1 00:00:00,990 --> 00:00:02,617 [ARCHIE] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:03,728 --> 00:00:05,111 I propose a truce. 3 00:00:05,113 --> 00:00:06,474 You don't make a move against me, 4 00:00:06,477 --> 00:00:08,037 and I won't make a move against you. 5 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:09,623 You can't fight your destiny. 6 00:00:09,626 --> 00:00:10,752 No! Don't! 7 00:00:10,755 --> 00:00:14,106 The Warden also called Archie a Red Paladin. 8 00:00:14,109 --> 00:00:15,806 [ARCHIE] They marked you for sacrifice. 9 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:16,970 [RICKY] I gave it to myself. 10 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,942 [ARCHIE] I let my guard down for a second. 11 00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:20,805 Maybe it's time you make this thing come to a head. 12 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:23,326 You've got to take drastic action, boy. Words aren't gonna do it. 13 00:00:23,328 --> 00:00:25,931 I agree. Something that's going to give us purpose. 14 00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:29,447 Mobilizing that gang to search for Archie's lost boy gave me the idea. 15 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:32,135 We've come up with a plan to deputize the Serpents. 16 00:00:32,138 --> 00:00:33,740 We're in escrow. I sold the house. 17 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:34,737 [BETTY] To who? 18 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:37,059 - [ALICE] Some anonymous buyer. - [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING] 19 00:00:37,062 --> 00:00:38,186 [ALICE GASPING] 20 00:00:38,188 --> 00:00:39,360 Oh, my God! 21 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:41,618 And we'll figure out a payment plan for the rest. 22 00:00:41,619 --> 00:00:43,326 - Understood. - In exchange, 23 00:00:43,329 --> 00:00:44,918 you're going to lend me those sweet wheels. 24 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,587 - Not Bella. - [GLADYS] Oh, wait, one more thing. 25 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:48,474 Don't tell Jughead about our business. 26 00:00:48,477 --> 00:00:50,406 [JELLYBEAN] Everything's going just how you said, Mom. 27 00:00:50,408 --> 00:00:51,991 Got Dad wrapped around my pinky. 28 00:00:51,993 --> 00:00:54,274 We moved to the right place at the right time. 29 00:00:54,277 --> 00:00:56,618 I could feel it. 30 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,744 [JUGHEAD] What exactly is the American dream? 31 00:01:01,747 --> 00:01:03,363 For my dad, 32 00:01:03,366 --> 00:01:07,176 on the eve of his 50th birthday, the American dream was this. 33 00:01:07,179 --> 00:01:08,416 A father, 34 00:01:08,419 --> 00:01:09,586 a mother, 35 00:01:09,589 --> 00:01:10,797 a son, 36 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,046 a daughter, 37 00:01:12,048 --> 00:01:13,488 a loyal hound, 38 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,040 food on the table. 39 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:16,992 The only thing missing was... 40 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,111 Eat up. 41 00:01:18,114 --> 00:01:20,203 Because when we're done, we're taking a little ride. 42 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,305 Where to, Mom? 43 00:01:21,307 --> 00:01:23,790 Well, that's a surprise, JB. 44 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,467 But I think you're going to like it. 45 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:26,623 You, too, old man. 46 00:01:26,626 --> 00:01:28,068 [CHUCKLING] Who you calling old? 47 00:01:28,071 --> 00:01:29,346 Aw. Come here. 48 00:01:29,348 --> 00:01:30,889 You're all cockeyed. 49 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,005 [GLADYS LAUGHS] 50 00:01:41,911 --> 00:01:42,976 [CAR DOORS CLOSING] 51 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,078 [GLADYS LAUGHS] 52 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,562 [JUGHEAD] What are we doing here? 53 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:48,064 Well, it's an early birthday gift for your dad. 54 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,584 I mean, for all of us. 55 00:01:50,586 --> 00:01:52,174 Just closed on it a few days ago. 56 00:01:52,177 --> 00:01:53,967 - Gladys, uh... - Mom... 57 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:55,221 What? 58 00:01:55,224 --> 00:01:57,507 [DOOR OPENS] 59 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,791 What the hell is Alice Cooper doing in my house? 60 00:02:01,672 --> 00:02:03,192 - FP? - Jug? 61 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,047 Mrs. Jones. 62 00:02:07,641 --> 00:02:10,720 Are you the anonymous buyer? 63 00:02:10,723 --> 00:02:12,940 [FP] What the hell happened here? 64 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:14,442 [ALICE] Oh, uh... 65 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:17,534 We had a minor mishap with a candle. 66 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:20,738 Nothing that a fresh coat of paint or a new set of curtains won't fix. 67 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:24,495 I am so confused. You sold our house to the Joneses? 68 00:02:24,498 --> 00:02:25,717 [BOTH] Not to me. 69 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,179 I bought it. 70 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,964 I made an all-cash offer online. 71 00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:30,508 Mom, we can't move in here. 72 00:02:30,511 --> 00:02:31,627 Why the hell not? 73 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:34,167 Well, because it's Betty's house. 74 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:37,347 There's definitely been some sort of misunderstanding. 75 00:02:37,349 --> 00:02:40,269 I think we should all just walk away from this. 76 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,103 That won't be necessary. 77 00:02:43,105 --> 00:02:45,188 - At least not as far as I'm concerned. - Mom. 78 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:48,652 No, this house is my past, and I just want to be done with it. 79 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,412 [JUGHEAD] We're obviously not going to move in. 80 00:02:53,415 --> 00:02:55,065 How much you wanna bet? 81 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:58,827 My mom wants to sell it, your mom wants to buy it. It's done. 82 00:02:58,829 --> 00:03:01,071 Well, if that is the case, 83 00:03:01,073 --> 00:03:03,999 one good thing is that you could just stay in your room. 84 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:05,301 Live with us. 85 00:03:07,671 --> 00:03:09,187 I don't know, 86 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:13,675 Jug, living with your family when I don't even know your mom that well... 87 00:03:13,677 --> 00:03:15,320 What were you gonna do? 88 00:03:15,323 --> 00:03:17,087 Crash at Vee's, 89 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:20,774 which I think I should still do until 90 00:03:20,776 --> 00:03:22,550 I figure things out. Is that okay? 91 00:03:22,552 --> 00:03:24,028 Yeah, of course. 92 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:27,682 You still up for breakfast with a marked man? 93 00:03:29,841 --> 00:03:31,232 Yeah. 94 00:03:31,235 --> 00:03:32,602 [JUGHEAD] Here's the deal, Archie. 95 00:03:32,604 --> 00:03:33,942 I checked with my dad, 96 00:03:33,945 --> 00:03:36,628 I pulled all the files on Warden Norton after he committed suicide, 97 00:03:36,631 --> 00:03:38,871 and I cleared out his office, and I found this. 98 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,537 Quest Card. 99 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:45,490 [SCOFFS] "Kill the Red Paladin." Like the one Ricky had. 100 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,784 These two cards are identical. 101 00:03:47,786 --> 00:03:49,878 That's the same design, same card stock. 