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Okay! We're all set for prom.
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I just booked us a limo
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and paid extra to have them stretch it.
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- I can't wait.
- But you know the deal.
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You have to complete
your life skills list first.
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I've been checking stuff
off the list all week.
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In fact, there's only one item left.
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Number 70... "Teach Dad
to shoot a three-pointer."
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Why is this on the list?
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Because it's hilarious.
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Because I want Taylor to learn
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to communicate effectively
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while also spending some time with you.
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- Smart.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mr. A, you'll be shooting
threes in no time
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because Taylor is an awesome teacher.
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If it wasn't for her,
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I'd still be rocking Velcro shoes.
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The trick was to say "loops"
instead of "bunny ears."
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Trip didn't like imagining
tying bunny ears together.
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Because then he couldn't breathe.
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- Crom is gonna be the best.
- The best.
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You guys can't go to prom.
You're sophomores.
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That's right.
You losers are going to prom
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while Cooper and I are attending
the hottest party of the year.
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- Crom!
- Crom!
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What the hell is Crom?
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It's the prom alternative
Cooper's throwing on his yacht
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that's gonna be way better
than any school dance.
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Crom has everything...
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Mock-tails, designer life vests,
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and DJ Khaled.
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At prom, Principal Ablin is
spinning from 6:00 to 8:00.
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Then his deejay alter ego MouseFace
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is taking over from 8:00 to 10:00.
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Do you want to help me pick out
the hors d'oeuvres for Crom tonight?
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I've got five local caterers
battling it out.
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The winner not only gets the gig,
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they become sous-chef
for my Goldendoodles.
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I can't. I have to go.
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I have a shift at Teen Help Line.
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But I'm a teen. I need help.
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Do I serve seared foie gras
with mission fig,
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or do I go with the classic
French Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
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I hear you.
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It's important to know
that you're not alone.
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Teens all across the country
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are going through exactly the same...
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You know what?
It doesn't work with this.
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Hi.
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Bye.
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Anna-Kat, don't run off.
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Come here and tell me about your day.
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Ugh. Seriously?
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So, she's officially a tween.
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I hate the yelling,
but I do enjoy the part
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where they think they've
discovered The Beatles.
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She's still a baby.
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What?
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How was the day with your friends?
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- Good.
- What did you guys do?
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Stuff.
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Can you give me
more than one word, please?
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Yes. Byeeeee.
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I'm getting iced out.
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They say parenting is a long
process of letting go.
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It's really a long process
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of getting yelled at and pushed away.
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I don't know why I let you
talk me into having kids.
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This is on you.
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Principal Ablin just e-mailed.
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Apparently, there have been
instances of hurt feelings
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in Anna-Kat's class,
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and he wants the parents
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to talk to the kids about bullying.
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- I think that's a very good idea.
- You would.
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Principal Ablin is overreacting.
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When I was a kid,
everyone got teased a little,
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and it helped build character.
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- You were teased, too?
- Of course not.
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I did the teasing,
and I built a lot of character.
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If someone teased you, you would say,
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones,
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but words will never hurt me."
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But words do hurt, Katie.
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Not more than sticks!
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If we make a big deal about
"instances of hurt feelings,"
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then Anna-Kat will never become
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the strong person
that we want her to be.
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Interesting coming from a woman
who bullied her gym teacher
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until he quit his job.
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It wasn't my fault.
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He was a grown man named Carroll.
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Blame his parents.
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Okay, guys, I have a couple
of prom calls on hold.
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We are going to have
a high volume of them today
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because it is the weekend
of Westport prom.
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And Crom!
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All dances can bring out
feelings of rejection,
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so this is a tough time for the kids.
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And me.
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Deborah, with all due respect,
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you don't have to start every shift
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with a personal, traumatic story.
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You're right.
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I wore a back brace in high school,
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so nobody asked me to prom.
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My dad was my date.
