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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Hey! ♪

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Wait, who the hell are you?

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-I'm Bean.
-Okay, highly unlikely, smartass.

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Well, I mean to say
that I'm Bean, as well.

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-No, I'm Bean.
-No, I'm Bean.

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-No, I'm Bean.
-No, I'm Bean.

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Look, I'm the one and only Bean.

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[gasps] So self-centered.

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Okay, screw you, uh,
and your tacky red room.

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Angry, too, I like it.

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[blows] Is that better?

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All right, tell me who you really are
before I slam your nose off.

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Well, I'm Queen Tiabeanie Mariabeanie
De La Rochambeaux Drunkowitz.

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[Bean 1] Well, then why are you
dressed up like Dagmar?

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I'm not. I'm you.

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Well, the dream-time you.

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I hide inside your head
and come out when you fall asleep

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or pass out drunk or snooze till noon.

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I'm that little voice whispering,

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"Have a fifth beer, Bean."
And, "Have a sixth beer, Bean."

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And, "Steal Grandma's
gold tooth and drive Dad crazy!"

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All right. I already have a demon
that does all of that.

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Well, lucky you.

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I mean, who else has two bad influences?

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Okay, you're Bad Bean.

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I'm going to call you Bad Bean.

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We're both "Bad Bean," babe,
but I'm way more than that.

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I know all your dirty, dark secrets
and your stupid, neurotic ones

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that you just go on and on about.

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I know what turns you on, Bean.

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I happen to know that little miss Bean
likes her neck nuzzled… a lot.

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I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure
everybody likes their neck nuzzled.

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[scoffs] If I were
to show you the analytics

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of how much you fantasize about it…

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All right, what are analytics?

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If you didn't
think about neck nuzzling so much,

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you'd know what analytics were, Bean!

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[scoffs] And I also know
where you hide the muffins.

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You know what--

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Also, I'm just going to say that

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the muffins,
they're not hidden, all right?

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Like, I happen to have
guests over sometimes.

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And so I have muffins around
and available like a good host.

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Yeah, sometimes I eat them all.
But don't shame me.

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Enough with your spinning.

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You need to get a hold of yourself.

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-Listen, there's something I want, too.
-[groans]

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I'm not just here for fun, okay?

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We've got a curse to get rid of.

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Oh, "a curse." [laughs] Is there, like,
a bunch of people coming in,

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'cause it seems like
there's just a curse a day.

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Which one we talking about today?

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We'll figure this out together.

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Just know, the whole time,
I'm going to be watching you.

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I'm gonna be guiding you,
and I'm gonna be pushing you.

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[screaming]

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[all gasping]

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I can't believe I got murdered
in my own dream.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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-Pump the brakes. Who killed you?
-Me.

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I mean, at least she looked like me,
and talked like me, and had my moves down.

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-Sounds like you.
-Her name is Bad Bean.

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Sounds like you.

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According to this, you don't wanna mess
with murdering yourself in dreams.

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Why not?

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You might get stuck
in the dream world forever.

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Happened of my evil twin, Guci.

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Guci? Well, you're the evil twin
if you ask me.

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[laughs]

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-Oh, burn.
-Such impertinence.

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I ought to slap you
with my gentleman's glove. [exclaims]

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Ow! What the hell
kind of gentlemen's glove is that?

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The kind filled with gravel.

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Now, as I was saying,
Guci is the evil twin,

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while I, Luci, am the eviler twin,
capisce?

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And…

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[scatting]

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-Quit clowning around, boys.
-[laughs]

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Give me that tea.

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Nobody murders me and gets away with it.

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Okay, take it easy.

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-This is strong stuff.
-[sniffs]

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You gotta sip slowly, daintily.

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[Bean glugging]

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-[sighs]
-Or glugging is good.

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-Mmm…
-Aw!

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How come everybody else
gets to solve their murders but me?

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Yeah, but you're just so killable.

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[ominous music playing]

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Bad Bean…

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Where are you?

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I just… I wanted to show you something.

