- Andy Fecit July 2018 - using Aegisub subtitle editor
A long time ago...
somewhere at the end of the earth...
two incredibly mighty magicians...
collided in a deathly battle...
for the beautiful Princess!
Finn, you can not defeat me!
Shernomore, good will always defeat evil, and I am good!
Meelah my love, I am coming!
No Finn, it's a trap!
Meelah...
Surprise...
You foolish slipped out in my towers...
it looks like evil won!
And who - who - who is evil?
I am - I am - I aaam!
In one brief moment...
the power of your love will belong to me!
Meelah...
Finn my love
Now!
What should I turn you into?
a rabbit...
a grasshopper...
ooh, into a flower!
I won't leave it like that...
I'll find a way...
I will put it right!
I will put it right?
you must be defeated, evil Shernomore!
Ooh, a teleportation poser!
Are you trying to escape?
Well... run when you cover!
And I will make sure that you...
Hey Lord we'll back to their comment to propose...
Till the end of your perverted life!
Rosanne.... I will never forgive you!
Shernomore, Ruslan he?
I will never forgive
Ruslan, hey ... Ruslan!
Where are thou my Juliette?
Do come, come out onto the balcony!
I want to look into thine eyes!
To where? What Juliette? what balcony?
Oh I mean, aah Shernomore
I will never forgive you...
I will find a way...
oh well, what's the point?
Everyone is left anyway...
Oh no no no
We perform until the last viewer is gone!
Run!
Or the last listener...
He
Who said this? I come here you either...
fight then again?
He be that's good thing
Lestor,
Everyone is sick of your fairy tales of sorcerers!
Check you wright something modern...
something about ... knights
What you have to do is learn your lines!
This night so, or you can think of!
But, how cool is that?
Your trust in armory, your sword in your hand...
and over there in the distance you can see...
Yourself cleaning the stage!
a beautiful Princess who needs to be rescued.
Not! Yourself cleaning the stage!
How I want to call it quit and become a knight!
Children of knights become knights.
But you're the son of a knight?
There is so, it's not your choice!
It's just the way it is...
Thank you for the reminder!
Make a mile in a minute.
It looks like a marriage proposal...
This did not do very well!
Yea
In a pool the entire audience on the way ...
Well ... let's try to find something for dinner!
Yes yes, and in the meantime,
I shall write another chapter...
of my automate genius play!
Dear, such behavior is not acceptable!
Behind, I won't to get married!
Stop this a once!
Open the door right now!
Drab insult!
You will ever...
Meelah ...
Enter?
How do you ... I mean you were just over there...
Aha, a secret passage, I knew it!
Meelah, marriage is not something you should be afraid of!
I will mak sure, your husband will protect you...
the way I do!
Might be exactly!
This is what your protection is like:
Don't go here, it's dangerous!
Don't go there, it's dangerous!
Don't go anywhere, because anywhere it's dangerous...
Stay at home, Meelah all your life...
Somewhere else, they sails the seven seas!
Climb the mountain tops and... train dragons!
See her?
That will be me, see!
I will not commit you to look like this!
Watch! She is wearing to much lipstick and masquera!
Sorry...
But it's not about make-up.
And what make me think, you would ever understand?
You are a Princess, Meelah!
It is finally time you acting like one!
I know what that means!
That means that a Princess should be boring...
predictable and well behaved...
and whow whow the Princess...
Did, to ward, do what?
You drive me crazy with this big words!
Ooh, how you're just like your mother!
Mother...
Mother would understand me!
Meelah, I won't be here for ever!
And if I go as unexpectedly as your Mother did...
I want to make sure that someone will look after you...
I don't want anyone to look after me!
I can do that just fine!
I dream of big things happening for me!
Even if it's a small adventure, it will be better then this!
I want to feel alive in thew world, and not trapped in this stupid castle!
Meelah, you're unbearable!
This is not your choice!
You will get married anyway!
And if you don't choose a groom by tomorrow...
I will choose one for you!
This is the King's word!
And it is final!
She wants adventures ... ha ... imaginable!
