1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:05,222 [Jughead] "Lynchian." Adjective to describe something inspired 2 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:08,356 by the noted American filmmaker, David Lynch. 3 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:13,665 And/or to describe something that is both incredibly macabre and incredibly mundane. 4 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:16,407 [ominous music playing] 5 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:24,720 Also, Riverdale's status quo, reaching new depths of perversion 6 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:28,115 with the discovery of a videotape in which someone wearing a mask of me 7 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:31,944 is bludgeoned to death by someone wearing a mask of my girlfriend. 8 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:33,685 -[thud] -Hey, what are you guys watching? 9 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,079 -[tape stops playing] -Jellybean, you gotta get out of here. 10 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,081 Sorry, this is NC-17 stuff. 11 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,649 Fine. Whatever. 12 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:44,479 Okay, so that was dropped off at the sheriff's station, 13 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:46,742 in a bin with all of the other Voyeur tapes? 14 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:49,397 Yeah, but all the other Voyeur tapes were just static shots 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,181 of people's houses at a distance. 16 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,227 This is clearly an escalation. 17 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,968 It's a recreation of whatever someone thinks happened to me in the woods. 18 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,362 And the big questions are: Who is doing this 19 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,147 -and what are we gonna do about it? -Me? 20 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:03,715 Nothing. No. I'm not getting pulled into some creepy new mystery. 21 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:07,023 But you can feel free to get sucked into this one, okay? 22 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,547 I could always use an extra set of eyes and ears, little brother. 23 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:13,769 [presses button] 24 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,684 [Hiram whistling] 25 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:21,342 [Veronica] You're unusually chipper today, Daddy. 26 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:25,128 Mija,I just closed a major distribution deal. 27 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,262 As of this morning, I'll be supplying all the rum 28 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:32,570 for the Grande family's chain of casinos, up and down the Eastern seaboard. 29 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:35,182 You're doing business with Elio shady ass again? 30 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,922 All I'm doing is selling rum, mija. 31 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:40,143 And beating you to a market you hadn't even considered. 32 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,014 I did consider it. Weeks ago. 33 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:46,758 Instead, Red Raven is expanding into a heretofore untapped market. 34 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,238 The college crowd. 35 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:51,589 With an affordable version of our product, Maple Claw. 36 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:52,721 Good luck with that. 37 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:05,516 -[Reggie] What's up? -[Fogarty] What's up, Reggie? 38 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,085 What's up is I hear you two have some scam going 39 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,261 where you're bringing in some serious bank. 40 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:12,828 Are you dealing again, Fangs? 41 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,221 No. Are you? 42 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:15,961 No. That's why I'm broke. 43 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,138 And I want in on whatever you're doing. 44 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,749 So, what's the scam? 45 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:29,279 -We make tickle videos for a guy named Terry. -Hmm? 46 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:31,934 And before you assume the worst, it's not sexual. 47 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,457 No clothes come off at any time. 48 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,850 It's like an endurance sport. 49 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,983 And this Terry guy pays you? 50 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,507 [Fogarty] Yeah. 51 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,857 [smacks lips] And a lot more than dealing. 52 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,511 That's weird as hell, boys. 53 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:48,646 But do you think Terry could use a guy like me? 54 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,174 [guitar strumming] 55 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:39,610 [Betty] "Dear diary, today I fell in love with the boy next door. 56 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,179 He has red hair and freckles 57 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,573 and a scar on his eyebrow that he got when he fell off his bicycle. 58 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,795 His name is Archie Andrews, 59 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:53,972 and he has a dog named Vegas, who is super cute, but not as cute as Archie." 60 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,713 -[knock on door] -Hey. 61 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,019 Hi. 62 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,194 What are you reading? 63 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,935 Just looking at one of my old diaries. 64 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,459 Oh, fifth grade. That's juicy. 65 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:06,289 -Mom, seriously. [chuckles] -I'm sorry. 66 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:10,293 Oh, honey, you're so grown up. 67 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:14,341 I can't believe you're gonna be leaving for Yale in a few months. 68 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,647 My precious little girl. 69 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:20,129 Mom, please, do not cry. If you cry, I'm going to cry. 70 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,435 [sighs] I'm sorry. 71 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,963 What could you possibly cry about, honey? 72 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,579 You have your whole life ahead of you. 73 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,281 Three cases, as ordered. 74 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,500 Your party will be the hit of frat row, boys. 75 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,285 Would be a bigger hit if you two came. 76 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:48,026 You ladies supply anything other than booze? 77 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:51,291 Ew! Get out of my sight. 78 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,031 Bye! 79 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,083 Honestly, Veronica, what happened to "quality always"? 