1
00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,965
I'm not gonna
lie to you.

2
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,591
What awaits us
out there

3
00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,010
is like nothing
we've ever
faced before,

4
00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,845
but we will
not be afraid.

5
00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,724
Do you know why?

6
00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,100
[Bulldogs] 'Cause
we're Bulldogs!

7
00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:20,020
And Bulldogs
never give up.

8
00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,940
Men, your mission
is to penetrate

9
00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,316
the enemy's defenses,

10
00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,068
retrieve your
fallen brother

11
00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,112
and return
safely to base.

12
00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,239
-Are we clear?
-[Bulldogs]
Sir, yes, sir!

13
00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,657
[Bulldog] Let's do this!

14
00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,286
[Bulldogs shouting
and cheering]

15
00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:39,039
-[indistinct shouting]
-[distant gunshots
and explosions]

16
00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,000
[Bulldog] Twenty-two!

17
00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,253
[grunts]

18
00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,885
[whistle blows]

19
00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:55,764
Reggie!

20
00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,690
-[grunts]
-[high-pitched ring]

21
00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,985
[groans]

22
00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,321
[cheerleaders]
Let's go, Bulldogs,
let's go!

23
00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,947
[cheerleader 1]
One more time!

24
00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,241
[cheerleaders]
Let's go, Bulldogs,
let's go!

25
00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,577
[cheerleader 1]
I say "bull"
you say "dogs."

26
00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,370
-Bull!
-[cheerleaders] Dogs!

27
00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,081
-Bull!
-Dogs!

28
00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,874
[cheerleader 1]
I say "bull"
you say "dogs".

29
00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,417
[grunts]

30
00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,627
-[cheerleader 1] Bull!
-[cheerleaders] Dogs!

31
00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:29,464
[distant explosions]

32
00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,549
[rapid gunfire]

33
00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:43,436
I need
a little help.

34
00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:47,190
[winces]

35
00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,819
Come on!

36
00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,028
Archie!

37
00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,626
[gunshot]

38
00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,711
[panting]

39
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,218
[General Taylor] Rise
and shine, Sergeant.

40
00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,223
At ease, Andrews.

41
00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,558
You ready to
go home, son?

42
00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:24,978
Home?

43
00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,274
No, sir. No.

44
00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,817
-I'm ready to get
back in the fight.
-Sergeant,

45
00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,735
you've given
seven years
to the army.

46
00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,654
Seven good years.

47
00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,240
Every man in
your unit will
attest to that.

48
00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,117
They're alive
because of you.

49
00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,618
Not all of
them, sir.

50
00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,580
[sighs]

51
00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,498
I've done
some digging.

52
00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,542
Turns out
the RROTC program

53
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at your old
high school
has been inactive.

54
00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,838
I can't think
of anyone
more qualified

55
00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,089
to bring it
back to life.

56
00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,257
With all due
respect, sir,

57
00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,717
I didn't join
the army...

58
00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,051
to be a desk jockey.

59
00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,887
This is not a
request, Sergeant.

60
00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,973
It's an order.

61
00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,183
Sign your papers.

62
00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,435
And by the by,

63
00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:07,103
Corporal Jackson
just transferred in.

64
00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,691
[Archie]
"In the late summer
of that year,

65
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we lived in a house
in a village

66
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that looked across
the river and the plain
to the mountains.

67
00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:28,082
In the bed
of the river,

68
00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,668
there were pebbles
and boulders...

69
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dry and white
in the sun,

70
00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,341
and the water
was clear and
swiftly moving

71
00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,593
and blue in
the channels."

72
00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,262
[Jackson] Look who
cleans up respectable.

73
00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,847
[laughs]
Give me a break.

74
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How you feeling,
brother?

75
00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,899
Actually, they got me
on so many pain meds,

76
00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:53,900
I'm good.

77
00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,110
You?

78
00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,987
-Going somewhere?
-Yeah, home.

79
00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:00,490
Riverdale.

80
00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:02,825
Taylor wants me
running the RROTC,

81
00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:03,910
working enlistment.

82
00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,411
Dude, that's
messed up.

83
00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:09,958
Look, Jackson.

84
00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:14,921
I just want
to tell you
how sorry I am.

85
00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,340
I really wish it was
me in that bed
instead of you.

86
00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,549
I do, too.

87
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,762
[both laugh]

88
00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,475
Sarge...

89
00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,395
the only reason
I'm still breathing
is 'cause of you.

90
00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,068
Riverdale, huh?

91
00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:40,154
It sounds nice.

92
00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,244
This is my address.

93
00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,830
When you get
out of here,
look me up.

94
00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:49,998
Thanks, Sarge.

95
00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,499
Will do.

96
00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,130
[door bell jingles]

97
00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,715
[rock 'n' roll music playing]

98
00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:47,513
Something wrong,
soldier boy?

99
00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,267
Uh, no, no,
everything's fine.

100
00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,977
Well, if you're hungry,
grab a stool.
Coffee's fresh.

101
00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,608
Or if you want
something
a little stronger,

102
00:05:58,649 --> 00:05:59,650
you can always
head downstairs.

