1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:01,251 [ARCHIE] Riverdale... 2 00:00:01,292 --> 00:00:04,921 [HIRAM] I'm excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:07,132 and announce my candidacy for mayor. 4 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:09,259 Our father needed help. 5 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,844 "Our father"? 6 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,446 Thank you for meeting with me, Mr. DuPont. 7 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:13,972 I wanted to talk to you about 8 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,533 the first book in the Baxter Brothers series. 9 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,474 You didn't write it. 10 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,351 You're very lucky 11 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,103 I don't take you to the Headmaster 12 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,646 and get you expelled. 13 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,564 Are you okay? 14 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,024 I'm sorry, Jughead, 15 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,609 that I couldn't help you. 16 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,863 I will be taking over Mr. Chipping's seminar. 17 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:31,990 [CHERYL] Aunt Cricket? Uncle Bedford? 18 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,634 - [UNCLE BEDFORD] Cheryl. - Uncle Bedford? 19 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:37,287 You are going away for a long, long time, Cheryl. 20 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:38,955 Let go of her, you monster. 21 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,040 [GRUNTING] 22 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,166 - [EFFORT GRUNT] - [GROANS] 23 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,710 You want to fight me again? 24 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,420 Don't you need to put your mask on first? 25 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:47,922 We got to get him to a hospital. 26 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,299 - [MOANS] - [CELL PHONE DIALS] 27 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,385 Thanksgiving. 28 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,471 The time of year when friends and family 29 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,847 gather to eat turkey, 30 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,307 watch the big game, 31 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,601 and give thanks for all that they have. 32 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,359 But for Archie, this year was all about what he'd lost. 33 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,528 It was the first Thanksgiving without his father. 34 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,530 The void that Fred Andrews left 35 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,658 was as cold as the winds blowing through the town. 36 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,535 [SIGHS] 37 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,555 And while Archie was thinking of ways to give back, 38 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:23,416 Riverdale's new mayor was grabbing all that he could. 39 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,794 Hiram Lodge had run unopposed, 40 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:29,380 allowing him to ascend to power virtually overnight. 41 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,926 Meanwhile, across town, at Riverdale General Hospital, 42 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:35,678 - a different family gathering was taking place. - [EKG BEEPING] 43 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,682 For the Dickenson crime clan, the only dish on the Thanksgiving menu was revenge. 44 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:42,811 Now that our boy Dodger is stable, 45 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:45,396 we'll find whoever did this to him. 46 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,982 Guy from the community center. Got to be. 47 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:51,319 What community center? 48 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,613 Who the hell are you talking about? 49 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,907 Weather forecasters were calling for an epic ice storm, 50 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,243 and you could literally feel the temperature dropping. 51 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,911 Mija. 52 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,747 Hey, you were missed this morning. 53 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,126 Oh, wait, was your inauguration today? 54 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,710 [CHUCKLES] 55 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:10,380 Well, you can make it up to me tomorrow night. 56 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:13,174 I made reservations at the Sweetwater Country Club. 57 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,593 I'm helping Archie at the community center. 58 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,388 Yeah, Archie's community center... 59 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:22,559 Wasn't a man found bleeding out, on the verge of death, right in front of it? 60 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,438 Just terrible what's going on in that part of town. 61 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,857 It's a real problem. 62 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,193 Well... 63 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,653 You make sure you wish 64 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,239 Archie a very happy Thanksgiving for me. 65 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,409 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 66 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,120 [ARCHIE] All right, everyone, bring it in. Come on! 67 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,538 Hustle up, hustle up. 68 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,169 All right, look. 69 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,046 We know some of you guys have nowhere to go for Thanksgiving. 70 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,716 So, Munroe and I, we're gonna keep the center open tomorrow. 71 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:57,677 We're gonna have hot meals with all the fixings. 72 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,305 [ALL CHEERING] 73 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,265 - Seriously? You guys are cooking? - Hell, yeah. 74 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,475 - And my mom. - And grandma. 75 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,037 So tell your friends there's an open-door policy. Everyone is invited. 76 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:10,356 All right. 77 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:13,818 [MR. DUPONT] And with that, the seminar is adjourned for the remainder of the week. 78 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,405 I hope you all have a restful and productive 79 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,531 Thanksgiving break. 80 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,074 [JUGHEAD EXHALES] 81 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:24,495 Mr. DuPont, before you go, I was wondering... 82 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,937 I was wondering if you had any more information about why Mr. Chipping killed himself. 83 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,627 Alcoholism. 84 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:32,003 Drove him to the edge. 85 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,589 Rupert had many demons, I'm afraid. 86 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,007 Well, he didn't leave a note. 87 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,729 There hasn't been much of an investigation. 88 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,969 The family's request. And it was clearly a suicide. 89 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,763 You saw it with your own eyes. 90 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,351 Mr. Chipping didn't come to you to talk about me, did he? 91 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,144 No. Why would he have? 92 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,855 - Well, because I shared with... - That ridiculous notion... 93 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:51,940 [SCOFFS] 94 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,858 Of your grandfather 95 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,611 writing the original Baxter Brothers novel? 96 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,696 He never bought it up. 97 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,407 And might I make a suggestion, Mr. Jones? 98 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:04,786 That you forget about this delusion over the Thanksgiving break. 99 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,790 Now if you will excuse me. 100 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,046 [JUGHEAD] Are you still gonna make it? 101 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,066 Even with this biblical ice storm that they're predicting? 