80 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,998 -[sighs] -[door opens] 81 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,043 [suspenseful music playing] 82 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:08,612 Oh, great. The cast of Swamp Thingjust got here. 83 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:12,790 Welcome. I don't have any more orders scheduled for pick-up, 84 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,618 but can I help you? 85 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:18,361 Actually, little lady, we're just, uh, checking out the competition. 86 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,364 Jinx Malloy, of the Malloy family. 87 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,975 Maybe you gals have heard of us. 88 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:27,152 No, I'm afraid I canceled my subscription to Truckers Weekly. 89 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:30,199 That's funny. You know what's not funny? 90 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:33,420 [inhales sharply] You bitches are cutting into our profits. 91 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:38,120 You see, we Malloys have been running the Maple Moonshine business for generations. 92 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:43,168 And one of our most lucrative markets is the college scene. 93 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:48,739 But recently we've been getting wind of a new product that's... 94 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,872 eating into our customer base. 95 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:56,704 Maple Claw. 96 00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,750 Let's say that's true. 97 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,971 What exactly would you like us to do about that? 98 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,102 Just pull your product. 99 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:07,279 [soft chuckle] I don't think so. 100 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:10,674 See, I can guess who you boys work for. 101 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,242 And you can tell him 102 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:16,376 that Veronica Lodge and Cheryl Blossom 103 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,943 do not back down from a fight. 104 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,904 Now, if you'll excuse us, 105 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:24,993 we have bottles to fill. 106 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:26,603 [bottle clinks] 107 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,823 Don't say we didn't warn you. 108 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:40,878 -[sighs] -Veronica, what the hell was that? 109 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,227 That was a bluff. 110 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:45,100 Trust me, Cheryl, this is typical of my father. 111 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:48,886 Last year, he sent thugs in gargoyle masks to beat up on Reggie. 112 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:52,673 This year, it's hillbillies who claim to produce Maple Moonshine. 113 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,768 Well, the good news is, both drop-off boxes, 114 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:03,074 the one at the sheriff's station and the one upstairs, 115 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:05,033 are under surveillance 24/7. 116 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,557 So maybe we can identify the person who dropped off this faux snuff film. 117 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,777 Yeah, well, it's hours of footage. 118 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,519 Does this place have any popcorn? 119 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,695 [popcorn popping] 120 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:26,054 [clicks] 121 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,148 [clicks] 122 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,455 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 123 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,413 What? Do you recognize someone? 124 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:41,635 Uh, maybe. But I think I'm gonna check this lead out alone. Is that cool? 125 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,076 [clicks] 126 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,603 Jughead's working late with Charles. 127 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,084 The videotapes. 128 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:00,741 Veronica's with Cheryl. 129 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,266 Doing her maple rum thing. 130 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:07,487 Archie... 131 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,751 why are we here? 132 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:17,671 I don't know. 133 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,544 But it's nice. 134 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,198 Right? 135 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:28,508 It is, but it's not like we can do anything... 136 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,988 more than this. 137 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,514 What do you mean? 138 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,864 We're just hanging out. 139 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,871 I love Jughead. 140 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,051 And I love Veronica. 141 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,143 But this is nice, right? 142 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,830 What would you say if you were here, Dad? 143 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,750 Probably something corny like, "Follow your heart." 144 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,753 [chuckles softly] 145 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:43,800 The problem is, I have no idea where it's pointed. 146 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,067 And I don't want to hurt anyone. 147 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,767 I'm just... [sighs] 148 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,119 I'm just missing you a lot. 149 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,776 [school bell rings] 150 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:08,042 Ethel, do you have a moment to talk in private? 151 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,391 Jughead, sure. 152 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,612 This is so unexpected. 153 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,091 [soft chuckle] 154 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,703 Yeah, what can I say, it's been a pretty weird year. 155 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,923 I actually wanted to talk to you about some of those creepy video tapes. 156 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,882 You dropped off a couple at the station, right? 157 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,625 I did, yeah. It was just hours and hours of our house. 158 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,539 Nothing new. 159 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,845 Well, there actually was something new on one of them. 160 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,978 It was footage of someone dressed up as Betty, 161 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,415 murdering someone dressed up as me, with a rock. 162 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,331 -Oh, my God! -You don't know anything about that, do you? 163 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,159 What? No. Of course not. 164 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,987 It's just that you're the only person who has a direct connection 165 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,815 to Betty and me who dropped off a tape. 166 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:45,470 I didn't. I swear. 