1 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:05,038 After my encounter with the crazy cat lady 2 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:06,708 down the hall from Mr. Rayberry's, 3 00:00:06,741 --> 00:00:08,910 I went back to Sheriff Keller. 4 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:10,645 But he wasn't buying what I was selling. 5 00:00:11,713 --> 00:00:14,883 Walk me through this again. 6 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:19,854 Mr. Rayberry's neighbor heard milk bottles the night that he was killed. 7 00:00:19,888 --> 00:00:24,091 Ethel saw a milkman the night that her parents were murdered. 8 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:26,260 So, if you put two and two together, 9 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,395 I think it's no sweat to say 10 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:32,232 that we have a killer milkman at large. 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,067 -Do you agree? -Mr. Rayberry killed himself. 12 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:35,737 We have established that. 13 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:36,971 No, you have established that. I have not established that. 14 00:00:37,005 --> 00:00:38,338 Unless that neighbor 15 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,808 said that they saw someone 16 00:00:40,842 --> 00:00:42,042 dressed as a milkman... 17 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,278 saw, not heard... 18 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,680 then I am not reopening 19 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,381 that case again, Jughead. 20 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,918 So I think it's time that you dropped this, 21 00:00:49,951 --> 00:00:52,185 and don't forget our ban tomorrow night. 22 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,354 Halloween is for kids, right? 23 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,525 It's not for teenagers looking to make trouble. 24 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,161 Rise and shine, Riverdale. 25 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,932 It's October 29, 1955, 26 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:08,335 which means it's high time to get in the mood for Halloween. 27 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,170 Killer milkman in Riverdale? 28 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,139 Better safe than sorry. 29 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,713 I admit, I usually get a better response 30 00:01:51,746 --> 00:01:55,415 when I pull my witch costume out of the mothballs. 31 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,450 What gives? 32 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:58,052 Well, it's not your costume, Vee. 33 00:01:58,086 --> 00:01:59,286 You look... 34 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:03,758 like everything plus. It's just, um... 35 00:02:05,727 --> 00:02:10,364 Riverdale has a funny relationship with Halloween. 36 00:02:11,032 --> 00:02:12,634 Dare I ask? 37 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:16,236 Unfortunately, we don't embrace All Hallows' Eve 38 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,072 the same way Greendale does. 39 00:02:18,106 --> 00:02:20,307 We have rules in Riverdale. 40 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,876 Trick or treating's for kids. 41 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,444 Teenagers aren't allowed into the streets after sundown. 42 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,379 Why not? 43 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,718 There was a, uh... 44 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:35,056 a tragedy a few years back on Halloween night. 45 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:39,459 A carload of Riverdale High students were out raising heck, 46 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,362 and they ran off the road. 47 00:02:43,798 --> 00:02:44,966 They died, all four of them. 48 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,768 Two Vixens, two Bulldogs. 49 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,438 So what are teenagers expected to do on Halloween? 50 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,107 Nothing much. 51 00:02:53,141 --> 00:02:55,610 Stay at home. Hand out candy to ankle biters. 52 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,477 My dad and his officers drive around, 53 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:59,246 make sure no one's cruising the roads, 54 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,782 raising Cain. 55 00:03:00,815 --> 00:03:02,984 Back home in Duck Creek, we never celebrated Halloween. 56 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,687 But teenagers need Halloween. 57 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:10,323 To dress up in costumes and masks and pretend to be someone else. 58 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,293 To be a kid again, even if it's just for a night. 59 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,495 To kiss a girl or a boy in the dark 60 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:18,733 and blame it on the Halloween spirit. 61 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:19,867 To honor the dead. 62 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:22,369 The... The dead? 63 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,405 Back in Los Angeles, my parents used to throw 64 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:28,810 the most lavish costume balls every Halloween night. 65 00:03:28,843 --> 00:03:30,078 Then afterwards, 66 00:03:30,111 --> 00:03:32,613 in the wee hours of November first, 67 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,849 we'd all gather around the family altar, 68 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,517 just the three of us, 69 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:40,454 and light votive candles to honor the dead. 70 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,557 And celebrate Dia de los Muertos. 71 00:03:44,192 --> 00:03:47,795 It was one of our only family traditions. 72 00:03:47,829 --> 00:03:49,597 And my favorite by far. 73 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,202 In any case, it sounds like 74 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,403 our gatekeepers are trying to put the kibosh 75 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,807 on one of the most phantasmagoric nights of the year. 76 00:04:00,842 --> 00:04:03,077 Little do they know, 77 00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:05,312 Halloween is practically my middle name, 78 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:08,649 and I have every intention of celebrating it. 79 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,017 I mean, really, 80 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:12,285 just when you think this town couldn't get any kookier. 81 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,862 Put those milk cartons down! 82 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,496 No! 83 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,299 All right, everyone, listen! 