102 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,887 To me, that indicates that someone printed 103 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:53,748 out multiple "Kill the Red Paladin" cards, 104 00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:54,951 put them out into the world. 105 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,507 We need to find out who. 106 00:03:58,981 --> 00:04:00,714 I know where to start. 107 00:04:00,716 --> 00:04:02,215 [CHERYL] So, what do you think? 108 00:04:02,217 --> 00:04:04,175 Perfect for Quebec. N'est-ce pas? 109 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,970 I don't understand. Who's going to Quebec? 110 00:04:06,972 --> 00:04:09,990 I thought, since you've been working so hard with the Pretty Poisons, 111 00:04:09,992 --> 00:04:12,401 it might be good for the two of us to get away together. 112 00:04:12,403 --> 00:04:16,187 So, I booked us a spring break ski trip to Mont Blanc! 113 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:17,706 Me and the Pretty Poisons 114 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:19,948 were planning on doing a road trip to Sugar Lake. 115 00:04:21,044 --> 00:04:22,693 Fine. 116 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,273 We don't have to go to the mountains. 117 00:04:24,276 --> 00:04:25,883 We don't have to go anywhere, ever. 118 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:27,350 I'm not saying that. Cheryl. 119 00:04:27,353 --> 00:04:28,523 - I... - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 120 00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:29,492 Shoot. 121 00:04:29,494 --> 00:04:31,378 Sorry, I'm running late for work. 122 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:32,620 Can we talk about this later? 123 00:04:38,354 --> 00:04:41,689 Archie. Long time. How have you been? 124 00:04:41,691 --> 00:04:44,382 I was doing pretty good, Mr. Lodge, 125 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,067 until a homeless kid stabbed me in my house. 126 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,803 Did this person break in? 127 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:49,637 No. 128 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,368 But he did have one of these. 129 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,204 You recognize it? 130 00:04:59,857 --> 00:05:01,690 I, um... 131 00:05:01,693 --> 00:05:04,054 You started that quest, 132 00:05:04,057 --> 00:05:06,962 "Kill the Red Paladin," with Warden Norton. 133 00:05:06,981 --> 00:05:08,272 And Tall Boy, 134 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:11,075 when he was working for you, referred to me as the Red Paladin. 135 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:13,128 Even if he did, Archie, it's all in the past. 136 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,613 We have a truce, you and I. 137 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,204 Mr. Lodge, did you give a Quest Card to Warden Norton? 138 00:05:20,545 --> 00:05:22,545 - Yes. - Did you give out any others? 139 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:25,256 I... 140 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,810 I printed out an even dozen of these Quest cards. 141 00:05:28,812 --> 00:05:32,212 I gave three to Norton and nine to Tall Boy to 142 00:05:32,215 --> 00:05:33,998 distribute amongst the more... 143 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,651 fanatical players. 144 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,269 Well, truce or no truce, 145 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,939 the clock you wound up is still running, Mr. Lodge. 146 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:44,234 There's other players out there biding their time, waiting to kill me 147 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:45,938 that I now need to track down. 148 00:05:47,331 --> 00:05:49,114 Right. 149 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,924 I might be able to help you with that. 150 00:05:50,926 --> 00:05:53,076 While I briefly distributed Fizzle Rocks, 151 00:05:53,078 --> 00:05:56,263 my soldiers like Tall Boy would make drop-offs and pickups 152 00:05:56,265 --> 00:05:58,957 to various hot spots around town. 153 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,583 - "Hot spots"? - Yes. 154 00:06:00,585 --> 00:06:03,920 Where like-minded individuals would gather to do Fizzle Rocks 155 00:06:03,922 --> 00:06:06,422 and play Gryphons and Gargoyles. 156 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:08,800 Here's the list of the locations. 157 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,002 The players you're looking for might be there. 158 00:06:19,288 --> 00:06:21,120 Hey, red hot, 159 00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:22,998 what's in the basket? 160 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,125 Freshly baked cherry scones for my T.T. 161 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:27,485 A gesture of goodwill after a disagreement we had. 162 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,607 Do you know where she's stationed tonight? 163 00:06:30,707 --> 00:06:32,369 You'll see her downstairs. 164 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:41,550 ♪ Call your girlfriend ♪ 165 00:06:41,552 --> 00:06:45,711 ♪ It's time you had the talk ♪ 166 00:06:45,714 --> 00:06:48,648 ♪ Give you reasons ♪ 167 00:06:49,359 --> 00:06:53,319 ♪ Say it's not her fault ♪ 168 00:06:53,322 --> 00:06:59,993 ♪ But you just met somebody new ♪ 169 00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:03,071 ♪ Don't you tell her how I give you something ♪ 170 00:07:03,073 --> 00:07:07,618 ♪ That you never even knew you missed ♪ 171 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:11,653 I swear I didn't know Gladys was even looking at real estate. 172 00:07:11,656 --> 00:07:14,324 [SIGHS] Listen, FP, 173 00:07:14,326 --> 00:07:16,646 I want you to know that house means nothing to me. 174 00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:21,630 Wish I could say the same about you and Gladys. 175 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:27,309 Alice, uh... 176 00:07:29,775 --> 00:07:31,099 She and I, we're... 177 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:32,551 We're still married. 178 00:07:32,554 --> 00:07:33,871 Yeah. 179 00:07:33,874 --> 00:07:36,888 Gladys left you and Jughead, don't forget that. 180 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:37,972 That was my fault. 181 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,868 All right? I was a no-good husband, a... 182 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,610 A rotten father. 183 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:44,103 Do you love her, FP? 184 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,870 She's the mother of my children. 185 00:07:52,758 --> 00:07:53,998 And me? 186 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,324 Do you love me? 187 00:08:00,723 --> 00:08:01,939 Doesn't matter now. 188 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,365 It's over. 189 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,407 I'm sorry. 190 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,799 [REGGIE] Ronnie, 191 00:08:12,801 --> 00:08:15,239 can we talk business? 192 00:08:15,242 --> 00:08:16,551 Always. 193 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,471 What's up? 194 00:08:19,474 --> 00:08:22,317 I've invested a lot of time here. 195 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:25,987 Being a bartender, a bouncer, a deliveryman. 196 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:27,730 Pit boss, you name it. 197 00:08:27,732 --> 00:08:29,941 I've also made sacrifices, 198 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,734 like giving my car to Gladys. 199 00:08:31,736 --> 00:08:34,404 So, I've been thinking, 200 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:36,366 I want to be your business partner. 