167 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,950 I'm just trying to keep my head down 168 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,039 and make it out of Riverdale in one piece. 169 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,825 I didn't make any tape. 170 00:10:57,613 --> 00:11:01,095 [Betty] "Dear diary, today was the happiest day of my life. 171 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,966 After walking home from school, 172 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,403 little Archie proposed to me. 173 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,670 Of course I want to marry Archie, but I know we're too young. 174 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,673 So I told him that he should ask me again when we're both 18 175 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,370 and in high school." 176 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,850 Everything all right, Betty? 177 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:21,506 Yeah. Sorry, I was just thinking about-- 178 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,769 Simpler times. 179 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,990 Simpler times. 180 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,514 [Mr. Honey over PA] Betty Cooper to the principal's office. 181 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:32,387 Betty Cooper to the principal's office. 182 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,868 -I really hate Mr. Honey. -Likewise. 183 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,088 I wonder what I did this time. 184 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,744 I'm confused. What is this for? 185 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,964 For the yearbook. 186 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,575 You are editor-in-chief, aren't you? 187 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,881 Appointed last year. 188 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:51,362 [sighs] Um, yes. 189 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:55,540 In between being attacked by the Black Hood at junior prom 190 00:11:55,584 --> 00:12:00,110 and being hunted by the Gargoyle King before the Farm was raptured, 191 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:04,201 I volunteered to be in charge of the yearbook. 192 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:09,250 Wonderful. So, tick-tock. 193 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,213 So, did you solve the case? 194 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,562 Unfortunately not. 195 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,434 I had a hunch, but it didn't pan out. 196 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,565 But I did have another thought, 197 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,306 that maybe our suspect is not a Voyeur. 198 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,221 Maybe they're a filmmaker. 199 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,484 Whoever made that video in the woods had to know what they were doing, 200 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,877 and they even hired actors. 201 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,184 Plus, the fact that it's all on videotape, 202 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,838 that's the hallmark of a cinephile. 203 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,535 Let's start at the Bijou theater. 204 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,843 Yeah. There's also Paramecium Records and Blue Velvet Video. 205 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:42,979 Okay, that was seriously one of the best videos we've made yet. 206 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,634 Good work. Especially you, Reggie. 207 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,201 You have a great laugh. 208 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,985 Nice and deep. 209 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:54,469 Keep this up and, uh, we're all gonna make a lot of money. 210 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,866 [Reggie] We should go into business on our own, 211 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,172 and ditch this Terry dude. We don't need him. 212 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,131 This is Terry's operation, Reggie. 213 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,046 If we act as our own distributor, 214 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,787 we don't have to cut anyone in 215 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,310 on our hard-earned bank. 216 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,791 We'll make our own website and put it behind a pay wall. 217 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,793 You know, it's not a bad idea, Kevin. 218 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:17,884 Look, all you have to do is let Terry down easy. 219 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,974 I'll take care of the rest. Getting the equipment, 220 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,671 recruiting us some new talent. 221 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:27,328 This is gonna pay for our community college education, boys. 222 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:32,550 [doorbell rings] 223 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,816 I can't believe places like this still exist. 224 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,992 Yeah. Open 24 hours, too. 225 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,733 -[door closes] -[man] Can I help you, gentlemen? 226 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:46,651 Yes, actually. This is quite the retro vibe you got going on. 227 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,916 -FBI. Can we ask you a couple of questions? -Sure can. 228 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,962 We're assuming you know about the videotapes being delivered around town? 229 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,704 -Sure do. -Have you heard anything about them? 230 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,967 Any of your customers acting suspicious? 231 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,535 They all act suspicious. 232 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,972 Can we check all your records? Who's rented what? 233 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,018 Happy to oblige. 234 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,846 [man clears throat] 235 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,848 That's old school. I like it. 236 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,067 Each customer gets a page. 237 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:15,245 The first column is the date when they checked out a tape. 238 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,857 Second column is the date they returned it. 239 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,510 [Charles] Who is E. Muggs? 240 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:23,906 Looks like they rented Friday the 13th16 times. 241 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:27,170 Oh, that's Ethel Muggs. She's one of my regulars. 242 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:30,565 Well, heck, you may know her. Goes to Riverdale High. 243 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,480 She's a senior, I believe. 244 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:41,358 Things aren't looking good for your pal, Ethel Muggs. 245 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:45,145 I admit that renting Friday the 13th over ten times is excessive, 246 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,842 but it's not a sign of guilt. 