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Hey, Mom, look what I made you
at school yesterday.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Give me a minute
to figure out what it is
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and I'll tell you how much I love it.
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It's a plastic-bag dryer.
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It's so you can wash
and reuse plastic baggies.
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What prissy mom came up with that idea?
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Dad.
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We had fun making them.
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You know what else would be fun?
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If you stopped coming up with stuff
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that makes more work for me.
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Katie, I'm head of the school's
green committee.
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It's important that we up
our recycling game.
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Am I still supposed to
pretend recycling is real
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in front of Anna-Kat?
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She's 10, Greg.
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- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. A.
- Hey.
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I'm here to pick up Taylor for school.
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Now that it's my second senior year,
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Taylor and I are in the same class.
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Fingers crossed I don't end up
with Anna-Kat.
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I love your hair today, Mom.
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Thanks, Taylor!
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Look at that.
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She gave you a compliment
and didn't ask for money.
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I know.
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We might finally be entering
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the mother-daughter friend phase.
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We could go to Mardi Gras together.
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But she's not gonna get
more beads than me.
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I have great news.
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I got an interview at Teen Help Line.
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What's Teen Help Line?
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Oh, it's this volunteer organization
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where teens call to talk
to peers about their problems.
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It's a great way to impress Harvard
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- now that I can't do ballet.
- Huh.
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Don't you need empathy for that?
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I've gotten this far without it.
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Plus, they give you a script,
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and if anyone starts to cry
or something gross like that,
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I'll just pretend I got disconnected.
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They'll be lucky to have you.
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She wants me to wash out plastic bags.
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What the hell for?
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I barely have time
to wash my own damn self.
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Ugh. Marigold wants me
to wash out those bags, too.
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It's really caused a rift
between me and the housekeeper.
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She just thinks
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the rich lady has found
another way to torture her.
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Just give the woman her passport back.
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No.
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The only kid not bugging me is Taylor.
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She even complimented me
for no reason this morning.
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- Mm.
- Uh-oh.
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What?
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No kid is nice for no reason, Katie.
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She's clearly hiding something from you.
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You think?
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Marigold told me
I smelled nice the other day,
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so I flipped her upside down
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and shook five Pixie Stix
out of her pockets.
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A mother knows, Katie.
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You're right.
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I'm going to search Taylor's room.
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Okay, you're going
about this the wrong way.
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You should be the kind of mom
she'd want to come to.
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The last thing you should
be doing is snooping.
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It's a complete breach of trust.
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No, you're right.
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It's the wrong thing to do.
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Angela's wrong.
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Snooping feels absolutely right.
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It's a good thing her room is so messy.
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We don't have to put anything back.
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This is suspicious.
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- What?
- A book.
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In Taylor's room.
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Oh.
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- Oh, my.
- What "oh, my"?
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Well, it's a prescription
for birth-control pills.
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In her name.
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Oh.
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I feel sick.
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What are you doing?
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If there are drugs in here,
I'm gonna find them,
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'cause you could really
use some right now.
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What are you
in the mood for today, Franklin?
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The mac-n-cheese looks good.
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Well, I'm allergic to dairy,
cheese, and pasta.
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Is there any of that in there?
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Hey!
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The lunch lady's
using disposable plates.
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Excuse me...
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Mac-n-cheese or fish sticks?
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Mac-n-cheese, please.
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He'll have the fish sticks.
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And also, why aren't you using
washable plates?
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The plastic ones are just gonna
end up in a landfill.
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Tell somebody who gives a dink.
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You can't talk that way.
There's a lady present.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Eat mac-n-cheese, break out in hives,
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and throw up all over your floor.
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Knock yourself out.
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Dad!
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Yeah.
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The lunch lady won't use real plates.
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She uses plastic ones
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and then just throws them away.
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What?
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Not in my school.
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I tried talking to her,
but she won't listen.
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This is a job
for the recycling committee.
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Bill Doty and I will take it from here.
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Sounds like the lunch lady
just needs to be educated.
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Yeah, and if that doesn't work,
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we'll recycle her face!
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You get more like your mother every day.
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Hi, Mom. I like your shirt today.
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Liar! You don't like anything about me!
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I found this.
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Where did you get this?!
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You went in my room?!