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All normal so far, but at the dance,
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he ditched me for the Prom Queen.
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But it all worked out
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because she is now my stepmother.
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Let's have a great shift!
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Hello, this is Teen Help Line.
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What's on your mind today?
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Hi, I'm calling
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because I'm feeling kinda down.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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What's making you feel this way?
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Prom, I guess.
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No one asked me out because of my looks.
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That's awful.
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But remember, looks aren't everything.
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It's personality that counts.
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You're just saying that
because it's in the script.
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Okay, it's in the script. But it's true.
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But you don't even know if
I have a good personality or not.
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Well, tell me about yourself.
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Who's your favorite musician?
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That's a tough question.
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You're gonna have to give me a sec.
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Well, you're taking your time
to think about it,
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- which makes you a thoughtful person.
- Thanks.
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Just as long as you don't say
Ed Sheeran or something,
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you're officially awesome.
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Okay, I've thought about it.
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My favorite musician is Ed Sheeran.
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Oh, look at that! You're laughing.
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What do you guys do when you
make someone feel better?
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You get to, like,
ring a bell or something?
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Tickets spew out of a slot in the desk,
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and I redeem them at the prize counter.
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If I get you to say,
"That really helped,"
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I'll have enough to get
a bamboo back scratcher.
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Good to know.
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Why aren't you saying
I really helped you?
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Because then we'd be done talking,
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and I'm not ready for that.
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Ah, love that smile.
When do you turn 18?
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Don't answer that.
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Are you sure that's right?
That seems kind of far.
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Don't think about the distance.
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Just bend at the knees
and follow through.
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Okay.
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Here goes nothing.
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Okay, well, maybe think about
the distance a little bit.
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Dad, I see what you did wrong,
but good news...
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it's totally fixable.
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In order to make the shot,
you need to aim at the basket.
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I was.
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Well, crap.
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Oops.
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Uh-oh.
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Ohh! So close!
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Get there!
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Oh! That's on me.
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Mr. A, I really want
to go to prom with Taylor.
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Shooting a three-pointer
is not that hard, okay?
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Just do what I do.
Just grab the ball and toss it in.
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You don't even have to look at the hoop.
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Just grab and toss it.
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See?
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I'm sorry, kids.
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I-I have played basketball before,
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but for some reason,
I can't make this shot.
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Taylor, you've completed
your list except for this,
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and that's close enough.
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You have my permission
to go to the prom.
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Whoo! We're going to prom!
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- No.
- What?
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I thought I was finally getting
the hang of conversations.
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I made a promise to check
every item off that list...
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every item.
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And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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The whole point of this list
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was to teach me to see things through
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and not to be such a screw-up.
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And I'm not gonna stop now.
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But, babe, your dad is,
like, so, so, so, so,
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so bad at basketball.
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All sports, really.
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I don't know.
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I guess it's just a bunch
of really old people
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who live in apartments in New York,
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and there's a monkey.
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Yeah, I don't get "Friends" either.
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Hmm.
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Guys at school are idiots.
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Anybody would be lucky
to go to prom with you.
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Well, how about you?
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How about me, what?
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Do you want to go to prom with me?
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Uh...
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Oh, no, I made it awkward.
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- It was stupid to ask.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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It's just there's
a procedure here, and...
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Forget I said anything.
You helped me a lot.
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You earned yourself
that bamboo back scratcher.
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You know what? Screw procedure.
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I'd love to go to prom with you.
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Really?
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They don't let me ask
for your information,
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so I'll give you mine.
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My name is Oliver,
and I live at 23 Woody Lane.
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Great. I'll pick you up
tomorrow night at 7:00.
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See you then.
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Oh, you look happy.
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You're making our callers happy.
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D-Do you think I look happy?
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So happy.
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Mm-hmm.
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If you got points for shooting
the ball in our rose bushes,
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I'd be the leading scorer.
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Our daughter is being bullied.
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What?
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I just found this
in Anna-Kat's backpack.
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"You suck. Tilly."
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Principal Ablin knew
that my baby was being bullied,
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and his only response was an e-mail!
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I want that man to be given a swirly
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and shoved in a locker!
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What happened to "bullying
builds character"?
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You didn't marry me
for my consistency, Greg!
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You married me for a body
that you foolishly thought
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would stay the same after kids!
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That's on you.
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Hey, let's not bring up
the note to Anna-Kat.
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- Why not?
- I found it
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while doing my weekly
deep snoop into her stuff.
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Let's just talk
about bullying in general
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and see how she reacts.
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Okay, but you really should
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stop snooping on the kids.
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Without my snooping,
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we wouldn't know anything
about our children.
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And I also wouldn't know
that you've been shopping around
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for a backyard chicken coop.
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That's not happening.
Clear your browser.
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I know you know how to do it.
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Anna-Kat, it's time for bed.
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Anything you want to talk about?
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No. Good night.
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But you know you can talk to us
about anything, right?
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Anything?
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Anything.
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Okay.
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I want to talk about you guys leaving
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and letting me go to bed.
260
00:08:57,786 --> 00:08:58,719
Good night!
261
00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:00,921
- We can talk about that...
- Mm-hmm.
262
00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:03,857
...but we can also talk about bullying.
263
00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:06,159
If you're being bullied,
you can come to us.
264
00:09:07,863 --> 00:09:08,762
Okay.
265
00:09:08,864 --> 00:09:09,930
I'm being bullied by a boy
266
00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:11,198
whose breath smells like almonds
267
00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:13,700
and a girl who dresses
like a lazy lumberjack.
268
00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:14,801
Good night!
269
00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,878
That was meaner than it needed to be.
270
00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,314
Anna-Kat isn't icing us out.
271
00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:29,249
She's too afraid of her bully
to talk to us.
272
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,284
This is bad.
273
00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:31,451
We have to figure out what to do.
274
00:09:31,553 --> 00:09:33,720
It's okay. You don't have
to worry. I'll handle it.
275
00:09:33,822 --> 00:09:35,856
Do you think saying
"I'll handle it" is reassuring?
276
00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:37,124
Because it almost never is.
277
00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:47,167
What is the best way to get back
at Anna-Kat's bully...
278
00:09:47,269 --> 00:09:49,569
who's a child... without breaking laws?
279
00:09:49,638 --> 00:09:51,305
Just find an offensive word
that rhymes with her name.
280
00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:55,075
You know, like Silly Tilly
or Shrilly Tilly.
281
00:09:56,102 --> 00:09:58,552
It's too bad her name isn't Lanus.
282
00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,681
I get a tad crazy
when someone hurts Anna-Kat.
283
00:10:00,783 --> 00:10:01,949
When she was 3,
284
00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:03,826
a little boy grabbed a juice box
out of her hand,
285
00:10:03,886 --> 00:10:06,353
- and I bit him.
- You bit a child?
286
00:10:06,422 --> 00:10:08,555
Calm down. Etiquette police over here.
287
00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:10,223
Okay, just reach out to Tilly's mom.
288
00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:11,758
It's the only reasonable approach.
289
00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:12,826
Yeah, I guess you're right.
290
00:10:12,895 --> 00:10:14,494
I'll invite Tilly's mom out to lunch.
291
00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:16,229
Do you know how to make a horse noise?
292
00:10:16,254 --> 00:10:17,164
What?
293
00:10:19,835 --> 00:10:22,536
I don't think so. Why?
294
00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:24,004
Well, then, you could've gone
with Tilly the Filly.
295
00:10:24,073 --> 00:10:25,706
But without the horse noise,
it doesn't work.
296
00:10:25,731 --> 00:10:26,746
Mm.
297
00:10:32,481 --> 00:10:34,281
You're ditching Crom to go to prom
298
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,550
with some lonely
Teen Help Line chica loca?!
299
00:10:36,618 --> 00:10:38,418
I'm sorry, dude. It just happened.
300
00:10:38,487 --> 00:10:39,453
I want to go to Crom,
301
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,121
but I have to do the right thing.
302
00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:43,624
What if ditching your prom date
is doing the right thing?
303
00:10:43,703 --> 00:10:46,093
- I'm listening.
- She hasn't even confirmed!
304
00:10:46,161 --> 00:10:47,394
She might be blowing you off.
305
00:10:47,496 --> 00:10:49,796
I'm not following, but I want to. Go on.
306
00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:52,966
A senior girl asks out
a sophomore to prom. Why?
307
00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:55,335
Because they made a connection
over the phone?
308
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,503
Don't think so.
309
00:10:56,605 --> 00:10:57,604
She's messing with you.
310
00:10:57,706 --> 00:10:58,638
Why would she do that?
311
00:10:58,707 --> 00:11:00,073
Because it's funny and cruel,
312
00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:01,508
and that's the world we live in.
313
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,777
That makes so much sense.
314
00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:05,846
I'm not gonna spend my night
being ridiculed.
315
00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:07,014
I'm going to Crom!
316
00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:08,815
Yeah, and for doing the right thing,
317
00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:09,983
here's your reward.
318
00:11:13,055 --> 00:11:14,488
A dry cleaning receipt?
319
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,990
For our matching tuxes.
320
00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,225
- Crom!
- Crom!
321
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,130
Katie.
322
00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:24,664
You must be Stephanie.
323
00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:25,789
Have a seat.
324
00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,934
Be cool. This woman is not your enemy.
325
00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:29,770
She's just another mom trying her best.
326
00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:31,538
Thank you for meeting with me.
327
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,639
Of course.
328
00:11:32,741 --> 00:11:33,774
Thanks for reaching out
329
00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:35,442
about the bullying
that's going on at school.
330
00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,210
Well, I tried to play nice,
331
00:11:37,312 --> 00:11:39,079
but she clearly isn't interested
332
00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:40,280
in a civil discussion.
333
00:11:40,382 --> 00:11:42,349
Listen, lady,
your daughter is the bully.
334
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,117
- Tilly?
- Yes, Tilly.
335
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:47,487
She left this note
in my daughter's backpack.
336
00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:50,624
Normally, I wouldn't judge
a person's parenting,
337
00:11:50,726 --> 00:11:52,025
but since you raised a bully,
338
00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:53,493
I can say that you're a bad mom.
339
00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:55,095
And not in the fun Mila Kunis way.
340
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,596
You're Christina Applegate.
341
00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,265
I don't know what that means.
I didn't see the movie.
342
00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,266
Neither did I,
343
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,934
but the trailer made it quite clear.
344
00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:03,904
This note doesn't mean
what you think it means.
345
00:12:04,006 --> 00:12:06,273
It doesn't say "You suck. Tilly."
346
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,141
It says "You suck Tilly."
347
00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:11,678
I didn't know who was leaving
all of these notes
348
00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:15,248
in Tilly's locker, but now I do.
349
00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,651
Anna-Kat has been bullying my daughter,
350
00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:19,238
and I see where she gets it from.
351
00:12:26,661 --> 00:12:28,728
I just met with Tilly's mom.
352
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:31,271
Anna-Kat is not being bullied.
353
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,469
She's the bully.
354
00:12:33,522 --> 00:12:34,855
- Anna-Kat?
- Yes!
355
00:12:34,924 --> 00:12:36,089
I can't believe it, either!
356
00:12:36,158 --> 00:12:37,506
Where did she learn this behavior?
357
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,085
TV? Video games?
358
00:12:39,178 --> 00:12:41,478
All the stories you tell about
teasing the uncool kids
359
00:12:41,572 --> 00:12:42,740
when you were popular?