201 00:08:41,746 --> 00:08:44,080 Reggie, 202 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:49,603 you have been nothing but helpful and dedicated, 203 00:08:49,605 --> 00:08:54,349 but I still owe a hefty debt to my father and Gladys. 204 00:08:54,351 --> 00:08:59,854 It just wouldn't be wise for me to begin another partnership right now. 205 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:02,299 Veronica, I know what I'm worth. 206 00:09:03,601 --> 00:09:04,972 You should know it, too. 207 00:09:04,975 --> 00:09:07,704 Believe me, I do. 208 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,449 But to quote my abuelita, 209 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:15,220 no one walks on water in my place 210 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,548 except me. 211 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,080 [JUGHEAD] Mom, can I ask you about buying the Cooper house? 212 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:27,724 Sure, what about it? 213 00:09:28,418 --> 00:09:30,168 [JUGHEAD SIGHS] 214 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,554 Well, it seems awfully convenient, doesn't it, 215 00:09:32,556 --> 00:09:34,130 that particular house? 216 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:35,965 It also seems pretty permanent. 217 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:39,974 Yeah, I've been looking at real estate in Riverdale for a while now. 218 00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:41,416 Where'd you get that kind of money? 219 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:43,220 I sold the chop shop in Toledo. 220 00:09:44,642 --> 00:09:46,318 Is there a problem, Jug? 221 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,902 No... 222 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,221 [SIGHS] 223 00:09:49,223 --> 00:09:51,740 It's just, since you've been back, you've made 224 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:53,816 what some people would call some shady moves. 225 00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:57,129 Buying the Cooper house, foisting the Gargoyles on me. 226 00:09:57,132 --> 00:10:00,924 I'm sorry, why are you so suspicious of me all of a sudden? 227 00:10:00,926 --> 00:10:04,035 Well, because we haven't had a single conversation since you've been back. 228 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,237 Heck, I don't know what your plan is. What you're doing here. 229 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,886 It did me good 230 00:10:10,889 --> 00:10:12,889 to see you and your dad in Toledo. 231 00:10:14,598 --> 00:10:17,733 It reminded me of what I'd be missing. 232 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:21,260 The entire family together. 233 00:10:21,262 --> 00:10:23,613 As for what I'm gonna do here, 234 00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:25,695 I am going to get Jellybean in school, 235 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,518 find myself a job, 236 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,163 maybe at a garage. 237 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,446 How does that all sound to you? 238 00:10:32,868 --> 00:10:34,026 It sounds good. 239 00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:37,360 Is it true? 240 00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:38,954 [LAUGHS] Oh, Jughead. 241 00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:41,715 Look, 242 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:44,718 your dad has got a sweet gig now. 243 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,504 You've got a house with rooms for everyone. 244 00:10:47,506 --> 00:10:50,055 I'm looking at this whole thing like a do-over, 245 00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:52,063 a chance to be a real family. 246 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:54,453 That's all I want. 247 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:01,216 Oh, no, that's not true. There is one more thing. 248 00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,645 It's, uh, your dad's 50th, 249 00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:07,059 and I've decided to throw him a little soiree at the speakeasy, 250 00:11:07,062 --> 00:11:11,731 and I would really like it if you gave the birthday speech. 251 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,771 You're the writer in the family. 252 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,151 What do you say? 253 00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:18,901 - Yeah. - [GLADYS LAUGHS] 254 00:11:18,903 --> 00:11:20,107 Okay, I'll do it. 255 00:11:29,978 --> 00:11:33,333 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 256 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:39,708 Today, the Serpents start a new chapter. 257 00:11:41,045 --> 00:11:42,966 You're no longer outlaws, 258 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,894 you're lawkeepers, 259 00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:47,128 which is why I've got Tom Keller here to help. 260 00:11:47,131 --> 00:11:50,374 He is the best damn sheriff Riverdale's ever had. 261 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,650 [SHERIFF KELLER] Well, thanks, FP, that's quite an introduction. 262 00:11:52,652 --> 00:11:55,146 Um, a lot of what we'll be doing over the next couple of months 263 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,680 will be like basic training. 264 00:11:56,683 --> 00:12:01,109 Each junior deputy will be paired with an officer who will then mentor them. 265 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:03,709 Jughead, boy, you're riding with me. 266 00:12:11,974 --> 00:12:13,618 Did you ever think in a million years 267 00:12:13,621 --> 00:12:16,483 that at 50 you'd be sitting in the driver's seat of a sheriff's cruiser? 268 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,312 No, I never even imagined I'd make it to 50. 269 00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:22,298 Figured that was my expiration date. 270 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,300 What did you think was gonna happen? 271 00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:29,856 Getting myself killed or drinking myself to death, like my old man. 272 00:12:29,858 --> 00:12:32,059 In a way I'm, uh... 273 00:12:32,062 --> 00:12:33,821 I'm just happy to be here. 274 00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,378 Happy to be alive. 275 00:12:38,398 --> 00:12:39,598 What are you most proud of? 276 00:12:40,869 --> 00:12:42,298 You 277 00:12:42,301 --> 00:12:43,943 and your sister, I'm uh... 278 00:12:45,022 --> 00:12:46,230 I'm proud of you both. 279 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:52,319 So, we're really doing this? 280 00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:53,788 Moving to the Northside, 281 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:56,383 into the Cooper house? 282 00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:59,118 It's like a Norman Rockwell painting with leather jackets. 283 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,203 You know, you and Jellybean deserve it. 284 00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:05,583 And for the first time ever, I'm in a place where I can provide for my kids. 285 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,803 I can put a real roof over your head, food in your mouths. 286 00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:10,065 Damn. 287 00:13:10,974 --> 00:13:12,974 It only took me 50 years to get here. 288 00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:18,879 [DISPATCHER ON RADIO] We've got a 10-23 at the Chock'lit Shoppe. Out. 289 00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:21,315 10-4. On my way. 290 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,437 - What the hell is a 10-23? - [SIREN BLARING] 291 00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:25,354 [TIRES SCREECHING] 292 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,334 - [STORE BELLS JINGLING] - [FP] Hey, Pop. 293 00:13:31,336 --> 00:13:32,900 What's going on? 294 00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:37,256 Some Fizzle Rocks junkie spazzed out and threw hot coffee all over Delores, 295 00:13:37,259 --> 00:13:38,652 then ran out of here. 296 00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:40,427 I thought Fizzle Rocks were gone, 297 00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:42,227 this whole candy epidemic was over? 298 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,079 [FP] Yeah, but I've heard rumblings and rumors 299 00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,406 that someone's looking to reopen the candy store. 