1 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:10,010 There's this old folk tale I think would make for a good story. 2 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,707 It's called "The Devil's Holiday." 3 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:15,580 And in it the devil visits a small town 4 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,323 [scoffs] in order to collect lost souls 5 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:22,805 and sow the seeds of destruction and despair. 6 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,633 Yeah, here it is. 7 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,680 Now, there are many different 8 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,682 versions of this folk tale, but in the one I'm imagining, 9 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,684 the name of the town is Rivervale, 10 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:37,341 and the devil that visits it can take any number of guises. 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,693 [music playing over speakers] 12 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,349 No, no, you keep that 13 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:47,221 and pay me next time, Jim. 14 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:48,222 Thank you, Pop. 15 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:49,397 God bless you. 16 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,357 You have the biggest heart I know, Grandpa. 17 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,098 Well, I don't know about that. 18 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,143 [chuckles] 19 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,840 [chuckles] 20 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,102 [electricity crackling] 21 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,979 [screams] 22 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,155 [groans sharply] 23 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,289 [china shatters] 24 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:15,075 Grandpa. Oh, my God. Grandpa! 25 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,601 [clock ticking] 26 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:25,215 Reggie, what are you doing? 27 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:27,304 Can't sleep. 28 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:31,091 Are you nervous about the casino opening? 29 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,876 Must be, yeah. 30 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,921 Don't worry. 31 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:40,317 This is gonna be the biggest thing to happen to Rivervale since maple syrup. 32 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,407 I love you. 33 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:46,541 I love you, Veronica. 34 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,111 I love you, too, Reggie. 35 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,426 [phone ringing] 36 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,474 Hello. 37 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,215 [man on phone] We got him, Betty. 38 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:09,781 Go on. Got who? 39 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,175 [Glen on phone] TBK. The Trash Bag Killer. 40 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,048 Where... where... where is he? 41 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:18,790 Being transported to Rivervale as we're speaking. 42 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,141 I need to get you two in the same room. 43 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,273 Hold on. What? Why? Why me? 44 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:25,101 I need a confession out of him. 45 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,537 And he says you're the only one he'll speak to. 46 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,235 You, and you alone. 47 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,411 Are you up for this? 48 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:35,981 Yeah. Yes, I'm in. 49 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:39,507 Our call with the Gaming Control Board got moved till 2:00. 50 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,205 So you'll have to take lead at the staff meeting. 51 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:45,904 No problem, Ronnie, but we need to hear this. 52 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:49,647 Rivervale's new casino, aptly named Babylonium, 53 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:52,172 is nothing short of an abomination. 54 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:56,611 If this house of sin is allowed to open as planned, 55 00:02:56,654 --> 00:03:00,441 our fair town will be damned and doomed. 56 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,662 You think she's going to be a problem? 57 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:10,102 Oh, spare me the spin, Veronica. Casinos breed evil-doing. 58 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:15,020 First come the gamblers, then the harlots, and then the whore mongers. 59 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:20,591 Alice, we're running this casino like a corporation, which it is. 60 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,593 It's completely legitimate. 61 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:25,030 None of what we do here is legit. 62 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:27,555 This place was built for one reason alone, 63 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,514 to separate the players and their money. 64 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,821 Every table, wheel, and slot machine 65 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:35,040 has been calibrated to maximize profits. 66 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:38,783 Truly, we're following every rule and regulation to the letter. 67 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:44,354 [Reggie] Tipped roulette wheels, phony dice, magnetized slot machines. 68 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,877 We put limits on drinks. 69 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:47,923 [Reggie] Ply them with booze all night long. 70 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:50,708 And, of course, Gaming Control Board agents 71 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,971 will be checking our receipts every month. 72 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:56,627 When delivering the chips to the counting room, scoop one third off the top, 73 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:58,542 that's our weekly skim money. 74 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,719 What we use to pay the politicians, 75 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:05,897 banks and union leaders to look the other way. 76 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:09,640 Here's an idea. Why don't you come to our soft opening tonight? 77 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,208 Check out the place, see what we're really about. 78 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:17,257 I think you'll find we're not quite the house of the devil you're imagining. 79 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:19,781 Hmm. 80 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,349 [EKG machine beeping] 81 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:28,964 Good evening, Ms. Tate. 82 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,272 It's a pleasure to finally meet you. 83 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,843 I'm sorry, but who are you? 84 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,541 I go by many names. 85 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,369 Today it's Mr. Cypher. 