1 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,844 -[narrator] Previously on Riverdale: -[Kevin] The Farm left me. 2 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,762 The worthy ascended. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,598 -Where's my mom and Polly? -Gone. Everyone is. 4 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,059 I'm Charles. Your brother. 5 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,311 It's vital that we find your mom ASAP. 6 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:23,565 -Is there anything we can do to help? -Thought you might ask. 7 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,774 Welcome home, Jay-Jay. 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,820 -We want your father, not you. -Understood, Agent Ordelia. 9 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,239 -You're under arrest. -For what? 10 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:34,451 For conducting illegal activities at your establishments. 11 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,912 Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder. 12 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,039 Your own husband's. 13 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,000 This is what I got when I asked my dad about that stupid game. 14 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,461 Been thinking about making some changes to this place. 15 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,130 -I want you to help me run it. -Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,966 [Archie] Fred Andrews will always be a part of Riverdale. 17 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,009 I love you so much, Dad. 18 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,055 [Jughead] After Mr. Andrews' funeral, 19 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,807 the rest of summer vacation passed in a surreal haze. 20 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,730 Betty, Veronica and I spent as much time as we could with Archie. 21 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,565 We had dinner at Pop's every night. 22 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,985 And every day, you could tell he was getting better and better. 23 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,200 I'm not saying he wasn't still heartbroken, the entire town was, 24 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,202 but my pal Archie's a fighter. 25 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,329 And by the last day of summer vacation, 26 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,874 while the football field was being mowed for the new season 27 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,294 and the school floors were being buffed to a shine 28 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:30,048 and banners for the first dance of the year were being hung... 29 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,884 Archie was doing what he does best. 30 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:36,012 You know, Mad Dog, I was thinking, school starts tomorrow. 31 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,224 What if you came with me? 32 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:44,145 -Why would I do that? -I don't know, to get your diploma. 33 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,105 Don't you want it? 34 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,110 -Hell, yeah. -Okay, then this is your chance. 35 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,530 -Isn't your brother gonna be a freshman? -I don't know. 36 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,698 After everything I've lived through, 37 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:59,035 I don't think going back to textbooks and cafeteria politics is really my scene. 38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,537 Yeah, it's not mine, either. 39 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:04,249 But getting that diploma is what my dad wanted, so I'll do it. 40 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,501 Look, we could do it together. 41 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,796 -You could try out for the Bulldogs. -Ooh. A little pigskin. 42 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:10,964 [both laugh] 43 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:11,881 -Really? -Really. 44 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,842 [Betty] So, Mom missed another check-in with you? 45 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,845 Yes. But like I said, don't panic. 46 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,180 This isn't the first time she's been late with reports. 47 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,725 Well, Charles, what if that means she's been found out? 48 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:27,105 Listen, until she contacts us, you should just focus on being a high school student. 49 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,274 I'll reach out if anything changes. 50 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:35,196 Now that your parents' court date has been set, you need to make a decision. 51 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:39,409 Are you testifying on behalf of your mother or your father, or both? 52 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:40,535 Or neither. 53 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,495 I can be Switzerland. 54 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:47,959 At the very minimum, I recommend you issue a statement of support. 55 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:52,088 -The press will want to know where you-- -No comment. That's my statement. 56 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,465 Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. Sowerberry, 57 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,510 I have some last-minute school supply shopping I need to do. 58 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,723 Well, Jay-Jay, which one for the first day of school? 59 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:06,561 Rebellious white after Labor Day or my signature red? 60 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,231 I agree 100 percent. 61 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,902 [Betty] I really can't imagine a better way 62 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,321 to spend our last night of summer vacation. 63 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,697 Isn't it crazy? 64 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,576 In just nine months, life as we know it will be over. 65 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,244 No more high school. 66 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,204 No more Blue and Gold. 67 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,625 No more heart-to-hearts at the lockers. 68 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,460 Oh, B. Don't be sad. 69 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,462 I'm sorry, guys. 70 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,798 I can't help but think, life goes by so fast. 71 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:39,928 And none of us are very good at stopping to savor it. 72 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,390 -But tonight we will be. -Mm-hm. 73 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,480 I think that's our cue, Archiekins. 74 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,159 [chuckles] 75 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,996 ♪ Don't be cautious, don't be kind ♪ 76 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:11,542 ♪ You committed, I'm your crime ♪ 77 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,629 ♪ Push my button anytime ♪ 78 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:18,633 ♪ You got your finger on the trigger But your trigger finger's mine ♪ 79 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,928 ♪ By the way ♪ 80 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:26,099 ♪ You've been uninvited ♪ 81 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,310 ♪ 'Cause all you say ♪ 82 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:34,232 ♪ Are all the same things I did ♪ 83 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:37,902 ♪ Copycat trying to cop my manner ♪ 84 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:41,781 ♪ Watch your back When you can't watch mine ♪ 85 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:45,451 ♪ Copycat trying to cop my glamour ♪ 86 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:49,330 ♪ Why so sad, bunny, You can't have mine? ♪ 87 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,512 Archie! I forgot to set the alarm. Get up. We're gonna be late. 88 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,060 -You guys! Wake up! -[Jughead] Huh? 89 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,272 We're gonna be late for the first day of senior year. Hurry up. 90 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:28,202 You're late. 91 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:32,582 -And you are? -I'm Principal Weatherbee's replacement. 