247 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,497 I mean, I've seen Eraserhead more times than I can count, 248 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,020 it doesn't mean I'm the man in the planet. 249 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,370 She has a predilection for horror films. 250 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,720 She dropped off a videotape at the station. 251 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,332 You said yourself that she was obsessed with you, Jughead. 252 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,377 [chuckles] In my book, that makes her a prime suspect. 253 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:05,078 Charles, I'm telling you, it finally seems like Ethel is in a good place. 254 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,775 And there's more than 100 tapes. 255 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,038 I don't think she has the bandwidth or even the equipment 256 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,953 for that kind of operation. 257 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,086 Let's just move on. 258 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,613 [phone vibrating] 259 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,011 Cheryl. 260 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,404 [Cheryl over phone] You need to get to the Maple Club right the hell now! 261 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:35,021 Oh, my God. What the hell happened in here? 262 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,413 We were invaded 263 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:39,068 by those mountain men you insisted on provoking. 264 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,505 -Who, the Malloys? -[Penelope] Yes. 265 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,378 I was sleeping in my secret room behind the office, 266 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,249 and heard the door being kicked in. 267 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,643 It's only by the grace of God they didn't find and molest my mumzie. 268 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:53,300 Miss Blossom, I am so sorry this happened to you. 269 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:56,303 I swear, I am going to murder my father. 270 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,313 [Hiram] You were out early, mija. 271 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,316 No. I was out late. 272 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,840 All night. 273 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,191 Cleaning up the Maple Club after you sent those hillbilly Malloys to trash it. 274 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:18,107 What? I did no such thing. 275 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,022 I would never do business with the Malloys. 276 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,590 They're ruthless competitors. They're dangerous. 277 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,854 Did Jinx's boys threaten you? 278 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,291 -If he threatened you-- -No, no. If you didn't start this, 279 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,119 then it's none of your concern, okay? 280 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,165 Do not underestimate the Malloys. 281 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:33,905 I've tangled with them. 282 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,646 Let me help you deal with this. 283 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,084 Okay? I'll settle whatever dispute you have with them. 284 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,564 Absolutely not, Daddy. 285 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,871 This is my business, my war, 286 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,047 and I'm gonna win it on my terms. 287 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:49,269 Besides, if the Malloys are as dangerous as you're insinuating, 288 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,359 you may not be strong enough to go up against them. 289 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,713 [guitar playing] 290 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,507 [imperceptible] 291 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,610 [Betty] "Dear Diary, today was the best day ever. 292 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,265 Archie asked if I wanted to come over and listen to records. 293 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,398 I said yes, of course." 294 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:36,490 ♪ We used to laugh With style ♪ 295 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:42,409 [Betty] "Turns out the records were his dad's, but they were still pretty cool." 296 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,413 [knock on door] 297 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,677 Archie, what are you doing here? 298 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,332 Kev told me that Honey's making you do the yearbook. 299 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,073 -I wanna help you. -No. 300 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:58,294 Arch, you're not helping me with the yearbook, 301 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,254 and that's not why you're here. 302 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:09,131 Okay, you're right. Honestly, I can't stop thinking about you, Betty. 303 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,264 I've tried, but it's impossible. 304 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,442 Archie, we can't do this. 305 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,488 Not here. 306 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,186 Wait, "not here"? 307 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,840 -So that means you-- -I can't stop thinking about you either. 308 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,497 -So maybe... -We meet tonight. 309 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,761 -At the bunker, maybe. -No. Not... Not... Not tonight. 310 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,111 Tomorrow night. 311 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,766 So we have time to think about this. 312 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,857 And make sure it's what we really want. 313 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,772 Tomorrow night. 314 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:45,298 That actually gives me a little time to do something. Finish something. 315 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,692 [softly] Okay. 316 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,607 [school bell rings] 317 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:58,137 Hi, Miss Bell. Now, as a senior, I should probably know this, 318 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,747 but does this school have an AV Club? 319 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,141 We do, Mr. Jones. 320 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,447 Can anyone get access to the equipment? 321 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:07,494 I mean, I assume they have like video cameras and VCRs. 322 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:12,325 Oh, yes, but only AV Club members are allowed to use it. 323 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,240 Is Ethel Muggs a member of the AV Club? 324 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,850 She's the president. 325 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:19,245 How funny. You're the second person to ask me that today. 326 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:22,813 The first was a handsome FBI agent. 327 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,206 Where is he now? 328 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,252 I believe I saw him leaving with Ethel. 