86 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:47,287 But since I'm such an old family friend, you can call me Lou. 87 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,291 I'm here for your grandfather's soul. 88 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,772 His... soul? [chuckles] 89 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,296 So what, that would make you... 90 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:58,994 [gasps] 91 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,822 Prince of Darkness. Yes. 92 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:05,696 My grandfather would never sell his soul to you. 93 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:11,136 True. Terrence Tate wouldn't. 94 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:17,447 However, his father, your great-grandfather, was less principled. 95 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:22,365 He sold his eternal soul to ensure the success of your family diner. 96 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:26,630 Okay, but what does that have to do with my grandfather? 97 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,415 When Terrence learned what his father had done, 98 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,809 he couldn't bear the thought of dear old Dad spending eternity 99 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:34,072 in the fiery pits of hell, so... 100 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:40,252 So he offered his soul to save his father's. 101 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:45,954 Yes. Which leads us... to you. 102 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:49,000 You want my soul in exchange for Pop's? 103 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,353 Not at all. Just the diner. 104 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:57,313 And then your sweet grandfather will be free of his obligation to me. 105 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,575 The diner. 106 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,795 That's it? 107 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:01,926 That's it. 108 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:08,106 Think it over, Ms. Tate, and let me know. 109 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,847 But don't take too long. 110 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,850 Your grandfather's heart is liable to give out at any minute. 111 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,748 Hey, you. 112 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:42,402 Hi. 113 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,448 How's Pop? 114 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:49,539 [sighing] He's stable, at least. 115 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,106 How are you? Are you okay? 116 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,588 Unsettled. 117 00:06:54,631 --> 00:07:00,463 [sighs] This stranger showed up at the hospital with a claim on Pop's soul. 118 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,858 Does this mean he's... 119 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,687 So it would appear. 120 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:12,257 But he's willing to release Pop's soul in exchange for the diner. 121 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,564 What does the devil want with the Chock'lit Shoppe? 122 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,131 I have no idea. 123 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,569 Mind if I ask him? 124 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:20,831 Maybe some other questions. 125 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,661 By all means. 126 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:27,490 Now, remember, this isn't our official opening, 127 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,449 but we still need to be on point. 128 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,581 Any questions? 129 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:35,150 Good. It's go time, then. 130 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:36,194 [indistinct chatter] 131 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,507 Let's go place them bets. 132 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,769 Right this way. 133 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:50,644 Hello. Hi, welcome. This way. 134 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:54,038 Alice, welcome to Wonderland. You look divine. 135 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:56,693 -Cute. -Let's get you a drink and over to the blackjack table. 136 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:59,696 Oh, I'm not here to drink or gamble, Veronica. 137 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,481 I'm here to sniff out evil. 138 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:05,093 In that case, how about we seat you close to the stage 139 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,182 and get you a cranberry spritzer? 140 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,010 You'll want a prime seat for the floorshow. 141 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:30,205 I'm sorry. I don't mean to intrude, but are you Kevin Keller? 142 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:32,512 In the flesh. 143 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,165 Ah, I thought it was you. 144 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,472 I caught a performance of yours in New York 145 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,429 a few years back. 146 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,519 You were terrific. 147 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,172 You should be on Broadway. 148 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:42,043 Or Vegas. 149 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:45,307 Yeah. Fat chance. 150 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,091 I don't even have an agent. 151 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:48,179 That's absurd. 152 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,836 What if I say that I could make that happen for you? 153 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:57,754 Fame, money, being a star. 154 00:08:57,798 --> 00:09:02,150 Why don't I give you a taste? Then we can discuss the finer details. 155 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,153 [music playing] 156 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,720 [crowd cheering] 157 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:12,552 ♪ It's not unusual To be loved by anyone ♪ 158 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:19,123 ♪ It's not unusual To have fun with anyone ♪ 159 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:24,302 ♪ But when I see you Hanging about with anyone ♪ 160 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:28,655 ♪ It's not unusual To see me cry ♪ 161 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:29,960 ♪ I want to die... 162 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,919 Okay, I just confirmed your schedule. 163 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,486 You are going to be finishing your engagement here at the Babylonium. 164 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,967 Then you're off to New York for your six-week run 165 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,709 of the Boy from Oz opposite Hugh Jackman. 166 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:42,059 I'm sorry, Fangs. What are you doing? 167 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:46,237 Very funny, Kev. I'm Finn, your manager and your boyfriend. 168 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,457 Typically, I tell you your schedule 169 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:52,635 and then we go have amazing sex in the Babylonium Champagne Suite. Remember? 170 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:56,639 Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course I do. Right. 