103
00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:07,992
[upbeat rock music playing]

104
00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,827
[indistinct chattering]

105
00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,583
♪ In her eyes ♪

106
00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,669
♪ The distant firelight ♪

107
00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,171
♪ Burns bright ♪

108
00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,633
♪ Wondering why ♪

109
00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:27,553
♪ It's only after dark ♪

110
00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:35,311
♪ I find myself in a room ♪

111
00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:39,857
♪ Feel the fever of my doom ♪

112
00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:44,237
♪ Falling, falling
Through the floor ♪

113
00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:48,408
♪ I'm knocking on
The devil's door ♪

114
00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:55,540
♪ Burning, burning
In the flame ♪

115
00:06:55,581 --> 00:07:00,211
♪ Now you know
My secret name ♪

116
00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:04,632
♪ You can tear
My temple down ♪

117
00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:09,470
♪ But I'll be back
And rule again ♪

118
00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,640
♪ After dark ♪

119
00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:17,019
♪ After dark ♪

120
00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:20,606
♪ After dark ♪

121
00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,035
[audience cheering]

122
00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,376
Damn, Toni,
it's good to see you.

123
00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,919
Yeah, you, too.

124
00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,546
You're all
grown up.

125
00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:44,839
Well, I don't know
about that.

126
00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:46,757
But you,

127
00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,259
-you're, uh...
-Pregnant.

128
00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,677
Yeah, I am.

129
00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,596
Still a bad ass, though.

130
00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:52,972
Who's the dad?
Can I ask?

131
00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,140
You can,

132
00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,683
but I'm not gonna
answer you.

133
00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,977
It's...
It's a secret.

134
00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,729
Just for now.

135
00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:00,897
But I'm glad to see
you're back
in one piece.

136
00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,648
Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm good.

137
00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,318
So, who owns
this place now?

138
00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:06,611
Me and the Serpents.

139
00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,988
We, uh, all put
our cash together

140
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:09,947
and bought it
from Hiram Lodge.

141
00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,658
A girl's got
to be creative

142
00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,910
to survive
in Riverdale
these days.

143
00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,625
Toni, the bus ride
into town...

144
00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:23,961
I can't explain it.
It...

145
00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,089
Everything felt,

146
00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,799
-feels...
-Different?

147
00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,134
-Weird?
-Yeah.

148
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,761
I mean,
to be honest,

149
00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,346
it doesn't even
feel like Riverdale
anymore.

150
00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,764
Yeah, well, a lot
has changed
in the world

151
00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:36,724
since we graduated
high school, Archie.

152
00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:37,725
Yeah, no kidding.

153
00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:41,145
I mean, for starters,
where's Pop Tate?

154
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,939
Well, haven't
you heard?

155
00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,398
I thought that's
why you came
back to town.

156
00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:46,817
No, I was
reassigned here.

157
00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,655
Toni, what happened
to Pop Tate?

158
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,414
[panting]

159
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,480
How are
the nightmares,
Betty?

160
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,148
Are they still
keeping you up
at night?

161
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,817
No, I haven't
had one in weeks.

162
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,944
Good.

163
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,904
I'm more than ready
to get back to work.

164
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,489
You are working,
I thought.

165
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,408
I've been assigned
to cold cases,

166
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,076
which means
I'm filing all day.

167
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,453
Betty, you suffered
severe trauma.

168
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,290
You were
and still are
only a trainee.

169
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,959
I caught serial killers

170
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,961
in high school, Dr. Starling.

171
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,421
Not like The Trash
Bag Killer.

172
00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:51,924
You'd be surprised.

173
00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:56,095
I found something, Glen,
a connection.

174
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,847
There was a set
of multiple murders

175
00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,932
in Odessa, Texas
that just stopped

176
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,183
without the killer
getting caught.

177
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,643
-No explanation.
-Mm-hmm.

178
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,729
Two months later, in Fargo
in North Dakota,

179
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,981
there's a similar
string of killings.

180
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,190
The victim
profiles match

181
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,859
as well as the methods used,

182
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,485
and again, the killings just

183
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:12,445
stopped for no reason.

184
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,113
Let me guess,

185
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,656
you're thinking we have
a migrating serial killer.

186
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,617
Yes, Glen, I have a hunch.

187
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,744
Betty, stop.

188
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,662
You're supposed to be
logging in cold cases,

189
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,914
not sewing
the crazy quilt
out of them.

190
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,291
And the last
time you followed
a hunch...

191
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,585
Yeah, The Trash
Bag Killer.

192
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,670
I get it.
I messed up big time.

193
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,840
But how am I supposed to
make up for it

194
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,051
if I'm locked
in a basement?

195
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:36,552
How am I
supposed to
redeem myself?

196
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,931
Listen, it's late.

197
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,558
How about
we call it a day?

198
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,768
I can pick up some
pizza and beer.

199
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,769
We could meet
at my place.

200
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,564
I can't tonight.
I have plans.

201
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,733
Oh... Do you?

202
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,443
I'm meeting
friends for Thai.

203
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,989
[narrator on TV]
Watch as the hunters
take off

204
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,450
chasing down
their prey.

205
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:04,372
The gazelle,
while badly wounded,
tries to run.

206
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,333
But after a long
and meticulous set-up,

207
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,043
the hunters
show no fear

208
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,795
as they chase down...

209
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,467
[gasps]

210
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,933
[sighs]

211
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,394
...with their sharp
teeth and claws...