300 00:13:52,239 --> 00:13:53,620 I wonder who. 301 00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:56,943 That's a good question. 302 00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:03,368 [DOOR OPENS] 303 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,937 Nana Rose, 304 00:14:07,939 --> 00:14:09,647 you haven't seen Toni, have you? 305 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,942 Not since she gave me an envelope of money. 306 00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:14,927 Come again? Money for what? 307 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,657 I believe she called it 308 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,949 rent. 309 00:14:20,952 --> 00:14:22,141 Fascinating. 310 00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:26,481 [VERONICA] I've been thinking about our conversation. 311 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:29,770 What's this? 312 00:14:29,773 --> 00:14:33,312 It's what I consider to be a good, fair starting salary for you. 313 00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:35,815 So, I'm just a hired hand to you, Ronnie? 314 00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:38,509 You think I'm here busting my ass to make minimum wage? 315 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,986 That's more than minimum wage, Reggie. 316 00:14:40,989 --> 00:14:42,949 Enough to buy a clean conscience? 317 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:48,069 You know what? 318 00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:50,497 Why don't you take the rest of the night off, 319 00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:53,383 clear your head, and recalibrate your attitude. 320 00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:55,692 Yeah. 321 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,948 That's a good call. 322 00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:02,249 - [JUGHEAD] And you believe Hiram? - [ARCHIE] I do. 323 00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:04,034 He says he gave out 12 Quest Cards. 324 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,904 Well, he's nothing if not thorough. 325 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,757 Okay, so that means there could be as many as ten cards still in play, 326 00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:12,001 and that means we need to figure out how to track them 327 00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:14,594 and whoever's holding them down. 328 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:17,690 Yeah, Mr. Lodge gave me a list of the places his dealers used to go to, 329 00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:19,359 where G&G players congregate. 330 00:15:19,361 --> 00:15:22,191 Suds Laundromat, Innuendo... 331 00:15:22,194 --> 00:15:23,818 These places are all nearby. 332 00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:26,471 I say we check them out, starting with the comic book shop. 333 00:15:26,474 --> 00:15:29,220 See if we can tap into Riverdale's gaming network. 334 00:15:29,223 --> 00:15:32,034 And so continues our nerdiest mystery yet. 335 00:15:36,777 --> 00:15:38,544 [GAME MASTER] Princess Fate, it's your roll. 336 00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:42,741 But you're down five hit points and the hellhounds are gaining on... 337 00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:44,383 You're not allowed back here. 338 00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:45,851 This is a sacred space. 339 00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:47,295 Sheath your sword, Game Master. 340 00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:48,823 Just here to ask some questions. 341 00:15:48,826 --> 00:15:50,848 Sorry to interrupt your game, but, uh, 342 00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,684 we're here because of this. 343 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:53,726 Do you recognize it? 344 00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:55,179 Yes. 345 00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:56,729 And we know who you are. 346 00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:58,639 That quest is in play here. 347 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,066 Yeah, well, take your shot, then. 348 00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:01,287 Who gave it to you? 349 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,344 The King. 350 00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:03,773 The Gargoyle King came here? 351 00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:05,929 To the back room of a comic book store? 352 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,714 One of his disciples delivered the Quest Card for him. 353 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,002 He wore a mask. 354 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:11,229 Didn't say much. 355 00:16:11,232 --> 00:16:13,272 What, was he delivering Fizzle Rocks? 356 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,143 Who has the card now, one of you? 357 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:17,321 No one in this room. 358 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,159 [JUGHEAD] Well, whoever does have the card, 359 00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:21,162 why haven't they made a play against the Red Paladin yet? 360 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:23,741 The Red Paladin is an advanced quest. 361 00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:26,085 It takes time to adequately prepare for it. 362 00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:27,482 But they'll act on it. 363 00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:30,865 And sooner or later, they'll come for you, Red Paladin. 364 00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:37,511 How are things with you and Jughead now that his mom's back? 365 00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:39,090 Good. 366 00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:42,779 He told me I could stay in the house with them in my old room, 367 00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:45,849 which feels just weird to me. 368 00:16:45,852 --> 00:16:49,097 But, I mean, I guess I'd get to know his mom and sister better. 369 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,127 Why do you ask? 370 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:54,560 Betty, there's something I need to tell you about Mrs. Jones. 371 00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:55,771 What? 372 00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:57,052 She swore me to secrecy, 373 00:16:57,055 --> 00:17:01,777 but I can't have you getting caught up in this, not even by association. 374 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,518 Caught up in what, Vee? 375 00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:06,434 I have insider information that 376 00:17:06,437 --> 00:17:11,622 Gladys Jones is taking over the drug trade in Riverdale. 377 00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:14,435 What, like Fizzle Rocks? 