171 00:09:57,814 --> 00:10:00,512 ♪ Love will never do 172 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:03,254 ♪ What you want it to 173 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:07,650 ♪ Why can't this crazy love Be mine? ♪ 174 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,174 ♪ Oh, oh 175 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:12,612 Hey, superstar. How's it all feeling? 176 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:16,877 If this is what what my life would look like from now on, I am all in. 177 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,009 Read it over if you like, but essentially it's-- 178 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,359 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're... we're... We're all good. 179 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,625 [chuckles] 180 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,062 I'll catch you later. 181 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,019 Cool. 182 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:40,248 ♪ Whoa, whoa! 183 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,643 [audience cheering] 184 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,216 [man] You win again. Well played. 185 00:10:56,264 --> 00:11:01,443 Blackjack, table 13. First base. He's won the last 20 hands. 186 00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:02,792 Oh, hell, no. 187 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,098 Where's Reggie? 188 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,322 Hi, friend. 189 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:15,979 You might not be aware, but tonight Babylonium is by invitation only. 190 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,938 Hi, Ms. Lodge. 191 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,201 Yes, I know. I'm an investor. 192 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,638 [chuckles] No. 193 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,466 I know all of our investors. 194 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:28,035 Louis Cypher. I made my investment with your partner, Reggie. 195 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,211 Where is he, I wonder. 196 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,865 It doesn't matter. 197 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:35,259 You're dealing with me now, and I'm shutting this table down. 198 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,134 That's no problem. 199 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:43,050 There's plenty more for me to do in town. 200 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,054 I'll get my due here at midnight on Saturday. 201 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,491 And what's your due? 202 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,101 Oh, not much. 203 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,234 A soul. 204 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,850 Ah, I see. 205 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:05,986 Louis Cypher. Lucifer. Cute. 206 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:09,729 Now, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Quietly. 207 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,818 Always. 208 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,256 But I'll be back on Saturday. 209 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:21,871 Reggie, there was a shark bleeding us dry tonight. 210 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,438 Who was he? 211 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,700 You tell me. 212 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,007 He claimed to be an investor. 213 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,271 As well as the devil... 214 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,449 looking to claim a soul. 215 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:40,585 Ronnie, that guy is the devil. 216 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:46,069 What? When we were looking for investors, I got an incoming call from him. 217 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,897 He said he could provide us with the rest of 218 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,945 the money we needed in exchange for... a soul. 219 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,600 My soul. 220 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:59,082 And he's here to collect it this Saturday night at midnight. 221 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,605 You've got to help me. 222 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:04,871 If anyone can outwit the devil, Ronnie, it's you. 223 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:09,527 Well, you're right about that. 224 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,877 [inhales deeply] 225 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:15,882 Okay. [sighs] I'm gonna think of something. 226 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:21,191 But in the meantime, do you have his number by any chance? 227 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:27,328 I'm happy to see you again, Betty. It's being too long. 228 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,505 But don't you want to see my real face? 229 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,943 This is your real face. 230 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:38,252 But if you mean your human face, that will come soon enough. 231 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:41,864 -My boss wants a confession from you. -Hmm. 232 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:46,913 He wants you to admit to all of the atrocious things in here. 233 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,176 That's what your boss wants. 234 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,569 But what do you want, Betty? 235 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,791 I don't give a damn about a confession. 236 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,880 I know you did these things. 237 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,928 I just want to know... does evil, 238 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:07,890 absolute evil... exist? 239 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,111 And are you it? 240 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,027 Ask your real question, Betty, 241 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:17,508 and then I will confess my sins. 242 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:21,164 I don't have to play these mind games with you. 243 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,557 [takes deep breath] 244 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,169 No one cares that you're here. [chuckles] 245 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:30,913 So you can sit in your filth for all I care. 246 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,915 And I'll just come back tomorrow. 247 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:41,924 Yes, Betty, absolute evil exists. 248 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,014 And yes, there's a part of you 249 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:51,499 that is absolutely 100% evil. 250 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:57,418 You're caked in it. It's what draws us to each other. 251 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,076 [breathing heavily] 252 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,695 You've got to get this guy out of Rivervale, Glen. 253 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,741 I'm not getting any information out of him. 254 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:21,572 Uh, he's toying with me, and I just won't be his plaything again. 255 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,662 Betty, what in God's name are you talking about? 256 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:25,750 Who's toying with you? 257 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,752 TBK, Glen. 258 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:32,322 Or is there another serial killer in custody that you want me to interview? 259 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:37,588 Betty, the Trash Bag Killer is not in custody. 