212
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:36,904
[screaming]

213
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,840
[cat whining]

214
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,267
Where are you, kitty?

215
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,314
[wind howling]

216
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:18,654
[latch clicks]

217
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,948
[cat whines]

218
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,472
[cat licking]

219
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,981
[chainsaw whirring]

220
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,024
-[yelling]
-[screams]

221
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,154
[cat meows]

222
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,113
[sighs]

223
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,080
[Dr. Starling]
Any nightmares
this week, Betty?

224
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,293
No.

225
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,377
Sleeping like a baby.

226
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,256
Unless you're
willing to
open up to me

227
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,424
about your feelings,

228
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,801
about what you
went through

229
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,427
while you were held
captive by TBK,

230
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,929
I won't be able to
help you, Betty.

231
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,308
You know, when I
got to TBK's lair...

232
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,436
Teresa was
already dead.

233
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,190
It wouldn't
have mattered

234
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,608
if I'd gone in there
with an entire
SWAT team.

235
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,651
He'd already
killed her.

236
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,029
That's true.

237
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,364
But if you had
waited for backup,

238
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,282
you might not
have been captured.

239
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,243
And the Trash Bag Killer
might not have escaped.

240
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,078
Yeah.

241
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,956
That was a mistake.

242
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,333
I regret that.

243
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,794
You haven't
said much

244
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,671
about your time
in captivity.

245
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,005
Two weeks.

246
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,257
Do you think
about a lot?

247
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,591
[clears throat]
I think about

248
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,010
where TBK
might be right now.

249
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,265
I think about
the people
he might...

250
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,059
he might hurt...

251
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,936
because of me.

252
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,565
[ringing]

253
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,608
I'm sorry, I usually
have it turned off.

254
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,905
I have to go home
for a few days...

255
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,450
-to Riverdale.
-Okay. Yeah, sure.

256
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,869
And hey, while
you're there,
you can pack up

257
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,745
-the FBI
satellite office.
-Okay.

258
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,372
The one where you
and your serial killer
brother worked.

259
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,207
Yes, I will pack
up the office.

260
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,417
No problem.

261
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,794
You have to watch
my cat Toffee.

262
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,463
Sure. Yeah,
I can do that.

263
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,048
But I will
need a key.

264
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,137
And since I won't
be seeing you
for a few days,

265
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,430
do I at least get
a kiss goodbye?

266
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,931
[clears throat] Mm-hmm.

267
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,488
To one glorious
year of marriage,

268
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,865
to you and me
forever, babe.

269
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,451
Happy anniversary.

270
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,994
Happy anniversary,
Chadwick.

271
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,874
The only thing
we're missing is

272
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,294
a little Chad
or a little Veronica
running around.

273
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,962
But I have a feeling
this could be the year.

274
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:23,923
Don't you think?

275
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,634
Hopefully.

276
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,763
Maybe it's time to...

277
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,349
think about cutting
back your hours
at Lacey's.

278
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,060
It's 2021, Chad.
Haven't you heard?

279
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,478
Women can
have it all now.

280
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,439
I just...

281
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,900
I don't want
you to be
unduly stressed.

282
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,152
I'm not stressed.

283
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,863
Actually, I miss
being on the trading
floor with you.

284
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,657
I miss all
that adrenaline.

285
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,825
The highs of
a filthy huge sale,

286
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,702
talking smack
with the guys.

287
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,329
[chuckles]

288
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,956
They called me
"the she-wolf
of Wall Street."

289
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,751
[announcer
indistinctly chattering
on TV]

290
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,670
Wrap this one
up for me,
will you, doll?

291
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,129
You want us to put
a dime on it?

292
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,923
With that spread?

293
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,135
Vinny, Vinny,
Vinny.

294
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,345
-Hold up.
-There's no way

295
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,429
I'm letting you
walk out of here

296
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,347
with this
pathetic excuse

297
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,473
for an apology gift.

298
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,016
[alarm chimes]

299
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,227
You know
you're insulting

300
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,144
your own store's
merchandise, right?

301
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,479
Not at all.

302
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,313
But you're looking at
display counter,

303
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,856
off-the-rack items

304
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:23,983
when you've committed
a specialty showcase,

305
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,109
haute couture offense.

306
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,569
Trust me on
this one, Vinny.

307
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,862
You got to go big...

308
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,489
or your wife will
never forgive you.

309
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,949
T Dubs,
how are you?

310
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,492
Good, Ronnie.
That tip
you gave me

311
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,119
took my portfolio
through the roof
this year.

312
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,745
You've got
the magic touch.

313
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,414
I just call 'em
like I see 'em,
T Dubs.

314
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,707
Oh, by the by,
did Kendra
like the bracelet?

315
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,375
Uh... [stammers]
So, about Kendra...

316
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,793
Ugh, T, not again.

317
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,044
[cell phone ringing]

318
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:45,963
One sec.

319
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,384
-Hey, stud.
-[Chadwick over phone]
How's work, babe?

320
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,719
Great.

321
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,470
Katie and I are just
a little slammed.

322
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,805
You want to meet us
for dinner later?

323
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,598
That's funny

324
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,475
because I went
to Lacey's
to surprise you,

325
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,309
and I'm standing
next to Katie
right now.