92 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,042 Mr. Honey. 93 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:39,172 We apologize for the tardiness, Mr. Honey. It won't happen again. 94 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:44,093 I don't know what kind of a ship Waldo Weatherbee was running around here. 95 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:48,514 Things are gonna be different this year. We'll have order, discipline... 96 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,224 consequences. 97 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,019 Now, get out of my sight. 98 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,489 Okay. He sets up the bubble screen for you. 99 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,325 You catch, bam. You run like hell. 100 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,119 -You're one of the fastest we've got. -Coach. 101 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,081 Any chance we can make room for one more Bulldog? 102 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,541 Our lineup's pretty much set. Are you looking to play? 103 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,293 Definitely. If you'll have me on the team. 104 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:20,630 -So, what's your name? -Munroe. Munroe Moore. 105 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,510 -Come to practice. Show us what you got. -For sure. I'll be there. 106 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,595 This is gonna be the best season ever. 107 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,858 I'm not too late, am I? To sign up for... 108 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:43,861 I don't know, I was thinking maybe an arts reporter. 109 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:44,987 Kevin. 110 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:46,739 Betty... 111 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,742 I'm also here because... 112 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:55,832 I've been doing a lot of work on myself ever since I was left behind by the Farm 113 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,251 and it's helped me to realize that I don't-- 114 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,754 I don't need the Farm to make me feel whole, 115 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:06,384 but I do need my friends, especially my former best friend. 116 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:14,600 I am... so sorry for the way I treated you while I was under Edgar's spell. 117 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:19,439 Oh, you mean like when you dragged me by my ankles to get a lobotomy? 118 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,274 Yeah, I-- 119 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,777 I'm most ashamed of that. 120 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,488 I hope that I can show you how much I've changed 121 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,990 and I hope... 122 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,827 that I prove to you that you can-- You can trust me again. 123 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,748 I-- I'm so, so sorry, Betty. 124 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,504 Just fill out an application, Kev. 125 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,132 And then we'll see. 126 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,261 [Doris] Jughead Jones, 127 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,972 please report to the principal's office. 128 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:56,350 -Jughead Jones, to the principal's office. -[knock on door] 129 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:02,273 -Am I in trouble again? -No. In fact, you have a visitor. 130 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,401 I'm Mr. Chipping. It's nice to meet you, Jughead. 131 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:06,569 Nice to meet you, too. 132 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:10,990 Over the summer, you submitted a short story to a writing contest. 133 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:15,119 -[sighs] Yeah, I didn't win. -Yeah, I know. I was one of the judges. 134 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,663 I was very impressed with your voice. 135 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,124 And while I couldn't sway my fellow judges, 136 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:25,129 I can offer you an opportunity to come study writing with me. 137 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:28,090 I am a teacher at Stonewall Prep. 138 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,218 You want me to transfer to Stonewall Prep? 139 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,262 -It's a tremendous offer, Mr. Jones. -I'm good. 140 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,974 But thank you for the visit and for liking my story. 141 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,145 [Veronica] My good news of the day is, 142 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,231 Mrs. Burble said I'm a shoo-in for Harvard. 143 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,817 I mean, obviously. Damn. 144 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,363 Guess I better start looking at community colleges in-- Where is Harvard? 145 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,949 Veronica! You think your mother tried to have your father killed? 146 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,076 -Back off. -Whose side will you choose? 147 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:55,993 Oh, hell no. 148 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,080 [man] What do you think of your father's claims that he's innocent? 149 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:03,042 I'm not having my senior year ruined by a bunch of blood-sucking paparazzi. 150 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,336 [reporters clamoring] 151 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:06,712 Screw it. 152 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,797 [alarm ringing] 153 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,798 Archie. 154 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,926 So much for a quiet senior year. 155 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,386 [bell ringing] 156 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,638 [reporters clamoring] 157 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,150 Mr. Honey, thank you for meeting with us. 158 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,362 I, Cheryl Blossom, as student body president, 159 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:35,283 and Antoinette Topaz, as acting student body vice president, 160 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:38,619 would like to personally welcome you to Riverdale High. 161 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,788 Thank you, ladies. 162 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,583 I was actually going to reach out to you 163 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:47,211 regarding that back-to-school dance that you've organized. 164 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,754 Let's cancel. 165 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,131 For why? 166 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,675 At the last student dance, multiple students were murdered. 167 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:57,013 Yes, but that's exactly why we need this dance. 