260 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,634 Hey, are you okay? Do...[sighs] 261 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,636 Do I need to come up to Rivervale and check on you? 262 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,247 I'll call you back, Glen. 263 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,731 [EKG machine beeping] 264 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,563 Grandpa, you're awake. 265 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,609 Did you see him? 266 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,612 Yes. 267 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,224 But I'm making a new deal with him. 268 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,488 Your soul in exchange for the diner. 269 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:13,494 You... can't sell the diner, Tabitha. 270 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,976 Grandpa, it's bricks and plaster. 271 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,979 It's so much more than that, honey. 272 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:26,289 Over the years, it's become a refuge for the lost and persecuted. 273 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,944 That's why the devil wants it. 274 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:36,691 Pops is the soul of Rivervale, which he wants to destroy, 275 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:40,434 and that's why you cannot let him have it. 276 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,660 Mr. Cypher. 277 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:53,229 Hi, Veronica Lodge calling with a counter proposal. 278 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:57,451 There's an old friend of mine who I've invited to Babylonium tonight, 279 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,496 and I suspect you'll find his soul 280 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,325 much more deserving of damnation than Reggie's. 281 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,458 [Mr. Cypher] Color me intrigued, Ms. Lodge. 282 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,025 I'll see you tonight. 283 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:09,550 [sighs] 284 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,250 Are you surprised that I called you here, Mr. Cypher? 285 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,123 Nothing surprises me these days, Mr. Jones. 286 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,127 I've been looking for something to inspire my writing, 287 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,826 to get my creative juices flowing. 288 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,958 And I figured an interview with the devil would do just that, 289 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:30,049 but I'm... I'm... I'm not gonna sell my soul for it. 290 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,354 Okay? 291 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,573 I see. 292 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:37,186 Well, huh, I'll grant you this exclusive 293 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,407 if you agree to one of these terms. 294 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,063 We do the interview, you publish it, 295 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:48,763 you receive all the fame and notoriety we all yearn for. 296 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,200 But afterwards, 297 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,854 you'll never be able to write again. 298 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,944 Or? 299 00:17:55,987 --> 00:18:01,776 Or I'll give you this raw, mind-blowing tell-all, 300 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:05,127 but everything I say remains between us. 301 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,607 You can't publish a word. 302 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,261 In fact, you may never publish anything again, 303 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,307 but you'll find your creative juices 304 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,440 flowing like Niagara Falls. 305 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,574 I agree to your terms. 306 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,402 I only ask that you allow me to choose my option 307 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,795 after we conclude the interview. 308 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,232 That seems fair. 309 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,415 Please start at the beginning. 310 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,164 He's here, Ronnie. 311 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,296 [sighs] 312 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:50,607 Nick St. Clair. All grown up, but still a sleazeball. 313 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,306 We'll just let him get nice and liquored up first. 314 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,705 And there you have it, the story of my life 315 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:06,449 and all the universe's mysteries revealed. 316 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,845 So, what'll it be? 317 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:16,285 Publish and never write again, or file it away forever 318 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:22,248 and happily scribble away in obscurity for the rest of your days? 319 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:26,861 Option one. I need to publish this interview. 320 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:30,169 And receive all the fame and glory that will come from it. 321 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,215 [whispers] Fabulous. 322 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,087 Darling Nicky, you made it. 323 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,915 Of course. 324 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,656 You know I could never turn down an invitation from you, Ronnie. 325 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,965 Even though I am happily married. 326 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:50,711 Remember, Senator, what happens in Babylonium... stays in Babylonium. 327 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,062 So, catch me up, Nicky. 328 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,542 It's been years. 329 00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:00,199 I'm assuming you're still a very naughty boy. 330 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,723 [chuckles] I plead the Fifth. 331 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,855 Come on, Nicky. 332 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,249 -Don't get shy on me. -[glasses clink] 333 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,730 What can I say? 334 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:14,387 Details are a turn-on for me. 335 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:18,913 The more specific you are, the more hot and bothered I get. 336 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:25,876 Well, in that case, I haven't paid taxes in years. 337 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,270 And I drink and drive two to three times a week. 338 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,359 Any hit-and-runs? 339 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,535 Three. 340 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,233 -All covered up. -What about harassment? 341 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,105 Oh, I've lost count of how many NDAs my lawyers have arranged 342 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,629 for my staff and interns. 343 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:40,674 Affairs? 