1 00:00:00,366 --> 00:00:02,496 (BIRD CAWING) 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:07,166 Here we are. 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:09,443 Okay, kids, remember, 4 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:10,712 we're just a phone call away 5 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:11,940 at the Outlet Mall. 6 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:14,005 We only have to pay half price when it breaks. 7 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,283 Thanks, Milo's mom and dad. 8 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:16,611 Thanks, guys, have a good time. So long. 9 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,118 Oh, didn't realize we still had her. 10 00:00:20,119 --> 00:00:23,989 Bye, Sara, be sure to look up from your phone once in a while. 11 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,790 Ah, the great outdoors. 12 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,462 The sky is blue, the fields are wide open... 13 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,391 The bargains are close by. 14 00:00:30,396 --> 00:00:31,856 BRIGETTE: You kids have fun. 15 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,725 It's just so peaceful. 16 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,073 (WHISTLES) 17 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,868 Welcome to the Nowhere Desert Dude Ranch. 18 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:41,140 Where you will experience... (AIRPLANE ENGINES ROARING) 19 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:48,575 The serenity of the wild frontier. 20 00:00:50,516 --> 00:00:52,046 Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! 21 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:55,151 I think this is the undiscovered shooting location 22 00:00:55,154 --> 00:00:58,324 of episode 576 of Dr. Zone. 23 00:00:58,324 --> 00:00:59,594 See. 24 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:04,564 Definitely a similar beaut shaped beaut. 25 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,404 Am I pronouncing that correctly? 26 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,229 I can't wait to see what my fellow Dr. Zone fans have to say about this. 27 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:12,595 Ah, Dr. Zone fan. 28 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,235 You're gonna wanna check out that corral over there. 29 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:18,011 Awesome! Oh, I gotta document this. 30 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,281 I'll find you later. 31 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,183 Use helmets. Got 'em. 32 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,579 Oh, I mean on the horses. 33 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,915 Do they even make helmets for... Got 'em. 34 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,591 COWBOY: Those are our three best horses. 35 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:33,189 Princess, Buttercup and Psycho. 36 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,900 (NIEGHING) Whoa, boy! 37 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:40,727 Any chance of us getting a calmer horse? 38 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:43,403 Well, Psycho there is usually our calmest horse. 39 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:45,303 That's why we named him Psycho, for the irony. 40 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:47,865 We crack ourselves up. 41 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,574 Not that I don't enjoy danger, which I don't, 42 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:52,736 but, do they have other stuff to do here? 43 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:56,905 Like other stuff that we might not necessarily get injured doing. 44 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,746 Archery, white water rafting... No, no... 45 00:01:58,751 --> 00:01:59,921 ...zip lining, cattle roping... No, no... 46 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,919 ...straws making... Oh, that sounds fun. 47 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:04,592 On an open bonfire. 48 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:07,260 Okay... Maybe there's a hayride? 49 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,790 It goes around the open bonfire. 50 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,725 All right, horseback riding, it is. 51 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:12,961 I'm ready! 52 00:02:15,601 --> 00:02:17,131 (NEIGHING) Whoa, boy! What's that up ahead? 53 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:25,614 You know, every time a masked bandit comes furiously charging towards me 54 00:02:25,611 --> 00:02:28,511 I'd like to take a deep... Whoa! (NEIGHS) 55 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,749 Whoa, whoa! Whoa! 56 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,016 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 57 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:36,321 Look out! Stop, stop, stop. 58 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,657 (SCREAMING) 59 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:42,861 (YELLS) 60 00:02:42,861 --> 00:02:43,761 It's a good thing I had the lacrosse stick. 61 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,033 What is a masked bandit even doing on a dude ranch? 62 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,336 Well, he can't get away with that at the Outlet Mall. 63 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,705 (NEIGHING) 64 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:59,006 (HEART BEATING RAPIDLY) 65 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:02,052 Hey, I'm Jackie. I pull that with all our guests. 66 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,548 Did I get your hearts racing? 67 00:03:03,549 --> 00:03:05,119 Yes, indeed. Sure did. 68 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,318 (CHUCKLES) A little. 69 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,889 That's how I like it. 70 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:10,517 After all, I am the great-great-great-great- granddaughter 71 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,663 of Calamity Jane. 72 00:03:12,658 --> 00:03:14,528 Really? I am the great-great-great- great-grandson 73 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,657 of the original Murphy. 74 00:03:15,661 --> 00:03:18,401 Of Murphy's Law. Never heard of it. 75 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:19,658 Really? Yeah. 76 00:03:19,665 --> 00:03:21,495 I make a point of not knowing any laws. 77 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,031 Well, it just means that, anything that can go wrong, 78 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,336 will go wrong. 79 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,897 Around me. Awesome. 