102 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,550 Jug, I don't care what my mom or the weatherman are saying. 103 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,595 There's zero chance that I'm not seeing you this weekend. 104 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,430 Well, then hurry up and get here already. 105 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,224 I need your help with something. 106 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,227 Oh! You mean writing your Baxter Brothers sample? 107 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,272 Well, I am on a deadline and that's the reason I'm hunkering down, 108 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,775 but also, considering you and I are going to be the only ones on campus, 109 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,819 I figured it would be the perfect time 110 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:41,739 to do a little sleuthing into Chipping's death. 111 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,825 Because believe me, no one else is doing it. 112 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,493 Hmm. 113 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:49,080 Conspiracy theories and a murder mystery to solve. 114 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,708 Sounds like a romantic getaway to me. 115 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:54,210 All right. I love you, see you later. 116 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,000 [CHERYL] Did you hear the good news, T.T.? 117 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:02,552 [CHERYL] Did you hear the good news, T.T.? 118 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:06,472 There's a category-four ice storm heading towards Riverdale like the wrath of God. 119 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,225 How is that good news, Cheryl? 120 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:13,438 Well, whilst the rest of Riverdale sits down to give thanks, 121 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,274 we'll be dumping Bedford's body in Sweetwater River. 122 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,651 Just before it freezes over. 123 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,813 By the time spring thaw comes around, the salmon will have gobbled up his eyes. 124 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,449 [SIGHS] 125 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,576 Toni. 126 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,246 What is it, my sweet? 127 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,708 I feel like somebody is watching me all the time. 128 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,543 Whatever guilt you're experiencing, 129 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,629 free yourself of it. 130 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:42,175 You didn't set out to do anyone any harm. 131 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,218 Remember? 132 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,763 You were defending me and I love you for it. 133 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:53,227 Feast your eyes on this, boys. 134 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,188 A true Thanksgiving cornucopia. 135 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,522 Wow! 136 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,524 Ronnie, how... 137 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,026 Where did you get all of this? 138 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,111 I put in a to-go order at the country club. 139 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,489 Daddy gave me the idea. 140 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,259 I figured this could supplement whatever you and yours are cooking for the kids. 141 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,493 [LAUGHS] 142 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,495 Red, 143 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,331 tell me this doesn't mean you're deep-frying a Thanksgiving turkey? 144 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:17,001 Yes. I am. It's tradition. My dad would do one every year. 145 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,712 Best damn turkey I ever tasted. 146 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,714 You should come by tomorrow, Mr. Jones. 147 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,550 Actually, Archie, that's what we need to talk about. 148 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,762 I hate to do this, but I'm under orders... 149 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,597 to shut you down. 150 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,100 What? Orders from who? 151 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,770 Let me guess, the Mayor? 152 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,456 [SCOFFS] Well, you have got to be kidding me. 153 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,981 - He can't do this. - Yeah, he can, 154 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,067 he's mayor now. He can do anything. 155 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:44,320 And technically, the attack on Dodger is an open investigation. 156 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,948 So this is still an active crime scene, plus, 157 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,384 Hiram said, with the ice storm coming... 158 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,368 He's doing this to punish me. 159 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,929 To get me to spend the holiday with him. 160 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,663 - Can't we push back? - I did. 161 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:55,998 For a couple of hours. 162 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,504 Look. 163 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,214 I'm not supposed to say this, 164 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,256 but I know what I would do, if I was in your place. 165 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,677 Screw him! 166 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,346 Yeah. 167 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,349 I'm sorry, but Hiram Lodge is not canceling Thanksgiving. 168 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:14,976 Good man. 169 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,353 You're doin' your dad proud. 170 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,873 Hey, stranger. 171 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,082 Hey! 172 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,750 Wow, that was fast. 173 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,253 I took an earlier train to beat the storm. 174 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,880 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 175 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:44,881 [BAG THUMPS] 176 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:45,965 Jug. 177 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,258 Hit "save." 178 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,135 I know. I'm sorry. 179 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,720 I am almost done with my first chapter. 180 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,472 Yeah, and I can't wait to read it, 181 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:55,391 - and to help you sleuth. - [JUGHEAD EXHALES] 182 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,518 But right now, we have some catching up to do. 183 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,853 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 184 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,359 [ALICE] FP? What's wrong? 185 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,779 Hiram. 186 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,340 Can't believe I'm working for him again, 187 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:12,742 still doing his damn dirty work. 188 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,911 Well... 189 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:17,347 [FP EXHALES] - You could do like we talked about. You could quit. 190 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,332 That's what he expects me to do. 191 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:20,684 But you know what I am not gonna do? 192 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,960 I am not gonna wear that crap uniform 193 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,882 to tell a bunch of teenagers, that they can't feed homeless kids. It's... 194 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,218 Well, whatever you decide, I back you 100%. 195 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,971 I appreciate that, Alice. 196 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,848 But, I do have one request. 197 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,437 [FP] Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 198 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,317 Not really in the mood to cook. 199 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,237 So, can we have turkey dinner at Pop's tomorrow night? 200 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:51,030 - Fine by me. - [ALICE SQUEALS] 201 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,909 Since we have the house to ourselves... 