1 00:00:01,009 --> 00:00:02,449 [KEVIN] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:02,452 --> 00:00:04,468 I want to be more than just your errand boy. 3 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:05,921 Or casual hookup. 4 00:00:05,924 --> 00:00:07,588 I want to matter, Ronnie. 5 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:10,517 I just went through a wrenching breakup. 6 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:11,756 I'm taking things slow. 7 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:13,350 [JOSIE]Sweet Pea, I told you that 8 00:00:13,353 --> 00:00:15,762 our summer fling was gonna be just that, a fling. 9 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:16,847 Can I kiss you? 10 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,492 Archie... 11 00:00:18,495 --> 00:00:21,362 I can't spend all my time cooped up in that house. 12 00:00:21,365 --> 00:00:23,687 It sounds like you regret moving in with me. 13 00:00:25,372 --> 00:00:27,247 I've been hearing rumors that you moved to town 14 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,417 to take the drug trade from Hiram Lodge. 15 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:32,347 It's about time the Joneses got a taste of the American dream. 16 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:33,528 What are you gonna do now? 17 00:00:33,531 --> 00:00:35,407 [JUGHEAD] Protect my dad and run my mom out of town. 18 00:00:35,409 --> 00:00:36,408 Do you want to help? 19 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,323 Brother Kevin. 20 00:00:37,326 --> 00:00:41,605 [BETTY] Groups like the Farm prey on emotionally vulnerable people. 21 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,726 [CHERYL] Midge was murdered during your production of Carrie. 22 00:00:43,728 --> 00:00:45,618 This year's musical is Heathers. 23 00:00:45,621 --> 00:00:46,657 Any questions? 24 00:00:48,305 --> 00:00:49,849 Heathers: The Musical? 25 00:00:49,852 --> 00:00:51,360 Now how, in God's name, 26 00:00:51,363 --> 00:00:54,105 is a play about teen violence and suicide 27 00:00:54,108 --> 00:00:55,816 a good idea in Riverdale, 28 00:00:55,819 --> 00:00:58,130 especially after the tragedy of last year's musical? 29 00:00:58,133 --> 00:00:59,860 Please, Mayor Lodge. 30 00:00:59,863 --> 00:01:03,407 Yes, Heathers deals with teen alienation and desperation, 31 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:07,098 but its characters long for simpler, more innocent times. 32 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,801 It's ultimate message is a rejection of nihilism. 33 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:11,954 If you'll just listen to the lyrics of the first song. 34 00:01:11,957 --> 00:01:13,081 Evelyn. 35 00:01:13,084 --> 00:01:14,643 ["BEAUTIFUL" PLAYING] 36 00:01:14,646 --> 00:01:17,337 ♪ We were so tiny ♪ ♪ Happy and shiny ♪ 37 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:19,605 ♪ Playing tag ♪ ♪ And getting chased ♪ 38 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,125 ♪ Then we got bigger ♪ ♪ That was the trigger ♪ 39 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,252 ♪ Like the Huns invading Rome ♪ 40 00:01:30,115 --> 00:01:32,707 ♪ Welcome to my school ♪ ♪ This ain't no high school ♪ 41 00:01:32,709 --> 00:01:35,302 ♪ This is the Thunderdome ♪ 42 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:40,650 ♪ But I know, I know ♪ ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 43 00:01:40,653 --> 00:01:45,457 ♪ I pray, I pray ♪ ♪ For a better way ♪ 44 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:50,296 ♪ If we changed back then ♪ ♪ We could change again ♪ 45 00:01:50,299 --> 00:01:53,610 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 46 00:01:54,954 --> 00:01:56,794 - ♪ Just not today ♪ - Dweeb. 47 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,880 ♪ Things will get better ♪ ♪ Soon as my letter ♪ 48 00:02:03,882 --> 00:02:06,233 ♪ Comes from Harvard Duke or Brown ♪ 49 00:02:06,235 --> 00:02:08,927 ♪ Wake from this coma ♪ ♪ Take my diploma ♪ 50 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,762 ♪ Then I can blow this town ♪ 51 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:15,391 ♪ Dream of ivy-covered walls ♪ ♪ And smoky French cafés ♪ 52 00:02:15,393 --> 00:02:17,936 ♪ Fight the urge ♪ ♪ To strike a match 53 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:21,323 ♪ And set this dump ablaze ♪ 54 00:02:21,325 --> 00:02:24,826 ♪ But I know, I know, I know ♪ 55 00:02:24,828 --> 00:02:26,661 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 56 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:29,572 ♪ I pray, I pray, I pray ♪ 57 00:02:29,574 --> 00:02:31,258 ♪ For a better way ♪ 58 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:33,594 ♪ We were kind before ♪ 59 00:02:33,596 --> 00:02:36,371 ♪ We can be kind once more ♪ 60 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:39,349 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 61 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,436 ♪ Just not today ♪ 62 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:45,931 I had a dream I was searching for a needle in a haystack. 63 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,465 Care to interpret, Dr. Freud? 64 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,509 Your plan's a good one, Jug. 65 00:02:49,511 --> 00:02:52,595 Your mom can't start dealing drugs without a lab to make them in. 66 00:02:52,597 --> 00:02:54,127 So you find the lab, shut it down, 67 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:57,286 and stop her before she gets a toehold. 68 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:59,408 That's the goal for the week. 69 00:02:59,411 --> 00:03:02,858 ♪ And I know, I know ♪ 70 00:03:02,861 --> 00:03:04,815 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 71 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:07,795 ♪ I pray, I pray ♪ 72 00:03:07,797 --> 00:03:09,371 ♪ For a better way ♪ 73 00:03:09,373 --> 00:03:11,739 ♪ We were kind before ♪ 74 00:03:11,741 --> 00:03:14,492 ♪ We can be kind once more ♪ 75 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:17,596 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 76 00:03:18,882 --> 00:03:20,766 ♪ Just not today ♪ 77 00:03:22,386 --> 00:03:24,959 Look, listen, you guys don't know 78 00:03:24,962 --> 00:03:27,629 what your kids are thinking, what they're dealing with. 79 00:03:27,632 --> 00:03:29,351 [ALL] ♪ Why do they hate me? 80 00:03:29,354 --> 00:03:30,687 ♪ Why don't I fight back? ♪ 81 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:32,652 ♪ Why do I act ♪ ♪ Like such a creep? ♪ 82 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:34,137 ♪ Why won't she date me? ♪ 83 00:03:34,139 --> 00:03:35,564 [BOTH] ♪ Why did I hit him? ♪ 84 00:03:35,566 --> 00:03:37,765 [ALL] ♪ Why do I cry myself to sleep? ♪ 85 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:39,350 ♪ Somebody hug me ♪ 86 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,685 ♪ Somebody fix me ♪ 87 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:41,899 ♪ Somebody save me ♪ 88 00:03:41,902 --> 00:03:43,118 ♪ Send me a sign, God ♪ 89 00:03:43,121 --> 00:03:44,361 ♪ Give me some hope, here ♪ 90 00:03:44,364 --> 00:03:48,700 ♪ Something to live for ♪ 91 00:03:48,703 --> 00:03:51,504 Are all of you this miserable? 92 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:55,769 Well, there is Cheryl Blossom, floating above it all as Heather Chandler. 93 00:03:57,829 --> 00:04:05,352 [GIRLS] ♪ Ah, Heather, Heather and Heather ♪ 94 00:04:05,354 --> 00:04:08,433 She was a real mess after her breakup with Toni, 95 00:04:08,436 --> 00:04:11,455 but then she gave herself the role of HBIC. 96 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,601 Veronica and Betty are playing the other Heathers, 97 00:04:13,604 --> 00:04:14,886 Heather McNamara and Heather Duke. 98 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,680 But Cheryl's the mythic bitch. 