344 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,373 You mean, besides the one I'm about to start with you? 345 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:48,986 Cutting to the chase, would you say that you deserve the hot burning fires of hell? 346 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,032 As long as you're holding the pitchfork. 347 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687 Would you sell your soul to the devil for me? 348 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,299 Whatever it takes. 349 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:58,996 [chuckles] 350 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,042 Is that good enough? 351 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:03,697 Is what good enough? 352 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,135 [Mr. Cypher] Yes. 353 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,571 In this instance, 354 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,617 that qualifies as a verbal binding agreement. 355 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,837 [Nick screaming] 356 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,448 Goodbye, Senator. 357 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,453 I'm glad our deal worked out, Mr. Cypher. 358 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:24,761 Indeed. I will not touch a hair on Reginald's head. 359 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,633 But you and I are still on for tomorrow, of course. 360 00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,289 What do you mean? 361 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,334 Our business is done. 362 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,641 Reginald's soul was never on the table, 363 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,425 it was your soul that I was promised. 364 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:38,906 Mine? 365 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,212 How is that possible? 366 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,998 Hmm. You might want to ask your partner that question. 367 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,838 Publish... 368 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,494 or perish? 369 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:12,026 [keyboard clicks] 370 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,855 [chimes] 371 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,122 [Betty] New question. 372 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,950 Who are you? 373 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,518 Because you're sure as hell not TBK. 374 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:28,695 I'm the devil, Betty. 375 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:33,569 Okay. So if evil exists, 376 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,355 -and you're the devil... -[softly] Mmm. 377 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,531 hell is a real place then? 378 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,447 Oh, yes. 379 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,840 Well, tell me, is my dad there? 380 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,059 He is. 381 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,063 So, if I asked you to prove to me 382 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:51,370 that what you're saying is true... 383 00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:56,026 could I speak to my father? 384 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:06,254 [gasps in Hal 's voice] Betty? 385 00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,343 -Betty, what's happening? -Dad. 386 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,258 Betty, where am I? 387 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:11,868 You have to get me out of here. 388 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,783 Betty, it hurts. It hurts so bad! 389 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,873 If it's really you, Dad, I need you to focus, okay? 390 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:22,183 Where would you always take me after my Little League games? 391 00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:23,489 You... you... 392 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:26,100 you mean Chaz E. Cheddar's on Route 18? 393 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,151 [Veronica] Reggie! 394 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:35,805 Oh, crap. 395 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:38,765 [Veronica sighs] 396 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,506 I want the truth, Reginald. 397 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,116 -Now. -Okay. 398 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:45,467 I offered my soul to Mr. Cypher and he didn't want it. 399 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,904 He said it was a miserable, paltry thing. 400 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:48,992 It is. 401 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:51,168 So, then you offered mine instead? 402 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:52,561 He asked for it. 403 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,171 He said yours would be the real prize. 404 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:57,261 Oh, my God. So you sold me down the River Styx? 405 00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,917 How did this happen? I didn't even sign a contract. 406 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:05,313 You know those, uh, weekly invoices you sign? 407 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,793 I slipped a contract 408 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:09,665 in one of those stacks 409 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:13,800 and gave you Mr. Cypher's pen to use. 410 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,236 -[shrieks] -[Reggie gasps] 411 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,935 Ronnie, I'm sorry. Forgive me. 412 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:21,634 I only agreed to it because I knew you'd figure a way out. 413 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,158 Get out 414 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:25,768 of my sight. 415 00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,204 You've done enough. 416 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:32,209 Out! Now! 417 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,174 [electricity crackling] 418 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,009 Mr. Cypher. 419 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:51,185 -[bell tolls] -Ms. Lodge. 420 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:52,491 So, listen. 421 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:56,625 I might be open to a renegotiation. 422 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:59,715 A soul in exchange for yours. 423 00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:03,023 But not another of those Nick St. Clair types. 424 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:05,721 What about that 425 00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:08,507 holy roller that's trying to shut you down? 426 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,552 Alice? 427 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,598 You get me her signature 428 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,514 using my pen, 429 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:16,819 and I'll release your soul. 430 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:21,955 Otherwise, you and I have a date at midnight. 431 00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:26,612 [cell phone ringing] 432 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,836 Hello? 433 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,925 [reporter] Is this Forsythe Pendleton Jones III? 434 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,753 Yeah. 435 00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,276 [chuckling] Hi. David Fenwick with The Associated Press. 436 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,017 We read your interview with the devil. 