1 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:03,655 [Jughead] "Honor." 2 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,875 It's a word that gets thrown around a lot at Stonewall Prep. 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:07,224 Mr. Weston Wallis, 4 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:09,618 you have been challenged to a duel by Mr. Jones, 5 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:12,969 who has invoked arcane Stonewall Prep tradition. 6 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:14,492 Do you accept? 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,669 That'd be a yes. 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,062 Very good. 9 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,194 What about fencing? 10 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,717 Oh, can we just bare-knuckle brawl? 11 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,068 May I suggest that you do both. 12 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,809 And in case of a tie-breaker-- 13 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:28,158 A battle of intellect. 14 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:29,942 A chess match. 15 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,379 Excellent. 16 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:33,903 Then it is settled. 17 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,124 You may both now choose a second 18 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,082 for moral and tactical support. 19 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:39,996 I pick Jonathan. 20 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:43,304 I'll choose Donna. 21 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:45,697 And may the best man win. 22 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:52,748 I'm assuming you've never held a saber before. 23 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:53,923 [imperceptible] 24 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,229 Lucky for you, I'm an excellent coach, 25 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:58,319 and Bret is decidedly mediocre with a sword. 26 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:04,673 [Frank] Hey, by the way, I meant to ask you, 27 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,631 when does your mom get back? 28 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,155 She's wrapping up a case. 29 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,592 -Couple more days, she says. -Got you. 30 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:11,462 [door opens] 31 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:14,987 Hey, can we help you? 32 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:15,858 [man sniffs] 33 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:19,079 Holy hell. 34 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:22,604 Ted Bishop. 35 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:23,866 How are you, Frank? 36 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:28,262 Hey. 37 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,568 What the hell are you doing here? 38 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,004 It's, uh... 39 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,877 It's bad news. 40 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,575 I'm making the rounds. I wanted to tell you guys in person. 41 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:39,316 Greg died. 42 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:42,711 -[sighs] -Yeah, he had cancer. 43 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,539 -[exclaims] -Rotted his guts. 44 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,063 After everything else... 45 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:47,933 Hmm. 46 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,110 I'm sorry. Uh... 47 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,850 Archie, this is Ted Bishop. We served together. 48 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,417 Ted, this is my nephew, Archie. 49 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:54,592 -Oh. -Hey. 50 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,812 [chuckles] Fred's kid. Nice to meet you. 51 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,205 Same. 52 00:01:58,248 --> 00:01:59,815 We were just calling it quits for the day, 53 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:00,816 if you wanna join us for dinner. 54 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,602 Yeah. How about it, Ted? 55 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:06,430 Yeah, all right. 56 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:09,912 [sighs] 57 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:14,177 FYI, 58 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,745 Smithers and I are road-tripping to New York tomorrow. 59 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,442 Oh? What's the occasion? 60 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:21,445 I have an interview at Barnard College, if you must know. 61 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:24,013 And, of course, I'll be going on a shopping spree beforehand 62 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,797 to find the right outfit to impress. 63 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,538 Well, that's perfect timing. Your mother and I were just planning 64 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:28,409 our own trip to New York. 65 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,630 -Seriously? -Yeah. 66 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,937 I have a few business meetings I've been putting off. 67 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:37,940 And I'm having lunch with the girls at Cafe des Creatifs. 68 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,550 And don't worry, mija, 69 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,509 as soon as we reach Manhattan, we'll go our separate ways. 70 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:43,989 Fine. 71 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,601 But New York is my town. 72 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,516 Not yours. 73 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:50,387 [bell ringing] 74 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,180 Fangs, tell me you're not selling drugs again. 75 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,357 [whispers] Toni, 76 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,186 so Kevin and I started this little... 77 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:08,840 side hustle. 78 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:12,409 Don't worry. It's nothing illegal, per se. 79 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,498 What kind of side hustle? 80 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,979 It looks lucrative as hell. Is this... 81 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,242 something I can get in on? 82 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,903 The nerve of that man! 83 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,209 Who does he think he is? 84 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,862 What happened, Mom? What did Mr. Honey say? 85 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:34,344 Your principal refuses to believe that I acted alone. 86 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,172 That's typical. 87 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,695 What's the punishment? 88 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:40,698 Well, honey, you're suspended for a week 89 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:45,007 and stripped of your editor-in-chief duties at the Blue and Gold. 90 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,184 -Oh, my God. -And barred from attending senior prom 91 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,143 for some ungodly reason. 92 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:54,625 Oh, and that Bret Weston Wallis character, 93 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,845 he's filing a restraining order against you, 94 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,803 claiming that he "fears for his life." 95 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,153 What, Bret is afraid of me? Why? 96 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:04,548 [sighs] Apparently, you cracked open his head with a golf club. 97 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:05,897 Oh, right. I did do that. 98 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,515 What's this? 99 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:15,907 My latest murder board. 