360
00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:44,314
I'm sorry, Greg,
but I don't see the link.
361
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:45,515
TV did it.
362
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,918
Specifically that penguin documentary
363
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,427
that you showed her last week.
364
00:12:49,489 --> 00:12:51,855
I'm actually curious to see
if you'll stick the landing.
365
00:12:51,924 --> 00:12:53,123
Those penguins were super mean
366
00:12:53,225 --> 00:12:54,958
to the other penguins
that didn't have eggs.
367
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,126
That's bullying.
368
00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:57,327
Now that I think about it,
369
00:12:57,429 --> 00:12:59,930
this whole situation is your fault!
370
00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:02,132
Ohhh! Broke your leg on the dismount.
371
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:03,967
Béla Károlyi is carrying you
off the mat.
372
00:13:04,069 --> 00:13:05,769
How on Earth do you know
nothing about sports
373
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,237
except for women's gymnastics?
374
00:13:11,643 --> 00:13:14,478
Anna-Kat, can you explain this?
375
00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:15,946
This is what I tell my friends...
376
00:13:16,015 --> 00:13:17,214
you thought he was rich.
377
00:13:17,316 --> 00:13:20,017
Not our marriage. This.
378
00:13:22,354 --> 00:13:23,220
Where'd you get those?
379
00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:24,254
From Tilly's mother.
380
00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:25,989
They're yours, right?
381
00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:27,391
Yeah.
382
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:29,559
Look, I know it was wrong
to write those notes,
383
00:13:29,661 --> 00:13:31,261
but the cool girls said I should do it.
384
00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:32,262
They thought it was funny.
385
00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:35,465
And... I don't know, I just...
386
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,566
I don't know.
387
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:37,934
It's not cool to be mean.
388
00:13:38,037 --> 00:13:39,569
But you were cool.
389
00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:40,637
Okay, I'm partly to blame here,
390
00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:43,006
but the penguin movie did not help.
391
00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:45,542
When I was growing up, it's true,
392
00:13:45,644 --> 00:13:46,977
I was one of the cool girls.
393
00:13:47,079 --> 00:13:48,478
I was the coolest.
394
00:13:48,547 --> 00:13:51,882
I was the hottest,
most popular girl in school.
395
00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,617
Do you have a handle on this?
396
00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:56,153
But I didn't raise you to be like me.
397
00:13:56,255 --> 00:13:59,189
I raised you to be better than me.
398
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,291
How adorable are we?
399
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:02,459
Guys, not now.
400
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:05,562
Why would you even do that
to another girl?
401
00:14:05,631 --> 00:14:07,164
I don't have a reason.
402
00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:09,533
I know what it's like
to be bullied for no reason.
403
00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,134
It all started
when I made the winning shot
404
00:14:11,236 --> 00:14:12,135
in a basketball game.
405
00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:13,070
Back up a bit.
406
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,905
You were on a basketball team?
407
00:14:15,007 --> 00:14:16,873
I was the equipment manager,
but I did get to go in
408
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,375
for one play in one game.
409
00:14:18,477 --> 00:14:21,011
Tell us more because there's
no way this isn't a funny story.
410
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,612
I was a sophomore in high school.
411
00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:23,680
My team was down by two.
412
00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,152
Otto, you're in.
413
00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:30,353
Me?
414
00:14:30,456 --> 00:14:32,289
Yeah, it's a jump ball,
and you're the tallest.
415
00:14:52,845 --> 00:14:54,911
Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!
416
00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:01,518
Pass the ball!
417
00:15:22,107 --> 00:15:23,640
You shot it in the wrong hoop, Otto.
418
00:15:23,742 --> 00:15:24,708
You lost us the game.
419
00:15:24,776 --> 00:15:26,309
Oh, no.
420
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,282
Still. It feels nice to be appreciated.
421
00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:32,782
Man, you've been Gregging stuff up
422
00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,217
since you were a kid, huh?
423
00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:36,086
I made the winning shot,
just for the wrong team.
424
00:15:36,188 --> 00:15:38,054
I must've blocked that part out.
425
00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:39,623
I wonder if this has anything
to do with the fact
426
00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:41,158
that I can't make a three-pointer now.
427
00:15:41,226 --> 00:15:43,093
At Teen Help Line, we're taught
that childhood bullying
428
00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:45,562
can have long-lasting effects
even into adulthood.
429
00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:48,632
And that's why you need to
apologize to Tilly.
430
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,568
- I will.
- But that's not all, Anna-Kat.
431
00:15:51,637 --> 00:15:53,603
I'm finally following through
with the punishment
432
00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:56,373
that I've been threatening you with
since you were 5.
433
00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:57,774
I'm signing you up for soccer.
434
00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,242
- No.
- And you're going to go
435
00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,677
to every practice and every game,
436
00:16:00,746 --> 00:16:02,746
and I'm going to buy your father
a little foldy chair,
437
00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:05,015
and he's gonna sit on the
sidelines and cheer you on.
438
00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:07,450
And I will watch from the car
where there's air conditioning.
439
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,320
Thanks for telling me
that story, Mr. Otto,
440
00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:12,289
because now I know
Oliver can't go to Crom.
441
00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:13,924
Are you serious?
442
00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:15,158
We both know your prom date
443
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,960
probably isn't a prank.
444
00:16:17,029 --> 00:16:19,129
She'll show up here,
realize you blew her off,
445
00:16:19,198 --> 00:16:21,131
and go home and sit on her couch
446
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,767
in her prom dress, all devastated.
447
00:16:23,835 --> 00:16:25,502
You heard your dad's story.
448
00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:27,492
If you ditch her,
it could bum her out for life.
449
00:16:29,441 --> 00:16:30,941
I'll go to prom.
450
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,510
But I've gotta say, this
new empathetic version of me?
451
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,492
I don't care for it.
452
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:39,716
Mom, I guess you have to
fire up "Dirty Dancing."
453
00:16:39,785 --> 00:16:41,151
Trip and I are staying home tonight.
454
00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:42,185
No.
455
00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:43,186
After my realization,
456
00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:45,188
I feel like a weight has been lifted.
457
00:16:45,257 --> 00:16:46,690
I'm gonna try the three-pointer
one more time.
458
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,258
All right, Dad!
459
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,193
Get out there and remember
everything I taught you.
460
00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:52,262
Wait, Mr. A, you're forgetting
your magical headband!
461
00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:54,764
I don't need it anymore, Trip.
462
00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:57,167
The magic is inside me.
463
00:17:01,473 --> 00:17:03,139
- You've got this, babe.
- Let's go, Dad.
464
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,141
Come on, Mr. A. Nothing but net...
465
00:17:05,244 --> 00:17:07,410
or rim or backboard.
466
00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:08,678
Or really anything. Just get it in.
467
00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:12,182
Let's go, Dad!
468
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:16,919
I hit the rim!
469
00:17:17,022 --> 00:17:19,022
You're so close! Keep going, Dad!
470
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,991
Hey, I think your date's here.
471
00:17:21,059 --> 00:17:23,093
It's just one night, right?
I'll make the best of it.
472
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,133
Is that Lindsey Coolidge?
473
00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,435
- Are you my prom date?
- Yes, I am.
474
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:33,663
Oh, oh, no, he's kidding.
475
00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:35,428
I'm the one who talked
to you on the phone.
476
00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:36,497
- Mm.
- Oliver Otto.
477
00:17:36,508 --> 00:17:38,608
- Hi, Lindsey.
- Oh, hey, guys.
478
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,543
Oh, Lindsey, these are my parents.
479
00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:42,112
Oh. Nice to meet you.
480
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,346
Nice to meet you.
481
00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:45,382
She's going to the prom with Oliver?
482
00:17:45,484 --> 00:17:47,484
Just another
in the long line of Otto men
483
00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:49,519
punching above their weight.
484
00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:51,388
- You ready?
- Yes.
485
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,156
Just one quick question.
486
00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:55,592
You said no one asked you
to prom because of your looks.
487
00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,427
Every guy at school either
thought I had a date
488
00:17:57,529 --> 00:18:00,297
or was too intimidated to ask.
489
00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:01,564
Have fun at Crom.
490
00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:05,802
What the...?
491
00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:07,871
My helicopter's here to take me to Crom.
492
00:18:09,675 --> 00:18:10,907
Oh, our ride's here, too.
493
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,777
Greg, it's time.
494
00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:16,746
Throw me the rock.
495
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:35,465
You did it, Dad!
496
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,734
Taylor! You finished the list!
497
00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:41,071
Pilot, set that spotlight to disco!
498
00:18:42,407 --> 00:18:43,773
Music!
499
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,209
Oh!
500
00:18:48,747 --> 00:18:50,480
Your family seems like fun.
501
00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,782
Yeah, you caught us on a good night.
502
00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:11,143
- Okay, mark.
- Here we go.
503
00:19:11,222 --> 00:19:13,112
I got the high score on Pop-a-Squat.
504
00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:14,781
Pop-a-Squat?
505
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,115
So, you crapped in the parking lot
506
00:19:16,184 --> 00:19:17,383
- and got a... got an award?
- Basically, Greg.
507
00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:19,244
I've never been more proud
of the Otto family.
508
00:19:19,322 --> 00:19:21,287
Well, Dr. Ellie's class
is for special education.
509
00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:23,410
Oh. Sorry, I hit the horn.
510
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:25,982
Batman!
511
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,026
- Oh.
- Cut!
512
00:19:27,095 --> 00:19:28,661
Sorry.
513
00:19:28,763 --> 00:19:29,896
Ah.
514
00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:31,597
Glittermane is single again.
515
00:19:40,975 --> 00:19:42,542
Remember when we were trying to
sleep train Anna-Kat
516
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:43,943
and you...
517
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,879
Remember when you tried to sleep...
518
00:19:46,948 --> 00:19:48,818
Remember when you
tried to sleep train...
519
00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:53,951
I'm so sorry.
520
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,213
All right, last question of Round 1.
521
00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:02,167
On the Risk board, what territories...
522
00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:06,696
Oh, no. What's the oldest child's name?
523
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:08,116
- What's Meg's...
- Taylor.
524
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:12,022
Isn't it amazing?
525
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:14,960
- ♪ Isn't it amazing? ♪
- ♪ Isn't it amazing? ♪
526
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,739
...course. I sounded really
drunk at the top of that.
527
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,774
Can I do it one more time?
528
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:19,642
And he's boozing it up!
529
00:20:19,744 --> 00:20:21,077
- One second.
- Is this a joke?
530
00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:23,279
I'm sorry. C-Could we get
a wipe for her feet?
531
00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:28,351
I know. It's so ticklish.
532
00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:31,354
The weekly lasagna tournament
canceled their poker order.
533
00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:33,489
Why are all of our clients canceling?
534
00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:34,611
That wasn't right.
535
00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:36,693
I was like, "When in doubt,
it's my time to talk."
536
00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:38,061
Mom!
537
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,664
- I'm sorry.
- And cut.
538
00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:44,167
I pushed the zombie away.
539
00:20:44,269 --> 00:20:45,843
I was looking at the Venn diagram,
540
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,304
and I think I discovered
something we have in common.
541
00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:50,106
That's amazing. What is it?
542
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,608
We're on a television show together.
543
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:53,687
- Really?
- Yeah.
544
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,339
- Amazing!
- I know.
545
00:20:56,442 --> 00:20:58,379
Cut. Cut, cut, cut.
546
00:20:58,442 --> 00:21:03,442
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