437 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,106 It's incredible. We'd love to pick it up. 438 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,674 The entire world needs to read what you wrote. 439 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,633 So, after the AP picked up my story, 440 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:50,113 my phone wouldn't stop ringing. 441 00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:52,420 -[phone ringing] -Hang on, let me call you back. 442 00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:53,856 I even got a call from... 443 00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:58,034 -Samm? -Kid, your article's amazing. 444 00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:00,384 I never should have dropped you as a client. I apologize. 445 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:03,866 But will you please let me be your agent again? 446 00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:05,520 Before you answer, hear me out. 447 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,609 I've been in touch with the Pulitzer people. 448 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,393 Now, because I'm me, I gotta ask. 449 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,570 What are you writing next? 450 00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:18,577 Oh. Mr. Hubbard. 451 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,361 Hi. 452 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:21,667 What can I get you? 453 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,277 I don't have any money. But I thought, 454 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,106 in exchange for a bowl of soup, I could wash some dishes. 455 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:30,240 You do not need to wash any dishes. 456 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:31,894 Just have a seat. 457 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:34,331 I will bring you a bowl of soup. 458 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,942 Bless you. Thank you 459 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,511 That was very kind of you. 460 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:41,904 Oh, well, 461 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:44,907 that's just what we do here at Pop's. [chuckles] 462 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,648 Yes. 463 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:49,129 Even when facing the direst of circumstances, 464 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,914 you show compassion and kindness. 465 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,700 Such a virtue should be rewarded, don't you think? 466 00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:58,225 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 467 00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:02,708 I'm a great admirer of your grandfather and all his good deeds. 468 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:06,320 Forgive me. I don't quite understand. 469 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:09,845 You might say I'm one of the good guys. 470 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:12,369 [heavenly music plays] 471 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,284 My name is Rafael. 472 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:16,460 And my boss 473 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,289 likes what you and your family are doing here. 474 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,553 And He wants to make sure you're prepared for a battle that's coming. 475 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:25,165 One in which your diner will play an important role. 476 00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:29,343 -He wanted you to have this. -[heavenly music plays] 477 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:34,696 [knock on door] 478 00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:38,047 Alice. 479 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,833 Thank you for coming in on such short notice. 480 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:42,312 I know how busy you are. 481 00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:44,227 I am. 482 00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:46,403 But you said you had an offer for me. 483 00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:47,753 I do. 484 00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,711 I want to donate 485 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:54,324 a percentage of Babylonium's weekly earnings to the town of Rivervale. 486 00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,371 To be allocated at your discretion. 487 00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:00,374 My discretion? 488 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:04,160 I want you to be my point-person on this, discreetly. 489 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:07,947 And I have a direct deposit here ready to sign, 490 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:11,951 if this sounds at all amenable to you. 491 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,998 As a matter of fact, it does. 492 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:22,439 You know, I knew you weren't all bad, Veronica. 493 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:30,665 Alice, stop! 494 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,145 What? What's wrong? 495 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:34,408 What's wrong... 496 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:36,889 is that... 497 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,108 you're a pain in the ass. 498 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,370 [scoffs] 499 00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:42,764 But you don't deserve to burn in hell. 500 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:45,462 -[scoffs] -I've changed my mind. 501 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:48,378 Leave. 502 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:51,860 if you thought that I was a thorn in your side before, 503 00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:54,123 get ready for what's coming next. 504 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,528 It was... 505 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:13,186 a dark and stormy night. 506 00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:19,801 [exhales] 507 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,195 Who knew the devil would be so literal? 508 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,414 [TBK] Back for more, Betty? 509 00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:30,899 -If you're the devil... -Mmm. 510 00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:34,598 and you've come to me, it's because you want something from me. 511 00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:35,904 So what is it? 512 00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,906 Your loyalty. 513 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,169 There is a war brewing, Betty. 514 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,955 The one between good and evil. 515 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:45,087 Pledge your allegiance to me 516 00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:48,830 and I'll release your father from endless suffering. 517 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,876 Why do you need me? 518 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:53,356 Because it is foretold. 519 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,621 "I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet-colored beast, 520 00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:02,148 full of blasphemy, and that woman was Babylon the Great, 521 00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:05,847 mother of all destruction and abomination." 522 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:09,198 You are that woman, Betty. 523 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,418 Really? 