202 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:55,951 [SHOES LANDING] 203 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,167 What happened to dinner at the club? 204 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,877 [DOOR SLAMS] 205 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,313 Oh, well, the club was closed because of the storm, 206 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,297 so, we decided to order in. 207 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,484 [HERMOSA] Plus, I have to take an earlier flight back to Miami. 208 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,051 [INHALES SHARPLY] But, 209 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,846 I couldn't bear to miss my first Thanksgiving 210 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,224 hermanita. 211 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,477 Please, join us. 212 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:23,854 [VERONICA] Never. 213 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,524 Only your blackened heart 214 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,942 would take away Thanksgiving 215 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,528 from a bunch of underprivileged kids, 216 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,154 just to get what you want. 217 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,031 [SIGHS] 218 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,634 Are you referring to my decision to close Archie's shelter? 219 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,618 It was a matter mija. 220 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,661 It's nothing personal. 221 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,879 Neither was that... 222 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:50,630 Papi. 223 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,720 You sure you still wanna come, Mom? 224 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,430 Yeah, it's Thanksgiving. 225 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,765 And I know the difference between the letter of the law 226 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:00,000 and doing what's right. And feeding those kids is what's right. 227 00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:03,269 And doing what's right. And feeding those kids is what's right. 228 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,939 [SIGHS] Anyway, Hiram is not gonna have guards stationed outside the door. 229 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,816 Honestly, I'm more worried about the storm. 230 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,027 Well, I'll put chains on the truck's tires 231 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,987 and salt the sidewalk, around the center. 232 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,115 Mom? 233 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,489 [SOFTLY] Hey, what's wrong? 234 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,413 Your father. 235 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,372 [SNIFFLES] 236 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,915 I just miss him. 237 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,334 - It's not right. - No. 238 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,920 But, hey, 239 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,340 we'll get through this. 240 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,061 And we're doing exactly what he'd be doing. 241 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:40,765 [SNIFFLES] 242 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,516 We're in trouble, Cheryl. 243 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,769 - Pray tell? - I just ran into your Aunt Cricket. 244 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,438 She's parked down the road, spying on us. 245 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,291 That's the reason why I've been feeling watched. 246 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,068 Did you interact with that nosy old turkey wattle? 247 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,528 Babe, how are we gonna get rid of your Uncle Bedford's body 248 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,988 now that she's staking us out? 249 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,075 [CLICKS TONGUE] 250 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,994 We need to scare dear Cricket off, once and for all, 251 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,454 and disabuse her of the idea 252 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,666 that she will ever get even a sliver 253 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,000 of our maple empire. 254 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,672 By... 255 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,593 inviting her 256 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,780 to celebrate a traditional Blossom Thanksgiving with us, 257 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,972 one honoring my Gothic, 258 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,349 ghoulish roots. 259 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,975 I am afraid to ask. 260 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,270 Toni, 261 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,314 there is a family legend Nana Rose shared with me 262 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,858 on one of her more lucid days... 263 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,319 that will be the centerpiece 264 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,656 of a carefully-planned performance art piece. 265 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,241 A tale so gruesome, 266 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,159 it will turn Aunt Cricket's hair white 267 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,869 and send her fleeing into the night, 268 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,579 never to be heard from again. 269 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,085 I missed you. 270 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,254 Hmm, I missed you too. 271 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,969 I was thinking about Mr. Chipping again earlier. 272 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:03,597 How he died just after he went to talk to DuPont, about my grandpa. 273 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,518 I think Mr. DuPont 274 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,104 threatened or blackmailed him into killing himself. 275 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,983 Wow, that's an... 276 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,735 extreme theory, Jug. 277 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,945 What's the motive? 278 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:22,032 Well, the Baxter Brothers franchise is worth something like $200 million. 279 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,743 That's a compelling motive for Mr. DuPont 280 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,494 not to want his fraud exposed. 281 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,872 Yeah, but what leverage did DuPont have over Chipping 282 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,582 to make him kill himself? 283 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,460 This is where it gets interesting. 284 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,901 How do you get someone to do something they don't want to do? 285 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,380 Blackmail, right? 286 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,885 Look... 287 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,678 at these yearbook photos I printed out 288 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,888 of Mr. DuPont and Chipping. 289 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,806 These are decades apart. 290 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,224 You notice anything? 291 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,728 Is that the same tiepin? 292 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,770 [JUGHEAD] Yes. 293 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,273 Apparently, 294 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,109 that is the mark of Quill and Skull. 295 00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,529 It's one of Stonewall's oldest secret societies. 296 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,698 And like so many secret societies, 297 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,617 what if their initiation has something to do 298 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,244 with you revealing your deepest and darkest secrets? 299 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,498 Well, then DuPont may have used Chipping's blackmail material 300 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,166 to coerce him into suicide. 301 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,460 That's exactly what I was thinking. 302 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,302 Then, maybe some of my current classmates are part of the same society. 303 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,978 I mean, I checked Bret's side of the room, 304 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,842 but so far, there is no sign of a telltale tiepin. 