100 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:17,735 [Alice] Who got murdered? 101 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,521 Mr. Chipping. Maybe. 102 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,438 We let the case get cold. 103 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:26,744 But we know Bret's a total sociopath. 104 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,574 So let's find out if he's a killer too. 105 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:42,369 So there was an ambush near the city center. 106 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:44,936 And they sent us in to extract any wounded. 107 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:48,331 I end up walking down a blind alley. 108 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:51,465 I get hit in both legs, and I go down. 109 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:53,293 But he got me out of there. 110 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:59,168 It wasn't till we got back to the aid station I saw that Frank, 111 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,823 he'd been hit four times himself. 112 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,566 But, hey, 113 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,872 you got a Red Badge of Courage for saving my ass, right? 114 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,484 I got lucky. That's all. 115 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:11,920 Hmm. 116 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,488 Well, boys, uh, 117 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,881 I appreciate the warm meal and hospitality, 118 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,230 but it's time I ship out. 119 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,885 You could stay here, if you want, Mr. Bishop. 120 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,366 My mom's out of town. There's plenty of room. 121 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,455 Well, so long as I'm not putting anyone out. 122 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:26,630 No, you're not. 123 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:32,070 [Alice] My, what a tangled web. 124 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,595 And you think this Bret character is behind it all? 125 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,512 He's definitely the leader of the pack. 126 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,993 Okay. Well, where do we begin? 127 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:47,042 We have missing students, evil preppies, dead writers, a teacher's suicide. 128 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:50,828 Apparent suicide. Chipping didn't leave a note. 129 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,483 And even though Jughead's classmate Donna 130 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:56,443 has painted a very incriminating portrait of him, 131 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:00,142 I don't think she's telling the truth. 132 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,578 Well, then that's where we start. 133 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,364 Tell me, Elizabeth, 134 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,974 is there a Mrs. Chipping? 135 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,591 Hey, where's the fire? 136 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,680 Sorry. I'm gonna be late for school. 137 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,900 Ted, don't be a stranger. Hope to see you again soon. 138 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:19,944 Yeah, same here. 139 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,293 See you. 140 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:23,861 He's a good kid. 141 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,820 He is. 142 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:28,083 He's just like his father was. 143 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,432 All right, listen, why don't you finish up, 144 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,173 and then I'll drive you to the bus station. 145 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,217 Sounds good. 146 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,046 [cell phone vibrating] 147 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:43,054 -Hello? -[June] Frank, it's June. Listen, I don't have-- 148 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,360 -June? -[static scratching] 149 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,188 -Whoa, slow down. -Duckie was murdered. 150 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,624 -Wait. -He said something about... 151 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:48,799 What happened to Duckie? 152 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,975 [June speaking indistinctly] 153 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,456 I don't understand. How can he be dead too? That doesn't make any... 154 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,286 [both grunting] 155 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,330 [knife clatters] 156 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,002 What the hell's going on? 157 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,097 [both panting] 158 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,580 I forgot my phone. 159 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,807 I'm sorry, Archie. I usually have an instinct about these things. 160 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:42,810 Uncle Frank, why the hell is one of your friends trying to kill you? 161 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:46,030 After the war, I was hard up. 162 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,946 Ted reached out, and he told me about this security gig. 163 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:52,167 It paid well, hired vets, no questions asked. 164 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,909 The thing is, it was a private paramilitary contract, 165 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,388 and they sent us all over the world... 166 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:58,956 as mercenaries. 167 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,742 Okay, so why come after you? 168 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:05,223 My guess is the company's tying up loose ends. 169 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,139 Maybe they're about to be exposed. Ted's still on their payroll. 170 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,228 So get ahead of this. 171 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,230 You come forward and blow the lid off these mercenaries. 172 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,277 It's not that easy, Archie. 173 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,235 I was a part of it. 174 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,410 I did things. I... 175 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,065 followed orders. 176 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,111 -All right. Then we need to get you out of town. -No. 177 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,722 It's too dangerous. 178 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:29,509 Anybody he comes into contact with in this town is at risk now. 179 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,598 And he's not gonna leave until I'm dead. 180 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,121 So, in that case, we need backup. 181 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,470 No way. 182 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,080 No, Uncle Frank, trust me. 183 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:37,734 This guy can help. 184 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,912 Thank you for coming to see us, Mrs. Chipping. 