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Forget art imitating life.
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Here we had a case of
art imitating death.
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The snuff film that showed Jason Blossom
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being murdered by dear old dad...
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in a bizarre recreation of it.
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Months of static shots
of houses, now this.
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Why change the pattern?
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Our Voyeur is trying to
recreate himself into an auteur.
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No longer satisfied with merely
documenting our daily lives, it seems.
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Between this tape and the
one of Betty killing me,
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it seems like he's trying to
painstakingly recreate our deaths.
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Or near deaths.
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He's trying to blur the line
between fact and fiction.
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Is it a warning?
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- Could be a rehearsal.
- For what?
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An actual murder.
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So our auteur got a copy of the
Jason Blossom murder video and then...
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pulls a Gus Van Sant
and tries to remake it?
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Where did he get the
original video though?
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Blue Velvet Video.
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Is there anything else
we can do at this point?
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Wait for another tape.
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Keep going through the videos that
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we confiscated from the Scarlet Suite.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna have to
let you two fellows handle that
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because I have to finish
proofing the yearbook tonight.
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The most high school
thing you've ever said.
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Here it is, Mr. Honey.
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Riverdale High's yearbook as requested.
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There will be no yearbook
this year, Ms. Cooper.
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Sorry, what? Why?
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The deadline for the
printers was two days ago.
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Yes, but I called the printers
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and they said if we give
it to them this afternoon,
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the yearbooks would
be ready by graduation.
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Yes, but I told you that I
would need to approve every page.
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And I will not be able to
do that by this afternoon.
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I pulled all-nighters to get this done
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and because I'm two days late,
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you're punishing all of my classmates?
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How is that fair?
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I'm sorry, Ms. Cooper,
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but my decision is final.
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- Hello?
- Is this Forsythe Pendleton Jones?
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Depends who's asking.
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My name is Dina Letum.
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I'm the admissions coordinator
at the University of Iowa.
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Do you have a moment to
talk about your application?
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Breaking news, everybody.
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So the University of Iowa
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has one of the best writing
programs in the country.
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I applied for spring,
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but then they told me they
could take me as early as fall.
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You're a good writer, bro.
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Wait.
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So this acceptance is conditional?
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Yeah. They require additional materials,
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which means I need another story.
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But this could be my redemption
after that whole Stonewall hell.
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The only problem is
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the well of my creative
unconscious is tapped out.
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Well, you could write a
monster story about Mr. Honey.
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I am proud of you though, Jug.
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What did he do?
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Honey is refusing to
publish the yearbook.
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Our legacy.
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The written record of
our last four years.
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Our friendships, our
loves, clubs, dances.
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Bee, if it's about money, I'm
happy to help pay for the printing.
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Thank you, Vee, but
it's... the principal of it.
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Mr. Honey has been on
our case since day one.
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Do you remember when he threatened
us on our first day back?
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And how many of us are already
banned from going to prom?
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Fangs, Reggie, Toni and I are
all banned because of Ticklegate.
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And I'm out because of that bogus
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quiz show cheating scandal.
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Lest we not forget my transcendent
rendition of Cherry Bomb
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which got Veronica,
the Vixens and myself
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barred from the promenade.
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So, literally the only
people going to prom are...
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- You wanna go to prom with me, Jug?
- Oh, I'd be honored.
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But I'm not putting out.
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Let the fan fiction begin.
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Cousin Betty, I share your outrage.
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Something must be done to
stop this heinous villain.
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Like what? Every time we
make a move against him,
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he hits us back.
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He's not letting Archie walk
with the rest of us at graduation.
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He's a fiend.
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Although, one thing that
would stop Mr. Honey...
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is if we killed him.
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Or scared him enough to leave town.
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I mean, it would be so easy.
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Mr. Honey works late on Tuesdays.
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He usually leaves around 9:00.
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Yeah, but wouldn't he recognize us?
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Good point, Arch.
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Okay, let's say we wear bunny masks
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and Stonewall Prep jackets.
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I could sneak up and knock him out.
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Take him down.
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Then we tie him up and stuff
him into the trunk of a car.
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What do you say, Reggie?
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Can we borrow Bella for this?
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After the way Honey trashed
her on Halloween night?
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Bella!
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What happened to my car?
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Such a shame when someone
disrespects your property, isn't it?
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Hell yeah.
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Where the hell do we take him?
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My family still owns
that cabin in Fox Forest.
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Then we take him there and
make him think he's gonna die.
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And I know just the way we can do that.
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Veronica, do you remember when we
maple-boarded my monster of a mumsie?
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We're letting you go,
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but you're leaving town tonight.
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And if you don't, we'll keep doing this.
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And we won't stop until you're dead.
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You're insane.
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Fine. More syrup please, then
we'll start digging his grave.
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No, no, no.
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At least that's one way
we could get our revenge.
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We could do that, for sure.
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Or we could pull off
a classic senior prank,
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the likes of which
will never be forgotten.
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And I've got just the one for Mr. Honey.
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It's an oldie, but a goodie.
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Miss Bell, could you come in here?