305 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,888 Is it getting colder in here? 306 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556 Yeah. 307 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,974 The radiator is on. 308 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,394 Just barely. 309 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,790 [CHUCKLES] This is the part where we freeze and starve to death? 310 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,734 No, this is the part where we get back in bed and order Chinese food. 311 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,029 [BETTY CHUCKLES] 312 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,574 [DOORBELL CHIMING] 313 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,952 [HERMIONE GASPS] 314 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] 315 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,206 Of all the burger joints, they have to walk into ours. 316 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,499 [POP] Mr. Lodge! 317 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,060 Wasn't expecting to see you here tonight. 318 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,461 Well, truthfully, our dinner plans fell through, 319 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,129 so, we braved the storm. 320 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,589 Take a seat. I'll be right out. 321 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,882 - Thanks. - Thank you, Pop. 322 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,176 Oh, thank you. 323 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,139 FP. Alice. 324 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:14,311 ♪ Should old acquaintance be forgot... ♪ 325 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,353 Hermione, 326 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,398 Hiram... 327 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,566 Would you like to join us? 328 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,405 We would love to. 329 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,781 Yeah, okay. 330 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,325 [GROANS] 331 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,369 That's strike three. 332 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,811 Nowhere is going to be delivering, because of this ice storm. 333 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,624 How about... 334 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,460 I just raid the vending machine? 335 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,004 Yes. 336 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,214 I can finally live out my Charlie Brown fantasy 337 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,174 of having junk food for Thanksgiving dinner. 338 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,093 Yes! Okay, I will have 339 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,387 Stonewall's finest chocolate chip cookies, 340 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,472 chips, soda and candy, please. 341 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,226 Get yourself something too. 342 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,814 [VENDING MACHINE CLATTERING] 343 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,445 [MACHINE BEEPING] 344 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,037 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 345 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,209 Who the hell are you? 346 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,796 What do you want? 347 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,506 [GRUNTS] 348 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,634 Betty... 349 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,677 I saw him sneak past the door. 350 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,721 [SIGHS] 351 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,348 [MASKED WOMAN] What the hell, you guys? 352 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,643 What did you do to him? 353 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,394 Donna, what did we do? 354 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,229 What're you guys doing here? 355 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,316 And why're you wearing... bunny masks? 356 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,318 And carrying an ax? 357 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,879 We were just trying to scare you, Jones, have a little fun. 358 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,863 All right, well, now your friend is bleeding 359 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,925 and I'm sure this place's infirmary is locked up really tight, 360 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,243 so yeah, that's fun. Let's get him up. 361 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,804 [MUNROE] Oh, there he is. What's going on, Eddie? 362 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,580 [EDDIE] You want some cider, some coco? 363 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,874 [VERONICA] Even if this storm's keeping most people away, 364 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,293 thank goodness you're doing this, Archie. 365 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,604 Where else would they have gone? 366 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,630 [ARCHIE] I don't know. 367 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,067 But I'm thinking, maybe we should keep the center open overnight. 368 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,884 No one should be out in this ice. 369 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,136 You're too good for this world, Archiekins. 370 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,346 Hey... 371 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,349 How are you holding up? 372 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,935 I'm good, why? 373 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,895 I just... 374 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,313 wanna make sure you're okay. 375 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,691 And I am, Ronnie. 376 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,696 It hasn't totally hit me yet, I don't think. 377 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,281 Well, 378 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,323 when it does... 379 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,910 I'm here for you. 380 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,538 Okay? 381 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,417 [MUNROE] Hi. Okay. 382 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,213 Just make yourselves at home and have some cider. 383 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,053 Hey, guys, come on in. Welcome to the center. 384 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,555 And who are you? 385 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,515 I'm Archie. I run the center with Munroe, 386 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,100 my friend. We're glad to have you. 387 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,644 But, you're just a kid yourself. 388 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,147 Hey, Archie, uh, there's a spill over here. 389 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,482 I don't know where the bucket and mop is. 390 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,067 Uh, I got it, Mom. 391 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,652 Excuse me, guys, uh, 392 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,296 help yourself to some hot chocolate or cider. 393 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,520 Dinner will be ready in a bit. 394 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,960 [GROANING] 395 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,755 That should do it. Three stitches, not too bad. 396 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,091 [PANTING] Yeah. It's easy for you to say. 397 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,720 Well, maybe next time, 398 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,346 don't threaten my boyfriend with an ax. 399 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,516 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 400 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,361 "It saddens me greatly to realize 401 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,614 that these will be the last words I ever write." 402 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,200 Hands off, Forsythe. 403 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,576 What was that? 404 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,870 Was that a suicide note? Mr. Chipping's? 405 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,538 It was an exercise we did. 406 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,082 We each wrote a note to see 407 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,501 who could best capture the inner workings 408 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,169 of Chipping's troubled mind. 409 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,438 If it was an official exercise, 410 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,755 then why wasn't I included? 411 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,675 It was outside the curriculum, relax. 