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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（夢王國：過此門後嚴禁吸菸）

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‎陛下

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‎這一排笨蛋是怎麼回事？

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‎他們在排隊覲見荳荳女王

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‎好巧

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‎我們也要見荳荳女王

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‎那請你們排到最後面

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‎森林裡都不用排隊

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‎對啊，人跟動物不同的地方
‎就是…等待

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‎-今天有多少人排隊？
‎-我猜有一千吧

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‎妳這樣盡忠職守，讓我好想吐

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‎好，這就來解決更多問題吧

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‎我們應該加快速度，都中午了

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‎-中午吃什麼？
‎-不知道，燉菜吧？

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‎我想吃蛋沙拉

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‎我想要一根3公尺長的麵條

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‎你們的小冒險
‎已經耗費我們很多時間了

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‎可不可以快點解決王國的問題
‎不要再打馬虎眼了？

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‎我問你一件事，小奧奧

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‎你生氣的時候
‎是三隻眼都會翻白眼嗎？

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‎不要再玩奧德沃的眼睛了

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‎-眼睛有名字喔
‎-才沒有

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‎明明有，是擠擠、眨眨和多魂精

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‎是奪魂精…

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‎阿福、路西，不要糾纏奧德沃了

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‎太不費力了

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‎叫下一個抱怨人進來

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‎我們已經進來了

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‎陛下，我是阿領國王

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‎我們小精靈住的精靈谷面臨了危機

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‎這麼說吧，地方狹隘，我們體型又小

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‎所以如果我們覺得狹隘…
‎唉呀呀，那就是很狹隘

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‎-所以呢？
‎-我們有個謙卑的請求

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‎說吧

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‎我們要妳的城堡

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‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

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‎什…什麼？

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‎阿福、路西，會議室

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‎他們知道這城堡原本是他們的嗎？

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‎管它的，高壓統治最好玩了，笨蛋

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‎荳荳，妳能藉此撥亂反正

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‎後人永遠會記得
‎妳是放棄夢王國的女王

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‎我要說…不行

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‎妳剛鑄下大錯

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‎阿嚇和阿拳會給妳好看

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‎我們走！

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‎燉菜來囉

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‎拖把女，快弄乾淨

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‎你是指燉菜還是外交狀況？

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‎劇名：第38章：諜對諜對諜

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‎謝謝各位等待！

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‎非常感激你們的愚蠢！

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‎謝謝各位等待！

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‎非常感激你們的愚蠢！

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‎天啊，你來了

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‎怎麼了，山布卡？

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‎-丹妮絲離開我，把馬克杯都拿走了
‎-為什麼？

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‎她說妳跟我搞曖昧

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‎-什麼？
‎-就是那樣

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‎我從來沒有跟你搞曖昧

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‎妳現在就有

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‎天啊，你好煩

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‎丹妮絲走出家門時也那樣說

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‎-掰
‎-丹妮絲還說

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‎-什麼？
‎-她說她是雙性戀

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‎-山布卡，丹妮絲還好嗎？
‎-我不知道

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‎-烏娜好嗎？
‎-算你狠

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‎荳荳，寶貝，我回家了

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‎爸爸，我整個早上都在王座上
‎我沒力氣了

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‎下午能交給你嗎？

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‎妳不需要我，妳做得很棒

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‎我想要妳見一個人
‎咦，他到哪裡去了？

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‎一隻可愛的小熊寶寶

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‎你要我怎樣？
‎餵牠、宰了牠還是嫁給牠？

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‎都不是

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‎他是妳的半人半熊弟弟
‎妳看不出相似點嗎？

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‎好像可以

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‎好啦，熊孩兒
‎歡迎你成為我們家的一分子

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‎告訴你有關我的兩件事
‎一，跟我在一起超好玩

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‎二，但我現在很忙，要你走開
‎三，我不喜歡貼標籤

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‎你可以叫我荳荳女王、荳荳大姊

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‎或者王姊陛下，有問題嗎？

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‎妳是巨型松鼠嗎？

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‎爸，帶他走吧，免得我開始討厭他

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‎下一位！

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‎你到底在幹嘛？

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‎這叫“床鋪”

