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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Hey! ♪

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What?

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What?

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-What?
-Stop saying, "What?"

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[gasps] What?

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Leavo's a Trøg!

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Wait a minute.

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We're all Trøgs. Elves are Trøgs.

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[all gasp]

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And Trøgs are elves.

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-[gasping]
-What about molemen?

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Nobody cares about molemen.

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And there's one person…
well, elf… well, Trøg…

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Well, whatever the hell he is,
we have to thank for dedicating decades

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to the search that would unite us all,

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Dread Pirate Leavo.

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I wasted my life.

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Oh! How can you say that, Leavo?

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-What about your children?
-They won't speak to me.

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What about that fantasy novel
you were writing?

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Eh, the elf erotica market
is oversaturated.

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What about that girlfriend
you always talked about?

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She married Speako.

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Boy, you did waste your life.

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[Bean moaning]

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[groans softly]

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-[woman cackling]
-[Bean groans]

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[panting]

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You're not gonna get away this time, Mom.

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[exclaims]

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[grunts] Gotcha! Ow!

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[gasps]

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[panting]

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God damn it! Ugh!

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[muffled screaming]

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Bunty's on break.

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Shall I send her in for you to yell at?

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No, you'll do.

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I can't figure out what these dreams mean.

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What happened to my lucky boot?

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Where's Mora? Where's Oona's stash?

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What's the point of anything?

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Only you can answer those questions,

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except for the one about Oona's stash.

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It was mostly catnip,
and Scruffles smoked all of it.

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[giggles, exclaims]

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You have no idea
what's going on in my head, Mop Girl.

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I have no control.

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Not when I'm sleeping, not when I'm awake.

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Are you kidding me?
You're the queen of Dreamland.

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You control everything.

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Maybe you should look beyond yourself

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and stop acting like a spoiled,
entitled brat.

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My crown doesn't even fit.

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From this night forward, I hereby declare
the elves and Trøgs are reunited.

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Throw down your arms.

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[cheering]

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[sighing happily]

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You're all welcome to stay for
our prayer meeting and success seminar.

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Success seminar?

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[hesitating] We just remembered
we all have something else to do. Run!

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Where do you think you're going, bub?

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But there are so many secrets I have
to blab back to Bean.

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-I mean…
-We have bigger plans for you.

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No, no!

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[screaming] No! No!

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But why do I have to go to school?

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I'm almost fourteen and a half,
middle-aged.

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I left the woods for this?

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Because I want you two to grow up
to be gentlemen.

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And that means no fighting or shovin'.

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-Now, get in there.
-[Derek and Bear Boy exclaim]

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Phew! Good thing I ordered all schools
to be built next to these things.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Zøg] To daytime drinking
and parental neglect!

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[crowd cheers]

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-[man] Hello, boys and girls and Jerry.
-[Jerry] Hello.

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I'm your substitute teacher.

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Where's Mrs. Gladstone?

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She's out dead today.

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[all cheer, gasp]

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Executed her meself.

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Her last words were, "Turn to page 52."

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Just kiddin'. It was, "No! Oh!"

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On a related note,
never try to start a teachers' union.

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That's just going to be a bad idea.

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[whistling]

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Hmm. Nerd bait. Schloop!

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Gee willikers, this place is spiffy.

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All we have in Hell is a little hot stuff.

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[Trøgs chant in unison] I pity the fool
who drinks the Goo!

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I pity the fool who drinks the Goo!

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No, I won't drink the Goo.
You can't make me.

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I'll scream for help
and won't stop screaming.

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[screams]

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Fill his mouth with golf balls.

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What?

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[muffled screaming]

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Schloop!

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[chuckles]

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[Mop Girl] Your Majesty,
you've gotta stay focused.

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Don't get distracted by the stupid crap
that happens when you least expect it.

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Bean, Bean! Elfo can fit seven golf balls
in his mouth.

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[laughs] Oh, man. What an idiot.

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The Trøgs got him all tied up,
hand and foot, and even blindfolded.

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My hunch is they're gonna
skin him alive and roast him. Woo!

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That's horrible.

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Damn, Luci, you don't care about anyone.

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Aw, Bean, that hurts my feelings.

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Let me show you how much I care.

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[scatting]

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Hello, baby. [cheers]

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[blows raspberry]

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[vocalizing nonsensically]

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[imitates plane landing, exclaims]

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[sighs]

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Wait, stop! [grunts]

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[chuckles]

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[vocalizes, giggles]

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[grunts, squeaks]

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Sorry, impacted anal gland.

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God, enough!

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We gotta save Elfo.

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To the little door.

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[sqeaking]

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Oh, yeah.

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All right, let's get started
with mathematics.

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-[all] Ugh!
-[Jerry] Math!

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If you throw a 137-pound witch
down a well that's 40 feet deep,

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and her falling velocity
is nine meters per second,

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how long will it take
for the witch to drown?

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I don't know.

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[laughs] Trick question!
Witches don't drown, only the innocent do.

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[all] Yay!

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Luci, I'll never fit.

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Don't worry.
The tunnel is covered in slime.

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You'll schloop right through.

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-[groans] Ew.
-[squelches]

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-Ew.
-[Luci] Buh-bye.

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-Ew, ew, ew!
-[tunnel squelching]

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Ew, ew, ew…

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[yelling]

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[scatting]

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[exclaiming]

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[yells]

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[exclaims]

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[groans softly]

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-Ew.
-[Luci] Took you long enough. [chuckles]

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What? There were stairs?

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-Why didn't you tell me?
-Yeesh.

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Then I'd have to talk to you.

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Oh, crap. I'm doing it now.

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Yeah, everything's
a big laugh for you, isn't it?

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-You're toxic.
-Man, you're cranky.

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Look, I know you miss your mermaid, Bean,

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but I got a blowfish here
that might do the trick. [grunts]

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Pucker up.

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Hey!

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You know what? Screw you
and your hacky prop humor, okay?

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I'll go save Elfo myself.

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[Luci grunts]

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Why does everyone get so mad when
I put 'em through the tunnel of mucus?

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Say, boys, how'd you like to play
a little game called Board Silly?

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-Well, that sounds friendly enough.
-How do you play?

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We hit you with a board, silly!

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-[Derek] Ow!
-[elves snickering]

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Ow! What's a board?

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You know what our problem was?

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We brought knuckles to a board fight.

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You keep whimpering like that,
I'll give you a good slapping myself.

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Oh! I wish we had another friend
to fight with us.

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[Freckles moans] Did someone say
they needed a friend?

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-[Derek and Bear Boy] Whoa!
-'Cause I ain't available.

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I didn't know these dolls were alive.

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Have they been watching us
this whole time?

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I wish.

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No, they're just toys.

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I spent my whole lonely childhood
praying they would talk,

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and then they just sat there motionless,
even when I burned 'em.

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I'm Freckles.

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Don't you see?
Your pathetic wish brought me to life,

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so I could be your
enchanted little dancing wooden buddy.

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It's like one of
them disturbing fairy tales

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with dark psychological symbolism.

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I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

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Oh, yes, you are.

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With a big skillet, too. Ha!

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Yeow!

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Meh! But right now, it sounds like
you could use some advice

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on how to deal with those
mean old street bullies.

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Wait, is this going to be a lecture
on how violence is never the answer?

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Hell no. I'm going to teach you
to fight dirty.

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Those little alley squirts are going down.

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[yelling nonsensically]

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Ow! My elbow rods.

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I like him. He's a wild card.

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[vocalizing]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Oh!

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Hup, hup.

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[Trøgs chanting] Hup, hup.
Hup, hup. Hup, hup.

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Place Elfo on the slab.

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We're gathered here
on this beautiful, balmy evening

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in Mosquito Meadows
to give Elfo the ultimate test.

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What?

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Now, bring on the Goo.

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[Trøgs] Goo!

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For only the one true savior
can use the ultimate power of the Goo

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to save us all.

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We already tried it on the demon Luci.

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It gave him wings,
but beyond that… eh, not so much.

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Now it's Elfo's turn.

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Who knows what could happen?
He could turn into a Trøg like Leavo.

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It is not the character arc
I had hoped for.

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Or he could be the one true savior.

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And who better to perform this test
than a fellow savior, Bean.

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-[Bean] Me?
-[Trøg] Come on out, Bean.

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It's not like we didn't see
your big, honking head there.

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Look, whatever is going on here,
you are not Trøgifying Elfo.

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That's right, Tiabeanie. You are.

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-Now, get to it.
-And if I won't?

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[grunting]

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You both die, sassy.

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That's what saviors do anyway, right?

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Okay, okay. Chill. I'll do it.

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-[Trøgs cheer]
-[Elfo groans, muffled]

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You know what? Let me just make sure
his clamps are nice and tight.

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Elfo, what are you doing?
You look ridiculous.

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I'll stall 'em as long as I can.

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You squirm your way out of there, okay?

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-I can't.
-You're squirming right now.

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That's 'cause there's ants on the slab.

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Here we go with the ants again.

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If you didn't eat cookies in bed,
you wouldn't have the ants.

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Do you think they followed me here?

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I do have crumbs in my pockets.

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Ugh! You and your ants.

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Come on, Bean. Pour the Goo
and watch the magic.

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Magic… That's the whole problem
with this Kingdom.

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What has magic given us?

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Curses, lies, evil puppets.

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But Stience has given us buzzbrighters
and ass chariots and handguns.

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Stience makes you smarter,
and magic makes you crazy.

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So please, I beg you.

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Resist temptation.

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Give up the Goo. Who's with me?

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[crickets chirping]

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The crickets have spoken.
Now, give him the Goo.

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[Trøgs grunt]

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[gagging]

252
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,925
[Luci] And snatch. [vocalizing]

253
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,886
[Elfo] Careful, Bean.

254
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,722
Luci, you're the best… and the worst!

255
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:02,848
[cheers]

256
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,391
Fling!

257
00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:05,809
[Trøgs gasp]

258
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,436
[Elfo exclaims]

259
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,814
[Trøgs in unison] Moon!

260
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,943
[Luci grunting] God, you two are fat.

261
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:15,986
We're gonna make it.

262
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,113
What did I tell you
about positive thinking?

263
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,239
[all yelling]

264
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,867
[gurgling, coughing]

265
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,620
Quick, grab that rope!

266
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,789
-[grunts]
-[Elfo] Well, ya missed it, stupid.

267
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:27,831
[all scream]

268
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:40,677
Ow.

269
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:41,887
[chokes]

270
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,722
This is too much.

271
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,891
I'm going to bed.

272
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,310
Thanks, Luci.
You really came through today.

273
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,438
Just this once. Next time, Elfo dies.

274
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:52,564
Deal. Hmph.

275
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,525
You just sold me Elfo's soul.

276
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,901
Deal. What?

277
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,487
[snickering]

278
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,954
Hey, look, they're back for more.

279
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,705
And they brought their dummy with them.

280
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,708
I ain't no dummy. I'm an action figure.

281
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,545
And we figure you're due for some action.

282
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,130
-Uh-oh.
-They got wordplay.

283
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:24,179
Sticks and stones may break our bones,
but pipes will cause real damage.

284
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,809
-[crunches]
-[exclaims]

285
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,561
[both grunting]

286
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,022
[exclaims]

287
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:38,193
Damn! No wonder they call you
Derek the Jerk Slayer.

288
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,320
-But they don't.
-They will now.

289
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,489
Let's scram. Somebody carry me.

290
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,328
I don't think we're going
for ice cream later.

291
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,207
Oh, man, oh, man. I killed an elf.

292
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,542
What am I going to do?

293
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,753
Well, first of all,
stop wavin' the lead pipe around.

294
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,630
You're gettin' blood on everybody.

295
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:00,883
Ow.

296
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:05,596
[sighs] Derek, you only got one option,
clear out of town.

297
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,890
If I was you, I'd change my name.

298
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,851
Change my personality, too. Yeesh.

299
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:11,852
You're right.

300
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,271
To protect society, I must go.

301
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:18,859
Destined to wander alone,
town to town, solving people's problems,

302
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,861
inadvertently making them worse.

303
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:21,778
[thudding]

304
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:26,617
No, Bear Boy.
There's no reason for you to go, too.

305
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,743
Sure, there is.

306
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,578
You may be only my half-brother,

307
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,914
but I kind of like hanging out
with that half.

308
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,498
[bees buzzing]

309
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:34,583
[grumbles]

310
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:38,295
I'd better come, too,
'cause you two dimwits is hopeless.

311
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,926
Hey, Freckles. Derek's my guy, yeah?

312
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,679
So, whatever angle you're working here,
I expect a sizable cut.

313
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,690
We sure showed them.

314
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,486
You guys go steal a fancy getaway carriage

315
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,864
while I make sure those palookas
don't give us no more trouble.

316
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:13,372
Eh, thanks for playing along
with my sick little games, fellas.

317
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,539
Mmm.

318
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:19,169
It was worth the brain damage.

319
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,671
[laughing]

320
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,716
You boys ever play a game
called Pipe Down?

321
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,259
-I haven't.
-Me neither.

322
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,511
How do you play?

323
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:30,889
[sighs]

324
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,233
Whoa!

325
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,991
They think telling me I might be
the one true savior is going to tempt me?

326
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,993
Well, they don't know me very well.

327
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,037
[sniffs]

328
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,586
Hmm.

329
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,344
[exclaims, gags]

330
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,517
Bleh.

331
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,612
[Trøgs] Goo!

332
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,781
[panting]

333
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,742
[suspenseful music playing]

334
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:34,536
[exclaims]

335
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,956
I've got you now, Mom.

336
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,374
[screams, gasps]

337
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,625
What the hell!

338
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,919
Crazy, right?

339
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:47,257
[closing theme music playing]