168 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,222 To heal. 169 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,893 Mr. Honey, if I may speak from personal experience, 170 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,606 the back-to-school dance, after my brother Jason's death, 171 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,692 provided much-needed catharsis. 172 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:11,944 Well, I disagree. 173 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,035 Now, I will only repeat myself once. 174 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:23,122 There will be no back-to-school dance. 175 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,465 [Archie] Huddle up, guys. All right, Munroe, 176 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,216 let's see if we can catch them napping. 177 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,635 -On one. Ready? -[all] Break. 178 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:39,889 Watch your man! 179 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:44,393 Attaboy, Reggie! Don't give him an ounce of daylight, all right? 180 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,895 Come on, you hear me? 181 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,521 Blue 34. 182 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:48,981 Blue 34. 183 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,775 Down, set. Hut! 184 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,823 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 185 00:10:58,866 --> 00:10:59,700 [Marty] Come on! 186 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,078 -Whoo! -[laughs] 187 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,001 Hey! Get over here! 188 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,087 Now! 189 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,012 Get over here. What are you doing? 190 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,515 That guy just made you look like a damn fool. 191 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,766 He's fast. 192 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,601 [Marty] It's unacceptable. 193 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,187 That was an embarrassing display. 194 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:32,024 Go out there. Come on, man! Show me something! 195 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,327 [camera flash clicks] 196 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,247 What the hell? 197 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:51,043 -Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! -I was... 198 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,337 Vixens! 199 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:57,383 This pervert was taking pictures of us while we changed. 200 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,554 Collecting photos for your sad pubescent spank bank, are you? 201 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,764 No. No. 202 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,017 A reporter from Rumordale.com reached out 203 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,229 and he told me he would pay 500 bucks for a photo of Veronica. 204 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,358 -How am I supposed to say no to that? -You just say it, you worm. 205 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:23,576 -Nice job out there, Mad Dog. -Thanks. It's Munroe actually. 206 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,619 Oh, my bad. I thought it was Mad Dog. 207 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,913 Or is that just what they called you in jail? 208 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,628 It was juvie. And your boy Archie was right there with me. 209 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,173 -Is there a problem, guys? -No, bro. We're cool. 210 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,258 Let's settle a bet. 211 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,887 In prison showers, is it true what they say about dropping the soap? 212 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,557 Hey, he's not worth it, dude. Trust me. 213 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,484 -What the hell is wrong with you? -What do you think, Andrews? 214 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,652 I've been captain of the Bulldogs since sophomore year. 215 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,156 I don't need some ex-con who showed up last minute stealing my thunder. 216 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:05,618 I saw your dad giving you a hard time, but man up, you're supposed to be captain. 217 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,709 -Hey. -[FP] Hey. 218 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,921 Jug. You know Mr. Chipping. 219 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,298 He was telling me about an offer that he made you. 220 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,468 Yeah. My answer still hasn't changed. 221 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,012 I'm sorry, but I can't go to your school. 222 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,265 If this is about money, I got a few bucks socked away. 223 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,351 No, it's not just about money. 224 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,810 Boy, look me in the eye and tell me 225 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:35,105 you don't wanna go to a school that recognizes your talent. 226 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,442 Jug, how about this? How about you come take a tour, 227 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,195 see the place for yourself and then make the decision? 228 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,698 -I-- No. I just don't wanna waste-- -You're taking the damn tour. 229 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,076 Have a seat. 230 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,165 [Betty] Charles, I'm back. 231 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,460 They ran out of fortune cookies, if you can believe that. 232 00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,129 Charles? 233 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,322 Wait, what? 234 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,495 Is this what you do when I'm not around, Betty? You read classified information? 235 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:35,249 When were you gonna tell me that you had Kevin under surveillance? 236 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:39,295 I wasn't. From the get-go, I suspected Kevin hadn't fully cut ties with the Farm. 237 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,505 I started monitoring his phone activity 238 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,717 and it turns out he's been texting with Fangs Fogarty. 239 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:54,935 I mean, I was hoping that Kevin was done... with the Farm. 240 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,021 It seemed like he was done. 241 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,523 This might be a blessing in disguise. 242 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,817 We could use their relationship to our advantage. 243 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,570 In his text, Kevin keeps pushing to meet in person, 244 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,197 but Fangs has been holding him off, saying he can't risk it 245 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,408 unless he has something useful to offer in return. 246 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:13,120 So, what if we accidentally let slip-- 247 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,916 Some fake intel about our investigation in front of Kevin. 248 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,502 Exactly. Something that'll lure Fangs out of hiding. 249 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,631 The first step is to develop Kevin as an asset. 250 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,175 You think you can do that? 251 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,052 One hundred percent. 252 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:31,805 Cheryl? 253 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,609 You scared me. What were you doing in there? 254 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,821 I was... praying. 255 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,740 Since when are you religious? 