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I made you something.

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Bad Bean.

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Oh, there you are. Hi.

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You're looking good tonight.

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Well, you're saying that
'cause you look exactly like me.

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If I were you, I'd take a compliment
where I could get one.

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If you're really me,
tell me something only I would know.

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A mermaid's kiss tastes like
mango and tide pool.

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Huh. Okay.

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My, what a big sword you have!

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I love it when you're mad.

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Now, before you rush at me,
I just want to remind you

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that I'm as fast as you are.

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[grunting]

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Oh, no.

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-[gasps]
-Whoa, that was fast.

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Did you die again like a chump?

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Right through the trapdoor. Damn it.

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Mmm, how humiliating.

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And I went over the waterfall in a globe.

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I'm going back. More tea, Mop Girl.
Come on.

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-Don't do it, Bean. Dreams are tricky.
-Shut up, Luci.

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I'm Guci… or am I?

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Sometimes I don't even know anymore.

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Or do I?

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Or don't I?

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Or do I?

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What were you saying? Who's talking?

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Who am I talking to?

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Who am I anymore?

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God, I miss Guci… or Luci.

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There's no escaping this conversation.

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Or is there?

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[glugging]

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[chokes]

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Hot!

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[sighs]

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[ominous music playing]

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[bell tolling]

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[wind howling]

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Whoa!

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Whoopsie. You dropped something.

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Oh, come on.

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[gasps]

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No blood. Both ears.

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More tea. Come on. I'm going back in.

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We're out of tea. I'll put a kettle on.

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Hurry up, Bunty.

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First, can I fluff your pillow?

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It's a bit damp from your sleep sweats.

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-Tea, go!
-Oh, my.

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When the revolution comes,

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we'll hang her
with our own intestines, we will.

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Oh, Derek and Bear Boy and Freckles,

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Daddy's here.

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Are you sleepin'? Huh?

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Well, wake up 'cause I wanna tuck you in

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and tell you some
of the scariest fairytales you ever heard.

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Hmm? Hmm.

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What the hell is this? A note?

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"Dear, Pops…" Aw!

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"Don't get mad but me and Bear Boy
and Freckles did something real bad

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and I can't tell you what it is,
but it involved killing a guy."

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"So we decided to run away,
and we're never coming back."

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"So, I guess this is goodbye forever."

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"Goodbye forever, Derek."

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"PS: Snarla says, 'Screw you,'

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and Freckles and Bear Boy
both say, 'So long, fatso.'"

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"So long, fatso"?

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Why you… Screw you!

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Why you little…

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[grunting]

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Lookee here, they ran away.

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They didn't even leave a note.

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Well, they left the note, but still!

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All right, right now I'm dealing with
some pretty heavy dream stuff, Dad.

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They won't get away with this.

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I'll track 'em down. Yeah!

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Dad, I need your help.

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The elf still botherin' you?
We could always off him.

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-Oh, hi, Elfo.
-What?

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No, Dad, listen, okay?

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I've got a bad Bean inside my head

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and when I go to sleep,
she murders me for no reason.

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Welcome to Dreamland, baby.

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When you close your eyes,
anything can happen.

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Why don't we just run away?

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Like Derek? Nah, you can't run away.

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Someone always drags you back.

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-What a nightmare.
-Not always.

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I got a nice recurrent dream
about a little black kitty named Guci.

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He brings me cornbread.

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It sure does taste funny.

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But what about Bad Bean?

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Your very own doppelganger. Wow!

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My little girl's growing up.

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What should I do, Dad?

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More like what should
you shouldn't do, Bean?

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Just don't let your evil twin there
give you the old switcheroo.

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-What?
-Okay, bye.

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I'll be back in a day or two.

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Oh! [grunts]

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Uh, just out
for my morning snoop. [chuckles]

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-[grunts]
-Ah, just the schlump I wanted to see.

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We're going huntin', Odval.

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And what exactly are we hunting for,
Your Impulsiveness?

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My three sons of bitches.