329 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,124 [dramatic music plays] 330 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,734 [Kevin] Thanks for meeting with me, Terry. 331 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:34,390 Look, I appreciate all the opportunities you've given me. 332 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:38,307 But I think it's time that I stop making videos with you. 333 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:41,702 Why? You're in your prime. 334 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,660 I just... 335 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:47,055 I'm stressed that somehow my dad is gonna find out. 336 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:51,190 And with graduation and college coming up, I just, I want to be done. 337 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,626 That's all. 338 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,280 Okay, Kev. 339 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,196 Okay, I understand. 340 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,676 But if you change your mind, 341 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,201 you know where to find me. 342 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,252 [exhales] 343 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,559 So like we'd be tickling each other? 344 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,865 -Exactly. -I don't know, dude. 345 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:15,953 Sounds kind of weird. 346 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,868 It's not, believe me. 347 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:22,308 And, fellas, we are talking some serious money here. 348 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,310 Maybe if it was like... co-ed, 349 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,485 we could be down. 350 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,444 I think that could be arranged. 351 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,272 [Toni] No freakin' way. 352 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,232 I'm not letting your mangy Bulldogs paw my girlfriend's Vixens, 353 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,103 while she's dealing with a maple crisis. 354 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,931 -She would kill me. -Fine. 355 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:40,369 If you want to laugh in the face of cold, hard cash, be my guest. 356 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,329 [Toni] Hold on a second, Reggie. 357 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,548 I have a counter proposal. 358 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:49,291 How about the Vixens tickle the Bulldogs exclusively? 359 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,380 And that way, the girls will be in charge. 360 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:52,990 Like it should be. 361 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,994 [boy] All right! 362 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:03,174 It is time to choose our first contestant. 363 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:04,654 [all cheering] 364 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:09,746 Our first lucky Bulldog on defense is... 365 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:11,922 Jimmy. 366 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,968 [all cheering] 367 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,362 Okay, and the first Vixen 368 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,581 doing the tickling is... 369 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,453 Audrey. 370 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:23,107 [all cheering and whooping] 371 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,283 Okay. 372 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,850 Let the tickle games begin. 373 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,765 [cheering and applause] 374 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,942 Audrey, Jimmy, follow me to the tickle suite, please. 375 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,482 Hunter Malloy. 376 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,441 You threatening my daughter, 377 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,661 -you hillbilly scum? -[groans] 378 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,317 Who? [panting] 379 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,493 You mean that sweet rum-runner girl? 380 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,146 I mean, we tried talking to her. 381 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,713 But what can I say? 382 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,629 -Some tramps need more of a hands-on approach. -Yeah? 383 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:07,587 [thud] 384 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,328 [groans] Okay, man. I'm sorry. 385 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,590 -Face the wall. -I'm just kidd-- 386 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:13,114 -Hey, hey, hey. -[gun cocking] 387 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:14,724 Don't do it, please don't do it. 388 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,161 You're Hiram Lodge, right? I know all about you. 389 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,772 Please. We won't mess with you again. 390 00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:20,339 We'll leave your daughter alone. 391 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,515 We won't disrespect you again, man, please. 392 00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:23,864 Please. 393 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,389 Thank you. Thank you. 394 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,697 You and your entire clan, you stay away from my daughter and her friends. 395 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,787 -Are we clear? -Yes, sir. 396 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,974 [Hiram groans] 397 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,850 [grunting] 398 00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,902 [Jughead] Where the hell have you been? 399 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,078 Where's Ethel? 400 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,601 At home, with her parents. 401 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,298 I told you that she's not our Voyeur. 402 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:08,430 [scoffs] 403 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,086 What is this? 404 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,914 We searched Ethel's house and we found it. 405 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,830 Watch it. 406 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,962 Then we can talk about whether or not you still believe Ethel's innocent. 407 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,414 Mom? Dad? 408 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,597 Daddy? 409 00:23:45,815 --> 00:23:47,208 Oh, my God! 410 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,820 [groans] 411 00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:52,474 [grunts] 412 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,433 What happened, Daddy? 413 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,435 What did you do? 414 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,958 I was weak, mija. 415 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,788 I had one of the Malloy boys in my sights. 416 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:04,921 I could have taken him out, but I showed mercy. 417 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:08,490 A weakness of will that I quickly came to regret. 418 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,020 Daddy, it's okay. 419 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,720 I'm always here for you. 420 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:31,078 [Betty] "Dear Diary, I hate, hate, hate Cheryl Blossom. 