1 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:03,916 [Jughead] Winter had come to Riverdale, 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:08,312 and everyone was suffering from an acute case ofQuiz Show fever. 3 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,053 No one more so than Betty Cooper, 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,142 who was pouring her considerable energies 5 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:14,927 into beating the tar out of Stonewall Prep's team 6 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:19,019 led by, wouldn't you know it, Bret Weston Wallis. 7 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:21,499 The only person immune toQuiz Show fever? 8 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,501 My pal Archie Andrews... 9 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,938 -[sizzling] -...who was feeling a lot less lonely these days. 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,465 Hey, Archie. You okay? 11 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,162 Yeah. 12 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,905 -Yeah, I'm great, Uncle Frank. -Not me. 13 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:38,995 First day as foreman... 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,084 Man, I'm more nervous than when I started basic training. 15 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:43,043 No, you're gonna do awesome. 16 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,740 In fact, I got something for you. 17 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,400 It's Fred's tool belt. 18 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:55,751 Yeah, I can't take another man's gear. 19 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,144 Especially not my brother's. 20 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,536 Well, you're not talking it, you're borrowing it. 21 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:02,236 He'd want you to. So do I. 22 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,067 Thanks, Archie... 23 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:08,633 for everything. 24 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,128 [Betty sighs] 25 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,652 [sighs] Thank God for Bret's morning workouts-- 26 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:30,481 Jug, do not mention him right now, okay, 27 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:31,656 and ruin this moment. 28 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,267 I just love getting you all wound up. 29 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,137 [Betty sighs] 30 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:39,882 -Why are you smiling? -Just everything. 31 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:42,232 You're here, 32 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:44,104 I turned in my draft for the Baxter Brothers book. 33 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,062 And Yale said... 34 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:50,588 Yale said what? 35 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:51,633 [Jughead sighs] 36 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:59,815 Did you get accepted into Yale and not tell me? 37 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,122 Yeah, I think I did. 38 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:05,690 Wow. 39 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:12,697 -Are you okay? -Yeah, no, I'm just... I'm just processing. 40 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,659 But I'm happy for you, Jug. 41 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,618 I'm happy for you, I'm proud of you. 42 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,098 -Really? -Yes. 43 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,622 Yes. 44 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,189 Let me show you how much. 45 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,244 [scoffs] You two are finally done. 46 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,767 I thought I'd be late for class. 47 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,813 Oh, I guess I'll see you in New Haven next year. 48 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:44,164 Of course, you'll just be a visitor. 49 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:47,471 -You got into Yale? -Yeah. Don't look so surprised. 50 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:48,864 And don't worry, Betty, 51 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,083 I will try to keep the co-eds away from Forsythe. 52 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,781 No promises. 53 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,610 But I do promise to crush you in Quiz Showfinals, 54 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,177 if Riverdale makes it that far. 55 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:07,012 Dr. Beaker, as our chemistry teacher, 56 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,840 we are hoping you have the skill set 57 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:11,626 to help us with something of a personal nature. 58 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,497 Are you a rum drinker, Dr. Beaker? 59 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:16,544 [chuckles] Uh, not during school hours 60 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,372 and never with students. 61 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:21,113 Ugh, calm down, Dr. Egghead. 62 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:23,551 [exhales] We're simply asking you to analyze 63 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:26,118 our maple-based concoction to ensure that our recipe 64 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:28,120 is different enough from Lodge Rum. 65 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:32,255 That way, we can't be sued or ceased-and-desisted by my father. 66 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:37,347 So I ask you again, Dr. Beaker, are you a rum drinker? 67 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,785 The board that the runs the Baxter Brothers 68 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:43,962 has taken a look at the first draft of your book, and they have a few thoughts. 69 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:46,226 Well, one more global thought. 70 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,401 They would like a new mystery. 71 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:52,232 New mystery? Like the whole book? 72 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,452 They think the boy in the river storyline is a bit soft. 73 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:57,237 They're looking for something darker. 74 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,717 They mentioned something about say, um... 75 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:03,895 serial killers being a potential fertile ground to explore. 76 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,768 Okay, um, I'll just have to think about it. 77 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,118 Well, think fast, 78 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,076 and have some pitches prepared. 79 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,991 The Brotherhood is coming here to meet with you. 80 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,388 [Jughead] So, I need some serial killer advice. 81 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:23,088 My publishers want a dark and edgy villain for the book, Charles. 82 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,394 So now I have to come up with pitches 83 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,570 in the vein of Zodiac or Hannibal Lecter. 84 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:27,876 I figured you would have some ideas. 85 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,791 Yeah, sure, no problem. 86 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,314 But don't you have firsthand experience 87 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:32,620 with an infamous local serial killer? 88 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:33,664 You mean the Black Hood? 89 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:35,927 No, I couldn't do that to Betty. 90 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:37,320 Hmm, fair enough. 91 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,279 Well, I've got boxes full of killers, 92 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,759 so I'll pick out my ten most gruesome ones for you. 93 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,457 Thank you, Chuck. I owe you. 94 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,765 [Frank] I know you all worked hard for my brother. 95 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,376 Rest assured, as the new foreman, 96 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:52,161 I plan on busting my ass, the same as you do. 97 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,337 And I specifically want to thank Tom Keller 98 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,426 for filling in during these difficult times. 