185 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,872 We can't even imagine how hard this has been for you. 186 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,788 And we promise, we're just here to help. 187 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,312 The first question is the hardest. 188 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,662 The answer is "no." 189 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:57,885 I absolutely do not believe my husband was having an affair with that student. 190 00:08:57,928 --> 00:09:02,237 And, Rupert, he had his problems, but he never cheated on me. 191 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,586 Not ever. 192 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,545 What kind of problems? 193 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,459 Drinking more than usual, 194 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,897 complaining about the Baxter Brothersbooks. 195 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,856 Wishing he'd never gotten the contract. 196 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:16,251 Wasn't he proud to be a Baxter Brotherswriter? 197 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,166 In the beginning. 198 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:21,212 But then, as the years went on, he, um, 199 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,695 felt like he had an albatross around his neck. 200 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:28,480 But hadn't he just finished his last book? 201 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,526 Why... 202 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,442 kill himself if he was so close to being done? 203 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:36,619 I don't know. 204 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,014 I just... I don't know. 205 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:40,928 [breath trembling] 206 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,409 And I, um... 207 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,368 I brought a box of his personal effects 208 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,109 from when I cleaned out his office. 209 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,853 I can't make sense of any of it. 210 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,290 But maybe you can. 211 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,466 We'll try, Mrs. Chipping. 212 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,338 What does any of this mean? 213 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,301 Why does Mr. Chipping have army pamphlets? 214 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,608 Unless... 215 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,917 Wait a minute. 216 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:17,094 So a highly trained mercenary tried to kill you two in the kitchen, 217 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,836 and now he's in hiding, waiting to strike again? 218 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,057 -Is that about right? -I'm his target, not Archie. 219 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,885 I don't want anyone paying for my mistakes but me. 220 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,670 I know what it's like when the past comes knocking. 221 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,890 As a vet 222 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,936 and as a Serpent, I've been in a couple of barfights with these ultramarine types. 223 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,504 They're tough bastards, but 224 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,375 I've held my own against them. 225 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,942 Can you lure him out, Uncle Frank? 226 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,033 It would have to be somewhere under our complete control. 227 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,993 We got that. The gym. 228 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,256 [exhales] 229 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,084 All right. 230 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,521 All right. I'll get him there. 231 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,479 [Francis] Your weapons, gentlemen. 232 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,960 First to three points wins. 233 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,614 Now, 234 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,312 en garde. 235 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,100 And begin. 236 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,584 -[students exclaiming] -A hit on Mr. Jones. Point to Weston Wallis. 237 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:13,803 Begin. 238 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,242 [both grunting] 239 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,162 Point to Mr. Jones. One to one. 240 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,511 And begin. 241 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,431 A hit on Mr. Jones. Point to Weston Wallis. Two to one. 242 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,476 Begin. 243 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,181 [softly] No. 244 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,009 [Francis] The match is over. 245 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,403 -Weston Wallis is our victor. -[students cheering] 246 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,059 [panting] 247 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:08,292 Well, well, well, if it isn't Katy Keene. 248 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,338 -Hi. Oh! -It's so good to see you. 249 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,166 It has been way too long, girl. 250 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,864 [chuckles] I know something that is gonna make you even happier. 251 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,171 I hear that the new Proenza Schouler collection on the fourth floor 252 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,260 is to die for. 253 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,566 I can't wait. I need to ooze collegiate cuteness at this interview tomorrow. 254 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,961 Well, I have already scoped out some Barnard-ready options. 255 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,094 Well, good thing I'm armed with my mother's Lacy's card. 256 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:30,184 If that's the case, I know exactly where to start. Come on. 257 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,582 [imperceptible] 258 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:12,487 Oh, I don't want this "Rainbow High" montage to end. 259 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,577 Who says it has to? We can leave our bags with Smithers and just keep going. 260 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,840 Wait. Do you like drag? 261 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,757 My friend Jorge and I always sneak into this little dive bar called Molly's Crisis. 262 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,627 Sounds amazing. 263 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,244 [metal detector beeping] 264 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:33,725 I'm unarmed. 265 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,640 I keep my word. 266 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,425 Good. 267 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,949 We don't want any unnecessary bloodshed. 268 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,952 But just so you know, Ted, the same way you came after me, 269 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,562 they're gonna send someone after you. 270 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,563 Probably. 271 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,915 But I don't get paid to think like that. 272 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:51,700 I get paid 273 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,397 to follow orders. 274 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,662 I'm sorry it's gotta end like this, buddy. 275 00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:58,968 But... 276 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,232 [grunts] I'll make it painless. 