412 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,803 Come on, Bret, let's get you cleaned up. 413 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,728 Jug, what are they doing here, really? 414 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,289 I don't know. But I certainly don't believe 415 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,732 any of that BS about a writing exercise. 416 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,318 Well, maybe it's incriminating evidence that 417 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,903 they wanna get rid of, 418 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,589 or fake evidence that they're trying to plant. 419 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,116 [SIGHING] Okay. How are we gonna play this game? 420 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,076 You said it. 421 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,495 Your chums like playing games. 422 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,457 Let's give them a taste of their own medicine. 423 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,422 Aunt Cricket, we're so thrilled you were able to join us... 424 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,924 and that you brought Cousin Fester. 425 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,592 Well, I wanted witnesses, 426 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,303 so I don't go missing the way Bedford did. 427 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,013 Don't be silly. 428 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,890 Dinner will be ready soon. 429 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,184 Can I offer you some mulled berry wine to start? 430 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,406 Hey, Archie. 431 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,199 What's up, Eddie? 432 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,868 You see those people over there? 433 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,454 I've seen them before at the arcade. 434 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,749 They're Dodger's family. 435 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,421 What the hell? You sure? 436 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,967 [SIGHS] All right. Thanks for the heads-up. 437 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,802 Go grab a seat. I'll take care of it. 438 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,137 And hey, be cool. 439 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,899 I'm not sure what you're here for, 440 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,692 but you and your boys need to leave. 441 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,574 We've got kids here. We don't want any trouble. 442 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,739 We don't want any trouble either. 443 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,410 But we've come for the man 444 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,078 who tried to kill our Dodger. 445 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,415 Got a feeling he's you, 446 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,084 or one of your friends. 447 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,502 I swear to you, 448 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,671 no one here tried to hurt Dodger. 449 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,713 Well, someone did. 450 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,008 And whoever it is, 451 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,469 he's got a real soft spot for this place. 452 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,096 We think, if we hang out here long enough, 453 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,515 he'll show. 454 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,559 [DARLA] In the meantime, 455 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,438 how about some of that delicious food I'm smelling? 456 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,856 [SNIFFS] 457 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,209 You guys remember, back in high school, 458 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,984 when we all used to hang out together? 459 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,362 Us griping about how horrible our parents were. 460 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,030 And now we're the horrible parents. 461 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,494 Fred never complained about his folks, not once. 462 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,663 Look what an amazing father he turned out to be. 463 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,708 Think we could all take a lesson from that, huh? 464 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,798 Hey, what say we continue this downstairs, over drinks? 465 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,592 - Huh? To toast Fred! - Yes. 466 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,719 What do you say, FP, huh? 467 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,304 You're not on duty, are you? 468 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,517 Why the hell not, Mr. Mayor? 469 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,816 Well, considering we're trapped here until the morning, at least, 470 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,568 what say we pass the time with a game of "Never Have I Ever"? 471 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,321 I do love a good salacious drinking game. 472 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,490 I'll start. 473 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,243 Never have I ever... 474 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,203 kissed a girl. 475 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,123 Betty. 476 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,546 Never have I ever... 477 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,464 done drugs. 478 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,886 Jones, I'm surprised. Isn't Riverdale, like, 479 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,596 the drug capital of the world? 480 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,517 Never have I ever... 481 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,477 been in a gang. 482 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,315 Really? 483 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,234 But you look so sweet. 484 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,716 [CLICKS TONGUE] Oh. Well, I'm not as sweet as you might think. 485 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,953 Never have I ever been in a secret society. 486 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,461 Oops. Looks like you lose that round, Forsythe. 487 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,982 Now you got to finish the whole flask. 488 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,721 Time for a refill. I'll go get the bottle from your room, Jug. 489 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,602 Jug, I found this tiepin in Donna's room, 490 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,270 and it has an engraving on the back. 491 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,649 The initials "RC." 492 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,192 What was Mr. Chipping's first name? 493 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,527 Rooper! 494 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,837 - These are his initials. - Mmm-hmm. 495 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,947 How does Donna have this? 496 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:29,491 Killers often take something from their victim 497 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,451 as a souvenir or trophy. 498 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,918 How long can this go on for? 499 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,879 We have to fight back. 500 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,799 No offense to your "guns," Munroe, but they have real ones. 501 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,385 If I can get into the office, in my desk, 502 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,988 I have a drawer full of weapons that I confiscated off of the kids. 503 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,348 - Knives, switchblades... - No. Hold on. 504 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,434 I'm not sure I endorse this plan. 505 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:58,075 Adding more weapons to the stew? One of those kids could get hurt. 506 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,800 - [MUNROE] Matthew! - Hey, you little runt. 507 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,034 - You want this? - [ARCHIE] Relax. Relax. 508 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,554 - Don't do... Don't do anything! - [MUNROE] He didn't know what he was doing. 509 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,258 Look, he's just a kid. Everyone, stay back. 510 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,290 Archie! 511 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:19,331 That's for my brother. 512 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,045 You know what I think, carrot top? 513 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,424 I think you've got a hero complex. 514 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,511 You know what else I think? 515 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,931 I think you beat my boy Dodger into a coma, 516 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:38,560 and then, you called an ambulance so no one would suspect you. 517 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,520 But a mother, she knows. 518 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,148 And you... 519 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,484 You are gonna pay for what you've done! 520 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,445 Now, get your ass down. 521 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,666 Say it. 522 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,044 Say it's you. 523 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,962 You're the one who almost killed my son. 524 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,548 Ms. Dickinson, please. 525 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,610 Whatever it is that you think you have to do here, you don't. 526 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,843 Say it! 527 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,013 Confess, boy, 528 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,557 before things start getting real ugly in here. 529 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,190 If I say it, 530 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,067 you'll let everyone else here go... 531 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,652 and you can do whatever you want to me. 532 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,736 I'll take that deal. 533 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,822 But I need to hear you say it. 534 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:35,992 Fine. 535 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:40,830 Stop, stop. It's me. 536 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,017 I wear the mask. I'm the Dark Duke. Leave Archie alone. 537 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,960 Shut the hell up. It's not him. 538 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:48,338 - It's me. The mask is mine. - Toby, sit down and shut up. 539 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,798 I'm the guy you want. 540 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:50,924 That's enough! 541 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,928 Now, that was a touching display. 542 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,805 Hell... 543 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,890 another day, I might have even cried. 544 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:00,892 But not today. 545 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,770 I already spilled all my tears over my son. 546 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,647 And boy... 547 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:09,442 your mother is gonna find out exactly what that feels like. 548 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,322 Go, get in the office. 549 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,907 Go, go, go, go! 550 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,460 Don't even try it. 551 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,506 Stop! Step away from my son. 552 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,384 I have the right to protect myself against intruders, 553 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,719 with deadly force. 554 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,345 So, unless you want me to use it, 555 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,306 you have exactly five seconds 556 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,724 to get the hell out of here. 557 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,642 One. 558 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,395 Two. 559 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,437 Three. 560 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,441 Four. 561 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,324 Lock the door behind them and let's call the police. 562 00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:58,658 Mrs. Andrews... 563 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,245 I'm obsessed. 564 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,568 - Yeah. Mom, since when are you Dirty Harry? - [LOUD BANG] 565 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,125 What was that explosion? 566 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:22,098 Who in their right mind tries to deep-fry a turkey inside? 567 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,775 [HIRAM] You're nursing it, FP. 568 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,416 What's the matter, you don't like my rum? 569 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,695 [SCOFFS] 570 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,382 Well, someone's got to be clear-headed enough to drive the rest of you home. 571 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,116 [ALL CHUCKLE] 572 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:44,162 FP... 573 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,206 you know, I sense that you were upset with me 574 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,209 when I asked you to shut down Archie's community center earlier. 575 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,839 Anyway, I appreciate your cooperation. 576 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,051 I'm gonna make this clear, Hiram. 577 00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,427 FP. 578 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,638 I'm not your puppet. 579 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,116 When I took this job, I pledged to serve and protect Riverdale, 580 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,392 not to do your bidding. 581 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,900 Why don't you settle down? 582 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,485 Mmm-hmm. 583 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,362 What's the matter? 584 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,447 You put a hit out on my son, you bastard. 585 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,241 You think I forgot about that? 586 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,993 Yeah. Is that why you tried to murder me, 587 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,663 at the behest of my own wife? 588 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,789 Hiram. 589 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:28,831 [BOTH GRUNTING] 590 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,421 FP. 591 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:37,799 Finish it. 592 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,218 Do it. 593 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:43,096 - Or get the hell off me. - FP. 594 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,598 - [HIRAM] Come on. - [PANTING] I'm not gonna do it. 595 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,600 But you deserve it. 596 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:50,770 Everyone in this room... Hell, everyone in this town 597 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,313 knows that you deserve it! 598 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:57,944 [BOTTLE BREAKS] 599 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,576 Whilst we all tuck into our delicious homemade meat pies, 600 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:07,057 might I suggest we reminisce about some Thanksgivings of yore? 601 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:09,789 Nana? 602 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,499 Will you regale us? 603 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,541 Well... 604 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:18,715 There is the story of the first Blossom Thanksgiving, but... 605 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,426 it's a dark chapter. 606 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:22,886 Deeply dark. 607 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,262 That's fine. 608 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:26,222 I'd love to hear more about your family, 609 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,932 warts and all. 610 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,393 The weather had turned... 611 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:34,105 and the Blossom settlers were surprised by... 612 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,400 a sudden, brutal 613 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,444 onset of ice. 614 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,822 Much like tonight. 615 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:46,367 The wagons were snowed in, and soon after, 616 00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:48,828 the hunger set in. 617 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,457 Deep. 618 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,251 Aching. 619 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,087 Gnawing. 620 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,000 Stomachs, groaning so loud, 621 00:30:00,001 --> 00:30:01,758 Stomachs, groaning so loud, 622 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,761 they drowned out the wind, until... 623 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,929 Until what, Nana? 624 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,600 The Blossoms turned on one another. 625 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,020 They had to eat their own. 626 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,439 Survive... 627 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,901 on Blossom flesh. 628 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:27,116 Do you mean... cannibalism? 629 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:31,788 I can only imagine what a scandal like that would do to our family name. 630 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,099 Especially, if it were to come out right as Aunt Cricket were 631 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:37,418 attempting to negotiate a sale for our maple business. 632 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:40,630 Please, no one would believe that snuff. 633 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,507 I wouldn't be so sure of that. 634 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,301 We Blossoms have always been highly carnivorous. 635 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,221 I mean... 636 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,391 I ate my brother Julian in the womb. 637 00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:54,519 And you're eating those meat pies we prepared especially for you. 638 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,689 [GRUNTS] My tooth. 639 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,026 What on earth? 640 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:06,322 What? 641 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,992 Is this Uncle Bedford's ring? 642 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,160 What does this mean? 643 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,663 It means, Aunt Cricket... 644 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,332 that you're welcome to search the house. 645 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,209 It means that Uncle Bedford... 646 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,587 will never be found. 647 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:23,172 It means that any evidence he was ever here... 648 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:26,259 is in the process of being... 649 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,636 digested. 650 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,265 In other words, 651 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,892 I think you know what it means. 652 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,645 You... You're bluffing. 653 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:42,108 Not even you are deranged enough to commit such an unspeakable abomination. 654 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,110 On the contrary. 655 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,905 [GASPS] Which reminds me... 656 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,282 it's time for dessert. T.T. 657 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,118 [COUSIN FESTER SHRIEKS] 658 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,329 Face facts, Aunt Cricket. 659 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:57,373 You and Cousin Fester have just committed a vile act of cannibalism, 660 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,834 which is illegal in this state. 661 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,716 So, unless you want the world to learn as much, 662 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,213 you will leave us the hell alone. 663 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,091 You do not knock on my door, you do not harass my girlfriend. 664 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:11,262 You do not ask me to sell off my Blossom legacy ever again. 665 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,472 Are we clear? 666 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,516 Now, 667 00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:16,952 would you like me to pack up the rest of Bedford for you in Tupperware? 668 00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:18,186 [GROANING] 669 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,147 Fester... 670 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,195 [GLASS CLINKS] 671 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,410 There you two are. We thought you'd been murdered. 672 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,621 No dice on the booze, I see. 673 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,706 Not a drop to be found. 674 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,416 But I say we keep playing the game... 675 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,085 and I'll go next. 676 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:45,213 Never have I ever tried to cover up a murder. 677 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,301 Oh, you guys are just so cool. 678 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,971 You know that? 679 00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,430 You never break into sweat, 680 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,724 never betraying an emotion. 681 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,894 Hell, writing fake suicide notes, how cool is that? 682 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,440 Well, you guys aren't as devious as you think. 683 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:07,527 Otherwise, you wouldn't have left incriminating evidence, 684 00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:10,905 like Mr. Chipping's tiepin. 685 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,865 You went into my room? 686 00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,368 It was an accident. I mean, all the doors look the same. 687 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,620 Between the suicide note and the tiepin, 688 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,498 you two are trying to cover up something about Mr. Chipping's suicide. 689 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,540 Or was it a murder? 690 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,084 Care to explain? 691 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,712 You were there, Jones. 692 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,922 You saw him jump. 693 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,590 No one pushed him out that window. 694 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:31,801 Not physically. 695 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,887 But psychologically, Mr. Chipping could have been pushed to the edge. 696 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,354 Donna. 697 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,025 How... Where... 698 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,360 did you get this? We just wanna know the truth. 699 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,154 Mr. Chipping gave it to me, okay? 700 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,447 We were having an affair. 701 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,198 [SIGHS] 702 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,414 [SIGHS SOFTLY] I knew it was wrong. 703 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,417 And I... I didn't want anybody to get into trouble. 704 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:07,545 So, I tried to break it off with him. 705 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,715 [BREATH HITCHES] But then he got... aggressive. 706 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:14,177 [SOBS] I was so scared. I told him, if he didn't stop, 707 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:17,096 I would go to the headmaster. And then... 708 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:20,058 [SOBBING] And the next day, he jumped out of a window. 709 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:27,190 I can't live my life doing Hiram's bidding, Alice. 710 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:31,027 I'm not cut out for it. There's too much blood on the tracks. 711 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,447 - I hear you. - I am a Serpent, Alice. I am a Serpent! 712 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,743 Every bone in my body is a Serpent. 713 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:43,873 Okay, so is there a rule that says that you can't be both? 714 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,048 That's not bad. 715 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,843 If Hiram can be mayor and a kingpin, 716 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:59,597 who says, that I can't be sheriff and a gang leader? 717 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,811 [LAUGHS] 718 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,025 How're you feeling, my love? 719 00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:17,031 I think, relieved? [SIGHS] 720 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:20,284 Am I crazy, or did we just manage to pull our plan off? 721 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,787 The latter. 722 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,414 By morning, Sweetwater River will have frozen over, 723 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,625 and Aunt Cricket and Cousin Fester will be back 724 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:30,670 in whatever ring of hell they typically inhabit, 725 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:35,007 digesting those yummy lamb meat pies. 726 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,177 And Uncle Bedford's name will never be spoken aloud again. 727 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,180 I do feel some kind of peace, 728 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,433 in some weird way. 729 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:46,686 We defended our home from hostile invaders. 730 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,565 And, for the rest of the weekend, 731 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,859 we have nothing to worry about but ourselves. 732 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,990 And... 733 00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:00,992 Something I haven't yet said. 734 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,124 I love you. 735 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,751 And I'm so grateful to you. 736 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,503 Yeah, love you too, babe. 737 00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:16,340 And, happy Thanksgiving. 738 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,103 I'm just so confused. 739 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,523 This whole time, Mr. Chipping was the bad guy? It wasn't Bret, 740 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:33,816 or Mr. DuPont? 741 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:37,653 And poor Donna. 742 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:41,282 I'm not so sure that Donna isn't playing us, Jug. 743 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:43,034 What do you mean? 744 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,911 Are you saying she made all of that up? 745 00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,847 Well, I don't wanna say that, because there's a possibility 746 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,497 that they had a harrowing affair. 747 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,710 But there's a possibility... 748 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:55,463 in which the story that she told me 749 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:58,841 was just to stall us from uncovering the real truth. 750 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:05,348 You should just talk to your headmaster, Jug. 751 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:08,643 I mean, get it on his radar that something weird is happening at this school. 752 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:11,145 Yeah. That's a good idea. 753 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:14,357 I will. 754 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,360 Hey, I was thinking, maybe, if the storm clears up by tomorrow morning, 755 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,861 that we can go home for the weekend. 756 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,155 Sure, but in the meantime, how... 757 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,074 How will we stay warm tonight? 758 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:27,995 [BETTY CHUCKLES] 759 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,623 [LAUGHS] 760 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,462 Before we start... 761 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,298 We were never a particularly religious house. 762 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,718 But the one thing we always did, 763 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,763 the one thing my husband always liked to do, 764 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:48,391 when we sat down together to eat as a family, 765 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,518 was to say grace. 766 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,187 He believed in that. 767 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,732 Archie, would you do the honors? 768 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,734 Yeah. 769 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:06,993 Bless us, O Lord, for these, the gifts which we're about to receive. 770 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,578 For this day, for this food, 771 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:13,582 for our family, for our friends, we thank you, Amen. 772 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,042 [ALL] Amen. 773 00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,377 And then he would say... 774 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,297 Dig in, everyone. 775 00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:21,378 We're grateful to be alive, and to be here with you. 776 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,853 What's this about, Sheriff? 777 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,355 Dodger Dickenson's family is at large and dangerous, 778 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:39,126 and we have reason to believe they might try to get to him, before they skip town. 779 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,444 Well, we monitor our patients fairly closely. 780 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,991 Well, not closely enough, huh, Doc? 781 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,201 [SIGHS] 782 00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:53,039 Ah, excuse me, Headmaster? 783 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,970 [JUGHEAD] What's that all about? 784 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,638 Donna came clean to the Headmaster 785 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,849 about her affair with Chipping. 786 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,310 How he basically abused and harassed her. 787 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,813 She was trying to protect this family, 788 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:20,441 prevent any further pain, but after... 789 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,193 Betty broke into her room, 790 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:24,111 Donna felt like she had no choice 791 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:26,614 but to talk to the authorities about... 792 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,449 all the awful things Chipping did to her. 793 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,579 Now I guess there's no doubt about it anymore. 794 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:37,083 Chipping's death was a suicide, 795 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:39,210 driven by a guilty man's fear of exposure. 796 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,132 Case closed, Detective Jones. 797 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,369 [SIGHS] 798 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,621 [STRUMMING GUITAR] 799 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,006 Archie... 800 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:31,512 yesterday was without a doubt 801 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:34,723 the strangest Thanksgiving I've ever had. 802 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:37,726 - I mean, I pointed a gun at a woman. - [CHUCKLES] 803 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:41,147 - Welcome to Riverdale, Mom. - [CHUCKLES] 804 00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:43,315 But yeah, it's a far cry from me, you and Dad 805 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:46,652 just eating fried turkey and watching football. 806 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,588 He never made it past the third quarter. [CHUCKLES] 807 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,239 He fell asleep on the couch. 808 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:52,992 [SIGHS] 809 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,161 You know, I've been thinking about... 810 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:58,330 that deep fryer exploding when it did. 811 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:00,875 I mean, what are the odds of that? 812 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,418 That saved us, Archie. 813 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,836 Yeah, we got lucky, Mom. 814 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,589 No. That wasn't luck. 815 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,674 That was your dad watching out for us. 816 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:11,927 I think you're right. 817 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,555 And that gives me an idea. 818 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:17,850 [CROWD CLAPPING AND CHEERING] 819 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,276 [CLAPPING CONTINUES] 820 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,447 What you think, Mom? 821 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,158 Your father never would have believed this. 822 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,536 Everything you've been building here... [SIGHS SOFTLY] 823 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,913 All of you... 824 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,373 He'd be honored 825 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,542 and so proud.