99 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,343 Cool, guys, let's get to work. 100 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,389 -[workers applaud] -[worker] Okay, guys, let's go. 101 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,042 You know, Archie, I would've appreciated 102 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,783 a heads-up that I was being replaced. 103 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,307 I know, Mr. Keller, I'm sorry. 104 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,352 It happened fast, but Frank has a ton of experience. 105 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:10,701 I think the crew's gonna love him. 106 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,616 I gotta be honest with you, Arch, 107 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,096 I don't know about your uncle. 108 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,793 He's been trouble since the day he was born. 109 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,492 I must've arrested him a half dozen times when I was sheriff. 110 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,102 Oh, that was then. 111 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:21,930 My dad believed in second chances, Mr. Keller. So do I. 112 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,978 [Quiz Show theme music playing] 113 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:31,026 Welcome back to the Regional RIVW Quiz Show'sSemi-finals. 114 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:35,465 Seaside High trails Riverdale 210 to 240, 115 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:38,207 and now for the final round. 116 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,383 Which Venetian island has been famous 117 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,820 for glassmaking since the 13th century? 118 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,431 -[buzzing in] -Murano. 119 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,607 -[host] Correct. -Never go in August. So many mosquitoes. 120 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,391 What is the length of the diagonal 121 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,175 if the side of the square is 10? 122 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,699 -[buzzing in] -10 square root of 2. 123 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,918 -[host] Correct. -My brilliant little savant. 124 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,446 Which of the following is the powerhouse of the cell. 125 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,621 -[buzzing in] -Mitochondria. 126 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:01,665 [host] Correct. 127 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,014 Which Americans architect's house 128 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,755 -in southwest Pennsylvania-- -[buzzing in] 129 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,366 -Frank Lloyd Wright. -[host] Correct. 130 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:09,107 Who also designed Thornhill. I knew that. 131 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,676 -[timer chiming] -Well, time's up. Riverdale has won. 132 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,071 They will go on to face Stonewall Prep in the finals. 133 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:20,162 Hey, Betty. You did great out there. 134 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,599 Great might not be good enough to beat him. 135 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:26,690 Ah, that's Bret, huh? 136 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:31,391 Bret Weston Wallis clearly came here to throw me off my game. 137 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,785 Is there any way you could help me with him? 138 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,874 As long as it doesn't involve shallow graves and lye. 139 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,530 No, I just wanna make him sweat. 140 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:44,404 He's a son of a diplomat, brags about being untouchable. 141 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:47,145 But what skeletons are buried in his closet? 142 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:49,713 Any intel you could find that would help me 143 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:53,413 mess with his mind would be much appreciated. 144 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,327 Is it because he got into Yale and you didn't? 145 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:58,026 -[sighs] -Alice told me. 146 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:01,203 Charles, I worked my ass off for four years, 147 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,944 I put an extra time at the Blue and Gold, 148 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:06,382 I maintained a 4.1 GPA, and I still didn't get in. 149 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,558 Not knowing why is driving me crazy. 150 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:12,780 My former mentor at the FBI, he teaches criminal law at Yale. 151 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,477 I'll see if I can get you some answers. 152 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:17,872 About Yale [inhales] and Bret. 153 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,265 Thank you. 154 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,487 [Jughead] And so, anyway, the Baxter Brothers 155 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:27,838 are trying to catch this serial killer named the Fish Monger, 156 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:31,102 [sighs] who gets his name because he guts his victims-- 157 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,583 The idea of a serial killer is intriguing, 158 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:37,848 but what we've heard so far feels a bit... forced. 159 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,070 Okay... 160 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:45,856 What about a serial killer that uses social media 161 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,424 in order to stalk his prey? 162 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,472 Forsythe's best work stems from his personal experiences. 163 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,518 Might I suggest you start there? 164 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,312 What about a dark and ominous force 165 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,923 that threatens the town of Seaport? 166 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,969 Uh, an obsessed killer who is looking to expose 167 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,363 the hypocrisy and sins of his neighbors. 168 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:18,498 The Baxter Brothers discover that the man unleashing his righteous rage 169 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:22,327 is the father of Bobby Baxter's girlfriend, Tracy True. 170 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,416 This sound promising. 171 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,070 What's the name of the killer? 172 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,030 Uh, the Brown Hood. 173 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,164 If you give me a little more time, I can come up with another-- 174 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,515 No, we like this. 175 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:39,693 You ask me, this sounds like a million dollar idea. 176 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,267 [grunts] 177 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,532 [both] Hey. 178 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,055 I just drove by the site. Where are the guys? 179 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,535 Oh, Frank called it a day 180 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,711 and decided to invite everybody back to your place 181 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,277 for beers and tall tales. 182 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,889 Oh, you didn't wanna go? 183 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,108 Somebody's gotta balance the books here, Archie, they're bit of a mess. 184 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,806 How so? 185 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:08,112 Well, for starters, nobody received their Christmas bonuses. 186 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:11,159 -Your dad never missed a year. -We'll bounce back, 187 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,683 Mr. Keller, we just need more time. 188 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,163 [Frank laughs] You gotta remember 189 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,991 at this point Fred is three sheets to the wind, okay? 190 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,951 And he's somehow convinced himself that stealing Seaside's mascot 191 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,650 would give Riverdale the edge in the playoff game, okay? 192 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:24,868 [door closes] 193 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,435 So, he climbs over this big fence, right, 194 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,916 and he goes to grab Peter the Pig out of his pen, 195 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,745 and get this, he can't climb back out. 196 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:35,183 -[all laughing] -He is absolutely trapped. 