378 00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:16,012 I thought all that stuff was gone now? 379 00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:17,399 It was. 380 00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:21,092 But like Gloria Swanson, it's getting ready for a comeback, 381 00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:24,287 with Gladys leading the charge instead of my father. 382 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,903 Vee, you need to tell me everything. 383 00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:32,764 And then I have to tell Jughead. 384 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,990 It's a weird feeling, 385 00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:47,689 knowing that there are all these people, 386 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,440 strangers out there who want to kill me. 387 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,345 It's the game. It makes people crazy. 388 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:56,171 You know, as a matter of fact, those hardcore gamers are so obsessive, 389 00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:59,018 any message they receive from the Gargoyle King they take as gospel. 390 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,261 Maybe we can harness that. 391 00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:02,096 Like when I became the Gryphon Queen. 392 00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:04,856 Right. Now, we know that the only way to complete Hiram's quest 393 00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:06,784 is to kill the Red Paladin. 394 00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:10,530 But who says the Gargoyle King can't add to his own quest, 395 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,044 offer a different outcome? 396 00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:16,752 Do you guys remember when we were in elementary school, 397 00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:18,888 and it was snowing, and we played that game, 398 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,114 uh, king of the mountain? 399 00:18:20,117 --> 00:18:21,849 - Yeah, kind of. - Not really, no. 400 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,302 Well, you won every time, Archie, so we can play to your strengths. 401 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,142 I'll write an addendum to the quest 402 00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:28,768 that says the Red Paladin 403 00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:31,930 will defend his mountaintop for 12 hours, dusk till dawn. 404 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:35,459 Anyone that has this "Kill the Red Paladin" card can try and take you down, 405 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,494 but if they don't by the time the challenge ends, 406 00:18:37,497 --> 00:18:38,991 your mark of sacrifice is lifted. 407 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,461 - Let's do it. - Okay, well, if we're gonna do that, 408 00:18:41,463 --> 00:18:45,864 no weapons, hand-to-hand combat only, only one challenger at a time. 409 00:18:45,866 --> 00:18:48,283 Perfect. But we're still gonna need a space. 410 00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:50,490 A mountaintop that's going to increase your chances of winning. 411 00:18:50,492 --> 00:18:52,751 I think I know someone who can help provide that. 412 00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:54,182 Get writing, I'll call you. 413 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,724 We'll watch over him. 414 00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:04,967 I know it's risky, but it's better to see them coming. Right? 415 00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:08,561 Right. 416 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,323 It's better to see it coming. 417 00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:22,525 [SIGHS] I heard from someone, 418 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,195 a source, that 419 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:28,032 Fizzle Rocks may be coming back into Riverdale. 420 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,551 Yeah, my money's on it being Hiram again. 421 00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:35,014 Actually, my source says your mom is stepping in. 422 00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:40,311 Jug. 423 00:19:42,857 --> 00:19:45,507 - Well, who's your source? - I can't reveal that. 424 00:19:45,509 --> 00:19:48,218 But I would not tell you this if I didn't believe them. 425 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,612 They're trustworthy. 426 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,391 Okay. 427 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,768 I'll look into it. 428 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,570 What? Let me help you. 429 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,788 No. 430 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,375 Thank you for telling me, Betty, 431 00:20:02,377 --> 00:20:04,210 but you have to let me do this on my own. 432 00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:06,028 Plus, we have Archie's quest to finish. 433 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,070 I'll let you know if I find anything. 434 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,625 [ARCHIE] I have a request. 435 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:16,163 I need somewhere to host and end my Red Paladin challenge. 436 00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:17,350 Your what now? 437 00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:21,843 I'm calling in everyone who has one of your Quest Cards, 438 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,039 and since you're the one who got me into this mess in the first place, 439 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,401 I figured you could help me find an appropriate spot. 440 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,179 As a matter of fact, 441 00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:34,482 I recently acquired a city block 442 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:38,602 near Sweetwater Docks, where there are various shuttered businesses 443 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:42,231 including a hole-in-the-wall boxing gym. 444 00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,720 Right now, it's just sitting there. 445 00:20:45,903 --> 00:20:47,063 You're welcome to use it. 446 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,134 Thank you, Mr. Lodge. 447 00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:57,555 [ROLLING SHUTTER DOOR OPENS] 448 00:21:14,265 --> 00:21:15,656 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 449 00:21:17,434 --> 00:21:18,916 Arch, any luck? 450 00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:22,120 I found a place for the mountaintop, Jug, an old boxing gym by the docks. 451 00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:23,980 Okay, I'll add it to the new, improved quest 452 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,927 and have the guys distribute it the same way Hiram did. 453 00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:28,429 - Awesome. I'll see you at dusk? - See you at dusk. 454 00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:31,464 [TYPEWRITER DINGS] 455 00:21:31,466 --> 00:21:33,824 Sweet Pea, Fangs, you're going to the old comic shop. 456 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,326 Old Deuteronomy and Weasel, you're going to hit Innuendo, 457 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,529 and Termite and Jinx, you're going to cover All About the Glaze. 458 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,209 And we need to canvass all of Hiram's hot spots 459 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,456 if we're going to get the word out fast. 460 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,309 - What about these masks? - Wear 'em. 461 00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:46,053 Remember, the goal is to try and convince them 462 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,797 that this quest came directly from the Gargoyle King. 463 00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:50,299 We're on it. 464 00:21:50,301 --> 00:21:51,609 And there's one more thing. 