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Miss Bell!
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Looks like we won this round.
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Maybe.
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Though I still think
we should've killed him.
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Jug, what are you doing?
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I'm writing a new story for Iowa.
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You gave me the idea actually.
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It's called Killing Mr. Honey.
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Great title.
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It's perfect. I get to write something
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for my Iowa submission while
simultaneously working out
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our collective revenge
fantasy against Mr. Honey.
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I printed some pages on your
night table if you wanna read.
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Kidnapping Mr. Honey was
supposed to be a joke, a prank.
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Payback for how he
terrorized them all year long.
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Where are his glasses?
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Crap, they must've fallen along the way.
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No one was supposed to die.
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I can barely see without my glasses.
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So you might as well take
those ridiculous masks off.
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Shut the hell up.
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I know exactly who you are, Mr. Mantle.
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Mr. Andrews and Mr. Jones.
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And clearly you've
partnered with Ms. Lodge,
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Ms. Blossom and of course...
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Ms. Cooper.
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Yo, what the hell are you doing?
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He said he knew who we were.
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Actually, I didn't know, Mr. Mantle.
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I suspected it.
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But thanks to your stupidity,
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my suspicions have been confirmed.
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Dude, he played you like a cheap violin.
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You just blew our cover, you idiot.
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You think that's funny?
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You think you're better than me?
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- Reggie!
- Hey, Reggie!
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Come on, come on. Just stop it.
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- You're gonna kill him. Stop it, Reggie.
- All right.
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Tell me, Mr. Mantle,
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is that what your father does to you?
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Hey, shut up! Hey, Reggie!
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We're leaving you now, Mr. Honey,
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but we'll be back soon.
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And you shut your damn mouth
or we're gonna let him back in.
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Wow, that's dark.
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Is it too dark?
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No, I love it.
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Well, duty calls.
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Charles wants us to
meet him at his office.
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Is there any way you
can take point on that?
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I wanna continue working on this.
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Sure.
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Once Mr. Honey was secure at the cabin,
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we took shifts watching him.
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Cheryl was up first.
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Have one of you found them? My glasses?
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TBH, I don't know.
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It's not too late, Ms. Blossom.
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You can make this right.
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We are making it right.
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By kidnapping me.
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How do you think this ends?
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Betty and Jughead have a plan.
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Huh.
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Well, I've never taken
you to be a follower.
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Yes. Well,
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you have given us something
we've never had before.
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A common enemy.
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You were cruel to me, Mr. Honey.
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You barred me and all
of my Vixens from prom.
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You locked Ms. Appleyard in her office.
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She had a panic attack and quit.
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What was I supposed to do?
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What am I supposed to do now?
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Hmm.
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Agree to make a video...
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giving us permission to go to prom
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and promising that you
won't punish us for this
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or anything ever again.
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Might I suggest an
alternative, Ms. Blossom?
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Release me.
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Call the police.
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Tell them it was a...
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it was a school prank
that went horribly awry.
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You'll be punished, of course.
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But at least your lives won't be ruined.
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So you won't make that video then?
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Absolutely not.
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Fine.
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Then it's your funeral, Mr. Honey.
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Mrs. Klump received this
new videotape this morning.
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Oh, my God. Another recreation?
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Where did you get the actual footage?
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Finished going through the videos
that we confiscated from Blue Velvet.
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Turns out Jason Blossom's snuff film
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wasn't the only
contraband that David had.
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Where the hell is he getting these from?
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Next, it was Archie and Veronica's
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turn to check on their captive.
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To see if he'd had a change of heart.
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Mr. Honey. Mr. Honey.
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Does he have a pulse?
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Here, let me check.
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Is he okay?
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Is he alive?
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- You're late.
- And you are?
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I'm Principal Weatherbee's
replacement, Mr. Honey.
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Things are gonna be different this year.
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We'll have order, discipline.
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- Is he okay, is he alive?
- No.
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He's not.
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He's dead.
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RIP, Mr. Honey.
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Brace yourselves, bitches.
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I just saw our most hated foe,
Honey, entering his office.
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Was his ass still glued to his chair?
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I heard they had to use
turpentine to unstick it.
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He was smelling particularly odious.
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Students of Riverdale High.
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Unless the person or persons responsible
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for yesterday's so-called
prank step forward,
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prom is officially cancelled.
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I knew it.
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I knew your juvenile antics
were going to end in tragedy.
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Turn thyself in, Reginald, immediately.
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No way.
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00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,080
I pranked Mr. Honey
on behalf of all of us.
258
00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:34,565
And for the record...
259
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,400
I did not prank alone.
260
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,387
Oh, God. And who would be
stupid enough to help you?
261
00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:45,284
- Kevin.
- Archie!
262
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,794
- What's the big deal?
- It's not like any of us were allowed to go.
263
00:14:47,796 --> 00:14:50,040
We were going to crash
it, you dotty pole.
264
00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:51,506
Now there's nothing left to crash.