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‎我在幫你蓋被子

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‎你看，在人住的地方
‎我們每天晚上都要冬眠

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‎好蠢喔

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‎-我想媽媽
‎-我也是

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‎但我們因此有機會互相瞭解
‎我也有機會當個更好的爸爸

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‎-終於啊
‎-戴瑞克，少囉唆！

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‎我想要當更好的爸爸耶

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‎你在哪裡長大的，洞穴嗎？

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‎-顯然不是
‎-這是我的床

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‎你不是應該在沒人光顧的雪茄館
‎當一塊被蛾咬出洞來的地毯嗎？

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‎你不是應該
‎在陸棲動物飼養箱裡吃蒼蠅嗎？

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‎閉嘴啦，我想睡美容覺

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‎我不要聽鳥講話

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‎不准那樣說我的寵物女友

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‎-閉嘴！
‎-你閉嘴！

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‎你們兩個都閉嘴好嗎？

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‎對了，我叫戴瑞克

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‎現在自我介紹幹嘛？
‎拜託學著看氣氛好嗎？

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‎好，大家都出去

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‎我總算能獨處了

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‎現在可以好好睡上一覺了

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‎荳荳！

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‎快打開他媽的這扇夢王國門！

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‎我來了！

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‎快點！不要逼我把門把拉壞

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‎荳荳，妳好

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‎-妳知道我們要什麼
‎-妳知道我們要什麼

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‎-妳知道我們要什麼
‎-妳知道我們要什麼

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‎可不是妳的穿搭哲學

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‎你們全給我滾開我的城堡！

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‎妳明知道這是我們的城堡，是妳滾

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‎-阿弄
‎-好耶！

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‎這是我們的海，妳滾！

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‎-嘿！
‎-嘿！

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‎-小心
‎-對

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‎-摩拉？
‎-荳荳，快醒醒

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‎妳這次潑一桶水就醒了耶

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‎水桶沒辦法解決問題，邦媞

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‎什麼？

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‎抱歉，不好意思，借過
‎你好啊，借過一下

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‎抱歉踩到你的腳

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‎現在要開朝廷議政會議

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‎我們要在哪裡開會？

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‎像上次那樣躲在妳裙子裡嗎？

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‎王座後面就可以了

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‎我夢見所有想抓我的人都來抓我

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‎他們都在城堡裡，精靈還想趕我出去

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‎-阿福…
‎-我又做錯什麼了？

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‎聽起來是標準的壓力夢境
‎外加暴君權力薰心引發的

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‎焦慮幻覺

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‎厲害耶，妳這呆子

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‎-精靈那部分最難受
‎-討厭的精靈

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‎我知道你還在生氣

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‎因為我們在城堡下面找到
‎那堆可愛的精靈骷髏

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‎你可以查出你朋友知道多少
‎關於精靈祖先在夢王國的事嗎？