421 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,123 She made Archie kiss her at school today. 422 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,777 She said it's because they both have red hair, 423 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,518 which makes absolutely no sense." 424 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,172 [Cheryl] Lost in reverie, Cousin? 425 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:40,957 Hey, Cheryl, did you come to drop off your yearbook photos? 426 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:44,221 Yes, and about that, I'll be needing two pages. 427 00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:46,963 Uh, it's one page per senior. 428 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:50,053 Yes, and for average humans that would suffice. 429 00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,840 But I'd like to pay tribute to Jay-Jay. 430 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,146 Okay, fine, whatever. 431 00:24:58,192 --> 00:24:59,672 What's wrong, Cousin? 432 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:02,283 Trip down memory lane gotten you blue? 433 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:03,937 Cheryl, give it back. 434 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,982 My goodness. 435 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:09,551 I had no idea how much you hated me back in the day. 436 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:13,207 [chuckles] And all because I snuck a kiss with-- 437 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:16,515 Wait. 438 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,561 I was right, wasn't I? 439 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:22,651 When I said you and Archie we're doing more than just pretending to date 440 00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:24,740 -when Jughead was dead? -No. 441 00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:27,700 That was obviously pretend. 442 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:32,269 -But have you... -No! 443 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:34,881 No, we haven't. 444 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:44,064 I think a part of me has been in love with Archie for ten years, Cheryl. 445 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,197 False. 446 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,939 You've been in love with the idea of Archie. 447 00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:54,030 The idea of the perfect romance. 448 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:57,164 But... that wasn't real. 449 00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:58,905 That was fantasy. 450 00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:01,777 But in this town of nightmares, 451 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:04,824 you and Jughead found each other. 452 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,566 That's real. 453 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:12,135 That's maybe even, dare I say, "endgame"? 454 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:14,050 Who knows? 455 00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:19,055 People stray, it happens. 456 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:24,060 The trick is... stop straying before anyone gets hurt. 457 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,933 Or even better, stop before you even start. 458 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,681 [doorbell rings] 459 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:40,729 What the hell? 460 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,210 You've been a naughty boy, Kevin. 461 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,081 -Terry. -You lied to me. 462 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,518 You weren't getting out of the tickle business, 463 00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:49,303 you were setting up your own shop. 464 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,088 We don't want to make trouble. 465 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,264 Mmm. You already did. 466 00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:59,052 -So... -[Kevin grunts] 467 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:01,358 Here's how you're going to fix this. 468 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:03,491 You and your buddies... 469 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,667 will give us 40% of your profits. 470 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,540 I'll have to talk to my partners. 471 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:10,629 [knuckles cracking] 472 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,979 [groans, grunts] 473 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,678 Forty percent. 474 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:21,683 Or you'll never tickle anyone ever again. 475 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,730 [grunts] Okay, okay. Terry, I get it. Jeez. 476 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,820 [breathes heavily] 477 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,181 [indistinct chatter] 478 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,275 Hey, Ethel, got a minute? 479 00:27:49,232 --> 00:27:51,887 This is a sex tape of me and my girlfriend, 480 00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:55,151 filmed without our consent at Stonewall Prep. 481 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:58,459 And Charles found it while searching your house. 482 00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:03,159 I stood up for you, Ethel. I believed you, and you had this tape the whole time? 483 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:06,989 -Where did you even get this? From Bret? -No. 484 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:10,166 There's a place in the back of the Blue Velvet Video Store. 485 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:13,604 A secret place. It's called the Scarlet Suite. 486 00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:17,608 Uh-huh. And what's in this Scarlet Suite? 487 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:22,526 Tapes. Rougher ones. Weirder ones. Homemade. 488 00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,398 Like the Voyeur tapes? 489 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:30,404 And darker stuff. Like... sex tapes. 490 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,449 Maybe even snuff films, I heard. 491 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:35,757 And that's where this was? 492 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,545 The video was called Ponytail Playmate. 493 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,243 I thought it sounded fun. 494 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,549 But the second I saw what it was, I swear, I turned it off. 495 00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:48,814 And I kept it because I didn't want anyone else to get their hands on it. 496 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,424 Please, you have to believe me. 497 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,905 Go to the Scarlet Suite, Jughead. 498 00:28:52,948 --> 00:28:54,471 You'll find what you're looking for. 499 00:28:57,910 --> 00:28:59,955 [Kevin] Shut everything down ASAP. 500 00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:03,785 We can't. Our videos are already uploaded. 501 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:07,006 We're a hit, bro. A big, fat, stinking hit. 502 00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:08,659 Then we need to give Terry a cut. 503 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:10,574 -[Reggie] No. -No, just a taste. 