326
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,145
Hi, Katie.

327
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,355
You, however,
are nowhere
to be seen.

328
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,274
Do you have
any idea how
embarrassing it is

329
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,276
not even knowing
where my own wife is?

330
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,611
Forget that you've
been lying to me,
Veronica.

331
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,405
What happened
to Lacey's?

332
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,074
-I thought we decided
you'd work--
-I tried Lacey's,

333
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,618
but I needed
something with
a little more edge.

334
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,328
I thought we were
working towards
having a baby.

335
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,289
-Oh, my God.
-Or did you
forget that?

336
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,082
No. No, Chad,
you forgot.

337
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,625
You forgot
who I am,

338
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,626
who you married.

339
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,547
[sighs]

340
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,800
Remember how
it was in
the beginning?

341
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,473
Things were
so good.

342
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,434
You and me
working side by side
on the floor.

343
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,061
We were the power
couple to beat.

344
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,812
And the sex...

345
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,108
The sex was amazing.

346
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,404
What happened?

347
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,115
The accident.

348
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,578
Chad...

349
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,873
You use the accident
as an excuse to
try and control--

350
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,875
-You almost died.
-So did you!

351
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,668
You didn't want me
going back to Wall Street
after the accident

352
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,420
because it was
too stressful,

353
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,005
and I didn't want
to keep having
the same argument

354
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,882
over and over again,
so I agreed.

355
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,841
But that
was a mistake,

356
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,343
that's not
who I am.

357
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,136
And the sooner
you accept that,

358
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,221
the better off
you'll be.

359
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,356
-[bell rings]
-[director]
Ready, everyone.

360
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,025
And action!

361
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,944
[Hermione] From small town
to big city,

362
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,905
my killer instinct
always gets me
what I want.

363
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,368
-[director] And cut!
-[bell rings]

364
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,287
Hermione,
my one-take wonder.

365
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,914
-You're my angel,
you know that?
-Thank you.

366
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,833
I wish all the housewives
could be as real as you.

367
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,000
Well, I try.

368
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,632
Wow, Mom,
you make it
look so easy.

369
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,426
Well, please, for women
who've been through
what we've been through,

370
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,178
this is
mija.

371
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,721
Oh, which reminds me.

372
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,973
Andy wants to
know when you're
gonna come

373
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,141
join us for
an episode or two.

374
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,934
Mom, no.

375
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,436
I can't put
my life on display.

376
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,313
Especially not when
it's in utter turmoil.

377
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,315
What's wrong
with your life?

378
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,984
You're married
to a successful,
handsome man

379
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,819
who gives you
whatever you want.

380
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,195
I mean, you don't
even have to work
if you don't want to.

381
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,240
I love working.
That's the problem.

382
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,283
Chad wants
to turn me

383
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,576
into a baby-making machine.

384
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:21,994
So, you don't
want to have kids?

385
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,203
I mean, since when?

386
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,621
We have plenty
of time for that.

387
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,831
Right now,

388
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,374
I don't want
to be a mom.

389
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,751
-No offense.
-Mm-hmm.

390
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,004
I want to be
the she-wolf
of Wall Street.

391
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,047
Okay, let me
ask you something.

392
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,216
When you and Chad
worked together,
you outperformed him,

393
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,134
isn't that right?

394
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,178
Almost every week.

395
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,804
Okay.

396
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,181
That's threatening
to an alpha
like Chad.

397
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,641
He's vain,
like Hiram.

398
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,518
Every marriage
has its ups
and downs.

399
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,020
And as for
believing that

400
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,813
you have plenty
of time to start
a family,

401
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,648
honey, I think
the accident might
have shown you

402
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,775
that's not
necessarily
the case.

403
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,199
[elevator dings]

404
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,635
Let's try this again.

405
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,600
Happy anniversary.

406
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,645
Happy anniversary.

407
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,065
I hate it when we fight.

408
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,524
Especially when
it's my fault.

409
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,444
We never used to.

410
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,737
What happened?

411
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,490
The accident.

412
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,952
When our helicopter
went down

413
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,245
on the way
to Marsha's vineyard,

414
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,249
I said a prayer,
[scoffs] Veronica.

415
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,001
If only one of us
will survive this crash,
I thought...

416
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,421
Please let it be my wife.

417
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,591
Let it be the woman
I want to build a life with.

418
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,760
The woman I want to be
the mother of my children.

419
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,680
And then we both survived,

420
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,974
and all I could think is
now we can do those things.

421
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,475
I don't wanna
waste a minute.

422
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,480
Does that make any sense
to you, at all?

423
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:16,984
It does.

424
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,155
But we're partners.

425
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,409
If I tell you that
I wanna do something,

426
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,412
and that I can handle
the stress of that thing,

427
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,581
you have to trust me, Chad.

428
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,252
[softly] I will.

429
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,104
Hold on,

430
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,983
you... have got to open
your gift first.

431
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,240
A new one comes out
each year,

432
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,950
so you can start
collecting them.

433
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:17,169
Well, Yvonne, I can see
that Josh was absolutely
right about you.

434
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,296
You are a woman
of exquisite taste.

435
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,756
Yes, I am.

436
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,424
I think I have
just the thing.