Not my choice?
See me...
Thank you, thank you,
you shouldn't have ... same time tomorrow!
Byeeee!
Nice hall, eh?
Wait!
What's happened?
I am sick!
Again?
I'm sorry...
That's your brother?
I am stop and beating your nose.
Why am I the only one in our family who is great?
Hey you, sir...
It would be nice of you to apologize!
Indeed is someone just say something?
Aerate me, did you hear someone speaking?
Yea yea your love, there a guy right here.
You're fool!
Don't you know, want to play alone?
Let's see...
what we have here.
What is the fool we have found.
I'll dare you, to stay plains to me.
He sin us ...
nice to Talaf!
And you're a future King?
I am not a buffoon!
His highness, nice to have whom?
Talaf, je suis Talaf!
You will know the true power...
of the noble and...
As I would say...
Now, you will know the...
Again!
Doubt you sir?
Now, you will know the...
power of the noble sir ... Talaf!
Kutchin, and I am still alight!
And now I am destine the four feet
That's so then please ...
And you are destine for a ... the holy pockets.
Ah it's for close
And the company of this flying ...
I saw ... nothing!
It's the world can change!
Talaf, wait!
Ulah is a tip mouth!
And I ...
I am not a buffoon!
Well .. this progress isn't very dangerous.
Hey dear, I can see you need help!
No thank you...
I am totally fine!
Hey there, Girlie...
That's a beauty to our herd...
Did mommy and daddy ever tell you these part,
share field win ... Gangster?
Right, those are terrible people, you know!
But tonight, you're lucky night...
We can protect you for a minimum fee...
Say, for the price of that fine necklace you're wearing?
No way!
Why are you just staring there?
Go, get her!
Ah, Miss, are you all right?
Really?
Not again...
Oh sorry, do you need help?
Easy!
I was just trying to help.
You so want to help, please ...
call a guard, or a knight perhaps.
A knight...
I ... am a knight!
Aah ... are you sure?
Yeah!
Sir Ruslan at your service!
What has happen to you, my Lady?
Gotcha...
Get lost, woods, this is our beauty!
Give me the necklace, or you will regret it!
It's my Mom's pendant!
I will never take it off!
No! After all!
I am a knight!
And I will not let you take advantage of the lady!
Well, well...
And ... he probably try to share sympathetic
while take on share.
I on the other hand, I'm no six cake when it comes to women ...
Oo ok...
plan "D" then, look there...
go ahead...
Are you kidding?
That sword wouldn't scare a chicken!
Ha, this is just the newest version!
And that's just halve strike!
We got to go!
But haven't we won?
We got arrived!
Follow me!
They were just right here.
They don't like disappear!
Looks like we be lasted...
Sorry!
That's fine!
Let's go...
We're safe now...
Thank you for rescuing me!
It was nothing.
For a skilled knight like myself.
That was child's play!
We are trained for precisely...
You are not from around here?
And what make you think that?
Oh locals know that these parts are full of ...
Gangsters?
Now I know that's you...
Sooo...
Where are you from?
It doesn't matter...
I love that place and I don't want to go back!
Am I to assume, it was a terrible place?
Nooo it wasn't terrible...
just ... Boring...
It's probably hard for you to imagine,
how it feels to have your destiny...
be predetermined at first...
when nothing exciting ever happens to you.
When all you can be, is the person other people think you are...
and everything in your life...
Is not your choice.
Exactly!
Is not your choice...
This is why you decided to run away?
I just want to experience real life ...
Real adventure...
Real Freedom...
Now I understand, how silly it is!
Even here is that ...
weird little man on the wall is laughing at me...
It's not that silly after all...
If you want adventure...
Then adventure it is...
Hey, where are you going?
I have an idea...
That is, if you are not afraid to trust a stranger...
Deep in the shadows, here you are ...
your reflection, you can't see...
Stop keep the days... in the dark...
Don't know your life until you dream...
So let it go now...
Feel the ground beneath your feet...
You waking up now... believe ...
The shout be loud...
Let them know...