197 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:39,361 So, the next morning, security shows up, 198 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:44,192 and there's Fred, all curled up in the mud, holding on to this squealing hog, 199 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:47,238 and without missing a beat, my brother says, 200 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,676 "I got the bacon. You got the eggs?" 201 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,243 [all laughing] 202 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,948 Your old man sure knew how to pick a crew. 203 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:03,037 Reminds me of the guys I served with. 204 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,691 Mr. Keller said some of the guys were upset 205 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,388 they didn't get their bonuses this year. 206 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:09,609 Hmm, you're so much like your dad. 207 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,741 Always worried about other people. 208 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,569 Relax, we got this. 209 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,620 For you. 210 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,145 Mija,how very generous. 211 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,452 But do I need to remind you that I actually own the patent on this rum? 212 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,889 Correction, Daddy. 213 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:32,022 You own the patent on sad, tired molasses-based rum. 214 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,285 Ours is maple-based. 215 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,592 And, in a pre-emptive move to rum-block you, 216 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,941 we had a scientist analyze it. 217 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,203 According to him, 218 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,335 by making the main ingredient maple syrup, 219 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,816 our rum's DNA has changed by 51%. 220 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,949 [Veronica] Which means, legally, you can't sue or stop us. 221 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:49,083 And, should you be inspired to create your own version of our invention, 222 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,780 consider yourself forewarned, 223 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,696 because we control the patent on maple rum. 224 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,132 So, toodles. 225 00:10:55,176 --> 00:11:00,050 In other words, Daddy, our rum war is back on. 226 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,797 [Charles] Your instincts were right again, Betty. 227 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,713 As requested, I did some digging on Bret. 228 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,106 [Betty] And what did you find? 229 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:19,766 [gasps] 230 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:28,513 -Betty, what's up? -I'm so onto you, Bret. 231 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,864 God, you just think you're so untouchable, 232 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,953 and that everyone is beneath you, 233 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:36,260 but the truth is, you are a filthy cheater. 234 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:39,481 Whoa, Betty, hang on for a minute, what's going on? 235 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:44,312 Your roommate's father paid someone to take the PSATs for him. 236 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,531 Oh, but don't worry, his father covered it all up, 237 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,838 and then bought his way into Stonewall, 238 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:51,014 as I'm sure he did with Yale, as well. 239 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,494 Because the truth is, 240 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,889 you haven't earned a single thing in your life, Bret. 241 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,587 You're just a pathetic rich kid. 242 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,898 Why're you making me out to be the villain here? 243 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,076 It's not like I'm the one writing a YA fiction 244 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,078 based off the exploits of your deranged father. 245 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,605 Is that what your novel is about? 246 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,262 Betty, wait. Betty? 247 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,528 [Veronica] Cheryl, I've been musing. 248 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,226 We now have a truly enviable product. 249 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,838 But we still need to get the word out to potential customers. 250 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:36,320 So, what if we make La Bonne Nuit our base of operations? 251 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,887 Query. 252 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,671 Didn't your daddykins revoke this place's liquor licence? 253 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:43,980 We wouldn't sell rum. We would hand out free samples. 254 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,417 And, instead of being a speakeasy, 255 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,377 we'd reopen La Bonne Nuit as a dance club. 256 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,423 Interesting. 257 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,817 Sweaty people equals thirsty people, 258 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,385 equals people desperate for overpriced mocktails. 259 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,867 Meanwhile, we covertly hand out samples of our delicious homemade rum. 260 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,043 Our coat check girl could take down the names 261 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,001 and orders of potential customers, 262 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,221 and the legitimate money we bring in at the club 263 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,789 could help fund our shadow operation. 264 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,882 -[door bells jingle] -[music playing] 265 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,408 [Fogarty] Kevin. 266 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,452 [Kevin sighs] 267 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,889 Now's not a good time, Fangs. 268 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,455 I'm waiting for my Grind'em date. 269 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,153 [chuckles] I'm not stalking you. 270 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,850 I'm just picking up a couple of burgers. 271 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:35,031 But I want to apologize for what I did to you. 272 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:38,469 -I was under Edgar's control. -Fangs, I get it. 273 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,297 I was brainwashed by Edgar, too. 274 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,125 But that doesn't mean we should get back together. 275 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,345 Can we just go on a date and see what happens? 276 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,346 [door bell jingles] 277 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,479 Sorry, my date just got here. 278 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:51,918 -Hi, are you Terry? I'm Kevin. -Nice to meet you. 279 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,485 Listen, do you want to get out of here? 280 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,487 I have a room at the Five Seasons. 281 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:59,360 -Unless that's too forward? -No, not at all. 282 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,758 [sighs] 283 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,718 [Betty] Tell me Bret is lying. 284 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,677 Tell me that you didn't exploit my family tragedy 285 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,505 for a Baxter Brothers novel. 286 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,681 Betty, it was a Hail Mary. 287 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,293 I had to give the Baxter Brotherhood something. 288 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,904 I was never going to go through with it without asking you first. 289 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,428 And I didn't ask you because I wasn't even going to do it. 290 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,169 If you wanna use my life, 291 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,692 you wanna write about the Black Hood, 292 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,520 have the guts to ask me. 293 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,871 -Don't lie to my face. -I wasn't lying. 