265
00:14:51,509 --> 00:14:52,922
And I refuse to be the
only sitting president
266
00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:55,751
in the history of Riverdale
High who didn't sponsor a prom.
267
00:14:55,754 --> 00:14:57,253
Okay, everyone chill.
268
00:14:57,255 --> 00:15:00,348
Reggie's not the enemy
here. Mr. Honey is.
269
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,934
If we all turn against
each other now, we all lose.
270
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,170
If we want the prom back, we
need to think strategically.
271
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,939
Betty, what should we do?
272
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,320
We research our enemy,
273
00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:15,312
determine if there are any skeletons
in his closet we can exploit.
274
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,439
I'll take point on that.
275
00:15:17,442 --> 00:15:19,122
In the meantime...
276
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,733
Nobody panic.
277
00:15:28,857 --> 00:15:30,783
I don't understand.
278
00:15:30,786 --> 00:15:32,672
I didn't even hit him that hard.
279
00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:34,457
Why did you even have to
hit him at all, Reggie?
280
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:35,970
You were the last one to see him alive.
281
00:15:35,972 --> 00:15:37,181
I didn't do anything.
282
00:15:37,184 --> 00:15:38,348
He was fine when I left him.
283
00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:40,149
He must've toppled over
in his chair or something.
284
00:15:40,151 --> 00:15:42,507
We wanted to scare Mr.
Honey, not kill him.
285
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:43,804
Well, he's dead.
286
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,344
There's no walking back from it.
287
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,896
Jug is right. What's done is done.
288
00:15:47,898 --> 00:15:49,489
The only question is,
289
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,015
are we going to let
this terrible accident,
290
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,477
and yes, I am calling it
an accident, which it was,
291
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,064
ruin our lives, our future?
292
00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:00,024
I hope not.
293
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,600
I'm going to Highsmith College.
294
00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:03,837
I'm going to Barnard.
295
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:04,964
I'm going to Yale.
296
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,383
I'm going to the Naval Academy.
297
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,198
I'm trying to go to
the University of Iowa.
298
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,992
And I'm going to Riverdale
Community College.
299
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:12,254
Maybe.
300
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,239
All right, then.
301
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,276
Who here has experience in
getting rid of a dead body?
302
00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,296
The hell. Am I the only one that
303
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:25,558
hasn't gotten rid of a dead body before?
304
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,653
No time like the present, bro.
305
00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:39,856
You're not gonna believe this.
306
00:16:39,858 --> 00:16:42,233
I did some sleuthing on
our least favorite tyrant
307
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,569
and it turns out there's a pattern
308
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,738
to his reign of terror.
309
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,741
Honey has cancelled prom at
every high school he's worked at.
310
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,502
For different reasons, but the
end result is always the same.
311
00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:56,414
Geez. He's like the
Grinch that stole prom.
312
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,300
What are we gonna do with this?
313
00:16:58,302 --> 00:17:00,710
We share this key
information with our troops
314
00:17:00,712 --> 00:17:03,691
and dispatch them to
the appropriate parties.
315
00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:09,761
Hi, honey. How was school?
316
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,738
Well, Mom, now that you mention it...
317
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,947
Mr. Honey cancelled prom.
318
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,767
That's not even the worst of it.
319
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,019
He's doing it out of spite.
320
00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:21,031
And look, I'm not one for school dances,
321
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,274
but this one means a lot.
322
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,610
Nana, it's our senior year.
323
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,737
And I for one did not
suffer for four years
324
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:29,423
to have this one magical night
325
00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:33,493
taken away by some hateful he-shrew.
326
00:17:33,495 --> 00:17:35,745
This is like a personal
vendetta with him.
327
00:17:35,747 --> 00:17:37,931
We can't let Mr. Honey
take this away from us.
328
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,008
Not after everything we've been through.
329
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:43,964
Mr. Jones, Mom, we need this.
330
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,302
Mr. Honey. As concerned parents,
331
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,305
we are here to demand
that you reinstate prom
332
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,997
and you re-invite those students
333
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,958
you so rudely barred from attending.
334
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,259
That won't be possible.
335
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:25,836
You see it's my job to
prepare these students
336
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:28,631
to be upstanding citizens of the world,
337
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:31,226
and their behavior
needs to reflect that.
338
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,870
So far, it has not.
339
00:18:32,873 --> 00:18:34,637
Oh, I'll show you some behavior.
340
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:37,899
Mr. Honey, Mary Andrews
here, attorney-at-law.
341
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,413
May I bring to your attention
342
00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:43,160
the case of Murray et al vs.
The Greendale School District?
343
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,365
A small town principal cancelled prom
344
00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:47,525
and parents of said small town sued him
345
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,694
for psychological damage, and won.
346
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,988
I'm a very good lawyer, Mr. Honey.
347
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,007
And might I add, as
the mayor of Riverdale,
348
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:57,326
I have a direct line to Governor
Dooley and the Board of Education.
349
00:18:57,328 --> 00:19:00,830
And I'd hate for them to look into
and possibly revoke your credentials.
350
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:02,665
And RIVW has been hungry
351
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,926
for a gripping, public interest story
352
00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:07,429
that would make nationwide headlines.
