the pistachio guys!
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How are you?
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How we are is
none of your concern!
Now, tell us!
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Who are you working for?
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The Black Radish Underground?
The Marmoset League?
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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(CATS YOWLING)
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Uh-oh. Excuse me!
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All right,
see ya later.
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Don't tell him
you'll see him later.
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DAKOTA: What?
I'm just being nice.
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(CATS SCREAMING)
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RESIDENTS: Aw!
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So he's a rogue time agent
out to destroy us
by saving kittens?
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He can do both!
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Oh, hey, a kitty!
Hey! He looks
kinda like you!
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He does not look like me!
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(IMITATES CAVENDISH)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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Ow!
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Dad! The roof came off!
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You still gotta eat
your vegetables.
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DAUGHTER: Dad!
FATHER: Vegetables!
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And now we're dragging
the top of an old diner.
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Well, that was exciting.
Are you guys okay?
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Is this
a game to you?
A game?
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No, I mean how
would you keep score?
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(YELLS)
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I got you!
There you go!
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Hey, listen, it's gonna
get bumpy up ahead,
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so I better
drop you guys off
at Palm Lake Park.
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Okay, you
take care now!
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Don't tell him
to take care!
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I am just being nice!
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There you go!
Have a nice afternoon!
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(SCREAMING)
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That Murphy kid,
he saved us.
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He's like,
he's like a hero!
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He's the villain.
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I am the hero.
(IMITATES CAVENDISH)
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Ah, ah? See?
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Mr. Chase,
I've got an idea!
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If we turn left on Reese,
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maybe the Natural History
Museum steps
will slow us down!
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And maybe
we'll get to see
that T-Rex!
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At this point, I'm willing
to try anything!
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RICHARD: Well, big surprise.
We are not slowing down!
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(SCREAMING)
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Cool!
Nice!
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Whoa!
Awesome! (CHUCKLES)
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That sculpture is so cool,
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it makes me want to visit
the fire truck museum!
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BOY 1: So are fire trucks
the reason dinosaurs
went extinct?
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BOY 2: Let's find out
by going inside
and paying admission!
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BOY 3: I wanna pay, too!
BOY 4: Come on!
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Hey, we did
get to see the T-Rex!
(GIGGLES)
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Milo, y'know...
(SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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...just spending
the day with you
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has given me
a new appreciation for...
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Uh, excuse me, Mr. Chase.
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Okay, Gus,
we're all set at this end.
Thanks a lot.
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(SAD MUSIC STOPS)
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No problem, sonny!
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You were saying?
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Well, what I was saying is,
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I think I have a new
appreciation for you
and your... Condition.
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Well said, Dad.
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What I mean is,
on some level,
I think I can relate.
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Part of my job is fighting
an uncontrollable element.
Fire.
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All we can do is be prepared,
think on our feet,
and ride the wave.
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Not a wave of fire,
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because those
don't actually exist.
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Well, actually,
last summer, I...
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I'd quit
while you're ahead, Milo.
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