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If we're talking about
who's going in where,
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I think there's a bigger
conversation to be had.
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Okay, Mom, calm down.
We haven't done it yet.
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But at some point, we will. Right, Trip?
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I just came in for apple juice.
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You promised me you were
going to come to me first
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when you were thinking of having sex.
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- I never was really gonna do that.
- Double liar!
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Well, you're a snoop!
I don't trust you anymore!
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I don't know if I can trust you anymore!
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I'm smelling some tension.
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Maybe Teen Help Line
can offer some support.
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"Hi. I'm glad you called.
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This is a safe place
for you to express"...
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Let me see that.
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If you're ever wondering
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where my lack of empathy comes from...
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Give me back my prescription
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that you stole from my room!
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Well, your room is in my house,
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so I get to do this.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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I'll just get Angela
to take me to the doctor again.
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What?!
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Angela took you?!
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I played laser tag last night.
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You ever been?
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There was a 12-year-old
who covered his target.
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It's against the rules.
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Get out.
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Thank you.
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I cannot believe you took my daughter
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to get birth control without asking me.
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Okay. You have to understand.
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When Taylor came to me
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and asked me to take her to the doctor,
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I was afraid that if I said no,
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she would start having unprotected sex,
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and I knew you wouldn't want that.
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But I should have been the one
to take her.
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- I'm her mother.
- But would you have taken her?
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- No! I am her mother!
- See?
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This is why Taylor didn't go to you,
because you always shut her down.
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But when Taylor came to you,
you should have come to me.
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She asked me not to.
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She asked me not to go to school
in my pajama bottoms!
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You don't have to listen to a teenager!
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Doris? You want to weigh in here?
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Yeah, Doris, weigh in.
Tell her I'm right.
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I'll do what I always do, okay?
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I'll side with each of you
behind the other's back.
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That way, I stay the favorite.
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I've got to get to court,
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where people argue and make sense.
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This conversation is not over.
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Angela, this conversation is not...
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She can't hear me, but this
conversation is not over.
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Now, before we start the show,
I'd like to introduce my friend
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and the sunshine on my compost pile,
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Mr. Bill Doty!
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Let's get on with this.
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- I on get a 48-minute lunch at Foot Locker.
- Hmm.
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Did somebody hire the two
worst strippers in Westport?
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'Cause I didn't.
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Well, we're gonna do
a little show for you
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that will not only rock your world...
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- But save it!
- ...but save it!
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We're gonna lay some knowledge
on you about recycling
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and have a little bit of fun
along the way.
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Join us now somewhere on
an American coastline.
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The beach is a perfect place
to have my lunch.
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Well, I don't need
this plastic wrapper anymore.
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Guess I'll throw it in the ocean.
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What harm could it possibly do?
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I hope you enjoyed your lunch.
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It cost me my life.
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We promise to all dolphins,
we'll make sure
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no one throws plastic
in their home again.
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Go on, go on.
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And... scene.
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I'm gonna tell you the same thing
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I told the touring company
of "The Sound of Music"...
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this sucks, and I'm outta here.
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She doesn't seem moved.
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Mm. Maybe she's in pain.
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I mean, look at those feet.
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She's wearing a size 9,
and she's clearly a 9 1/2.
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Sorry, it's hard to leave work
at the office sometimes.
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Sure.
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Whoa.
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It looks like you could use
someone to talk to.
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Yeah, that would be nice.
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Oh, great.
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Uh, first, I'd have to ask you
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if you're thinking about
harming yourself or others,
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because if so, I'd have to refer you
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to someone more qualified.
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Very natural, Oliver.
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Okay, Dad's home. Everybody, dinner.
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Can we just eat
in front of the TV for once?
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No.
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I want us all to eat at the table.
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Family dinners are important
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so we can keep track
of each other's lives.
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Because family is
where you should turn to first.
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Or you could turn to a peer
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who's practicing
for an interview next week
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and has a script
that tells him what to say.
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Or a mother.
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A very cool, hip mother
who's easy to talk to.
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Who is she talking about?
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Herself.
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But it's completely untrue.
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I am a cool mother
who is easy to talk to.
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- Everybody knows that.
- Hang on.
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Is this the result
of something you told me to do
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- that I didn't handle?
- No.
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- That's all I need to know.
- But if you need to know more,
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you should go to Angela.
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I knew that's what this was about!
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I'm going upstairs.
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- Come on, Trip.
- No way.
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You two are not allowed
to be alone upstairs anymore.
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What?! That's crazy!
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You are 17,
and you're gonna do as I say!
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I'm 18!
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't care how old you are!
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My house, my rules!
Now sit down and eat!
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We are gonna have a damn family dinner,
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and that's the end of that!
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- Do you know what's going on?
- I do...
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but I'd rather talk about laser tag.
260
00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:02,111
Well, we tried to reason
with the lunch lady...
261
00:10:02,189 --> 00:10:04,290
But that didn't work. So, unfortunately,
262
00:10:04,361 --> 00:10:06,164
we have to use public shaming
to get our point across.
263
00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:07,599
Thank you, guys, for bagging up
264
00:10:07,668 --> 00:10:09,234
all the plastic waste from lunch.
265
00:10:09,336 --> 00:10:10,302
Shoot.
266
00:10:10,404 --> 00:10:12,003
I think my retainer's
in one of these bags.
267
00:10:12,105 --> 00:10:14,472
Ugh. Not you guys again.
268
00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:17,509
We wanted to show you how much
waste you create every day
269
00:10:17,544 --> 00:10:19,344
by using disposable plates.
270
00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:21,746
All of this from just one day?
271
00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:24,549
I was hoping it would be a lot more.
272
00:10:24,651 --> 00:10:27,085
Ha-ha! Bite me, Nature.
273
00:10:29,022 --> 00:10:31,256
Ha-ha-ha!
274
00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:41,733
I was hoping we wouldn't
have to resort to this.
275
00:10:41,835 --> 00:10:44,135
We're gonna have to
call in the big guns.
276
00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:45,170
"The Closer."
277
00:10:45,238 --> 00:10:46,938
"The Environmental Assassin."
278
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,541
Code name... Mr. Green.
279
00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:51,242
My retainer!
280
00:10:55,248 --> 00:10:57,282
That's not mine.
281
00:11:08,662 --> 00:11:10,862
"Hey, Snoop, I moved out.
282
00:11:10,964 --> 00:11:12,897
Since I'm not living
under your roof anymore,
283
00:11:12,999 --> 00:11:14,866
I guess I don't have to
follow your rules"?
284
00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:16,868
Oliver!
285
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,606
Do you know where Taylor went?
286
00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,441
I do, but I don't think
I should tell you
287
00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:25,143
because she came to me in confidence,
288
00:11:25,245 --> 00:11:27,011
and confidentiality
is a bedrock principle
289
00:11:27,114 --> 00:11:28,146
at Teen Help Line.
290
00:11:29,182 --> 00:11:31,015
Where...
291
00:11:31,118 --> 00:11:32,217
is...
292
00:11:32,319 --> 00:11:33,785
your...
293
00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:35,353
sister?
294
00:11:35,455 --> 00:11:37,088
I feel like you're about to harm
yourself or someone else...
295
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:39,257
- Where is she?!
- Angela's. She went to Angela's.
296
00:11:39,336 --> 00:11:41,059
Gah.
297
00:11:41,161 --> 00:11:42,394
When you tell Taylor I folded,
298
00:11:42,496 --> 00:11:44,963
make it sound like
I put up a good fight.
299
00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:50,170
First Taylor went behind my back
to get birth control,
300
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:51,600
and now she moves in with Angela.
301
00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:53,276
I don't understand why
you didn't tell me about this.
302
00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:55,073
Because I thought I could handle it.
303
00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:57,176
Usually when I yell at Taylor,
she backs down.
304
00:11:57,245 --> 00:11:58,778
She didn't back down, Greg,
305
00:11:58,846 --> 00:12:01,080
and I don't have
any other parenting tools.
306
00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:02,515
That's not true, honey.
307
00:12:02,617 --> 00:12:04,183
You have public embarrassment, sarcasm,
308
00:12:04,252 --> 00:12:05,284
and that thing
309
00:12:05,353 --> 00:12:06,719
where you sit on them
until they tell the truth.
310
00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,053
I thought it was supposed to get easier
311
00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:09,088
as the kids got older.
312
00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:10,322
Me, too, but now it's just
313
00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:12,057
- bigger kids, bigger problems.
- Yeah.
314
00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:13,993
It used to be
choosing the right night light,
315
00:12:14,061 --> 00:12:16,095
and now I have a 17-year-old daughter
316
00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:18,264
getting birth control behind my back.
317
00:12:18,332 --> 00:12:19,999
Once again, she's 18.
318
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:23,068
We should have thrown her
a better party.
319
00:12:24,539 --> 00:12:27,779
Listen, we're in
uncharted territory here.
320
00:12:27,849 --> 00:12:29,475
We're parenting an adult.
321
00:12:29,544 --> 00:12:30,609
We need to adjust.
322
00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:33,212
I don't know how to do that.
323
00:12:33,314 --> 00:12:35,214
I think the best thing to do is wait.
324
00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:36,348
Let her come to us.
325
00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:40,586
Okay.
326
00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:46,819
Screw this! Let's go get her.
327
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,735
You drive. I had half a glass
of port earlier.
328
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,696
My baby girl.
329
00:12:54,735 --> 00:12:56,368
I had no idea she was coming over.
330
00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:57,937
I told her she couldn't stay,
331
00:12:58,039 --> 00:12:59,038
and I brought her right back.
332
00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,673
This whole thing has gone too far.
333
00:13:00,775 --> 00:13:02,041
The two of you need to work it out.
334
00:13:02,143 --> 00:13:03,242
Thank you.
335
00:13:03,311 --> 00:13:05,311
But I am still not talking to you.
336
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:07,980
Still not talking to you.
337
00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:11,917
Please tell me you're still pure.
338
00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:13,419
Oh, my God, Dad!
339
00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:15,788
I'm glad you're back.
340
00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:16,989
I'm not talking to you, either!
341
00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:26,332
I'm not sure what's happening
between you and Taylor,
342
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,667
but I want you guys to work this out.
343
00:13:28,769 --> 00:13:30,402
Reading all this stuff
about Teen Help Line
344
00:13:30,471 --> 00:13:33,172
makes me realize how many kids
don't have families to turn to.
345
00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:37,209
We're so lucky to have each other.
346
00:13:38,579 --> 00:13:40,679
- Oliver, are you okay?
- I don't know.
347
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:41,814
What's happening?
348
00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:43,949
T-There's this tight feeling
in my chest.
349
00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:45,584
Honey...
350
00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:48,120
I think you're actually feeling empathy.
351
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:50,823
Oh.
352
00:13:50,925 --> 00:13:52,725
That's what that was.
353
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:53,859
Whew!
354
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:55,628
Anyway, if she moves out again,
355
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:57,429
I'm taking her room.
356
00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:04,436
Do you think this will work?
357
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,105
Hey, if anyone's a match
for the lunch lady,
358
00:14:06,207 --> 00:14:07,339
- it's Mr. Green.
- Mm.
359
00:14:23,124 --> 00:14:24,189
Hello, boys.
360
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,324
- Oh.
- Oh.
361
00:14:25,426 --> 00:14:26,992
Well, you've done quite a good job here
362
00:14:27,061 --> 00:14:28,485
with your little posters and everything.
363
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:30,396
- Thank you.
- Uh, but why don't you sit back
364
00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:31,730
and let a professional take over?
365
00:14:31,832 --> 00:14:33,132
We're so grateful you're here.
366
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,134
We've tried everything.
She just won't budge.
367
00:14:36,537 --> 00:14:37,970
Stand back.
368
00:14:38,072 --> 00:14:40,372
This...
369
00:14:40,441 --> 00:14:43,575
could get ugly.
370
00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:45,377
If you're talking about your suit,
371
00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:46,512
you're right.
372
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,713
You're going down, lunch lady.
373
00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:49,915
Bring it, Eco-nerd.
374
00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:51,684
I took the liberty
375
00:14:51,786 --> 00:14:53,886
of going through your trash last night,
376
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:56,422
and I found some stuff, all right.
377
00:14:56,524 --> 00:14:58,123
Enough to charge you with murder.
378
00:14:58,192 --> 00:14:59,959
Of a little lady called...
379
00:15:00,027 --> 00:15:01,393
Mother Earth!
380
00:15:01,429 --> 00:15:02,396
- Oh, that's good.
- That's here.
381
00:15:02,421 --> 00:15:03,339
Yeah, that's right.
382
00:15:03,364 --> 00:15:06,465
You got nothing on me, recycopath.
383
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,971
Exhibit A...
384
00:15:12,073 --> 00:15:16,175
you... throw away batteries.
385
00:15:16,243 --> 00:15:18,043
Do you know what could happen
to you for doing this?
386
00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:21,180
- Nothing?
- Well, yeah... for now.
387
00:15:21,282 --> 00:15:22,514
But when this becomes a law,
388
00:15:22,616 --> 00:15:24,650
you are in mild amounts
of trouble, lady.
389
00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:27,619
- Got anything else?
- Back to your trash.
390
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:29,722
By the way, the hair-removal industry
391
00:15:29,824 --> 00:15:31,557
thanks you for your continued support.
392
00:15:31,659 --> 00:15:33,125
Exhibit B...
393
00:15:33,194 --> 00:15:37,663
you put cans in the leaf bin.
394
00:15:37,765 --> 00:15:39,598
How do you live with yourself?
395
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,632
Quite well.
396
00:15:40,768 --> 00:15:42,835
And on Saturdays and Sundays,
397
00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:45,137
butt naked and drunk all day.
398
00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:47,339
Exhibit D...
399
00:15:47,408 --> 00:15:48,907
Wait, didn't he skip exhibit C?
400
00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:50,943
Oh, for God's sake,
Greg, let the man work.
401
00:15:51,045 --> 00:15:52,011
All right.
402
00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:53,112
You...
403
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,181
put your magazines in
with the regular trash.
404
00:15:56,317 --> 00:15:57,983
Hey, wait a minute.
405
00:15:58,052 --> 00:16:00,486
- You subscribe to "Cats Weekly"?
- Yeah.
406
00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:02,523
I have two cats. And if you got
a problem with that,
407
00:16:02,617 --> 00:16:03,689
- you can walk right out...
- No, no, no, no.
408
00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,290
I'm a... I'm a cat guy. I love cats.
409
00:16:05,393 --> 00:16:06,959
What kinda... What kinda cats you got?
410
00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,160
Calicos.
411
00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:10,462
Got to be a strong person
to have a Calico.
412
00:16:10,564 --> 00:16:12,231
You have to act like you don't need 'em.
413
00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:13,232
That's the key.
414
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,000
Yeah, but you so do.
415
00:16:15,102 --> 00:16:17,669
Oh, yes. More than air.
416
00:16:17,738 --> 00:16:18,804
What's happening?
417
00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:22,408
You have the most beautiful eyes.
418
00:16:22,476 --> 00:16:25,644
You should see 'em when
I have my blue eye-shadow on.
419
00:16:25,746 --> 00:16:28,113
Hey, uh...
420
00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:29,481
can I take you to lunch?
421
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,617
Well, actually, I'm a lunch lady,
422
00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:33,152
so that's pretty much the only meal
423
00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:34,486
I'm not available for.
424
00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:36,155
But I am free for dinner.
425
00:16:36,223 --> 00:16:37,523
So am I!
426
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,858
I-I-I was gonna make a big deal
out of checking my calendar,
427
00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:42,394
but, uh, I'm a man who likes cats, so...
428
00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:43,996
we both know I'm free.
429
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:46,498
Wait, are you... done?
430
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,100
Is she gonna recycle now?
431
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,145
Who cares, man?!
432
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,602
We both love cats!
433
00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:52,271
The same breed of cats!
434
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:54,373
He's looking at her
435
00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:56,708
the same way
the FedEx guy looks at my mom.
436
00:16:58,145 --> 00:16:59,812
Okay, we need to step in here.
437
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,346
Excuse me, lunch lady.
438
00:17:01,449 --> 00:17:03,849
You know why my mom
doesn't like to recycle?
439
00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:06,485
It's because it's annoying.
440
00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:09,721
She says that washing the dishes
takes too much time.
441
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,390
Is that what you think?
442
00:17:11,492 --> 00:17:14,159
I'm tired of staying here
late at night doing it,
443
00:17:14,228 --> 00:17:16,929
and the school can't afford
to hire a dishwasher.
444
00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:17,963
How about this...
445
00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:19,565
if you stop using plastic,
446
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,467
I'll find someone to help you.
447
00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:25,304
It's a deal.
448
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,675
- We did it, buddy.
- No.
449
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,410
- No, Mother Earth did it.
- Hmm.
450
00:17:31,479 --> 00:17:33,345
I think it's pretty clear that I did it.
451
00:17:33,447 --> 00:17:34,580
Oh, well...
452
00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:35,948
Oh, my God, I am so late.
453
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,316
I gotta get back to Foot Locker.
454
00:17:37,384 --> 00:17:38,984
Robbie's gonna be furious.
455
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,793
Hey.
456
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,828
- Can I talk to you?
- Nope.
457
00:17:49,897 --> 00:17:51,897
I wasn't really asking.
I'm doing it anyway.
458
00:17:57,738 --> 00:18:01,907
I know that you are older and doing...
459
00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:03,709
older things.
460
00:18:03,811 --> 00:18:05,611
I'll just push down
461
00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:09,281
all the feelings I have about it and...
462
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,250
take them out
on your brother and sister.
463
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,457
It felt weird not telling you about it,
464
00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:20,492
but then it felt weird
telling you about it.
465
00:18:20,594 --> 00:18:22,060
Eh...
466
00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:24,029
I just didn't know what to do.
467
00:18:24,098 --> 00:18:25,531
I know.
468
00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:28,200
I'm trying to figure it out, too.
469
00:18:28,302 --> 00:18:31,904
I'm so used to trying
to catch you before you fall...
470
00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:33,639
but you're 18 now.
471
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,744
Good God, you're 18.
472
00:18:38,846 --> 00:18:41,513
How did that happen?
473
00:18:44,618 --> 00:18:46,718
Is it okay if I call Trip
and tell him to come over?
474
00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,108
Of course.
475
00:18:50,891 --> 00:18:53,859
Can I speak to him for a second
so I can apologize?
476
00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:56,335
You're so great, Mom.
477
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,899
Hi, Mrs. A.
478
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,569
If you ever so much as touch
my daughter without clothes on,
479
00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:05,604
I will hang you with your own [bleep].
480
00:19:05,706 --> 00:19:07,406
Copy that, Mrs. A.
481
00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:15,714
And I shouldn't have gotten mad at you.
482
00:19:15,816 --> 00:19:17,950
You were just trying to help.
483
00:19:18,052 --> 00:19:19,284
I'm really sorry.
484
00:19:19,386 --> 00:19:21,019
Yeah. Me, too.
485
00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:22,654
But this spoke to me in a personal way.
486
00:19:22,756 --> 00:19:23,855
When I was in high school,
487
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,651
I had to keep it a secret that I was gay
488
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:27,726
and I always wished
I had someone to go to.
489
00:19:27,828 --> 00:19:29,461
I would have been that person for you.
490
00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:31,129
- Oh.
- Yeah, I would've, too.
491
00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:33,832
No.
492
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:35,867
I would have told everybody,
and then I would have made up
493
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,769
a very funny, but offensive nickname.
494
00:19:39,673 --> 00:19:42,174
It was a different time!
495
00:19:42,276 --> 00:19:44,176
- I miss it.
- Ugh.
496
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:48,145
I have a little bell
I want you to make me wear.
497
00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:51,093
You're wicked.
498
00:19:51,195 --> 00:19:54,530
I'm about to recycle my breakfast.
499
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:56,232
I just wish Bill Doty was here
500
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:57,915
to share in our Eco-victory.
501
00:19:58,002 --> 00:19:59,268
But he has his career.
502
00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:03,601
Is this job a hobby to you?
503
00:20:03,679 --> 00:20:04,807
No, sir.
504
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:07,296
Think you're so special,
you can take a 50-minute lunch?
505
00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:08,687
It won't happen again.
506
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,547
Think this is fun for me,
riding you like this?
507
00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:13,449
All right, I got a geometry final
tomorrow, all right?
508
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,017
I don't need this, Bill.
509
00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:17,686
Now get back in there
and push the New Balance.
510
00:20:17,788 --> 00:20:20,363
I could help you study for your final.
I have a master's degree in...
511
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,158
Why don't you sell
the damn shoes, Bill?!
512
00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:27,236
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