1 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,482 What's that all about? 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,680 Oh! You're new here. 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,381 I've got a bit of a reputation. 4 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,692 So, what are you? A tough guy? 5 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,187 Oh, I don't think anyone's ever called me tough. 6 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,860 I'm Milo. I'm Zack. 7 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:27,128 BOY: No, Zack. (SOFTLY) No, no, no, no. 8 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,728 So what exactly is this reputation? 9 00:00:29,731 --> 00:00:32,831 Well, people have used the "J" word, but you know what they say, 10 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:35,134 "Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs 11 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,996 "so always wear body armor." (ARMOR THUDDING) 12 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:40,374 Hi, Milo. Hi, Melissa. 13 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:43,875 I'm just gonna stand back here. Good call. 14 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,578 So, Milo, how was your weekend? 15 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:47,580 Eventful. Yeah, I'll bet. 16 00:00:47,582 --> 00:00:49,852 I got a new scar. Wanna see? Sure. 17 00:00:49,851 --> 00:00:52,051 Okay. (CAMERA CLICKS) 18 00:00:52,854 --> 00:00:54,594 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 19 00:00:54,589 --> 00:00:57,889 Oh, cool. That's a good one. I know, right? 20 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,532 All right, seriously, dude, what's going on here? What do you mean? 21 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:04,728 I mean, what is all of this? And what is the "J" word? 22 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,032 (SOFTLY) Well, I don't like to say it out loud. 23 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,004 (CRASHING) 24 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,365 Ah, it's one of those heavy-duty bungees they use 25 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,714 to tie stuff down in construction sites. 26 00:01:16,711 --> 00:01:17,841 Hey, where did you get the... (RUMBLING) 27 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:24,352 (SCREAMING) 28 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,954 I bet my pudding pack we don't see them again today. 29 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,386 I'll take that action. 30 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:33,031 Really? Yeah, are you kidding? Milo's tough. 31 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,527 As a matter of fact, I'll see your pudding pack 32 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:36,930 and raise you a snickerdoodle. 33 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,761 Or are you just all talk? 34 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,896 (CHUCKLES) She just called you out! Whoa. 35 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:44,603 (SCREAMS) Wait, why aren't you screaming? 36 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,535 I find it doesn't help. Just hurts the larynx. 37 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,942 Hand me that bungee and you better hang on to my backpack. 38 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,514 Wait. (SCREAMS) 39 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,878 ZACK: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 40 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,883 That bungee was definitely defective. 41 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,645 (BARKING) 42 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:03,794 No, Diogee, go home. Silly dog. 43 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,791 He's not supposed to be in the street. (SCREAMS) 44 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:07,894 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 45 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,895 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 46 00:02:13,668 --> 00:02:15,968 You might want to slide over this way a little. 47 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,040 (BOTH GRUNT) 48 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,883 The "J" word wouldn't happen to be "jinx", would it? 49 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,846 ♪ Look at that sun Look at that sky 50 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:36,485 ♪ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly 51 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,861 ♪ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree 52 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:41,190 ♪ It's about as beautiful as it can be 53 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,859 ♪ Whoa 54 00:02:43,865 --> 00:02:46,825 ♪ Today is gonna be exceptional 55 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,874 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 56 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:51,770 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it 57 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:56,882 ♪ Whoa, whoa 58 00:02:56,878 --> 00:02:58,838 ♪ Never boring even for a minute 59 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,606 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪ 60 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,381 (DIOGEE BARKS) 61 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:09,021 So, Melissa, what's up with your boy? 62 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,523 I can almost taste that snickerdoodle now. 63 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:14,026 Oh, yeah? You wanna make it more interesting? 64 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,828 What are you guys talking about? 65 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:19,030 Melissa's betting that Milo's gonna make it to school and on time. 66 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,573 I'm in. What's happened so far? 67 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,068 Concrete drainage pipe chased him down a hill. 68 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,340 I got some vegan cheese sticks 69 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,808 that says we don't see them till after lunch. 70 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,067 I got gummy licorice. 71 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,205 All right, all right. Let me get my notepad. 