353
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:09,764
"Principal Cancels Prom Out of Spite."
354
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:11,858
I think would surely fit the bill.
355
00:19:13,136 --> 00:19:15,344
And what will you two do to me?
356
00:19:15,346 --> 00:19:16,776
Oh, we're just the muscle.
357
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,019
Well, I am sorry, but
my decision is final.
358
00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:25,872
Actually it's not. As
President of the PTA,
359
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,931
I have a right to demand
a vote on this matter.
360
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:32,795
Perhaps, if all of us,
361
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:35,072
say over the age of 20, would
like to adjourn to my office,
362
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,575
we might discuss this as adults.
363
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,160
Yes, let's do that.
364
00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:41,721
And as student body
president, I'll be joining.
365
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,010
Fine.
366
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,544
And so the dragon that
had been terrorizing
367
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:51,139
the halls of Riverdale High was beaten.
368
00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:53,024
Vanquished.
369
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,594
All that remained was
giving it a proper burial.
370
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,238
Hurry up!
371
00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,479
It's almost dawn.
372
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:03,392
How deep does the grave have to be?
373
00:20:03,394 --> 00:20:04,850
Deep. It's Riverdale.
374
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,587
What's shocking is, how many times
375
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:16,155
have we said these
very words in real life?
376
00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:18,215
I know, isn't it chilling?
377
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,618
Hobo. Bride of Hobo.
378
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,130
As student body president, I
have an announcement to make.
379
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:26,887
Although, I believe this proclamation
calls for a more festive setting.
380
00:20:37,521 --> 00:20:39,029
Classmates...
381
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,264
Mothers, fathers...
382
00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:43,599
Nana...
383
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,568
Prom is officially back on!
384
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,610
So, I'd like to propose a toast.
385
00:20:54,612 --> 00:20:56,296
To generations united,
386
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,614
together, we have proven victorious.
387
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:01,409
To all of us,
388
00:21:01,411 --> 00:21:03,661
and to a senior prom
we will never forget.
389
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,122
Yay! Cheers!
390
00:21:06,124 --> 00:21:08,662
And if I may speak for the grown-ups.
391
00:21:08,665 --> 00:21:09,900
Yup.
392
00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:15,098
We're just so very, very proud of you.
393
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,426
And the thoughtful, intelligent
young adults you've become.
394
00:21:18,428 --> 00:21:20,845
You kids have been through a lot.
395
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,681
Much more than we did, when
we were at Riverdale High.
396
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:26,518
And we may not say it enough but,
397
00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:28,019
you mean the world to us.
398
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,738
And, although it may
not always seem like it,
399
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:33,357
we have your best interests at heart.
400
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,151
You worked hard, you
deserve to celebrate.
401
00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:39,005
My boy is gonna be the first
Jones man to go to college.
402
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,108
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
403
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,710
They were supposed to feel relief,
404
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,379
Honey was dead, and buried.
405
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,549
And they'd gotten away
with it. They were free.
406
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:02,970
Free to go back to talking about
college and homework... And prom...
407
00:22:02,972 --> 00:22:05,473
So, in terms of a theme for prom...
408
00:22:05,475 --> 00:22:07,200
- Hm?
- I was thinking,
409
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,768
"Old Hollywood."
410
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,020
I was going to suggest
F. Scott Fitzgerald,
411
00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:13,230
The Beautiful and Damned, but,
412
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,235
old Hollywood glamour works as well.
413
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:17,037
Now, how many limos should we get?
414
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,205
How can you talk about prom and
limos after what we did last night?
415
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:24,335
Hey, Reggie, shut the hell up right now.
416
00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:26,555
All I'm saying is last
night was majorly messed up.
417
00:22:26,558 --> 00:22:28,746
- Reg...
- Guys, I was just in the front office
418
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,563
and I saw Ms. Bell
talking to the police.
419
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,467
What? What were they talking about?
420
00:22:32,469 --> 00:22:34,135
You know, how Principal
Honey's gone missing?
421
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:37,421
Well, some Adventure Scouts
were camping in the woods,
422
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,924
found a pair of glasses that
might belong to Mr. Honey.
423
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,902
So now the police are
suspecting foul play.
424
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,273
They're canceling class,
425
00:22:44,274 --> 00:22:47,009
sending out a search
party. Should we go sign up?
426
00:22:57,068 --> 00:22:59,235
This is a great complication, Jug.
427
00:22:59,237 --> 00:23:00,763
- You think so?
- Mmm-hmm.
428
00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:02,114
You don't think the Adventure Scouts
429
00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:03,498
finding the glasses is too contrived?
430
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,092
Guys, I was in the office right
now, Mr. Honey asked me to find you.
431
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,453
Said he wanted to see you ASAP.
432
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,824
That's weird.
433
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,940
Charles. Mr. Honey.
434
00:23:15,943 --> 00:23:17,456
What's up, Chuck?
435
00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:21,403
Well, a videotape was delivered
to the school this morning.