437
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:28,930
We usually don't carry items
that are so... high-end.

438
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:30,891
But I know a guy.

439
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,351
And best of all,

440
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,770
a new Glamerge egg
is released each year.

441
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,521
So you could
start a collection.

442
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,647
Oh, my God.

443
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,774
It's perfect.

444
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,859
[cell phone ringing]

445
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,909
Archie?

446
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,410
Is everything okay?

447
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,918
[suspenseful music playing]

448
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,591
[typewriter keys clacking]

449
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,146
[bell dings]

450
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,823
[yells in frustration]

451
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,494
What the hell, Jones?

452
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,787
[Jughead] Hey,
Samm Pansky, please?

453
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,289
-Hey, hey.
-Jess, please.

454
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,375
Hey, Samm, it's me.
Can we talk?

455
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,377
Okay. So you'd rather
talk to your agent
than your girlfriend.

456
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,546
-That's awesome.
-Uh...

457
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,797
Can we actually meet
for an early lunch
at that place that you like?

458
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,132
Yeah, great.

459
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,383
All right.
I'll see you soon. Bye.

460
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,343
[breathing heavily] Jess...

461
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,554
-I have writer's block.
-So do I.

462
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,139
But I'm not
punishing you for it.

463
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,349
Can we talk about this
when I get back, please?

464
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,684
[Jughead exhales]

465
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,519
[sighs]

466
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,646
Samm, just give it
to me straight.

467
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,899
Am I still in the running
for the staff writer job
New Yorker?

468
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:06,403
No, kid. I'm sorry.
Just found out this morning.

469
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,697
But you shouldn't be
tryin' to get a job
as a reporter anyway.

470
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,073
I mean,
you're a fiction writer.

471
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,783
You should be workin'
on your book.

472
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,951
How's that goin',
by the way?

473
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,580
-I have writer's block.
-Mmm-mmm.

474
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,248
You got a lousy work ethic.

475
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,083
And a toxic relationship.

476
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,711
-And you drink too much.
-So did Kerouac
and Hemingway,

477
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,880
-and Fitzgerald.
-You want it straight?

478
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:28,008
Whatever heat you had
coming off of your first book
is long gone.

479
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,010
A year ago you could've had
a story published anywhere,

480
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,721
but now,
you're spoiled goods.

481
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,432
-Passed your sell-by date.
-I just need more time.

482
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,476
[exhales]

483
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,769
Scribner's called.
They're threatening to
take back their advance.

484
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:40,979
Well, did you hold 'em off?

485
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,522
They wanna see pages!

486
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,316
It all comes down to,
"Do you want a career?

487
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,817
Or do you want to be
a one-hit wonder?"

488
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:50,864
I can't hear you.

489
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,203
[piano music playing]

490
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,128
What?

491
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:07,589
Hey.

492
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,299
Hey, Jess.

493
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,634
Did you see this?

494
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,595
Did--

495
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,388
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's goin' on?

496
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:16,932
I'm gonna go stay with Hailey
until I find my own place.

497
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:17,974
Why?

498
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,601
This isn't working anymore.

499
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,686
We haven't been working
for a really long time.

500
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,897
Also, literal debt collectors
are pounding at the door.

501
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,524
Je-- Wait. When?

502
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,025
Today.

503
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,652
After you blew me off
to meet with your agent.

504
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,612
Okay. Just...

505
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,280
Jess, please wait.
Don't, don't, don't
do this right now.

506
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,784
-All I need is--
-I don't know what
you need, Jones.

507
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,118
But I'm definitely not it.

508
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,372
Good luck with your book.

509
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,582
It's the only thing
you care about anyway.

510
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,797
[door slams]

511
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,134
[blues music playing]

512
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:03,478
Excuse me.
This is you, isn't it?

513
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,437
[soft chuckle]

514
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,774
It is you.

515
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,359
Oh, my God.
I was just sitting over there
reading your book,

516
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,611
and then I look up,
and there you are.

517
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,532
Forsythe Pendleton Jones III.

518
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,950
My friends just
call me Jughead.

519
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,618
Cora.

520
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,371
I'm a grad student at NYU.

521
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,747
English, of course.

522
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:29,004
It's wonderful,
by the way... your book.

523
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,256
which is
obviously an homage...

524
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,842
by S.E. Hinton.

525
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,636
And the love story
between the Viper leader
and the homecoming queen.

526
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,263
It's just so...

527
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,516
Romantic?

528
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,893
[clicks tongue] Sexy,

529
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:44,978
I was gonna say.

530
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,857
It's a very sexy book
you've written.

531
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,234
["Katchi" playing]

532
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:55,030
Doo wop a doo wop
Shoopi doobi doo wop ♪

533
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:58,116
Doo wop a doo wop
Shoopi doobi doo wop ♪

534
00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,826
She give me Katchi! ♪

535
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,745
Doo wop a doo wop
Shoopi doobi doo wop ♪

536
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,455
All night long ♪

537
00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:05,665
Doo wop a doo wop
Shoopi doobi doo wop ♪

538
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,375
She give me Katchi! ♪

539
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,336
Doo wop a doo wop
Shoopi doobi doo wop ♪

540
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,421
♪ All night long ♪

541
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,433
-Morning.
-Morning.