524 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:14,987 I'm the whore of Babylon from the Book of Revelation? 525 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,469 [whispers] I don't think so. 526 00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:24,518 And as for my father's suffering, 527 00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:26,650 I don't care about it. 528 00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:29,044 What if I told you 529 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,177 Polly's in hell, too? 530 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:32,918 [stutters] 531 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:34,484 Uh... 532 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,313 I wouldn't believe you 533 00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,098 because Polly doesn't deserve to be there. 534 00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:40,969 Doesn't she though? 535 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:46,496 [in Polly's voice] Betty. 536 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:49,499 Betty, make it stop! It burns, Betty! 537 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,545 It burns so, so much! 538 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:52,981 My skin! My skin... 539 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:54,200 Betty, it's coming off. 540 00:30:54,243 --> 00:30:55,984 -Everything hurts so much. -Stop it. 541 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:59,509 -Stop it! Stop it! Stop torturing her! -[Polly screaming] 542 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:00,554 Stop it! 543 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:02,251 [TBK laughing] 544 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,479 [Betty sighs] 545 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:13,959 -[Polly continues screaming] -[TBK continues laughing] 546 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:23,620 [grunting] 547 00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:30,062 [screams] 548 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,206 And let me guess. 549 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:48,167 The face of evil is mine, right? 550 00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:02,616 Glen? 551 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:07,099 [Mr. Cypher] Yes, it's Glen. 552 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,016 And when I called him using your voice, 553 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,365 saying I needed him... 554 00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:17,457 well, he couldn't come any faster. 555 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,634 He must've really cared about you. 556 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:28,207 [Reggie] Hey, Ronnie, sorry to bother you. 557 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:31,427 I know you've got a lot on your plate... 558 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:36,084 but the weekly skim guys are here to collect their cut. 559 00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:38,043 Um... 560 00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:39,609 do you want me to handle it? 561 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:41,568 Actually, no. 562 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:44,875 Let them in. 563 00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:46,486 I want to thank them personally. 564 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,096 For what? 565 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,446 For giving me... 566 00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:53,232 a hope in hell. 567 00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:55,147 Oh, and tell Kevin to take the night off. 568 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,497 I'll be delivering our eleven o'clock number. 569 00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:00,630 My swansong. 570 00:33:00,674 --> 00:33:02,981 Ending right at the stroke of midnight. 571 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:13,469 You called me, Mr. Jones. I came. 572 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:14,818 What seems to be the problem? 573 00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:16,646 I don't want it. 574 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,866 I don't want it. I don't want the Pulitzer. 575 00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,868 I... I don't want the fame. I don't want the fortune. Please, take it back. 576 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,697 Please, take it back. I need to be able to write again. 577 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:25,220 Of course. 578 00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:26,743 I understand. 579 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,659 And I could do that. 580 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,184 But it would cost you. 581 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:34,360 My soul, right? 582 00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:38,277 Take it. 583 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,061 Take it. 584 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:46,024 I'm nothing if I'm not a writer. 585 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:05,913 ♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪ 586 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:10,483 ♪ I won't give up on my life 587 00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:12,354 ♪ I'm a warrior queen 588 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:15,705 ♪ Live passionately tonight 589 00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:16,750 [crowd cheering] 590 00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:20,928 ♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪ 591 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:25,237 ♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪ 592 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,543 ♪ I'm not gonna cry anymore 593 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:32,113 ♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪ 594 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:36,074 ♪ Leave nothing on these Streets to explore ♪ 595 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:39,381 ♪ M-m-m-marry, m-m-m-marry 596 00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:42,558 ♪ M-m-m-marry the night 597 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:47,128 ♪ Oh, m-m-marry, m-m-m-marry 598 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:50,088 ♪ M-m-m-marry the night 599 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,264 [door opens] 600 00:34:55,658 --> 00:35:00,228 I was so pleased to hear that you'd accepted my offer, Tabitha. 601 00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:04,058 And how nice to see you on the mend, Terrence. 602 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,190 I wanted him here. 603 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,495 Well... 604 00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:09,107 we all need to sign anyway. 605 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,546 But before we do, 606 00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:16,418 I want to make sure that this contract is iron-clad. 607 00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:17,724 And that after we sign, 608 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:20,683 my grandfather's soul is free and clear 609 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:22,946 forever. 610 00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,514 Cross my heart and hope to die. 611 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,429 Terrence, 612 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:28,865 will you get us started? 613 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:40,225 What will you do with Pop's now? 614 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,357 The bulldozers will be here in the morning. 