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CAVENDISH: Why the bureau
would ever decide
to put us in this
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dingy strip mall
is beyond me.
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Have they even issued
last month's check?
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I haven't seen one.
Just keep an eye out
for the landlord.
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Hey! Rent!
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You two owe me rent.
Get back here!
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Hey, I see you two.
Hey, rent!
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(DOOR KNOCK)
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I didn't fight the five wars
to take this from you two.
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I better see rent
by Tuesday.
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BOTH: Yes, Mr. Phillips.
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That guy really scares me.
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Well, I guess
we better check in.
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(MONITOR BEEPING)
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WOMAN: (VIA MONITOR)
Your upper level
management representative
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will be right with you.
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Your time is not terribly
important to us.
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Ugh, it's Cooperdink
and Hampshire.
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It's Cavendish
and Dakota, sir.
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Sure it is.
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Is it winter there?
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No, not today.
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But I went back six months
to see a movie I missed.
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Ooh, which one?
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None of your business,
part two...
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The shut-upening.
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Your mission
is the pistachio farm.
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Drive support stakes
into the ground
near each plant.
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There's a map
and some stakes
in your locker.
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Gretchen!
The map and stakes.
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Just a sec.
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You were supposed
to do it yesterday.
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I am doing it yesterday.
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(THUDDING)
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What about this
Milo Murphy, sir?
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Have you found out
what agency
he's working for?
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There is no other agency.
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I told you,
he's just a middle-schooler.
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Yes, but he's thwarted
our pistachio mission,
repeatedly.
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He's definitely working
for someone.
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Unless, you have
some evidence,
stick to your mission!
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Hmm, evidence.
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Now, if you will
excuse me,
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I have to go back
to 20 seconds ago.
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(IMITATES REWIND)
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Ugh, it's Cooperdink
and Hampshire. (LAUGHS)
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That never ceases
to be amusing, sir.
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(MONITOR BEEPS)
I'm Hampshire, right?
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'Cause that
hat and goggles
definitely say Cooperdink.
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The important thing is
that we now have
permission to collect
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evidence on Milo Murphy.
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Is that what you got
from that?
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Yes, that's what
I got from it.
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I must have been
in a different meeting.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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"Niagara Falls"
is the theme?
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Well, the place looks great.
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Thanks, Milo.
Amanda, headed up
the decoration committee.
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And the refreshment committee,
and the entertainment
committee,
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and the committee to supervise
all committees.
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Now, you get to have fun.
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I've got someone
covering that for me.
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AMANDA: Thanks, Lydia.
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You're having so much fun!
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When I see that everything
is going smoothly,
I will have fun.
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If I waited for things
to go smoothly
to have fun, I'd be...
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Milo, please try
to keep your distance
from the decorations,
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food, stage, ice sculptures,
and, um, basically, anything
that could fall to pieces.
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(FEEDBACK)
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You mean like,
you'll be doing
in three, two...
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(SCREAMS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I just happened
to have some
punch bowl sealant.
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Thanks, but just keep back
from everything.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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(VOCALIZING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
(HUMMING)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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(BOY SCREAMING)
Whoa!
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Hey, hey!
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So you think this kid's
doing some undercover
agent stuff
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at a middle-school dance?
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Is that your theory?
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What better cover is there?
No one, but an idiot
would suspect it.
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I didn't say it.
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And plus, we're carrying
around wooden stakes
at a party,
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and not the kind of party
where wooden stakes
would be appropriate.
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And what sort of party
would that be?
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If we were at one,
I'm assuming
we would know.
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Ooh, devilled eggs.
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Amanda, wanna come dance
with us?
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AMANDA: Can't.
Now the sculpture's
under the heating vent.
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I'll help.
I've got liquid nitrogen.
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Of course, you do.
And, no, thank you.
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Ow!
You had a wart.
Let's dance!
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(FEEDBACK)
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Uh, oops, sorry, guys.
I blew an amp.
It will just be a second.
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Perhaps, we should ask
someone about this Murphy.
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Why don't we ask Murphy
about Murphy?
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'Cause that's just
what he would be expecting.
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That's what anybody
would be expecting.
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Are you guys
teachers or parents?
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Parents.
Teachers.
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Parents.
Teachers.
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We're teachers' parents.
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Gregory Teacher.
He's in the sixth grade.
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Smooth.
Thank you.
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Maybe we should put these
to the coat check,
what do you think?
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(GASPS)
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Mmm.
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What a peculiar child.
Yeah, he's a weirdo.
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Are you sure
you've got it?
We can handle it.
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Now, where is Milo?
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Hot chocolate waterfall.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Vampire Hunters!
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Look, they brought
wooden stakes.
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"Wooden stakes"?
Yeah, look.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Wait, someone
got in the way,
I couldn't see.
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(SIGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Wooden stakes.
I didn't think
it was that kinda party.
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I'm serious!
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Why would vampire hunters
be here,
ladling punch?
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What if it's not punch?
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What if it's blood?