542
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,602
Where'd you get that?

543
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,021
In one of your drawers.

544
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,230
Is that okay?

545
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:31,983
Yeah, no.
It's not a big deal.

546
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,234
Uh, there's coffee brewing.

547
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,285
Hey, I remember this.

548
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,162
right?

549
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,331
-They called you the--
-New Brat Pack.

550
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,457
Yeah.

551
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,250
wunderkinds.

552
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:52,462
The season's best
and brightest young writers,

553
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,089
with so much potential.

554
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,718
Full disclosure...

555
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,637
I've read the article
like a hundred times.

556
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,138
[scoffs]

557
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,557
It's how I knew
that bar last night was...

558
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,727
is... your usual hangout.

559
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,396
What?

560
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:12,565
Okay, so I really am a fan
of your book. Honestly.

561
00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,403
But I do have
an ulterior motive.

562
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,488
[suspenseful piano music]

563
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,705
Would you mind
reading my novel?

564
00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:28,331
It's only 342 pages.

565
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,833
And if you like it...

566
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,209
Maybe you could
give it to your agent.

567
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,294
Okay, hold on...

568
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,717
Last night was a ploy
to get me to read your book?

569
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,009
[knocking at door]

570
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:47,434
[man] Forsythe Jones,
open up!

571
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,978
-Who are they?
-[knocking continues]

572
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:52,188
-Debt collectors.
-Are they gonna hurt you?

573
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,898
-Forsythe Jones,
we know you're in there.
-Uh, uh...

574
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,650
We can see your shadow,
we can hear you...

575
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,111
-Let's go. Open the door.
-I'll read your book, I swear.

576
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,655
Could you, uh,
just do me a favor?

577
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,532
-[man] We're not going
anywhere, Jones.
-Please.

578
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:05,869
Can I help you, gentlemen?

579
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,328
Where's Forsythe Jones?

580
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:08,788
Uh, he's not here.

581
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,915
I'm apartment-sitting for him.

582
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,835
He got a job writing
for a TV show in LA,
just left this morning.

583
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,712
Can I give him
a message for you?

584
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,297
Tell him to call us.

585
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:18,506
It's urgent.

586
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,675
You got it.

587
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:21,843
Will do.

588
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,768
Oh... [sighs in relief]
Thank you.

589
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,644
No problem.

590
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:32,896
But I'll expect
to hear from you
by the end of the week.

591
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:33,813
The end of
the week? [chuckles]

592
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,440
About my novel.

593
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:36,775
-And about you
giving it to your agent.
-Mmm.

594
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,277
And if I don't hear from you...

595
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,070
I know exactly
who I'm gonna call.

596
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,198
[tense music playing]

597
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,586
[cell phone ringing]

598
00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:14,521
[Archie] This is nuts.

599
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:15,980
I haven't seen you guys,
in what, six years?

600
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:18,066
[Toni] Actually,
it's been seven.

601
00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:21,027
Wow. Lots of
catching up to do.

602
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,613
Well, I had a job lined up
after graduation

603
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,490
with Riverdale Social Services,

604
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,575
but their offices
got shut down.

605
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,286
Lucky for her, we needed
a guidance counselor
at Riverdale High.

606
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,038
You're looking at
the new Mrs. Burble.

607
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,457
Wait. You're working at
Riverdale High, too, Kev?

608
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:35,500
Mmm.

609
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,252
Yep. I'm the drama teacher.

610
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,753
Got my BA
from Carnegie Mellon,

611
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,630
in Pittsburgh, where...

612
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,383
I've graduated from
the University of Pittsburgh.

613
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:44,509
Okay.

614
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:45,969
Whoo!

615
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,263
We stayed boyfriends,
believe it or not.

616
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,765
-And now,
we live together here.
-Mm-hmm.

617
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:52,141
[Toni] With me.

618
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,685
In an apartment
on Cloverfield Lane.

619
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,353
-That's amazing.
-[chuckles]

620
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,188
Sweet Pea,
what about you, bro?

621
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,524
Mostly held down the fort here
while these guys were gone.

622
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:02,694
-And then when Toni got back...
-We decided
to revive the Serpents,

623
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,237
under my leadership.

624
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:05,864
I was crowned
the Serpent Queen.

625
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:08,741
Well, I gotta say,
this place is sick.

626
00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,118
Pulls in a different
crowd, though.

627
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,494
What's with all the truckers?

628
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,871
Serpents drive trucks
to make cash.

629
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,414
Including me and Fangs.

630
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,707
-Toni had the hookup.
-[Archie] Impressive.

631
00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,876
Hey, what about Cheryl?

632
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,548
It's cool, guys.

633
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,884
As you know, after graduation,
Cheryl and I broke up.

634
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,343
RIP, Choni.

635
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,262
After I got back
from Highsmith,

636
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:32,515
I... went to go check on her
a couple times

637
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:38,354
-[Cheryl] Hello, Antoinette.
-[Toni] Cheryl, I, uh...
thought we could talk.

638
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,481
I'm afraid now
isn't a good time.

639
00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:43,610
As you can see,
we're in the midst
of renovating Thornhill,

640
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:46,112
and I've got
my painting to finish.

641
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,238
Perhaps another day?

642
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:50,450
Yeah... Sure.

