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All I do is bake, cut, jar, repeat.
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I honestly can't remember
my life before lasagna.
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- It was us.
- You're right.
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I blacked it out.
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You know, if you need a break,
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my college is doing a walking tour
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of the first Connecticut Post Office.
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I could see if there's still tickets.
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I guarantee you there's still tickets.
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Trip's gonna be here
in a couple minutes,
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so just waffles to go.
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Syrup on the side.
I don't want them to get soggy.
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Greg, did you hear that?
She ordered waffles.
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Huh. She didn't even
want to hear the specials.
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I just want breakfast to go.
I don't see the big deal.
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The big deal is
you always think of yourself.
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I'm working my ass off to help
support this family.
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Okay, okay. I didn't mean to
trigger a mom rant.
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Nobody mention paper straws.
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Ugh! They're terrible!
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They get all mushy and fall apart.
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And what about milkshakes?
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You can't even drink
a milkshake anymore.
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What are you doing?
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Making things worse.
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Hey babe, did you get your
admissions letter yet?
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No, but I hope it comes soon
and I get accepted
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so I can get out of this prison.
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Taylor, come on.
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Sorry. It's not a prison.
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- Prisoners get breakfast.
- Ugh.
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Babe, if you do get in,
you'll move away from me.
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That letter could change everything.
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Let's not worry about it
until it happens.
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You're right.
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We will paint that bridge
when we walk over it.
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We'll paint it then.
We'll paint it together.
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Oliver, we're leaving.
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If my admissions letter
from Carnegie Mellon comes,
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don't open it.
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You know, Trip is right.
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If she gets in,
it is gonna change everything.
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I know. The first year's tuition
is $56,000.
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We've talked about this.
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You can't kill me so you can
cash in my life insurance.
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It's illegal, and you'll get caught.
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Oh, I would not get caught.
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I would not get caught.
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04x13 - The Great Cookie Challenge
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Kate!
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Nice mustache,
mid-puberty Justin Bieber.
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I'll take it.
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That dude's yoked now.
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Mm. Greg's in his office.
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Lonnie, come on!
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Oh!
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What am I doing, wasting my time
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writing a book about
this social media half-wit
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who contributes nothing of value
to our society
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or the world in general?
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You're selling out so you can
send your daughter to college.
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Right.
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Anna-Kat, you're gonna be late
for school!
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I'm missing health class. It's fine.
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I don't need Ms. Shineburg to explain
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why I'm starting to get B.O.
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Hey, I need you to buy a hundred boxes
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of Wildflower Girl cookies from me.
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It's the last weekend to sell,
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and I'm not even close to my goal.
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Oh, sure.
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What's that, $500?
I don't have any cash.
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Grab a handful of diamonds
from the vault.
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We're regular people, Anna-Kat.
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We live month-to-month.
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We can't just throw money at problems.
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Fine. I guess I won't win the trip.
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Wait. What trip?
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The Wildflower Girl
who sells the most cookies
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gets an all-expense paid
family trip to Hollywood.
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I haven't been on a vacation
since I gave birth to you.
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Oh, two weeks of bed rest
at a Kaiser, baby!
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The vacation includes spa treatments,
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tickets to a game-show taping,
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and the hotel has a kids' club,
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which means after we enjoy
our complimentary breakfast,
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you won't see me until
our complimentary dinner.
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Let's sell some cookies!
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Got a little surprise for you.
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Two tickets to the Winter Festival?
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Aww! That's where we had our first date.
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With you maybe going to college
in a few months,
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I thought it'd be fun to
remember where it all started.
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It's also where we had our first kiss.
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And where we had our first funnel cake.
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Okay, I have to come clean.
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I'd had funnel cake before,
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but I swear it meant nothing to me!
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I can't believe that's the guy
who called Teen Help Line
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saying he wanted to off himself.
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Yeah. It doesn't make any sense.
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He's popular,
he's lettered in three sports,
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all the girls like him.
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And a teacher actually resigned
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because she fell in love with him.
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How cool is that?
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I just need to get him to open up,
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but I can't just approach him,
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because Teen Help Line is confidential.
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I'm not even supposed to know who he is.
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I have to get him to call back.
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But how?
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I have no idea.
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Dude, I'm sorry. I'm hungry.
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My blood shugie's muy low.
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Obviously, Greg and I
hope that she gets in,
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but we just aren't sure how
we're gonna pay for it.
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Katie, I can't fix your poorness.
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Okay?
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And thinking about it is making it
difficult for me to enjoy my frittata.
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Why don't you give me something easier?
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Like, what's with
the little child of yours
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and, um, her cake project?
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- You mean Anna-Kat and the cookies?
- Yes.
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She's trying to sell enough boxes
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to win a trip to Hollywood,
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but it's hard to compete
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when all the other girls
buy their victories.
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Ugh. All roads lead back to poorness.
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So, if you can't outspend them,
outthink them.
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Dust off your marketing degree
and sell some cookies.
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Oh, we are.
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We are going to hit up
the grocery stores,
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walk the neighborhoods...
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Katie, that's how they sold
cookies in the old days.
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Make a video and hit
social media like Lonnie does.
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- Oooh, that's good.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, um, by the way,
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is Lonnie single?
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Doris.
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I just saw that show "Mrs. Fletcher,"
and I got me some ideas.
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Mnh-mnh, no.
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You ready?
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You know, sometimes I have a hard time
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talking my problems through.
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Maybe there's something
on this bulletin board
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that could help us.
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Oooh, someone's selling
Wimbledon tickets.
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If you're really feeling sad,
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you should call Teen Help Line.
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It's anonymous,
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and it's not some adult
who doesn't get it.
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It's teens talking to teens.
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The best time to call is Tuesday
between 5:00 and 10:00 p.m.
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Hey, Jacob! Wait up!
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Damn.
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I don't know if he heard me.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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I'm going to Wimbledon!
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When I shot my buddy Turd
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in the nads with a paintball gun,
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I got to one million followers.
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But the real turning point,
which got me to 35 mil,
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was when I jumped off my garage
dressed as a bird
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and I broke both my ankles.
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I was like, "Cawww!"
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And then I was like, "Aaaaaah!"
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Fascinating.
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Do you ever think you could be
doing something with your fame
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to make a difference in the world?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, you have a platform
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which reaches millions of young people.
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You could have a real impact.
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I think if we're gonna be
writing a book about you,
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we need to be saying
something more substantial.
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Maybe you're right.
I'll give it some thought.
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Hey, guys, if you like what you see,
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remember to smash that like button.
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- Lonnie, are you filming this?
- Yeah.
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It's my new video series called
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"Deep Talks with Professor Badonkadonk."
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For the last time,
my ass isn't that big.
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These are thick-ribbed corduroys.
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I'm heading to the edge of
the driveway to sell cookies.
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The days of old-school selling are over.
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We are going to shoot a video
and make it go viral.
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Can I have 100 bucks?
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Is there a rich person
standing behind me?
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I want to spring for dinner
at Winter Fest tomorrow tonight.
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Trip got the tickets,
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and I thought it'd be a nice gesture.
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Aw, babe, you don't have to do that.
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She's not going to do that.
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I don't see the problem.
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You have your own company,
and Dad is writing some book.
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For now, all the money that I make
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goes right back into the business.
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And your dad doesn't get paid
until his book is published.
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All you guys do is say no.
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That is not true.
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Sometimes I say
"I've got to think about it,"
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then I say no.
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- What's going in here? I'm trying to work.
- It's your daughter.
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Despite our mediocre-at-best efforts,
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she has turned into a spoiled brat.
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Ugh! I am so sick of this!
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I can't wait to move out
and go to college!
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I can wait.
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You don't even know
if you're getting in yet.
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You're about to find out.
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The letter from Carnegie Mellon came.
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And Mom, here's another warning
from the library.
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You've gotta return "Gone Girl."
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I will finish in my own damn time.
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- Are you going to open it?
- Yeah, open it.
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Not now.
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If I get in, Trip will be sad.
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But if I don't get in, then I'll be sad.
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Either way, our night at
the festival is ruined.
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You know what?
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I'll leave it here and open it later.
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If I don't know,
I don't have to worry about it.
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Are you sure, babe?
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Patience is a dish best served cold.
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It is, babe. It's best served cold.
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Nope. It's Trip.
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Oh, sorry, I keep a running tab
in my head
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of which one of them is dumber.
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We came to you because you are
the expert for Internet videos.
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Well, I like to start
by brainstorming ideas.
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Franklin, say the first thing
that comes to mind.
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Uh, dragons. Balloons.
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Mermaids. Volcanos.