256 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,952 I was looking for some divine guidance on how to handle this... 257 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,536 discord with Mr. Honey. 258 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:59,333 And the spirits didn't fail to deliver a hellaciously simple idea. 259 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,252 Instead of throwing a back-to-school dance, 260 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,838 we are hosting a back-to-school party... 261 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,841 right here at this house. 262 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,724 ["Archie's Party" playing] 263 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,644 ♪ Archie's gonna be there ♪ 264 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,437 ♪ Jughead's gonna be there ♪ 265 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,815 ♪ Reggie's gonna be there too ♪ 266 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,945 -♪ Archie's parties are out of sight ♪ -♪ Out of sight ♪ 267 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,740 -♪ He's gonna have one on Friday night ♪ -♪ Friday night ♪ 268 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,492 ♪ Pick you up about half past eight ♪ 269 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,745 Your name may be Honey, but I will always be the queen bee. 270 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,331 You have no power over me. 271 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,625 ♪ Reggie's gonna be there too ♪ 272 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,294 ♪ Betty's gonna to be there ♪ 273 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,839 ♪ You and me will be there too ♪ 274 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,554 -Hey, are you Forsythe? -Yeah. 275 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,766 Bret Weston Wallis. Mr. Chipping asked me to roll out the red carpet. 276 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,352 -You can just call me Jughead. -I prefer Forsythe. 277 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,896 -Who's your friend? -Betty Cooper. 278 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,816 Cute. Very Sweet Valley High. 279 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,985 Let me give you some stats. 280 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:13,657 Our faculty holds 132 masters degrees and 28 doctoral degrees, 281 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,659 which sounds impressive, but the truth is 282 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,162 most of our teachers are hopelessly out of touch. 283 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,789 Except for Mr. Chipping, he's cool. And I'm not just saying that 284 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,459 because he's coming. Mr. Chipping, how's it hanging? 285 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,087 Bret, don't let me interrupt you, but I wanted to invite Jughead 286 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,839 to sit in on a salon with us. 287 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,717 If I'm not mistaken, we're focusing on Moby-Dick tomorrow. 288 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,302 Great. That's one of my favorites. 289 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,721 -See you tomorrow, Mr. Jones. -Definitely. 290 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,600 Betty, you can come, too. I bet you've got a lot to say about Moby-Dick. 291 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,394 No. No, I don't. 292 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,398 And I think I've gotten my fill of this place already, so... 293 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,778 It is a lot to digest. Speaking of which, the cafeteria. 294 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,822 We've got vegan, keto vegan, raw keto vegan... 295 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,497 I don't like drama, Miss Lodge. 296 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,000 Neither do I, Mr. Honey. 297 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:10,839 And yet there's this article Rumordale.com published about you this morning 298 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,174 promising drama. 299 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,843 -I'm assuming you've read that. -No. 300 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,430 I've been avoiding the tabloids these past few months. 301 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,850 An unnamed inside source that worked at your night club 302 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,229 is claiming that you, in fact, 303 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,982 are responsible for the crimes that your father allegedly committed. 304 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:39,785 Fascinating. 305 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,663 Your point, Mr. Honey? 306 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:47,501 I was just wondering if you shouldn't take a sabbatical from Riverdale High. 307 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,797 Until you can get all these personal matters of yours... sorted. 308 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,930 [laughing] 309 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,724 Oh, man. I have missed hanging out with you, Betty. 310 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,854 I was thinking back to freshman year. You talked about crushing on Archie 311 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,607 and I would talk about whatever weird Grind'em hookup I just had. 312 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,068 -Or not had. -That I remember. 313 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,161 Kev, I think the reason I was cold earlier... 314 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:30,377 I mean, as you know, my mom and Polly are still at the Farm. 315 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,089 And my half-brother is investigating them. 316 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,800 -Yeah. Charles? -Yeah. 317 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,636 -Right? Yeah. -Anyways, today, finally... 318 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,431 there was a break in the case. 319 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,434 Really? What? 320 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,062 The FBI found a witness 321 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,274 who's willing to testify against the Farm. 322 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,695 Charles says it may finally break open the case. 323 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,030 -Wow. -Yeah. 324 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,615 That is... 325 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:02,993 Cheers. 326 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:12,794 Kevin. 327 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,339 [laughs] Fangs. Hey. 328 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:22,054 Can I at least hug you? I miss you so much. 329 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,555 I've missed you, too. 330 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,601 But first, you said you had some information for me? 331 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,852 Yeah, there's a... 332 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,021 There's a witness. 333 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,732 The FBI found someone who is ready to come forward against Edgar. 334 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,400 Who's the witness? 335 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,030 I-- I don't-- I don't know. I didn't get a name. But... 336 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,327 Information's not the only reason why you wanted to meet me, right? 337 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,747 Kevin, Edgar and the rest of the Farm don't think you can be trusted. 338 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,793 Of course, I mean, if you found out who the witness was, 339 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,628 I mean, that might change things. 340 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,589 Get the name... and then we can be together. 