643
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,620
Cheryl, are you okay?

644
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,166
I'm perfectly fine.

645
00:31:58,207 --> 00:31:59,834
Do I appear
to be otherwise?

646
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,295
My mistake.

647
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:16,935
And did you go back?

648
00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:18,061
I did.

649
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,604
Not too long ago.

650
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:22,482
But this time I wasn't
Thornhill's only visitor.

651
00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:25,318
Hiram Lodge was there
with his new
righthand man, Reggie.

652
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,321
Wait, Reggie's working
for Hiram Lodge?

653
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,908
[Cheryl] I will never sell you
my maple groves, you vulgarian.

654
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,910
Nana and I plan to be buried
amongst those trees.

655
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,870
-We can make that happen.
-[Cheryl scoffs]

656
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,039
Goodbye, would-be usurper.

657
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,965
Business with Hiram Lodge?

658
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:49,092
No. He comes by
every other week

659
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,885
offering to buy
my maple groves.

660
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,220
But...

661
00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,055
I'm really glad to see you.

662
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,264
Toni...

663
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,891
I wonder

664
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,435
if you would do me the honor
of letting me paint you.

665
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,689
I...

666
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,986
Cheryl, no one's seen you
in town in years.

667
00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:09,570
[Cheryl] Don't worry about me,

668
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:11,656
Nana and I are just fine.

669
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,616
There's no reason for us
to leave Thornhill.

670
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,410
Okay.

671
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:18,121
Well, after all this time,
don't you wanna hear about me?

672
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,622
Let's see.

673
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,125
You graduated with a 3.9 GPA.

674
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,711
You majored in Social Work,
with a minor in Photography.

675
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:27,463
And you did extensive charity
and social work.

676
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,590
Am I missing
anything important?

677
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,884
Well, other than the fact
I'm having a baby...

678
00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,388
I'd heard that, yes.

679
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,684
Congratulations, Toni.

680
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,519
I won't be gauche
and ask who the father is.

681
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,105
Oh, and I'm completely
out and open with my family.

682
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,065
We've talked about you.

683
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:49,027
And they recognize
and acknowledge
everything you've done

684
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:52,613
to make up
for your ancestors' sins.

685
00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:55,575
And Cheryl,
I think that they'd approve
of us being together.

686
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,622
I'm so happy
to hear that, Toni...

687
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:04,876
But it...
it's not nearly enough.

688
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,711
The Blossom curse runs deep.

689
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,255
I'm doomed to a life
of unhappiness.

690
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,757
You think you're cursed.

691
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:13,926
Beloved TT...

692
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,347
Are you familiar
with the Winchester House?

693
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,850
I have seen the movie
with Helen Mirren.

694
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:24,645
Sarah Winchester came
from a family of rifle makers.

695
00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,147
Winchester rifles.

696
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,733
One by one,

697
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:32,987
family members suffered
painful, horrific fates.

698
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:37,533
Cursed by the deaths brought on
by their family's stock
and trade... rifles.

699
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,995
Only Sarah survived.

700
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:43,289
And so she started
to build a house.

701
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:47,126
The Winchester House.

702
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:51,923
And she believed
that as long as it remained
under constant construction,

703
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,676
the curse couldn't consume her.

704
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,845
Is that why
you're rebuilding Thornhill?

705
00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:02,683
Toni...

706
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:04,977
I'm glad you're doing so well.

707
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,814
You deserve to be happy.

708
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,906
She didn't say
another word.

709
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,158
She just painted me
for 12 hours,

710
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,119
and when she was done,
I left.

711
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,870
And a week later, a package
showed up in the mail,

712
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:24,372
and it was my portrait.

713
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,878
She didn't keep it
as a reminder
of what you guys had?

714
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,421
I guess she didn't want it.

715
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:37,135
Well done,
my dear.

716
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,971
It's exactly like the original.

717
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:44,016
It's a perfect copy.

718
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,145
You've learned well.

719
00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:51,524
Now, the question is...

720
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:55,653
Would you be able to replicate
the work of a master?

721
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:57,822
Like, say, um...

722
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,198
Rembrandt.

723
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:07,456
Toni, earlier you said
the town had changed.

724
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:10,751
I'm probably gonna
regret asking this,
but can you tell me how?

725
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,545
I think it might be better
to show you.

726
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,213
Okay.

727
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:15,298
Where you staying?

728
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,716
I'm crashing at the El Royale,

729
00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:18,259
since my mom's
renting out our house.

730
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:19,594
Right.

731
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:21,053
The renters.

732
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:23,306
Um... I'll pick you up
at the gym.

733
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,016
Okay. Thanks, Toni.

734
00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,684
Hey, do you mind if I stay here
to make a few calls?

735
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,060
Yeah. Go for it.

736
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,692
[line ringing]

737
00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:42,700
[clattering]

738
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:50,208
-Archie?
-[Archie] Toni.

739
00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,710
I figured a steel gate
would be enough
to keep this gym intact

740
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,337
but this place
is like a war zone.

741
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,255
Well, wait till you see
the rest of the town.

742
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,049
Come on.
My bike's out front.

743
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,098
This was the fire station,
remember?

744
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,391
It was already
a burned-up shell

745
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:08,851
by the time
I got back from college.