The done are done...
You got a long way to go...
The shout be loud...
This town believe... a new story...
It's time to turn another day...
So let it go now...
Feel the ground beneath your feet...
You waking up now... believe ...
The shout be loud...
Let them know...
The done are done...
You got a long way to go...
The shout be loud...
Let them know...
The done are done...
It's always Juliet sunrise...
Ruslan, this sunrise ...
look out, beautiful!
I've never thought so live in my entire life.
It was truly an honor for me...
to accompany you...
Ruslan, what's happening?
He who is there?
Oh, the princess...
Oh your Majesty!
Meelah, my daughter!
Oh no...
Sorry!
out of my way!
Gotcha!
Stupid!
No more forget, never resist the sorcery!
And never taint Shernomore!
Shernomore?
I will take what I want anyway!
Ruslan, hold on!
Meelah, what ever happens,
just slow, then I will find you!
You hear me?
I will find you... wherever you are...
You believe me!
Ruslan!
You! Answer me!
What did you do... to my daughter?
Your daughter?
Meelah ... what did you do to her?
She is a Princess?
I ... I didn't do anything!
She was kidnapped by Shernomore!
Shernomore? Who is he?
Where can I find him?
- I... I don't know for sure... - Answer me!
Answer immediately!
In the magic land!
He's lost his mind.
I think sounds right!
He is lying!
I know it sounds insane!
- But in the fairy tales... - Shut up!
That's enough!
I will show you what happens when people lie to the king!
Gooks, throw him in the dungeon!
You don't understand...
we need to hurry!
Meelah is in danger!
Shut up you're filthy present!
No! Please! I am telling the truth!
Let me go!
My lord, so what do we do?
Good people, listen to the King's decree ...
The one who brings the Princess home, safe and sound...
Will become her husband!
You're obviously not right! Then hey tramp ...
to try and put one over on the King...
it's fun of everybody!
But I did not lie...
you have to believe me!
Whow now...
from now on it's prison rats to believe you!
Yea, they're very very trustful.
You! What do you think you doing?
Ooh pardon me...
but I shall have to cancel my tour with the rats of your prison.
It is so ...
Let's go and see Lestor!
Which way should we go from here?
Not sure which way...
Who knows where to find the Princess?
Ruslan...
Where have you been?
Lestor, listen to me...
Where did you learn the ferry tale about Shernomore?
What do you mean- Where ?
Right here... it was generated by my rich imagination.
Tell me the truth!
It's a problem anyway...
I am telling you I made it all off...
The problem is that Shernomore really does exist...
and today he kidnapped the Princess!
What? You gotta be kidding...
Looks like you're not kidding!
All right then...
you have to promise that you won't tell anyone!
Lestor...
All right!
I had a bad case of writers block once.
Well... I just can't come up with anything...
You know, is real torturer...
Lestor!
Basically you never suspect that I ...
Borrowed ...
a little book I read.
Did this book say anything about where to find him...
or maybe how to defeat him?
No nothing like that...
But... there was this hilarious story
about a huge Todd who in case...
turns you into...
Who did you steel the book from?
Borrowed!
Oh I had it...
only need think about it!
The owner of this book is a scary and dangerous person...
so you better stay away from him!
I am still trying to forget the way to his house.
So you haven't forgotten where he is?
No I remember completely...
like it was yesterday.
My tongue is my own worst enemy...
Why do we even care about this Princess anyway?
I'll tell you on the way.
Are you with me?
Do I even have a choice?
This is just impossible.
What is impossible?
These Maans have no idea, which way to go...
Then why do we need them anyway?
Let's go for our own!
We don't know which way they go either.
Oh so, who knows that?
Maybe I live in the fool friends.
Follow me!
But a hundred million time ...
Eroteco...
Shut up!
They... they know something.
Let's follow them!
Hello ... helooo
Is anybody home?
So- well- how... looks like nobody is home...
So we gave it a try...
it didn't work...
so we might as well... get out of here...
A mousetrap!
The snap shut...
I remember you...
you with who?
Looks like pewee has finally arrived...
We are done for...
So this is it? This is your monster?
Oouu... not frightening enough for you?
Please forgive me, my dear ahm ... Mr Cat?
We just ah...
And about now? Is that better?
Yea... that will do it...
We need to calm him down somehow...
What you can is like?
Sour cream, chutney ...
What's?
Correct me you're not an option.
Aah ... bring me that map!
Stop please that thing!
Yea ... hey wait a minute...
I don't have a minute!
So be sure now!
This worked!
Ok ok...
Enough already, no more!
Mr Cat, can you cease your assault...
All right...
I bear you out, just...
get that thing out of my face!
I can't take it anymore.
You have one minute!
We wanted it to return your book...
and to apologize!
Anything else?
No ... well, you see, Shernomore...
Shernomore?
Oh dear, did he kidnap a girl again?
Well ... yes!
And you want to rescue her?
Exactly!
You got to be kidding me!
Shernomore has destroyed entire army,
then decapitated giants,
then now you...
an actor and a troubadour...
suddenly decide?
So you don't know how to defeat him?
I didn't say that.
Then you do know?
I didn't say that either.
Follow me!
Clean up!
Once every hundred years...
during the crimps at sunset...
Shernomore kidnaps a Princess who is fallen in love...
to replenish his magical powers...
with the power of her love.
So, is Meelah in love too?
All lovers are blind!
But to answer your question:
all signs point to you being the object of her love.
Oh ... are you sure?
That's something you have to ask her yourself!
All loovers are blind!
Oh do I put an exclamation point after that?
Anyway, Romeo...
you only have two days to rescue your beloved...
Two days?
But where can I find her?
And how do I stop Shernomore?
Easy Troubadour, I don't know.
But I thought, you did!
Nope.
But I know someone who does...
are you following?
I listen!
But if you want to find him...
You will have to travel to a strange land.
Oh my goodness a strange land not again!
Not just some strange land...
but a very magical one...
I would journey to the end of the earth for Meelah!
Brave lad.
But look I have seen many brave man...
venture to Shernomore's land!
But not a single one returned.
So if you've already made up your mind...
here you go!
Let's work lazy bones...
here is another brave fool...
who doesn't know when the colleges quips...
What do you looking at?
Here are your new clients!
Ah, I almost forgot...
when you get to the other side...
it will be quite simple.
Just go straight ahead...
and when you can't go any further...
use this!
Thank you! I wish I can repay you somehow.
Do not mention!
I for one think, that this is a suicide mission...
and also about this...
don't ever tell anyone about it!
I will be as silent as the grave!
Oh boy I am afraid that soon you will literally be as silent as the grave!
Now do you need a special invitation?
No no no, I am coming...
Magic ... let's kick...
Doesn't look too difficult...
Well ... I don't know...
all I feel is danger...
Have you know this, how dangerous they are?
What a predatory grip...
Let's go!
I am sure that everything will turn out fine.
Perhaps you'll be able to base your brilliant play on our adventures!
With no fears or remorse!
We never did it right into the jaws of death!
Well, so much for romantic company...
Ruslan, is that you?
Hush hush...
So it's you who kidnap me!
Oh why use such coarse language?
The term "relocated" is much better...
And now you want to marry me?
What! Merry you? Oh no...
I despise such outdated cliches!
Can a women... oh maybe kidnapt...
for the purpose of marrying, he ...
Well yea...
Marriage? No way!
Think on this!
This will be, kind of like marriage...
only better, for me!
I will simply remove the power of your old love...
and then turn you into a stone statue.
Evolve of something like that.
or like that...
oh, or maybe that one...
Did you say: turn me into a stone statue?
Oh, eh, did I say that about?
Oh don't be nervous! It won't hurt...
Here, have a cookie...
Here, will be show you what I'll do with your cookie!
Hey...
You missed, you hysterical women!
This is war!
Is this the cap of invisibility?
Now this is not funny anymore!
Give me back teh cap! You hear me?
Where are you?
Where are you going?
Oh do you think, you can escape from my castel?
Then I will hide until Ruslan comes to rescue me!
He's never bee able to find my castle...
Remember this: Never!
Such unctuous behavior...
Well... I'll make sure that you don't get bored...
Ameles pastela monster candy's tulalah...
You my sweet medium, go find this brat!
Until her sell lard comes to rescue me...
Bring her to me, advance
And you my dear, be cruel!
Let's take a look...
where ouer guest has gone.
There you are...
Intruders ... intruders ...
What is going on?
Humans arrived to the portal!
You never knows who that might be...
Ruslan...
Lestor...
One brave...
One scared...
Ouh ...
Ruslan sounds familiar...
I think I've heard that names...
Oh no ...
Ruslan! Sweety comes to rescue her...
Ouh well...
then I must buy flowers for your funeral, Ruslan!
Went some Dorcas right here...
Is like that...
What is that?
A kitty ...
I am a cat!
A taunting kitty to boot!
What are you meowing about, sweet bag?
Humiliate this place...
Soo... is there a most vices secret...
that's hid away somewhere?
All right, barbar...
we know a certain troubadour, had visited earlier today...
where is he? Where did he go?
And I've only just finished cleaning up...
Just a second...
Okay...
let's role...
Aaah and now ... some down time ...
So, here we are...
It looks like there is no where to go, right?
It looks like we should at least pick up some berries...
I am starving...
Lestor...
How can you be thinking about food at a time like this?
That is it!
I am going to go find something to eat!
And you can stay here...
and figure out...
whether there is no where to go...
or some where to go !
Then all men...
wouldn't we gotten our self's into!
This is strange...
We are under attack!
Arrive...
So are we ...
We have to follow the cloud!
So... there is no way to the other side?
Then we'll have to use the gift, that the cat gave us.
But how to use it?
Maybe we just ...
No ...
Maybe it's also magical, and we have to ask it...
you know, the reply mend?
Oh the greatest ...
bean part ...
please be so merciful ...
and show us ...
to watch travel!
The way to the wise wizard!
Oh the greatest bean part!
Yea you're right it's idiotic ...
We got to think it's something better...
Yes, sure ...
as in the fairy tale about the bean part,
and now ...
well ...
one ... two ...
we need water...
Yea!
Where ... where did it go?
You little dirty blowing free...
robber hamster!
All right...
Now you get it!
Ah ... oh really...
so you know how to fly?
This one ...
Okay, calm down ... enough!
Now aught is to rough.
Maybe she's just hungry?
We're not greedy, but we need this part not for food!
Somehow it should show us the way to wizard Finn...
but how...
that one we don't know yet...
What? You know it?
Won't you run away?
What if were supposed to give it to the hamster?
Here...
That is unbelievable ...
Hey, you think it was supposed to eat this?
You just gone a ...
Common ...
Can you deep trust thing?
I am coming ...
Where did all that come from?
So who cares? I am so hungry ...
Who are you?
Stop!
No ...
Help me! Ohh ...
Get off!
Back off!
Get off to me!
Now I'm really mad!
Is that all you can do?
Whow, I knew sweets are bad for your health ...
but this is ridiculous ...
And that's the Princess deal with extra calories!
Here you are my sweet little brats ...
Wait ... stop ...
I do not trust this hamster!
Why?
Why? Did you see that bridge?
What if its hungry relatives are hiding in this cave?
If you are so afraid ...
stay here!
On thee other hand, this hamster looks very sincere.
Wait for me!
This is too little...
However, it will be sufficient...
to destroy a couple of meat ...
we assume it's so musk ...
use the small record able ...
Let us make a stony Panceracs ...
No! No way!
What's wrong with him?
Finn, we come in peace!
Away! Go away...
I'm a mighty sorcerer,
I will bewitch you ...
Just ... just two of you!
Aren't you Finn?
The great wizard?
I can't ...
Ah you want to bewitch me?
But I want listen to you!
Blah bla blaah
So what shall we do with him?
Huh do we take him out with a stone?
What? I am good at throwing stones!
I will bewitch you ...
just lost!
I need top think ...
I have an idea!
We will start casting spells now ...
and if you don't manage to do it worse ...
We will bewitch you ...
I bewitch you, right now!
Get to all of you!
Okay! We're starting the spell now!
Abraka dabra ...
I will bring that upon you!
Then you best do it faster ...
because we have started casting our spell ...
Then come ...
Cheek us!
Sneekers!
Politik us!
Kicker, streakers, yes, speakers ...
The gods ...
he has just a deadly spell on me ...
my strive ... is leaving me ...
Me? My spell?
Oohh heavens!
We our awaited has come ...
you put a life...
oh wind ...
you'll never brush against my skin again ...
Ooh mountains,
lovely brilliant mountains,
Quiks,
ahm streams and ...
daffodils ...
pray and be pride ...
hem Lestor!
Has my power been restored?
I killed thous poor people ...
Hey!
Hey...
Are you ...
completely dead?
Forgive me stranger!
Aha, no need to apologize!
Come Todd, we won't hurt you Finn ...
the great wizard.
Dear Finn, we will leave you alone very soon.
Thing is ...
Shernomore!
Blah blaaah
Shernomore kidnaps the Princess ...
and I need to find out, where he took her.
Do you understand?
There after ...
Moreover, a second hortatory actor ...
a courageous one however.
I was courageous too, much more than you!
But Shernomore ...
Shernomore took it all away from me!
Shernomore's power... is in his beard!
So and yet, cut it off!
All his sorcery will disappear?
Possibly ... very likely!
But nobody has ever managed to do that!
So where can I find Shernomore?
His castle stands among the spiky rocks.
You will not overcome turn up over the regular sword...
to do that, you will need a special magic sword ...
When I was helping, this would be an easy deal...
But the sword is protected by a mighty hero ...
If I only had my courage again ...
Tell us how to find this sword!
Walk 300 steps east from the entrance of my cave ...
you'll see a shaky stone ...
then turn right, walk 100 steps straight ...
then turn left walk 200 elbow straight ...
Ho ho, go down ...
I try to draw a map!
500 squirrel tails ...
to the 5 dozen mouse steps until you reach ...
a shaggy stone ...
Wait! The shaggy stone again?
600 steps for the link structure you reach ...
turn to the right ...
Again told the hill of edge at the street ...
You think rubin ...
seal coming with thick hog ...
That's is where the sword is hidden... and hurry up!
The crimsons sunset is coming!
Sooo Lestor, did you draw a nice map?
Depends what you call "nice"
This is more "modern art" then a map!
I can't understand a thing.
Do you understand how to get there?
Whoa you are simply irreplaceable!
So! What are we waiting for?
Hamster ...
Ruslan!
Hey!
Hey you!
People ...
Guys ...
Hamster, whats happen ...
Why are you all running so fast?
Specially on an empty ...
You guys think that's a friendly "nice to meet you" smile?
Or an "I am going to eat you" smile?
Definitely number two ...
It looks like we've lost them ...
Hu looks like, we've just found them ...
And who is this screaming?
Hello ...
You useless heave of stones ...
She almost looks ... alive!
Oh ... what happened here?
A battle ...
Well obviously, this is no dance party ...
Watch over there, what do you see?
Is this your legendary hero?
Hello! Mr Hero, sir ...
we really need your help ...
Hey there ...
Hero ...
Do you have any idea how to wake him up?
Lets light up his beard ...
That's not such a good idea ...
Everybody is a critic, all right ...
you come up with something better then ...
What's the matter with him?
All right!
Oh the great hero!
You smells like a rat.
No no no, my name is Ruslan!
I am an actor.
There is a rat right here!
Tell me cooky why you are here?
But first, take your rat away!
Can you see the driver logic?
I was told that you are the keeper of a magic sword ...
All right, here ...
Oh, whow, that was simple!
It will be yours if you are able to carry it away!
What it that supposed to mean?
You ... ask them ...
But they are dead? Are they ...
Let the show begin ...
Now that's a true sword ...
You know, it really wasn't that hard after all...
For how many times have I heard these words.
These signs at a times two...
That's right!
I know what to do!
Hmm, I know what to do?
That's new!
You are my super weapon ...
Hey, what are you up to ... you!
Don't you come any closer!
Take cover!
Why you ... turn for nothing ...
Yeas! We own memorize ...
Next stop: Shernomore's castle!
So, you did make it here, moreover, you have the sword!
May that's so loving for this hysterical women...
The sun is about to set,
we have to make it through this spikes somehow...
Lester, you and Hamster will go to the right, and I will go to the left...
and whoever finds a passage first, should whistle.
Ok, I'm going ...
ahm, but I don't know how to whistle.
Looks like Hamster knows how to whistle.
You better hope to care right place ...
Very funny ...
Please tell me you can't right place ...
Guna, go and find Meelah ...
Let her know, that I am coming to rescue her!
Meelah, did you manage to escape?
I came to you rescue ...
just as I promised ...
You have come ... why?
What do you mean "why" ?
To rescue you, this is me, Ruslan!
Ruslan, the poor clown,
and the fool, who lied to me ...
about being a great knight.
All this induce me and sweep me on my feet.
There's no mystery here.
If you married the Princess ...
you would become the king.
Why would any buffoon past that off?
Meelah. what are you saying?
I don't recognize you!
Why might you think, you know me at all?
It seem to me that ...
Well you are right,
It "seemed" to you!
How could you think that I ... the daughter of the great King ...
was is really interested in a poor actor, like you?
And now you have shown up here to ... do to what?
To rescue you!
Rescue me? Hah ...
But do I want to be rescued?
Here I have everything that I need.
Everything that you would have never been able to give me ...
a magnificent castle ...
richness, power and even... love!
Love?
Yes ... love ...
Shernomore loves me ...
and we will get married today...
and tomorrow we will go on a honeymoon trip around the world!
This is what I dreamed of, my entire life!
But the blood colored sunset?
Oh please, it is just a ferry tale!
Ruslan please understand ...
I don't need you!
I love Shernomore!
And if you have at least a little bit of honor left in you,
You won't stand in the way of my happiness.
No! I won't ...
Good boy ...
The poor clown and the fool ...
who lied to me about being a great knight ...
I love Shernomore
Aah there is nothing here...
maybe on your side there is a way?
What's wrong with him?
Rusland, did you find a passage?
Ruslan!
You were right!
Holy kanoli ... I do it!
what about what about ...
Hey ... are you here?
I hear you were here ...
you know, I just met your groom ...
Ruslan is it ...
such a cutie ...
I felt so sorry for him, when he find out that you are ...
Is not interested in him at all!
Oh how upset he was ...
Mei oh mei ...
I don't even know if he will ever recover ...
from the heart-break!
You're lying ...
That's an insult, beauty ...
look out of the window and see for yourself!
There is your hero ...
quarreling home in disgrace!
No !
Gotcha!
It's too late for squirreling about!
Now, let's go!
Now with me ...
let's enjoy the sunset ...
What an idiot I am ...
Fancying myself worthy.
I've seen it all with my own eyes...
leave me alone!
Ruslan, it's not the end of the world ...
That impact ...
appears to be the case ...
Well, this ending totally make sense for my stereotypical play ...
I'm ready for it, bring it on ...
Hey, hey!
Come here you ugly Panceracs!
you going ...
come here to stomp by ...
That's a nice joker ... je vais t'atant ...
Get your ass together!
This is not the best time tear-jerking ...
You will find someone else!
Someone in your head ...
what your scares ...
Whatever happens, there is no reason to be so upset!
But I am upset!
I miss two shelters!
Go and shot that cobblestone into peaces!
How could you be so cool ...
and so cold?
If you do nothing ...
the monster is the one who will be cool ...
and thus ...
quite, will be very cool!
I... can not... run... anymore!
I can not live without her ...
The pendant ...
Where did you get it?
No ... she wasn't wearing it?
Well, the suitable Shernomore ...
this will be your last act!
This is ah... I just have... go on!
Hands off my friends!
I think I know how to go to the castle!
Lestor, it was a lie! The Meelah that I saw was not real.
She was not wearing this!
She said, she would never take it off ...
so it could have been to harm, and drove me away ...
and perhaps, she is still waiting for me!
Or, perhaps, even loves me ...
Are you glad?
I am glad!
I am very glad!
Can't you see me clapping?
There is no time to be laying around!
Let's go, we need to rescue Meelah!
The sun is about to set ...
What did the cat say?
All lovers are blind ...
Talaf, time has enough!
This is awful a way ...
I don't care ...
all this monsters fransins ...
- thinking suam ... - for fou
For fou and strin set ...
This eqasit ...
Buffoon ...
There you are ...
How I missed you!
You old ugly bio...
Shut up!
nice cheat ...
Soon you'll become quiet and obedient,
like a pebble!
I will take good care of you ...
Like nut a staff of you every once to the wild
What! What ... you left!
Ha, I am not that dumb!
Of course you lard ...
Ruslan!
Calm down!
Meelah!
Aha, the magic armor ...
Your sorcery does not affect me!
Give up now!
You are right, it doesn't affect you,
but what about me?
Acodis - agonis - you just dragon us
So who is the monster? Give up now!
You wanna go for a ride?
Not a problem!
Did you loose this?
Noooo
He did it!
That's it!
Haaa you did it ...
You won ...
Hooo I will get to create the greatest ...
anthem in human history to you
We're a player ...
Or even better ...
old ...
and I will start writing it right now!
There is no time for odes yet!
Meelah is still in danger ...
remove the magic shield!
Me?
The process is wit set in motion,
and there is no force in the whole world,
can ever and stop it again!
I will safe her!
Ruslan, you gona die!
A life without Meelah is worse than death!
This can't be real ...
this is my only fear ...
Why afraid that?
It's the same to be actor ...
who won't be able to come out for an encore.
Waddle of fool ...
Lestor, catch ...
Ruslan!
Meelah ...
I ...
Ruslan, one more step, I beg you ...
I will rescue you ...
Nobody rescues anyone anymore ...
Ruslan !
You need a la comedia ...
as they say folks ...
say, say my dear ...
you don't need to mourn this pathetic clown!
He is beneath you.
Unlike me ...
I'm a real man!
With a family tree and proper manners ...
so you be very happy ...
when we get married!
Ah, when we get married?
Happy?
Ouh, here comes my father ...
Vladimir? ... Where?
Here!
No more mismatch, Princess!
That is so coarse!
What do you think you are ...
Ruslan ... my guide!
You are the best man, others ...
Here I am, my power come back to me ...
hey there, champions and winners ...
floral braids for everyone!
Why is everyone so sour?
We warranted, and we ...
ooh ... that's not a problem!
By the way, my name is Finn...
after all we've never been officially introduced.
Ruslan is dead ...
and you don't think it's a problem?
Calm down young lady,
I only meant that I can fix it all!
Fix it all?
Well yea ...
by the way, it should be mentioned, that I ...
am a wizard!
And you... you can resurrect Ruslan?
Nnno, I can not resurrect him ...
but, I can return what was stolen from him!
That's not a problem at all!
Step back ...
in a moment you will witness real ...
ferry tale grade magic!
Calodonen ... notadonen ...
give him back what you have stolen!
No more loss, no more rack ...
his light of life, he should get back!
He is breathing!
Ruslan, You're alive!
I am so glad is, you are alive!
Don't squeeze me!
Finn, my love!
Meelah, my shining star!
- Meelah - Yess
I need to confess:
I am not quite a real knight...
one could even say:
I am not a knight at all!
But I really like you, and I would like ...
if you let me ...
then I would, if you don't mind...
I don't care who you were ...
I know who you are now!
You are the one I love ...
And if I asking you to marry me?
What would you say?
Yes !
I will say: Yes !
I love you!
It's so beautiful then I need to write it down ...
and lived happily ever after.