294 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,350 No, you were just omitting the truth, 295 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,353 which is exactly what you did about the Quill and Skull, 296 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,094 and about getting accepted into Yale. 297 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,443 I told you about Yale, 298 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,315 I just had to figure out the best time to do so. 299 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,752 Oh, and the best time to do so was right after we had sex? 300 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,711 [stammers] There isn't a handbook on how to tell your girlfriend 301 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,496 that you got accepted to her dream school. 302 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,368 Yeah, especially not when the only reason you got accepted to Yale 303 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,153 is because of this stupid school. 304 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,897 [exhales sharply] Oh, is that what you think? 305 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,811 That I don't deserve to go to Yale? 306 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:03,554 [sighs] 307 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,651 Thanks. 308 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,393 Good news, fellas. I just got off the phone with the mayor's office, 309 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:19,657 and we've been hired to repair the drainage system in the prison. 310 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,138 Government job, real money. 311 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,923 We can't do that, Mr. Keller. 312 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,750 We can't do business with Hiram Lodge. 313 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,492 That prison represents everything wrong and corrupt about this town. 314 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,972 We'd be taking blood money from Hiram. 315 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,495 My dad wouldn't do it. I won't either. 316 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,671 Archie, we can't just do business with the people we like. 317 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,544 Kid made his decision, Tom. 318 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,328 Yeah, well, I think he's made the wrong decision. 319 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,330 I don't know if he should be getting advice from you about it. 320 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,592 Yeah, well, I'm family, 321 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,246 so I got more to say in this than you do. 322 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,509 Look, I've made up my mind, we'll figure out another way. 323 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,468 And please, don't tell any of the other crew about this. 324 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,078 The morale's low enough as it is. 325 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,340 Let's keep it between us. 326 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,342 Okay. 327 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,869 Hey, Betty. Do you have a minute? 328 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,219 I just heard from my mentor at Yale. 329 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,657 [sighs] Yeah. 330 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,181 What was it? My grades? My essay? What? 331 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,010 Just rip the band-aid off, Charles. 332 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,057 It wasn't any of that. 333 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,060 It was that they didn't want to accept the daughter of the Black Hood. 334 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,888 They were afraid that if your father's identity got out, 335 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,979 it would generate bad press, problems with other students. 336 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:21,719 I'm sorry. 337 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,610 What the hell is wrong with you, Bret? 338 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,177 Why would you go and tell Betty that? 339 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,221 How did you even know? 340 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,310 DuPont mentioned something. 341 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,051 I thought you were supposed to be watching my back, 342 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,357 -not stabbing it. -Wait, look, 343 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,969 I didn't do this to hurt you, Jones. 344 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,841 I did it to get under Betty's skin before the Quiz Showfinals. 345 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,496 So you threw a live grenade into my relationship, 346 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,672 so you could win a trivia contest? 347 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:02,978 Of course. 348 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,112 This is what it means to be a Quill and Skull. 349 00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:10,159 To win at any cost, always. 350 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:24,565 You'll never be satisfied, will you, Dad? 351 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:28,612 It wasn't enough that you had to ruin my past and my present, 352 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,182 but you had to destroy my future too. 353 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,798 Even rotting in the ground, you still find ways to torture me. 354 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:44,846 [sighs] 355 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,458 Not anymore. [sniffles] 356 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,332 I'm done. 357 00:17:56,510 --> 00:18:00,340 I hate you! 358 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,740 Betty. Betty! Betty. 359 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,830 Honey. It's okay, honey. It's okay. 360 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,354 -It's okay. -[crying] 361 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,529 I'm so sorry, honey. 362 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,444 It's okay. 363 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,054 Charles told me everything. 364 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:20,708 I'm sorry. 365 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,458 [Frank] There he is, Big Red. Come join us. 366 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,808 One second, Uncle Frank, I'm just grabbing a soda. 367 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,679 Uh, where was I? Oh, right. 368 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,203 [indistinct chatter] 369 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,904 -[Carlos] Hey. -Carlos, did you want a beer? 370 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,384 I'm good. 371 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,777 Um, listen, Archie, 372 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,432 I heard we turned down a government contract. 373 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,652 -Is that true? -Where did you hear that? 374 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,437 From my buddies working the gig. 375 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,136 Look, Carlos, that's not the kind of job we take. 376 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,138 Well, some of the guys are pretty pissed about it. 377 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,096 There's a lot of tension on the site. 378 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,143 Something doesn't change soon, your crew's gonna quit. 379 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,536 And some advice... 380 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,365 You should spend a little more time with your boots on the ground. 381 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,714 At the site, with us. 382 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,412 Okay? 383 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,374 [Kevin chuckling] 384 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,992 Okay, okay. [exhales] 385 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,518 -What is with the tickling? -[sighs] 386 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:36,131 Have you ever videotaped yourself? 387 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,352 -Once. It didn't go well. -No. 388 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,005 Videotaped yourself getting tickled? 389 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,271 Why does every date I go on have to get super weird? 390 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,490 It's just tickling. No sex. 391 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,623 You don't even have to take off your shirt. 