436
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,113
I called Agent Smith,
437
00:23:24,116 --> 00:23:28,069
and he told me that the two of you
have been helping him with his case.
438
00:23:29,434 --> 00:23:32,226
I thought you might want to see this.
439
00:23:32,228 --> 00:23:35,646
Be warned, it's extremely unsettling.
440
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,766
Now, it's just the
school's facade at first,
441
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:44,316
but then...
442
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:50,911
How long does this go on for?
443
00:23:50,913 --> 00:23:53,164
Hours.
444
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,666
Whoever shot this video covered
every inch of the school.
445
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,143
I mean, every hallway, every classroom,
446
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,978
the gym, the auditorium,
the locker rooms.
447
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,650
But what could it possibly mean?
448
00:24:01,466 --> 00:24:04,633
Because it feels like a...
449
00:24:04,635 --> 00:24:06,728
I don't know, a warning or a...
450
00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:09,487
threat. Wouldn't you agree, Agent Smith?
451
00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:13,060
That's one way to interpret it, yes.
452
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,623
Well, in that case,
453
00:24:20,577 --> 00:24:24,078
seems I have no other option but
to put the school on high alert.
454
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,981
And despite the PTA's
wishes, cancel prom.
455
00:24:26,984 --> 00:24:29,493
If this tape even
suggests the possibility
456
00:24:29,496 --> 00:24:31,827
of violence against any of my students,
457
00:24:31,829 --> 00:24:34,538
every precaution must be taken,
458
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,697
including curbing
extra-curricular activities.
459
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,169
Will you let your friends know,
460
00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:41,980
while I alert your parents?
461
00:24:43,634 --> 00:24:44,906
Mmm-hmm.
462
00:24:56,354 --> 00:24:58,521
- This feels very wrong.
- Completely agree.
463
00:24:58,523 --> 00:25:00,540
We know that our guy has
moved on from simple recordings
464
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,234
and on to re-creations. This
tape feels like he's backtracking.
465
00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,869
Or unless he's revisiting themes.
466
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,253
Or it could be a hoax.
467
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,530
I mean, think about it, the
general public does not know
468
00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:11,575
our Voyeur/auteur has moved
on to re-creations, right?
469
00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:13,141
- Correct.
- I'm following you, Jughead.
470
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:15,912
So, if someone wanted to pretend
to be our auteur and they didn't
471
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,756
have the privileged
information that we do,
472
00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:21,298
they would have shot a video exactly
like the one Mr. Honey was sent.
473
00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:23,546
It's not a coincidence.
Honey wants to cancel prom,
474
00:25:23,548 --> 00:25:26,566
he's conveniently sent a video
that gives him the perfect excuse.
475
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,477
Guys, unless we have conclusive
proof that this videotape was made by
476
00:25:29,479 --> 00:25:31,762
someone other than our original guy,
477
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,597
Honey's well within his
rights to cancel prom.
478
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,441
Well, can we borrow a
copy of Honey's tape?
479
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:36,818
Sure. Why?
480
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,350
So we can review every second of it.
481
00:25:38,353 --> 00:25:42,116
No, you have a story to write. I
will watch the damn tape. Let's go.
482
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,483
And then, without warning,
483
00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:47,444
their carefully constructed
plan began to unravel.
484
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:49,255
Thanks to a guilt-ridden Reggie.
485
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,424
Hey, you know what I heard about Honey?
486
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,334
I heard he was hooking
up with a student,
487
00:25:53,337 --> 00:25:54,569
and got run out of town.
488
00:25:54,572 --> 00:25:57,787
Who cares? Guy was a total
perv. Gave me the creeps.
489
00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:01,035
What are you saying?
What are you saying!
490
00:26:01,038 --> 00:26:02,969
That you're glad that he's dead?
491
00:26:02,972 --> 00:26:04,604
Reggie, shut the hell up.
492
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,714
No, that's not what we're saying.
493
00:26:06,716 --> 00:26:09,016
Look, all I'm saying is
the guy was a total weirdo.
494
00:26:09,018 --> 00:26:11,354
If he ran off, who cares, good riddance.
495
00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:13,362
He didn't run off.
496
00:26:16,267 --> 00:26:18,165
They found his glasses.
497
00:26:18,168 --> 00:26:19,322
What's your point?
498
00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:20,702
Dude, Reggie, I'm serious.
499
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:24,574
Just that, they found his glasses.
500
00:26:24,576 --> 00:26:27,201
But Honey will never
be found 'cause he is...
501
00:26:27,203 --> 00:26:29,530
Shut up. Shut up.
502
00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:32,640
You don't know what
you're talking about.
503
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,133
I'm ordering Chinese, you want Lo Mein?
504
00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:53,422
Yup, and some fried wontons, please.
505
00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:56,774
- Chicken or veggie?
- Oh, hell no.
506
00:27:01,511 --> 00:27:03,279
Charles.
507
00:27:11,346 --> 00:27:12,766
I think we got him.
508
00:27:19,422 --> 00:27:23,683
Agent Smith, Ms. Cooper,
Mr. Jones. May I help you?