72 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,911 No, no, no, no! Wait, wait! 73 00:03:31,913 --> 00:03:33,883 (GROANS) Oh, man. 74 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,511 I'm gonna miss my first day at a new school. 75 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,476 My parents are gonna flip out. 76 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,315 Don't worry. My dad always says, 77 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,050 "What doesn't kill you only makes you late for school." 78 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,986 So I don't think we're gonna miss the whole day. 79 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:46,191 (BARKING) 80 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,933 No, Diogee, run home. I'm going to school. 81 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:52,000 Plus, if we catch the bus at the next stop, we may not even be late. 82 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:56,899 I've got the bus route marked on my GP... S. 83 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,044 It must have gotten wet when we fell in the mud. 84 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,840 But fear not, I've got a backup right here. 85 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,912 Paper map! Old school. 86 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:07,381 (SCREECHING) Huh. Oh, don't worry. I remember the way. 87 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,011 This has happened before. 88 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:12,946 This has happened before? This exact thing? 89 00:04:12,954 --> 00:04:14,254 We'll beat them to the next stop. 90 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,015 We just have to go through the rock quarry. 91 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,563 Rock quarry, sure. 92 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,958 What could possibly go wrong? 93 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:22,461 Sorry, boys. There's been a little oil spill, as you can see. 94 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,563 It's been quite a mess, so nobody's getting through today. 95 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:25,925 I think we can still make it across. 96 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,903 I brought galoshes. I didn't. 97 00:04:27,902 --> 00:04:31,442 I've got an extra pair and they're hazmat rated for a level 4 biohazard. 98 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,969 I don't think... Here's a certificate from the EPA. 99 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:35,565 What are you a nine, nine and a half? 100 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:38,576 Well, it's notarized so I suppose if you... (BIRD CHIRPING) 101 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,149 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 102 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:42,775 (SCREECHING) 103 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,029 Maybe we should go through the woods. 104 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,128 ALL: Whoa! 105 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:02,234 Look, they're safe! They're cutting through Coyote Woods. 106 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:05,166 Coyote Woods? What exactly is your definition of safe? 107 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,472 Go, Milo! 108 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,974 So do you even know where we are? 109 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,975 Oh, yeah. The fire's dried out my phone. 110 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,307 We are right in the middle of Coyote Woods. 111 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,753 Wait, Coyote Woods? (WHIMPERS) 112 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:17,079 I've got a thing about coyotes. 113 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,154 They're like big dogs that are dangerous to pet. 114 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,023 Oh, don't worry. There's no coyotes here. 115 00:05:21,022 --> 00:05:23,192 There aren't? No. 116 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,660 Actually, the woods were named after actor Peter Coyote. 117 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:28,690 Really? Yeah. He donated all this land to the city 118 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:32,126 as a wolf preserve. (WOLF HOWLING) 119 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,673 You get how that's not better, right? 120 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:37,499 (SCREAMING) 121 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,705 Don't worry. Wolves love peanut butter. 122 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,007 (GROWLING) 123 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,012 (SCREAMS) 124 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:48,010 (BARKING) 125 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,279 Follow me. 126 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:51,854 (ALL BARKING) 127 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:55,824 You know, wolves barely ever attack humans. 128 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:58,063 Is that true? Oh, yeah. 129 00:05:58,059 --> 00:06:01,029 Bees are responsible for many more fatalities than wolves every year. 130 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,628 (BEES BUZZING) 131 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,125 Hey! We're out of the woods. 132 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,573 What do you mean? We're outside the fence. Just jump. 133 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,883 (HIVE THUDS) 134 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,708 Wow! That was incredibly lucky. 135 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:22,484 The way the day's been going, I was pretty sure it was gonna... 136 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,122 (HOWLING) (BEES BUZZING) 137 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,385 (GRUNTS) 138 00:06:34,028 --> 00:06:35,258 (WOLF HOWLING) 139 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,769 (ZACK SCREAMS) 140 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:46,769 Are you guys seeing this? 141 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,114 Yeah, why is that wolf wearing a turban? 142 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:51,440 Double or nothing. Who's in? 143 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:54,875 How many fatalities are blamed on wolves and bees together? 144 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,882 Well, we would be the first. 