1 00:00:01,131 --> 00:00:02,524 [school bell ringing] 2 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:05,309 [Ms. Grundy] "I saw the best minds of my generation 3 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:08,443 destroyed by madness, 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:11,924 starving, hysterical, naked. 5 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,361 Angelheaded hipsters 6 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:15,798 burning for the ancient heavenly connection 7 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:18,366 to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, 8 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:23,458 floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz." 9 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:31,031 Is that from Howl, by Allen Ginsberg? 10 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:33,076 Yeah. He... he performed it 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,686 in San Francisco earlier this year. 12 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,906 Ginsberg, he's a Beat poet, isn't he? 13 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,429 That's right, Betty. 14 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,127 Yeah, he was there at the beginning, at Columbia, 15 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:43,260 with Jack Kerouac and William Burroughs. 16 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:46,133 Sorry, but... who are the Beats? 17 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,351 The Beats are... 18 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:49,223 Vagabond rebel writers 19 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:52,052 who reject institutionalized American values 20 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:55,577 like materialism, conformity and heteronormativity. 21 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,622 Heteronormativity? 22 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:02,105 The Beats have a lot of sex, Archie. 23 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,411 [chuckles softly] 24 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,239 [Clay] And a lot of it with each other. 25 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:07,415 Even the men's men, like Kerouac and Cassidy, 26 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:08,851 they have girlfriends. 27 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:12,594 But they also have each other. 28 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:15,684 Bully for them. Sounds like my kind of literary movement. 29 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:17,773 The Beats are a whole counterculture 30 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:20,036 dedicated to living their lives a certain way. 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,429 Always exploring, 32 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:22,952 experimenting, hustling, 33 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,954 pushing the boundaries of human experience. 34 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,608 You know, really living. 35 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:28,392 [Archie] Uh... 36 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,003 Uh, Ms. Grundy, 37 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:33,354 are we allowed to continue reading Howl? 38 00:01:33,396 --> 00:01:36,705 Yes, I already made copies. 39 00:01:36,747 --> 00:01:39,838 Read it, and we will discuss it at our next meeting. 40 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:46,149 Bettie Page sure is a dolly and a half. 41 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,368 Oh, she's an icon in fishnets. 42 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,934 Even you will have to agree, Lizzo. 43 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,545 Yeah, she's not bad, 44 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:53,330 but I wanna let you two kittens in on a little secret. 45 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:54,636 That mag's nowheresville 46 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,158 compared to what I just got in the mail. 47 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,815 What are my eyes beholding? 48 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:02,339 The latest issue of Femme-and-Inmagazine, 49 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,602 an underground lesbian pin-up mag. 50 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:07,257 [school bell ringing] 51 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,693 Lizzo, can we borrow this? 52 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:12,871 Oh, you can keep it, Topaz. I always buy two copies. 53 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,134 Just, uh, don't get caught 54 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,526 with your hand in the cookie jar. 55 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:20,488 Whatever you wet rags are doing tonight, drop it. 56 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:23,273 I got my hands on a stag film. 57 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,535 Wait, what's a stag film? 58 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:25,797 Jeez, Andrews, maybe it's time 59 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,799 to get your nose out of those poems. 60 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,149 It's a skin flick, 61 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,107 complete with naked women. 62 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,327 Sometimes more than one. 63 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,155 Where'd you get something like that? 64 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,852 A buddy of mine from Stonewall Prep, 65 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:37,853 lent it to me. 66 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,898 So who's game? 67 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,683 Oh, come on, Fogarty, you've got to be horny 68 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:44,164 with your honey under lock and key at the Sisters'. 69 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,296 Where would we watch it? 70 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,863 We can hang a blanket up in my parents' barn. 71 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:51,214 Only glitch is, we need a projector. 72 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:56,045 You two work at the movie theater, right? 73 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,655 Can you help a brother out? 74 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:01,920 The Babylonium does have a smaller projector, but-- 75 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,487 We wanna come, too. 76 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:04,445 Fine. 77 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,055 Just don't expect it to be like 78 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:08,362 one of those wrestling movies you like to watch. 79 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:13,367 So, Robert Frost. 80 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,543 You in? 81 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,414 -Yeah, we're in. -Right-o. 82 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,199 From all accounts you won't be disappointed. 83 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:22,463 My pal told me that there's nothing they don't show. 84 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,291 [boys chuckle] 85 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:28,077 [typewriter keys clacking] 86 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,732 Jeepers, Mr. Fieldstone, it's like a funeral in here. 87 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,125 Did something happen? 88 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:35,650 [sighs] Yes. I got a letter from that crackpot Werthers. 89 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:38,914 Apparently wants to follow up his bonfire 90 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,916 with some cockamamie comic book code 91 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,483 he wants to ram down our throats. 92 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,484 A code to do what? 93 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,920 To censor our content, 94 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,748 like the Hays Code censors movies. 95 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,490 Now, I didn't spend two years fighting Nazis in France 96 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,187 to kowtow to fascists at home. 97 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,015 He and his "board of experts" 98 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,799 want to have a sit-down meeting with you? 99 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,323 Yeah, and look who that geezer's 100 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,759 got on his side of the table. 101 00:03:57,802 --> 00:04:00,457 Mayor Blossom, that chrome-dome principal, 102 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,111 some fuddy-duddy nun 103 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,591 from The Sisters of Quiet Mercy. 104 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:06,420 Well, golly, Mr. Fieldstone, you have to do it. 105 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,291 It might be the best way to defend Pep Comics 106 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,771 before this code becomes official. 107 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,947 Okay, fine, fine. I'll, I'll try and get my hands 108 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,949 on a draft of Werthers' "recommendations" 109 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,733 before we go into the lion's den. 110 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:16,821 "We"? 111 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,606 You have tangled with Werthers before 112 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:19,998 and lived to tell the tale. 113 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:21,913 So far. 114 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,001 What do you say? 115 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,874 Will you step up? 116 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:26,962 You betcha. 117 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:29,225 Let's beat 'em at their own game. 118 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,748 [jazz music playing] 119 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,359 You know, babe, 120 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:35,797 what if we did a pin-up shoot of our own. 121 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,930 Color me curious. 122 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,105 I've got a camera. 123 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,933 And it has a timer, 124 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:44,284 so we could both be in the pictures. 125 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,547 In that case, afterwards, 126 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,462 we could pick our favorite photo, 127 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,941 and then I could turn it into 128 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:52,466 the most fantabulous oil painting 129 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,641 in the tradition of our favorite 130 00:04:53,683 --> 00:04:55,469 pulp novel covers. [gasps] 131 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:58,080 I know exactly 132 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,995 where our clandestine photoshoot can be. 133 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,432 Tell me. Where? 134 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,825 Thornhill's chapel. 135 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:06,044 No one in my unholy family ever uses it. 136 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,571 [suspenseful music playing] 137 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,101 [Veronica] Well, if it isn't the Bobbsey Twins, 138 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,537 up to their old tricks again. 139 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,670 How many times do I have to tell you boys 140 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:25,499 that you're free to watch your wrestling movies 141 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,022 in our auditorium. 142 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:30,504 After hours, of course, and provided you clean up. 143 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:34,725 Oh, uh, it's, it's not that, Veronica. Um... 144 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,292 Julian... 145 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,426 got his hands on a stag film, 146 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,993 and he needs a projector to screen it. 147 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,691 You don't say. 148 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,693 I've heard about these "smokers" before. 149 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:48,478 So-called because they're typically screened by men 150 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,959 in the back rooms of their private clubs 151 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:54,615 while smoking cigars and enjoying hot toddies. 152 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,659 But I've never actually seen one. 153 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,227 Though I've always been curious. 154 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,055 Exactly. Same as us. 155 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:03,275 Yeah, that's why we're helping the creep. 156 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,712 Why don't I make you a deal? 157 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,670 You tell Julian 158 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,237 that he can do a proper screening 159 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,978 here at the Babylonium tonight, 160 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:13,111 and invite all his horndog friends. 161 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,635 But I get to come, too. 162 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,071 And invite a gal-pal. 163 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,552 ["W.O.M.A.N" playing] 164 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,684 ♪ Talkin' about you, a man ♪ 165 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,295 ♪ Always ready to go ♪ 166 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:29,867 ♪ And holler Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 167 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,914 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 168 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:40,095 ♪ I'm a W-O-M-A-N ♪ 169 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,793 ♪ A woman ♪ 170 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:45,927 ♪ A woman ♪ 171 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,060 ♪ Woman ♪ 172 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:53,456 ♪ Woman ♪ 173 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:58,853 ♪ Now that should teach you About a W-O-M-A-N ♪ 174 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:02,334 ♪ Woman... ♪ 175 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:04,162 [Veronica] I thought you'd given me the brush-off. 176 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,729 I know. I'm sorry. 177 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,601 I had to wait for my mom to take her sleeping pills. 178 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,777 I'm just glad you made it. 179 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,431 I didn't want to be the only girl here, 180 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,476 and I knew you'd wanna take a gander. 181 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,695 Oh, yes. 182 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,392 Ever since reading about stag films 183 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,046 in Dr. Kingsley's book. 184 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,874 Well, the boys are already in the theater, 185 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,571 panting like a pack of rabid wolves. 186 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:22,790 [boys whooping] 187 00:07:22,832 --> 00:07:24,705 [Veronica] It's showtime, fellas. 188 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,228 So settle down, 189 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:29,840 and welcome to the Riverdale premiere of... 190 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:30,972 The Wedding Night. 191 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,669 -[boys] Yeah! -[Veronica] Yes. 192 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,758 In which a young, blushing bride 193 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:38,240 is initiated into the mysteries of matrimony. 194 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,328 [boy] Okay! 195 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,895 Now, behave yourselves, fellas. 196 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:43,767 Keep the roughhousing and catcalling to a minimum. 197 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:46,291 And with that, enjoy the show. 198 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,510 [boys cheering and whooping] 199 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,820 [boys shushing] 200 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:54,952 [pensive music playing] 201 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,479 [boys muttering] 202 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,657 [boys hooting, hollering] 203 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,659 -[Julian] Take it off! -[boy] Yeah. 204 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:11,969 Oh, my gosh. 205 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:13,971 Betty, what's wrong? 206 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:17,322 Stop! Stop the movie! Stop! 207 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:18,672 That woman is my sister. 208 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,064 -Your sister? -Polly? 209 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,766 Cut the reel and, uh, hit the lights, Clay. 210 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,682 [boys booing] 211 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,642 [bell chimes] 212 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:39,126 Well, safe to say that was a twist no one saw coming. 213 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:43,610 When was the last time you saw your sister? 214 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:47,788 A couple of years, but, Vee, this doesn't make any sense. 215 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,268 Polly is a dancer on Broadway. 216 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,444 Maybe you should call Polly. 217 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:54,838 See if you can get some answers. 218 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,274 [phone line trilling] 219 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,928 -[Polly] Hello. -Polly. 220 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,365 It's Betty, I... 221 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:03,151 I found your number in Mom's address book. 222 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,066 I'm sorry to be calling you so late, but... 223 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,416 we need to talk. 224 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:10,071 ♪ Well, somebody told me ♪ 225 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:13,509 ♪ My gal was runnin' 'round ♪ 226 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:18,427 ♪ Yeah, somebody told me ♪ 227 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,735 ♪ I don't want her To be like that ♪ 228 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:25,390 ♪ 'Cause she's only Actin' a clown ♪ 229 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,740 He didn't pass it to you, he-- 230 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,003 So last night was a bust. 231 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,526 Tell you what, though, 232 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,963 I got Keller and Walker to lend me a projector, 233 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,009 and I watched another movie I got 234 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,358 from my buddy at Stonewall Prep 235 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,403 after Cooper shut us down. 236 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,405 And, guys, 237 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,539 it's like the tenth Wonder of the World. Mm. 238 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,932 And guess what? 239 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,368 For two bucks, 240 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,675 I'll rent you the projector and the movie, 241 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,850 which you can watch 242 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,112 in the privacy of your own home, 243 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,288 this time, with no interruptions. 244 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,246 What do you say, boys? 245 00:09:56,639 --> 00:10:00,034 [Veronica] Okay, so you and Polly actually spoke? 246 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,557 Yes, but it was quick. 247 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,124 She's on her way to Riverdale, now. 248 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,604 We're gonna meet at Pop's 249 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,214 so she can explain everything to me in person. 250 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,172 But she says she doesn't do those films anymore. 251 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,521 Right. She's on Broadway. 252 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,437 No, actually, that's her cover story. 253 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:16,093 What she told me last night is she does... 254 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,094 [whispers] burlesque. 255 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,443 Really? 256 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,533 Do your parents know that? 257 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:23,448 [in normal voice] Apparently. 258 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:24,972 I didn't ask them this morning. 259 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,365 They don't even know that I reached out to Polly. 260 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:31,674 Well, for what it's worth, burlesque is a legit art form. 261 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,241 In fact, some burlesque performers 262 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,330 are huge stars. 263 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,027 Gypsy Rose Lee, to name one. 264 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,855 Josephine Baker, to name another. 265 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:42,337 Well, she says her stage name is Polly Amorous. 266 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,165 Cut the gas. 267 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,037 Polly Amorous? 268 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,387 Betty, she's the berries. I'm gonna flip. 269 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,345 What? 270 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,868 Have you seen her perform? 271 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,348 No, I wish. 272 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,567 But I recognize that name from the trades. 273 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:59,180 I always thought she sounded so glamorous and flossy. 274 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,356 I mean, I'd flat-out die and go to heaven 275 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,879 to have her perform at the Babylonium. 276 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,576 Uh, she kind of already did. 277 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,796 Her burlesque show, you tickler. 278 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,972 Say, come to think of it, 279 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:13,585 maybe this is why your mom is so terrified of S-E-X. 280 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,023 Maybe she's threatened by Polly. 281 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,285 Her independence, 282 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,678 her sexuality, 283 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,418 her devil-may-care ways. 284 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,991 Well, hi-de-ho, I must say it's official. 285 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,210 You're a genius. 286 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,777 Well, photography is no big whoop 287 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,780 when you have subjects as stunning as, well, us. 288 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,913 By the way, I was reading the back pages 289 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,480 of Femme-and-Inmagazine, 290 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,917 and they publish amateur photos, 291 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,572 if that's something that you're interested in. 292 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,096 Perhaps after we graduate high school. 293 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,098 In the meantime, 294 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,404 how do you feel about me 295 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,535 painting a version of this for us? 296 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,625 That's my favorite one, too. 297 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,193 I can't wait to see how you pulpify us. 298 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,456 [Jughead] I know how you feel about comic books, Veronica, 299 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,111 but I also know that you're the top negotiator in town. 300 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:04,898 And though I'm not necessarily a fanatic of comic books, 301 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,162 I don't think they should be burned or banned. 302 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,207 But this code... 303 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,774 Yeah, my boss, Mr. Fieldstone 304 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,602 got us a copy ahead of the meeting. 305 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:17,345 What that crackpot Werthers is proposing is insane. 306 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,827 I mean, it is straight out of 1984. 307 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,306 Big Brother is watching, 308 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,917 and he's trying to take your comic books. 309 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,181 These rules are more outrageous than the Hays Code. 310 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,660 How can you possibly spin any yarn 311 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:31,141 with all these kinds of blanket restrictions? 312 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,447 Heck, he's even trying to ban the words 313 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,665 "horror" and "terror" from our covers. 314 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,278 And some of these rules are incredibly vague. 315 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,454 Werthers wants to outlaw stories with 316 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:42,370 "horror, bloodshed, depravity, lust," 317 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,459 but he doesn't define what those terms mean. 318 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:45,721 I think he's trying 319 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,897 to specifically target Pep Comics. 320 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,160 And if he gets his way, the good doctor 321 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,945 is going to run us out of business. 322 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,163 So you came to me. 323 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:54,904 Smart. 324 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,688 Well, first, 325 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,256 don't get the gringles. 326 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,302 If they smell fear, 327 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,520 they will pounce on you. 328 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:07,264 Technically, this isn't a code. 329 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,309 It's a proposal. 330 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,137 Their first offer. 331 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:14,315 So you and Mr. Fieldstone should make a counterproposal. 332 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,144 Go through this draft point by point. 333 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,537 Be crystal clear about what you want. 334 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,321 Yeah. 335 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,801 Yeah, that's good. 336 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,238 You're in the right on this one, Jughead. 337 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,805 Don't doubt yourself. 338 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,072 It's really nice to see you again, Polly. 339 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,160 I missed you. 340 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,552 Aw. I missed you, too, Betty. 341 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,554 I'm sorry that we're reconnecting 342 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,513 under these circumstances. 343 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:42,865 Oh, I figured you'd want this back. 344 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,780 Yes, hmm, thank you. 345 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,564 Can I ask, 346 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,524 why did you do it, Polly? 