509
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,043
Yes, you can tell us
whether or not this is you
510
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:29,522
in the screengrab from
the video you received.
511
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,767
Is it you holding the
camera in that photo?
512
00:27:32,769 --> 00:27:35,719
I mean, it's only two frames
but it's enough to nail your ass.
513
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:38,531
If you're suggesting that I'm
sending videotapes around town...
514
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:41,154
No, not all the tapes, just this one.
515
00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:44,779
You're a copycat, Mr. Honey,
and not a very good one.
516
00:27:44,781 --> 00:27:48,041
Using the Voyeur's MO to
ramp up your personal feud
517
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,566
against me and my friends?
518
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,068
Feud?
519
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,211
I...
520
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,955
I've been trying to protect you.
521
00:27:53,957 --> 00:27:56,031
The only person we need
protection from is you,
522
00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,664
Mr. Honey, you're deranged.
523
00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:01,460
I was trying to help you.
524
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:04,915
To prepare you for a
life outside of Riverdale.
525
00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:06,478
You can justify your
actions all you want
526
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,711
but we already sent copies of
the videos to the school board,
527
00:28:08,713 --> 00:28:09,897
aka, our parents.
528
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:12,473
So between them and the FBI,
529
00:28:12,475 --> 00:28:14,118
I hope you have a good lawyer.
530
00:28:15,311 --> 00:28:17,979
Guess that's checkmate, Mr. Honey.
531
00:28:17,982 --> 00:28:19,862
Don't mess with us in our own town.
532
00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:24,652
What causes a principal to
hate his students so much?
533
00:28:24,654 --> 00:28:26,412
Was he bullied in high school?
534
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,915
Is his entire career based on revenge?
535
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,441
Well, maybe he should've had sessions
536
00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:33,569
with Mrs. Burble along
with the rest of us.
537
00:28:33,571 --> 00:28:35,446
At least now you can finish your story
538
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,498
without any real-life interruptions.
539
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,907
How close are you to being done?
540
00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:40,772
Oh, close. Reggie just died.
541
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,903
Reggie? Why did Reggie have to die?
542
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:10,915
It's not right.
543
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:12,940
Reggie didn't deserve that.
544
00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:15,461
Well, of course he
didn't deserve it, Cheryl.
545
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,079
You need to get ahold of yourself.
546
00:29:17,082 --> 00:29:18,425
Do you understand me?
547
00:29:18,428 --> 00:29:21,374
It's very sad, tragic even,
what happened to Reggie,
548
00:29:21,377 --> 00:29:23,118
but he was out of control.
549
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,263
He couldn't handle himself
when Mr. Honey died.
550
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,831
Died? Are you serious?
551
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,000
Jughead's right, Cheryl.
552
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:31,460
Reggie was spiraling.
553
00:29:31,462 --> 00:29:33,003
He was drinking.
554
00:29:34,056 --> 00:29:35,784
- Tell her, Arch.
- Yeah.
555
00:29:35,787 --> 00:29:37,508
If hadn't been in the
locker room that time,
556
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,634
I don't know what he would've said.
557
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,196
Fine, but did we have to cut his brakes?
558
00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:44,347
I mean, we murdered out friend.
559
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,238
What are you talking about, Vee?
560
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:51,792
We didn't cut Reggie's brakes.
561
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:54,620
His death was an accident.
562
00:29:57,064 --> 00:30:00,029
The truth is he was never
taking care of that car
563
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,373
the way he should've.
564
00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:03,533
Eventually it just caught up with him.
565
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:05,511
We can't change what happened.
566
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:08,497
The only thing we can
do is live our lives.
567
00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:11,208
Wow. Are you hearing yourselves?
568
00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,335
It's like you actually
believe this crap.
569
00:30:13,338 --> 00:30:16,510
Ronnie, two people are
dead right now. Dead.
570
00:30:16,513 --> 00:30:17,756
And right now the world thinks
571
00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:19,432
that Reggie died from a car accident.
572
00:30:19,435 --> 00:30:20,818
A horrible car accident.
573
00:30:21,938 --> 00:30:24,105
So this ends...
574
00:30:24,107 --> 00:30:27,115
right now, if we all
just stick together.
575
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,048
- Will you do that for me?
- My God.
576
00:30:32,356 --> 00:30:34,874
I knew Betty and Jughead
had a dark streak,
577
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:37,710
but when did you become
such a monster, Archiekins?
578
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:41,515
Come on. Don't kid yourself, Veronica.
579
00:30:41,518 --> 00:30:43,301
In this town we're all monsters.
580
00:30:43,304 --> 00:30:46,576
We've always been monsters,
and that includes you, too.
581
00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:49,854
The question is, are we going
to be monsters in college...
582
00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:52,206
or in jail?
583
00:30:59,809 --> 00:31:01,717
Wow.
584
00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:04,386
So we're the monsters.
585
00:31:04,388 --> 00:31:06,723
I kinda just go wherever
the story leads me.