504 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:13,186 No way. This is our thing, not his. 505 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,362 And I know how to handle Terry. 506 00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:20,802 All I need you to do is set up a meeting with him at the Five Seasons. 507 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:23,631 I got your back, bro. Trust me. 508 00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:24,937 [exhales] 509 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:29,245 [David] How can I help you, fellas? 510 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,247 Keep out of our way, we have a warrant to search the store. 511 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,292 Uh... 512 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:56,969 [Jughead] What? 513 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,798 What is it, Jughead? 514 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,148 Only 18 and over allowed back here. 515 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,585 Where the hell did you get this? 516 00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:07,631 People come in selling and trading all kinds of tapes. 517 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:11,897 It's a video of Clifford Blossom shooting his son Jason Blossom. 518 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,507 It's an actual snuff film. 519 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,259 [Terry scoffs] 520 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:31,394 This is making a lot more sense now. 521 00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:35,616 You boys better have my 40%. 522 00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:38,619 [whistles] 523 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:49,369 You know, if you'd asked for 10%, maybe. 524 00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:53,634 But you got greedy, so, here are our terms. 525 00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:56,376 You get zilch. 526 00:30:56,419 --> 00:31:00,728 And if any of your goons so much as touch a hair on my boy Kevin's head, 527 00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:04,863 me and the 'dogs will break a lot more than your fingers. 528 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:07,387 You boys just made a big mistake. 529 00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:17,266 [Cheryl] I'm so sorry about your Dad, 530 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:21,053 but I got into this business for fun, to do something fun with you. 531 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:24,099 And it was, for a while. 532 00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,623 But some families have rum in their veins, 533 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,974 and other families have maple syrup. 534 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:32,151 And some blood types simply are incompatible. 535 00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:37,199 In other words, partner, I want out, effective immediately. 536 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:41,508 Okay. 537 00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,125 [bell ringing] 538 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:52,084 You asked to see us, Mr. Honey? 539 00:31:54,129 --> 00:31:55,087 I did. 540 00:31:57,437 --> 00:32:01,745 Earlier, I received a troubling phone call, 541 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:07,360 alerting me of a clandestine online "tickling ring," 542 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:11,581 apparently being operated by students from Riverdale High. 543 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,843 You care to comment on this? 544 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,715 Was this some Terry guy who called you? 545 00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:17,544 It doesn't matter who it was, Mr. Mantle, is it true? 546 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,896 You know what, Mr. Honey, 547 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,595 yeah, we did produce the videos. 548 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:29,295 And there is nothing wrong with it, because it's just tickling. 549 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,253 And what we did doesn't break any laws. 550 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:34,953 Yeah, and we were all wearing clothes. 551 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:37,999 Yes, you were, Mr. Mantle. In fact, some of you were wearing 552 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:41,437 Bulldog jerseys and Vixen practice uniforms, 553 00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:46,312 putting you in violation of at least a dozen legal and copyright laws. 554 00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:52,318 Not to mention, under my direct jurisdiction. 555 00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:56,278 Which means, I want your degenerate website taken down 556 00:32:56,322 --> 00:33:00,152 immediately before it tarnishes the reputation of this school. 557 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:03,546 Do I make myself clear? 558 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,591 Yes, sir. 559 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:06,332 Good. 560 00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:09,161 Now, get out of my sight. 561 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:21,347 [Archie] I wanted to share something with you. 562 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,654 -[sighs] -What is it? 563 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:28,615 It's a song I wrote for you. 564 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:47,155 ♪ The snow morning When everything changes ♪ 565 00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:50,071 ♪ You let down Your guard and I ♪ 566 00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:53,161 ♪ Saw something strange I thought ♪ 567 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:56,860 ♪ She's not made For this world ♪ 568 00:33:56,904 --> 00:34:00,212 ♪ And neither am I 569 00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:07,610 ♪ 'Cause you make me-- 570 00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:09,047 Stop. 571 00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:14,791 What? What is it? You don't like it? 572 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:18,621 No, this... It's... It's us. 573 00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:21,798 I love Jughead. 574 00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:26,238 And you love Veronica, don't you? 575 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,416 But then, what has this all been about? 576 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:32,983 I don't know. 577 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:36,465 I don't know. Maybe it's because everything's changing... 578 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:39,555 in the next few weeks. 579 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:43,081 And you and I feel safe with each other, we always have. 580 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,256 I don't know. 581 00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:49,565 And I do not want to hurt or lose Jughead. 582 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:52,612 I don't want to lose or hurt Veronica either. I... 583 00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:59,836 So whatever this is, or it was... 584 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:04,711 [sighs] It's just over. 585 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:18,290 [guitar strumming] 586 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,385 [Mary] I love that song, Archie. 587 00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:29,170 Sounds like you wrote it for someone special. 