392 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:53,148 I direct you and another hot guy. 393 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:54,932 It's fun. 394 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,284 And it pays. 395 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,547 -How much? -Five grand a video. 396 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,417 [chuckles] 397 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:06,683 Um... 398 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,644 So it's with another guy, not you? 399 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,646 I just work the camera. 400 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:17,303 But I have someone who'd be really into you. 401 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,304 A total beefcake. 402 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,045 What do you say? 403 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:27,051 -Sure. -Cool, I'll text my guy. 404 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,531 He's waiting down at the bar. 405 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,233 [knocking on door] 406 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,584 You didn't have to come. 407 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,587 Yes, I did. 408 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,808 Especially after what your mom told me downstairs. 409 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,204 You okay? 410 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,644 I mean, I fully spiraled in a cemetery. 411 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:58,082 No, you had a human reaction 412 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,824 to a situation that was totally out of your control. 413 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,174 I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you when you needed me. 414 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:06,352 I love you. I really hate when we fight. 415 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,310 You deserve Yale, Jug. 416 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:13,620 And I'm so happy for you. 417 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,057 It's just hard for me to untangle 418 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,103 that from how sad I am that I won't be going. 419 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,017 [chuckles] 420 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,845 It's not fair. 421 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,238 But I've been thinking... 422 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,720 Stonewall got me into Yale, 423 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,506 but what if I could pay it forward, helping you win? 424 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,726 -You mean the Quiz Show? -No, 425 00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,294 you've got that in the bag. 426 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,645 I'm talking about the other, bigger game that we're playing. 427 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:47,306 [dance music playing] 428 00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:16,987 Cheryl, we're a hit. 429 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,467 As is our maple concoction. 430 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,426 But did you expect anything less? 431 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,167 And we already have a long list of interested buyers. 432 00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:25,169 Let's keep those free shots flowing. 433 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,302 [man] Sheriff's department. 434 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,523 What the hell is this? 435 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:33,395 Haven't you been through enough of them to know? 436 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,398 -It's a raid. -For some trumped up reason, no doubt. 437 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,008 You may be mayor, 438 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,923 but you can't just barge in here like you own the place. 439 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,751 Well, this warrant says otherwise. 440 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,276 It has been brought to my attention 441 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,670 that there is alcohol being sold on the premises. 442 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,411 False, we aren't selling anything. 443 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:59,943 You don't think I know what game you girls are playing? 444 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:02,293 Ladies, I'm the grand master. 445 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:06,341 And when you play against me, you'll lose 446 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,475 every single time. 447 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:10,389 [snaps fingers] 448 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:18,919 [people gasping] 449 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,025 [pop music playing] 450 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:49,602 Are you sure he understands what kind of video we're making? 451 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:51,038 That it's just tickling? 452 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,692 Relax. 453 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,477 Daryl's one of my top earners, 454 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:58,654 and subscribers love it when opposites pair up. 455 00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:02,092 Trust me, I've done hundreds of these. 456 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:06,357 Did you say hundreds? What kind of operation are you running? 457 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:09,622 Play your cards right, stud, and you'll find out. 458 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,061 [cracks knuckles] 459 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,719 [pours rum] 460 00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:23,374 Fear not, we have a new batch brewing at Thistlehouse even as we lick our wounds. 461 00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:29,511 And to what end? 462 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:31,948 To become floor polish like that batch? 463 00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:34,516 And I know my father, he'll just keep raiding this place 464 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,996 until we cry tio.[sighs] 465 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:41,654 Yes, he will raid this place. 466 00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,612 Why're you saying it like it's a good thing? 467 00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:48,095 Because I've just had one of my hellaciously simple, yet brilliant ideas. 468 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:52,403 What if we keep this location open as a nightclub as a distraction? 469 00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,057 Get him to focus on La Bonne Nuit 470 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:57,539 while we relocate our rum business elsewhere. 471 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,976 Do you happen to have one of these magical realms 472 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,543 tucked away in your back pocket? 473 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:04,764 Back pocket? More like top floor. 474 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:19,909 You're a natural, Kev. You have a great laugh. 475 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,084 Terrific timber. 476 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:24,044 Great. 477 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,138 You can make a lot more if and when you build a following. 478 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:32,661 Terry, this is a one-time thing. 479 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:37,013 That's a shame. You could make some serious bank. 480 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,667 All right, let me ask you. 481 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,583 Would I always have to work with Daryl? 482 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:45,413 Daryl's popular, but, no. Why? 483 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,459 Did you have someone else in mind? 484 00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:50,374 -[Veronica] Cheryl, what is this place? -[door opens] 485 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:53,595 Mumsie's old brothel. The Maple Club. 486 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:58,600 The most exclusive gentlemen's club in town, just sitting here. 487 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,908 Okay, but is a former cathouse really on-brand 488 00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:04,606 for our female empowerment start-up? 489 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,304 Mommy Dreadful was certainly was no ally to the cause, 490 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:10,960 but that doesn't mean we can't use this place for our own purposes. 