277 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,019 And none of your loved ones will be harmed. 278 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,151 -I swear. -Ted, 279 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,371 I'm sorry too, brother. 280 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,199 [whistles] 281 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,243 [doors opening] 282 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,208 You broke the code, Frank. 283 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,037 You can't break something that's already been shattered to bits, Ted. 284 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,604 And you're the one coming after me. 285 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,868 -On the ground. Hands up! -You broke the code, Frank. 286 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,522 All bets are off now. 287 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:33,916 You're all fair game. 288 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,621 Get some sleep. 289 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,928 At 0800, you got a date with the Feds. 290 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,191 Hmm. 291 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,673 What about Frank Andrews? 292 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,458 He's a mercenary, too. 293 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,244 Who? 294 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,116 I don't know anyone by that name. 295 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,166 [chuckles] 296 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,691 [slow pop song playing] 297 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:11,998 [knocking at door] 298 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,614 Welcome to the Maple Club. 299 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,052 Now this is my kind of joint. 300 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,575 I'm Antoinette. 301 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,795 And what brings you to our establishment this evening, 302 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,797 Mr... 303 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,668 St. Clair. 304 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,541 I'm looking to throw a small bash for myself and some pals 305 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,978 to celebrate the fact that we all got into Harvard. 306 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,806 And a chum told me about this place. 307 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,287 And, from the looks of it, 308 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,723 it seems like we'd have a good time here. 309 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,552 That, you would. 310 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:48,904 How about I talk you through some of Maple Club's offerings and options? 311 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,792 [Betty] Moose, who gave you the army pamphlets? 312 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:11,883 After the article airing, all my dirty laundry was published, 313 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,495 I mean, I was... I was pretty messed up. 314 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,931 [Betty] Hmm. 315 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,280 And Mr. Chipping suggested I look into the military. 316 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,804 I'm sorry, what's your connection to Mr. Chipping? 317 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:23,069 He recruited me. To play football. 318 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,767 Wait. Mr. Chipping's the reason why you went to Stonewall Prep? 319 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,377 Yeah. 320 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,553 And what's weird is, after the story about me came out, 321 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,686 he was encouraging me to leave. 322 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:34,167 Until Halloween night, when it became more than a suggestion. 323 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,646 I mean, he practically shoved me out the door. 324 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,216 Plus, um, 325 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,611 there was a videotape. 326 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:44,655 What videotape? 327 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:52,315 Uh, Bret videotaped me having sex in our dorm room with a classmate. 328 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:56,189 He was lording it over me and threatening to release it any minute. 329 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,930 [stammers] I'm sorry. 330 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:02,021 Bret videotaped you having sex in your dorm room? 331 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,892 He said it would be a good addition to his collection. 332 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:13,075 Breaking and entering, is this normal for you, Elizabeth? 333 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,512 Kind of. But it's not really breaking and entering, Mom. 334 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,253 I mean, this is Jughead's room, too. 335 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,647 And he said I could come here whenever I wanted, so... 336 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,953 Like when all the preppy scumbags are in class. 337 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:22,824 Not quite all. 338 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,175 What the hell are you doing here? 339 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,831 Looking for the dirt that you have on Moose Mason. 340 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:33,487 I know you filmed him having sex to extort him. 341 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,706 You should be ashamed of yourself. 342 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:40,059 I have no idea what you and, I'm assuming, your mother are referring to, Ponytail. 343 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,236 Does Moose have this supposed sex tape? 344 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,456 No, he says that you do, in a collection. 345 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,068 Where is it? Because it's certainly not in this room. 346 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,547 Question, 347 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,159 did Mason ever lay eyes on this alleged collection? 348 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,247 Question, 349 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,380 do you have a tape of me and Jughead? 350 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,903 [gasps] Oh, my God! 351 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,863 Mom, calm down. 352 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,084 Moose said that it was filmed in this room. 353 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,172 Did you tape us, too? 354 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:10,263 Again, I don't know what you're talking about. 355 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,699 I don't have any tapes like that. 356 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,748 But if I did, 357 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:21,056 it sure is a good thing that I'm such a nice guy 358 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,277 because I could really do a number on you by releasing it. 359 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,671 Leave now, and I won't tell Jones about this latest escapade of yours, 360 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:31,327 or you could come with me to Chemistry class, and we could tell him together. 361 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:50,303 So, assuming that you get into Barnard next year, which you totally will, 362 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,175 is Archie moving here with you next year? 363 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,047 That's still very much up in the air. 364 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,745 Honestly, 365 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,095 I don't think Riverdale could survive without him. 366 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,966 Well, there's always long distance. 