84 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,302 Don't drink fresh milk anymore. 85 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:32,907 Just drink powdered milk. 86 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:41,916 Ethel, how are you? 87 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,917 I'm okay, Jughead. 88 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,352 I miss you. 89 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,821 I miss school. 90 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,156 Gosh, Ethel, 91 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:50,290 I... I don't mean to upset you further, 92 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,626 but there's been another murder. 93 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,360 Do you remember the writer Brad Rayberry? 94 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,462 The guy who wrote November County? 95 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,031 He's your favorite, right? 96 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,431 Yeah, he was. 97 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,934 I was working with him, but I... I... 98 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,369 I suspect that he's part of the milkman murders, 99 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,772 or he was killed by a milkman. 100 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:05,873 Murdered? Why? 101 00:05:05,907 --> 00:05:08,075 Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. 102 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:10,244 Did your parents have any connection to Mr. Rayberry? 103 00:05:10,278 --> 00:05:11,813 No. 104 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:14,115 But this can't be just some big coincidence, can it? 105 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,583 I don't know, Jug. 106 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,251 But you know what I have been noodling on? 107 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:18,252 What? 108 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:20,320 The milkman comic book? 109 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,389 The original one? 110 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:23,991 Maybe whoever wrote it in the first place 111 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:25,358 knows something. 112 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,427 Say, that's a good tip. 113 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,197 -I tell you what, I'm gonna look into that-- -Oh, gosh. 114 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:30,531 Jughead, I gotta go. 115 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:31,799 Sister Woodhouse is giving me the evil eye. 116 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,668 But hopefully, I will see you soon. 117 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:41,676 Yeah. I can't believe you've never experienced 118 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,544 a real Halloween before, Reg. 119 00:05:43,578 --> 00:05:45,680 Uh, just like any other night. 120 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,582 Wake up early the next morning. 121 00:05:48,216 --> 00:05:49,584 Same as always. 122 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,418 So does that mean you've never worn a costume 123 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:52,954 or gone trick or treating before? 124 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:54,622 I've been cow-tipping with my cousin once. 125 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:23,784 ...all right, Betty? 126 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,953 Sorry, what? 127 00:06:25,987 --> 00:06:27,521 I was just saying, 128 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:32,159 since Reggie hasn't had a real Halloween growing up, 129 00:06:32,193 --> 00:06:33,361 why don't we give him one? 130 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,696 Yeah, absolutely. 131 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:38,900 What is a real Halloween anyhow? 132 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:40,534 Well, one, 133 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,069 trick or treating. 134 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,673 Two, visiting a graveyard. 135 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:47,842 And three... 136 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,444 necking in a haunted house. 137 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:57,484 All very possible things to do in a town like Riverdale. 138 00:07:14,035 --> 00:07:15,569 The projection room. 139 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,572 At this hour? 140 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:39,627 And what are you two doing here at the witching hour? 141 00:07:40,962 --> 00:07:42,363 We were just-- 142 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:44,332 We were on our way home from the dark room, 143 00:07:44,365 --> 00:07:45,700 and I forgot my keys earlier, 144 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,467 so we were just swinging by to pick them up. 145 00:07:50,004 --> 00:07:51,471 Well parried, Clay. 146 00:07:53,374 --> 00:07:54,775 What are you doing here? 147 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,280 Some late night brainstorming. 148 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,048 Oh, and I have good news. 149 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:05,186 I know exactly what we're going to do for Halloween night. 150 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:07,288 We're going to host a ghost show 151 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,956 here at the Babylonium. 152 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:11,559 And the powers that be won't be able to object, 153 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,027 as technically, 154 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,963 we'll be keeping the teeny boppers off the streets. 155 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:19,967 I'm thinking 1920s glam for the dress code. 156 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,436 Ginchy idea, no? 157 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:25,940 Yeah, um, what's a ghost show? 158 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,610 It's a little bit of this, a little bit of that. 159 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:33,280 Monsters, movies, burlesque. 160 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:34,648 And then at midnight... 161 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,219 we raise the dead. 162 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,227 Hear ye, hear ye. 163 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:49,363 Come one, come all to the Babylonium's hair-raising 164 00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:51,232 Halloween Burlesque and Ghost Show. 165 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:52,366 One night only. 166 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,367 There will be music. 