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You're right!
It is blood.
Really?
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No!
Hi, kids.
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I'd like to check
my poncho.
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Poncho?
It's not raining.
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Well, I couldn't tell
when I left the house.
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My place gets so little
natural light,
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it's like a dark box
that I sleep in.
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This is what I was afraid of.
They're after Mr. Draco.
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If he's really a vampire,
those wooden stakes
will kill him.
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But if he's not a vampire,
those wooden stakes
will kill him.
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We could tell Principal Milder
that vampire hunters have...
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Never mind.
I'm hearing it
as I'm saying it.
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If they want Draco,
they'll have
to go through us.
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He maybe a vampire,
which I still maintain
he's not,
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but he's our vampire,
which I still maintain
he's not.
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Oof!
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You might not want to...
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(CROWD GASPING)
AMANDA: No!
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...use a 10-watt power-strip
for a 50-watt line.
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
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On the bright side,
you don't have to see
the wreckage.
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Milo is that you?
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I can't see through the haze
of my own demise.
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Yep. I'm going to look
for the fuse box.
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No, no, no.
You'll just make it worse.
(VOICE BREAKING)
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(SIGHS) Never mind.
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I guess everything can
go wrong already has.
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(DISHES CLATTERING)
I stand corrected.
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♪ I'm not despairing
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♪ But maybe
we can start repairing
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♪ With a little tender
love and caring
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♪ That would really
hit the spot
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♪ 'Cause you know
I'm not pretending
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♪ And I'm not
in need of mending
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♪ If I'm not broken
then I'm bending
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♪ And I'm feeling brittle
and need a little TLC
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♪ Just need a little TLC
♪ I need a little TLC
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♪ Just need a little TLC
♪ Just a little TLC
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♪ I'm feeling brittle
and I need a little TLC ♪
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There he is...
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He's up to something.
Let's go.
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(THUDS)
(BEEPING)
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Hey, you drop something.
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My temporal transporter.
I hope I didn't send anything
back in time.
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That would be disastrous.
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And lights!
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(ALL CHEER)
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Oh, my. Wow.
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It's all been fixed.
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And it looks so much better.
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, we have learned
some very important
information about him.
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Yeah, he can operate
a fuse box.
Big whoop.
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(CHATTER)
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Who did this
and how?
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I don't know,
but whoever it was
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lost their loafer.
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I've got to find out
whose shoe this is
and thank him.
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Anybody have eyes
on the vampire hunters?
Over there.
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Hold your ranks, everybody,
here they come.
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Pardon me,
we're headed this way.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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We know what you're up to.
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Really?
'Cause I barely know.
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And we're not
letting you get to him.
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The one you seek
has powers unimaginable.
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Continue this pursuit
and perish.
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Ah! A-ha!
I knew it.
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Powers unimaginable.
Did you hear that,
Dakota? Did you hear?
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Yes, I heard it.
I heard it.
Yes! Vindicated.
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Fine, can we go now?
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Door's that way.
Thanks.
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Ah! There's Mr. Draco.
I can't watch.
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Excuse me.
Uh, no, excuse me.
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Chad, get off of me.
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Did you see those guys?
Weird outfits, huh?
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Now, who's got my cape?
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Hey, where'd the band go?
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Hey, guys, I have an idea.
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♪ Come on baby
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♪ Sometimes it looks like
there is no solution
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♪ You wish you had
a stronger constitution ♪
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Amanda, come dance!
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Can't. I have to find out
whose shoe this is.
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Whoever it is,
fixed all of this.
He's my hero.
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Well, that's obvious.
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♪ Do what you're gonna do
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♪ There's gotta be something
that will get you through
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Milo?
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♪ But don't you let it
break you too, oh, yeah ♪
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Oh, there's my shoe.
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Thanks.
No, thank you, Milo.
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Wanna dance?
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I'd love to,
but I'm playing accordion
right now.
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Maybe later?
Oh, all right.
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Yeah, sure.
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♪ Come on baby
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♪ Just roll with it
♪ Just roll with it
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Take five.
I'm having fun
for me now.
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♪ You gotta know to let you go
in case you roll with it ♪
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Ugh, so, you did not
complete the mission
you were assigned
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and instead you went
to a middle-school dance.
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That's not precisely
what I said...
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But it's basically
what we did.
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(SIGHS) Ignoring
for the moment,
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this direct violation
of your orders,
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do you have anything
of note to report?
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Yeah, get a load of this.
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There's this one teacher
at the school
who looks exactly...
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Tell me if I'm right.
Like a "vampire".
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Right. Yes.
He does.
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I may have
a picture in my...
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Do you want to
explain where these kids
came from?
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Uh, are we still getting
paid for this gig?
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪
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♪ We're all livin' in it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Oh, thanks, everybody
That is so motivational
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Whoa
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♪ I'm not sitting here
watching the world turn
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♪ You know I'd rather spin it
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♪ Go, Milo
Go, Milo, go
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♪ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ♪