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‎妳是說當妳的間諜？

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‎為一個對精靈和食人怪
‎都不友善的人類王國

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‎出賣我的同胞？

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‎-我可以變裝嗎？
‎-可以

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‎好

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‎我餓死了，你們的垃圾都放哪裡？

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‎你在哪裡，垃圾就在哪裡吧

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‎戴瑞克，好棒，你第一次嘗試說笑話

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‎也許我應該直接吃掉你女友

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‎有膽就試試看

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‎來不及了

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‎但是他沒有吞下去

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‎戴瑞克，加油，我教過你
‎怎麼當硬漢，表現給他瞧瞧

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‎準備接受手腳不協調的攻擊吧！

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‎（精靈大會，阿臭除外）

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‎阿領，情況怎樣？

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‎對啊！有沒有奪回我們的城堡
‎或是壯烈犧牲？

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‎下一個問蠢問題的人
‎將嚐嚐我權杖的威力

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‎你是說被柺杖上的那顆球打嗎？

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‎我這就讓你試試看

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‎我們試過曉之以禮

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‎後來我們像生氣的娃娃大步離開

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‎然而媞亞碧安妮女王仍然拒絕我們

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‎現在該行動了

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‎行動？可是我們是精靈啊

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‎阿離，你有什麼點子？

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‎我們用武力奪取
‎雖然可能會損失多條性命

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‎我有問題

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‎我們為何這麼想要那座城堡？

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‎你，聲音低沉的那個
‎我不知道你的名字

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‎叫我阿鬍

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‎阿鬍，重點不只是城堡

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‎而是城堡下方的東西

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‎-你是說地下室？
‎-不是

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‎-那是車庫囉？
‎-不是

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‎你是說…

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‎就是那個寶物…

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‎但那個寶物卻被世上最醜陋的生物

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‎拖著黏液橫越洞穴守衛著…
‎也就是矮怪！

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‎請發出驚呼聲

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‎可是我們不需要殺人吧？

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‎荳荳的心不壞

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‎-不像那個背叛者阿福！
‎-什麼？

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‎他總是鬼鬼祟祟，多管閒事

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‎而且一天到晚說小屁屁

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‎或許他兒時心靈受了創傷

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‎怎麼，你是阿福的粉絲嗎？

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‎更糟！你就是阿福！

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‎別殺我，你會殺我嗎？

193
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,325
‎我有點子了

194
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,786
‎阿福，你就當我們的間諜

195
00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,914
‎假扮成醜陋的矮怪去矮怪城

196
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,457
‎查出他們知道些什麼

197
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,084
‎我的治裝費是多少？

198
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,752
‎一毛都沒有，快去！

199
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,587
‎好吧，要怎麼收穫，先怎麼栽

200
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,840
‎那種價錢連一頂好假髮都買不到
‎看你們要怎麼辦

201
00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:32,800
‎好怪…

202
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,639
‎床蝨，快走開，我要上床了

203
00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,493
‎是誰？

204
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:00,994
‎有什麼好笑的？

205
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:07,209
‎-滾出我的城堡！
‎-親愛的，這又不是妳的城堡

206
00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:16,969
‎母后

207
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,520
‎“如何在睡前閱讀時保持冷靜”

208
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:31,024
‎“第一章，首先承認你有問題”

209
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:31,984
‎爸爸？

210
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,069
‎爸爸，我又做惡夢了

211
00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:36,739
‎荳荳，要是我就不會擔心

212
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,490
‎妳大概只是吃到壞牡蠣了

213
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,576
‎我連好牡蠣都沒吃到啊

214
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,578
‎妳想要的話，我還有一點

215
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:43,996
‎不要嗎？

216
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:48,125
‎妳的惡夢會重複出現嗎？

217
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,044
‎-同樣的情境一再出現？
‎-不會

218
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,338
‎那就沒什麼好擔心的了

219
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:56,508
‎荳荳，如果夢境一直重複
‎那妳就有麻煩了

220
00:11:56,592 --> 00:12:00,304
‎因為那代表妳心中有未解之事

221
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,388
‎回去睡吧

222
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:04,099
‎-我睡不著
‎-不行嗎？

223
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,726
‎那我有個東西正合適

224
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,644
‎試試這款晚安昏睡茶

225
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,146
‎是我特調的喔

226
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,949
‎我砸爛八種稀有藥草做成茶葉

227
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,372
‎再叫非普和發普在上面睡八週

228
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:28,916
‎喝得出來

229
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,542
‎我會加點蜂蜜

230
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:33,378
‎但自從熊孩兒來了之後
‎我們的蜂蜜一直不見