167 00:08:53,401 --> 00:08:55,069 There will be mayhem. 168 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,805 And then, as Halloween gives way to the Day of the Dead, 169 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,041 there will be a resurrection, 170 00:09:00,074 --> 00:09:03,711 as the four Riverdale High students who oh-so tragically died 171 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,913 on Halloween night all those years ago 172 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:09,216 return from the dead before your very eyes. 173 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:13,487 Get your tickets fast before they vanish without a trace. 174 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,427 Mr. Fieldstone, 175 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,661 do you remember who wrote 176 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,797 the milkman story inside this issue? 177 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,799 I just want to ask him a couple questions. 178 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,434 Kid, I haven't the foggiest. 179 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:30,204 But most of our, uh, Pep Comic freelancers 180 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,473 will be at the annual Halloween office party. 181 00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:34,708 Why don't you come by and sniff around? 182 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,177 You might find the guy. 183 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:38,079 Uh, thanks, Mr. Fieldstone. I'll do just that. 184 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:46,153 So, beauty queen, 185 00:09:46,187 --> 00:09:48,255 any plans for Halloween? 186 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:51,926 Because I was thinking we could spend it together. 187 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,761 Veronica's got me roped into her ghost show, 188 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,296 but it would be a gas 189 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,631 if you joined in on the fun, too. 190 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,301 She's got some sort of floor show planned, 191 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,536 complete with a kickline. 192 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:04,205 That we would perform? 193 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,273 In... In front of people? 194 00:10:06,307 --> 00:10:07,374 Yeah. 195 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:09,910 You and me, and Kevin and Clay. 196 00:10:09,944 --> 00:10:11,612 Don't tell me you have stage fright. 197 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,415 No, but it is tradition that I host a sleepover 198 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,716 for the Vixens every year. 199 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,218 No big whoop. 200 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,420 I just thought Halloween's the one night of the year 201 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,721 where everyone wears a mask, 202 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,857 and people like us, 203 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,459 you and me, and Kevin and Clay, 204 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:26,827 we don't have to, you know. 205 00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:33,100 All right, fellas, bring it in. 206 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:35,035 Just one last thing before we break. 207 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,104 Now, I know Halloween is coming up fast, 208 00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:38,739 and it used to be Bulldog tradition 209 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,641 to go out wilding. 210 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,409 I have one thing to say. 211 00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:43,711 Don't do it. 212 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,212 Not on my watch. 213 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:46,113 Understood? 214 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:49,383 - Understood? - Understood, Coach. 215 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,384 All right, then. 216 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,223 Bravo! 217 00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:58,627 Gold star, fellas. Even I almost believed you. 218 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,427 What are you bugging about, Julian? 219 00:11:00,461 --> 00:11:02,564 It's Halloween, Andrews. 220 00:11:02,597 --> 00:11:03,497 Of course, the Bulldogs 221 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,431 are going out wilding, 222 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,000 despite what Coach says. 223 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,268 Count me out. 224 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:09,470 I'm playing the ghost show at the Babylonium. 225 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,138 No one asked you, greaser. 226 00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:13,608 What about you two? 227 00:11:13,642 --> 00:11:14,708 You coming or what? 228 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,710 No, I'm gonna sit this one out. 229 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,078 I promised my folks 230 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,747 I wouldn't cause trouble while here in Riverdale. 231 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,015 Good God, Mantle. 232 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,950 Let me know when you grow a pair. 233 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,419 For those of you who actually care about tradition 234 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,388 and aren't namby-pamby cream puffs, 235 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:30,824 we're meeting tomorrow night, school parking lot. 236 00:11:31,492 --> 00:11:33,427 At sundown. 237 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:38,132 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. 238 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,301 I still can't fathom 239 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:41,268 that Reggie's never 240 00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:42,469 celebrated Halloween. 241 00:11:42,504 --> 00:11:43,605 Well, go figure. 242 00:11:43,638 --> 00:11:44,705 That's why Archie and I 243 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,073 are showing him what it's like. 244 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,108 In that case, 245 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:48,909 you're excused 246 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,277 from my phantasmagoria 247 00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:51,879 at the Babylonium. 248 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,583 But tell me, Betty, what's your skin in this game? 249 00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:57,384 Because I'm sensing you have some. 250 00:11:57,418 --> 00:12:01,755 Well, I used to get butterflies for Archie. 251 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:02,923 I still do. 252 00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:06,760 But now I think I'm also getting them for Reggie. 253 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,329 You know... 254 00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:12,433 you should use Halloween night 255 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:16,303 to figure out which way your love compass is truly pointing. 256 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,641 And then? 257 00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:22,142 And then, let the spirit move you. 258 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,012 And then, tell me all about it the next day. 259 00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:31,418 So, Cheryl, I've been thinking about tomorrow's slumber party. 260 00:12:31,452 --> 00:12:32,886 I think you and the girls, 261 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,121 instead of sleeping in your bedroom, 262 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,889 should decamp to the grand hall. 263 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,158 It's more open, 264 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:41,630 less opportunity for inappropriate hanky-panky. 265 00:12:41,663 --> 00:12:43,998 Yuck, Mother! I'm trying to eat here. 266 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,905 Just make sure that's good and secure, boys. 267 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,974 I don't want any lawsuits on my hands. 268 00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:55,876 Wise words, Veronica. 269 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,145 Mrs. Cooper. 270 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,050 What a lovely, yet unexpected surprise. 271 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,952 -Hmm. -What can I do for you? 272 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,255 I was in the neighborhood. Just thought I would pop in. 273 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:12,393 How are ticket sales going for your little ghost show? 274 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,861 Briskly. 275 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,730 We should be sold out. 276 00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:17,298 You're new in town, 277 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:20,568 but this is how we celebrate Halloween in Riverdale. 278 00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:22,303 Everyone stays home 279 00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:26,040 and watches Mr. Cooper and I host Shock Theater on RIVW. 280 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,543 We dress up in singed clothes 281 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:31,345 and we introduce old horror flicks, 282 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,013 we have a little banter in between. 283 00:13:33,047 --> 00:13:34,848 - Oh. - It's quite the event. 284 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,817 We really give families a tickle. 285 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:42,056 Well, we're not really expecting a family crowd. 286 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,926 More... teenagers, exclusively. 287 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,797 You like to cause trouble, don't you, Veronica? 288 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,465 You're a natural born rabble-rouser. 289 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,267 I can tell. 290 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:57,739 At any rate, I will allow this little ghost show to happen. 291 00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,306 It's not gonna affect our ratings. 292 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:01,909 But I want you to know, young lady, 293 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,344 you've been put on notice. 294 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,516 Whoa. 295 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,317 Ethel. 296 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:54,194 How the heck did you escape The Sisters of Quiet Mercy? 297 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,799 I started hearing about secret tunnels beneath the nunnery 298 00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,266 right when I got there. 299 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,269 I spent every free moment I had looking for them. 300 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,071 Found them a couple days ago. 301 00:15:04,873 --> 00:15:06,440 It was your call 302 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,376 that gave me the push I needed to make a break for it. 303 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,516 I really couldn't... 304 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,620 bear to be there for another second. 305 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,622 The sisters are cruel, 306 00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:23,558 and abusive. 307 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:26,493 Well, they'll probably come looking for you. 308 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,197 What's your plan? 309 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,465 My birthday is in a couple months. 310 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,767 Once I'm 18, 311 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,134 I won't be a ward of the state anymore, 312 00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:35,870 and I can live on my own. 313 00:15:35,904 --> 00:15:37,839 I just need to make it until then. 314 00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:40,107 Where are you gonna hide out In the meantime? 315 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,042 This place isn't exactly safe, Ethel. 316 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,279 It got ransacked by John Law, remember? 317 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,582 But I do know a place that you could stay. 318 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,618 It's Mr. Rayberry's apartment. 319 00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:52,386 I mean, it's still empty, 320 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,222 and he's got rent paid until the end of the year. 321 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,357 As long as staying in a dead guy's apartment 322 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,726 doesn't give you the heebie-jeebies. 323 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,027 It could be haunted. 324 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,297 I would rather ghosts than the sisters. 325 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,132 Well, then you're made in the shade. 