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♪♪

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Crêpes Suzette.

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And for you, Crêpes Suzette,
Katie Otto‐style.

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Which means?

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I added Cheetos
for crunch.
Mm.

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Who ever thought that
the richest kid in Westport

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would be cooking
for other people?

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That's because of me.

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I'm the douche whisperer.
Mm.

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Mmm!

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This is amazing!

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What's on the menu
for tonight?

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I can't make dinner
tonight.

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My dad's swinging
through town

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and taking me
to Chez Pierre.

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Did you tell him about your plan
to go to culinary school?

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Oh, yeah.
He's very excited for me.

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I may be the first Bradford
to get a callus.

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Mm!

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You're not gonna finish?

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I'm a little anxious.

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It's the town council
election today.

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And I think I can win
this thing

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and make some real changes
here in Westport.

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Well, you tried
to change me.

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How's that working out
for you?

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Are you ready, Oliver?
Big day. SATs.

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I'm gonna nail them.

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Between my high scores,
Teen Help Line,

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and that Gyftee app
I started with Trevor,

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I'll be a shoo‐in
for Harvard.

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You sure you're okay?

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You seem to be
developing a rash.

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It's a confidence rash.

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And you're sweating.

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From excitement!
Mm.

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Can't take a test
without a good breakfast.

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Thanks, but my stomach's
a little upset.

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Oh.

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Gonna go have a little
confidence diarrhea?

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♪♪

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Greg thinks that
he can change Westport,

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but the people in this town
don't change.

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Except their noses.

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And their boobs.

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Uh, and their legs.

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I had my inner thighs
liposuctioned.

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They're the highway
to the groin.

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That's what
my doctor says.
Oh.

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Ooh, Walker,
who is that hunk

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in that hunky suit
hunkin' up the place?

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Wait, you don't know?
That's Doyle Bradford.

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Cooper's dad?

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Our kids have been
best friends for years,

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but I have never
even met him.

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You'd think with all that money
and those good looks,

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he'd be
a son of a bitch...

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and you'd be correct.

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And everyone
kisses his ass

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'cause he's the richest man
in town,

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but I come from money,
so it doesn't impress me.

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I think he's waiting
to be seated.

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What? Oh. So sorry,
Mr. Bradford.

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Hold on.
Get up. Get up!

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Get up! Get up!
Get up! Get up! Get up!

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Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!

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My gosh.

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I love your tie.

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You should go say hi.
Katie: Right?

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I mean, we're
practically in‐laws.

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Oh, ask him
who does his hair.

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I'm not going to ask him
who does his hair.

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Alright.

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So I bought the island
across the way,

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and that's where the staff
walks the dogs.

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Hi.
I don't mean to interrupt.

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Oh, I parked
in the red.

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You can just leave
the ticket on the car.

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I don't work for
parking enforcement.

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I'm Oliver's mother.

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Your son lives
at our house.

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Oh, right. Connie.

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Yes, thank you for
looking after Cooper.

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He loves being
at your house.

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He says it's like camping.

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It's my pleasure.

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I am so proud of Cooper.

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He is really starting to
figure out

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his direction in life.

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I don't know what
there is to figure out.

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Cooper's gonna go to Harvard,
then business school,

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then join me
at Bradford Industries,

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and if he tries
a hostile takeover,

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I will destroy him.

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But I'll be
secretly proud.

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Cooper hasn't mentioned
any other plans?

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No.
Hm.

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But I mainly communicate
with him through Brad.

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Let me ask Brad.
Brad?

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Nope, no more plans.

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♪♪

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[ Camera shutter clicks ]

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Win or lose, today we join
a vaunted Westport tradition ‐‐

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the candidates casting
the first ballot
at the same time

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in a display
of mutual civility.

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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
May the best man win.

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I'm the best man.

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And the early lead
goes to Ablin.

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You've made some
big strides lately

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in standing up for yourself,
but it is election day.

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It is game time.

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You need to let
your inner badass out.

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You need him to help you
win this thing.

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No. I can win
being a good‐ass.

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[ Sighs ]

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You do have
a hell of a good ass.

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Your candidate
doesn't have a shot.

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[ Laughs ]
Sorry, lady.

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Your trash talk's
a little weak.

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You look like
a passing YouTube fad

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who goes to jail
for tax evasion

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and then spends the rest
of his life cleaning up puke

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at Sky Zone Trampoline Park.