341 00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,925 Yeah. I'll try. 342 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:00,926 Good. 343 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,388 You know how to reach me. 344 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,651 -Betty... -You are so messed up, Kevin. 345 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:25,742 Reggie, Mr. Honey is riding my ass about this article on Rumordale.com. 346 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,078 About me, about La Bonne Nuit. 347 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,665 An inside source with intimate knowledge of my business 348 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,959 claims that I'm the criminal kingpin, not my father. 349 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,627 Was it you, Reggie? 350 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,171 Are you the quote-unquote "inside source"? 351 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,632 Is that why you're hiding behind those shades? 352 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,136 I didn't say a word to the press. 353 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,971 Oh, my God. Reggie, your eye. 354 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,973 But maybe you should ask your old man. 355 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,895 [Archie] So, did Reggie admit to leaking the story? 356 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,230 No. 357 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,024 He didn't do it. 358 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:00,777 Archie... 359 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,405 Reggie had a black eye. 360 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,616 And it wasn't the first time, either. 361 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,536 -Oh, from practice you mean? -No. 362 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,163 No, I think... 363 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,624 No, I know. 364 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,129 Reggie's dad hits him. 365 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,724 Kevin, you lied to me. 366 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,684 You told me that you wanted to be my friend, 367 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,478 and then you go out into the woods 368 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,939 for some secret tryst with your cult boyfriend. 369 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,109 I'm-- I'm sorry for-- For everything. 370 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,779 I-- I truly do miss being your friend. 371 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,281 You betrayed Betty after she gave you a chance. 372 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:49,576 Yeah, I-- I wasn't thinking clearly. I just wanted to see Fangs. 373 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,579 No, you wanted to trade information so you could get back 374 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,498 -in the good graces of the Farm. -No. 375 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,958 -You're still one of them. -I'm not. I swear, I'm not a part 376 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:01,630 of anything. And you, you, Betty, you ignored me all summer, okay? 377 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,590 And I-- I understand. 378 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,674 But I was alone. 379 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,636 At least Fangs texted me back. 380 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:10,430 He's all I have. 381 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:15,852 Can we have a word? 382 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,783 He's useless. We gotta cut him loose. 383 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:34,412 No, Charles, I-- I believe Kevin, okay? 384 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,290 I saw them in the woods. I think he'll help us. 385 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,168 No. We're not gonna get anywhere with him. He's traumatized. 386 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,046 -He's lonely. -Listen, I'm sorry, Betty. 387 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,757 We'll find another way to get Alice back. 388 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:46,967 [whistle blows] 389 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,885 -[girls cheering] -[Marty] Let's go, Reggie! 390 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:49,970 Blue 18. 391 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:51,721 Blue 18. 392 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,891 Down, set, hut! 393 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,188 Get it, get it, get it! 394 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,900 -[Marty] Come on! -[whistle blows] 395 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,611 All right, guys, hit the shower. Practice is over. 396 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,658 [Marty] Hey! Get over here! 397 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,453 -What the hell are you doing? -Dad, Dad, it just slipped. 398 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,580 It slipped? 399 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,166 It won't happen again, I promise. 400 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,419 -If it does, so help me. I will come-- -[Archie] What? 401 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,840 You're gonna hit him again? Give him another black eye? 402 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,592 -What have you been saying? -Nothing, Dad. 403 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,385 Andrews, this is none of your business. 404 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,221 Reggie works his ass off on this field while you stand here and yell. 405 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,724 We all have to listen to it. So, get the hell out of here. 406 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,351 -Go, or I'll throw you out myself. -[Reggie] Back off, Andrews! 407 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,856 Reggie, your dad has no right to treat you like this. 408 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,234 [Munroe] Hey! Hey! Knock it off, you two. 409 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,944 Hey, knock it off! Knock it off! 410 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,530 You're dead to me, Andrews! Dead! 411 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,122 Go. Go! 412 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,545 [bell rings] 413 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:07,964 [Bret] Hey, Forsythe. 414 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,799 Guys, this is that kid from Riverdale. 415 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:12,427 Forsythe, this is Donna, Jonathan, Joan. 416 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,514 Good afternoon, seekers of knowledge. Why are we not sitting? 417 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,811 Now then, Moby-Dick... 418 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:26,942 -Hmm? -It's well-done, obviously, 419 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,654 but it highlights a problem that I have with the syllabus. 420 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,782 Do we really need to hear this narrative again? 421 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,785 Right. Because the only authors we're allowed to like now 422 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,578 are those who've lived an unblemished life. 423 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,496 I'm fine with that. 424 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,123 Guys, guys, guys, let's get back on topic. 425 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:47,128 Now, what do you think that the whale symbolizes? 426 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,381 Nothing. 427 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,803 Care to elaborate on that, Mr. Jones? 428 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,434 Well, it's pretty well-established that Melville hated allegory. 