465 00:21:52,654 --> 00:21:54,061 It's kind of personal. 466 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,908 These aren't just gaming hot spots. 467 00:21:55,911 --> 00:21:58,015 They were hubs for Hiram's Fizzle Rock trade. 468 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:01,569 I've heard a rumor that a new player is moving in to restart it. 469 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:05,331 I want you guys to suss any information that you can discreetly. 470 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,876 And if you find anything, I want you to come to me and only me. 471 00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:11,686 Okay? 472 00:22:11,689 --> 00:22:13,289 - Let's go. - Yeah. 473 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,418 Reggie, what the hell is going on? 474 00:22:21,421 --> 00:22:24,091 Your bozo boy-toy here thought it wise 475 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,092 to try to steal his car back before we settled our account. 476 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,022 - Not smart. - Mrs. Jones, 477 00:22:30,024 --> 00:22:33,192 perhaps I can make it up to you in some way. 478 00:22:33,194 --> 00:22:35,194 Now, how are you going to do that? 479 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,223 Your husbands 50th at La Bonne Nuit. 480 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,185 Let me cover the expenses for that. 481 00:22:42,781 --> 00:22:46,050 Done, but keep your arm candy off my damn property. 482 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,467 [POURING DRINK] 483 00:23:02,231 --> 00:23:03,439 [SIGHS] 484 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:08,584 How could you have done something so reckless? 485 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:11,972 You know we're this close to paying off our debt to her and my father. 486 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,642 - I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 487 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,925 Reggie, this is how wars start. 488 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,262 Damn it, Veronica, I gave you everything. 489 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,776 I wanted to get my damn car back, at least. 490 00:23:30,585 --> 00:23:32,043 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 491 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,006 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 492 00:23:47,268 --> 00:23:49,960 Cheryl. What are you doing here? 493 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,129 - I'm working. - I'm not here for you, babe. 494 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,588 I was in the mood to gamble. 495 00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:55,595 So no ulterior motives, then? 496 00:23:55,598 --> 00:23:57,092 Only to win, of course. 497 00:23:57,094 --> 00:24:00,134 Now, be a doll, and fetch me a Bellini, why don't you? 498 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:14,919 [DICE CLATTER] 499 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:33,892 Maybe we didn't allow enough time for word to get around? 500 00:24:33,895 --> 00:24:37,371 Maybe they didn't believe that it was actually coming from the... 501 00:24:38,569 --> 00:24:40,569 [MAN] I'm here for the Red Paladin. 502 00:24:45,642 --> 00:24:46,915 Arch. 503 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,354 Well, 504 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:52,022 I guess the word got around. 505 00:24:58,544 --> 00:25:01,102 [JUGHEAD] Challengers, 506 00:25:01,105 --> 00:25:03,417 welcome to the Iron Mountain. 507 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,587 Approach this hallowed battleground, 508 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:08,922 submit your "Kill the Red Paladin" card, 509 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:13,043 bring the Paladin to his knees in three minutes, and your quest is won. 510 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,428 However, 511 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,855 should you run out of time, 512 00:25:15,857 --> 00:25:18,215 should you fall to the Paladin's hand, 513 00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:20,509 then your quest is over. 514 00:25:20,511 --> 00:25:21,861 Is that understood? 515 00:25:21,863 --> 00:25:23,529 [OPPONENTS MURMURING] 516 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:26,365 Then let's go! 517 00:25:27,368 --> 00:25:29,577 [CROWD SHOUTING] 518 00:25:36,753 --> 00:25:38,127 [BELL DINGS] 519 00:25:41,698 --> 00:25:42,967 [GROANS] 520 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,769 - Who's next? - [BELL DINGS] 521 00:25:58,841 --> 00:26:00,024 [BOTH GRUNTING] 522 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,576 [SCREAMS] 523 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,364 [OPPONENT GROANS] 524 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,368 [JUGHEAD] Next! 525 00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:18,376 [BELL DINGS] 526 00:26:19,464 --> 00:26:20,754 [OPPONENT GROANS] 527 00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:23,280 You're doing great, Arch. 528 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,282 How many of these guys am I fighting? 529 00:26:58,009 --> 00:27:00,309 Well, what do we have here? 530 00:27:03,471 --> 00:27:04,887 Lying in wait for me? 531 00:27:05,781 --> 00:27:08,207 - Color me shocked. - Oh, please. 532 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,952 Earlier tonight, you were casing the place, 533 00:27:10,954 --> 00:27:13,163 and you wanted me to know it. 534 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,307 So, what are you going to do now? 535 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,750 Cuff me? 536 00:28:04,007 --> 00:28:06,895 [BELL DINGING] 537 00:28:06,898 --> 00:28:08,372 Get off of him! 538 00:28:35,099 --> 00:28:37,964 Okay, uh, there's only 11 cards here. 539 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:41,056 What, that's all? Who else wants to try? 540 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,552 - Who is that? - Captain Golightly. 541 00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:52,238 My old guard at L&L. 542 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,540 Norton's lap dog. 543 00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:57,660 My price for admission. 544 00:28:59,021 --> 00:29:00,499 Hey, look at me. 545 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:02,647 Are you sure you're up for this? 546 00:29:02,649 --> 00:29:04,157 It's okay. 547 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,079 I want the sacrifice mark off me. 548 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:10,905 Enter the Kraken! 549 00:29:10,907 --> 00:29:12,424 [CROWD CHEERING] 550 00:29:16,097 --> 00:29:17,195 Begin! 551 00:29:17,198 --> 00:29:18,382 [BELL DINGS] 552 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:20,182 [BOTH GRUNTING] 553 00:29:51,591 --> 00:29:52,932 This one's for the warden. 554 00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:55,400 [GROANS] 555 00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:06,729 And this one's for me. 556 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:19,825 [BOTH MOANING SOFTLY] 557 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:28,316 [CROWD CHEERS] 558 00:30:28,318 --> 00:30:30,669 - Yes! - Whoo! 559 00:30:30,671 --> 00:30:32,087 That was for me. 560 00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:37,905 Sacrifice no more. 561 00:30:39,496 --> 00:30:41,441 [ALL LAUGHING] 562 00:30:45,824 --> 00:30:48,094 That was hot 563 00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:49,338 and nice. 564 00:30:49,341 --> 00:30:50,423 Agreed. 