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[ Scoffs ]

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Damn, she's good.
That's exactly what I look like.

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♪♪

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Do you want to
go to the movies?

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Why would we go to the movies
when we can stay at home

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and watch the best movie
of all time?

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Franklin, how many times
can we watch "Soapdish?"

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That's what I'm trying
to figure out.

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I thought it was 100,

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but I'm still finding
hidden gems

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in Sally Field's
performance.

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♪♪

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Taylor, I feel like
I'm in a rut with my man.

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What's going on?

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We're like an old
married couple.

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Pretty soon, we're just
gonna be spending our time

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going to each other's
doctors appointments.

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Franklin's gotten too
comfortable in the relationship,

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and he's taking you
for granted.

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You need to show him that
if he wants to hang on to you,

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he has to put in
some effort.

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How?

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Trip and I are going to
the arcade tonight.

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You and Franklin should come,
and I'll show you

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how to flirt with another boy
and make him jealous.

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Just like Sally Field did
with Kevin Kline in "Soapdish."

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Ugh!

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I've got to stop watching
that stupid movie!

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♪♪

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Open your test books
to Section One,

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read the directions,
and begin work.

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Good luck.

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Time starts...now.

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[ Exhales deeply ]

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Alright.
It all comes down to this.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Thud ]

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♪♪

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It's so nice that your father
is 100% supportive

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of you becoming a chef.

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Oh, yeah.
He's thrilled for me.

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The way you talk about him,

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I didn't think
that he would go for it.

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But he did!
Sends me recipes.

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People surprise you.

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So true.

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Like I was surprised today
when I ran into him

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at Stewart & Kingston's.

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Oh.

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[ Utensils clatter ]

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I was further surprised
to hear

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that you didn't tell him
you wanted to become a chef.

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Oh, my God. You didn't say
anything, did you?

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No, that's not my place.

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This is your life, and you do
with it what you want.

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[ Sighs ] Thank you.

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Which is why I invited him
over for dinner tonight,

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so you can
tell him yourself.

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[ Utensils clatter ]

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That look on your face

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makes all the bad parts
of parenting worthwhile.

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You lied to me!

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I'll make you a Cheetos salad
to make up for it.

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What is even your plan?

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It's simple.

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I'll tell my father
I'm at Harvard,

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but I'll really be
at culinary school.

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Don't you think he will notice
that you're not at Harvard?

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That's the thing about
super rich people ‐‐

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they ignore their kids,
their bills,

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and organ donor
wait lists.

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I could have 15 kidneys
on your doorstep in an hour.

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Have you ever thought about
just telling him the truth?

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He'd just shut me down.

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Let me tell you a secret.

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All parents want is for
their kids to be happy.

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I even want Oliver
to be happy.

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You don't get it.

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No one stands up
to Doyle Bradford.

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How about this?

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When your dad comes over
tonight, you cook dinner.

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Then when he compliments me,

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you jump in and let him know
that you made it all.

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He'll be so amazed

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that he will be the one
suggesting culinary school.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that might work.

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Okay, I need to put
a menu together.

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Do we have any foie gras
in the house?

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There's a can of Spam
in the back of the cabinet.

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I should have known better
by now. [ Chuckles ]

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♪♪

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Here you go, kiddo.

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Guaco the Taco!

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I've been trying to get
this guy for a year.

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You're home, buddy.

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What in tarnation?

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[ Video game beeping ]

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If you don't pay enough
attention to your girl,

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eventually she'll find
somebody who will.

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What do I do?

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You got to
take initiative.

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Buy her a present.
Show her that you care.

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I guess I could
get her something nice

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from the prize counter.

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Unless you want to
give me the taco.

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No! You won him for me.
He's mine.

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Oh, boy.

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♪♪

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So it turned out
the guy I was bidding against

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was my own curator,

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and I spent $20 million more
than I needed to.

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[ Laughs ]
But you know how that is.

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Dad, they don't know
how it is.

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Almost no one does.

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What are you talking about,
Cooper?

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Sure we do.

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Back in the late '90s,

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Greg accidentally filled
our tank with premium gas.

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Sure did.
Mm‐hmm.

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Dad, did I tell you
that Mr. Otto

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is running
for town council?

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Polls close
in a half‐hour.

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Shaping up to be
a close race.

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You know, one phone call,
and it's yours.

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I could use another
politician on my side.

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Thank you, but I'm gonna
win this fair and square.

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[ Laughs ]

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Oh, you're serious.

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Mr. Otto prides himself
on having integrity.

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Oh, but I don't.

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I blew the SATs,
and I need an in at Harvard.

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No problem. I just acquired
a seat on the board

258
00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,422
to make sure
that Cooper gets in.

259
00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,549
I'm sure one more
won't make a big difference.

260
00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,968
Harvard?
You hear that, Cooper?

261
00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,720
[ Crickets chirping ]

262
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,470
[ Thud ]
Ow!

263
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,596
Sorry.

264
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,931
[ Thud ]
Ow!

265
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:40,186
Dad, uh, how are you
enjoying your meal?

266
00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,813
Oh, every course
has been amazing.

267
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,273
I'd like to compliment
your chef.

268
00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,317
[ Thud ]
Ow!

269
00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,110
Sorry.

270
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,570
[ Thud ]
Ow!

271
00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,865
I'm glad you're enjoying
the dinner, because...

272
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:52,949
I made it.

273
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,325
I don't understand.

274
00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,912
I found my passion,
and it's cooking.

275
00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,498
I want to go to culinary school
and study to become a chef.

276
00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,042
He's truly gifted.

277
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,960
He made a five‐star meal
using two‐star ingredients

278
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,962
in a zero‐star kitchen.

279
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,840
I appreciate your input,
but Bradfords don't cook.

280
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,968
Bradfords are cooked for.

281
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,386
But Dad ‐‐

282
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,472
Culinary school
is out of the question.

283
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,641
One day, you're gonna take over
Bradford Industries if I die,

284
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,769
but I might do one of those
Queen Elizabeth things

285
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,605
where I just hang on
until he's too old.

286
00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,522
Do we understand
each other?

287
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,357
Yes, sir.

288
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,276
Thank you for the meal,
but I have a meeting to attend.

289
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,070
Cooper,
if you'd like to say goodbye

290
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,821
before I head back
to Florida,

291
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,116
I have an opening between
10:00 and 10:15 tomorrow.

292
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,082
[ Sighs ]
I'm so sorry, Cooper.

293
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,625
Why'd you make me
do this?

294
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,460
I had my own plan.

295
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,212
I could have secretly
gone to culinary school,

296
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,089
and he never would have
noticed.

297
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,174
I told you, there's
no standing up to him.

298
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,593
You ruined everything!

299
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,097
Wow. He hates you.

300
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,809
Now he really is
like one of our kids.

301
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:04,604
♪♪

302
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,649
That boy was cute.
He seemed really into you.

303
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,735
He already built us
a castle in Minecraft.

304
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,195
Ooh.

305
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,822
Hey, go sweep her
off her feet

306
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,949
with the gift you got her
from the prize counter.

307
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,909
Anna‐Kat?

308
00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,537
I want you to know that
I appreciate the woman you are,

309
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,331
and I apologize for not being
the man you deserve.

310
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,167
But I promise to do better,
starting with this.

311
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,169
[ Gasps ]

312
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,712
Oh, my God,
did you know about this?

313
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,047
No, little dude's
winging it.

314
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,757
No one gets me like you do,

315
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,634
and if I ever lost you,

316
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,137
I'd regret it
for the rest of my life.

317
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,055
Anna‐Kat Liberty Bell Otto,

318
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,057
in 10 years,
will you marry me?

319
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,475
Are you serious?

320
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,185
Does Sally Field
go to the mall in "Soapdish"

321
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,270
to get her confidence back?

322
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,856
Yes. Yes!
I'll marry you.

323
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,775
But make it 15 years.
I want to have a career.

324
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,819
She said yes!

325
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,195
It's beautiful!

326
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,363
It's also a whistle.

327
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,323
♪♪

328
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,950
Samantha: Looks like
a real nail‐biter here

329
00:10:58,950 --> 00:10:59,951
in the City Council race...

330
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,453
95% of the ballots are in,

331
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,956
but you and Ablin
are still neck and neck.

332
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,833
I would have been so mean to
these two in high school,

333
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,543
I can tell you that.

334
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,212
I ran the campaign I wanted
with integrity and honesty,

335
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,255
fair and square.

336
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,631
I'm proud of my race.

337
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,674
That came out wrong.

338
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,967
[ Doorbell rings ]

339
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,598
Principal Ablin. Maria.
What are you two doing here?

340
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,850
We came over to watch
the vote tally, of course.

341
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,311
You've done nothing
but run a nasty campaign
against me for weeks,

342
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,146
and now you want to crash
my election night party?

343
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,231
I'm glad we're on
the same page.

344
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,609
Is this it for food?

345
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,360
What are you doing?

346
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,570
You've got to
throw him out.

347
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,114
Politics aside,
let's be human beings.

348
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,326
I want a front‐row seat
to watch you lose.

349
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,161
The only thing I'm going to
lose is weight

350
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,246
from my crazy
victory dance.

351
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,498
[ Grunting ]

352
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,917
That's a taste.

353
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,793
Mm.
Hey, that's the cake
for when I win.

354
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,961
You won't be needing it.

355
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,254
Katie: Hey, everybody,

356
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,839
I think they're ready
to announce the winner.

357
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,841
Simon:
Enough suspense, folks.

358
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135
It looks like we are prepared
to announce the result.

359
00:11:59,135 --> 00:11:59,928
Samantha?

360
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,472
It's...

361
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,806
a tie.

362
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,892
Holy moly. A tie.

363
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,061
A tie?
What is this, soccer?

364
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:15,985
♪♪

365
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,946
This is highly unusual.

366
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,865
Westport has not had
an election tie since 1792,

367
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,617
and per
the Westport constitution,

368
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,662
any tie must be settled with...

369
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,080
a duel.

370
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,581
A duel?

371
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,541
We can't do a duel
in Westport.

372
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,752
He's right.
We'll do it in Fairfield.

373
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,920
They'll let you do
anything there.

374
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,463
This is ridiculous.

375
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,548
You want us
to shoot each other?

376
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,259
What if they do it
with paintball guns?

377
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,636
I think that would be consistent
with the spirit of the law.

378
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,805
I was ready to use real guns,
so I'm in.

379
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:44,973
And so is my guy.

380
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,307
I ‐‐

381
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,183
Fine.

382
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,643
Then it's paintballs
at high noon!

383
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,895
Oh, actually,
make it like 12:15.

384
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,480
I see my therapist
11:00 to 12:00,

385
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,774
and I need some time after
to decompress.

386
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,610
Self‐care, baby!

387
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:03,199
♪♪

388
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,912
What's wrong with you?

389
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,580
Nothing.
Okay.

390
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,041
I'm not invested enough to ask
any follow‐up questions.

391
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,711
[ Sighs ]
I blew the SATs.

392
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,004
Plus, my mom pissed off

393
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,755
the one guy that could get me
into Harvard.

394
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,340
Well, maybe
this will help.

395
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,259
Apple put us on their
Featured App list.

396
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,553
Downloads have skyrocketed.
Gyftee is blowing up.

397
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,305
Are you serious?

398
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,306
If we keep adding users
at this rate,

399
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,349
our company could be
worth millions.

400
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,810
And then Harvard will be
begging me to go there.

401
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,270
Forget Harvard.

402
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,896
You're only going there
to become rich and successful.

403
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,858
This app is already gonna
make you rich and successful.

404
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,943
You're right.

405
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,695
I feel like a huge weight
has been lifted.

406
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,654
Thanks, Trevor.

407
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,281
You're welcome.

408
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,200
What are you doing
with your face?

409
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,535
Am I not smiling?

410
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,536
No.

411
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:52,915
♪♪

412
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,126
Why'd you let Cooper
give up on his dreams?

413
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,170
I promised him
I'd stay out of it.

414
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,755
Since when do you listen
when someone tells you

415
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,339
not to do something?
Mm‐hmm.

416
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,550
I asked you not to
eat popcorn in my BMW,

417
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,469
and you now it looks like
the floor of a movie theater.

418
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,845
[ Crunching ]

419
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,430
[ Footsteps approaching ]
Katie.

420
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,849
My dad's taking me
to Florida with him.

421
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,684
Oh, no.
Yeah.

422
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,102
He said it's time
for me to start living

423
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,104
the life that's been
planned for me.

424
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,815
He blamed my behavior
on a caviar deficiency.

425
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,358
I'm gonna go to
the bathroom

426
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,819
to use a urinal
for the last time.

427
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,654
It's all bidets
where I'm headed.

428
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,284
Poor kid.

429
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,745
Yeah, too bad you promised
not to get involved.

430
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,539
Watch my waffles.

431
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,294
I need to have
a word with you.

432
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,587
Oh, thank goodness
you're here.

433
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,713
I need some cream.

434
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,049
For the love of God,
we had dinner last night.

435
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,302
What you are doing to Cooper
is horrible.

436
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,472
A real parent would encourage
their child's dream.

437
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,724
I've indulged you
long enough, Crystal.

438
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,351
You need to mind
your own business.

439
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,061
Cooper is my business.

440
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,771
I've put more work
into that kid in six months

441
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,981
than you have in 17 years.

442
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,650
Are you eating
Katie's waffles?

443
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,151
She gave us
one thing to do!

444
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,320
I can't help it.
I'm stress eating.
[ Groans ]

445
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,988
Cooper is my son.

446
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,573
He is going to work for me.

447
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,908
He is going to be
incredibly wealthy,

448
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,952
and he's going to marry
a cousin distant enough

449
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,578
not to have wonky babies.

450
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,455
But is he going
to be happy?

451
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,124
Well, despite what
we tell the poor,

452
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,708
money does
buy happiness.

453
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,751
Preach.

454
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,211
Cooper is sweet.

455
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,587
He's sensitive.

456
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,172
He's a bueno muchacho.

457
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,382
Why are you
speaking Spanish?

458
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,384
Because that's his thing,
and you would know that

459
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,220
if you spent any time with him
at all, but you don't,

460
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,805
because you care more
about yourself

461
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,890
than you do your own son.

462
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,143
No one speaks to me
that way.

463
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,435
I could ruin you.

464
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,312
Good luck.
I'm already ruined.

465
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,230
[ Slams table ]

466
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,274
Cooper, we're leaving.

467
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,650
Congrats, this is
the longest I've talked

468
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,736
to someone who wasn't
in my tax bracket.

469
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,992
I know I promised
that I would not say
anything to your dad,

470
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,660
but I can't stand by

471
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,328
and let you walk out
on your dream.

472
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,038
Thanks for trying,
Mrs. Otto.

473
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:02,837
♪♪

474
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,464
Te amo, mamacita.

475
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,011
[ Sighs ]

476
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,100
Taylor, there's something
I need to talk to you about.

477
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,603
I told you,
there's no need to apologize.

478
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,979
That squirrel
took your hot dog.

479
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,480
You had every reason
to chase it.

480
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,317
Not that.

481
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,818
I remember when I came here
to pick you up

482
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,862
on our first date,

483
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,364
and you were standing right
in this spot waiting for me.

484
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,491
I was just so excited.

485
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,368
Also, we had a pet pig inside,
and I didn't want that

486
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,953
to be the headline
for the night, so...

487
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,331
[ Both chuckle ]

488
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,042
I couldn't believe how lucky
I was to be taking you out.

489
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,547
And I feel luckier every
single day that I'm with you.

490
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,509
This porch is where
I fell in love with you,

491
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,054
so this porch feels like
the right place to do this.

492
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:53,804
Do what?

493
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,265
Franklin got me thinking.

494
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,601
I almost lost you twice.

495
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,270
There is no way that
I'm gonna lose you again.

496
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,939
[ Gasps ]

497
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,902
Taylor Betsy Ross Otto,

498
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,695
will you marry me?

499
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,572
[ Breathes shakily ]

500
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,907
Yes.

501
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,076
I will absolutely
marry you.

502
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,790
Trip, it's beautiful.

503
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,208
It was my grandma's.

504
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,460
I'm sorry it's not
also a whistle.

505
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:32,218
♪♪

506
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,595
The rules of today's duel
are simple ‐‐

507
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,222
10 paces, 1 shot fired.

508
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,140
Whoever strikes first...

509
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,101
I don't need to go into
any more detail, do I?

510
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,644
We've all seen "Hamilton."

511
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,145
Weapons, please.

512
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,482
I can't believe
we're doing this.

513
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,234
I'm looking forward
to eating your victory cake

514
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,152
over your
paint‐riddled body.

515
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,071
The combatants will now meet
back‐to‐back.

516
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,533
Now, 10 paces.

517
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,993
One.

518
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,327
Two.

519
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,453
Three.

520
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,621
You're not gonna win.
Four.

521
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,914
Your guy doesn't
have the balls.

522
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,040
Five.
He has one ball,

523
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,375
and that's all he needs.
Six.

524
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,711
Paintball. One paintball.
Seven.

525
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,462
Eight.
He has the appropriate
amount of testicles!

526
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,213
Nine.

527
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,506
Yaaah!

528
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,716
[ Pop ]

529
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,259
Wait! Wait!
Ablin fired early!

530
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,052
Accident!
That was an accident!

531
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,971
Let the duel continue!

532
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,681
Nope. Dude,
you broke the rules.

533
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,182
I call a do‐over.

534
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,268
A do‐over is up to
Candidate Otto.

535
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,228
Well, I did run my campaign
fair and square.

536
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,479
[ Sighs ]

537
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:29,025
But what you did
is neither fair nor square.

538
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,318
Yes!

539
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,819
There's the badass
I'm looking for!

540
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,571
[ Screams ]

541
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,406
You wouldn't shoot a woman
with fibromyalgia, would you?

542
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,575
Why do you always
tell people that?

543
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,576
You got him?

544
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,785
I got him.

545
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,412
Take the shot.

546
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,371
Aah!

547
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,040
Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry!

548
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,042
Turns out I didn't
have the shot.

549
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:46,834
Aah!

550
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,628
That's to break the tie.

551
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,129
Ahh!

552
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,714
And that's for putting
your ballot in first.

553
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,215
Yikes!

554
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,134
And that's for eating
my [bleep] cake!

555
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,594
Doggone it!

556
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,804
Yeah!
I'm so proud of you, man!

557
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,515
Emphasis on "man,"
which you are now.

558
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,808
Congratulations, Greg.

559
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,060
You're Westport's newest
town councilman.

560
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,519
[ Grunts ]
[ Chuckles ]

561
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,063
May I suggest your
first order of business

562
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,231
be to change what happens
when there's a tie?

563
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,524
Hmm.

564
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:14,779
♪♪

565
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,489
Cooper made
a great victory cake.

566
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,282
I can't believe
he's leaving.

567
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,993
When I, your actual son,
move out,

568
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,121
I better see at least this level
of distress from both of you.

569
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:27,041
Fake it if you have to.

570
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,751
You here to pick up
your stuff?

571
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,544
Actually, my dad
changed his mind

572
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,879
and told me I could stay.

573
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,631
What?
And after I graduate,

574
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,091
I can go to culinary school!

575
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,551
[ Laughs ] Oh, dude!
That's amazing!

576
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,261
Move out of the way, Oliver!
I want to hug Cooper.

577
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,888
[ Gasps ]

578
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,264
What made him
change his mind?

579
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,641
You.

580
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,310
He asked me what I thought about
what that crazy lady said,

581
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,854
and for the first time, I was
able to be honest with him.

582
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,357
People always underestimate
the benefits of crazy.

583
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,651
And you said people
in Westport can't change.

584
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,027
I guess they can.

585
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,155
If I can change Cooper's dad,
the ultimate Westporter,

586
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,657
anything is possible.

587
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,909
We have
an announcement, too.

588
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,537
Franklin and I are engaged.

589
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,747
15 years from this summer.
Save the date.

590
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,915
She's a lucky lady.

591
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,041
Congratulations.

592
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,459
Trip and I have
news, too.

593
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,586
We also got engaged!

594
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,546
What?

595
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,005
Taylor and I
got engaged.

596
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,757
We heard you.

597
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,801
I also have some news.

598
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,386
I don't want to go to
Harvard anymore.

599
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,596
Actually, I might not even
finish high school.

600
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,098
What the hell
is happening?!

601
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,224
Katie: I'll tell you
what's happening.

602
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,851
We got a tween bride,
a teen bride,

603
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,144
and a high school dropout,

604
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,605
so I guess my news isn't
such a big deal anymore.

605
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,815
You're pregnant.

606
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,442
[ Gasps ]

607
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,193
No weird‐ass historical
middle name for this one.

608
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,112
♪♪

609
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,534
"A" on me. Mark.
Wait, we're still
wearing masks.

610
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,870
Oh.
[ Laughter ]

611
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,374
I'm sick of my mom
judging my friends!

612
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,917
Holy [bleep]

613
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,544
Man: Come on!
Let's do this!

614
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,837
[ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]

615
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,172
I have no value,

616
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,423
nothing to off‐‐
[ Person sneezes ]

617
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,800
I'm acting here!

618
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,010
I said it right, right?

619
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,011
Man: No.

620
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,220
[ Laughter ]

621
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,806
[ Sneezes ]

622
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,768
[ Thud ]

623
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,061
[ Laughter ]

624
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:14,732
Nobody can take better care
of this family...

625
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,900
than this family?

626
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,110
[ Laughs ]