429 00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,980 I mean, he's quoted as saying that his biggest fear was Moby-Dick 430 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,440 -would be seen as a fable. -[Chipping] Any rebuttals? 431 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,154 -[buzzer sounds] -[door opens] 432 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:14,864 [door thuds] 433 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,953 Breaking out the blond wig, I see. 434 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:24,416 Yes. That's the only way I can get around without being harassed by the paparazzi. 435 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:28,211 But then you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? 436 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,090 Oh, are you receiving some blowback from lying through your teeth 437 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,551 to get me arrested? How unfortunate. 438 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,636 Why'd you leak the story? 439 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,723 Was it a desperate ploy to get me to come see you? 440 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,434 Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes. 441 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:47,105 I merely told the truth. I told the world what you are. 442 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,650 A Lodge... through and through. 443 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,112 Deal with it. 444 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,072 [replaces receiver] 445 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,283 -[door opens] -[buzzer sounds] 446 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,618 ♪ Just know, if you cross her Then you cross me ♪ 447 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,246 ♪ Cross me, cross me If you, if you, if you ♪ 448 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:08,001 ♪ If you cross her Then you cross me ♪ 449 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,795 ♪ And nobody's coming close, yeah ♪ 450 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,798 ♪ And I think that you should know that If you cross her ♪ 451 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:14,841 [tapping on glass] 452 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,387 My esteemed guests, may I have your attention, please? 453 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:22,557 Students of Riverdale, we have a new enemy in our midst. 454 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,226 This killjoy is our new principal, Mr. Honey. 455 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:28,063 [students murmuring and booing] 456 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,773 However, never fear. 457 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:33,193 I, as your student body president, will make sure 458 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,986 that he's beheaded by homecoming... 459 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:38,323 or my name isn't Cheryl Marjorie Blossom. 460 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,201 [all cheering] 461 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,124 ♪ Better do that shit without a flirt Gotta respect... ♪ 462 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,834 -[Jughead] Your drinks, ladies. -Thank you. 463 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,002 [Veronica speaks in French] 464 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,506 So... what's this I hear about you transferring? 465 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,094 Jug is being recruited by Stonewall Prep. 466 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,846 How was the salon today, by the way? 467 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:06,267 Shocked to say, I actually enjoyed it. And the kids have actually read Moby-Dick. 468 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,604 Jughead, there is no school more nihilistic 469 00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:11,064 and/or privileged than Stonewall. 470 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,526 Besides, why would you wanna leave your lovely girlfriend here? 471 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,154 Jug, we would make anything work. Okay? 472 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:20,532 But I would miss you. 473 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:23,743 Trust me when I say you would be miserable. 474 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:26,121 I'm just trying to keep an open mind, is all. 475 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,010 Excuse me. What are you doing down here? 476 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,763 -What's up? -This hallway is off-limits. 477 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,516 The locked door at the top of the stairs should have been a hint. 478 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:48,518 Yeah, the line to the bathroom was too long. 479 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,354 -I was looking for another one. -Then get thee to the barn 480 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,647 with the other animals. 481 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:02,323 [crowd chattering and music playing] 482 00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:09,164 -Kev. Hey. -Hey. 483 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,669 I'm sorry that we interrogated you. 484 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:18,339 It's okay. I get it. You're trying to save your mom. 485 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,509 Yeah. 486 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,349 What I'm about to tell you... 487 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,103 puts everything on the line. 488 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,189 But I believe in you. 489 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,233 What are you talking about? 490 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,614 My mom isn't just at the Farm. 491 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,659 She's undercover at the Farm. 492 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,662 She's been sending us messages all summer, but she stopped 493 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,915 and I'm worried that she may be in trouble. 494 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:53,958 Oh, my God, Betty. 495 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:57,629 And I know that you can turn around and tell Fangs everything, 496 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,799 but I'm choosing to believe that our friendship runs deeper 497 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,717 than Edgar's brainwashing. 498 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,261 It-- It-- It does. 499 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:10,183 Kev, I need you to ask Fangs to meet with you again 500 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,560 so he can tell you where Edgar is hiding. 501 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,938 -He won't. -He will if you have information 502 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:15,855 to give him. 503 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:19,859 Like the name of the FBI witness who doesn't actually exist, by the way, 504 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,111 but we can give him a fake name. 505 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,282 -Like who? -Like Penelope Blossom. 506 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,160 Kev, will you do this? Will you help me? 507 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,287 Will you help my mom? 508 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,832 Of course, Betty. 509 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,002 [crowd chattering and music playing] 510 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,672 Yo. 511 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,799 Who invited you, new guy? 512 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,051 Dude, Reggie, lay off. 513 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,346 Cheryl, you know this guy? 514 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:51,432 No. But I certainly don't object to him being here. 515 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,351 Which is more than I can say for you. 516 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:56,729 So, what you're saying is, Mad Dog here crashed. 