145 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,184 Whoa! 146 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:03,457 (WOLF HOWLING IN DISTANCE) 147 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:06,387 Here you go. These will help us navigate in the dark. 148 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:08,263 Dude, if and when we get out of here, 149 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,932 I'm gonna have to go my own way. 150 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,530 No offense. I just can't handle all of this. 151 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,173 All of what? (CHITTERING) 152 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:20,141 This cyclone of calamity that follows you everywhere you go. 153 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:21,471 How do you live like this? 154 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,475 How do you live like that? What do you mean? 155 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:26,277 I mean, you wanna live like those other kids? 156 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,620 They took a bus to school today. A bus! 157 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,277 Does that seem like more fun to you? 158 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:36,117 Hmm, all right. Where to next? 159 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,163 Well, there's a loose grate up over here to the left. I've been here before. 160 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,860 Of course you have. 161 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,167 All right, I guess we turn the water back on. 162 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,400 You know, we're missing one of those heavy-duty bungees 163 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:52,835 that we tie stuff down with? 164 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,710 And also a section of one of that concrete drainage pipe. 165 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,313 Huh? (GRUNTS) 166 00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:22,532 (ZACK YELLING) 167 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,036 Hey, Milo, is that a new scar? 168 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,012 Yeah, thanks for noticing. 169 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,110 Okay, Chelsea's in for a pack of chips. 170 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,813 Sid's up to two pudding packs. 171 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,475 I like that confidence, Sid, but you're going down. 172 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,624 Mort's down for cheese sticks and an apple, 173 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,490 and Bradley is the big spender 174 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,288 with a whole vacuum-sealed lunch pack, 175 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,360 which I can cover, but I'll have to bring it tomorrow. 176 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,789 (GASPS) Look! 177 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,464 There they are! Oh, man. They're gonna beat us to school. 178 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,104 Never mind, there they go. 179 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:55,968 Anyone wanna up the ante? 180 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,168 I wish we had a way to steer this thing to shore. 181 00:09:00,174 --> 00:09:03,284 We don't need to. Look! The Maple Street bridge! 182 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,208 Here, I'll give you a boost. 183 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,253 (GROWLS) 184 00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:11,881 (SCREAMS) (DIOGEE BARKS) 185 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,393 (SIGHS) 186 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,221 (BARKS) Excellent, Diogee. 187 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:23,596 Good boy. Here you go, but I do need you to go home, okay? 188 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,572 Go home. 189 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,668 He's not supposed to be in the river. 190 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,842 (GASPS) 191 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,483 (SCREAMS) (TIRES SCREECHING) 192 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:40,349 (CREAKING) 193 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,607 You know, I don't know if it's the adrenaline talking, 194 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,576 but I'm starting to feel like we can handle anything that comes our way. 195 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,303 Well, maybe not anything. 196 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:07,914 Ninety seconds to the bell. There is no way he's making it. 197 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:11,078 (SCOFFS) If you're so sure, it's not too late to sweeten the pot. 198 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:15,278 Done. Three jawbreakers and some vitamin C tablets. 199 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,382 What? It's cold and flu season. 200 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,994 (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 201 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,917 (WHIRRING) 202 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,162 You know, they are from out of town. 203 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:28,458 Maybe they don't even realize they're inconveniencing us. 204 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:33,472 Uh, guys? Guys? Um, I realize you've come a long way, 205 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,397 but we really need to get to school. 206 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,709 Well, Melissa, start passing out the loot. 207 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,406 (BELL RINGING) 208 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,484 Phew! Made it all in one piece. 209 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,453 Of course the wolves got my lunch. 210 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,952 Mine got crushed at the bus stop. Guess we're going hungry. 211 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:57,464 Don't worry, I got you two covered. 212 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,658 GIRL: Here you go. BOY: Here you go. 213 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:02,029 Ooh, look! A vitamin C tablet. 214 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,859 What? It's cold and flu season. 215 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,404 ♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