491 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:12,440 [blows] 492 00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,311 Not only is its rent prepaid for the rest of the year, 493 00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:17,445 but it is and has everything we need. 494 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:19,534 Private drinking club, check. 495 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,058 Premium security system, check. 496 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,278 List of Riverdale's richest rubes... 497 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,414 Check. 498 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,507 Look at all the names in here. 499 00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:38,509 Cheryl, do you realize what this is? 500 00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:39,989 Clients with the financial means 501 00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:41,295 to pay at the price point we require. 502 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,340 Exactly. 503 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,821 So, let's tap those scumbags like maple trees 504 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:47,997 and start making some real money. 505 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:51,435 As a valued long-term client, we wanted you to be the first to know 506 00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,655 that the Maple Club is reopening. 507 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,657 No, we are no longer a bordello. 508 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:58,007 Think of it more as a social club, 509 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:00,357 offering exclusivity, discretion... 510 00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:02,664 ...and high-end, maple-centric liquor, 511 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,667 a brand so rare it can only be purchased on the premises. 512 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:06,755 [Veronica] Yes, I had a feeling 513 00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:08,104 that might be of interest to you. 514 00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:09,410 Of course... 515 00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:10,541 [both] You'll be put at the top of the list. 516 00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:15,155 Between senior year 517 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:18,375 and operating La Bonne Nuit as a cover, 518 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,160 we're taking on quite the load. 519 00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:25,687 What we need is a full-time live-in manager. 520 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,907 Someone who will be beholden to us. 521 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:31,258 Who will live, eat, and sleep here 522 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:33,173 to ensure things run smoothly. 523 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:37,830 I have the perfect candidate. 524 00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,396 [Veronica] You've got to be kidding me. 525 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:44,924 -Cheryl, she's a killer. -So was Betty's father. 526 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,752 So was your father. 527 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:48,754 True. 528 00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:53,497 Why have you come for me, nightmare child? 529 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,413 To offer you a change of venue, Mumsie. 530 00:27:56,457 --> 00:28:01,070 And a way for you to work off your debt to society and to me. 531 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:04,160 As long as you're willing to play by our tightly coiled rules. 532 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:06,641 [scoffs] 533 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,645 [Keller] I knew it was gonna happen, 534 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,734 I just didn't think it was gonna happen this quick. 535 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:13,909 What's the problem, Mr. Keller? 536 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,868 There's 200 bucks missing from petty cash. 537 00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:16,999 You know anything about that, Frank? 538 00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:19,785 Yeah, I borrowed it against my salary. 539 00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:21,700 You mean, you stole it. 540 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,440 You can't steel something when your family name's on the shingle, Tom. 541 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:25,094 Your brother put up that sign, Frank. 542 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:26,792 It had nothing to do with you. 543 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:28,750 Archie, I've done my best to help you, 544 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:31,100 but if you're gonna stand beside a piece of garbage like this, 545 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,667 we're finished. 546 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,799 -Uncle Frank. -[Keller grunts] 547 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:35,931 Mr. Keller. 548 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,542 [both grunting] 549 00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:53,122 That's it. I'm done. I quit. 550 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,733 Any of you who want to work a job 551 00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,996 where you actually get paid, you know where to find me. 552 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:11,010 Just gonna keep giving me the silent treatment? 553 00:29:11,053 --> 00:29:12,620 I stuck my neck out for you, Frank. 554 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,143 How the hell could you steal from the till? 555 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,666 I didn't steal it. 556 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,668 I borrowed it against my future salary. 557 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:18,974 If you needed money, why didn't you just come to me? 558 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:20,149 Because you're my nephew. 559 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:22,804 I'm a 40-year-old man, Archie. 560 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,284 I did eight years in the military, 561 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,589 seven of that in combat. 562 00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:27,461 How the hell do you think it makes me feel 563 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,202 to have to ask a teenager for a loan? 564 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,467 What did you even need it for? 565 00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:35,991 I got a hot tip, a sure thing at the track. 566 00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:37,732 [scoffs] You're gambling with it? 567 00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:43,694 I was trying to earn enough to pay the guys their bonuses. 568 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,567 But go ahead and think the worst, Archie, everybody else does. 569 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,047 [door opens] 570 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:50,527 -[door closes] -[sighs] 571 00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:54,357 [woman] All right, we're on in five. 572 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:55,445 [man 1] One-two, one-two. 573 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:58,884 [man 2] Sound check, please. 574 00:29:58,927 --> 00:29:59,885 [man 3] Cam one, over here, please. 575 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:01,887 [indistinct chatter] 576 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:08,676 [Jughead] Betty. 577 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,548 This is Mr. Brooks, 578 00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:13,550 the Yale recruiter I was telling you about. 579 00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:17,511 Recruiter? It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. 580 00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:18,991 The pleasure is mine. 581 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:22,211 Forsythe was insistent I see you in action. 582 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:26,302 -He's your biggest cheerleader. -And I'm his too. 583 00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:28,739 -Okay, break a leg out there. -Okay, thanks. 584 00:30:28,783 --> 00:30:29,784 Nice to meet you. 585 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:33,919 -Betty. -Hi. 586 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:35,964 -Jughead told me about the recruiter. -Mmm-hmm. 587 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:37,836 If you win out there, you get another shot? 588 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:40,055 Yup, as if I wasn't already stressed enough. 589 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,536 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm just really excited for you. 590 00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:44,930 I left you a present in the greenroom. 