615 00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:46,535 If this is Pop's last night, 616 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:49,712 then I want a milkshake to remember it by. 617 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,758 Delightful idea. 618 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:52,933 Make enough for three. 619 00:35:52,976 --> 00:35:56,154 ♪ Come and run 620 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:57,633 [whooping] 621 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:06,512 ♪ Turn the car round and run 622 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,866 To eternal darkness. 623 00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,009 How does it taste? 624 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:28,882 Now that you mention it, the flavor is a little... 625 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:30,797 off. 626 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,102 [Tabitha] Oh. Well, yeah. 627 00:36:32,146 --> 00:36:35,149 That would be the secret ingredient I added. 628 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,672 What secret ingredient? 629 00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:39,936 Tears that the Virgin Mary shed at the Crucifixion. 630 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:46,508 [continues vomiting] 631 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:52,993 Where did you get that? 632 00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,864 My guardian angel. 633 00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:56,953 And since we have consumed the tears as well, 634 00:36:56,997 --> 00:37:00,348 we are now protected by their holy properties. 635 00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:01,349 But our deal... 636 00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:05,353 Oh, yes. About that... 637 00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:07,225 [Mr. Cypher grunting] 638 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,712 From this moment on, Pop's is consecrated. 639 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:20,412 Protected from you and any other force of evil. 640 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:23,241 Now, why don't you get the hell out of our town? 641 00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:30,987 ♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪ 642 00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:33,860 ♪ I'm gonna burn a hole In the road ♪ 643 00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:38,299 ♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪ 644 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:42,216 ♪ Leave nothing on these Streets to explore ♪ 645 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,828 ♪ M-m-m-marry, m-m-m-marry 646 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,614 ♪ M-m-m-marry the night 647 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:53,271 ♪ Oh, m-m-marry, m-m-m-marry 648 00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:56,056 ♪ M-m-m-marry the night 649 00:37:58,058 --> 00:37:59,581 [all cheering] 650 00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:27,957 [creaking] 651 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,002 [cell phone ringing] 652 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:40,753 Hello? 653 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,189 [woman] Hello, Agent Cooper? 654 00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:44,365 This is Foster from Agent Scot's office. 655 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,367 Have you heard from Glen recently? 656 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:49,979 His wife reported him missing, and no one can get a hold of him. 657 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:52,155 [Betty] No, I haven't heard from him. 658 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:53,896 But I'll give you a call if I do. 659 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:56,421 Hope he's okay. 660 00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:10,565 [Veronica] Reggiekins. 661 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:15,875 Veronica? 662 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:16,963 You're still here? 663 00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:21,228 But it's after midnight. 664 00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,709 -What happened? -Well... 665 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:28,148 after I finished my number, to wild applause, might I add, 666 00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:33,675 I went to the cash room to meet with Mr. Cypher. And... 667 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,416 we brokered a better deal. 668 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,463 That's amazing. What kind of deal? 669 00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,379 Let's just say 670 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:45,426 the devil will be joining our little skim at the casino. 671 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,255 Only instead of collecting cash, 672 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,126 I'll be his expediter, 673 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,782 supplying him with one lost soul from our floor each week 674 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:56,002 for the rest of my natural life. 675 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:59,048 You're a genius, Ronnie. You did it. 676 00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:01,747 You beat the devil. 677 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,879 Did you expect anything less? 678 00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:06,752 [loud knocking] 679 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,409 You should get that, Reggie. 680 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,976 I think it's for you. 681 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,110 Who is it? 682 00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:18,764 You know who it is. 683 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,550 His weekly skim begins tonight. 684 00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:23,682 Or actually... 685 00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:26,554 Sunday morning. 686 00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:31,472 -But-- -You shouldn't have double-crossed me, Reggie. 687 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:34,867 And you should have been more careful about what pen you use 688 00:40:34,910 --> 00:40:36,912 when signing for liquor deliveries. 689 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:41,613 As you did earlier today. 690 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,093 No. 691 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,139 [loud knocking] 692 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,445 Go on, Reggie. 693 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,622 Be a man about it. 694 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:53,755 Or he'll drag you out kicking and screaming 695 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,540 like a little bitch. 696 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,633 [door opens] 697 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,200 [Reggie screams] 698 00:41:11,904 --> 00:41:16,648 For people like Veronica Lodge, this is their lot in life. 699 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:22,828 Living bet to bet, skim to skim, scam to scam. 700 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,657 Always chasing that next best deal. 701 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:34,492 And so what if it costs a few hundred 702 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:37,538 or a thousand souls along the way? 703 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:40,759 Because if Rivervale really is going to be 704 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:44,153 the final battleground between good and evil... 705 00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:47,069 is anybody's soul safe?