586
00:31:06,726 --> 00:31:08,740
But don't worry I'm gonna
change all of our names
587
00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:11,694
before I submit it to
the University of Iowa.
588
00:31:11,697 --> 00:31:16,670
So no one is going to know the
perverted truth about us... but us.
589
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,253
So, what happens next?
590
00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:22,163
Do Veronica and Cheryl go to the police,
591
00:31:22,165 --> 00:31:25,332
or does your teen angst
body count increase by two?
592
00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:26,759
I honestly don't even know yet.
593
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,215
I'm still trying to decide between some
594
00:31:28,217 --> 00:31:31,597
cautionary morality tale
and a nihilistic dark comedy.
595
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:35,209
Guys, dead man walking.
Hallway, right now.
596
00:31:35,211 --> 00:31:36,562
That was fast.
597
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:02,235
Well, Mr. Honey, looks
like the good guys won.
598
00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:09,117
Is that what you think happened here?
599
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:11,370
Well, you're leaving and we're staying,
600
00:32:11,372 --> 00:32:13,560
so yeah, I'd mark that as a win.
601
00:32:13,563 --> 00:32:14,839
Hmm.
602
00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:19,353
I stand by everything that I've done.
603
00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:22,610
Including the videotape.
604
00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:25,247
Everything that I have done...
605
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,284
is to make this school better, safer,
606
00:32:28,287 --> 00:32:30,614
for you and your classmates.
607
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,858
Because what goes on around here,
608
00:32:32,861 --> 00:32:36,204
murder, mayhem, depravity...
609
00:32:36,207 --> 00:32:38,350
it is not normal.
610
00:32:42,486 --> 00:32:44,486
Well, it's normal to us.
611
00:32:44,488 --> 00:32:46,822
Which is why we had to stop you.
612
00:32:46,824 --> 00:32:49,416
Stop me.
613
00:32:49,418 --> 00:32:51,677
Ms. Cooper...
614
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,587
I saw the writing on the wall days ago
615
00:32:53,589 --> 00:32:55,462
and I lined up my next job.
616
00:32:56,666 --> 00:33:00,593
I am Stonewall Prep's new headmaster.
617
00:33:00,596 --> 00:33:04,381
It seems they cleaned house
and were in need of a...
618
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:07,189
strong leader to help them
rebuild their reputation.
619
00:33:09,846 --> 00:33:11,846
And my salary, it's...
620
00:33:11,849 --> 00:33:13,999
triple what I've been making here.
621
00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:30,290
All right, you know
what? Screw Mr. Honey.
622
00:33:30,293 --> 00:33:32,478
- He sucks.
- That's right, Archiekins.
623
00:33:32,481 --> 00:33:33,702
I mean, who doctors up
624
00:33:33,704 --> 00:33:35,554
fake evidence just to cancel prom?
625
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,748
And takes away a school's yearbook?
626
00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:39,080
Censors a variety show.
627
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,876
A psycho, that's who.
628
00:33:40,878 --> 00:33:45,881
That man is anything but.
629
00:33:45,883 --> 00:33:49,718
I have been working in that
front office for 50 years.
630
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,312
And in all that time,
631
00:33:51,314 --> 00:33:54,907
I have outlasted eight principals.
632
00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:57,243
And beyond a doubt,
633
00:33:57,245 --> 00:34:00,103
the best, by far...
634
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:02,152
was Mr. Honey.
635
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:04,749
Poor Miss Bell,
636
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,608
you've fallen under the monster's spell.
637
00:34:08,155 --> 00:34:11,424
Do any of you have any idea
638
00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:14,302
what that man has done for this school?
639
00:34:16,339 --> 00:34:18,097
This year alone,
640
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:21,083
he personally arranged
for six low-income students
641
00:34:21,085 --> 00:34:24,252
to go to colleges on full scholarships.
642
00:34:24,254 --> 00:34:26,046
Wait, really?
643
00:34:26,048 --> 00:34:28,965
Also, this year's average GPA
644
00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:31,444
is higher than it's been in decades.
645
00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:33,946
And more seniors will
be going to college
646
00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:38,433
than have since 1956.
647
00:34:38,435 --> 00:34:41,210
Oh, and of course, no students
have died under his watch.
648
00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:45,968
He asked me to mail this for you.
649
00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:49,244
But I don't think I will.
650
00:34:49,246 --> 00:34:51,154
You may wanna read it though
651
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:54,073
to fully comprehend your actions.
652
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:01,876
What is it, Jug?
653
00:35:04,553 --> 00:35:07,476
It's a letter written by Mr.
Honey to the University of Iowa.
654
00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,612
Are you gonna open it?
655
00:35:26,817 --> 00:35:29,887
Look, it can't be worse than
whatever you're imagining.
656
00:35:55,637 --> 00:35:57,696
What did Mr. Honey say?
657
00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:59,205
Was he trying to screw you over?
658
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:00,474
Oh, my God.
659
00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:04,703
- I have to change it.
- Change what?
660
00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,411
My story, I have to fix it.