588 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:30,606 Has Veronica heard it yet? 589 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:35,176 Uh, no, not yet. It's a surprise. 590 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:36,917 Well, she's going to love it. 591 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,921 Hey, Mom, if it's not too late... 592 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:45,186 I'm ready to get serious about the Naval Academy. 593 00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:49,234 That's wonderful news, Archie. 594 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:57,503 And, uh, I know I've been kinda flaky lately, 595 00:35:58,286 --> 00:36:01,463 but I'm all in now. I promise. 596 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,639 I think it's time for a completely fresh start. 597 00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:07,817 Well, I will call Brooke and tell her the good news. 598 00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:19,264 [Alice] Elizabeth, what are you doing, honey? 599 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:21,831 Exorcising my demons. 600 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,400 Oh. But these are your diaries. 601 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,534 These are your childhood memories, honey. They're precious. 602 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,972 And that's all they are, Mom. 603 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,192 Memories. 604 00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,761 [sighs] Why don't we save this one? 605 00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:43,940 It's okay to keep one, if you want. 606 00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:52,558 Yeah. Right, one is fine. 607 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,256 Thank you. 608 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,740 [Fogarty] So, what's next? 609 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:06,702 Graduation. Carnegie Mellon. 610 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:10,402 So, I got into the University of Pittsburgh. 611 00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:13,840 You did? 612 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,236 You wanna go there? Why? 613 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,412 Because they gave me a scholarship. 614 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:26,679 And because it's close to Carnegie Mellon. 615 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,724 [chuckles] 616 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:33,816 I wonder what it would be like for us to date somewhere that's not in Riverdale. 617 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:39,344 I've been... I've been wondering that, too. 618 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:42,695 And... [sighs] ...maybe we find out. 619 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:45,828 Yeah, maybe we do. 620 00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:51,269 Mmm... So... 621 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:54,881 Do you think Reggie was right that it was Terry that called Mr. Honey? 622 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,100 Probably. 623 00:37:57,144 --> 00:38:01,061 I mean, how else would Mr. Honey find out about a clandestine tickling ring? 624 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,454 [scoffs] 625 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:09,635 Sorry, Holden. The Scarlet Suite's closed until further notice. 626 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:14,335 -What happened? -The FBI raided me. 627 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:17,904 All my contraband's been confiscated. 628 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,862 I was just released myself. 629 00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:23,301 I'm sorry to hear that, David. 630 00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:26,652 Well... 631 00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:29,916 It's probably for the best. 632 00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:40,927 I must admit, I'm surprised. 633 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:44,278 I know it's been a while since I last came to you asking for money, 634 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:49,457 but... this will allow me to buy Cheryl out of the maple rum business. 635 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:52,678 You refused my help numerous times, as I recall. 636 00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:56,377 Yes. But the reasons I didn't want to get into business 637 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:59,685 with you were your immoral ways. 638 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:03,602 What happened when you spared that Malloy troll... 639 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,909 you said it revealed that you were weak. 640 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,651 But I think it did the exact opposite. 641 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,654 It took strength for you to not go back to your old habits, 642 00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:15,396 and I'm proud of you for it. 643 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:34,110 I shouldn't have gone after one of your sons, Jinx. 644 00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:37,766 Was out of line. 645 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,726 Hiram Lodge, you outta know by now, 646 00:39:42,205 --> 00:39:44,599 you never turn your back on a Malloy. 647 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,734 Lesson learned. 648 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,392 It showed me that you have finally, 649 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:57,569 truly, turned over a new leaf. 650 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:01,137 I have, mija. 651 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:07,840 And, might I add, it's a pleasure doing business with you again. 652 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:16,501 It was actually called Ponytail Playmate? 653 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:18,851 Yeah. 654 00:40:18,894 --> 00:40:22,289 Just when we thought Bret Weston Wallis couldn't be any more of a creep, huh? 655 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,943 [phone vibrates] 656 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:26,598 Cheryl's calling me. 657 00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:30,819 Hello? 658 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,215 Yeah, I'll be right there. 659 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:38,261 Cheryl just got sent another tape. She wants me to come over. 660 00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:41,090 -Oh, wow. -Oh. 661 00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:43,832 -I know you swore off mysteries, but-- -No. 662 00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:48,663 -I'm in. -Well, well. 663 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:50,883 Dream team back together again? 664 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,323 It was sitting on my doormat when we got home. 665 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:59,674 We thought it was gonna be like the other tapes at first. 666 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,474 [gun cocks] 667 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:19,564 [gunshot] 668 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:22,654 [exhales] 669 00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,180 Why me? 670 00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:30,009 Why are they coming after me? 671 00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,532 It's not just you, Cheryl. 672 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:34,056 I got one, too. 673 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,189 I have a feeling we're only the first.