99 00:04:17,682 --> 00:04:20,683 ♪ And you know, you know, you know 100 00:04:20,685 --> 00:04:22,369 ♪ This could be beautiful ♪ 101 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:25,157 ♪ Mascara maybe some lip gloss ♪ 102 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,614 ♪ And we're on our way ♪ 103 00:04:26,617 --> 00:04:28,524 ♪ Get this girl some blush ♪ 104 00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:30,744 ♪ And, Heather, I need your brush ♪ 105 00:04:30,746 --> 00:04:32,528 ♪ Let's make me beautiful ♪ 106 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:34,214 [VERONICA] ♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ 107 00:04:34,216 --> 00:04:35,740 ♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ 108 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,801 [ALL] ♪ Beautiful ♪ 109 00:04:37,804 --> 00:04:39,071 ♪ Okay? ♪ 110 00:04:39,172 --> 00:04:40,732 [BOTH] ♪ Okay ♪ 111 00:04:42,232 --> 00:04:43,547 ♪ Out of my way, geek ♪ 112 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:44,733 ♪ I don't want trouble ♪ 113 00:04:44,736 --> 00:04:46,967 ♪ You're gonna die at 3:00 p.m. ♪ 114 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:48,253 ♪ Don't you dare touch me ♪ 115 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,355 ♪ Get away, pervert ♪ 116 00:04:49,358 --> 00:04:51,565 ♪ What did I ever do to them? ♪ 117 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:52,900 [ALL] ♪ Who could survive this? ♪ 118 00:04:52,902 --> 00:04:54,067 ♪ I can't escape this ♪ 119 00:04:54,069 --> 00:04:55,903 ♪ I think I'm dying ♪ 120 00:04:55,905 --> 00:04:59,722 ♪ And you know, you know, you know ♪ 121 00:04:59,724 --> 00:05:01,909 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 122 00:05:01,911 --> 00:05:05,263 [GIRLS] ♪ You hope, you dream, you pray ♪ 123 00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:07,396 ♪ And you get your way ♪ 124 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:09,917 ♪ Ask me how it feels ♪ 125 00:05:09,919 --> 00:05:13,253 ♪ Looking like hell on wheels ♪ 126 00:05:13,255 --> 00:05:15,029 ♪ My God, it's beautiful ♪ 127 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:16,781 [ALL] ♪ Beautiful ♪ 128 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,574 ♪ I might be beautiful ♪ 129 00:05:18,576 --> 00:05:20,135 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 130 00:05:20,137 --> 00:05:24,172 ♪ And when you're beautiful ♪ 131 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:30,918 ♪ It's a beautiful fricking day ♪ 132 00:05:32,214 --> 00:05:33,650 Greetings, Heathers family. 133 00:05:33,653 --> 00:05:37,276 Now, before we start today, there's been a slight change to our creative team. 134 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:41,306 You all know Evelyn Evernever has been helping me produce the musical. 135 00:05:41,315 --> 00:05:44,500 But I've also asked Evelyn to step up and be my co-director. 136 00:05:47,272 --> 00:05:49,248 Yay! So fun! 137 00:05:49,686 --> 00:05:51,011 What? 138 00:05:51,014 --> 00:05:55,035 Kevin, no, you always direct the musical alone. 139 00:05:55,038 --> 00:05:58,614 Which has been incredibly stressful, Betty. 140 00:05:58,616 --> 00:06:00,968 Especially after last year's events. 141 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:04,454 [SIGHS] Can we just not talk about Midge? 142 00:06:04,456 --> 00:06:06,106 - Please? - No. 143 00:06:06,109 --> 00:06:09,386 How about we do a rundown of everybody's parts, catch Evelyn up to speed? 144 00:06:09,389 --> 00:06:11,720 I'm playing Veronica Sawyer, 145 00:06:11,722 --> 00:06:14,630 outcast turned Heather turned outcast again. 146 00:06:14,632 --> 00:06:18,560 Hi, I'm Sweet Pea. Um, playing JD, 147 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:21,058 Veronica Sawyer's bad boy love interest. 148 00:06:21,061 --> 00:06:22,176 Reggie Mantle. 149 00:06:22,179 --> 00:06:24,054 AKA jock Ram Sweeney. 150 00:06:24,057 --> 00:06:25,826 Gonna bro it up with my bud Arch here, 151 00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:30,163 just two single straight dudes doing some theater. 152 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:33,524 Given how much dancing there is in Heathers, 153 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,042 Evelyn and I felt we should bring on a choreographer, 154 00:06:36,045 --> 00:06:39,263 so give a big Heathers hello 155 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,991 to Riverdale's resident fly girl, Toni Topaz! 156 00:06:42,994 --> 00:06:44,428 [STUDENTS APPLAUDING] 157 00:06:46,926 --> 00:06:48,458 [ALL CHEERING] 158 00:06:48,461 --> 00:06:52,186 Um, does anyone have a chainsaw, because what the... 159 00:06:52,189 --> 00:06:55,551 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 160 00:06:58,727 --> 00:07:01,737 [EVELYN] Everything in your lives matters. 161 00:07:01,739 --> 00:07:06,700 There are universal truths within each of your personal experiences. 162 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:10,561 A you inside of me, a me inside of you. 163 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,873 In rehearsal, we are going to explore 164 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:15,259 our own personal traumas and experiences 165 00:07:15,262 --> 00:07:17,412 and exercise them through our art. 166 00:07:17,415 --> 00:07:18,712 [CLAPS] All right, 167 00:07:18,714 --> 00:07:20,405 Cheryl, Veronica, Betty, "Candy Store," 168 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,300 set and costumes are ready. Go get changed. 169 00:07:23,302 --> 00:07:25,785 So this number is about the Heathers's 170 00:07:25,787 --> 00:07:27,888 undeniable power. 171 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:31,648 Each of you can get anything you want at any time. 172 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:34,693 So really unleash that force. 173 00:07:34,696 --> 00:07:37,229 We'll all start with some simple steps. 174 00:07:37,232 --> 00:07:38,899 Yeah, we got it, thanks. 175 00:07:38,901 --> 00:07:42,069 Uh, Toni has some fantastic choreo. 176 00:07:42,071 --> 00:07:43,207 How very. 177 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:44,441 But my Heathers and I have already worked out 178 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:45,949 our own choreography 179 00:07:45,952 --> 00:07:49,863 Come on, Cheryl. I'm trying to be professional here, can you not? 180 00:07:49,866 --> 00:07:51,810 Are we gonna have a problem? 181 00:07:51,813 --> 00:07:53,409 ["CANDY STORE" PLAYING] 182 00:07:58,570 --> 00:08:00,495 - [GIRLS] ♪ I like ♪ - ♪ Looking hot ♪ 183 00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:02,155 ♪ Buying stuff they cannot ♪ 184 00:08:02,157 --> 00:08:03,039 ♪ I like ♪ 185 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:04,040 ♪ Drinking hard ♪ 186 00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:05,408 ♪ Maxing Dad's credit card ♪ 187 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:06,299 ♪ I like ♪ 188 00:08:06,302 --> 00:08:07,299 ♪ Skipping gym ♪ 189 00:08:07,302 --> 00:08:08,952 ♪ Scaring her, screwing him ♪ 190 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:09,838 ♪ I like ♪ 191 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:10,913 ♪ Killer clothes ♪ 192 00:08:10,915 --> 00:08:12,653 ♪ Kicking nerds in the nose ♪ 193 00:08:12,656 --> 00:08:14,322 ♪ If you lack the juice ♪ 194 00:08:14,325 --> 00:08:16,000 ♪ Go play Duck, Duck, Goose ♪ 195 00:08:16,003 --> 00:08:18,419 ♪ Let your mommy ♪ ♪ Fix you ice cream ♪ 196 00:08:18,422 --> 00:08:19,438 ♪ Whoa ♪ 197 00:08:19,441 --> 00:08:21,182 ♪ Or come hang with me ♪ 198 00:08:21,184 --> 00:08:22,890 ♪ And tonight will be ♪ 199 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,302 ♪ Dirty dancing ♪ ♪ With the football team ♪ 200 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:28,347 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 201 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:31,631 ♪ Honey, what you waiting for? ♪ 202 00:08:31,634 --> 00:08:34,788 ♪ Welcome to my candy store ♪ 203 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:40,568 ♪ It's time for you to prove ♪ ♪ You're not a loser anymore ♪ 204 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:43,788 ♪ And step into ♪ ♪ My candy store ♪ 205 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,782 ♪ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! ♪ 206 00:08:46,784 --> 00:08:50,495 ♪ Oh, honey what you waiting for? ♪ 207 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,807 ♪ Welcome to my candy store ♪ 208 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:59,220 ♪ You just got to prove ♪ ♪ You're not a doorknob anymore ♪ 209 00:08:59,222 --> 00:09:02,023 ♪ Then step into ♪ ♪ My candy store ♪ 210 00:09:04,135 --> 00:09:05,888 ♪ You can join the team ♪ 211 00:09:05,891 --> 00:09:07,512 ♪ Or you can bitch and moan ♪ 212 