347 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:50,960 [exhales] 348 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,615 I got hoodwinked into filming The Wedding Night 349 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,486 when I first got to New York. 350 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,097 I was young and naive, 351 00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:01,144 and I fell in love with a fink who steered me wrong. 352 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,537 I spent a year 353 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,365 trying to track down every copy I could find. 354 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,235 Thought I got 'em all. 355 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,889 [Betty] Hmm. 356 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,891 Well, how did you... how did you get into burlesque? 357 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:09,892 It's funny. 358 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,502 Um, I auditioned for the Rockettes. 359 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,417 But I wasn't tall enough. 360 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:17,508 And then I saw Gypsy Rose Lee perform 361 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,033 at the Ziegfeld Follies, and I thought, 362 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,686 that is what I wanna do. 363 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,559 And whatever you might think about burlesque, 364 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,474 I'm proud of my career. 365 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,389 It's on my terms. I make good money. 366 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,564 People respect me, 367 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,653 and I respect myself. 368 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,002 So you don't have to worry. 369 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,786 I wanted to tell you that face to face. 370 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,877 [sighs] I'm so happy for you, Polly, really. 371 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:42,316 And... to be perfectly honest, 372 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:47,364 I did a little burlesque show of my own 373 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,932 just for one person, Archie. 374 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,803 Archie from next door? 375 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,327 In our windows. 376 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,285 Well, you always were sweet on him. 377 00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:01,248 How much did you say Mom and Dad know about... 378 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,771 My life? 379 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,992 Well, they don't know about The Wedding Night. 380 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,254 Thank God. 381 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,821 But they do know about Polly Amorous. 382 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,998 I invited them to my show a couple years ago. 383 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,608 They walked out in the first five minutes 384 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,088 without saying a word. 385 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,698 Not a peep. 386 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,134 And then I started hearing that Mom was telling people 387 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,310 I was doing Guys and Dolls, and I thought, 388 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,096 "Well, that is it for me." 389 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,314 In their eyes, at least. 390 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,533 But it's fine. 391 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,317 I'm past that. Truly. 392 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,145 I came here for you, Betty, 393 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,843 and I booked a room at the Cozy Time Motel 394 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,672 because I figured Mom and Dad have no interest in seeing me. 395 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,936 And anyways, I don't wanna step foot in that house... 396 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,372 [chuckles] ever again. 397 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,939 I understand. 398 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,724 Believe me. [scoffs] 399 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,640 But I thought we could do something fun tonight. 400 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,512 Go shopping, to the movies. My treat, of course. 401 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,167 Actually, if you're not rushing back to the city, 402 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,996 I was wondering if you might be willing 403 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,258 to meet a friend of mine. 404 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,391 She's a big fan of yours, 405 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,481 of... of Polly Amorous. 406 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,135 A fan in Riverdale? 407 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,919 Absolutely. 408 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,268 I never say no to a fan. 409 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,053 [both giggle softly] 410 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:13,973 [girls giggling] 411 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,583 [jazz music playing] 412 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,759 Be still my beating heart. 413 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:22,329 The Polly Amorous sitting in my humble living room. 414 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,721 Now that we're gal pals, 415 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:26,942 you must tell me everything about everything. 416 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,946 How's Gay Paree and Old Madrid and every city in between. 417 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,948 I will let you know just after I get back 418 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,821 from my all-expenses-paid first-class European tour. 419 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,736 -Polly, you're going to Europe? -Mm-hmm. 420 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,956 Your sister is living the dream. 421 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,612 A new city and a different paramour every night I bet. 422 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,789 [chuckles] Well, not exactly. 423 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,790 Oh? 424 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:50,748 I... 425 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,055 I'm engaged. 426 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:55,623 You're engaged? 427 00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:57,146 To... to who? 428 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,235 [chuckles] His name is Langley Huggles. 429 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:02,064 He's a stockbroker, completely devoted to me. 430 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,587 Keeps me grounded. 431 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,459 And housed in a penthouse on the Upper West Side. 432 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,895 Ooh, la, la. 433 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,243 [Polly chuckles] 434 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:12,291 Polly, you were going to invite me to the wedding, 435 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,641 I hope, 436 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:17,558 whatever tension there is with Mom and Dad. 437 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,950 Sure, I was. 438 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,300 Actually, 439 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:25,044 I was gonna ask you if you would be my maid of honor. 440 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,222 Aw. 441 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,399 Well, I wouldn't be Veronica Lodge if I didn't ask. 442 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,663 What do you think about doing a one-night-only show 443 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,144 at my theater, The Babylonium? 444 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,755 I know Betty would love to see you perform, as would I. 445 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,583 It's true, and maybe Mom would even come, 446 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,150 since it's right here in town. 447 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,326 I wouldn't hold your breath on that, Betty. 448 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,241 But as a matter of fact, 449 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,808 I am working on a new routine. 450 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,333 Well, then it's kismet. 451 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,075 And we'll keep it on the hush-hush. Girls only. 452 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,209 [sultry music playing] 453 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,042 This is gonna be the best two dollars we've ever spent. 454 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:07,869 I'll say. 455 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,741 Tonight we become men. 456 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:12,917 [Reggie grunts] 457 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,748 You ready? 458 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,794 -Yeah. -[click] 459 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,839 [quirky music playing] 460 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,639 What, uh... [clears throat] 461 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,381 What is this? 462 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,166 Don't know. Maybe they're gonna fight over a girl or something. 463 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,907 -Right. Yeah. -Yeah. 464 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:46,821 Yeah. 465 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,656 Dang nabbit! 466 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,528 That joker Julian 467 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,922 must have switched films on us as a gag. 468 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,968 Yeah, didn't Julian say something about 469 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,710 Kevin and Clay watching wrestling videos? 470 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,277 I don't know. But we should probably 471 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,539 turn this off, right? [chuckles] I mean... 472 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,760 Yeah. Yeah, we probably should. 473 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,689 Maybe we just give it a minute 474 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,430 just to see if a girl comes in or something. 475 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,909 Yeah, that's a good idea. 476 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:32,910 [chuckles] 477 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,260 Let's do that. 478 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,482 [quirky music continues] 479 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,631 Hey, that was... wacko, right? 480 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:05,291 Do you think the guys in that movie were... 481 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,597 you know... 482 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:11,384 Well... some guys are that way. 483 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,343 Yeah, so... 484 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,867 Are Kevin and Clay? 485 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:17,868 I think... 486 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,002 yeah. 487 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,004 Maybe. 488 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,788 And, you know, there's an in-between. 489 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,619 What do you mean, an in-between? 490 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,883 Like a little wiggle room to... explore. 491 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,932 We've been talking about it in Mrs. Grundy's workshop. 492 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,457 These Beat poets would... 493 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,418 experiment with each other. 494 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:46,854 Even though they were men's men, 495 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:49,465 with girlfriends, wives, families. 496 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,380 They would... 497 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,341 with... other guys? 498 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:57,865 Do stuff. 499 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,477 Yeah, with their buddies. 500 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:02,913 Just to see, just to... 501 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,612 try it on for size. 502 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:09,790 [both gasp] 503 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,357 I gotta take a cold shower. 504 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,315 Yeah, me too. Well, I'll go after you. [chuckles] 505 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,012 And tomorrow you can bet your ass 506 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,363 that Julian Blossom is gonna give us our two dollars back. 507 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:18,842 Yeah. 508 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,934 Hey, Blossom! 509 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,241 What's the big idea giving us a wrestling movie? 510 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,938 Aw, aren't you two in love with each other? 511 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,418 I thought that flick might break the ice, you know, 512 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:30,898 get the ball, or balls, rolling. 513 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:33,074 Give us our damn money back or I'll pound you. 514 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,205 All right! 515 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,164 Get your filthy meat hooks off of me. 516 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,426 There you go, ladies. 517 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:38,906 There's your two clams. 518 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,734 If anything I should be paying you. 519 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,083 Your faces are priceless. 520 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:42,997 [chuckles sarcastically] 521 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,477 What about the damn stag film? 522 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,652 The one with Cooper's sister. 523 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:48,263 Betty took it, numbskull. 524 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,830 But I do have another smoky. 525 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,702 This one about a guy with two girls. 526 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,138 If you're interested. 527 00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:58,752 This time I'll lend it to you gratis. 528 00:21:58,795 --> 00:21:59,796 What does that mean? 529 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,581 [softly] It's free. 530 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:02,930 'Cause I'm that kind of guy. 531 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,589 [breathes deeply] 532 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,462 Hey, all you hep kittens! 533 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,986 May we have your attention, please? 534 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:18,249 Clear your dance cards, ladies, 535 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,817 because the Babylonium is proud to present 536 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:24,212 a very special, one-night-only performance 537 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:28,303 by international burlesque star and chanteuse, 538 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,262 the sensational Polly Amorous. 539 00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:32,655 Who? 540 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,091 My sister Polly. 541 00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:35,049 Wait. 542 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,920 Your sister's a burlesque star. 543 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,835 Things are starting to make a hellish sense now. 544 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,228 [Veronica] In any case, 545 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,970 this is going to be a ladies night only. 546 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,711 No boys allowed. 547 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:47,235 Well, sounds like my kinda night. 548 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,542 So, who's in? 549 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,769 [Jughead] "Scenes dealing with 550 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:02,076 or instruments associated with walking dead, 551 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,513 torture, vampires and vampirism, 552 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:05,819 ghouls, cannibalism, 553 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,777 and werewolfism are prohibited." 554 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,127 Wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. 555 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:14,044 But if Super Duck used wooden stakes to pitch a tent, 556 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:16,133 would that be okay or is that banned, too? 557 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:17,396 Mr. Jones, please. 558 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,049 Clearly, context matters. 559 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,443 And shouldn't you be in class? 560 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:22,792 It's my lunch period, sir. 561 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:26,187 "Suggestive and salacious illustration 562 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:29,103 or suggestive posture is unacceptable"? 563 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,887 Could you be a little more specific 564 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,368 about which postures you mean? 565 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,152 Um, Sister, 566 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,285 uh, perhaps you and the doctor 567 00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:41,071 could, uh, demonstrate for us numbskulls. 568 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,290 Buffoons. 569 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,552 What about this item? 570 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:46,207 "All scenes of horror, excessive bloodshed, 571 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,384 gory or gruesome crimes, depravity, lust, sadism 572 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,604 and masochism shall not be permitted"? 573 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:55,042 This code in its current state violates the First Amendment. 574 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,087 Oh, surely you're not suggesting 575 00:23:57,131 --> 00:24:00,003 that tripe like this is protected by free speech. 576 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,179 Freedom of speech is protection of speech 577 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:04,094 that you don't agree with, Dr. Werthers. 578 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:06,923 What you are advocating for is censorship. 579 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,143 You even wanna ban the word "mystery" 580 00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:10,840 from appearing on our covers. 581 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,363 Mr. Fieldstone, as an educator, 582 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:14,714 I believe this code to be quite even-handed. 583 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,019 Well, I believe it to be 584 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,934 intentionally vague and confusing 585 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,459 so that you can apply it to anything you want to censor. 586 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,505 And who exactly defines what "lurid", 587 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,725 "unsavory" or "perverted" is? 588 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:26,943 Is that you, Dr. Werthers? 589 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,249 Are we done here? 590 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,685 [Jughead] No, we are not done here. 591 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:31,861 We have a counterproposal. 592 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:34,342 In the form of a rating system. 593 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,691 A rating system? 594 00:24:35,735 --> 00:24:37,780 Yes, printed clearly on our covers. 595 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:40,217 A comic might be rated "K" for "Kid" 596 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:43,482 or "T" for "Teen" or "A" for "Adult." 597 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,005 Don't be so naive. 598 00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:47,616 Stamping an "A" for "Adult" on a comic book 599 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,705 would only make it more desirable 600 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,141 for young readers. 601 00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,360 [Featherhead] Riverdale's children and teenagers 602 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:53,666 must be protected. 603 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:54,884 At all costs. 604 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,190 Yeah, you, you keep saying this, 605 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,800 but "protected" from what? 606 00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,280 From the corrupting filth 607 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:01,587 that you and your colleagues peddle, Mr. Jones. 608 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:04,241 Tales of... of murder, lust, sex and violence 609 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:07,244 that would in turn prompt the same in their behavior. 610 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,899 Do you want to know what else has all of those themes? 611 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,162 The Bible, the plays of Shakespeare, 612 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:13,642 Bullfinch's Mythology-- 613 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:15,209 Apples and oranges. 614 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,950 Wrongdoers are punished in the Bible. 615 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,387 Show me one Pep Comic book 616 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,997 that glamorizes violence. 617 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,608 I don't read such depravity. 618 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,523 No, you just burn it. 619 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,699 Gentlemen, Sister, 620 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,570 I think it's time we wrapped this up. 621 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:30,180 Don't you concur? 622 00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:31,921 Wrap it up? We haven't even begun to reach compromise. 623 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,489 This meeting was never a negotiation. 624 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,447 It was offered to you as a courtesy. 625 00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:38,754 All of your competitors have already agreed 626 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:41,322 to comply with our Comic Book Code. 627 00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:44,151 You are, at the moment, the only holdouts. 628 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:47,676 I mean, if you do not abide by our strictures, 629 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,678 then you will not be able to print 630 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:52,855 the Comic Book Code Seal of Approval on your books. 631 00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:54,465 No! No. 632 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,771 Not even Super Duck, 633 00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:58,948 which means that no newsstand in America 634 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:02,561 will sell or even carry your comic books. 635 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,172 They will be relegated to the trash heap, 636 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,305 where they belong. 637 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,787 [dramatic music playing] 638 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,617 I know it's been a busy week, 639 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:18,141 but did you all have a chance to read Howl? 640 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:21,144 Good. Let's open it up for discussion. 641 00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:22,624 What did you all think? 642 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,844 Dynamic and hallucinogenic. 643 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,281 A subterranean toppling of idolatry 644 00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:29,239 and an awakening. 645 00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:30,719 [Ms. Grundy] Very good, Clay. 646 00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:34,462 Archie, what did you think of Ginsberg's poem? 647 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:35,376 I... 648 00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:39,554 couldn't sleep after reading it. 649 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,863 Where does a humdinger like Howleven come from? 650 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:46,169 Well, Allen's lived a lot of life. 651 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:48,215 My husband says, 652 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:51,871 "You can't be a real poet without really... living." 653 00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:53,873 Well, in that case, 654 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,876 I'm never gonna be able to write anything like Howl. 655 00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:59,008 Why would you say that, Archie? 656 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,837 Because look at me, Ms. Grundy. I'm a square. 657 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:03,491 What am I gonna write about? 658 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,972 Jack Kerouac played football in small-town Massachusetts 659 00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:08,322 before going to Columbia to study writing. 660 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,845 [Clay] Maybe it's more about 661 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,891 keeping an open mind about things. 662 00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:14,589 Being open to trying new things, 663 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,853 with different people. 664 00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:22,031 Or more than one person, maybe two. 665 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:24,425 Let me ask you this, Archie. 666 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,515 Have you ever seen the sunrise? 667 00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:29,735 Sure. 668 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:31,388 You mean like waking up early for basketball practice? 669 00:27:31,432 --> 00:27:34,609 No, no, I mean staying up all night. 670 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,567 With your friends, drinking coffee and, 671 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:40,267 and getting into deep philosophical conversations 672 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:44,227 that last until the sky streaks pink and yellow 673 00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:45,576 with the dawn's early light. 674 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,970 My husband and I do that, once a month. 675 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,234 Let me tell you, it is... 676 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:53,889 transcendent. 677 00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:57,414 It's like... being reborn. 678 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,330 Betty, 679 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:01,984 what's your take on Howl? 680 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:05,596 To be honest, Mrs. Grundy, I'm halfway through it, and... 681 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,560 so far, I appreciate how... 682 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:16,433 How it isn't afraid to ask the hard questions? 683 00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:19,001 To have the difficult conversations 684 00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,263 that many of us are... 685 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:23,049 too afraid to even begin? 686 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,105 Lady's Leisure? 687 00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:38,978 Any interesting article-- 688 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:41,937 What can I do for you, Elizabeth? 689 00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:44,505 I came here to see if you wanted to join me 690 00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:46,768 and my gal pals tonight at the Babylonium. 691 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:47,726 [scoffs] 692 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:50,946 Polly's performing. 693 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:54,689 What? 694 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,039 Polly's here? In Riverdale? 695 00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,606 And she's performing? 696 00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,434 She is. I called her. 697 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,133 When were you planning on telling me that my sister 698 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,179 is a world famous burlesque dancer? 699 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,659 Never, if I had my druthers. 700 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:14,535 So is that why you've been so down on me all this time? 701 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:15,841 Are you punishing me 702 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:17,277 for Polly's choices, 703 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,539 or trying to make sure 704 00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:20,715 that I don't follow in her footsteps? 705 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,978 I can't believe your sister's here, performing. 706 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,371 Well, she is. 707 00:29:24,414 --> 00:29:26,242 She's living her life, Mom, 708 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:29,724 without us because you decided to cut her off. 709 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:33,075 Oh, did you know that she's engaged? 710 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:35,295 To a stockbroker. 711 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,560 Don't you want to go to her wedding? 712 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,867 Please, just come to the show tonight, Mom. 713 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:45,871 Imagine what a great surprise that it would be for her, 714 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:49,309 not to mention the best chance we have to... 715 00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:52,138 just be a family again. 716 00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:53,443 In what world 717 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:55,924 would I wanna go and watch my daughter 718 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:58,013 debase herself for dirty old men? 719 00:29:58,057 --> 00:29:59,798 It is not for dirty old men. 720 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,364 It is just for girls. 721 00:30:01,408 --> 00:30:03,192 Well, I don't care if it's for the Virgin Mary. 722 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,021 [sighs] Well, I'm going. 723 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,808 And don't even try to forbid me. 724 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,506 Because I'm proud of Polly 725 00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,464 and I want to support her, 726 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:17,554 and show her that I love and accept her no matter what. 727 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,470 Unlike her mother. 728 00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:28,522 You ready? 729 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:29,436 Ready. 730 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:33,483 [ethereal music playing] 731 00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:40,186 [chuckles softly] 732 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,810 What-- 733 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,944 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! 734 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,815 What are we supposed to do now? 735 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,730 I'm horny as heck! 736 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,212 Me, too, Reg. 737 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,170 Me, too. 738 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:10,825 Wait... 739 00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:14,263 I got an idea. 740 00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,441 Now it's little raunchy, 741 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:19,660 but, I mean, if you're up for it... 742 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:30,062 ♪ Diamonds, pearls ♪ 743 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:33,717 ♪ Emeralds and rings ♪ 744 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,416 Well, well, well. 745 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,680 Looks like Twyla hit the jackpot tonight. 746 00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:42,552 Now, which one of you hunks 747 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:44,815 of Wisconsin man-cheese is coming in first? 748 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:49,124 Or maybe you both wanna come in... 749 00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:51,170 at the same time? 750 00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:13,105 [girls cheering] 751 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:15,498 [jazz music playing] 752 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,413 -Ladies and... -[girls continue cheering] 753 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:18,545 Ladies. 754 00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:23,115 The Babylonium takes great pleasure 755 00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:29,077 in presenting the one, the only, Miss Polly Amorous! 756 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,734 [jazz music playing] 757 00:32:36,128 --> 00:32:38,652 ♪ Curtain up ♪ 758 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:43,352 ♪ Light the lights ♪ 759 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,746 ♪ Play it, boys! ♪ 760 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:52,013 ♪ Ya either got it Or ya ain't ♪ 761 00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:54,624 ♪ And, boys, I got it! ♪ 762 00:32:57,453 --> 00:33:01,109 ♪ Some people got it And make it pay ♪ 763 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:05,505 ♪ Some people Can't even give it away ♪ 764 00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:07,202 ♪ This people's got it ♪ 765 00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:12,947 ♪ And this people's Spreadin' it around ♪ 766 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,775 ♪ You either have it ♪ 767 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,474 ♪ Or you've had it ♪ 768 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,608 ♪ Hello, everybody! ♪ 769 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:23,305 ♪ Mama's talkin' loud ♪ 770 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,003 ♪ Mama's doin' fine ♪ 771 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,874 ♪ Mama's gettin' hot ♪ 772 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,528 ♪ Mama's goin' strong ♪ 773 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:30,312 ♪ Mama's movin' on ♪ 774 00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:31,966 ♪ Mama's all alone ♪ 775 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,446 ♪ Mama doesn't care ♪ 776 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:35,491 ♪ Mama's lettin' loose ♪ 777 00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:36,884 ♪ Mama's got the stuff ♪ 778 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:39,234 ♪ Mama's lettin' go! ♪ 779 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,325 ♪ Why did I do it? ♪ 780 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,853 ♪ Give 'em love And what does it get ya? ♪ 781 00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:52,639 ♪ What does it get ya? ♪ 782 00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:54,858 ♪ One quick look As each of 'em leaves you ♪ 783 00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:59,080 ♪ All your life And what does it get ya? ♪ 784 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,517 ♪ Thanks a lot And out with the garbage ♪ 785 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:04,738 ♪ They take bows And you're battin' zero ♪ 786 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:11,614 ♪ Everything's Coming up roses ♪ 787 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:16,489 ♪ Everything's Coming up roses ♪ 788 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:20,188 ♪ Everything's Coming up roses ♪ 789 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:24,322 ♪ This time for me ♪ 790 00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:27,282 ♪ For me ♪ 791 00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:29,893 ♪ For me! ♪ 792 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,504 ♪ For me! ♪ 793 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:32,809 ♪ For me! ♪ 794 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:33,897 ♪ For me! ♪ 795 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:43,907 ♪ For me! ♪ 796 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,697 [cheering] 797 00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:01,708 Polly, that was spectacular. 798 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:03,231 Oh, it was okay. 799 00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,190 Still working out the kinks. 800 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,539 Well, some of them. 801 00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:07,975 I'm just glad I finally got to see 802 00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:11,370 a bona fide burlesque star in the flesh. 803 00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:14,242 But interestingly, not too much flesh. 804 00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:15,896 Well, that is correct. 805 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:18,159 If you're good enough, you can suggest more than show. 806 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:22,903 Well, you, my dear Miss Amorous are better than good. 807 00:35:22,946 --> 00:35:24,861 I'm just sorry that Mom didn't come. 808 00:35:24,905 --> 00:35:26,820 I really thought that she might rally. 809 00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,953 It's okay. She doesn't believe in what I do. 810 00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:33,087 But that's on her. Not me or you. 811 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,784 Look, Betty, 812 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:37,700 if you take anything from my visit, let it be this. 813 00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:40,660 When you find the thing that you love, 814 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:42,792 just promise me that you'll do it. 815 00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:45,621 No matter what Mom or anybody says. 816 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:48,320 I promise. 817 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:52,802 And I want nothing more than to be your maid of honor. 818 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,283 [Polly] Oh, Betty. 819 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,417 Oh, consider yourself booked. 820 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,772 [gentle music playing] 821 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:09,906 Wow. 822 00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:12,866 Mrs. Grundy was right. 823 00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:17,697 Staying up all night really does make the dawn look... 824 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,828 Different. 825 00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:19,916 Somehow. 826 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:21,962 Yeah. 827 00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:26,053 And now that we've... 828 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:34,235 expanded our horizons... 829 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:35,889 It seems like... 830 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:38,108 anything's possible at this point. 831 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,683 I love you, Reggie. 832 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:50,904 I love you, too, bud. 833 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:03,699 [ominous music playing] 834 00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:14,971 [Penelope] Sweetheart. 835 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,712 Something wrong? 836 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:20,368 Perhaps you should pray on it in the chapel. 837 00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:22,065 I don't get to go as often as I'd like, 838 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:26,722 but when I do I find such comfort there. 839 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:28,594 [scoffs] 840 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:32,380 Toni, I have a question for you. 841 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,687 Do you still have the negatives from our photoshoot? 842 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:37,211 Of course. Why? 843 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,648 My hideous mother 844 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:41,389 and by extension, my father. 845 00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:44,740 I can't keep living at their mercy. 846 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:47,134 I wanna shut them up and shut them down, 847 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,919 once and for all. 848 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:56,883 Didn't hear you come in last night. 849 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,410 I presume Polly's on her way back to New York City? 850 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:03,759 -Yes. -[sighs] 851 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:06,240 And I'm so jealous. 852 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,548 She has... freedom, 853 00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:11,593 a career she loves, 854 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,160 someone in her life who worships her. 855 00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:15,554 That's more than any one of us here can say. 856 00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,556 Don't pick a fight with me, Elizabeth. 857 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:18,731 I'm not in the mood. 858 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,602 So when are you going to stop? 859 00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:24,998 Stop sabotaging our family? 860 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:27,130 -Oh, is that what you think I'm doing? -Well, isn't it? 861 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:31,047 Did you forget when you disowned me as your daughter? 862 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:34,050 -Oh... -You drove Polly away. 863 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:37,010 We couldn't even have one night together, 864 00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:39,229 the three of us, because of your hang-ups. 865 00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:40,361 -Oh-- -You know what? 866 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:44,365 You are a sad, lonely woman. 867 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,411 And it is all your own doing. 868 00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:47,934 But I'll tell you this, Mom, 869 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:50,415 I am not giving you any more power over my life 870 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,155 because you will ruin it. 871 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:54,157 I'm going to do exactly what Polly did. 872 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:57,030 And the second I can leave this town, I'm gone. 873 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:57,944 Fine. 874 00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,772 Go! 875 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:02,731 Oh, you should know, after last night, 876 00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:04,646 I'm thinking of following in Polly's footsteps 877 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,256 and becoming a burlesque dancer, too. 878 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:09,347 Except maybe I'll take off all my clothes. 879 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,174 And then what will you tell your friends? 880 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,829 Or will you just pretend that I don't exist 881 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,657 or that I died tragically? 882 00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:17,093 -Elizabeth-- -It doesn't matter 883 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,834 because I won't be in this house. 884 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:20,314 I will be far away from you 885 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:24,013 doing whatever I want, and you can't stop me. 886 00:39:24,057 --> 00:39:24,927 [Alice grunts] 887 00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:30,933 [dramatic music playing] 888 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,678 [inhales sharply] 889 00:39:45,078 --> 00:39:47,297 I'm surprised it took you this long to do that. 890 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,306 [Veronica] So what happens now? 891 00:39:57,743 --> 00:40:00,963 Well, if we don't follow their code, 892 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:04,402 we can't publish our comics with their "Seal of Approval." 893 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:05,794 And if we can't get that, 894 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,840 then publishers won't print our comics. 895 00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:09,581 Distributors will not ship them, 896 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,409 and newsstands will not sell them. 897 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:15,717 So, we either follow their cock-eyed rules, 898 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:17,545 or we go the way of the dodos. 899 00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:21,593 How could I have been so naive? 900 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:27,816 I, I really thought that there was a way through this. 901 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:30,123 You weren't naive, Jughead. 902 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,040 You were fighting for what's right. 903 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,998 For what this country stands for... 904 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:39,567 or what it's supposed to stand for. 905 00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:42,178 Well, shucks, 906 00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:43,745 who even needs the Russian invasion 907 00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:45,573 when we're happily destroying ourselves? 908 00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:48,620 Don't you worry, Nick Charles, we'll figure something out. 909 00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:49,882 Oh, "we" will? 910 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:52,972 I mean, 911 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:56,062 I just sort of said that 912 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,280 to say something. 913 00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:59,065 [both chuckle] 914 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,722 But here we find ourselves... 915 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,072 once again, 916 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,075 just the two of us. 917 00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,121 We... 918 00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:15,342 kind of blew it last time, didn't we? 919 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:17,997 [both chuckle] 920 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,085 We did. 921 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:23,176 But as I said... 922 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:27,310 here we are again. 923 00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,140 Here we are again. 924 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:41,063 [romantic music playing] 925 00:41:49,332 --> 00:41:50,159 [bell chimes]