661
00:36:11,261 --> 00:36:13,904
The problem with believing
you have all the answers,
662
00:36:13,906 --> 00:36:16,698
is that is blinds you to the truth
that's right before your eyes.
663
00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:25,831
Mr. Honey.
664
00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:29,315
Ronnie, what do we do?
665
00:36:29,318 --> 00:36:30,834
Call 911.
666
00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:33,547
- No if we do that...
- If we don't, he'll die.
667
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:36,593
Call 911. I'll give him CPR.
668
00:36:40,057 --> 00:36:41,726
Uh, yeah. We need an ambulance.
669
00:36:51,647 --> 00:36:53,247
What the hell happened?
670
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:55,402
It's okay. The doctors
said Honey's gonna make it.
671
00:36:55,405 --> 00:36:57,089
No, I'm more worried about us.
672
00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,990
Okay. What do the police
know? What did you tell them?
673
00:36:59,993 --> 00:37:01,502
The truth.
674
00:37:01,504 --> 00:37:03,453
That this all started
as some stupid prank
675
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,005
and that things got out of hand.
676
00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:07,276
A prank? Do you realize
what you've done?
677
00:37:07,279 --> 00:37:09,417
Yeah, we kept a man from dying.
678
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,695
And ruined our lives.
679
00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:13,420
Reggie's right, you guys just
wrecked everything, our futures,
680
00:37:13,423 --> 00:37:14,940
now none of us are gonna go to college.
681
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,694
Who cares about college?
Don't you guys understand
682
00:37:16,696 --> 00:37:20,045
that we could spend the next 20
years of our lives in Shankshaw...
683
00:37:20,048 --> 00:37:21,739
Shankshaw prison?
684
00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:23,932
Are you listening to yourselves?
685
00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:25,703
Mr. Honey could've died.
686
00:37:25,706 --> 00:37:27,372
We would've been murderers.
687
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:30,727
Better that than what's
coming next for all of us.
688
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:33,399
You don't mean that, Betty, do you?
689
00:37:33,402 --> 00:37:35,778
That you would've
preferred Mr. Honey to die?
690
00:37:38,615 --> 00:37:40,066
What made you rewrite it?
691
00:37:41,877 --> 00:37:43,660
Guess I finally realized
what I was saying,
692
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,943
how I was saying it.
693
00:37:46,715 --> 00:37:50,643
I've been reveling in this
town's sickness and I was...
694
00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:53,628
enjoying the suffering
of another person,
695
00:37:53,630 --> 00:37:55,064
even if it was Mr. Honey.
696
00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:00,226
This is about Mr. Honey's letter.
697
00:38:00,229 --> 00:38:01,278
Isn't it?
698
00:38:04,158 --> 00:38:05,682
What does he say in it?
699
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,183
Hey, guys.
700
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:11,321
Hey, Jellybean, uh, now
is not the best time.
701
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,906
Well, I'm sorry to interrupt,
702
00:38:12,908 --> 00:38:14,625
but this was on our doorstep.
703
00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:34,911
More house shots?
704
00:38:36,423 --> 00:38:38,191
Maybe it's another copycat?
705
00:38:39,843 --> 00:38:42,361
- Maybe it's an invitation.
- Yeah, but where?
706
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:44,387
That place doesn't even
look like it's in Riverdale.
707
00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:46,112
No, but I've seen this place before.
708
00:38:49,778 --> 00:38:52,187
That's the cabin where Veronica's
mom killed Sheriff Minetta.
709
00:38:52,189 --> 00:38:53,604
Where they had their affair.
710
00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:57,125
I'll go get my keys.
711
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,134
What's that for?
712
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:52,047
Look like a makeshift screen.
713
00:39:55,037 --> 00:39:57,847
This projector reminds me of the
one we used to have at the drive-in.
714
00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,261
There's no film in it, though.
715
00:40:06,859 --> 00:40:08,185
Jug.
716
00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:34,047
Dear Headmaster Koontz,
717
00:40:34,049 --> 00:40:36,642
Greetings from Riverdale High.
718
00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:40,628
I wanted to follow up on our
conversation with a short note.
719
00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:44,983
Though Jughead Jones has had an
incredibly difficult year, as you know,
720
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:48,061
and I've only interacted
with him a scant few times,
721
00:40:48,063 --> 00:40:50,063
he is a special kid,
722
00:40:50,065 --> 00:40:52,515
and a superb writer.
723
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,159
But he needs a break.
724
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:57,738
He needs good teachers
and a healthy environment,
725
00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:00,356
which I know the University
of Iowa can provide.
726
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:02,909
I don't say this lightly,
727
00:41:02,911 --> 00:41:04,849
but I do believe Jughead Jones
728
00:41:04,852 --> 00:41:08,261
will be an important
voice of his generation.
729
00:41:08,264 --> 00:41:10,371
If you'd like to discuss him further,
730
00:41:10,374 --> 00:41:12,426
please call me at any time.
731
00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:14,588
All my best to you and Edith.
732
00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:17,950
Sincerely, Holden Honey.
733
00:41:25,587 --> 00:41:29,042
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