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,230 ♪ You can live the dream ♪ 213 00:09:09,232 --> 00:09:11,057 ♪ Or you can die alone ♪ 214 00:09:11,059 --> 00:09:12,850 ♪ You can fly with eagles ♪ 215 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:16,068 ♪ Of if you prefer ♪ ♪ Keep on testing me ♪ 216 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:18,271 ♪ And end up like her ♪ 217 00:09:18,274 --> 00:09:20,959 ♪ Whoa ♪ 218 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,818 ♪ Honey, what you waiting for... ♪ 219 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:24,120 Shut up, Toni! 220 00:09:24,122 --> 00:09:27,615 ♪ Step into my candy store ♪ 221 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:33,037 ♪ Time for you to prove ♪ ♪ You're not a lame ass anymore ♪ 222 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:35,515 ♪ Then step into ♪ ♪ My candy store ♪ 223 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,208 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 224 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,685 ♪ It's my candy ♪ 225 00:09:38,687 --> 00:09:40,448 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 226 00:09:40,451 --> 00:09:42,189 ♪ It's my candy ♪ 227 00:09:42,191 --> 00:09:44,040 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 228 00:09:44,142 --> 00:09:49,029 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 229 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:55,911 I know what you're up to. 230 00:09:57,188 --> 00:09:58,880 Lowering Sweet Pea's solo? 231 00:09:58,883 --> 00:10:00,091 Cute. 232 00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:03,618 This entire musical is just 233 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:06,129 one big recruitment drive for you, isn't it? 234 00:10:06,131 --> 00:10:08,698 I'm sorry, I don't follow. 235 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,409 The Farm is sponsoring the play. 236 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,879 You strong-armed your way into co-directing. 237 00:10:13,882 --> 00:10:18,225 Your "warm-up" sermons? "Exercising trauma through art" 238 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,544 screams cult recruitment. 239 00:10:21,546 --> 00:10:23,730 Betty, 240 00:10:23,739 --> 00:10:25,614 dissect these trust issues. 241 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:32,738 The Farm is producing and I'm co-directing the musical 242 00:10:32,741 --> 00:10:34,904 for one simple reason. 243 00:10:34,907 --> 00:10:36,326 To have big fun. 244 00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:40,675 In fact... 245 00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:42,856 Yeah. Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 246 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,450 Everyone, hi. 247 00:10:44,452 --> 00:10:46,160 Um, I know that cast parties 248 00:10:46,162 --> 00:10:48,255 are usually after opening night, 249 00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:52,025 but the Farm will be hosting a little get-together tonight 250 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,284 - at the former Sisters of Quiet Mercy... - Sweet. 251 00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:58,350 And, um, I know it may seem a little weird or methody, 252 00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,600 but come in costume. 253 00:11:00,602 --> 00:11:03,061 [ALL WHOOPING] 254 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,940 [BOY] Let's go. 255 00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:10,020 Anything big come over the radio today? 256 00:11:10,023 --> 00:11:13,186 Yeah, as a matter of fact, there were a string of pharmacy break-ins 257 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:14,447 and, uh... 258 00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:19,268 Wasn't sure I was going to tell you this, but, uh, 259 00:11:19,271 --> 00:11:20,704 Tent City was ransacked. 260 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:22,956 Our old trailer was stolen. 261 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:29,256 Wait, missing pharmaceuticals and a stolen house on wheels? 262 00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:30,558 I mean, doesn't that sound like 263 00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:32,456 the makings of a mobile drug lab? 264 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,857 It's possible, sure. 265 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,612 I mean, Riverdale's filled with a lot of desperate folks. 266 00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,672 Maybe the Serpents and I can help you look for it. 267 00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:39,975 What, the trailer? 268 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,758 Boy, it was worthless. 269 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,927 Well, not to me. 270 00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,754 That was our home for how many years? 271 00:11:46,756 --> 00:11:47,814 Too many. 272 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,890 Just popping in to change. 273 00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,640 There's a cast party tonight. 274 00:11:57,642 --> 00:11:58,683 Don't wait up. 275 00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,840 Uh, Veronica, 276 00:11:59,843 --> 00:12:01,760 we have to talk. 277 00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:06,708 Your mother and I are separating. 278 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:07,772 What? 279 00:12:08,912 --> 00:12:10,337 No, you're not. 280 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,743 Very funny. 281 00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:14,469 Um... 282 00:12:15,242 --> 00:12:18,076 I'll be staying at the Five Seasons indefinitely. 283 00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:19,837 Wait, what is happening? 284 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,214 It's already been decided. 285 00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:25,012 We wanted to tell you in person. 286 00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:29,269 No, Daddy... 287 00:12:29,272 --> 00:12:32,702 Whatever this is, we can figure it out as a family. Just... 288 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,236 Can someone please tell me what's going on? 289 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:38,677 Ask your mother. 290 00:12:42,301 --> 00:12:43,536 [DOOR CLOSES] 291 00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:48,083 Mom? 292 00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:51,703 He knows, Veronica. 293 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:52,954 Knows what? 294 00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,877 The truth. 295 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,610 He knows I sold the drugs out from under him while he was in the hospital. 296 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:10,845 What are you gonna do? 297 00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:12,188 I'm gonna take a bath. 298 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:14,901 [SNIFFLES] 299 00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:17,859 You have fun with your friends. 300 00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:21,390 [VERONICA] Well, given the night I've been having, 301 00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:23,868 I, for one, could use a libation, so... 302 00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:25,895 Salud. 303 00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:27,438 [CHUCKLES] 304 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,416 - I'll take one. - That's the spirit. 305 00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:31,065 - [MUSIC PLAYING] - [BOYS WHOOPING] 306 00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:34,778 I wonder what your father Edgar would say about all this, Evelyn. 307 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,923 No need to wonder. 308 00:13:36,925 --> 00:13:38,758 ♪ Dad says "Act your age" ♪ 309 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,076 ♪ You heard the boss ♪ ♪ It's time to rage ♪ 310 00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,929 ♪ Blast the bass ♪ ♪ Turn out the light ♪ 311 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:45,098 ♪ ain't nobody home tonight ♪ 312 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,175 ♪ Get down, it's all cool ♪ 313 00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:49,126 ♪ Jump right in ♪ ♪ My heated pool ♪ 314 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,086 ♪ Punch the wall ♪ ♪ And start a fight ♪ 315 00:13:51,088 --> 00:13:53,148 ♪ Ain't nobody home tonight ♪ 316 00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:54,482 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 317 00:13:54,484 --> 00:13:56,350 ♪ The folks are gone ♪ 318 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,093 ♪ It's time for big fun ♪ 319 00:13:58,095 --> 00:13:59,398 ♪ Big fun ♪ 320 00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:02,240 ♪ We're up till dawn ♪ ♪ Having some big fun ♪ 321 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,524 ♪ Big fun ♪ 322 00:14:03,526 --> 00:14:05,285 ♪ It's time to overflow ♪ 323 00:14:05,287 --> 00:14:07,269 ♪ That hot tub on the patio ♪ 324 00:14:07,271 --> 00:14:08,562 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 325 00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:09,456 ♪ Big fun ♪ 326 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,815 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 327 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,483 - ♪ Whoo ♪ - Veronica, 328 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,335 you are looking good tonight. 329 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:19,428 ♪ A hot guy smiled at me ♪ 330 00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:21,634 ♪ Without a trace of mockery ♪ 331 00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,619 ♪ Brainiac cleans up all right ♪ 332 00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:25,638 ♪ Veronica is hot tonight ♪ 333 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,623 ♪ This night's all a blur ♪ 334 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,667 ♪ How did I get so popular? ♪ 335 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,728 ♪ Don't get close ♪ ♪ You might ignite ♪ 336 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,813 ♪ Veronica is hot tonight ♪ 337 00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,723 ♪ Dreams are coming true ♪ 338 00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,800 ♪ When people laugh ♪ ♪ But not at you ♪ 339 00:14:37,802 --> 00:14:39,819 ♪ I'm not alone, I'm not afraid ♪ 340 00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:43,231 ♪ I feel like Bono at Live Aid ♪ 341 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,349 ♪ Big fun! Big fun! ♪ 342 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,642 ♪ Big Fun ♪ 343 00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:47,827 I'm actually having... 344 00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:51,122 ♪ Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! ♪ 345 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,334 ♪ The party's hot, hot, hot ♪ 346 00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:55,835 ♪ It's time for big fun ♪ 347 00:14:55,837 --> 00:14:56,911 ♪ Big fun ♪ 348 00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:58,171 ♪ You need a Jell-O shot ♪ 349 00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:00,030 ♪ We're having big fun ♪ 350 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,323 ♪ Big fun ♪ 351 00:15:05,162 --> 00:15:07,346 ♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 352 00:15:07,432 --> 00:15:09,432 ♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 353 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:14,388 I can't believe she actually came. 354 00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:16,481 I need a refill. 355 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,735 It's time to let everything go. 356 00:15:20,737 --> 00:15:22,278 Follow my lead. 357 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,777 ♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 358 00:15:24,849 --> 00:15:26,724 ♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 359 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,642 ♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 360 00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:29,894 ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 361 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,704 ♪ The folks are gone ♪ 362 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:33,373 ♪ It's time for big fun ♪ 363 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,615 ♪ Big fun ♪ 364 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:36,025 ♪ We're up till dawn ♪ 365 00:15:36,027 --> 00:15:37,618 ♪ Having some big fun ♪ 366 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:38,619 ♪ Big fun ♪ 367 00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:40,454 ♪ Our folks got no clue ♪ 368 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,656 ♪ 'Bout half the stuff ♪ ♪ Their children do♪ 369 00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:43,807 ♪ Big fun ♪ 370 00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:44,884 ♪ Big fun ♪ 371 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:45,920 ♪ Big fun ♪ 372 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:46,886 ♪ Big fun ♪ 373 00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:47,962 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 374 00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:50,598 ♪ Big fun ♪ 375 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,633 ♪ Whoo ♪ 376 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:53,704 [BOY] All right. 377 00:15:54,982 --> 00:15:56,354 Can I confess something? 378 00:15:57,525 --> 00:15:59,922 I was afraid this was never gonna happen again. 379 00:16:01,235 --> 00:16:03,402 Me too. 380 00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:06,055 But maybe you and me are meant to be together. 381 00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:07,866 Maybe we're end game. 382 00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,055 Reggie... 383 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,023 [EVELYN] Hungry, Kevin? 384 00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:18,453 Here. 385 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:21,570 It's an organic brownie with farm-grown maple mushrooms baked in. 386 00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:22,922 - Oh! - Try it. 387 00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:24,966 They're... transformative. 388 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,124 Enjoy the ride. 389 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,931 With a big gulp of water. 390 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,308 Fountain's in the hall. 391 00:16:47,376 --> 00:16:49,990 _ 392 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:04,122 So last night was big fun. 393 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,599 But... 394 00:17:05,602 --> 00:17:07,686 now it's time to dig deep. 395 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,785 So, we're each gonna share something 396 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:11,804 that we've never told anyone before. 397 00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:14,432 Big or small. 398 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:18,853 So, does no one have a burden that the rest of us can help shoulder? 399 00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:20,407 [SIGHS] 400 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,786 I'm being haunted by Midge's ghost. 401 00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:25,968 I've been thinking about her all the time since rehearsals started and I just... I just 402 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:28,265 - feel so guilty. - I've been seeing her, too. 403 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:33,246 Not her ghost. But in nightmares. 404 00:17:33,249 --> 00:17:34,677 [EVELYN CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 405 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,187 How beautiful. 406 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,656 [SIGHS] 407 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,201 Through revealing their truth, these two young men have 408 00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:44,528 found an unexpected connection, 409 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,085 perhaps more. 410 00:17:46,088 --> 00:17:47,382 So, um, 411 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:49,825 who would like to go next? 412 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,368 I've got something. 413 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,703 I know 414 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,788 it was just supposed to be a summer fling, 415 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,516 - and, uh, she didn't want a relationship. - [SIGHS] 416 00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:59,710 But I did. So it really blew to see Archie and Josie 417 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,170 getting cozy last night. 418 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:02,890 Arch, 419 00:18:02,893 --> 00:18:05,144 - are you and Josie dating? - Well, I mean... 420 00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:07,652 [JOSIE] Uh... 421 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,839 - [REGGIE] Did you know about this? - What? 422 00:18:09,842 --> 00:18:11,655 No, I had no idea. 423 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,608 [REGGIE] The fact that your ex-boo has a new girlfriend 424 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:17,369 has nothing to do with you suddenly being all-in with me? 425 00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:18,802 Veronica? 426 00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:20,164 Anything to share? 427 00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:25,673 I just found out that my parents are separating. 428 00:18:27,162 --> 00:18:29,687 My family's unconventional, to say the least, 429 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,665 but I always thought, no matter what, they'd 430 00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:33,928 stay together. 431 00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:39,934 And that is what we in the theater call a breakthrough. 432 00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:47,016 So, I guess people know about us now. 433 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,234 Yup. 434 00:18:48,236 --> 00:18:50,408 He's a real class-act, that Sweet Pea. 435 00:18:50,411 --> 00:18:52,219 Josie, is it such a bad thing? 436 00:18:52,222 --> 00:18:54,680 Why not make it official? Why not be boyfriend and girlfriend? 437 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:56,100 Archie... 438 00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,421 Okay. 439 00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:01,063 The other day, 440 00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:03,115 when you asked how we got together, 441 00:19:03,117 --> 00:19:04,121 we were lonely. 442 00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,917 It's not exactly a strong bedrock. 443 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,486 [ARCHIE] That's what you think we are? 444 00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:09,488 Just lonely souls, filling the void? 445 00:19:15,204 --> 00:19:16,670 So that's the real reason. 446 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:19,098 You wanted to get back together because 447 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,600 your parents are splitsville. 448 00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,478 Why didn't you tell me? 449 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,919 I wanted to ignore it. 450 00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:28,059 To feel better. 451 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:31,132 You make me feel better. 452 00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:33,095 [SIGHS] 453 00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:34,628 I know how it must seem. 454 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,775 And I would understand if you never wanted to talk to me again. 455 00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:39,356 That's not what I'm saying. 456 00:19:40,488 --> 00:19:43,478 And truly, it sucks about your folks, 457 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,080 but I don't think this is something we should be doing right now. 458 00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,390 [REGGIE SIGHS] 459 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,918 What's your damage, Child of the Corn? 460 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:13,667 I just thought you might want to see what's happening in the hall. 461 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,350 Um, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? 462 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,353 You're wearing my signature color. 463 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,832 You don't own the color red. 464 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,357 Red existed before you. 465 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,817 Not at Riverdale High. 466 00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:31,170 Here, I invented red. 467 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,131 I am red. 468 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,091 [SNAPS FINGERS] 469 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,086 Sorry, 470 00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:42,156 but this school's not big enough for both of us. faux-Pink Lady. 471 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,027 And I was here first. 472 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,745 So go to Centerville High. 473 00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:49,302 Or Westerberg. I don't care. 474 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:52,932 But you have until first bell Monday 475 00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:56,930 to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls. 476 00:20:56,933 --> 00:20:58,197 Copy? 477 00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,582 ["DEAD GIRL WALKING" PLAYING] 478 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:17,382 ♪ The demon queen ♪ ♪ Of high school has decreed it ♪ 479 00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:22,371 ♪ She says Monday, 8:00 a.m. I'll be deleted ♪ 480 00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:24,965 ♪ They'll hunt me down in study hall ♪ 481 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:27,301 ♪ Stuff and mount me on the wall ♪ 482 00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:28,557 ♪ Thirty hours to live ♪ 483 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,421 ♪ How shall I spend them? ♪ 484 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,049 ♪ I'll jump right on ♪ ♪ My motorbike ♪ 485 00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:35,217 Or... 486 00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:38,738 ♪ Here's an option that I like ♪ 487 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,931 ♪ Spend these 30 hours ♪ 488 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:44,860 ♪ Getting freaky ♪ 489 00:21:44,862 --> 00:21:49,657 ♪ All hope is gone ♪ ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 490 00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:54,444 ♪ I'm on your lawn ♪ ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 491 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,280 ♪ Before they punch my clock ♪ 492 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,925 ♪ I'm snapping off ♪ ♪ Your window lock ♪ 493 00:21:58,927 --> 00:22:00,501 ♪ Got no time to knock ♪ 494 00:22:00,503 --> 00:22:04,288 ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 495 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,631 Uh, Toni, Peaches. What's going on? 496 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,043 Shh. 497 00:22:10,045 --> 00:22:14,398 ♪ Had to see you ♪ ♪ Hope I didn't wake you ♪ 498 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,186 ♪ But I intend to hold you ♪ ♪ Till I break you ♪ 499 00:22:19,188 --> 00:22:21,471 ♪ 'Cause Cheryl says I got to go ♪ 500 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:23,783 ♪ You're my last meal ♪ ♪ On death row ♪ 501 00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:27,703 ♪ Shut your mouth ♪ ♪ And lose them tightie-whities ♪ 502 00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:41,792 ♪ And you know, you know, you know ♪ 503 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,785 ♪ It's cause you're beautiful ♪ 504 00:22:43,787 --> 00:22:46,496 ♪ You say you're numb inside ♪ 505 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,881 ♪ But I can't agree ♪ 506 00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:50,217 ♪ So the world's unfair ♪ 507 00:22:50,219 --> 00:22:53,304 ♪ Keep it locked out there ♪ 508 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:55,731 ♪ In here it's beautiful ♪ 509 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,345 ♪ Let's make this beautiful ♪ 510 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,471 [BOTH] That works for me. 511 00:23:02,473 --> 00:23:03,625 - Stop. - [RECORD SCRATCHES] 512 00:23:03,628 --> 00:23:04,844 Stop. 513 00:23:04,847 --> 00:23:06,233 I'm sorry. 514 00:23:06,235 --> 00:23:08,275 I shouldn't have brought you guys here. 515 00:23:09,394 --> 00:23:10,691 I can't do this. 516 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:17,291 [JUGHEAD] Sweet Pea and Fangs are on musical detail, 517 00:23:17,294 --> 00:23:19,154 but the rest of you have your groups and grids. 518 00:23:19,156 --> 00:23:20,893 Scour the area, find the trailer. 519 00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:24,606 Now, if I'm right, it's being used as a drug lab, and we need to shut it down. 520 00:23:24,609 --> 00:23:26,870 First sight of it, you call me ASAP. Okay? 521 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,389 [SERPENTS AGREEING] 522 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,210 Do you want to go hunting with me tonight? 523 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,856 I wish, but I heard from... 524 00:23:36,858 --> 00:23:39,600 Well, Eavesdropping Evelyn called a closed rehearsal 525 00:23:39,602 --> 00:23:42,278 for select cast members in the Gargoyle Chamber. 526 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,865 Can I borrow your camera? 527 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,786 ["OUR LOVE IS GOD' PLAYING] 528 00:23:53,524 --> 00:23:55,666 [EVELYN] ♪ They made you cry ♪ 529 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:59,787 ♪ But that will end tonight ♪ 530 00:23:59,789 --> 00:24:02,864 ♪ We'll burn it down and then ♪ 531 00:24:02,866 --> 00:24:06,868 ♪ We'll build the world again ♪ 532 00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:08,530 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 533 00:24:10,925 --> 00:24:13,583 [BOTH] ♪ We can start ♪ ♪ And finish wars ♪ 534 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,312 ♪ We're what killed ♪ ♪ The dinosaurs ♪ 535 00:24:16,314 --> 00:24:21,567 ♪ We're the asteroid ♪ ♪ That's overdue ♪ 536 00:24:21,569 --> 00:24:25,387 ♪ The new world needed room ♪ ♪ For me and you ♪ 537 00:24:25,389 --> 00:24:26,738 [CAMERA CLICKING] 538 00:24:29,309 --> 00:24:30,951 ♪ I worship you ♪ 539 00:24:32,154 --> 00:24:35,230 ♪ I'd trade my life for yours ♪ 540 00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:38,108 ♪ They all will disappear ♪ 541 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,068 ♪ We'll plant our garden here ♪ 542 00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:43,572 ♪ Plant our garden here ♪ 543 00:24:43,574 --> 00:24:45,782 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 544 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:47,835 ♪ May the one become many ♪ 545 00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:49,477 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 546 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:52,759 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 547 00:24:52,842 --> 00:24:54,784 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 548 00:24:54,877 --> 00:24:56,111 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 549 00:24:56,178 --> 00:24:57,469 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 550 00:24:57,573 --> 00:24:58,804 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 551 00:24:58,878 --> 00:25:01,298 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 552 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,770 [CONTINUES CLICKING] 553 00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:14,161 [GRUNTING] 554 00:25:25,221 --> 00:25:26,428 Hey. 555 00:25:26,533 --> 00:25:27,708 Hey. 556 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,251 You got my text. You came. 557 00:25:29,254 --> 00:25:30,971 Um... 558 00:25:30,974 --> 00:25:32,304 I wanted to talk to you. 559 00:25:32,306 --> 00:25:33,420 Wait. 560 00:25:34,842 --> 00:25:36,073 Can I go first? 561 00:25:38,498 --> 00:25:40,504 Look, if you don't want to be in a relationship 562 00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:42,464 because you're not into me, then that's fine. 563 00:25:42,466 --> 00:25:44,799 But if you do like me... 564 00:25:44,801 --> 00:25:47,636 Then let's start figuring out what we are, 565 00:25:47,638 --> 00:25:50,022 and what we can be to each other. 566 00:25:50,024 --> 00:25:51,218 For real, 567 00:25:51,221 --> 00:25:53,582 let's clean the slate and let's fight for this. 568 00:25:54,278 --> 00:25:55,318 Let's fight for us. 569 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:01,741 ["FIGHT FOR ME" PLAYING] 570 00:26:01,744 --> 00:26:05,305 ♪ Hey, Mr. No-Name Kid ♪ 571 00:26:05,308 --> 00:26:08,339 ♪ So who might you be? ♪ 572 00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:12,219 ♪ And could you fight for me? ♪ 573 00:26:12,221 --> 00:26:16,256 ♪ And, hey ♪ ♪ Could you face the crowd? ♪ 574 00:26:16,258 --> 00:26:23,588 ♪ Could you be seen with me ♪ ♪ And still act proud? ♪ 575 00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:27,509 ♪ Hey, could you hold my hand ♪ 576 00:26:27,511 --> 00:26:30,938 ♪ And could I carry you ♪ 577 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:33,699 ♪ Through no man's land? ♪ 578 00:26:33,701 --> 00:26:38,204 ♪ It's fine ♪ ♪ If you don't agree ♪ 579 00:26:38,206 --> 00:26:42,208 ♪ But I would fight for you ♪ 580 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:48,330 ♪ If you would fight for me ♪ 581 00:26:48,332 --> 00:26:52,367 ♪ Well, whoa ♪ ♪ You can punch real good ♪ 582 00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:58,480 ♪ You've lasted longer ♪ ♪ Than I thought you would ♪ 583 00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:02,269 ♪ So, hey, Mr. No-Name Kid ♪ 584 00:27:02,271 --> 00:27:07,733 ♪ If some night you're free ♪ 585 00:27:12,154 --> 00:27:17,792 ♪ Wanna fight for me? ♪ 586 00:27:18,895 --> 00:27:23,398 ♪ If we're still alive ♪ 587 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,379 ♪ I would fight for you ♪ 588 00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:34,802 ♪ If you would fight for me ♪ 589 00:27:41,752 --> 00:27:42,904 Check that out. 590 00:27:42,907 --> 00:27:44,198 Principal Weatherbee, 591 00:27:44,201 --> 00:27:47,874 Heathers is being used to indoctrinate students into a cult. 592 00:27:48,955 --> 00:27:51,517 It looks like these two boys are simply rehearsing. 593 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,753 [BETTY] No. 594 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:56,773 No, no, this is part of a religious ceremony. 595 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:57,869 A ritual. 596 00:27:57,872 --> 00:28:00,768 The Farm's a fully sanctioned club, Ms. Cooper. 597 00:28:00,771 --> 00:28:03,813 Approved by me, after I read Edgar's doctrines. 598 00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:06,320 Which, I must say, I found quite 599 00:28:06,323 --> 00:28:08,069 fascinating 600 00:28:08,072 --> 00:28:09,446 and appealing. 601 00:28:10,836 --> 00:28:12,489 [BETTY] Jug, you'll never believe this, 602 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:15,634 but I think Weatherbee is part of the Farm. 603 00:28:15,636 --> 00:28:17,619 [JUGHEAD] Yeah, well, I have news, too. 604 00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:19,876 Can you meet me at Junkyard Steve's, ASAP? 605 00:28:25,313 --> 00:28:27,021 What is that, drain cleaner? 606 00:28:28,057 --> 00:28:29,315 [TONI] No. 607 00:28:30,893 --> 00:28:32,539 It's an olive branch. 608 00:28:36,824 --> 00:28:38,774 So you're here to beg for clemency? 609 00:28:38,776 --> 00:28:40,246 No. [SIGHS] 610 00:28:40,249 --> 00:28:41,749 For us. 611 00:28:41,752 --> 00:28:43,776 What are we doing? 612 00:28:43,779 --> 00:28:46,255 What are we even fighting about? 613 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:50,965 Babe, what was love like in your family? 614 00:28:53,439 --> 00:28:54,873 It was 615 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,853 all or nothing. 616 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,661 Pure adoration or distilled hate. 617 00:29:03,664 --> 00:29:06,373 Thornhill was a den of shadows, 618 00:29:06,376 --> 00:29:08,187 and Jay-Jay was my only light. 619 00:29:09,673 --> 00:29:11,764 And 620 00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:14,217 he died, 621 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,403 and it was dark again. 622 00:29:16,413 --> 00:29:17,696 Until you. 623 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,518 Then it felt like you were disappearing on me. 624 00:29:21,521 --> 00:29:23,136 But I'm not gone. 625 00:29:24,855 --> 00:29:26,081 I'm right here. 626 00:29:26,957 --> 00:29:29,322 And maybe 627 00:29:29,325 --> 00:29:31,707 it's not too late for us. 628 00:29:33,895 --> 00:29:35,417 [JUGHEAD] Tonsils called it in. 629 00:29:38,886 --> 00:29:39,927 Oh, my God. 630 00:29:41,222 --> 00:29:42,741 This was my childhood home. 631 00:29:45,801 --> 00:29:47,101 My mom destroyed it. 632 00:29:55,552 --> 00:29:57,472 And how the hell did it get here? 633 00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:01,296 When did our lives go 634 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,210 from worry about who was going to sit net to us 635 00:30:03,213 --> 00:30:05,823 on the bus to drug lord mothers? [SCOFFS] 636 00:30:06,688 --> 00:30:08,872 And serial killer fathers. 637 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,918 And unstoppable cults. 638 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,495 [KEVIN] This is the emotional climax of the musical. 639 00:30:15,497 --> 00:30:19,647 "Seventeen" captures the longing all the characters feel for what they've lost, 640 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,791 their teen innocence. 641 00:30:21,794 --> 00:30:25,264 [PLAYING "SEVENTEEN"] 642 00:30:29,151 --> 00:30:30,793 What are we gonna do? 643 00:30:33,392 --> 00:30:34,732 [JUGHEAD CRYING] 644 00:30:36,609 --> 00:30:39,277 I've got a crazy idea. [SIGHS] 645 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,304 ♪ Let's be normal ♪ 646 00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,972 ♪ See bad movies ♪ 647 00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:45,475 ♪ Sneak a beer and watch TV ♪ 648 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:48,620 ♪ We'll bake brownies ♪ ♪ Or go bowling ♪ 649 00:30:48,622 --> 00:30:54,126 ♪ Don't you want ♪ ♪ A life with me? ♪ 650 00:30:54,134 --> 00:30:59,548 ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 651 00:31:00,834 --> 00:31:05,145 ♪ That's all I want to do ♪ 652 00:31:07,216 --> 00:31:11,477 ♪ If you could let me in ♪ 653 00:31:11,479 --> 00:31:15,564 ♪ I could be good with you ♪ 654 00:31:16,558 --> 00:31:18,174 ♪ People hurt us ♪ 655 00:31:18,176 --> 00:31:19,818 ♪ Or they vanish ♪ 656 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:22,971 ♪ And you're right ♪ ♪ That really blows ♪ 657 00:31:22,973 --> 00:31:24,490 ♪ But we let go ♪ 658 00:31:24,492 --> 00:31:26,182 ♪ Take a deep breath ♪ 659 00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:29,236 ♪ And go buy ♪ ♪ Some summer clothes ♪ 660 00:31:29,238 --> 00:31:30,812 ♪ We'll go camping ♪ 661 00:31:30,814 --> 00:31:32,313 ♪ Play some poker ♪ 662 00:31:32,315 --> 00:31:35,667 ♪ And we'll eat ♪ ♪ Some chili fries ♪ 663 00:31:35,669 --> 00:31:38,578 ♪ Maybe prom night ♪ ♪ Maybe dancing ♪ 664 00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:41,792 ♪ Don't stop looking in my eyes ♪ 665 00:31:41,795 --> 00:31:44,250 ♪ Your eyes ♪ 666 00:31:44,253 --> 00:31:50,331 ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 667 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:56,754 ♪ Is that so hard to do? ♪ 668 00:31:56,756 --> 00:32:00,842 ♪ If you could let me in ♪ 669 00:32:00,844 --> 00:32:07,682 ♪ I could be good with you ♪ 670 00:32:07,684 --> 00:32:13,938 ♪ Let us be 17 ♪ 671 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:20,028 ♪ If we still got the right ♪ 672 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:24,124 ♪ So, what's it gonna be? ♪ 673 00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,742 ♪ I want to be with you ♪ 674 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:28,181 [BOTH] ♪ I want to be with you ♪ 675 00:32:28,184 --> 00:32:35,081 [ALL] ♪ Tonight ♪ 676 00:32:44,479 --> 00:32:46,765 ♪ You're the one ♪ 677 00:32:46,768 --> 00:32:53,690 ♪ I choose ♪ 678 00:33:01,432 --> 00:33:02,907 [1940S MUSIC PLAYING] 679 00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:07,918 Maybe... 680 00:33:09,329 --> 00:33:11,666 Maybe we can steal the trailer back 681 00:33:11,669 --> 00:33:13,290 while everyone's at the play. 682 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:16,186 Arch can lend me the keys to his dad's truck, and I can just move it, 683 00:33:16,189 --> 00:33:17,429 get it out of my mom's hands. 684 00:33:18,592 --> 00:33:21,842 Is this idea maybe more emotional than practical? 685 00:33:23,227 --> 00:33:25,547 Because another thing that you could do is... 686 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:26,518 What? 687 00:33:26,521 --> 00:33:27,784 You let it go. 688 00:33:32,948 --> 00:33:35,064 [VERONICA] Come back home, Daddy. 689 00:33:35,067 --> 00:33:38,831 So what if Mom tried to get rid of your drugs? 690 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:41,460 Do you want to know the real reason why we're getting a divorce? 691 00:33:41,463 --> 00:33:42,545 [VERONICA SIGHS] 692 00:33:44,632 --> 00:33:46,952 I found out that your mother tried to have me killed. 693 00:33:49,685 --> 00:33:51,018 Twice. 694 00:33:52,972 --> 00:33:55,139 I... I can't believe that. 695 00:33:55,142 --> 00:33:56,499 Oh, mija, 696 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,143 yes, you can. 697 00:33:58,145 --> 00:34:00,128 - [UTENSIL CLATTERS] - In fact, 698 00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:02,090 I think part of you already knew. 699 00:34:03,281 --> 00:34:04,752 You always say, 700 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,846 "Family is the most important thing." 701 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,031 Family's trust. 702 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,580 You and your mother betrayed me, so... 703 00:34:15,549 --> 00:34:17,149 there is no family anymore. 704 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:28,632 Veronica, your solo's up. 705 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:33,703 I was going to talk about the devastating loneliness 706 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,770 your character feels at this particular moment, 707 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:39,183 but it seems like you're already there, so take it away. 708 00:34:39,186 --> 00:34:41,144 ["LIFEBOAT" PLAYING] 709 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:46,549 ♪ I float in a boat ♪ 710 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:49,010 ♪ In a raging black ocean ♪ 711 00:34:49,012 --> 00:34:50,862 ♪ Low in the water ♪ 712 00:34:50,864 --> 00:34:53,365 ♪ And nowhere to go ♪ 713 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,952 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 714 00:34:57,779 --> 00:35:00,897 ♪ With people I know ♪ 715 00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:04,117 ♪ Cold, clammy, and crowded ♪ 716 00:35:04,119 --> 00:35:06,235 ♪ The people smell desperate ♪ 717 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,621 ♪ We'll sink any minute ♪ 718 00:35:08,623 --> 00:35:11,741 ♪ So someone must go ♪ 719 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:14,720 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 720 00:35:14,722 --> 00:35:18,557 ♪ With the people I know ♪ 721 00:35:18,559 --> 00:35:21,125 Don't worry. I'm not Parent-Trapping you. 722 00:35:21,127 --> 00:35:24,021 I recognize your irreconcilable differences. 723 00:35:24,023 --> 00:35:26,189 But I do have a request to make. 724 00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:31,010 Come to opening night. 725 00:35:31,012 --> 00:35:33,513 Together. That's all I ask. 726 00:35:33,515 --> 00:35:36,358 To make one last happy memory. 727 00:35:36,361 --> 00:35:39,435 ♪ I'm hugging my knees ♪ 728 00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,580 ♪ And the captain is pointing ♪ 729 00:35:41,582 --> 00:35:44,107 ♪ I thought I was captain ♪ 730 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:47,753 ♪ Still, the weakest must go ♪ 731 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,332 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 732 00:35:52,334 --> 00:35:56,887 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 733 00:35:58,123 --> 00:36:01,508 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 734 00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:07,355 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 735 00:36:19,769 --> 00:36:21,505 - [GLADYS SCOFFS] - [SIGHS] 736 00:36:21,508 --> 00:36:23,571 Well, finally, we gotta motor in ten. 737 00:36:23,574 --> 00:36:25,314 - Whoa, what the hell happened? - Are you okay? 738 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,033 Oh, I'm fine. It's just some scratches. 739 00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:30,155 JB, would you, uh, run and pick me out a clean shirt, please? 740 00:36:31,948 --> 00:36:33,812 Did you piss off a cat in heat? 741 00:36:33,815 --> 00:36:35,478 Some tweaked-out Fizzle-head 742 00:36:35,479 --> 00:36:37,869 was playing G&G in the middle of the damn road. 743 00:36:37,871 --> 00:36:39,704 The candy store is definitely back open. 744 00:36:39,706 --> 00:36:42,295 But I am gonna find whoever is cooking that crap. 745 00:36:43,552 --> 00:36:45,936 Drugs, it's terrible. 746 00:36:46,591 --> 00:36:48,008 What a nightmare. 747 00:36:50,322 --> 00:36:52,924 Dad, if you're okay, I think Betty and I are going to ride ahead. 748 00:36:52,927 --> 00:36:55,620 - We'll just meet you at the play. - [FP] Okay. 749 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,353 Why, what's going on? 750 00:36:59,356 --> 00:37:01,067 Just a quick stop. 751 00:37:01,069 --> 00:37:02,389 A little pre-show tradition. 752 00:37:07,418 --> 00:37:09,077 Sign my program later? 753 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,486 - [SWEET PEA] Hey, Evelyn? - Hey. 754 00:37:13,489 --> 00:37:14,633 Thank you. Thanks. 755 00:37:14,636 --> 00:37:17,914 - It's ten minutes to places, cast. - [CAST] Thank you. Ten. 756 00:37:18,828 --> 00:37:19,948 [FANGS EXHALES SHARPLY] 757 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:39,406 [JOSIE CHUCKLES] 758 00:37:41,443 --> 00:37:43,081 And now for my favorite part. 759 00:37:43,084 --> 00:37:44,202 Blot. 760 00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:47,615 [SPEAKS FRENCH] 761 00:37:47,618 --> 00:37:49,871 This color was made for you. We have to get you a tube. 762 00:37:49,874 --> 00:37:51,028 [TONI LAUGHS] 763 00:37:54,923 --> 00:37:57,740 - Where have you been? - Hi, Kev, sorry, we had to make a quick stop. 764 00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,617 What is all over your faces? Soot? 765 00:37:59,619 --> 00:38:01,243 - [BETTY CHUCKLES] - Get to makeup, stat. 766 00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:02,445 - Okay. - And, Betty, make sure he knows 767 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,130 his line and choreography for the finale. 768 00:38:04,132 --> 00:38:05,465 - Okay. - My line? 769 00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:07,381 - Yeah. - I'm not part of the cast. 770 00:38:07,384 --> 00:38:10,594 No, it's kind of a big statement song now. Kevin wants everyone in it. 771 00:38:10,597 --> 00:38:13,929 Don't worry, follow my lead. It's basically just a costume change. Come on. 772 00:38:13,932 --> 00:38:15,833 - [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] - ["SEVENTEEN" PLAYING] 773 00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:18,551 [BETTY] ♪ Listen up, folks ♪ ♪ War is over ♪ 774 00:38:18,554 --> 00:38:21,097 ♪ Brand new sheriff's ♪ ♪ Come to town ♪ 775 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:23,724 ♪ We are done with acting evil ♪ 776 00:38:23,726 --> 00:38:26,411 ♪ We will lay our weapons down ♪ 777 00:38:26,413 --> 00:38:29,230 ♪ We're all damaged ♪ ♪ We're all frightened ♪ 778 00:38:29,232 --> 00:38:31,658 ♪ We're all freaks ♪ ♪ But that's all right ♪ 779 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:34,577 [JOSIE] ♪ We'll endure it ♪ ♪ We'll survive it ♪ 780 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:38,256 ♪ Martha, are you free tonight? ♪ 781 00:38:45,674 --> 00:38:46,806 Jeez... 782 00:38:48,843 --> 00:38:51,726 Talk about watching your childhood go up in flames. 783 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:54,731 [EXPLOSION] 784 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:57,275 Are you okay? 785 00:38:59,092 --> 00:39:00,362 I'm surviving. 786 00:39:02,857 --> 00:39:04,216 Because you're here with me. 787 00:39:17,238 --> 00:39:20,489 ♪ I can't promise ♪ ♪ No more Heathers ♪ 788 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,367 ♪ High school may not ever end ♪ 789 00:39:23,369 --> 00:39:25,136 ♪ Still I miss you ♪ 790 00:39:25,138 --> 00:39:29,415 ♪ I'd be honored, if you'd ♪ ♪ Let me be your friend ♪ 791 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,667 [GIRLS] ♪ My friend ♪ 792 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:37,298 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 793 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:43,179 ♪ We can learn how to chill ♪ 794 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:47,066 ♪ If no one loves me now ♪ 795 00:39:47,068 --> 00:39:50,853 ♪ Someday somebody will ♪ 796 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:52,739 [BOYS VOCALIZING] 797 00:39:52,741 --> 00:39:57,836 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 798 00:39:57,838 --> 00:40:03,216 ♪ Still time to make things right ♪ 799 00:40:03,218 --> 00:40:06,807 ♪ We want a better world ♪ 800 00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:09,372 ♪ So why not start tonight? ♪ 801 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:11,758 [BOYS VOCALIZING] 802 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,506 ♪ Let's go be 17 ♪ 803 00:40:14,509 --> 00:40:16,230 [BOYS] ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 804 00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:18,417 [GIRLS] ♪ Take off our shoes ♪ ♪ And dance ♪ 805 00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:20,069 [BOYS] ♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ 806 00:40:20,072 --> 00:40:22,319 [GIRLS] ♪ Act like we're all still kids ♪ 807 00:40:22,321 --> 00:40:25,183 ♪ 'Cause this may be ♪ ♪ Our final chance ♪ 808 00:40:25,186 --> 00:40:27,223 [BOYS] ♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ 809 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,155 [GIRLS] ♪ Always be 17 ♪ 810 00:40:29,158 --> 00:40:30,606 [BOYS] ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 811 00:40:30,609 --> 00:40:33,854 [GIRLS] ♪ Celebrate you and I ♪ 812 00:40:33,856 --> 00:40:36,190 ♪ Maybe we won't grow old ♪ 813 00:40:36,192 --> 00:40:41,628 [ALL] ♪ And maybe then ♪ ♪ We'll never die 814 00:40:41,631 --> 00:40:46,325 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 815 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:50,399 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 816 00:40:50,402 --> 00:40:51,877 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 817 00:40:52,012 --> 00:40:53,624 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 818 00:40:53,728 --> 00:40:55,226 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 819 00:40:55,309 --> 00:40:56,919 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 820 00:40:56,993 --> 00:40:58,337 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 821 00:40:58,408 --> 00:40:59,861 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 822 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,590 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 823 00:41:01,649 --> 00:41:03,092 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 824 00:41:03,159 --> 00:41:09,991 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 825 00:41:14,162 --> 00:41:16,338 [MAN CLAPPING] 826 00:41:20,829 --> 00:41:24,213 [PEOPLE CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY] 827 00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:25,923 I knew my dad would like it. 828 00:41:27,511 --> 00:41:29,761 [CULT MEMBERS CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY] 829 00:41:55,497 --> 00:41:58,886 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --