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Allemande left!
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Now allemande right!
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Now spin your top!
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You know those sweet stories
where people say
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that they met their husbands
in grade school?
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That's not this, right?
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Anna-Kat, what is Franklin doing?
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He's just practicing.
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They're offering square dancing
in gym this unit.
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This could be my first ever "A" in PE.
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Actually, it's gonna be your 53rd "C,"
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because we're doing kickball instead.
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Come on, let's do
square dancing together.
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You get to see me in my boots.
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Pass. Square dancing is lame.
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If I can't do this...
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...then I'm out.
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Anna-Kat, can you come here a second?
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You were a little harsh
with Franklin, don't you think?
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Eh, he can handle it.
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The kid's got thick skin.
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And that's not just a saying.
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At the doctor's, they have to
use horse needles on him.
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Weave the ring and set the square!
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Yee-haw!
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I agree. That's a lot.
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But in a relationship, you have
to make more of an effort.
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Do something that the other one likes.
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Ugh. Okay, fine.
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Franklin, I'm in.
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But I'm limiting you to one "yee-haw"
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and one "little lady" a day.
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Yee-haw! Sounds good, little lady.
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Aw, I shouldn't have
used them both so fast.
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Okay, guys, let's go.
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We're gonna be late for school.
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It's so funny
when parents give kids advice
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that they don't take themselves.
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I know we raised you
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to be the independent thinker
and speak your mind,
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but that was a mistake.
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I'm just saying,
you and Dad don't do anything
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the other one likes.
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You watch different TV shows,
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you have different interests.
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If you read books,
you'd like different books.
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We're fine. Thank you.
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Remember the savings bonds
that Grandpa gave you
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- when you were 3?
- Yeah.
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I cashed them in when you were 4.
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04x09 - Hip to be Square
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♪ A million dreams
is all it's gonna take ♪
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♪ A million dreams for the world
we're gonna make ♪
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That was amazing, babe.
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That was fantastic, Taylor.
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It's from "The Greatest Showman."
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It's a movie where Wolverine
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for some reason starts a circus.
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Thanks, Trip.
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Is that what you're singing
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for your Carnegie Mellon audition tape?
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Yeah. I just got to film it
and send it in.
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This video has to be perfect.
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I've never wanted anything
so badly in my life.
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Do you need a director?
Because you should know,
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I was a filmmaker back in college.
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I still have my Super 8 camera.
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Thanks, Dad. But Trip said
he'd just shoot it on his phone.
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Do you really think you can capture
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the grit of the performance
and the depth of emotions
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by just pressing a button
on a cellphone?
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Sure.
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Oh.
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You know, I thought being single
was gonna be fun,
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but farting whenever you want
loses its appeal after a while.
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Why don't you get out there
and meet someone?
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Who? Who am I meeting
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that wants to date
a single woman deep in her 30s
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with four children?
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Uhhh... a prisoner?
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My breakup with Richard
came out of nowhere.
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But it also kind of didn't.
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You know, apparently, we were
drifting apart for years.
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- Like how?
- I don't know.
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We were just leading separate lives.
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Wait a minute.
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How were you leading separate lives?
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We were two people
living in the same house
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with nothing in common.
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Oh, no.
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That is almost exactly what
Oliver said about me and Greg.
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Outside of the kids,
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we really don't do anything together.
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We know.
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We assumed you knew.
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Oh, God.
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Should I be worried?
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We were. We assumed you were.
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Look, you and Greg have
to find something.
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Celeste and I had different interests.
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She wanted to take a cooking class,
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and I wanted to sleep with other people.
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So, should I start going
to his Historical Guild mixers?
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- No. No, no, no, no.
- In that case,
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you take the divorce.
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Couple one go through that door!
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Rip and snort across the floor!
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Kids, if you want to see
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what flawless rhythmic
direction-taking looks like,
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its name is Franklin.
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Promenade around the floor!
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Keep it up till I call some more!
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Oh, you're here!
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You made it just in time
for the "California twirl."
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You need a bandana?
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Nope. I brought my own.
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Wow, you are some kind of woman.
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Franklin, Anna-Kat,
it's called square dancing,
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not square talking amongst yourselves.
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That was funny, huh?
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Laugh.
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Detention.
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Now swing your partner high and low!
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Promenade with heel and toe!