367 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,273 Totally, and that's what my best friend Betty and her beau are doing, 368 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,275 and they're making it work, so... 369 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,103 What about you and your brawny boxer? 370 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,800 -KO? -Mmm-hmm. 371 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,977 Well, we are a real thing now. 372 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,501 [chuckles] I know. He's... 373 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,329 He's the best. 374 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,461 You know, I remember 375 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,029 the first time you held hands with him. 376 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,379 It was at my quinceanera at the Plaza. 377 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,817 And you told me his palms were sweaty 378 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,515 because he was so nervous. 379 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,212 Oh, my God. That is so embarrassing. 380 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,996 I can't believe you remember that. 381 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,782 -All I remember is that the Jonas Brothers performed. -Mmm-hmm. 382 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,479 And, of course, how stunning you looked. 383 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,221 Yeah, because you and your mom made the dress. 384 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:44,052 The dress that launched this beautiful, unexpected relationship. 385 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,315 How is your mother? How is her shop? 386 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,928 Veronica, my mom's really sick. 387 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,932 And she's getting treatments, and she's... 388 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,935 Oh, she's being so strong. 389 00:19:58,980 --> 00:19:59,981 But, um... 390 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,028 They... They caught it late, so we're just... 391 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,596 We're not sure what's gonna happen. 392 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:11,079 [sighs] She's my best friend, Veronica. 393 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,168 Katy. 394 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,040 Ugh, I'm sorry. [sniffles] 395 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,435 Didn't wanna tell you. I didn't wanna cry today. 396 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,351 Are you kidding me? 397 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,311 What are old friends for if not to provide shoulders to cry on? 398 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,661 Come here. 399 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,143 I love you, Katy Keene. 400 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,276 You're gonna be okay, I promise. 401 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,714 Where are you gonna go? 402 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,151 Head up to Canada. Maybe find my way to Alaska, get some work. 403 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,241 I just gotta get as far off the radar as possible 404 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,590 until this whole thing blows over. 405 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,461 If Ted can find me, others can, too. 406 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,898 Uncle Frank, can't you just talk to the Feds, explain what happened? 407 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,074 Maybe if you turn yourself in, they'll go easy on you. 408 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,903 Yeah, or maybe they make me the scapegoat who goes down for all this. 409 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,254 Those tend to be the breaks I get in life, Archie. 410 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,168 But if you go on the run now, you'll never stop running. 411 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,650 Man, you remind me so much of your old man. 412 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,261 You take care of your mom, okay? 413 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,740 Or I'll come back and kick your ass. 414 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,568 [scoffs] You can try. 415 00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:15,622 Babe, what happened to you today? You ghosted me. 416 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,102 Do you remember that Patrick-Bateman-type from earlier today 417 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,409 -at the Maple Club? -Mmm. 418 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,629 -You mean, Nick St. Clair? -[exhales] 419 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,240 Sophomore year, 420 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,810 Nick came to Riverdale one weekend looking for a party. 421 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:32,943 He... 422 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,772 spiked my champagne, 423 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,210 and... 424 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,778 coaxed me back to his room at the Five Seasons, 425 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,303 where... 426 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,088 he attempted to assault me. 427 00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,786 -What? -Thankfully, 428 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,311 Veronica and Josie and the Pussycats came to my rescue. 429 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,922 I thought I'd worked through it. 430 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:57,098 Emotionally. 431 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,318 But seeing him today, it-- 432 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,406 Triggered you. 433 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:03,757 I get it. 434 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:08,979 A similar experience happened to me before I moved to Riverdale. 435 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,981 Oh, TT. 436 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:13,244 I'm so sorry. What did you do? 437 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:15,551 How did you cope? 438 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:19,163 It took me a while, but, 439 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:21,078 with a lot of help, I worked through it. 440 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,343 [exhales] 441 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,345 And, babe, I wanna help you get there too. 442 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,569 Gentlemen, we'll go seven rounds. 443 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:34,831 We're not gonna need rounds. 444 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,746 No, all we'll need is a coffin for Jones. 445 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,922 Like the one I buried him in way back when. 446 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,272 Round one begins now. 447 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:48,541 [students exclaim] 448 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:50,891 That's not bad, Bret. 449 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,678 [students exclaiming] 450 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:57,811 Oh. 451 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,813 Well, he's got a glass jaw. 452 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,554 Told you we weren't gonna need rounds. 453 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,599 Mr. Jones is the winner. 454 00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:05,296 The duel is officially tied. 455 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:08,212 Tomorrow's chess match will decide the ultimate winner. 456 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,524 Oh, crap! 457 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:19,136 [keys jingling] 458 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,518 A dead snake. Really? 459 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,955 And body checks in the hall? 460 00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:56,739 Since when does Bret even have so many friends? 461 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,349 He doesn't. 462 00:23:58,393 --> 00:23:59,916 It's pack behavior. 463 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,266 Bret's home-grown. He's a Stonie through and through. 464 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:04,181 Easy to root for. 465 00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:07,097 And, think about it, if you win and Bret loses, 466 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:10,753 if he's not a man of honor, what does that say about them? 467 00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,755 So, what, this entire school is against me now? 468 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,801 Not the entire school, Jones. 469 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,151 You still got me. 470 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,243 [Betty] If that tape exists-- 471 00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:23,374 [Alice] We have to find it. 472 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,506 Agreed. 473 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,334 But we can't search the whole school. 474 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:29,685 What if Bret stores his collection 475 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:32,601 in the room where they have those secret society meetings? 476 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,777 In Stonewall Prep's basement. 477 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,562 Okay. 478 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,564 But we didn't fare so well breaking into their dorms. 479 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:41,262 No, but Jughead still has one last challenge. 480 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:43,786 We can slip into the basement while he's keeping Bret busy. 481 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:47,181 [cell phone vibrating] 482 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,488 Hey, Mr. Jones, what's up? 483 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,490 Red, we got a problem. Ted escaped. 484 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,536 Wherever you are, you have to get somewhere safe ASAP. 485 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,277 What? How the hell did he escape? 486 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,931 He just about snapped Tubby in two. 487 00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,541 Get yourself to safety, okay? 488 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:01,543 Okay. Bye. 489 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,416 -[door squeaks open] -Ted? 490 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,506 [both grunting] 491 00:25:58,687 --> 00:25:59,558 [Ted groans] 492 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:07,740 What the hell is happening? 493 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,181 [Archie panting] 494 00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:16,705 This school is insane. 495 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:17,924 -[gasps] -Are you okay? 496 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,186 Yeah. [coughs] 497 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:23,886 [grunting] 498 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:02,403 [Archie gasping] 499 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,320 How... 500 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:07,626 I thought you were gone. 501 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,802 I had a gut feeling this wasn't over, Archie. 502 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:10,846 But it is now. 503 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,415 [slow rock music playing] 504 00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:19,463 Refill? 505 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,771 You read my mind, sweetheart. 506 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:26,514 Maybe you'd like to enjoy it with me in a private room. 507 00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:33,739 [music continues playing in distance] 508 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:44,358 You little minx. 509 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:46,708 Relax, 510 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:49,015 drink up, and, uh, 511 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:52,409 I'm gonna get a little more comfortable. 512 00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:53,889 Okay? 513 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,763 [Betty] You're gonna mop the floor with him, Jug. 514 00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,461 Yeah, I hope so. 515 00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:03,943 I just have to stay focused if I'm gonna wipe that smug smile off Bret's face. 516 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,511 Where is the match? 517 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:09,688 Uh, same place as all the other ones. The seminar room. 518 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:10,863 At what time? 519 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,605 [Bret] I wanna raise the stakes. 520 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,957 When I win, you walk away from the Baxter Brotherscontract. 521 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,089 To what end? 522 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,918 The restoration of the rightful natural order of the world. 523 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:26,052 You lose, you slink away and are never heard from again. 524 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,228 Just like your grandfather. 525 00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:31,231 And Mr. DuPont gives the contract to me. 526 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,233 You wanna know what the one problem with that is? 527 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:34,364 Hmm? 528 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:38,629 You're a terrible writer, Bret. 529 00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:42,677 So, no, I'm not going to accept your terms. 530 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:45,071 This is a duel about honor. 531 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,551 And when you lose, 532 00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:48,727 it's going to be because 533 00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:50,729 I'm a better writer. 534 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:53,079 I'm a better competitor. 535 00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:55,908 [whispers] And I'm a better man. 536 00:28:58,475 --> 00:28:59,955 So can we get this started already? 537 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:02,088 Indeed. 538 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:05,047 Gentlemen. 539 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,226 Play wisely. 540 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,801 [whispers] Okay, come on. Veronica said it was this way. 541 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,557 All right, Betty. You find the tapes, I'll stand watch. 542 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,427 Okay. 543 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,182 Oh, my God. 544 00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:40,490 Okay. Moose, Moose... 545 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:43,406 Oh, that works, too. 546 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,113 [watch beeping] 547 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,074 I'm sorry. Someone's broken into the Quill and Skull's room. 548 00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:00,728 What are you talking about? 549 00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,599 Silent alarm. I have it synced to alert me of any intruders. 550 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,601 Mr. DuPont, may I call a recess? 551 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:07,474 [stammers] Yes, of course. We'll resume the game after this is cleared up. 552 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:12,958 Betty. 553 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,350 We have to go, now. 554 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:15,525 Okay. 555 00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:16,570 All right. 556 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,887 [door opening] 557 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:32,891 I almost admire your gumption, Ponytail, but you're done. You're trespassing. 558 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,719 And you're illegally recording people having sex. 559 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:37,808 And this is your tape of me and Jughead. 560 00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:38,984 Whoa, whoa, wait. 561 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,551 What the hell is going on? 562 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:44,293 Your perv of a roommate taped us in your bed, Jug. 563 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,122 Are you serious, Bret? 564 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,082 All the tapes in this room are private property. 565 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:54,695 Consensual testimonies given by students being inducted into the Quill and Skull. 566 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:57,698 The tape you're holding right now is Jughead's initiation confession. 567 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,006 Confession... 568 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,574 I did make a confession. 569 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,794 Right. So I'll have my private property back. 570 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,757 Excellent. Now, can we finish the match? 571 00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:43,004 Wait. No, that allows me to put you in-- 572 00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:44,049 Checkmate, yeah. 573 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,400 Why? Why would you do that? 574 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:49,402 'Cause I'm done playing this game, Bret. 575 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:52,144 That's game over, Mr. DuPont. 576 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,623 Bret wins this duel. 577 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:56,017 You 578 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:59,194 are more of a Stonewall man than I will ever be 579 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:01,762 or I'll ever want to be. 580 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:03,982 Let's blow this place. 581 00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:17,560 All right. Thank you, Mr. Jones, I appreciate it. 582 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:19,693 Okay. Bye. 583 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,352 The Feds picked up Ted. 584 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,963 He'll be tried for everything he did in Riverdale. 585 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,530 He said they're looking for you, too. 586 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,358 Of course, they are. 587 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:35,187 My mom's the lawyer, not me, 588 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:37,754 but wouldn't it go better if you turned yourself in? 589 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,582 You could cut a deal, maybe, too. 590 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,106 [sighs] 591 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,065 All right. 592 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,807 All right, Archie, I'll do it. I'll turn myself in tomorrow. 593 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,810 I genuinely think this is the right thing to do, Uncle Frank. 594 00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:56,773 [Hermione] Veronica, your father doesn't want me to tell you this, 595 00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:59,080 but I think it's important that you know. 596 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,908 We didn't go to New York on business. 597 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,519 We went to see a doctor. 598 00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:04,651 A specialist. 599 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:08,220 He ran some tests, 600 00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:10,744 and he confirmed that your father has a disease. 601 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,094 What? What... 602 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,270 What kind of disease? 603 00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:17,142 It's a neuromuscular disorder. 604 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,623 It will weaken your father. 605 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,192 His muscles will atrophy. 606 00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:27,065 He'll lose his motor skills. 607 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:30,590 But there's good news. 608 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:33,027 We caught it early, so there's drugs 609 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,856 -and therapies. -So he's... 610 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:38,293 going to be fine? 611 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,688 I don't know. 612 00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:44,908 We just know that he's very... 613 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:48,782 [crying] He's very sick. 614 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:51,785 Mom. 615 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:54,831 [Hermione sobbing] 616 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,229 What? 617 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,491 Where the hell am I? 618 00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,366 Who the hell are you? 619 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:09,150 -I bet you say that to all the boys. -[footsteps approaching] 620 00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,892 It's okay. Yeah. We understand. 621 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:13,807 Things got pretty wild last night. 622 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:16,114 [Toni] You wanna see? 623 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:20,466 You and the boys here made a little video. 624 00:35:21,684 --> 00:35:23,991 [Nick laughing on video] 625 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,306 Had enough? 626 00:35:34,349 --> 00:35:35,394 [Nick] How could you? 627 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:38,005 You can't... 628 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,616 You better not show that to anyone, you bitch, or I'm gonna-- 629 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:43,184 Or you'll what, exactly? 630 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,360 Now listen up, worm, 631 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,275 because I'm only gonna say this once. 632 00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:49,147 You don't know me. 633 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,758 But I know you. 634 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:56,197 And I know exactly what you did to my girlfriend Cheryl Blossom 635 00:35:56,241 --> 00:36:00,549 and what you've probably done to a lot of other innocent young women. 636 00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:04,510 You will never step foot in Riverdale again. 637 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:09,036 You will not so much as even think about Cheryl Blossom. 638 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,735 And you will never assault another woman 639 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:18,828 because, if you do, I will let the whole world see what was done to you. 640 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:23,355 I will ruin you. 641 00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:35,193 [Nick laughing hysterically on video] 642 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,066 Why are you tickling me? 643 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,459 [continues laughing] 644 00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:42,591 [all laughing] 645 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:46,856 So... So Nick is what we in the tickle business would call a first-class squealer. 646 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:47,901 [all laughing] 647 00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:50,947 I propose a toast. 648 00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,125 To Toni Topaz, 649 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,563 who slayed yet another dragon from my past. 650 00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,219 [all] Cheers! [laughing] 651 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:11,403 I am, as always, one lucky lady. 652 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:34,817 [Archie] Frank didn't even leave a note. 653 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,082 I'm sorry, Red. 654 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:40,562 I know you two got close. 655 00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:42,216 Yeah, we did. 656 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,784 [sighs] 657 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,264 And can I tell you, Mr. Jones? 658 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:49,745 I knew he was gonna run. 659 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,617 Even when he told me he wasn't, I just... 660 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:53,227 I felt it. 661 00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:55,316 So, uh, 662 00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:57,579 what's next? 663 00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,973 -For Frank? He's probably halfway to Alaska. -No, no. 664 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:01,017 I mean, for you. 665 00:38:03,193 --> 00:38:04,194 I don't know. 666 00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,372 [chuckles] 667 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:11,376 My dad was a decent, good guy. 668 00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:15,249 He worked hard. He loved me. He loved his life. 669 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,991 I believe he slept peacefully at night, you know? 670 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:20,036 Unless I was out doing some dumbass thing. 671 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:24,258 Some days he won, and some days he lost. 672 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:28,131 But, usually, it was a draw, and that was enough for him. 673 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:29,959 He was just a... 674 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,920 He was a simple man with honor. 675 00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:38,011 Maybe that's what next for me. 676 00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:39,839 Hmm. 677 00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,234 Sounds like a good plan to me. 678 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,073 [sighs] 679 00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:58,466 [china clinking] 680 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:00,729 [breathes deeply] 681 00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:04,298 [Veronica] Well, Mom, 682 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,518 Dad, 683 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:09,869 I know it's still months away, 684 00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:13,133 but clear your schedules and mark your calendars for August 15th, 685 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:14,352 a very special day. 686 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:17,920 Special in what way? 687 00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:22,055 It's when Barnard welcomes its incoming freshman class, 688 00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:24,666 including a certain Veronica Lodge. 689 00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:26,451 -[Hermione] Veronica! -[laughs] 690 00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:28,017 You'll be moving me into my dorm. 691 00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:30,019 [stammers] I'm sorry. Did you say "Lodge"? 692 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,369 Yes. 693 00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:33,806 I did. 694 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:38,898 Going to New York, seeing Katy, 695 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:41,814 it reminded me of something I was missing. 696 00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:47,254 But no need to make a federal case out of it, Daddy. 697 00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:48,255 No. 698 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:50,866 Absolutely not, mija. 699 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:58,178 -[Betty] Any regrets about throwing the match? -[Jughead] No. 700 00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:00,267 If I've learned anything over these last couple days, 701 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,444 it's that I really don't have to prove anything to these people. 702 00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:07,013 They have no idea what true honor is. 703 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:10,973 And you are not a damsel in distress. 704 00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:13,498 But I'll murder Bret if he actually has a tape of us. 705 00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:16,022 Speaking of tapes, 706 00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:18,285 I did manage to sneak something out of the Quill and Skull room. 707 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,505 A videotape labelled "Donna." 708 00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:29,731 We were having an affair. 709 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:37,347 I knew it was wrong, and I didn't want anybody to get into trouble, 710 00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:39,132 so I tried to break it off with him. 711 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,875 But then he got... 712 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:45,443 aggressive. 713 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,184 Wait. What's going on? 714 00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:51,579 This is exactly what Donna told me about Mr. Chipping, except... 715 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:54,016 Wait for this part. 716 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:57,324 And I was so scared, I told him if he didn't stop I'd go to the headmaster. 717 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:01,154 I'd never seen Mr. Kotter so mad. 718 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,200 Who's Mr. Kotter? 719 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:06,159 Based on my research, 720 00:41:06,202 --> 00:41:08,988 no one. He doesn't exist. 721 00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:12,818 Even more chilling, Donna is 100% using the same language, 722 00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:17,344 even exactly the same words that she used when she told me about Mr. Chipping. 723 00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:19,564 I didn't want anybody to get into trouble. 724 00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,305 So, I tried to break it off with him. 725 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:24,482 [breath hitches] But then he got... aggressive. 726 00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:29,225 -Meaning-- -She's lying, Jug. 727 00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:33,534 This is a rehearsed speech Donna has given at least twice. 728 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:36,058 All this time, I've been thinking, we've been thinking, 729 00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:40,019 that Bret's the evil mastermind behind Stonewall Prep. 730 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,238 But I think we need to be more worried about Donna.