326 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,433 And I can go down to the five-and-dime 327 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:07,968 and get you a cheap Halloween mask, 328 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,436 so you can walk the streets incognito. 329 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,905 Once we get to the Halloween party, 330 00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:12,740 you won't have to worry about the fuzz. 331 00:16:12,774 --> 00:16:14,975 And you could help me suss out who wrote that milkman comic. 332 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,076 How's that sound? 333 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,588 Yes, Midge, how can I help you? 334 00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:29,156 Do you have a special request for the sleepover? 335 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,993 Um... that's the thing. I... 336 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:38,800 I wanted to see if I might be excused from the slumber party. 337 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:42,202 You see, Fangs is performing at Veronica's ghost show, 338 00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:45,072 and it would be gangbusters to see him. 339 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,910 Midge, with all due respect to your greaser boyfriend, 340 00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:50,645 this is a Vixen tradition. 341 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:53,046 The center must hold. 342 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,518 Of course, I... I figured as much. 343 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,186 But I had to at least try. 344 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:02,557 Wait. 345 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,661 As it happens, 346 00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:10,097 I, too, am intrigued by Veronica's midnight burlesque. 347 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:15,537 So if I asked Evelyn to host the slumber party 348 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,872 and you know that witchy witch would, 349 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,575 and we went to the Babylonium, 350 00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:25,145 we can never ever speak 351 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,115 of what we did or saw at the ghost show. 352 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,685 I'd be okay with that. 353 00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:34,522 I'm good at keeping secrets. 354 00:17:35,623 --> 00:17:37,224 Me, too, dear Midge. 355 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:44,097 Perhaps it's time we both confide in each other. 356 00:17:44,866 --> 00:17:47,802 Maybe on Halloween night, 357 00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:49,269 after the festivities? 358 00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:52,707 I'm on pins and needles. 359 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,048 Mr. Jones, 360 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,617 are you aware that your friend Ethel Muggs went missing last night? 361 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:05,720 She escaped from The Sisters of Quiet Mercy. 362 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,120 Ain't that a bite? 363 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,223 No, no, I had no idea. 364 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,159 So if we searched your train car, 365 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,427 she wouldn't be there? 366 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,462 Oh, please, go ahead. Door's unlocked. 367 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,766 Uh, but, uh, if you could just not trash it like you did last time. 368 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,536 The place is practically The Waldorf now. 369 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:23,403 Can I go? 370 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,982 Dang. 371 00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:36,316 Your mom's costume work is top notch. 372 00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:40,120 Yeah, she was keen to do it. 373 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,123 Started to get the weeps 'cause she said it was probably the last time 374 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,892 she'll be sewing Halloween costumes. 375 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,260 Until she has grandkids. 376 00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:51,699 What do you think Betty's going as? 377 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:52,634 Maybe a princess? 378 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,939 Or Rosie the Riveter? 379 00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:01,441 Man, I can't believe how much she knows about fixing up cars. 380 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,345 Yeah, how'd that happen anyway? 381 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,582 Her fixing your jalopy. 382 00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,250 Did you ask or did... 383 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,853 -Did she offer? -Nah, she offered. 384 00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:16,057 But the truth is, I was kind of getting vibes off her. 385 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,893 You know? Vibrations. 386 00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:23,430 Well, trust me, I know. 387 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,933 If I'm being honest, I've been getting vibes from Betty 388 00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:28,368 since way before you got to town, so... 389 00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:30,972 And I still am. 390 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:39,047 You don't think Betty wants to make it 391 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,548 with one of us tonight, do you? 392 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,917 I hadn't considered that, 393 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:43,885 but... 394 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:48,221 She ain't blind. 395 00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:54,494 Well, she might want to get with me, Reg. 396 00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:56,363 Like I said, we do have a history. 397 00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:59,499 Yeah... 398 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:01,435 Well... 399 00:20:03,805 --> 00:20:04,972 Let's make a pact then. 400 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,743 If something goes on between Betty and one of us, 401 00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:12,446 as soon as we start feeling which way she's leaning, 402 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,882 then the other guy peels off and vamooses. 403 00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:17,350 What do you say? 404 00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:22,222 You got yourself a deal there, Buck Rogers. 405 00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:48,448 Jughead! 406 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,187 Welcome to the Madhouse of Mystery. 407 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:56,356 Who's your friend? Or should I say fiend? 408 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,992 Bernie, this is Ethel. 409 00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,894 You-- you may have met. She's been here a couple times. 410 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,629 Hi. Happy Halloween. 411 00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:02,697 And to you! 412 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:06,466 Uh, get yourself a snootful and settle in. 413 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,703 It's gonna be a crazy night. 414 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:14,142 Okay, let's enter the fray. 415 00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,878 Ask around. See if anyone knows about the origin of the milkman comic. 416 00:21:21,215 --> 00:21:24,118 Good evening, ghouls and boils, 417 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,653 to what I'm sure will be 418 00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:29,891 the most electrifying night of your life. 419 00:21:29,924 --> 00:21:31,592 I'm your host... 420 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,795 Well, thanks for volunteering to be our kid tonight, Dilton. 421 00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:36,197 Yeah, Doiley. You're really going above and beyond your duties as waterboy. 422 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,732 It's no sweat, fellas. 423 00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:40,300 It's kind of hard to say no to a girl like Betty. 424 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,318 Well, boys, how do I look? 425 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:04,457 Wow! Gee whiz, Betty, you look... tremendous. 426 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,260 Ring the bell. I'm knocked out. 427 00:22:06,294 --> 00:22:08,395 Who are you supposed to be? 428 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,431 Goldilocks, of course. 429 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,868 You know, she couldn't decide on a bed, 430 00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:15,703 so she tried all three. 431 00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:22,375 Shall we head out and see where the night takes us? 432 00:22:29,984 --> 00:22:32,787 A doctor of dentistry. 433 00:22:34,255 --> 00:22:36,090 Well, what are you complaining about? 434 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:48,035 Trick or treat! 435 00:23:00,948 --> 00:23:02,817 -Whoo! -Yeah! 436 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:06,354 That's it. I'm going home. 437 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:09,523 Wait, Dilton. We're just getting started. 438 00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:11,491 I'm dressed as a pumpkin head, 439 00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:15,129 and Julian and those clowns have baseball bats. 440 00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:16,163 I'm doneski. 441 00:23:16,197 --> 00:23:17,531 It's okay, Dilton. 442 00:23:17,565 --> 00:23:18,900 You've been a swell sport tonight. 443 00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:20,268 You can go home. 444 00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:22,402 Yeah, we've got a cemetery to get to anyhow. 445 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,449 You made the scene. 446 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,618 As promised. 447 00:24:10,651 --> 00:24:12,720 Well, you look fab as a flapper. 448 00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:14,855 How did it shake out with the rest of the Vixens? 449 00:24:14,889 --> 00:24:16,590 As far as anyone else is concerned, 450 00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:19,126 Midge and I have been stricken with a 24-hour influenza 451 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,561 and we're self-quarantining. 452 00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:22,530 Well, it means a lot to me that you came 453 00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:24,432 and that you're willing to perform. 454 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,067 Veronica is over the moon about it. 455 00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:28,636 So am I. 456 00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:31,038 Well, as you say, it's Halloween. 457 00:24:31,072 --> 00:24:33,741 If we can't let our masks slip tonight, then when can we? 458 00:24:33,774 --> 00:24:35,843 Come on, let's get you ready. 459 00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:51,726 So, Randall, you didn't write The Milkman Cometh? 460 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,694 No, but I sure wish I had. 461 00:24:53,728 --> 00:24:55,596 Best story Pep published last year. 462 00:24:56,697 --> 00:24:58,099 Sorry I can't be more help. 463 00:24:58,132 --> 00:25:00,468 Jonah, did you write The Milkman Cometh? 464 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,902 No, and between us, 465 00:25:01,936 --> 00:25:03,204 I didn't think it was such great shakes either. 466 00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:07,008 Did you write The Milkman Cometh? 467 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,242 Or do you know who did? 468 00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:09,477 The Milkman? 469 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,312 Yeah. That was one of Ted's stories. 470 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:12,880 -Ted? -Ted Sullivan. 471 00:25:12,913 --> 00:25:16,283 -Journeyman writer. -Ted. Ted Sullivan? 472 00:25:16,317 --> 00:25:17,218 Is he here? 473 00:25:17,251 --> 00:25:18,919 Uh, no. 474 00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:20,621 Ted's dead. 475 00:25:20,654 --> 00:25:22,289 A few weeks after his milkman story was published, 476 00:25:22,323 --> 00:25:24,525 they found him kaput in his apartment. 477 00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:26,260 Dead? How? 478 00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:27,895 Hung himself, 479 00:25:27,928 --> 00:25:29,497 left a note saying he'd never write 480 00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:31,999 another story as good as the milkman one. 481 00:25:32,033 --> 00:25:34,735 It's a metaphor. A critique of America. 482 00:25:34,769 --> 00:25:37,638 It's saying that the enemy is us. 483 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:38,806 What are you talking about? 484 00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:44,645 The enemy is here at home. 485 00:25:45,514 --> 00:25:47,081 It's not Mother Russia. 486 00:25:47,114 --> 00:25:48,082 It's not the communists. 487 00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:49,850 It's not the Axis of Evil. 488 00:25:49,884 --> 00:25:51,052 It's us. 489 00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:53,120 We're the enemies. 490 00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:56,690 Wholesome, conforming, homogenous America. 491 00:26:10,805 --> 00:26:13,140 You know why wolves howl, don't you? 492 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:14,442 To attract a mate. 493 00:26:14,475 --> 00:26:16,545 And how do you know that? 494 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:19,246 We've got lots of wolves in Duck Creek. 495 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,281 Packs and packs of them. 496 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:25,886 Well, must have made it 497 00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:29,590 pretty scary growing up there. 498 00:26:29,623 --> 00:26:31,625 More like exciting. 499 00:26:31,659 --> 00:26:32,927 Hmm. 500 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,995 Though they never caused me any trouble. 501 00:26:35,029 --> 00:26:38,833 Maybe because they recognized a fellow... 502 00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:40,835 alpha. 503 00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,172 Is that what you think you are? 504 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,942 An alpha? 505 00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:50,277 Uh... 506 00:26:52,146 --> 00:26:55,182 Damn. Julian and his goons are still out. 507 00:26:56,817 --> 00:26:58,319 Well, that's not good. 508 00:27:00,821 --> 00:27:03,324 Wonder where the rest of our wolf pack is. 509 00:27:11,265 --> 00:27:13,234 Gosh, Archie, I'm so sorry. 510 00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:15,069 I didn't even think about the fact that-- 511 00:27:15,102 --> 00:27:16,203 It's okay. 512 00:27:16,237 --> 00:27:17,104 I'm okay. 513 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,374 I was just thinking about how my mom and dad 514 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:22,009 used to take us trick or treating. 515 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:23,578 Remember that? 516 00:27:23,612 --> 00:27:25,514 Of course. 517 00:27:25,547 --> 00:27:28,115 You remember the year we dressed as Becky Thatcher and Tom Sawyer? 518 00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:29,518 Of course I do. 519 00:27:29,551 --> 00:27:32,119 I went barefoot, stepped on a nail. 520 00:27:34,623 --> 00:27:35,689 Right. 521 00:27:37,258 --> 00:27:40,027 We've been friends for a really long time. 522 00:27:42,696 --> 00:27:43,797 Yeah, we have been. 523 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,301 Feels like I've known you my entire life. 524 00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:52,273 I feel the same way. 525 00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:03,117 Hey, so where's this haunted house, anyway? 526 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,855 Well, come on and let me show you the way. 527 00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,423 If you're brave enough. 528 00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:25,072 So this is where it happened. 529 00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:27,274 The murder you guys were telling me about. 530 00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:29,410 Yes. 531 00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:33,480 It's hard to imagine your life ending so... 532 00:28:35,216 --> 00:28:38,752 suddenly, violently. 533 00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:41,623 My dad used to say, "Seize the day." 534 00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:45,426 Like, is your next moment gonna be your last before the big chill? 535 00:28:45,459 --> 00:28:49,430 I'm gonna go see if there's any Eleven-Up in the refrigerator. 536 00:28:54,636 --> 00:28:55,869 Hey... 537 00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:58,038 I'm gonna cut out of here. 538 00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:00,741 No, you don't have to do that. 539 00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:02,209 Come on, Andrews. 540 00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:05,879 I saw you two in the cemetery holding hands. 541 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:09,250 You don't need a seismograph to pick up those vibrations. 542 00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:11,352 Okay, Reg. If you say so. 543 00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:13,020 I do. 544 00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:18,792 Well, they're warm, 545 00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:22,830 but I found some orange sodas in the icebox. 546 00:29:22,863 --> 00:29:24,532 Where'd Reggie go? 547 00:29:24,566 --> 00:29:26,433 Oh, he got tired. 548 00:29:27,401 --> 00:29:28,802 Called it a night. 549 00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,104 That's too bad. 550 00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:33,974 Yeah, isn't it? 551 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:37,111 Gals and ghouls. 552 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:39,246 Thank you all for coming out tonight. 553 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,048 In just a few minutes, 554 00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:43,217 we'll be screening our midnight feature, Frankenstein, 555 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:46,320 starring my godfather, Boris Karloff. 556 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:48,155 But before we do that, 557 00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:51,458 you were all promised a resurrection tonight and a floor show. 558 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,894 Well, Veronica Lodge, 559 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:56,897 or should I say Victoria Frankenstein, 560 00:29:56,930 --> 00:29:58,832 keeps her promises. 561 00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:00,568 So without further ado, 562 00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:03,337 I give you the electrifying return 563 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:06,340 of the four dead Riverdale High students. 564 00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:07,709 So enjoy. 565 00:30:07,742 --> 00:30:09,977 And don't dream it, friends. 566 00:30:10,679 --> 00:30:11,845 Be it. 567 00:34:20,862 --> 00:34:23,397 Well, well, well. 568 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:26,066 If it isn't Mantle the magnificent. 569 00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:27,835 I'm just walking home, Julian. 570 00:34:27,869 --> 00:34:29,202 Oh, come on. 571 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:32,272 Don't be such a stick in the mud. 572 00:34:32,306 --> 00:34:34,141 We're going across the bridge to Greendale 573 00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:35,610 to raise some hell. Hop in. 574 00:34:36,945 --> 00:34:38,111 Come on. Join the fun. 575 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:42,482 Unless you've got something better to do. 576 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:46,588 Move over. 577 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:49,122 Attaboy. 578 00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:03,071 Well, here we are, I guess. 579 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,607 Here we are, just the two of us. 580 00:35:10,511 --> 00:35:12,714 I'm really nervous. 581 00:35:14,515 --> 00:35:16,183 And I think I wanna kiss you. 582 00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:19,286 I feel exactly the same way. 583 00:35:31,365 --> 00:35:32,700 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 584 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:33,868 There's someone out there. 585 00:35:37,404 --> 00:35:39,206 There's no one out there. What did he look like? 586 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,474 This is gonna sound Looney Tunes, 587 00:35:40,508 --> 00:35:43,343 but he looked like a... a milkman. 588 00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:45,245 -A milkman? -Let's just go, Arch. 589 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:46,648 Let's... let's go. 590 00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:50,551 All right, let's punch it. 591 00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:00,762 Well, gents, 592 00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:03,765 looks like we had ourselves a smashing success. 593 00:36:03,798 --> 00:36:05,298 For the ages. 594 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,735 I was in on the gag, and even I had goose pimples. 595 00:36:07,769 --> 00:36:09,302 All of which makes me think. 596 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:13,107 What if we institute a weekly midnight movie, 597 00:36:13,141 --> 00:36:14,307 a monster flick, 598 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:16,410 or something fun and campy? 599 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:17,812 It sounds like a gas. 600 00:36:18,746 --> 00:36:20,715 But, uh, Veronica, 601 00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:23,718 Kevin and I, we, um... 602 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:26,854 wanted to talk to you about something. 603 00:36:27,889 --> 00:36:28,756 Oh. 604 00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:30,558 What's that? 605 00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:34,962 How long have you been living at the Babylonium 606 00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:37,197 and... and why? 607 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,866 Is it trouble with your parents? 608 00:36:41,569 --> 00:36:44,038 Look at you two Hardy Boys. 609 00:36:44,072 --> 00:36:47,407 All right, you fellas got wise to me. 610 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:50,978 I am staying here. 611 00:36:51,012 --> 00:36:53,081 But there isn't a problem. 612 00:36:53,114 --> 00:36:54,816 There's nothing wrong. 613 00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:59,120 The Pembrooke is merely undergoing renovations. 614 00:36:59,153 --> 00:37:00,688 That's all. 615 00:37:00,722 --> 00:37:03,057 I'll be back in my regular digs before Thanksgiving. 616 00:37:03,091 --> 00:37:04,357 Now skedaddle. 617 00:37:11,298 --> 00:37:13,333 And truly, everything's peachy. 618 00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:19,874 Midge, Fangs... 619 00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:22,977 I don't know what to say about your happy news, except congratulations. 620 00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:26,581 Oh, Cheryl, I've been dying to tell you the truth for ages. 621 00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:29,217 Well, of course your secret is safe with me. 622 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,451 Not to take anything away from my honey bun, 623 00:37:31,485 --> 00:37:35,056 but you two had a pretty big moment during the floor show. 624 00:37:35,089 --> 00:37:36,924 That was some kiss. 625 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:38,126 Yeah, I'm not complaining, 626 00:37:38,159 --> 00:37:39,459 but it was pretty brazen, Cheryl. 627 00:37:39,493 --> 00:37:41,495 If I'm ever challenged about it, 628 00:37:41,529 --> 00:37:44,732 I will simply explain that I was possessed 629 00:37:44,766 --> 00:37:46,734 by the Halloween spirit. 630 00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:49,570 Can I just say that I'm really happy that us four put our masks away? 631 00:37:49,604 --> 00:37:52,439 Even if it was only for one short, magical night. 632 00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:56,409 I wholeheartedly concur. 633 00:38:11,391 --> 00:38:14,662 Well, despite our boogeyman ending, 634 00:38:14,695 --> 00:38:17,698 this was the best Halloween of my entire life, Betty Cooper. 635 00:38:17,732 --> 00:38:18,733 Mine, too. 636 00:38:25,807 --> 00:38:26,707 Elizabeth? 637 00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:28,441 Mrs. Cooper? 638 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:29,877 Why are you out so late? 639 00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:33,247 Mom, I thought you weren't my mother anymore. 640 00:38:33,281 --> 00:38:35,583 I'm not, but you still live in this house, 641 00:38:35,616 --> 00:38:38,451 so get your butt inside right this instant! 642 00:38:46,694 --> 00:38:47,562 Get! 643 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,366 Damn it. 644 00:40:01,335 --> 00:40:02,970 Do you want to come in? 645 00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:06,574 Oh, I... I would, but I'm pretty tuckered out. 646 00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:08,009 Plus, I haven't fed Hot Dog tonight, 647 00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:09,010 so I'll just see you tomorrow. 648 00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:11,712 Or later today, I guess. 649 00:40:14,048 --> 00:40:14,916 Is that hunky-dory? 650 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:16,884 Yeah. 651 00:40:18,019 --> 00:40:20,154 Sure. Good night, Jug. 652 00:40:20,187 --> 00:40:21,155 Good night. 653 00:40:39,907 --> 00:40:40,775 Oh... 654 00:40:40,808 --> 00:40:42,109 I thought you were the milkman. 655 00:40:42,710 --> 00:40:43,744 Milkman? 656 00:40:43,778 --> 00:40:45,346 I heard his bottles earlier today. 657 00:40:45,379 --> 00:40:46,714 I thought he might have come back. 658 00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:48,448 You heard his... 659 00:40:53,421 --> 00:40:54,522 Ethel! 660 00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:05,900 Jeepers. 661 00:41:12,273 --> 00:41:15,343 I told everyone it was a milkman. 662 00:41:18,212 --> 00:41:21,048 Archie. Archie, wake up. 663 00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:22,016 Archie, wake up. 664 00:41:23,617 --> 00:41:25,152 Come on, get dressed. 665 00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:27,788 Uncle Frank, what's wrong? 666 00:41:27,822 --> 00:41:29,924 There's been some kind of accident. 667 00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:32,727 Car full of Bulldogs went off the bridge and into Sweetwater River. 668 00:41:35,696 --> 00:41:37,598 When was that? Are there any survivors? 669 00:41:38,232 --> 00:41:40,134 We don't know yet.