The movie "Soapdish"...
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Okay, good work. Take a break.
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Anna-Kat?
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How about a claymation video?
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- Do you even know how to do that?
- No.
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Okay, good work. Take a break.
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Kate.
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Dragons. Balloons. Mermaids.
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I fit 14 cookies into my mouth.
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How many cookies
can you fit in your mouth?
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This kid's a genius.
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Hi, I'm Anna-Kat Otto,
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and I have 10 cookies in my mouth.
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Can you beat me?
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Take my Wildflower Girls
Cookie Challenge and find out.
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Order your cookies under Anna-Kat Otto
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on the Wildflower Girls website
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and challenge your friends.
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It's official.
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The Wildflower Girls Cookie
Challenge has launched.
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Awesome.
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00:09:19,129 --> 00:09:21,288
But maybe we should re-edit
to include a link to my podcast,
257
00:09:21,321 --> 00:09:22,923
"Getting Frank With Franklin."
258
00:09:22,956 --> 00:09:24,358
Guess who next week's guest is?
259
00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,226
Me. It's always me.
260
00:09:29,328 --> 00:09:30,296
This is great.
261
00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:32,591
I don't know about you, but I'm not
thinking about that letter at all.
262
00:09:32,616 --> 00:09:33,866
What letter?
263
00:09:33,899 --> 00:09:35,702
The letter from Carnegie Mellon.
264
00:09:35,735 --> 00:09:36,804
Oh, I know.
265
00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:38,030
I was just pretending I didn't know
266
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,906
because that's how little
I'm thinking about it.
267
00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:41,708
You're such a good actress.
268
00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,110
You're totally getting in.
269
00:09:43,143 --> 00:09:44,711
Stop! Let's just keep having fun
270
00:09:44,744 --> 00:09:46,146
and not think about Carnegie Mellon.
271
00:09:46,178 --> 00:09:48,481
Hi! Uh, what's your flavor of the day?
272
00:09:48,514 --> 00:09:49,482
Melon.
273
00:09:49,515 --> 00:09:51,284
Oh, God.
274
00:09:54,921 --> 00:09:56,290
Oh, hey, Deborah. How was your weekend?
275
00:09:56,322 --> 00:09:58,458
It was good, but challenging.
276
00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:00,394
Okay. Great.
277
00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:03,497
I got into a fight with my
mother about boundaries.
278
00:10:03,529 --> 00:10:06,065
She doesn't want me stopping by
her apartment anymore.
279
00:10:06,099 --> 00:10:08,402
Okay. Well, it sounds like
you worked through it.
280
00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:09,502
Actually, I didn't.
281
00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:10,636
It's just, there's all this stuff,
282
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:11,838
all this pressure, you know? I mean...
283
00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:14,640
Teen Help Line. Please have
a lengthy problem.
284
00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:16,476
Hey, man. I called
and talked to you last week.
285
00:10:16,509 --> 00:10:19,413
Hey! I mean, hey.
286
00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:20,581
I'm glad you called back.
287
00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:21,982
Yeah.
288
00:10:23,616 --> 00:10:24,985
Maybe this was a mistake.
289
00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:26,687
No, no, it's good you called.
290
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,355
Is everything okay?
291
00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:29,956
I just feel like I have to
tell someone, you know?
292
00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:31,325
Y... For sure.
293
00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:32,458
This is a safe space,
294
00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:33,961
so you can say whatever you want.
295
00:10:36,196 --> 00:10:37,831
Hello? You still there?
296
00:10:37,864 --> 00:10:40,934
Yeah. Yeah, I'm still here.
297
00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:43,603
I just never said this out loud before
298
00:10:43,636 --> 00:10:46,673
to myself or anyone.
299
00:10:47,874 --> 00:10:50,543
But, um...
300
00:10:50,577 --> 00:10:55,115
Uh...
301
00:10:55,148 --> 00:10:56,450
I think I'm gay.
302
00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:59,485
I mean... No...
303
00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:02,355
I'm gay. Um, I'm gay.
304
00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:04,858
That was great.
305
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,392
You did great.
306
00:11:06,426 --> 00:11:08,128
I can't believe I just said that.
307
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,296
You know, I know what
a big deal this is for you,
308
00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,466
but you're not alone.
309
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,302
There are a lot of teens
who have gone through this
310
00:11:15,335 --> 00:11:18,672
and come out the other side just fine.
311
00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:20,974
And they're not popular
football players like you.
312
00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:22,375
How do you know I play football?
313
00:11:22,408 --> 00:11:24,745
Uh, I-I don't.
314
00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:26,312
It says here in the script.
315
00:11:26,346 --> 00:11:28,347
I say, "You're
a football player" to guys
316
00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:30,483
and "You're
a volleyball player" to girls.
317
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,852
I thought this was a national hotline.
318
00:11:31,884 --> 00:11:33,653
It's local? Do you go to my school?
319
00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:34,888
No! Look, Will...
320
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:35,989
You know who I am?!
321
00:11:36,022 --> 00:11:37,824
- Uhhh...
- You're that kid.
322
00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:39,326
You're that kid by the bulletin board!
323
00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:41,094
You don't have to worry.
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
324
00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:43,262
Yeah, I'll make sure of that.
325
00:11:43,296 --> 00:11:44,531
Hello? Will?
326
00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:45,831
I-I mean, anonymous caller?
327
00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:51,504
Can I have a pretzel?
328
00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:52,839
Sorry, honey.
329
00:11:52,871 --> 00:11:54,942
She wants a pretzel. Just let her.
330
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,276
Did you hear that?
331
00:11:56,308 --> 00:11:59,011
The mom said, "Let her."
As in "admissions letter"?
332
00:11:59,044 --> 00:12:00,947
We're clearly not gonna have any fun.
333
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,749
Let's just go home, open the letter,
334
00:12:02,782 --> 00:12:04,184
- and get it over with.
- "Letter."
335
00:12:04,216 --> 00:12:05,860
You just said "letter"!
There it is again!
336
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,956
Ow!
337
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:10,957
Ah!
338
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,793
You know that phrase
"It never gets old"?
339
00:12:12,826 --> 00:12:14,628
That does not apply here.
340
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,763
Oh, I actually took your advice
about making an impact.
341
00:12:17,797 --> 00:12:20,105
I shot a video where
I handed out money to people.
342
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:20,990
Oh.
343
00:12:21,015 --> 00:12:23,136
It wasn't real money,
they were Lonnie Bucks,
344
00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:24,971
but they are redeemable on my website
345
00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:26,706
for some sick merch, bro.
346
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,743
That's 10 million Lonnie Bucks.
347
00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:31,877
You're halfway to a T-shirt
with paintball splats on it.
348
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,813
I already have six of those.
349
00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:36,162
Lonnie, I appreciate that you're trying,
350
00:12:36,187 --> 00:12:37,357
but making a difference
351
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,884
means doing something for someone else
352
00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:40,554
that doesn't benefit yourself.
353
00:12:42,254 --> 00:12:44,224
I don't get your generation.
354
00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:50,329
We came for more cookies!
355
00:12:50,362 --> 00:12:52,064
Yep. We sold out again.
356
00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:54,634
I saw your video. So creative.
357
00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:56,436
I guess when you have
no other resources,
358
00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:58,004
you have to use the ol' noodle, huh?
359
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,472
Mm.
360
00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:01,841
I took your cookie challenge, Anna-Kat.
361
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,943
I hope you win.
362
00:13:03,976 --> 00:13:06,480
You're not going to, though.
363
00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:09,149
Because however many boxes you sell,
364
00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:11,518
I'm going to have my dad
buy one more so I win.
365
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,619
Why would you do that?
366
00:13:12,652 --> 00:13:15,187
Because my mom and I like to win things.
367
00:13:15,221 --> 00:13:17,957
- Right, Mom?
- You got it, baby!
368
00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:19,592
Do you even want that vacation?
369
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,995
Oh, Katie. The Los Angeles thing?
370
00:13:22,028 --> 00:13:23,797
That's not a vacation.
371
00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,876
I just have some errands
to run out there.
372
00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:32,267
I'm sorry, Anna-Kat.
But you should be proud of yourself.
373
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,404
You tried to win
the contest the right way,
374
00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,504
and at the end of the day,
that's what's most important.
375
00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:38,341
I already know that lesson.
376
00:13:38,374 --> 00:13:40,410
I wanted to learn a new lesson,
377
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:42,579
the one where I work hard
and get a great trip.
378
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,963
There'll be other trips.
379
00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:46,790
No. Not really.
380
00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:48,226
I just wanted a real vacation
381
00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:50,161
before my big sister
goes away to college
382
00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:51,929
and changes our family forever.
383
00:13:53,864 --> 00:13:55,924
Oh, sweetie.
384
00:13:55,949 --> 00:13:57,962
This was gonna be our last big memory
385
00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,299
when we're all together.
386
00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,711
It's like a paintball
to your heart, right, Kate?
387
00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:10,749
- Run.
- Yep.
388
00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:16,526
Hey, you.
389
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:19,322
Will, wait! I don't want to die
in a pair of Kirkland jeans.
390
00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:21,826
You better keep your mouth shut.
391
00:14:21,859 --> 00:14:23,128
Of course.
392
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,895
And I know this is easy for me to say,
393
00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:27,064
but I don't think it will ruin your life
394
00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:28,399
if people know you're gay.
395
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,235
Will you shut up?
396
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,039
Look, you...
397
00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:36,874
You don't know what it's like.
398
00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:39,677
There are expectations of me...
399
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:40,912
at home, at school,
400
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,914
with my friends and my teammates.
401
00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:45,683
Yeah, and all those people
care about you.
402
00:14:45,716 --> 00:14:48,119
Honestly, if you come out,
403
00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:50,688
I really believe
everyone will support you.
404
00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:52,523
You don't know
what you're talking about.
405
00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,725
Well, I guess there's only
one way for you to find out.
406
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,928
Yeah, I guess.
407
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,635
Hey.
408
00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:07,304
I know that you've been dying to
open that letter
409
00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:10,341
but you waited because you
didn't want to ruin our night.
410
00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:13,543
That's what I love about you...
411
00:15:13,577 --> 00:15:16,947
you always put other people first.
412
00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:19,383
I'll miss you, but...
413
00:15:19,415 --> 00:15:21,318
I really hope you get in.
414
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:34,065
Taylor, wait.
415
00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:35,500
I don't have anything else.
416
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,235
I've just seen that
happen a lot in movies.
417
00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,506
Oh. How was the festival?
418
00:15:42,539 --> 00:15:43,881
Uh, not great.
419
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,042
No matter how hard we tried,
420
00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,477
we couldn't stop
thinking about the letter.
421
00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:52,283
I'm gonna take this to my room
and open it alone.
422
00:15:57,688 --> 00:15:59,890
I suppose we should probably talk about
423
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:02,693
how we're gonna pay for
Carnegie Mellon if she gets in.
424
00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:04,895
Obviously, there's no way
we can afford this.
425
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,398
Maybe your business will take off
426
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:08,765
and my book will be a success?
427
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,068
That's at least a year away.
428
00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,503
How are we going to pay for it
in the meantime?
429
00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:14,071
I do have 10 million Lonnie Bucks.
430
00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,708
She's our kid.
431
00:16:17,741 --> 00:16:19,342
I guess we'll figure it out.
432
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:20,711
We'll just work until we die.
433
00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:22,379
And there's that lady
at the grocery store
434
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:23,871
who said she'd pay anything
to have my hair.
435
00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:28,352
I really hope she gets in.
436
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,654
Me too.
437
00:16:33,457 --> 00:16:34,792
Well?
438
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,927
They said no.
439
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,797
- Oh.
- Oh, sweetie.
440
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:41,232
I'm so sorry.
441
00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:42,799
It is their loss.
442
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,367
Your audition tape was amazing.
443
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,136
You can re-apply next year, right?
444
00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:47,572
Yeah. I guess.
445
00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:49,273
I know how much you wanted this.
446
00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:50,874
If it's any consolation,
447
00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:52,643
I couldn't really wear
a college sweatshirt
448
00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:55,296
that said "Carnegie Mellon" with these.
449
00:16:59,616 --> 00:17:02,987
Hey, do you have something to tell me?
450
00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:06,723
No. Do you have something to tell me?
451
00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,892
Mom and Dad said you didn't get
into Carnegie Mellon.
452
00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:10,418
Why'd you lie?
453
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,778
What are you talking about?
454
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,437
I steamed open your admissions letter,
455
00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:15,723
- read it, and sealed it back up.
- What?!
456
00:17:15,748 --> 00:17:18,269
I open all the important mail
that comes to the house.
457
00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:20,170
I'm still hoping my real parents
are trying to find me.
458
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:22,306
- Oliver!
- I don't understand.
459
00:17:22,339 --> 00:17:24,000
You got in. This is your dream.
460
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,114
Trip told me that
I always put other people first,
461
00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:32,250
but you know what?
462
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,484
I haven't been,
463
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,452
especially with Mom and Dad.
464
00:17:35,486 --> 00:17:36,786
I overheard them talking about
465
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,289
how they can't afford college right now.
466
00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:40,525
So, I put them first.
467
00:17:40,557 --> 00:17:43,093
I'm gonna tell Carnegie Mellon
I'll come next year.
468
00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:44,595
And in the meantime,
469
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,532
I'll get a job and help them pay for it.
470
00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:51,134
Now, do you have something to tell me?
471
00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:52,303
What are you talking about?
472
00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:53,470
Your new Instagram account.
473
00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:55,805
What?
474
00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:58,509
"Hey, everybody, it's Oliver Otto.
475
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:02,280
I got some advice today,
and I've decided to take it.
476
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:04,348
It's time the world knows the real me.
477
00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:06,150
I'm gay."
478
00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:08,486
It's everywhere.
479
00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:09,620
Oh...
480
00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:11,655
A kid from our school
called Teen Help Line
481
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:14,124
and told me he was gay,
but he's afraid to come out.
482
00:18:14,158 --> 00:18:16,327
I let it slip that I knew who he was.
483
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,828
He must be doing this preemptively
484
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,130
in case I was gonna out him.
485
00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:21,731
So, you're not gay?
486
00:18:21,765 --> 00:18:23,234
No.
487
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:25,035
Are you gonna post something denying it?
488
00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:28,539
No.
489
00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:30,140
Well, what about everyone at school?
490
00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:31,808
Hopefully they'll be cool with it,
491
00:18:31,842 --> 00:18:33,511
just like I told him they would be.
492
00:18:33,544 --> 00:18:35,345
You think?
493
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,381
I guess we're gonna find out.
494
00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:40,217
Look at you being a good person.
495
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,885
- You too.
- I know!
496
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,653
What is happening to us?
497
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:44,822
I think we're letting Mom and Dad's
498
00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:47,490
homespun middle-class values corrupt us.
499
00:18:47,524 --> 00:18:48,859
Damn them.
500
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,763
Am I allowed to boo when they
announce Paris as the winner?
501
00:18:53,796 --> 00:18:55,198
Of course, honey.
502
00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:56,399
But pretend to be tying your shoe
503
00:18:56,432 --> 00:18:57,535
so they don't know
where it's coming from.
504
00:18:59,436 --> 00:19:01,072
Okay, Wildflower Girls.
505
00:19:01,104 --> 00:19:03,274
The moment is finally here.
506
00:19:03,306 --> 00:19:06,043
Time to announce the top three sellers!
507
00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:08,778
In third place, with 112 boxes sold,
508
00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:11,248
Elaine Johnson!
509
00:19:12,783 --> 00:19:16,954
And in second place,
with 642 boxes sold, Paris!
510
00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,390
Wait. No, what?
511
00:19:20,423 --> 00:19:21,858
That... That's... That's not right.
512
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,195
That should say first place. Um...
513
00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:25,862
And in first...
514
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:31,202
With 87,416 boxes sold, Anna-Kat Otto?
515
00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:38,442
What?
516
00:19:38,475 --> 00:19:39,944
How did this happen?
517
00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:44,081
Aaaaand 35!
518
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,482
I took the Anna-Kat Otto
519
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,883
Wildflower Girls Cookie Challenge,
520
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,253
and so should you!
521
00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:52,756
Click the link right here
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to get your own cookies from Anna-Kat.
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And for every box you guys buy,
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I'll donate $5 to a local food pantry.
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Let's make a difference!
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Whoa, that's awesome, Lonnie!
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When did you post that?
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About an hour ago.
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I saw how much it meant to Anna-Kat
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to win that vacation for your family.
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And I figured the food pantry thing
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was a good way to help the community.
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You're growing as a person.
I'm proud of you.
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Yeah. Cool.
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Pudding balloon.
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Is that slang? What does that mean?
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No. I'm throwing
a pudding balloon at you.
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At least the things you're
throwing at me are getting softer.
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I appreciate that.
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Who cares how it happened? We won!
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We're going on a real-people vacation!
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Now you should take
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the Anna-Kat Cookie Challenge!