591 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:49,935 [sighs] 592 00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:16,962 Oh, my God, Mom. What did you do? 593 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:26,623 Well, hello, everyone, and welcome to RIVW's Quiz Show. 594 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,974 We have our returning champions, Stonewall Prep, 595 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:32,281 facing first-time finalists Riverdale High. 596 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:36,372 So, let's get quizzing. 597 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:39,941 What country has the longest coastline in continental Europe? 598 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,290 -[buzzing in] -Norway. 599 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,422 Correct. 600 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:44,119 -[buzzing in] -The miracle of Dunkirk. 601 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:45,860 Correct. 602 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,428 -[buzzing in] -Aft, bow, port, starboard. 603 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:50,343 Correct. 604 00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,301 -[buzzing in] -If the limit never approaches anything, 605 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:55,304 -the limit does not exist. -[host] Correct. 606 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:58,046 In his 1899 novella The Jungle Book, 607 00:31:58,090 --> 00:31:59,961 -what author-- -Rudyard Kipling. 608 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:00,962 [host] Correct. 609 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:01,963 -[buzzing in] -Demand-- 610 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,138 Demand side economics. 611 00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:05,053 Why are we even here? 612 00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:06,881 It's like she knows the answers before the question are even asked. 613 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,275 -[buzzing in] -Burgundy, France. 614 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:11,233 Oh, sorry, that's incorrect. 615 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,583 -I'm sorry. -It's okay. 616 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:14,889 [host] To Stonewall. 617 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,978 -[buzzing in] -Cotes du Rhone. 618 00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,719 Oh, sorry, that's also incorrect. 619 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:20,329 It's Bordeaux, jackhole. 620 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:21,983 Actually, Bret, it's Alsace. 621 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:24,159 The correct answer is Alsace. 622 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:25,813 Well, with the thrilling back and forth, 623 00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:28,511 the score's still tied at 520. 624 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:30,165 [dramatic music playing] 625 00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:32,037 Well, that sound can only mean one thing, 626 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,300 it is time for our final question. 627 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:38,173 It's all your, B. Destroy that pleated khaki trash monster. 628 00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:45,876 For the win. 629 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,922 In a manual transmission vehicle, 630 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:51,578 what mechanical device connects two or more rotating shafts? 631 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:52,448 [both buzz in] 632 00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:55,495 Spark plug. 633 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:58,977 That is incorrect. 634 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,329 [sighs] 635 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,287 [host] Riverdale, your chance to steal. 636 00:33:08,943 --> 00:33:09,770 The clutch. 637 00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:12,903 That is correct. 638 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,688 -[bell chiming] -[all cheering] 639 00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:17,386 [host] Riverdale has won. Riverdale are the winners. 640 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,300 Oh, my God! 641 00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:21,521 [host] Well, there you have it, everyone. 642 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:24,045 Another fantastic Quiz Show. Thanks for joining in. 643 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,742 [Alice] Say, "Victory." 644 00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,005 -[all] Victory. -[camera clicks] 645 00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:28,615 Okay, that's cute. 646 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:34,229 I'll take genius girlfriends for 200, Alex. 647 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:35,404 I don't know what's better, 648 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,232 the win or the look on Bret's face. 649 00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:39,930 Well, you're gonna to solve every mystery in Connecticut, 650 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,280 and we're going to eat a lot of pizza. 651 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:42,194 [Betty chuckles] 652 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:50,593 [Alice] It looks perfect there. 653 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,161 And I'm so glad to see that you're not beating yourself up. 654 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:54,467 You did what you had to do. 655 00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,080 Yeah, not in the way that you think, Mom. 656 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:02,214 I didn't use the answers that you stole. 657 00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,694 I tore those up and threw them away. 658 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:07,001 I wanted to beat Bret fair and square. 659 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,928 -I take it the bet came in? -Yeah. 660 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:22,712 Turned $200 into ten grand. 661 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,149 It's enough to pay the bonuses. 662 00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:25,933 We good now? 663 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,764 This is great, Uncle Frank. 664 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,072 But, no, we're not good. 665 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,334 When you took that money, 666 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,813 it felt like you were stealing from my dad. 667 00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:40,774 I was just trying to help, Archie. 668 00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:43,472 It's not what you did. It's how you did it. 669 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:45,431 Andrews Construction isn't just a business, 670 00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:46,997 it's my dad's legacy. 671 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:49,391 We treat it with honor, with respect. 672 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:50,653 This can't happen again. 673 00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,353 You sound just like him. 674 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:56,572 And I understand. 675 00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:06,408 [students chanting] Betty! Betty! 676 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:11,326 [all cheering] 677 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,555 We did it, Mr. Honey. We won. 678 00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,513 You did, Ms. Cooper, 679 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:27,864 and apparently how you did it is a grave problem. 680 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,563 I don't understand. What do you... 681 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:36,395 This was found in the trash inside your greenroom. 682 00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:41,095 My office, now! 683 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:52,628 [door closes] 684 00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:53,673 [footsteps approaching] 685 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:56,589 [bag thuds] 686 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,898 The school called. I tried convincing Mr. Honey 687 00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:03,422 that you had nothing to do with it. 688 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:06,076 That this was my doing to try to give you an advantage. 689 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,991 To balance the damage your father has done. 690 00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:08,862 I know, Mom. 691 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,780 Why aren't you at work? 692 00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:18,088 Apparently, somebody told my station manager, 693 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:21,004 and I have been put on leave without pay 694 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,919 for who knows how long. 695 00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:25,095 I just don't understand, how could anyone find out? 696 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:27,750 I mean, where's the evidence? I was so careful. 697 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:28,925 Exhibit A. 698 00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,537 Someone must have dug through my trash, 699 00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:33,321 probably Bret. 700 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:34,757 But you didn't even use these answers. 701 00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:37,107 Doesn't matter. No one believes me. 702 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:39,109 I saw how hard you studied, Betty. 703 00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:40,981 You earned that trophy. 704 00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:43,201 Well, according to Mr. Honey, Riverdale's victory 705 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:47,117 has been tainted by a cloud of scandal. 706 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:50,686 So, it's been overturned. Stonewall Prep wins again. 707 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:53,907 And I've been suspended, pending further investigation. 708 00:36:57,998 --> 00:36:59,217 [school bell ringing] 709 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,698 Before I say what I'm about to say, Fangs, 710 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:04,352 I wanna make one thing clear. 711 00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:07,355 This is not about me wanting to get back together. 712 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:08,748 Understand? 713 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:11,141 I've heard better opening lines. 714 00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:12,534 I have a proposal for you. 715 00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:16,146 It's good money, on-camera work. 716 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:18,975 It's a little weird, but it'll be infinitely less weird 717 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:20,107 if I do it with someone I know. 718 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:22,457 On camera? 719 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:23,980 What're you talking about, Kevin? 720 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:28,811 Just... promise me you'll keep an open mind. Okay, stud? 721 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,426 Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Keller. 722 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:36,384 I wanted to make sure you got your bonus, 723 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:38,604 and to apologize. 724 00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:42,085 I'm a grown man, Archie. I can take care of myself. 725 00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:44,044 Would you consider coming back to Andrews Construction? 726 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,873 You know that I want to, 727 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,309 but if Frank's going to be sticking around, 728 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,224 I just don't think that's a good idea. 729 00:37:51,704 --> 00:37:52,748 What if I made you foreman? 730 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:58,493 Archie, you're a good kid. You always have been. 731 00:37:58,537 --> 00:37:59,755 But you trust too much. 732 00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:01,583 I know who my Uncle Frank is, Mr. Keller. 733 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:04,020 Sure, he's a mixed bag. 734 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,544 But I can't turn my back on family. 735 00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,155 I understand that. 736 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:13,813 Good luck to you. I just pray that Frank Andrews 737 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:15,205 isn't the end of your dad's company. 738 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:17,556 Thank you. 739 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,390 One Maple Rum Punch and one Maplejito 740 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,261 for Mr. Arklight and his guest. 741 00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,047 How's the front of house going? 742 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:34,050 Busy. Word is spreading faster than a fire at Thornhill. 743 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:36,879 -Hmm. -[cell phone vibrating] 744 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:40,622 It's Pop Tate. Apparently La Bonne Nuit just got raided again. 745 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,625 Heavens, whatever will your father find this time? 746 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:48,587 Let me think, a club of sweaty dancing teenagers imbibing virgin coladas, 747 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:53,548 fizzy juice drinks, and coffee-infused colas. 748 00:38:53,592 --> 00:38:56,377 To our two income streams being up and running. 749 00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:58,423 I'll drink to that. 750 00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:01,687 [Penelope] Is this mask absolutely necessary? 751 00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:05,386 It's mandatory, Mother. 752 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,910 Unless you want someone to find out your identity, 753 00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,259 you'll keep that false face on 754 00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:11,087 and stay within the walls of the Maple Club. 755 00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:12,915 And if you get the itch to run... 756 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:16,179 ...that ankle monitor and proximity sensor I put on you 757 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:19,792 will start screeching like a cat in heat, Mrs. Blossom. 758 00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:21,620 Take this as a win. 759 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:24,274 You're under house-arrest, minding our shop whilst we're in school. 760 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:26,886 But at least you're not in that petri dish of a teen sex bunker. 761 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:34,110 You're a pathological lunatic, you know that, Bret? 762 00:39:34,154 --> 00:39:35,373 I know what you did to Betty. 763 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,548 Easy, Forsythe. 764 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,071 From what I hear, she did it to herself. 765 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:41,248 You consider yourself to be this elite man of honor, 766 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:43,511 but you are nothing more than a joke and a coward. 767 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:45,948 You know, when you say things like that, Forsythe, 768 00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,472 it really upsets me. 769 00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:50,736 Oh, I'm sorry. Have I besmirched your precious honor? 770 00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:52,520 -You're damn right, you have. -Good. 771 00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,957 Because as stated by the Quill and Skull charter, 772 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,568 any dispute between two members 773 00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:58,483 can be solved according to the code 774 00:39:58,526 --> 00:40:00,615 of the society of the founding fathers. 775 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:02,356 A duel. 776 00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:04,706 You can't be serious. 777 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,056 Oh, I'm as serious as a shot to the heart. 778 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,624 [chuckles] 779 00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:11,713 -Um... -Are you scared? 780 00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:16,370 No, amused at the thought of your ponytailed girlfriend 781 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,112 -weeping over your dead body. -That's not gonna happen. 782 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:23,333 So, sudden death? Yes or no? 783 00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:26,859 -[door bells jingle] -[music playing] 784 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,340 -Hey. -Hi. 785 00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:31,820 I got here as soon as I could. What's going on? 786 00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:35,258 [crying] I just don't think I can do this anymore, Arch. 787 00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:38,174 I keep waiting for Jug to come back, but he doesn't. 788 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:41,003 And he won't. He won't ever come back. 789 00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:45,094 And I don't know how I'm supposed to keep going. 790 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:52,667 Day by day, Betty, we'll get through this... 791 00:40:52,711 --> 00:40:53,755 together.