746
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,811
No one's trying to rebuild it?

747
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:13,105
The town's entire funding
has been completely
stripped by--

748
00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:14,982
-Hiram Lodge.
-Bingo.

749
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,734
And not only
is the fire department gone,

750
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:19,028
but the sheriff's office
is now down to one man...

751
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,529
Kevin's dad.

752
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,073
I don't understand.
What are people doing?

753
00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:23,616
Fending for themselves.

754
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,284
The town's lawless now, Archie.

755
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,413
[birds squawking]

756
00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:30,998
This was Pickens Park.

757
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:33,376
[squealing]

758
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,507
Where is everybody?

759
00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:42,176
Whoever could afford
to leave is long gone.

760
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,053
Only the people
who are too poor,

761
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,180
too proud to move on,
are still here.

762
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:48,891
[dogs barking]

763
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:52,436
This was Sketch Alley.

764
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:54,397
Now we just call it
what it is...

765
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,482
Skid row.

766
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,484
-[dog snarling]
-And those dogs are everywhere,
packs of them.

767
00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,986
Some are rabid.

768
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,071
[motorcycle engine revving]

769
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:14,041
This is the fifth bus stop
that's been trashed, melted.

770
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,668
[Toni] Five of dozens.

771
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,503
Nowadays, there's always
a fire burning in Riverdale.

772
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,213
Why burn a bench
for no reason?

773
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,631
Where are people
gonna sit for the bus?

774
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,133
Well, that's the thing, Archie.

775
00:38:22,174 --> 00:38:24,302
Buses don't pass by
here anymore.

776
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:25,886
Sometimes my trucks do.

777
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:29,390
But only if they have to,
and rarely at night.

778
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,934
Bad things happen here
after dark.

779
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,520
They call this
"The Lonely Highway."

780
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:38,024
Why destroy an entire town
for nothing?

781
00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,859
What does Hiram Lodge
have to gain?

782
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,193
I'll show you.

783
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,745
I don't get it.
So, where are the houses?

784
00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:52,705
This isn't SoDale proper.

785
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,915
This is where Hiram's
building a turnpike

786
00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:58,336
that leads to SoDale
about half a mile due east.

787
00:38:58,377 --> 00:38:59,879
Hiram's catering
to the rich folk

788
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,339
who can commute into the city.

789
00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:04,300
So he's strangling Riverdale
to boost SoDale.

790
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,761
And let me guess,
their kids will go
to SoDale High.

791
00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:08,220
Actually, Stonewall Prep.

792
00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:09,847
That place is the same.

793
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,474
Except Hiram bought himself
a seat on the board.

794
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,352
And so the nightmare continues.

795
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,354
Archie, there's actually
one more place

796
00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:18,731
I think you should
see on the tour.

797
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,400
But you're gonna have to
brace yourself.

798
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:24,487
[glass shattering, clattering]

799
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,322
[Archie] The Ghoulies moved
into my house?

800
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,823
[heavy metal music playing]

801
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,283
Do you wanna go in there
and knock some heads?

802
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,535
As a matter of fact,
yeah, I do.

803
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,455
But first things first, Toni.

804
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:36,123
Can we go back to Pop's?
See if any of them
actually came?

805
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,208
Okay.

806
00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:42,838
[door bell jingles]

807
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,174
Archie, I heard you were back.

808
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,635
Pop... It's good to see you.

809
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,388
-I missed you.
-Say, I missed all of you.

810
00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:58,729
[sighs]

811
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,820
Archie. Toni.

812
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:08,197
-Veronica, Betty...
-Hi.

813
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,325
Jughead. I'll, uh,
leave you guys to it then.

814
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:12,868
No.

815
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,161
You're as much a part of this
as any of us.

816
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,208
[sighs]

817
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,918
Oh, guys.

818
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,129
Toni gave me a tour
of Riverdale today, and it's...

819
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,715
It's a hellscape.

820
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:30,094
I know I called you here
for Pop's retirement
party, but...

821
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,512
We have a much
bigger agenda now.

822
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:35,015
Riverdale's dying.

823
00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:37,017
And we might be
the only ones who can save it.

824
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,324
Are you sure I can't
convince you to stay, Squeaky?

825
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,285
I'll give you more shifts
if it would help.

826
00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:57,037
I appreciate that, Tabitha,
but...

827
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,706
Riverdale is done with me.

828
00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:00,958
And I am done with Riverdale.

829
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,002
Well, take care of yourself.

830
00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:04,378
Will do.

831
00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:08,716
-[door opens]
-[bell jingles]

832
00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,678
-[door closes]
-[bell jingles]

833
00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:17,266
[instrumental music playing]

834
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,269
Her name
is Lynette Fields.

835
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,229
Squeaky, to her friends.

836
00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:25,024
Not that she has many,
mostly she keeps to herself.

837
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:28,527
She came to Riverdale
two years ago
for a fresh start

838
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,070
that never happened.

839
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:33,782
Now, she was 21,
and it was time to go.

840
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,744
"Maybe things will be different
in San Francisco," she thought.

841
00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:38,996
"Maybe I'll be happy there."

842
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,373
Unfortunately for Lynette,

843
00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:43,250
she'll never make it
to California.

844
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,336
[dramatic music playing]