517 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,065 -[tires screech] -[sirens wailing] 518 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,401 Wonderful. And now the po-po has arrived. 519 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,780 [FP] Party's over. Everybody go home. 520 00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:07,866 Go home! Move! 521 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:13,955 Jughead, boy, you better not be drinking whatever's in that cup. 522 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:18,459 Sheriff Jones. Someone get this man a beer. 523 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,795 You wanna see the inside of the drunk tank tonight, Mantle? 524 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,380 I'll take him home, Mr. Jones. 525 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:27,260 What are the charges, Sheriff Jones, if one might ask? 526 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,013 Someone called the station about the noise. 527 00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:31,180 Impossible. 528 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,808 All of Thistlehouse's neighbors are either deaf or dead. 529 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:39,188 -Who exactly made this absurd complaint? -Someone named... Honey. 530 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:40,857 Party's over, Cheryl. 531 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:54,871 Reg, I think I already know, but how'd you get the black eye? 532 00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,251 What do you want me to say, huh? 533 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,130 That my dad hits me? 534 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:08,092 That he beats the crap out of me over the stupidest things? 535 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:11,512 That he's been doing it for as long as I can remember? 536 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,433 I'm sorry, Reg. I really am. 537 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,856 I was always so jealous of the relationship you had with your dad. 538 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,526 No matter what you wanted to do, he always stuck by you. 539 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,821 I have no idea what that feels like. 540 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,078 And when your dad died... 541 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,665 all I kept thinking was, 542 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,250 what if it had been my old man instead? 543 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:52,470 So, what can we do? Or what can I do? 544 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,347 You've already done enough, man. 545 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,182 You called him out. 546 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,643 Now it's on me. 547 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:03,856 I gotta take a stand. 548 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,484 So, what are you thinking? 549 00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:08,528 [door rattling] 550 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,573 [Archie] Bro, are you sure about this? 551 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,537 Sometimes I think he loves this car more than he does me. 552 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,957 I mean, you could just-- You could talk to him. 553 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,083 I've tried. 554 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,543 He doesn't listen. 555 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,380 It's time he starts to listen. 556 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,304 Holy hell, Reg. 557 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,556 That'll bring this to a head. 558 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,685 It's okay, Archie. I outweigh him by 50 pounds. 559 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:54,490 Okay, everyone, I trust you all completed your summer reading. 560 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:01,706 Who wants to read the first section out loud for us? 561 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,376 Anyone? 562 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,212 Alrighty then. 563 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,841 I'll start and you follow along. 564 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,302 "Understanding Literature. 565 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:18,347 Chapter 6, English Drama. 566 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:25,021 One of the great works of the Elizabethan age, Romeo and Juliet, 567 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:28,107 is a tragic romance... 568 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,109 emblematic... 569 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:35,656 -of both Shakespeare's early period... -I can't take this. 570 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:36,991 Come with me right now. 571 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,576 ...and of Western drama... 572 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,288 in the 16th and 17th centuries. 573 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:43,956 Basic..." 574 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,333 Okay. What's going on? 575 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,418 You should go to Stonewall Prep, Jug. 576 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:51,005 I hate saying that, but it's the chance of a lifetime, 577 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:55,051 and you should take it, okay? So, you should go before I change my mind. 578 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,887 -What about--? -Don't worry about us. We'll make it work. 579 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,597 We've been through way worse. 580 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,225 Just go pack up your stuff. I'll handle everything here, okay? 581 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,438 Go. Run. 582 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,864 How'd your old man react to his car? 583 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,367 Uh... 584 00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:22,870 It... It did what it was supposed to do. 585 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,291 It got us talking. And I said some things he needed to hear. 586 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:31,921 And I don't think he'll be coming around to practices anymore. 587 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:38,761 Bros? 588 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,055 Bros for life. 589 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,232 -Veronica... -[reporters clamoring] 590 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,986 [pounding on door] 591 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:57,029 [muffled reporters clamoring] 592 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,492 [pounding on door continues] 593 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,377 -Okay. -[reporters clamoring] 594 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:13,754 Fine. You win. 595 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,383 You wanna know where I stand? All right. 596 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,971 I will give my first, last and only press conference 597 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:26,058 on the subject of my parents tonight at La Bonne Nuit speakeasy. 598 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:28,102 After a special performance. 599 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,605 ["All That Jazz" playing] 600 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:36,319 ♪ Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town ♪ 601 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:42,074 ♪ And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees ♪ 602 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,243 ♪ And roll my stockings down ♪ 603 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,456 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 604 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:52,210 ♪ Start the car I know a whoopie spot ♪ 605 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:56,172 ♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪ 606 00:36:56,255 --> 00:37:00,259 ♪ It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl ♪ 607 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,303 ♪ And all ♪ 608 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:07,934 ♪ That jazz ♪ 609 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:11,979 I'm no stranger to scandal. That's what it means to be a Lodge. 610 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,773 I love my parents. 611 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,734 And because I love them, I trusted them. 612 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:21,113 And all those nefarious things Rumordale.com accused me of doing, 613 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,532 yes, I did them. 614 00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:27,828 I did them under duress because my father threatened me. 615 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:33,334 And like the good, dutiful daughter, I did what I was told by Hiram Lodge. 616 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,921 ♪ Find a flask We're playing fast and loose ♪ 617 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,466 ♪ And all that jazz 618 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:43,427 ♪ Right up here Is where I store the juice ♪ 619 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:48,599 ♪ And all that jazz Come on, babe ♪ 620 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,309 ♪ We're gonna brush the sky ♪ 621 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,688 ♪ I bet you lucky Lindy Never flew so high ♪ 622 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:57,358 ♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear ♪ 623 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:00,945 ♪ To all that ♪ 624 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:04,657 ♪ Jazz ♪ 625 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,576 You wanna know who I'm standing with in the upcoming trials? 626 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,079 Neither of them. 627 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:16,460 From this day forward, I stand only with and for myself. 628 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,839 ♪ No, I'm no one's wife ♪ 629 00:38:19,922 --> 00:38:23,050 ♪ But, oh, I love my life ♪ 630 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,929 ♪ And all ♪ 631 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:31,183 ♪ That ♪ 632 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,770 ♪ Jazz ♪ 633 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,522 ♪ That jazz ♪ 634 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,615 -Is that your Harvard application? -It is. 635 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:49,660 But I'm thinking of making a change before sending it in. 636 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:57,460 The Lodge name is tainted, like Madoff or Corleone. 637 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:02,548 But my mother's maiden name, Gomez, I think I could work with that. 638 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,176 So, I would be dating Veronica Gomez now? 639 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:08,304 -Mm-hm. -Yeah? What's she like? 640 00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:09,263 I don't know. 641 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:11,932 We're gonna find out. 642 00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:19,148 Why, what's the matter, Miss Bell? 643 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,317 Just be careful, Cheryl. 644 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,194 [bees buzzing] 645 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,157 Golly, what a mess. Hope you're not allergic, Mr. Honey. 646 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:31,786 Toodles. 647 00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:36,582 What's happening? Have you heard from Mom? 648 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:40,211 No. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe we should roll the dice with Kevin. 649 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:46,217 Um, I already have. 650 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:50,054 I gave him the name of our fake witness, Penelope Blossom. 651 00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:56,394 Betty... you didn't say anything about Alice, did you? 652 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:04,735 You revealed the name of an active undercover FBI agent 653 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,779 to a screwed-up kid? Why? 654 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:09,740 Because I trust Kevin, okay? I wanted to be honest with him. 655 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,827 -He will find out where Edgar is-- -Betty, it worked. 656 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,579 -Kev, you're back. Hey. -Yeah. 657 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,708 I connected with Fangs, told him about Penelope Blossom 658 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:23,504 and he led me to where the Farm is staying. It's an abandoned motel 659 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:24,713 beyond the Maple Barrens. 660 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:29,677 -Okay, did you see my mom? Is she okay? -I didn't. I'm sorry. But I did see Edgar. 661 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,762 And Betty, he's armed. 662 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:36,183 There were guns, and he's building something and-- 663 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:39,395 Edgar's digging in. He's getting ready for war. 664 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:43,232 Well, we have to go. We have to get in there and save our mom. 665 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,657 Well, well, well... 666 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:53,576 [sighs] 667 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:57,455 -Do I look like a jerk? -No, you look like a gentleman. 668 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,043 Stonewall's not too far and I'll be back every weekend. 669 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:07,214 Hey. I'm glad you accepted Chipping's offer. 670 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,801 -You're sort of a legacy there, you know? -What do you mean? 671 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,595 Well, your grandpa, Forsythe I, 672 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,972 actually went to Stonewall Prep for a couple of months 673 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,307 till he dropped out. 674 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,517 What happened? Why didn't you tell me this sooner? 675 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:22,188 Well, it's ancient history. But he quit at everything, including me. 676 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,231 Went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. 677 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:29,278 Anyway, I didn't mention it because I wanted this to be your decision 678 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,947 without my old man's shadow hanging over you. 679 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,742 It's a chance for you to do something good... for yourself. 680 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,160 And I'm proud of you, son. 681 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:40,164 It's gonna be a good year, a really good year. 682 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:44,043 [dogs barking] 683 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:45,544 -Jughead! -[all] Jughead! 684 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,421 -[FP] Jug! -[all] Jughead! 685 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,465 -Jug! -Jug! 686 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,509 -Jughead! -Jughead! 687 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,135 Jughead, where are you, man? 688 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,303 [all] Jughead! 689 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,430 [all yelling] 690 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,765 Jug! Jughead!