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Just follow my lead.
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- Ow, ow.
- Ooh, ow.
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That's okay. That's okay.
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Now we just walk in a circle.
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Franklin, what's happened?
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You're falling apart.
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Your do-si-dos are starting
to look like do-si-don'ts.
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- What grade are you in?
- Fourth.
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I hope you like it,
'cause you're doing it again.
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Yeah, come in.
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Hey, Dad.
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Remember how you were, like,
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a movie guy or whatever in college?
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I was an auteur, Taylor.
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And I have the beret to prove it.
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No, please.
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I'm having some technical
difficulties with Trip.
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Rolling, babe.
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♪ I close my eyes and I can see ♪
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♪ A world that's waiting up for me ♪
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I can't see anything
with my eyes closed.
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Trip!
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Ready when you are, babe.
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♪ Through the dark ♪
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♪ Through the door ♪
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♪ Through where no one's been before ♪
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- ♪ But it feels ♪
- Trip!
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♪ I don't care, I don't care,
so call me crazy ♪
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Who loves his blanket?
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- Trip!
- Luthor loves his blanket!
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Okay. I'd be happy to step in for Trip.
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For the first shot,
I'm gonna come around like...
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No. No shots, no doing that
with your fingers.
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Just point and shoot.
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Everybody's got an opinion.
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This is why I stayed
out of the business.
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All right, Brie.
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Get the spare, and we beat these clowns.
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Five pins. That's a lot of pressure.
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Yeah, a lot of pressure.
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So much pressure.
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Should we film it?
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We should totally film it.
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Don't listen to them. You got this.
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Damn right I do.
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Come on.
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Oliver, I think you might have
to give Brie the Heimlich.
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Because she choked.
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All right, jerks.
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Rematch.
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Shoot. My dad's outside to pick us up.
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Um, thanks for having us over, Cooper.
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Not everyone has a bowling alley
in their basement.
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More people than you'd think.
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No. Not more people than we think.
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I think I'm gonna do it.
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You're finally launching CooperCoin?
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I'm gonna tell Charlotte I love her.
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Absolutely not.
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Hey, you don't get a say in my things.
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If you tell Charlotte you love her,
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then I'm gonna have to tell Brie
that I love her.
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- Why?
- Because you and me,
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we're in lockstep
with Brie and Charlotte.
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We met at the same time,
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we had our first date at the same time,
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we had our first kiss at the same time.
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So?
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Just tell Brie you love her, too.
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I'm not there yet.
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And if I'm not there, you're not there.
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But I am there.
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Well, get the hell out of there!
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Amigo, you're killing me.
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But okay, I won't say anything
to Charlotte.
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And no skywriting it.
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Damn it.
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Giles, ground the plane.
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Greg, is that you?
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I'm in your office.
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What's all this?
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The reason why our
marriage is gonna fall apart.
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You met your friends for second
breakfast today, didn't you?
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What's going on?
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We're leading separate lives!
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Doris and Angela noticed,
Oliver mentioned it,
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everyone knows that
we're in trouble except us.
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I think you're overreacting.
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Oh, yeah?
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These are your interests...
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...and these are mine.
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They couldn't be more different.
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We have nothing in common.
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We've been married for 18 years.
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Of course we have things in common.
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Where, Greg? Where?
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Well, what are Russian dash cam videos?
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I might like those.
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- Really?
- Well, I've never been,
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but Russia has a rich
and storied culture.
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You're gonna love this.
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Oh, I can't wait.
It's in St. Petersburg?
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No, I don't know where that is.
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Oh, that's in...
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What is that?
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Ah. Oh!
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That's horrible!
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What?! It's hilarious.
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That guy is being chased by a bear
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- down the middle of a highway!
- Yeah!
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See?
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This is what I mean.
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Sweetie, we have things in common.
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You're just not looking at this right.
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All we need is a Venn diagram.
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You draw two circles...
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and see where they intersect.
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Like you love "wine"...
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Which you can get at a bar...
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Mm-hmm. What else happens at a bar?
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You dance, you listen to music,
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you tell drunk girls named Meegan
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exactly what you think of them.
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Isn't there trivia?
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Yes!
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Pub trivia!
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Totally!
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Which is a puzzle and/or game!
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Oh, my God!
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Your nerd circles are gonna
save our marriage!
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Here we go.
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Forward and back, do-si-do,
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now swing your partner back to home!
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- Oh, sorry.
- Come on, Anna-Kat.
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When you mess up, we mess up.
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Now do what I do.
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No!
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Franklin, I said "swing your partner,"
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not "stir the bucket."
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Now, girls, flutter-wheel!
267
00:09:54,996 --> 00:09:57,289
Boys, slip the clutch
and split the star!
268
00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:00,792
What are you doing?
269
00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:02,335
You ditched me for her!
270
00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:03,962
That's it. You're both eliminated.
271
00:10:03,963 --> 00:10:06,548
I expect your bandanas
on my desk by end of day.
272
00:10:06,549 --> 00:10:08,247
Take five, everybody.
273
00:10:08,285 --> 00:10:11,151
You ruined my only chance
at getting an "A" in PE.
274
00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:13,263
Thanks a lot, Anna-Kat.
275
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:16,558
I only did this stupid thing
because it was important to you!
276
00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,644
I'm gonna go play kickball.
277
00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,940
If I had a dime
for every dancer with promise
278
00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:25,776
we lost to kickball...
279
00:10:25,777 --> 00:10:27,819
I'd still live with my mother.
280
00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,571
But it would be my choice.
281
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,203
Dad? Really?
282
00:10:36,204 --> 00:10:37,746
We're not gonna use any of this.
283
00:10:37,747 --> 00:10:39,247
Trip, give me a hand.
284
00:10:47,131 --> 00:10:51,510
Okay, rolling, and... action!
285
00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:53,053
I...
286
00:10:53,054 --> 00:10:54,054
Cut!
287
00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:55,305
Trip, what are you doing?
288
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,807
Huh? Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
289
00:10:56,808 --> 00:10:57,849
These chips are really loud.
290
00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,392
Exactly.
291
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:01,633
Oh. Gotcha.
292
00:11:03,523 --> 00:11:06,093
And... action!
293
00:11:06,118 --> 00:11:07,218
Oh, hey, you know what?
294
00:11:07,243 --> 00:11:08,233
- Cut.
- Trip!
295
00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:10,612
I was being rude.
Do you guys want some chips?
296
00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:12,679
Trip, maybe you should go play
with Luthor in the backyard.
297
00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,199
What, you don't want me here?
298
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,952
Fine! But he and I are gonna get dirty,
299
00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:18,746
and we're gonna track it
back in the house.
300
00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,083
What's going on with him?
301
00:11:23,084 --> 00:11:25,753
I have no idea.
But let's just get this done.
302
00:11:27,672 --> 00:11:30,060
So we're clear...
none of this "I love you" stuff.
303
00:11:30,091 --> 00:11:31,667
I need you to stay strong.
304
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,343
No, no, no, I'm good.
305
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,637
Just to be safe,
we're hanging out at my house.
306
00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:38,628
It's the least romantic place on earth.
307
00:11:46,732 --> 00:11:49,968
♪ However big, however small ♪
308
00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:53,898
- ♪ Let me be part of it all ♪
- Oh, my.
309
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:57,735
♪ Share your dreams with me ♪
310
00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:01,279
- ♪ You may be right ♪
- Charlotte, I...
311
00:12:01,318 --> 00:12:02,747
- ♪ You may be wrong ♪
- He nothing!
312
00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:04,833
What the hell?
313
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,626
You had a bug on your forehead.
314
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:09,504
But don't worry, I got it.
315
00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:11,089
All right, let's change the mood.
316
00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,966
How about we go to Cooper's
and watch "Philadelphia"
317
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,426
followed by "Schindler's List"?
318
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,517
All right, last question of round one.
319
00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:23,852
On the Risk board,
320
00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:25,843
what territories border Kamchatka?
321
00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:27,397
Oh, oh, I got this!
322
00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:28,574
Yakutsk,
323
00:12:28,599 --> 00:12:29,685
Irkutsk,
324
00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:30,771
Alaska,
325
00:12:30,796 --> 00:12:32,319
Japan, and... Katie?
326
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,696
Who-gives-a-crapistan?
327
00:12:34,697 --> 00:12:36,323
- Wine?
- No, thanks.
328
00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:37,574
I'm gonna stick to club soda.
329
00:12:37,575 --> 00:12:39,451
I got to keep my mind sharp. Mongolia!
330
00:12:39,452 --> 00:12:41,369
Okay, time's up.
331
00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,847
Get those answers in.
332
00:12:42,872 --> 00:12:44,151
Hey, I'm gonna go shoot some hoops.
333
00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:45,708
- You want to come?
- No, I'm good.
334
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,918
- You'll join me for the next round?
- Wouldn't miss it.
335
00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:50,629
Our category for round two is...
336
00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:52,923
Scandinavian haiku.
337
00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:54,675
- Yes!
- Might miss it.
338
00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:00,931
I got the high score on Pop-A-Shot.
339
00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:03,570
What a fun night together.
340
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:08,148
Well, technically,
we didn't have fun together.
341
00:13:08,203 --> 00:13:09,940
What do you mean?
342
00:13:09,941 --> 00:13:11,859
You played basketball, I did trivia.
343
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,235
We didn't even really see each other.
344
00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:14,820
That's not true.
345
00:13:14,821 --> 00:13:17,156
I gave you one of these.
346
00:13:17,157 --> 00:13:19,241
I don't think that counts.
347
00:13:19,242 --> 00:13:20,951
Is it possible I was wrong?
348
00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:22,870
We don't have anything in common?
349
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,621
What are you doing, man?
350
00:13:24,622 --> 00:13:25,706
Maybe you were right.
351
00:13:25,707 --> 00:13:26,915
Hey.
352
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:29,084
I came to you for reassurance.
353
00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:31,086
If you're going to freak out,
I'm going to freak out.
354
00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:33,672
- Well, I'm freaking out!
- Then I'm freaking out!
355
00:13:33,673 --> 00:13:35,758
Well, on the bright side, we're
finally doing something together.
356
00:13:42,474 --> 00:13:44,183
I was looking at the Venn diagram,
357
00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:46,810
and I think I discovered
something we have in common.
358
00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:48,687
That's amazing. What is it?
359
00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:49,980
It's a bit of a stretch,
360
00:13:49,981 --> 00:13:51,648
but you like mixed martial arts.
361
00:13:51,649 --> 00:13:53,442
In college, I took an art class
362
00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:57,946
that was boys and girls mixed,
taught by a guy named Marshall.
363
00:13:57,947 --> 00:14:00,032
We're in more trouble than I thought.
364
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:01,658
I'll take some hot water, please.
365
00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:02,743
Hot water?
366
00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:04,369
I travel with my own tea.
367
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:05,746
What's wrong with our tea?
368
00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:08,457
Was yours picked from a secluded
grove atop Mount Fuji?
369
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,354
- No.
- You have your answer.
370
00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:13,276
Well, I'll tell Oliver that you
came to pick him up for school
371
00:14:13,307 --> 00:14:16,026
but had to leave before someone
kicked you in the ass.
372
00:14:21,554 --> 00:14:23,263
Franklin, what are you doing here?
373
00:14:23,264 --> 00:14:24,807
There's no carpool this morning.
374
00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:27,018
Mrs. Otto, I respectfully
ask you to step aside.
375
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:33,190
Anna-Kat, I came to say I'm sorry.
376
00:14:33,191 --> 00:14:34,691
Principal Ablin told me I had to choose
377
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,068
between you and dancing.
378
00:14:36,069 --> 00:14:37,434
I choose you.
379
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,696
You're making the wrong choice!
380
00:14:39,697 --> 00:14:42,282
The answer is always dance!
381
00:14:43,576 --> 00:14:45,035
I'm sorry.
382
00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,788
I should have just done
kickball with you.
383
00:14:49,499 --> 00:14:52,042
No, you were right to do square dancing.
384
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:54,044
You would've been miserable in kickball.
385
00:14:54,045 --> 00:14:56,421
I know. It's such a confusing sport.
386
00:14:56,422 --> 00:14:57,923
Are you baseball or are you soccer?
387
00:14:57,924 --> 00:14:59,210
Make up your mind, kickball!
388
00:15:00,385 --> 00:15:02,601
We don't have to like
all the same things.
389
00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:04,914
Yeah. We can each do our own thing
390
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,046
and meet up afterwards.
391
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:07,773
That way, we have something
to talk about.
392
00:15:07,798 --> 00:15:09,251
It's how we keep it interesting.
393
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,552
- Let's go kick the ball in the yard.
- I'll kick it.
394
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,759
You dance beside me.
395
00:15:16,651 --> 00:15:19,069
Yee-haw!
396
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,487
Maybe they have it right.
397
00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:23,782
Maybe we don't need to have
all the same interests.
398
00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:25,868
Yeah.
399
00:15:25,869 --> 00:15:27,911
Do you smell something fancy?
400
00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:31,081
Can I ask you guys a question?
401
00:15:31,082 --> 00:15:32,833
When did you first tell
Mrs. Otto you loved her?
402
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,918
I actually told her in a drug store.
403
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,729
In front of a rack
of athlete's foot powder.
404
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,643
- Really?
- Yeah.
405
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,050
I grabbed a couple of lawn chairs,
406
00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:43,510
opened them up in the aisle,
407
00:15:43,511 --> 00:15:45,768
sat her down and said, "I love you."
408
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:47,639
Which is crazy,
409
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,932
because a couple of nights before,
410
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,726
we had taken a carriage ride,
411
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:53,020
and we were also on a Ferris wheel.
412
00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:56,440
But, no, the drug store,
that's where he did it.
413
00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:57,622
Why there?
414
00:15:57,647 --> 00:15:58,677
'Cause the time was right.
415
00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:00,360
And when it's the right time,
it's the right time.
416
00:16:00,361 --> 00:16:02,696
Then we started getting serious,
417
00:16:02,697 --> 00:16:05,824
and it was how different we were
that drew us closer together.
418
00:16:05,825 --> 00:16:07,906
It was, wasn't it?
419
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:09,912
Yeah. Between us,
we had everything covered.
420
00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:11,580
You knew about the sports and the...
421
00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:12,956
- It's just sports, Greg.
- Oh.
422
00:16:12,957 --> 00:16:15,042
And you were passionate about music
423
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:17,238
and history and reading and crap.
424
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,255
Let's go.
425
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,384
So I don't have to worry
if Oliver's ready.
426
00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:26,386
As long as I'm ready.
427
00:16:26,387 --> 00:16:28,764
Thanks.
428
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,726
Well, looks like
429
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:36,396
my mother-son Pride cruise
to Mykonos is back on!
430
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,027
- Hey, Charlotte.
- Oh, hey, Coop.
431
00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:43,835
Come on, we have to go meet
Oliver and Brie for lunch.
432
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,616
But first, there's something
I need to tell you.
433
00:16:47,593 --> 00:16:49,718
I love you.
434
00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:51,662
I know, you probably
expected me to do this
435
00:16:51,663 --> 00:16:53,246
on a yacht at sunset or something,
436
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:55,318
but when you think it's the right time,
437
00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:56,375
it's the right time.
438
00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:58,752
- Cooper, you're a great guy...
- Uh-oh.
439
00:16:58,753 --> 00:17:01,213
...but I don't want to get
that serious right now.
440
00:17:01,214 --> 00:17:02,615
I think we should take a break.
441
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,607
As in break up?
442
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:06,810
I think that's a great idea.
443
00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:08,571
- You do?
- Yeah.
444
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,472
You didn't let me finish.
445
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:13,232
I love you, but we should break up.
446
00:17:14,394 --> 00:17:17,480
Great. Um, I'll see you around.
447
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:24,153
Adiós... mi corazón.
448
00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:33,954
♪ A million dreams
are keeping me awake ♪
449
00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:37,054
♪ I think of what the world could be ♪
450
00:17:37,085 --> 00:17:40,353
♪ A vision of the one I see ♪
451
00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:46,675
♪ A million dreams
is all it's gonna take ♪
452
00:17:46,676 --> 00:17:55,431
♪ A million dreams for the world
we're gonna ma-a-a-ke ♪
453
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:59,689
♪ For the world we're gonna make ♪
454
00:18:00,565 --> 00:18:02,524
Okay. It's done.
455
00:18:02,525 --> 00:18:04,359
I'm pressing send.
456
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,570
Don't.
457
00:18:06,571 --> 00:18:07,821
What do you mean "don't"?
458
00:18:07,822 --> 00:18:09,239
What is going on with you?
459
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,950
I just don't want you
going away to school.
460
00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:13,702
Why can't you go
to a local college with me?
461
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:15,329
Carnegie Mellon is my dream.
462
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:18,082
I just think if you stayed here,
that'd be better.
463
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,043
Wait.
464
00:18:21,044 --> 00:18:24,254
All of those things you did...
465
00:18:24,255 --> 00:18:27,049
Were you intentionally
sabotaging my audition?
466
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,300
I can't believe you!
467
00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:30,469
"I can't believe you" in a good way?
468
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,679
I can't believe you're being so selfish!
469
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,639
Why can't you move
to Pittsburgh with me?
470
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,099
Well, my whole life is here.
471
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,684
My brothers all went to college here,
472
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:39,353
and then we all go
into the family business.
473
00:18:39,354 --> 00:18:41,188
Well, I'm sorry, but I have plans,
474
00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:43,232
and they don't involve
staying in Westport.
475
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,905
So, where does that leave us?
476
00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:53,576
I don't know.
477
00:18:56,371 --> 00:18:57,497
All right.
478
00:18:58,414 --> 00:19:00,374
I'm gonna go.
479
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,821
I gotta catch a flight to Pittsburgh.
480
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,336
It's just a coincidence.
481
00:19:04,337 --> 00:19:05,754
My cousin's getting married there.
482
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:16,181
- What did you do?
- What do you mean?
483
00:19:16,182 --> 00:19:18,058
Turns out you and I aren't
the only ones in lockstep.
484
00:19:18,059 --> 00:19:19,601
I just got a text from Brie.
485
00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:21,228
She and Charlotte were, too.
486
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,105
So if Charlotte's gonna be single...
487
00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:24,356
Brie's gonna be single.
488
00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:26,024
That's right. She dumped me.
489
00:19:26,025 --> 00:19:27,402
Because of you!
490
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:32,114
We're still playing
"Seal Force Delta" later, right?
491
00:19:32,115 --> 00:19:34,199
Of course! We're on the same patrol!
492
00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:41,832
What are you watching?
493
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,667
"90 Day Fiancé."
494
00:19:43,668 --> 00:19:46,002
They take a foreigner
and have an American marry them
495
00:19:46,003 --> 00:19:47,462
so they get their citizenship.
496
00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:49,506
That sounds illegal.
497
00:19:49,507 --> 00:19:51,633
It doesn't claim to represent
the best of us.
498
00:19:55,847 --> 00:19:57,514
Are you just watching dirt?
499
00:19:57,515 --> 00:19:58,557
It's not dirt.
500
00:19:58,558 --> 00:19:59,933
It's a documentary on topsoil,
501
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,059
and it has me on the edge of my seat.
502
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,478
Oh.
503
00:20:07,024 --> 00:20:08,608
This is nice.
504
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:10,444
I like that we don't have
to do something together
505
00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:11,945
to be together.
506
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:14,156
Yeah, you're right.
507
00:20:14,157 --> 00:20:15,825
I'm gonna tell Doris and Angela that.
508
00:20:18,327 --> 00:20:20,203
- I was thinking.
- Mm-hmm.
509
00:20:20,204 --> 00:20:21,997
Maybe we don't tell them everything
510
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:24,708
about our marriage all the time?
511
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:27,144
They are not gonna like
hearing you said that.
512
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,559
How you holding up about Brie?
513
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,060
Sorry I blew it for the both of us.
514
00:20:44,061 --> 00:20:45,520
I'll bounce back.
515
00:20:45,521 --> 00:20:47,189
That apology dinner was top-notch.
516
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,857
You'd think putting
a whole pound of caviar
517
00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:50,525
on a filet mignon would be imbalanced,
518
00:20:50,526 --> 00:20:53,445
but you gotta let Wolfgang do Wolfgang.
519
00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:58,325
Thanks for being so cool about all this.
520
00:20:58,326 --> 00:20:59,993
It's okay.
521
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:01,995
Next time, I would encourage you
not to ask my mom
522
00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:03,622
for relationship advice.
523
00:21:03,623 --> 00:21:06,625
It's like asking Taylor
to be your chemistry tutor.
524
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:09,794
And I guess Charlotte and I
just weren't meant to be.
525
00:21:09,795 --> 00:21:12,506
Yeah, neither were me and Brie.
526
00:21:12,507 --> 00:21:14,549
But we'll always have each other.
527
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I love you, bro.
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I love you too, man.
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