565 00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:53,984 Um... 566 00:30:55,863 --> 00:30:59,023 But I think we need to talk about what's going on between us. 567 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:03,777 What is that exactly? 568 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:07,188 I think you have a problem with the Poisons 569 00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:10,900 because for once I'm in charge of something and you're not. 570 00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:11,948 False. 571 00:31:11,951 --> 00:31:14,901 I'm upset because you seem to want to spend all your time with them 572 00:31:14,904 --> 00:31:15,904 instead of me. 573 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:18,884 Cheryl, I love you. 574 00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,720 And yet... 575 00:31:21,722 --> 00:31:25,081 I can't spend all my time cooped up in that house in your bedroom. 576 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,083 - Our bedroom. - That's exactly it. 577 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,252 It doesn't feel like our bedroom. 578 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,471 It's entirely yours. Your space. 579 00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:35,568 It sounds, Toni, like you regret moving in with me. 580 00:31:38,054 --> 00:31:40,072 Well, maybe it was too soon. 581 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:43,056 Too fast. 582 00:31:43,059 --> 00:31:44,910 [SIGHS] 583 00:31:44,912 --> 00:31:49,883 In that case, maybe you moving out is exactly what needs to happen. 584 00:31:58,593 --> 00:32:00,332 [ARCHIE] Thank you for loaning me the gym. 585 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,577 Was it a successful night? 586 00:32:02,579 --> 00:32:04,596 - Time will tell. - Hmm. 587 00:32:04,598 --> 00:32:06,042 But, yes, 588 00:32:06,045 --> 00:32:08,291 the quest you set in motion is finished. 589 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:09,703 Very good, Archie. 590 00:32:16,426 --> 00:32:18,149 No, I want you to keep those. 591 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,003 And the gym. 592 00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:23,881 I... 593 00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:27,002 appreciate you helping me out this week, Mr. Lodge, 594 00:32:27,005 --> 00:32:28,478 but I don't want to be in your debt. 595 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,772 It's not a debt, Archie, it's compensation. 596 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:32,705 It's a way for me to make amends, 597 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:37,352 since I was responsible for launching the Red Paladin quest in the first place. 598 00:32:40,116 --> 00:32:41,824 Take the keys. 599 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,317 Gym's yours. 600 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,679 No strings attached. 601 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,062 Thank you, Mr. Lodge. 602 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,139 [DOOR CLOSES] 603 00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:04,231 Hey, can I help? 604 00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:07,826 You can start by telling me what's gotten into you. 605 00:33:07,828 --> 00:33:12,981 Are you seriously self-destructing because I won't make you my partner? 606 00:33:12,983 --> 00:33:14,574 Partly. 607 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:17,151 I've got an issue with how I'm being treated by you. 608 00:33:17,153 --> 00:33:18,244 Really? 609 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:21,006 I want to be more than just your errand boy. 610 00:33:21,008 --> 00:33:22,674 Or pit boss. 611 00:33:22,676 --> 00:33:24,330 Or casual hookup. 612 00:33:25,888 --> 00:33:27,954 I want to matter, Ronnie. 613 00:33:27,956 --> 00:33:29,845 - You do matter. - [SCOFFS] 614 00:33:29,848 --> 00:33:34,311 And, lest we forget, I just went through a wrenching breakup 615 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,670 just a few months ago. 616 00:33:35,672 --> 00:33:38,736 So, yeah, I'm taking things slow. 617 00:33:38,739 --> 00:33:39,983 Answer me honestly, 618 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,488 would we even be dating if not for the speakeasy? 619 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,922 Probably not. 620 00:33:52,206 --> 00:33:54,781 But I'm glad we are. Aren't you? 621 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:58,526 I've given up so much for you. 622 00:33:58,528 --> 00:34:00,453 I feel like you owe me, 623 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,923 and I'm not getting an ounce in return. 624 00:34:07,054 --> 00:34:08,456 In that case... 625 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,935 [KEYS JANGLING] 626 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:20,058 I bought your car back from Gladys. 627 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:25,054 Now we don't owe each other anything. 628 00:34:41,439 --> 00:34:43,119 I heard you guys had a hell of a night. 629 00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,497 It was mainly Archie. 630 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,539 What about you guys? You find anything? 631 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,142 Yeah, it's bad news, Jughead. 632 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:57,919 Hey, just in time. I'm making your dad's favorite, 633 00:34:57,921 --> 00:34:59,875 - fried chicken. - We need to talk. 634 00:34:59,878 --> 00:35:01,176 I've been hearing rumors 635 00:35:01,177 --> 00:35:03,602 that you didn't move to town to get the family back together, 636 00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:07,010 but instead to take the drug trade from Hiram Lodge? 637 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,858 You know... [SIGHS] 638 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,288 I never was one for small town gossip. 639 00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:16,917 Is it true? 640 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:20,597 [TONGS CLICKING] 641 00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:23,186 Yeah, it's true. 642 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,389 Why? 643 00:35:24,392 --> 00:35:26,822 Why do you think? I did it for you. I did it for your sister. 644 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,217 Hell, I even did it for your dad. 645 00:35:29,219 --> 00:35:31,995 It's about time the Joneses got a taste of it, 646 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:33,285 the American dream. 647 00:35:33,288 --> 00:35:35,382 No! You don't get to put this on us. 648 00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:36,891 This is criminal 649 00:35:36,894 --> 00:35:38,227 and selfish. 650 00:35:38,230 --> 00:35:40,627 Since when is taking care of my family a selfish act? 651 00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:43,589 Do you even know where your dad and I come from? 652 00:35:43,591 --> 00:35:46,300 Hmm? No one ever handed us anything. 653 00:35:46,302 --> 00:35:50,656 We had to hustle and scam just to make sure there was food on the table 654 00:35:50,658 --> 00:35:53,233 and that you and Jellybean had a place to sleep at night. 655 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:57,349 Am I proud of all the crap that we had to do? No. 656 00:35:57,352 --> 00:35:59,906 No, and you don't even know the half of it. 657 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,984 But we did our best, and we survived, 658 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:07,933 and now we're moving to Elm Street, which is all your father ever wanted. 659 00:36:07,936 --> 00:36:10,616 Dad would not be okay knowing how you paid for that place. 660 00:36:10,618 --> 00:36:13,244 Which is exactly why you're not going to say a word to him. 661 00:36:13,246 --> 00:36:15,705 It would break him. Again. 662 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,791 Maybe for the last time. 663 00:36:18,794 --> 00:36:21,216 And I know you don't want to do that to him. 664 00:36:34,572 --> 00:36:37,609 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 665 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,591 Happy birthday, Mr. Jones. 666 00:36:39,594 --> 00:36:41,522 - Aw! - Thank you, Betty. 667 00:36:41,524 --> 00:36:43,858 Not too long ago, you threw one of these for Jughead. 668 00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:47,078 - You remember? - Ooh, how could I forget? 669 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,000 - Happy birthday, Dad. - Thanks. 670 00:36:49,616 --> 00:36:51,967 [FP SIGHS] 671 00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:55,503 Hey, you kids don't go too far because the good stuff is about to happen. Right? 672 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,222 - Yeah. - Sure. 673 00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:05,837 FP Jones. 674 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,662 As I live and breathe. 675 00:37:07,665 --> 00:37:10,329 - Happy birthday, brother. - Thanks, Fred. 676 00:37:10,332 --> 00:37:12,979 - It's a bit much, though, huh? - Uh, nah. 677 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:15,574 You don't get too many nights like this. You gotta soak it up. 678 00:37:15,576 --> 00:37:18,301 [CHUCKLES] Feel like I stumbled into this party 679 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:20,853 and people are about to ask, "Who let you in?" 680 00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:22,688 Everybody takes their own path, FP. 681 00:37:22,690 --> 00:37:24,416 And your path has brought you here. 682 00:37:24,418 --> 00:37:27,527 We are gonna be neighbors and I'm happy about it. 683 00:37:27,529 --> 00:37:29,755 Me too. All right. 684 00:37:29,757 --> 00:37:31,798 - Thanks for being here. - Yeah. 685 00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:35,635 [SIGHS] 686 00:37:42,435 --> 00:37:45,502 I got your message, Cheryl. I'm so sorry to hear about Toni. 687 00:37:45,505 --> 00:37:46,889 Oh, Kevin. 688 00:37:46,892 --> 00:37:49,417 Are you familiar with the phrase, "Que sera, sera"? 689 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,502 Sure. 690 00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:52,109 It means "whatever will be, will be." 691 00:37:52,112 --> 00:37:53,803 Yeah, it's also heavily featured 692 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:56,218 in the iconic high school black comedy Heathers. 693 00:37:56,221 --> 00:37:58,641 By the way, did you know there's a musical version of it? 694 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:01,453 Cheryl, the Farm is co-sponsoring the musical this year, 695 00:38:01,455 --> 00:38:02,937 and it's going to be Godspell. 696 00:38:02,939 --> 00:38:04,063 Not anymore. 697 00:38:04,065 --> 00:38:05,815 I need to focus my rage, 698 00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:09,108 therefore this year's musical is Heathers. 699 00:38:09,111 --> 00:38:10,318 You're directing, 700 00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:12,154 I'm playing HBIC Heather Chandler. 701 00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:13,656 Any questions? 702 00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:15,161 I thought not. Okay, bye. 703 00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:20,501 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] 704 00:38:20,504 --> 00:38:23,764 Thank you, everyone, for coming out to 705 00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:27,211 celebrate one of Riverdale's finest. 706 00:38:27,213 --> 00:38:30,056 - The finest, if you ask me. - [WHOOPING] 707 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,106 My husband, FP Jones. 708 00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,218 - [APPLAUSE] - [CHUCKLES] 709 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:35,821 Once, he was a king, 710 00:38:35,823 --> 00:38:37,160 a great king. 711 00:38:37,991 --> 00:38:40,191 Maybe the best ever. 712 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:45,089 But I think the greatest role that he's ever held 713 00:38:45,092 --> 00:38:47,114 is that of father. 714 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,358 So, why don't we ask Jughead 715 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,452 to come on up here and say a few words. 716 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:52,924 What do you say, guys? 717 00:38:52,927 --> 00:38:56,111 Do you have any idea what you're going to say? 718 00:38:56,114 --> 00:38:58,343 - [ALL CHANTING] Jug! Jug! Jug! - I have no clue. 719 00:38:58,345 --> 00:39:00,387 [GLADYS] Jug! Jug! Jug! 720 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,851 [PEOPLE WHOOPING] 721 00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:14,194 Uh... 722 00:39:14,197 --> 00:39:15,869 Thanks, I... 723 00:39:17,430 --> 00:39:18,776 Wrote... 724 00:39:30,878 --> 00:39:34,237 It's no secret that the Jones men don't really like birthday parties. 725 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,621 [SIGHS] 726 00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:37,802 We're a rather broody bunch. 727 00:39:37,805 --> 00:39:39,473 [ALL LAUGH] 728 00:39:39,476 --> 00:39:42,078 You know, I remember when you made me promise not to stop writing. 729 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,572 Not for anything. 730 00:39:43,575 --> 00:39:44,811 And I haven't. 731 00:39:45,725 --> 00:39:47,582 I've written every day. 732 00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:51,879 But I could punch keys every night in a booth at Pop's 733 00:39:51,881 --> 00:39:55,383 and never come up with a story nearly as remarkable as yours. 734 00:39:55,385 --> 00:39:57,847 You've gone from the wrong the side of the tracks 735 00:39:57,848 --> 00:39:59,427 to the right side of the law. 736 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:03,057 From Serpent king to sheriff of Riverdale. 737 00:40:03,059 --> 00:40:06,042 From a man that most people in this town 738 00:40:06,045 --> 00:40:08,113 had probably written off... 739 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:12,401 to someone that righted his wrongs 740 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:16,277 and brought our family back together. 741 00:40:18,074 --> 00:40:19,799 That's who you are to me, 742 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:24,338 someone that would do anything for his family. 743 00:40:34,590 --> 00:40:36,910 There's something you need to know about this family. 744 00:40:42,932 --> 00:40:45,384 We'll always be there for you. 745 00:40:45,387 --> 00:40:47,117 Me 746 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,014 And Jellybean and Mom. 747 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,115 I'm proud to be your son. 748 00:40:55,135 --> 00:40:56,839 I'm proud to share your name. 749 00:40:59,132 --> 00:41:01,647 And I am proud 750 00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:03,872 to be part of your 751 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,828 amazing story. 752 00:41:08,872 --> 00:41:10,222 Here's to 50, Dad. 753 00:41:12,692 --> 00:41:13,840 And to 50 more. 754 00:41:13,843 --> 00:41:15,777 [ALL CHEERING] 755 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,575 That was a beautiful speech, Jug. 756 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:37,002 Thanks. 757 00:41:37,004 --> 00:41:38,344 Most of it was true. 758 00:41:40,982 --> 00:41:43,644 [SIGHS] What are you gonna do now? 759 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,207 Save Jellybean, protect my dad, and run my mom out of town. 760 00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:51,775 Do you want to help? 761 00:41:55,573 --> 00:41:58,940 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --