1 00:00:03,617 --> 00:00:06,588 All I do is bake, cut, jar, repeat. 2 00:00:06,621 --> 00:00:09,258 I honestly can't remember my life before lasagna. 3 00:00:09,304 --> 00:00:11,226 - It was us. - You're right. 4 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:12,426 I blacked it out. 5 00:00:12,451 --> 00:00:13,586 You know, if you need a break, 6 00:00:13,611 --> 00:00:14,979 my college is doing a walking tour 7 00:00:15,004 --> 00:00:16,306 of the first Connecticut Post Office. 8 00:00:16,331 --> 00:00:17,511 I could see if there's still tickets. 9 00:00:17,566 --> 00:00:20,369 I guarantee you there's still tickets. 10 00:00:20,401 --> 00:00:21,470 Trip's gonna be here in a couple minutes, 11 00:00:21,502 --> 00:00:22,771 so just waffles to go. 12 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:24,539 Syrup on the side. I don't want them to get soggy. 13 00:00:24,572 --> 00:00:26,641 Greg, did you hear that? She ordered waffles. 14 00:00:26,674 --> 00:00:28,610 Huh. She didn't even want to hear the specials. 15 00:00:28,644 --> 00:00:31,013 I just want breakfast to go. I don't see the big deal. 16 00:00:31,046 --> 00:00:33,014 The big deal is you always think of yourself. 17 00:00:33,048 --> 00:00:35,318 I'm working my ass off to help support this family. 18 00:00:35,350 --> 00:00:38,119 Okay, okay. I didn't mean to trigger a mom rant. 19 00:00:38,152 --> 00:00:39,621 Nobody mention paper straws. 20 00:00:39,654 --> 00:00:41,289 Ugh! They're terrible! 21 00:00:41,322 --> 00:00:42,959 They get all mushy and fall apart. 22 00:00:42,992 --> 00:00:43,993 And what about milkshakes? 23 00:00:44,026 --> 00:00:46,194 You can't even drink a milkshake anymore. 24 00:00:46,228 --> 00:00:47,195 What are you doing? 25 00:00:47,228 --> 00:00:48,530 Making things worse. 26 00:00:49,963 --> 00:00:51,900 Hey babe, did you get your admissions letter yet? 27 00:00:51,934 --> 00:00:53,903 No, but I hope it comes soon and I get accepted 28 00:00:53,935 --> 00:00:55,203 so I can get out of this prison. 29 00:00:55,237 --> 00:00:56,239 Taylor, come on. 30 00:00:56,271 --> 00:00:58,006 Sorry. It's not a prison. 31 00:00:58,039 --> 00:00:59,808 - Prisoners get breakfast. - Ugh. 32 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:01,743 Babe, if you do get in, you'll move away from me. 33 00:01:01,776 --> 00:01:03,246 That letter could change everything. 34 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:04,814 Let's not worry about it until it happens. 35 00:01:04,846 --> 00:01:06,181 You're right. 36 00:01:06,215 --> 00:01:08,484 We will paint that bridge when we walk over it. 37 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:10,852 We'll paint it then. We'll paint it together. 38 00:01:10,885 --> 00:01:12,554 Oliver, we're leaving. 39 00:01:12,588 --> 00:01:14,657 If my admissions letter from Carnegie Mellon comes, 40 00:01:14,689 --> 00:01:15,624 don't open it. 41 00:01:18,594 --> 00:01:20,701 You know, Trip is right. 42 00:01:20,726 --> 00:01:23,231 If she gets in, it is gonna change everything. 43 00:01:23,264 --> 00:01:26,102 I know. The first year's tuition is $56,000. 44 00:01:29,704 --> 00:01:31,273 We've talked about this. 45 00:01:31,307 --> 00:01:33,743 You can't kill me so you can cash in my life insurance. 46 00:01:33,775 --> 00:01:35,210 It's illegal, and you'll get caught. 47 00:01:35,243 --> 00:01:37,288 Oh, I would not get caught. 48 00:01:37,313 --> 00:01:40,182 I would not get caught. 49 00:01:42,605 --> 00:01:45,443 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 50 00:01:45,526 --> 00:01:47,510 04x13 - The Great Cookie Challenge 51 00:01:52,393 --> 00:01:53,495 Kate! 52 00:01:53,529 --> 00:01:55,983 Nice mustache, mid-puberty Justin Bieber. 53 00:01:56,008 --> 00:01:57,522 I'll take it. 54 00:01:57,547 --> 00:01:58,656 That dude's yoked now. 55 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:00,223 Mm. Greg's in his office. 56 00:02:06,308 --> 00:02:07,716 Lonnie, come on! 57 00:02:07,746 --> 00:02:09,682 Oh! 58 00:02:11,079 --> 00:02:13,082 What am I doing, wasting my time 59 00:02:13,114 --> 00:02:14,916 writing a book about this social media half-wit 60 00:02:14,950 --> 00:02:17,045 who contributes nothing of value to our society 61 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,154 or the world in general? 62 00:02:18,186 --> 00:02:20,381 You're selling out so you can send your daughter to college. 63 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:22,133 Right. 64 00:02:22,158 --> 00:02:25,560 Anna-Kat, you're gonna be late for school! 65 00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:27,796 I'm missing health class. It's fine. 66 00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:29,130 I don't need Ms. Shineburg to explain 67 00:02:29,164 --> 00:02:30,732 why I'm starting to get B.O. 68 00:02:30,766 --> 00:02:32,901 Hey, I need you to buy a hundred boxes 69 00:02:32,934 --> 00:02:34,903 of Wildflower Girl cookies from me. 70 00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:36,439 It's the last weekend to sell, 71 00:02:36,471 --> 00:02:38,173 and I'm not even close to my goal. 72 00:02:38,207 --> 00:02:39,341 Oh, sure. 73 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:42,244 What's that, $500? I don't have any cash. 74 00:02:42,276 --> 00:02:43,512 Grab a handful of diamonds from the vault. 75 00:02:43,545 --> 00:02:45,581 We're regular people, Anna-Kat. 76 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:46,688 We live month-to-month. 77 00:02:46,713 --> 00:02:48,684 We can't just throw money at problems. 78 00:02:48,716 --> 00:02:51,252 Fine. I guess I won't win the trip. 79 00:02:51,285 --> 00:02:53,608 Wait. What trip? 80 00:02:53,671 --> 00:02:55,707 The Wildflower Girl who sells the most cookies 81 00:02:55,741 --> 00:02:59,077 gets an all-expense paid family trip to Hollywood. 82 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:03,481 I haven't been on a vacation since I gave birth to you. 83 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:06,218 Oh, two weeks of bed rest at a Kaiser, baby! 84 00:03:06,251 --> 00:03:08,087 The vacation includes spa treatments, 85 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,821 tickets to a game-show taping, 86 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:11,624 and the hotel has a kids' club, 87 00:03:11,657 --> 00:03:14,326 which means after we enjoy our complimentary breakfast, 88 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,662 you won't see me until our complimentary dinner. 89 00:03:16,694 --> 00:03:18,964 Let's sell some cookies! 90 00:03:21,165 --> 00:03:23,301 Got a little surprise for you. 91 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:26,806 Two tickets to the Winter Festival? 92 00:03:26,838 --> 00:03:29,175 Aww! That's where we had our first date. 93 00:03:29,207 --> 00:03:31,076 With you maybe going to college in a few months, 94 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:32,945 I thought it'd be fun to remember where it all started. 95 00:03:32,978 --> 00:03:35,314 It's also where we had our first kiss. 96 00:03:35,347 --> 00:03:37,616 And where we had our first funnel cake. 97 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,285 Okay, I have to come clean. 98 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:41,520 I'd had funnel cake before, 99 00:03:41,552 --> 00:03:43,088 but I swear it meant nothing to me! 100 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:47,093 I can't believe that's the guy who called Teen Help Line 101 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,760 saying he wanted to off himself. 102 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:51,263 Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. 103 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:53,098 He's popular, he's lettered in three sports, 104 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:54,766 all the girls like him. 105 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,934 And a teacher actually resigned 106 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:57,436 because she fell in love with him. 107 00:03:57,468 --> 00:04:00,105 How cool is that? 108 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:02,141 I just need to get him to open up, 109 00:04:02,174 --> 00:04:04,142 but I can't just approach him, 110 00:04:04,176 --> 00:04:06,145 because Teen Help Line is confidential. 111 00:04:06,177 --> 00:04:08,213 I'm not even supposed to know who he is. 112 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:10,182 I have to get him to call back. 113 00:04:10,214 --> 00:04:11,182 But how? 114 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:13,351 I have no idea. 115 00:04:13,384 --> 00:04:14,686 Dude, I'm sorry. I'm hungry. 116 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,221 My blood shugie's muy low. 117 00:04:19,223 --> 00:04:21,360 Obviously, Greg and I hope that she gets in, 118 00:04:21,393 --> 00:04:23,863 but we just aren't sure how we're gonna pay for it. 119 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,865 Katie, I can't fix your poorness. 120 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:27,133 Okay? 121 00:04:27,165 --> 00:04:30,301 And thinking about it is making it difficult for me to enjoy my frittata. 122 00:04:30,334 --> 00:04:31,536 Why don't you give me something easier? 123 00:04:31,569 --> 00:04:34,005 Like, what's with the little child of yours 124 00:04:34,038 --> 00:04:36,141 and, um, her cake project? 125 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:38,044 - You mean Anna-Kat and the cookies? - Yes. 126 00:04:38,076 --> 00:04:39,745 She's trying to sell enough boxes 127 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:41,080 to win a trip to Hollywood, 128 00:04:41,112 --> 00:04:42,348 but it's hard to compete 129 00:04:42,381 --> 00:04:44,216 when all the other girls buy their victories. 130 00:04:44,249 --> 00:04:46,986 Ugh. All roads lead back to poorness. 131 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:49,055 So, if you can't outspend them, outthink them. 132 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:51,023 Dust off your marketing degree and sell some cookies. 133 00:04:51,055 --> 00:04:52,223 Oh, we are. 134 00:04:52,257 --> 00:04:53,692 We are going to hit up the grocery stores, 135 00:04:53,725 --> 00:04:55,261 walk the neighborhoods... 136 00:04:55,293 --> 00:04:57,663 Katie, that's how they sold cookies in the old days. 137 00:04:57,696 --> 00:05:00,032 Make a video and hit social media like Lonnie does. 138 00:05:00,064 --> 00:05:02,267 - Oooh, that's good. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,668 Hey, um, by the way, 140 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:05,271 is Lonnie single? 141 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:07,006 Doris. 142 00:05:07,038 --> 00:05:09,008 I just saw that show "Mrs. Fletcher," and I got me some ideas. 143 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,341 Mnh-mnh, no. 144 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,612 You ready? 145 00:05:15,079 --> 00:05:16,681 You know, sometimes I have a hard time 146 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:18,951 talking my problems through. 147 00:05:18,983 --> 00:05:21,519 Maybe there's something on this bulletin board 148 00:05:21,552 --> 00:05:23,254 that could help us. 149 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:25,091 Oooh, someone's selling Wimbledon tickets. 150 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:27,892 If you're really feeling sad, 151 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:29,527 you should call Teen Help Line. 152 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,762 It's anonymous, 153 00:05:30,795 --> 00:05:32,564 and it's not some adult who doesn't get it. 154 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:35,100 It's teens talking to teens. 155 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:38,136 The best time to call is Tuesday between 5:00 and 10:00 p.m. 156 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:40,039 Hey, Jacob! Wait up! 157 00:05:40,071 --> 00:05:41,639 Damn. 158 00:05:41,672 --> 00:05:42,641 I don't know if he heard me. 159 00:05:42,673 --> 00:05:44,242 If it makes you feel any better, 160 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:45,811 I'm going to Wimbledon! 161 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,314 When I shot my buddy Turd 162 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,050 in the nads with a paintball gun, 163 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,818 I got to one million followers. 164 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:55,454 But the real turning point, which got me to 35 mil, 165 00:05:55,487 --> 00:05:57,957 was when I jumped off my garage dressed as a bird 166 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,458 and I broke both my ankles. 167 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:01,293 I was like, "Cawww!" 168 00:06:01,326 --> 00:06:03,162 And then I was like, "Aaaaaah!" 169 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:06,632 Fascinating. 170 00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:08,634 Do you ever think you could be doing something with your fame 171 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:09,836 to make a difference in the world? 172 00:06:11,435 --> 00:06:13,138 What do you mean? 173 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,640 I mean, you have a platform 174 00:06:14,672 --> 00:06:16,809 which reaches millions of young people. 175 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:18,276 You could have a real impact. 176 00:06:18,309 --> 00:06:20,913 I think if we're gonna be writing a book about you, 177 00:06:20,946 --> 00:06:23,148 we need to be saying something more substantial. 178 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:25,617 Maybe you're right. I'll give it some thought. 179 00:06:26,852 --> 00:06:28,487 Hey, guys, if you like what you see, 180 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:31,189 remember to smash that like button. 181 00:06:31,223 --> 00:06:33,859 - Lonnie, are you filming this? - Yeah. 182 00:06:33,891 --> 00:06:35,461 It's my new video series called 183 00:06:35,494 --> 00:06:37,963 "Deep Talks with Professor Badonkadonk." 184 00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:40,865 For the last time, my ass isn't that big. 185 00:06:40,898 --> 00:06:42,802 These are thick-ribbed corduroys. 186 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:48,007 I'm heading to the edge of the driveway to sell cookies. 187 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,475 The days of old-school selling are over. 188 00:06:49,507 --> 00:06:52,043 We are going to shoot a video and make it go viral. 189 00:06:53,345 --> 00:06:54,513 Can I have 100 bucks? 190 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:56,949 Is there a rich person standing behind me? 191 00:06:56,982 --> 00:06:58,884 I want to spring for dinner at Winter Fest tomorrow tonight. 192 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,019 Trip got the tickets, 193 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,319 and I thought it'd be a nice gesture. 194 00:07:01,353 --> 00:07:03,055 Aw, babe, you don't have to do that. 195 00:07:03,088 --> 00:07:04,290 She's not going to do that. 196 00:07:04,322 --> 00:07:05,790 I don't see the problem. 197 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:08,127 You have your own company, and Dad is writing some book. 198 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,295 For now, all the money that I make 199 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:10,829 goes right back into the business. 200 00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:13,499 And your dad doesn't get paid until his book is published. 201 00:07:13,531 --> 00:07:15,333 All you guys do is say no. 202 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:16,835 That is not true. 203 00:07:16,867 --> 00:07:19,038 Sometimes I say "I've got to think about it," 204 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:20,739 then I say no. 205 00:07:20,771 --> 00:07:22,974 - What's going in here? I'm trying to work. - It's your daughter. 206 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:24,709 Despite our mediocre-at-best efforts, 207 00:07:24,742 --> 00:07:26,377 she has turned into a spoiled brat. 208 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:28,180 Ugh! I am so sick of this! 209 00:07:28,213 --> 00:07:29,415 I can't wait to move out and go to college! 210 00:07:29,447 --> 00:07:30,882 I can wait. 211 00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:32,517 You don't even know if you're getting in yet. 212 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,086 You're about to find out. 213 00:07:34,119 --> 00:07:37,223 The letter from Carnegie Mellon came. 214 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,725 And Mom, here's another warning from the library. 215 00:07:39,757 --> 00:07:41,726 You've gotta return "Gone Girl." 216 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:43,795 I will finish in my own damn time. 217 00:07:50,733 --> 00:07:52,767 - Are you going to open it? - Yeah, open it. 218 00:07:52,814 --> 00:07:54,135 Not now. 219 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,931 If I get in, Trip will be sad. 220 00:07:55,956 --> 00:07:57,524 But if I don't get in, then I'll be sad. 221 00:07:57,549 --> 00:07:59,652 Either way, our night at the festival is ruined. 222 00:07:59,677 --> 00:08:01,278 You know what? 223 00:08:01,303 --> 00:08:03,040 I'll leave it here and open it later. 224 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:05,406 If I don't know, I don't have to worry about it. 225 00:08:05,438 --> 00:08:07,407 Are you sure, babe? 226 00:08:07,441 --> 00:08:10,276 Patience is a dish best served cold. 227 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:12,504 It is, babe. It's best served cold. 228 00:08:15,303 --> 00:08:16,538 Nope. It's Trip. 229 00:08:17,808 --> 00:08:19,471 Oh, sorry, I keep a running tab in my head 230 00:08:19,526 --> 00:08:21,228 of which one of them is dumber. 231 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,915 We came to you because you are the expert for Internet videos. 232 00:08:26,962 --> 00:08:29,813 Well, I like to start by brainstorming ideas. 233 00:08:29,935 --> 00:08:31,304 Franklin, say the first thing that comes to mind. 234 00:08:31,337 --> 00:08:33,406 Uh, dragons. Balloons. 235 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,542 Mermaids. Volcanos. The movie "Soapdish"... 236 00:08:35,575 --> 00:08:37,044 Okay, good work. Take a break. 237 00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:38,812 Anna-Kat? 238 00:08:38,845 --> 00:08:40,380 How about a claymation video? 239 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:42,716 - Do you even know how to do that? - No. 240 00:08:42,749 --> 00:08:44,284 Okay, good work. Take a break. 241 00:08:45,384 --> 00:08:47,053 Kate. 242 00:08:47,086 --> 00:08:49,423 Dragons. Balloons. Mermaids. 243 00:08:51,091 --> 00:08:53,060 I fit 14 cookies into my mouth. 244 00:08:53,092 --> 00:08:55,596 How many cookies can you fit in your mouth? 245 00:08:55,629 --> 00:08:57,331 This kid's a genius. 246 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:59,899 Hi, I'm Anna-Kat Otto, 247 00:08:59,932 --> 00:09:02,269 and I have 10 cookies in my mouth. 248 00:09:02,302 --> 00:09:03,836 Can you beat me? 249 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:06,944 Take my Wildflower Girls Cookie Challenge and find out. 250 00:09:07,844 --> 00:09:09,910 Order your cookies under Anna-Kat Otto 251 00:09:09,942 --> 00:09:11,745 on the Wildflower Girls website 252 00:09:11,778 --> 00:09:13,747 and challenge your friends. 253 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:15,381 It's official. 254 00:09:15,414 --> 00:09:17,909 The Wildflower Girls Cookie Challenge has launched. 255 00:09:17,987 --> 00:09:19,104 Awesome. 256 00:09:19,129 --> 00:09:21,288 But maybe we should re-edit to include a link to my podcast, 257 00:09:21,321 --> 00:09:22,923 "Getting Frank With Franklin." 258 00:09:22,956 --> 00:09:24,358 Guess who next week's guest is? 259 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,226 Me. It's always me. 260 00:09:29,328 --> 00:09:30,296 This is great. 261 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:32,591 I don't know about you, but I'm not thinking about that letter at all. 262 00:09:32,616 --> 00:09:33,866 What letter? 263 00:09:33,899 --> 00:09:35,702 The letter from Carnegie Mellon. 264 00:09:35,735 --> 00:09:36,804 Oh, I know. 265 00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:38,030 I was just pretending I didn't know 266 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,906 because that's how little I'm thinking about it. 267 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:41,708 You're such a good actress. 268 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,110 You're totally getting in. 269 00:09:43,143 --> 00:09:44,711 Stop! Let's just keep having fun 270 00:09:44,744 --> 00:09:46,146 and not think about Carnegie Mellon. 271 00:09:46,178 --> 00:09:48,481 Hi! Uh, what's your flavor of the day? 272 00:09:48,514 --> 00:09:49,482 Melon. 273 00:09:49,515 --> 00:09:51,284 Oh, God. 274 00:09:54,921 --> 00:09:56,290 Oh, hey, Deborah. How was your weekend? 275 00:09:56,322 --> 00:09:58,458 It was good, but challenging. 276 00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:00,394 Okay. Great. 277 00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:03,497 I got into a fight with my mother about boundaries. 278 00:10:03,529 --> 00:10:06,065 She doesn't want me stopping by her apartment anymore. 279 00:10:06,099 --> 00:10:08,402 Okay. Well, it sounds like you worked through it. 280 00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:09,502 Actually, I didn't. 281 00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:10,636 It's just, there's all this stuff, 282 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:11,838 all this pressure, you know? I mean... 283 00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:14,640 Teen Help Line. Please have a lengthy problem. 284 00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:16,476 Hey, man. I called and talked to you last week. 285 00:10:16,509 --> 00:10:19,413 Hey! I mean, hey. 286 00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:20,581 I'm glad you called back. 287 00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:21,982 Yeah. 288 00:10:23,616 --> 00:10:24,985 Maybe this was a mistake. 289 00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:26,687 No, no, it's good you called. 290 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,355 Is everything okay? 291 00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:29,956 I just feel like I have to tell someone, you know? 292 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:31,325 Y... For sure. 293 00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:32,458 This is a safe space, 294 00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:33,961 so you can say whatever you want. 295 00:10:36,196 --> 00:10:37,831 Hello? You still there? 296 00:10:37,864 --> 00:10:40,934 Yeah. Yeah, I'm still here. 297 00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:43,603 I just never said this out loud before 298 00:10:43,636 --> 00:10:46,673 to myself or anyone. 299 00:10:47,874 --> 00:10:50,543 But, um... 300 00:10:50,577 --> 00:10:55,115 Uh... 301 00:10:55,148 --> 00:10:56,450 I think I'm gay. 302 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:59,485 I mean... No... 303 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:02,355 I'm gay. Um, I'm gay. 304 00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:04,858 That was great. 305 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,392 You did great. 306 00:11:06,426 --> 00:11:08,128 I can't believe I just said that. 307 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,296 You know, I know what a big deal this is for you, 308 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,466 but you're not alone. 309 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,302 There are a lot of teens who have gone through this 310 00:11:15,335 --> 00:11:18,672 and come out the other side just fine. 311 00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:20,974 And they're not popular football players like you. 312 00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:22,375 How do you know I play football? 313 00:11:22,408 --> 00:11:24,745 Uh, I-I don't. 314 00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:26,312 It says here in the script. 315 00:11:26,346 --> 00:11:28,347 I say, "You're a football player" to guys 316 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:30,483 and "You're a volleyball player" to girls. 317 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,852 I thought this was a national hotline. 318 00:11:31,884 --> 00:11:33,653 It's local? Do you go to my school? 319 00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:34,888 No! Look, Will... 320 00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:35,989 You know who I am?! 321 00:11:36,022 --> 00:11:37,824 - Uhhh... - You're that kid. 322 00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:39,326 You're that kid by the bulletin board! 323 00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:41,094 You don't have to worry. I'm not gonna tell anybody. 324 00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:43,262 Yeah, I'll make sure of that. 325 00:11:43,296 --> 00:11:44,531 Hello? Will? 326 00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:45,831 I-I mean, anonymous caller? 327 00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:51,504 Can I have a pretzel? 328 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:52,839 Sorry, honey. 329 00:11:52,871 --> 00:11:54,942 She wants a pretzel. Just let her. 330 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,276 Did you hear that? 331 00:11:56,308 --> 00:11:59,011 The mom said, "Let her." As in "admissions letter"? 332 00:11:59,044 --> 00:12:00,947 We're clearly not gonna have any fun. 333 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,749 Let's just go home, open the letter, 334 00:12:02,782 --> 00:12:04,184 - and get it over with. - "Letter." 335 00:12:04,216 --> 00:12:05,860 You just said "letter"! There it is again! 336 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,956 Ow! 337 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:10,957 Ah! 338 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,793 You know that phrase "It never gets old"? 339 00:12:12,826 --> 00:12:14,628 That does not apply here. 340 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,763 Oh, I actually took your advice about making an impact. 341 00:12:17,797 --> 00:12:20,105 I shot a video where I handed out money to people. 342 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:20,990 Oh. 343 00:12:21,015 --> 00:12:23,136 It wasn't real money, they were Lonnie Bucks, 344 00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:24,971 but they are redeemable on my website 345 00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:26,706 for some sick merch, bro. 346 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,743 That's 10 million Lonnie Bucks. 347 00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:31,877 You're halfway to a T-shirt with paintball splats on it. 348 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,813 I already have six of those. 349 00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:36,162 Lonnie, I appreciate that you're trying, 350 00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:37,357 but making a difference 351 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,884 means doing something for someone else 352 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:40,554 that doesn't benefit yourself. 353 00:12:42,254 --> 00:12:44,224 I don't get your generation. 354 00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:50,329 We came for more cookies! 355 00:12:50,362 --> 00:12:52,064 Yep. We sold out again. 356 00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:54,634 I saw your video. So creative. 357 00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:56,436 I guess when you have no other resources, 358 00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:58,004 you have to use the ol' noodle, huh? 359 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,472 Mm. 360 00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:01,841 I took your cookie challenge, Anna-Kat. 361 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,943 I hope you win. 362 00:13:03,976 --> 00:13:06,480 You're not going to, though. 363 00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:09,149 Because however many boxes you sell, 364 00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:11,518 I'm going to have my dad buy one more so I win. 365 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,619 Why would you do that? 366 00:13:12,652 --> 00:13:15,187 Because my mom and I like to win things. 367 00:13:15,221 --> 00:13:17,957 - Right, Mom? - You got it, baby! 368 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:19,592 Do you even want that vacation? 369 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,995 Oh, Katie. The Los Angeles thing? 370 00:13:22,028 --> 00:13:23,797 That's not a vacation. 371 00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,876 I just have some errands to run out there. 372 00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:32,267 I'm sorry, Anna-Kat. But you should be proud of yourself. 373 00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,404 You tried to win the contest the right way, 374 00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,504 and at the end of the day, that's what's most important. 375 00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:38,341 I already know that lesson. 376 00:13:38,374 --> 00:13:40,410 I wanted to learn a new lesson, 377 00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:42,579 the one where I work hard and get a great trip. 378 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,963 There'll be other trips. 379 00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:46,790 No. Not really. 380 00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:48,226 I just wanted a real vacation 381 00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:50,161 before my big sister goes away to college 382 00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:51,929 and changes our family forever. 383 00:13:53,864 --> 00:13:55,924 Oh, sweetie. 384 00:13:55,949 --> 00:13:57,962 This was gonna be our last big memory 385 00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,299 when we're all together. 386 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,711 It's like a paintball to your heart, right, Kate? 387 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:10,749 - Run. - Yep. 388 00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:16,526 Hey, you. 389 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:19,322 Will, wait! I don't want to die in a pair of Kirkland jeans. 390 00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:21,826 You better keep your mouth shut. 391 00:14:21,859 --> 00:14:23,128 Of course. 392 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,895 And I know this is easy for me to say, 393 00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:27,064 but I don't think it will ruin your life 394 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:28,399 if people know you're gay. 395 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,235 Will you shut up? 396 00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,039 Look, you... 397 00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:36,874 You don't know what it's like. 398 00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:39,677 There are expectations of me... 399 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:40,912 at home, at school, 400 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,914 with my friends and my teammates. 401 00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:45,683 Yeah, and all those people care about you. 402 00:14:45,716 --> 00:14:48,119 Honestly, if you come out, 403 00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:50,688 I really believe everyone will support you. 404 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:52,523 You don't know what you're talking about. 405 00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,725 Well, I guess there's only one way for you to find out. 406 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,928 Yeah, I guess. 407 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,635 Hey. 408 00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:07,304 I know that you've been dying to open that letter 409 00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:10,341 but you waited because you didn't want to ruin our night. 410 00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:13,543 That's what I love about you... 411 00:15:13,577 --> 00:15:16,947 you always put other people first. 412 00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:19,383 I'll miss you, but... 413 00:15:19,415 --> 00:15:21,318 I really hope you get in. 414 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:34,065 Taylor, wait. 415 00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:35,500 I don't have anything else. 416 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,235 I've just seen that happen a lot in movies. 417 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,506 Oh. How was the festival? 418 00:15:42,539 --> 00:15:43,881 Uh, not great. 419 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,042 No matter how hard we tried, 420 00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,477 we couldn't stop thinking about the letter. 421 00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:52,283 I'm gonna take this to my room and open it alone. 422 00:15:57,688 --> 00:15:59,890 I suppose we should probably talk about 423 00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:02,693 how we're gonna pay for Carnegie Mellon if she gets in. 424 00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:04,895 Obviously, there's no way we can afford this. 425 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,398 Maybe your business will take off 426 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:08,765 and my book will be a success? 427 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,068 That's at least a year away. 428 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,503 How are we going to pay for it in the meantime? 429 00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:14,071 I do have 10 million Lonnie Bucks. 430 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,708 She's our kid. 431 00:16:17,741 --> 00:16:19,342 I guess we'll figure it out. 432 00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:20,711 We'll just work until we die. 433 00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:22,379 And there's that lady at the grocery store 434 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:23,871 who said she'd pay anything to have my hair. 435 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:28,352 I really hope she gets in. 436 00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,654 Me too. 437 00:16:33,457 --> 00:16:34,792 Well? 438 00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,927 They said no. 439 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,797 - Oh. - Oh, sweetie. 440 00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:41,232 I'm so sorry. 441 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:42,799 It is their loss. 442 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,367 Your audition tape was amazing. 443 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,136 You can re-apply next year, right? 444 00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:47,572 Yeah. I guess. 445 00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:49,273 I know how much you wanted this. 446 00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:50,874 If it's any consolation, 447 00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:52,643 I couldn't really wear a college sweatshirt 448 00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:55,296 that said "Carnegie Mellon" with these. 449 00:16:59,616 --> 00:17:02,987 Hey, do you have something to tell me? 450 00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:06,723 No. Do you have something to tell me? 451 00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,892 Mom and Dad said you didn't get into Carnegie Mellon. 452 00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:10,418 Why'd you lie? 453 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,778 What are you talking about? 454 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,437 I steamed open your admissions letter, 455 00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:15,723 - read it, and sealed it back up. - What?! 456 00:17:15,748 --> 00:17:18,269 I open all the important mail that comes to the house. 457 00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:20,170 I'm still hoping my real parents are trying to find me. 458 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:22,306 - Oliver! - I don't understand. 459 00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:24,000 You got in. This is your dream. 460 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,114 Trip told me that I always put other people first, 461 00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:32,250 but you know what? 462 00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,484 I haven't been, 463 00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,452 especially with Mom and Dad. 464 00:17:35,486 --> 00:17:36,786 I overheard them talking about 465 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,289 how they can't afford college right now. 466 00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:40,525 So, I put them first. 467 00:17:40,557 --> 00:17:43,093 I'm gonna tell Carnegie Mellon I'll come next year. 468 00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:44,595 And in the meantime, 469 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,532 I'll get a job and help them pay for it. 470 00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:51,134 Now, do you have something to tell me? 471 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:52,303 What are you talking about? 472 00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:53,470 Your new Instagram account. 473 00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:55,805 What? 474 00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:58,509 "Hey, everybody, it's Oliver Otto. 475 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:02,280 I got some advice today, and I've decided to take it. 476 00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:04,348 It's time the world knows the real me. 477 00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:06,150 I'm gay." 478 00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:08,486 It's everywhere. 479 00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:09,620 Oh... 480 00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:11,655 A kid from our school called Teen Help Line 481 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:14,124 and told me he was gay, but he's afraid to come out. 482 00:18:14,158 --> 00:18:16,327 I let it slip that I knew who he was. 483 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,828 He must be doing this preemptively 484 00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,130 in case I was gonna out him. 485 00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:21,731 So, you're not gay? 486 00:18:21,765 --> 00:18:23,234 No. 487 00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:25,035 Are you gonna post something denying it? 488 00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:28,539 No. 489 00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:30,140 Well, what about everyone at school? 490 00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:31,808 Hopefully they'll be cool with it, 491 00:18:31,842 --> 00:18:33,511 just like I told him they would be. 492 00:18:33,544 --> 00:18:35,345 You think? 493 00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,381 I guess we're gonna find out. 494 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:40,217 Look at you being a good person. 495 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,885 - You too. - I know! 496 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,653 What is happening to us? 497 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:44,822 I think we're letting Mom and Dad's 498 00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:47,490 homespun middle-class values corrupt us. 499 00:18:47,524 --> 00:18:48,859 Damn them. 500 00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,763 Am I allowed to boo when they announce Paris as the winner? 501 00:18:53,796 --> 00:18:55,198 Of course, honey. 502 00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:56,399 But pretend to be tying your shoe 503 00:18:56,432 --> 00:18:57,535 so they don't know where it's coming from. 504 00:18:59,436 --> 00:19:01,072 Okay, Wildflower Girls. 505 00:19:01,104 --> 00:19:03,274 The moment is finally here. 506 00:19:03,306 --> 00:19:06,043 Time to announce the top three sellers! 507 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:08,778 In third place, with 112 boxes sold, 508 00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:11,248 Elaine Johnson! 509 00:19:12,783 --> 00:19:16,954 And in second place, with 642 boxes sold, Paris! 510 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,390 Wait. No, what? 511 00:19:20,423 --> 00:19:21,858 That... That's... That's not right. 512 00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,195 That should say first place. Um... 513 00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:25,862 And in first... 514 00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:31,202 With 87,416 boxes sold, Anna-Kat Otto? 515 00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:38,442 What? 516 00:19:38,475 --> 00:19:39,944 How did this happen? 517 00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:44,081 Aaaaand 35! 518 00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,482 I took the Anna-Kat Otto 519 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,883 Wildflower Girls Cookie Challenge, 520 00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,253 and so should you! 521 00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:52,756 Click the link right here 522 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,392 to get your own cookies from Anna-Kat. 523 00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:56,394 And for every box you guys buy, 524 00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,929 I'll donate $5 to a local food pantry. 525 00:19:58,961 --> 00:20:02,465 Let's make a difference! 526 00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:04,735 Whoa, that's awesome, Lonnie! 527 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:05,736 When did you post that? 528 00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:07,570 About an hour ago. 529 00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:09,028 I saw how much it meant to Anna-Kat 530 00:20:09,061 --> 00:20:10,615 to win that vacation for your family. 531 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,342 And I figured the food pantry thing 532 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,977 was a good way to help the community. 533 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:16,513 You're growing as a person. I'm proud of you. 534 00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:19,749 Yeah. Cool. 535 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,685 Pudding balloon. 536 00:20:20,717 --> 00:20:22,352 Is that slang? What does that mean? 537 00:20:22,385 --> 00:20:24,654 No. I'm throwing a pudding balloon at you. 538 00:20:30,526 --> 00:20:32,429 At least the things you're throwing at me are getting softer. 539 00:20:32,462 --> 00:20:33,530 I appreciate that. 540 00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:36,767 Who cares how it happened? We won! 541 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,636 We're going on a real-people vacation! 542 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,140 Now you should take 543 00:21:02,165 --> 00:21:03,971 the Anna-Kat Cookie Challenge!