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Oh, yes. That would explain the nets.

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-Hyah!
-[horse neighs]

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[Odval] Ooh!

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Oh, boy. A purloined wagon,

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a barrel of stolen cookies,
a flask I found in the street.

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We're well provisioned outlaws on the lam!

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Ah, I'm sick of starting new lives.

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This is twice in one week.

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We're going someplace
where we can have adventures,

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and bonding
and secret adolescent experiments.

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Well, I can't have no more adventures
in that Enchanted Forest, yeah?

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I'm wanted on five counts of everything.

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Say, fellas, I heard of a place
that's so exciting,

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we're all going to have heart attacks.

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-Excellent!
-I'd like to have a heart attack.

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Let's head north, you dopes. Hyah!

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[laughs] Ow!

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[Freckles singing] ♪ La, la, la, la… ♪

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Sir, look at the sign.

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The elves are up to something.

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How do you figure?

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[Odval sighs]

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Pipe down, you numbnuts.

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Welcome to the first meeting of
the Elf-Trøg Neighborhood Association.

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I'd like to introduce
our head of Elf Intelligence, Braino.

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-[scattered applause]
-Here's what we don't know so far.

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We don't know if the humans
know much about our history.

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Because, of course, we ourselves
don't know much about our history.

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Only that the answer
might lie below the castle

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where some kind of crazy hoo-ha
took place long ago.

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Possibly over a screwier mystery
even deeper underground.

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The depth of our ignorance
is something we also don't know.

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Possibly bottomless.

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Thank you.

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Ah, this is a waste of time.

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They know even less than I do.

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-And you're an ignoranus.
-Why, you…

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Uh, thank you, Braino.

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-How much do we pay you?
-You don't want to know.

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Now on to what we do want to know, Hencho…

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For centuries we Trøgs have
protected the secret goo.

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But Tiabeanie has been given a taste.

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Then we took it away.

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She'll have to come to us for more.

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Thank you, Enablo.

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For it is only with this goo
that she can defeat our most feared enemy.

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You mean that escaped circus ostrich
who put his head down the hole?

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00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,122
-No.
-You mean doors with high knobs?

249
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,415
Yes, but no.

250
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,583
I mean Dagmar.

251
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,585
[all exclaiming]

252
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,796
[gripping instrumental music playing]

253
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,591
[Zøg] Odval, why does everything
I love run away?

254
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,177
[Odval] Perhaps you don't chain them up
tight enough, sire.

255
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,679
[eerie music playing]

256
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,685
Ready or not, here I come.

257
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,104
Wait. No, it's too risky.

258
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,690
-Why can't you just get a lobotomy?
-[thuds]

259
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,942
[Bean snoring]

260
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,861
[gasps]

261
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,907
What, are you gonna chop off
my head this time?

262
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,451
No, not this time.

263
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,620
Also, your hair's messed up.
You slept on it funny.

264
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,707
Look, I've just been trying to get
to know you one on one.

265
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,460
Being inside your head all this time
was really crazy making.

266
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,753
[Bean] Yeah, tell me about it.

267
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,421
Come on, let's team up.

268
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,714
Team Bean!

269
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,508
I mean, it rhymes.
Together, we can beat the curse.

270
00:11:56,592 --> 00:12:00,220
"Team Bean" doesn't rhyme,
and how do I know you won't kill me?

271
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,139
You know what, Bean,
I'm sorry I insulted you

272
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,932
'cause your hair looks like a haystack.

273
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,893
But I'm not gonna kill you.

274
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,061
If you're gone, I don't exist.

275
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,022
All right, then give me the sword.

276
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,690
-Don't throw it.
-There you go.

277
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,026
Now, let's take a little stroll, shall we?

278
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,403
Hmm?

279
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,785
Yoo-hoo! Sleepin' suckers.

280
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:23,827
Wake up!

281
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,497
[siren sounds]

282
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,583
[Freckles] Welcome to Steamland,
you douchebags.

283
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,460
[Bear Boy and Derek] Wow!

284
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:36,590
Behold the city of lights and taffy
and budget massage parlors.

285
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,842
I've never seen so many phallic objects.

286
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:39,760
[all] Ooh!

287
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,553
[eerie music playing]

288
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,727
You were so right
to let me make you go all paranoid.

289
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,563
I knew it. I told people
I was being controlled by unseen forces

290
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:54,441
putting thoughts into my head,
and nobody believed me.

291
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,819
Lots of people would like
to take over this castle.

292
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,321
Some are within these walls,
some are Odval.

293
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,031
The rest are out here.

294
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,162
Oh, no.

295
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,582
Welcome to Dreamland, Doomsday edition.

296
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,667
[Bean 1] Is this real?

297
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,836
[Bean 2] It will be
if you don't do something about it.

298
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,380
I already have Elfo and Luci
to help me with that.

299
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,842
Those two couldn't fight Vip and Vap
out of a wet paper booze bag.

300
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,677
How come you know so much and I don't?

301
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,263
Unlike you, I suppress nothing.

302
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:29,476
I make to-do lists, I exercise,
I meditate, and I put it all together.

303
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,813
I'm the repository of everything
you've ever seen or heard

304
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,273
since the day you were born.

305
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,650
So naturally, I'm way smarter.

306
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,571
Well, at least I don't live in a stupid
person's head… Checkers. [chuckles]

307
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,865
I think you mean, "Checkmate," dumbass.

308
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:46,159
Look, Bean, I brung you here
because you need to be ready,

309
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,662
and that means unleashing
your secret power.

310
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,581
But what's my secret power?

311
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:54,418
Um, maybe the thing where giant sparks
shoot out of your hands?

312
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,879
But I don't even know what I'm doing.

313
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:59,214
And it doesn't work,
it just happens sometimes.

314
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:01,550
It never "just happens," okay?

315
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,968
Let me show you something.

316
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,679
Okay, aim for the seagull up there.

317
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:06,930
No way.

318
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,266
[crackling]

319
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,392
[squawks]

320
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,311
Bonus points for Dad's fat head.

321
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,521
Whoa! How did you make me do that?

322
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:17,024
Just fill your heart with hate. Super fun.

323
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,027
Let's see… What makes you angry?

324
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,111
I don't know.

325
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:26,033
Guys who try to marry me, weak drinks,
people who tell me their problems.

326
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,409
Yeah, go on.

327
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,828
Loud chewing, walking behind slowpokes…

328
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,664
Lousy Dreamland Ditchweed, squirrel jokes!

329
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:35,167
Come on. What really pisses you off?

330
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,253
Damp towels, Bunty's radical blatherings.

331
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,381
Oh, man! Chocolate chip cookies that
turn out to be oatmeal raisin cookies.

332
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,300
Oh, being told, "Calm down, Bean."

333
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,594
I will not calm down
because I'm already calm!

334
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,639
Mom and her tacky
thigh-high stiletto boots.

335
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,933
[laughs] What about everyone who hurt you,

336
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,059
-who betrayed you…
-[crackling]

337
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,436
…who laughed at you
when you made your address?

338
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,772
-Yeah.
-Don't forget about the damn patriarchy!

339
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,023
The whole system's rigged!

340
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,067
And it should be burned to the ground.

341
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,234
Blast the castle.

342
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,489
-[thuds]
-[gasps]

343
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,408
We're sick of being responsible
for you dopes.

344
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,910
And not just Turbish.

345
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,162
We'd be free if all of you were dead.

346
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,082
Oh, my God. You want to destroy Dreamland.

347
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,043
Great. The slow thinker has an epiphany.

348
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,962
I think I know what that means.

349
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:21,546
If you weren't drunk all the time,

350
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,423
I'd have gotten you
to do what I wanted by now.

351
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:24,841
That's why I brang you here,

352
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,260
'cause you're too stupid
to do anything on your own.

353
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,887
You sound just like Mom.

354
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,889
Dagmar needs you, I don't.

355
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,641
But you said we were the "Bean Team."

356
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,560
I lied. I lie all the time.

357
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,896
Oh, guess what? I'm lying right now.

358
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,316
Truth is, I'm a fully functioning
consciousness, Bean.

359
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,319
All I need to do
is kill the part of us I don't like.

360
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,196
And then I can occupy your body

361
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,074
without all these petty things
that hold us back

362
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:53,370
like love and friendship,
and the desire to bathe.

363
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,747
Wow, my brain's hardcore.

364
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,416
[sighs]

365
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,459
-[both grunting]
-[dramatic music playing]

366
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,421
You punch like an inner child.

367
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,714
Internalize this.

368
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,465
Ow! God damn it.

369
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:06,842
[grunts]

370
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:12,431
Face it, you always knew
you were going to die this way…

371
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,809
Alone, unarmed,

372
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:19,354
and un-loved.

373
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,357
There's no love for you.

374
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,693
[yells]

375
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,530
[laughs] Ow!

376
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,448
Thank you.

377
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:30,991
Buh-bye.

378
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,493
Um… What?

379
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,872
-[both gasp]
-I was not just smelling your neck.

380
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:37,789
It worked.

381
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,458
Get away from me, you little freak.

382
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,127
I mean, give me a hug, Elfo.

383
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,546
Really? Are you high?

384
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,131
Mmm. [chuckles]

385
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,883
[groans] Easy there, big fella.

386
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,134
Okay, enough.

387
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,761
Are you okay, Bean?

388
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,305
-Was Bad Bean devious?
-Yeah, of course she was.

389
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,432
-Did she try to manipulate you?
-[Bean] Yes.

390
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,477
-But you defeated her, right?
-No more questions, peewee.

391
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,728
I mean, cool dude.

392
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,563
[chuckles] Aw!

393
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,689
[Luci] Hmm…

394
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,109
Oh, no, I gotta get out of this dream.

395
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,986
[ominous music playing]

396
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,824
Wake up, me. Wake up!

397
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,620
What?

398
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,915
Guys! Hey, guys, it's me.

399
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,541
I'm stuck in this dream.

400
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,002
Come on. I'm over here.
Look at me. Come here.

401
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,672
I'm in control now.

402
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,382
All we have to do is wait.

403
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,928
What are you looking at, Bean?

404
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,890
No, that's Bad Bean.
She's pretending to be me.

405
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,352
Look, now she's imitating me
so you think I'm her reflection.

406
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,063
What are you doing?

407
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,273
I'm tired of this mirror. It irritates me.

408
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,275
I'm afraid it's not the mirror, Bean.

409
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,736
Look, we all struggle with body issues.

410
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,697
I've tried pounding on the mirror, too,
but it's no use.

411
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,907
I'm still a seven.

412
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,534
Please, I need a moment.

413
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,493
Everybody out.

414
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,495
I'll meet you in the hall. Now!

415
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,414
I just need a moment
to wipe away your royal dream drool.

416
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,833
Scram, Bunty!

417
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,459
Yikes! What a grouch.

418
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,545
-That's right. You heard me.
-[Bad Bean] Out.

419
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,673
Bye-bye, Beanie.

420
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,178
What the hell, Elfo. Are you spying on me?

421
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,556
Please. I do not spy.

422
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,100
-I peep.
-I'll be back for you and Luci, later.

423
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,685
Right now, out of my way.

424
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,478
The corridors are quite wide, ma'am.

425
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:26,314
There's no need for shovin'
or bein' a regal jerk fest.

426
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,191
Shush.

427
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,777
[eerie music playing]

428
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,114
[scatting]

429
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,575
-[crunches]
-Ow!

430
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,870
[screams]

431
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,746
[grunts]

432
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,375
My appendage.

433
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,837
[laughing]

434
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,714
Well, what do you know!

435
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,133
-Look, a visitors center.
-[Derek] Wow.

436
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:56,052
The perfect place for inquiring noobs
like you.

437
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,346
Plus, I got to make some woodchips, bad.

438
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,348
[Derek] What kind
of tourist kiosk is this?

439
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,975
All I smell is urine.

440
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,895
[cackles] Oh…

441
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,813
[horn honks]

442
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,818
As promised, four fabulous freaks.

443
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:14,112
Each one more unusual than the last.

444
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,114
No matter what order you look at 'em.

445
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,365
Thank you, Freckles.

446
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,242
Shut up. I'm counting over here.

447
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,328
[mumbling]

448
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,582
Well, nice doin' business with you.

449
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,708
-Say, Freckles…
-Eh?

450
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,420
I didn't realize you're a, uh…
What exactly are you?

451
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,965
I'm a magical dancin' puppet boy
brought to life.

452
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:34,966
Uh-oh.

453
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,053
-Hey, what the hell?
-It's just a burlap sack.

454
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,054
Get in there.

455
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,348
[Freckles] I'll kill you, you rat bastard.

456
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,558
That moustache is better on your mother.

457
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,936
Hold it right there, pal.

458
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,563
And who in blazes might you be?

459
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:50,398
My name is King Zøg.

460
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,484
And I'm here to take my kids home.

461
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,486
You know, our fat man just died

462
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,988
and you, my friend,
could be his replacement.

463
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,616
How many hot dogs
can you eat in a half hour? Be honest.

464
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,076
[Zøg] I don't know, about 45?

465
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,245
Why you… [yells]

466
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,371
[groans]

467
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,873
Okay, then. Well, I guess it's up to me.

468
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,086
Yowza, my friend. I like what I see.

469
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,714
Yes, well, hmm, okay. Oh, all right.
Well, here we go.

470
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,386
And here comes the fist. Oh!

471
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,638
[Freckles] Let me outta here, you jerk.

472
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,639
[cackles]

473
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,601
[Freckles] You son of a bitch!
Your mustache smells like yoghurt.

474
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,652
[gasps]

475
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,655
Calling Hell.

476
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,656
Come in, Hell.

477
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,615
Yikes.

478
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,493
[vocalizing]

479
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,162
[suspenseful music playing]

480
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,918
[grunts and screams]

481
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,003
I'm suffocating.

482
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,630
Aha! [sighs]

483
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,841
[mystical music plays]

484
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,886
Bean, where are you?

485
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,348
Elfo, you nimwit. That wasn't Bean,
that was Bad Bean.

486
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,767
And normally,
I do like the sound of bad anything,

487
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,228
but regular Bean is bad
enough for me. Mmmkay?

488
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,521
Well, look in the mirror.

489
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,983
There's a weeping Bean in there,
and she don't look too damn happy.

490
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,945
The old switcheroo. Here, on page 202.

491
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,448
Luci, you have to invade Bean's dream.

492
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,159
Mmm, damn it. I'm not so good at this.
Let me think.

493
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:29,039
"A personal demon can usually pass
his malice through the looking glass."

494
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,832
Luci, that's you!

495
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,584
Yeah, but read between the lines.

496
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,837
It says, "usually." If it don't work,
we're both stuck in there.

497
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,464
Look, I'm not immortal anymore.

498
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,883
I'm just a glorified bat
with a big fat nose.

499
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,593
When I die, I go back to Hell.

500
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,137
Or worse. Do you have any idea
what it'd be like to be stuck

501
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,472
in Bean's head forever?

502
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:48,141
The constant whiny self-doubts alone.

503
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,934
I mean, oy vey.

504
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,604
Luci, do it. Do it! Do it!

505
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:56,358
[groans] I knew that catchphrase
would come back and bite me in the ass.

506
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:59,819
[sighs] Okay, I'll try, but no guarantees.

507
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:00,987
And no laughing.

508
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,406
[vocalizing]

509
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,283
[groans]

510
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,618
Good try, Luci.

511
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:07,786
Good try.

512
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,412
Now, go!

513
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,705
-[vocalizing]
-[thuds]

514
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,790
[groans]

515
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,542
-Did I make it?
-Almost. It was so close.

516
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,920
All right, third time's the charm.

517
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:17,837
I'm not ready.

518
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:20,465
Please, Luci, do it for our love of Bean.

519
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,009
Love? But who loves Luci?

520
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,179
One and a two and a… [yells]

521
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,597
[crackling]

522
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,976
Whoa!

523
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,062
[Luci cackles]

524
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,105
[clears throat]

525
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,315
-Is that you, Luci?
-Heh.

526
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,484
Told you I'd enter your dreams
as a laughing skull.

527
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,069
Knock it off.

528
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,529
Look, bar's closed, okay?

529
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:44,572
You don't got to go home,
but you can't stay here.

530
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,199
-But I want to go home.
-Okay.

531
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,826
So hold on tight and don't let go.

532
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:51,121
When I give you the signal,
run at that mirror like an idiot, like me.

533
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,039
No, like Elfo. [chuckles]

534
00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:53,957
Now.

535
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,250
-[crackling]
-Oh!

536
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,168
-Voila!
-Whoa!

537
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,087
[gasps] Bean, you made it!

538
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,131
Wait, what happened to Luci?

539
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,465
Ooh, squished.

540
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,134
Oh, Luci, I love you.

541
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,593
Ah, no, you don't.

542
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,220
Come on. Yeesh.

543
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,972
I didn't say stop.

544
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:10,974
[giggles]

545
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,434
God, that feels good.

546
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:13,643
Mmm!

547
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,894
[purrs]

548
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,647
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.

549
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,942
See my latest freaks. Just arrived today.

550
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,361
Gaze on their listless expressions.

551
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,655
Wonder at their tear-filled eyes.

552
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,199
Sure, they look depressed,
but don't be fooled.

553
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:32,287
These oddities have no feelings
beyond simple savage bloodlust.

554
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,581
Isn't that right, Petey?

555
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:35,915
Screw you, Dad.

556
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,834
I can't believe you married my nanny.

557
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,253
There's Derek, the big blue newt.

558
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,464
I'm a salamander, you moron.

559
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:46,593
Bear Boy, the bear cub who sobs
like a little boy.

560
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:47,719
I'll kill you.

561
00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:52,098
Snarla, the petite, punky pixie
who probably has rabies.

562
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:54,309
It's pronounced scabies,
you stupid wanker.

563
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,894
[P.T.] Racist Antelope.

564
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:58,897
The only libertarian blowhard
in the freak show.

565
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:02,442
Odval, hit his third eye and win a prize.

566
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:03,359
Please don't.

567
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:06,112
Gaze upon the bare-naked bear lady.

568
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,322
-[grunts]
-[growls]

569
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:08,740
And finally, Freckles.

570
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:11,993
A happy little stooge
who love show business.

571
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:12,952
[crowd murmuring]

572
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,829
What are you looking at, dummy?

573
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,998
Well, shucks. I ain't no dummy.

574
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,208
You're the dummy.

575
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,418
[laughs]

576
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,713
Ah, jeez! Shoot him! Shoot him already.

577
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,132
[laughing]

578
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,929
[whispers] Wait a second. We're unarmed.

579
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,723
Unarmed? How dumb can you be?

580
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,016
Not dumb enough.

581
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,519
[both grunting]

582
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,897
[grunts]

583
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,316
[Bean groans]

584
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:45,985
[both grunting]

585
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,654
[music playing]

586
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,951
-[music stops]
-[grunts]

587
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,702
I like that song a lot.

588
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,120
That was kind of my jam.

589
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,125
Elfo, throw me the sword.

590
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,919
Are you the good Bean or the bad Bean?

591
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,337
No, Elfo, throw it to me.

592
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,547
I'll make it up to you.

593
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,590
[scoffs] Come on! Don't fall for that.

594
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,760
-Who do you guys think?
-Her.

595
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,428
-No, her!
-No, her!

596
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,764
Are you sure?
You're pointing at different Beans.

597
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,015
It's definitely her.

598
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,684
Uh, you know what? I change my mind.

599
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,102
Come on, Elfo.

600
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,937
Don't listen to her, Elfo.

601
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,607
Okay, answer me this question
and don't talk at the same time.

602
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,567
You first.

603
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:28,695
-Do you love me, Bean?
-We've been through this before.

604
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,113
How does this solve anything?

605
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,489
That your final answer?

606
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,783
Yes, Elfo. I love and respect you.

607
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:34,784
Oh.

608
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,744
Love and respect… heh.

609
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,121
Right in the heart.

610
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,665
Okay, Bean number two. Same question.

611
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,708
Do you love me?

612
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:42,834
Oh, Elfo.

613
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,460
Of course, I love you.

614
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,920
[sentimental music playing]

615
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,339
Aw, I love you too, Bean.

616
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,507
[grunts]

617
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,343
-God damn, Elfo! You tryin' to kill me?
-Hmm.

618
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,803
You tried to get me mad.

619
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,097
Well now, I'm really mad.

620
00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:01,060
It doesn't matter what you do now.

621
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,687
The guests are almost here.

622
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,898
It's over. [clicks tongue]
If only you had your muffins, huh?

623
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,109
Face it.

624
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:11,112
You can't kill me, Bean.
You know you love me.

625
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,864
I don't even love myself.

626
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,490
[sinister music playing]

627
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:19,537
Wow.

628
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,955
Just wow.

629
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,707
[groaning]

630
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,835
Every single time.

631
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,046
Quick, clean up the blood,
wipe off the sword.

632
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,088
Hide the body.

633
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:30,548
[all clamoring]

634
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,469
[grunting]

635
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,847
[all panting]

636
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:40,391
Crown.

637
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,023
[grunts]

638
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,191
[panting]

639
00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:54,322
You, uh… [chuckles]
You are the good Bean, right?

640
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,491
Not now, Elfo. Get out of here.

641
00:26:56,574 --> 00:26:57,659
-[squeals]
-Wait…

642
00:26:58,785 --> 00:26:59,702
Thank you.

643
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,208
[dings]

644
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:08,544
Hmm.

645
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,213
[ominous music playing]

646
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,511
Oh, darling.
We came as soon as you called.

647
00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,221
Yeah, that was fast.

648
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,223
Well, congratulations are in order.

649
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,058
You vanquished the problem child,

650
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,936
and now look at you… Magnificent.

651
00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:25,937
Thank you.

652
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,231
Oh, you're going to make your mother cry.

653
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,609
You can put your hand down now, Bean.
You're not a statue for crying out loud.

654
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,194
-[gasps]
-[dramatic music plays]

655
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,072
How you been, Mom?

656
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,408
Can I make you a drink?
What's your poison?

657
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,410
That was a bad choice of words.

658
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,286
-[clears throat]
-What the hell is going on?

659
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:43,204
What's the holdup?

660
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,581
Just dealing with the luggage, dear.

661
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,667
Well, well, well.

662
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,210
The one that got away.

663
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,212
Hello again, Tiabeanie.

664
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,089
Hi, Satan.

665
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,049
Are you growing out your horns?
You look good.

666
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,634
-[Dagmar] Straighten up, dear.
-[both] Hmm?

667
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:57,969
Both of you.

668
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,472
What? No hug?

669
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,811
[whispers] Bean, I don't think
I can last eternity with your mother.

670
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:09,188
-You know I don't like whispering.
-[gasps]

671
00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:11,441
What the hell is going on with your crown?

672
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,609
Those head screws were very expensive.

673
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,403
You're the wrong Bean.

674
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:16,696
[sinister music playing]

675
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:18,781
[grunts]

676
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:22,034
Whoa!

677
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:23,327
Oh…

678
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,580
[scoffs]

679
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,384
-You killed her?
-Who cares?

680
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,303
I can work with this.

681
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,140
-[somber music playing]
-[water bubbling]

682
00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:48,853
[enchanting music playing]

683
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,071
[closing theme music playing]