80 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:28,836 Do you guys want my version of the tour? 81 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:30,881 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 82 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,377 The two of us together? 83 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,578 Yeah, we already hit our danger quota, right, Zack? 84 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,746 I wasn't saying that. Why would I say that? 85 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:44,094 I love danger. Danger is in my blood. 86 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:47,190 It's my fuel. Danger is my middle name. 87 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,763 Well, it's Milo's middle name. 88 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,261 But it could be my middle name, I could change it. 89 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:52,531 (CHUCKLING) 90 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,002 I'm afraid we've lost him. 91 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:00,004 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 92 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:03,006 I think this is the exact pasture they used. (CAMERA CLICKS) 93 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,579 Oh, that is the exact hay! 94 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,948 Oh, those are the exact cows. 95 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,247 (SARA MOOING) (COWS MOOING) 96 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:13,049 Yep, yep, Hey, I know you guys. Say, "Cheese." 97 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,592 Or, maybe that's rude to say to a cow. 98 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,717 BOY: Yeah, they look like the same cows. 99 00:04:16,722 --> 00:04:18,892 We saw your post, we came right away. 100 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:22,031 Of course, as the official moderators of the Dr. Zone fan site, 101 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,558 we will have to verify the authenticity before we post anything. 102 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,404 Hey, guys! Wait, I thought... 103 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,869 I thought we were dressing up. 104 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:34,367 So, what school do you go to? What grade are you in? 105 00:04:34,373 --> 00:04:36,043 I've gone to a lot of different schools, so... 106 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,412 Well, I was being home schooled, but I got kicked out. 107 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,881 Rattle snake? Oh, sure. 108 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,880 Don't suck on it. There's still venom in those fangs. 109 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,653 Oh, good thing you said something... (IMITATES MUNCHING) 110 00:04:46,652 --> 00:04:49,292 I don't know if we should go up here. 111 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:52,258 Why not? Because all these signs say don't go up here. 112 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,618 Rock slide possible. 113 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,556 Well, Zack doesn't seem worried. 114 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,790 And he's the cautious one. 115 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,556 Oh, don't worry about the signs. 116 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,164 They just say possible. 117 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,966 How often does the worst thing that can happen, actually happen? 118 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:03,699 Yeah, we'll be fine. 119 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,283 (ALL SCREAMING) 120 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,651 ZACK: Oh, no! 121 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,247 Out on the branch. 122 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,521 (SCREAMING) 123 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,864 (EXCLAIMS) I can't believe the rock slide actually happened. 124 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:30,360 My beaut believes it. What a rush! 125 00:05:33,799 --> 00:05:35,499 So, back to camp for s'mores? 126 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,501 No, we got more adventuring to do. 127 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,604 Yeah, more that. 128 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:42,136 Scorpion pop? You can suck on this one. 129 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,341 Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 130 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:46,540 (EXCLAIMING) 131 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,608 I was hoping the cliff was the finale. 132 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,846 You can't keep danger away but why seek it out? 133 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:56,622 Oh, I remember when Zack used to say stuff like that. 134 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:57,692 Yeah, way back this morning. 135 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:03,756 Hey, boy band, a little more wrist if you wanna rope that dummy. 136 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:07,296 Way to go, danger zone. 137 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,530 I work with rope a lot. 138 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,235 MELISSA: Uh, Milo, that's no dummy. 139 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,968 Now, this is a rodeo. 140 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,574 Everyone split up. (ROARS) 141 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,608 Whoa! 142 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,277 (SNARLS) 143 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,656 (SCOFFS) That was a close call. 144 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,565 Although, I'm sure he's harmless. 145 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,697 Nope, he's a killer. 146 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,542 But I assumed the shackles would hold him. 147 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,837 Well, you know what they say about assuming. 148 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,039 Makes a bull's lunch out of you and me. 149 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:52,011 Next activity! Yeah! I can't wait. 150 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:55,311 Looks like one dummy got roped for the whole afternoon. 151 00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:57,651 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 152 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:03,692 Now, me in front of it. 153 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:04,589 Now, me in front of it. 154 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,520 Now, me in front of it. 155 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,732 Are you sure? I mean this could be any wall. 156 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,732 Josh, why can't you accept it? This is the actual wall. 157 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,795 Remember what the wall was like, there at the background, out of focus. 158 00:07:17,803 --> 00:07:20,673 The wall. 159 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,935 Here's some of that serenity we were talking about. 160 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,284 I thought you'd like it. 161 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,509 That is so thoughtful of you. 162 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,747 Are those storm clouds gonna be a problem? 163 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,293 Maybe we shouldn't tempt fate. 164 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,818 Well, you know what they say. 165 00:07:36,822 --> 00:07:38,722 Tempting fate is like a rainbow. 166 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:41,594 It's too beautiful, knocks you upside down like a leprechaun. 167 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,164 No one has ever said that. 168 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:46,132 (THUNDER RUMBLING) Let's try to get to shore before... 169 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,172 It starts raining. (SCOFFS) No big. 170 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:51,667 Deal breaker! (SCREAMS) 171 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,741 Steering wheel, piggy bank... Look out, sharp boulder. 172 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:58,240 Whoo-hoo. Hey, this is a blast! 173 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,744 No, this is not a blast! 174 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:02,676 Everyone, stay close. 175 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:03,712 Jackie, the waterfall. 176 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,751 Whoa! Whoa! 177 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,189 Help! 178 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,660 (SHATTERS) 179 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,155 Hold on, I've got you... 180 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,768 (SCREAMING) 181 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:27,709 Thanks, Milo. Yeah, thanks. 182 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:29,537 Cool, time for target practice. 183 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,182 Last one there is the target. 184 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,708 Yeah, so... 185 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,714 That girl's crazy, right? 186 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,616 Welcome back. Thank goodness. 187 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:42,647 I guess I just wasn't seeing Jackie as she really is. 188 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:43,945 Well, to be fair, 189 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:46,286 when she was first charging at us, with a bandit mask on, 190 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,562 she seemed, uh, less insane. 191 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,691 Nah, she was always crazy. 192 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:57,029 And though, some of you may have doubted me, 193 00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,666 Josh, my instincts never let me down. 194 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,973 I knew this was the very dirt where they shot Dr. Zone. 195 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,906 Shot him? No, sir. 196 00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:08,811 Dr. Zone's our favorite old race horse. 197 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,084 We'd never shoot him. 198 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,152 Though he is getting long in the tooth. 199 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,721 (NEIGHS WEAKLY) 200 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,919 What? The horse? 201 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,820 Oh, but he said Dr. Zone, I just assumed... 202 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:21,023 Wait, I thought this was the dirt, you mean, this is just dirt? 203 00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:23,826 Thanks for wasting our time, Sara. 204 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:27,869 Wait, wait! A racehorse named Dr. Zone. 205 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,767 That's worth noting, right? (GROANS) 206 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,600 Photo-op. 207 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:35,843 (SIGHS) 208 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,776 Well, that was a delightful day. 209 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,746 Loaner clothes, after disaster ruined yours? 210 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,919 Yep. Stuff you broke and had to buy? 211 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,848 Yep. Thankfully at half price. 212 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,894 Bye, boy band. Bye, cool ranch. Stay safe. 213 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,760 Not likely. 214 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:58,933 Sara! (GASPS) 215 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:02,631 Why do I keep forgetting about her? 216 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:06,765 Well, I guess the shooting location of episode 576, 217 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,942 remains an unsolved mystery. 218 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,771 Oh, no, they filmed that episode here. 219 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,876 Why do you think we named this horse Dr. Zone? 220 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,048 What? 221 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,947 ♪ Oh yeah I knew it I was right 222 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,722 ♪ I so knew it I was right 223 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,620 ♪ I knew it Oh, hey, oh, yeah, I knew it 224 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:24,692 ♪ I knew it I was right ♪ 225 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,060 ♪ We're all livin' in it 226 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,933 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 227 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,672 ♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational 228 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,698 ♪ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go 229 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:42,767 ♪ Whoa 230 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,505 ♪ Whoa 231 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,140 ♪ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn 232 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:49,245 ♪ You know I'd rather spin it 233 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,150 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