231
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:38,133
‎真是的，我想要快點入睡

232
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,968
‎茶可以大口喝光嗎？

233
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,680
‎好燙！

234
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,032
‎是重複的夢

235
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,578
‎我要怎樣才能停止，殺了妳嗎？

236
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,675
‎我要摧毀那座電梯

237
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:31,228
‎（真話之輪）

238
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,656
‎好噁

239
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,741
‎好小

240
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,411
‎真懷念我說“嗨，我是阿福”的日子

241
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,247
‎那時候的一切多麼簡單

242
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,164
‎這是…

243
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,051
‎你今晚要去月狂歡嗎？

244
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,554
‎要，但我要先脫皮

245
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,811
‎噁心透頂

246
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,234
‎你可以的，加油，來

247
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,112
‎假裝那是糖衣

248
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,032
‎聞起來不像糖衣

249
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,326
‎好，穿上了

250
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,243
‎行動

251
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,247
‎好

252
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,124
‎我不討厭喔

253
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,792
‎看看這個小屁屁

254
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,044
‎哈囉！

255
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,635
‎壞牡蠣不難吃嘛

256
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,013
‎我們要破壞通往地獄的電梯

257
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,265
‎切斷我的頭的那座嗎？好！

258
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,185
‎該教訓一下那座電梯了

259
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,270
‎珠璣妙句，惡魔路西
‎版權所有，盜用必究

260
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,025
‎喂！我還沒用完耶

261
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,318
‎我會還你啦

262
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,612
‎笑什麼笑？

263
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,280
‎只是要花久一點

264
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,796
‎母后，準備接受斧頭攻擊吧

265
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,382
‎好耶，我們逃出地獄了

266
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,425
‎漢賽爾和葛麗特？

267
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,970
‎糟糕！又是那個重複的夢！

268
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,680
‎我們得快逃

269
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,307
‎快點，按下關門鈕

270
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,851
‎你明知道關門鈕沒有用

271
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,562
‎就是要一直瘋狂的按

272
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,732
‎-看吧？
‎-本來就會關門的

273
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,278
‎好！我們逃離那個瘋子了

274
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,030
‎沒有！

275
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,576
‎歡迎，波波

276
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,245
‎歡迎，羅波

277
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,830
‎歡迎，福羅波

278
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,415
‎歡迎，勾波

279
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,918
‎站住

280
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,753
‎我想不起你的名字

281
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,797
‎史哥羅波有人用了嗎？

282
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,549
‎-沒有
‎-那我是史哥羅波

283
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,883
‎歡迎，史哥羅波

284
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,096
‎親愛的地下民眾

285
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,891
‎一起低頭緬懷那些英勇的矮怪

286
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,770
‎他們在我們最神聖、祕密的儀式中
‎犧牲了性命

287
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,898
‎坐著轉！

288
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,191
‎你好

289
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,526
‎天啊，小崔！

290
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,779
‎你知道我的名字，但我不知道你的

291
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,824
‎對啊，我想說史波羅波

292
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,994
‎史波羅波，你跟其他人都不一樣

293
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,370
‎你有個性

294
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:38,999
‎何況你讓我想到一個跟我睡過的人

295
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,460
‎-阿福嗎？
‎-不，是阿大

296
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,961
‎什麼？小崔！

297
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,838
‎我以為我們的愛獨一無二

298
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,632
‎有入侵者！

299
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,926
‎抓住他還是她…

300
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,059
‎天啊，是阿福！

301
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,394
‎我最不喜歡的救星

302
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,565
‎偉大的阿福，你這討厭的叛徒

303
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,734
‎我們該拿你怎麼辦？

304
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,195
‎-殺了他
‎-可是他是救星耶

305
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,531
‎對，但從古到今救星都會被殺

306
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,618
‎-要怎麼殺他？
‎-拿大石頭砸他頭

307
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,079
‎拿幾塊小石頭丟他全身

308
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,332
‎不，把他綁在大石頭上再推進洞穴

309
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,919
‎所以我們都同意要用石頭

310
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,504
‎不要再說石頭了

311
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,089
‎別殺阿福吧

312
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,925
‎用他當間諜去查探人類

313
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,551
‎我不能當你們的間諜

314
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,762
‎首先，荳荳派我當間諜查探精靈

315
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,223
‎後來精靈派我當間諜查探你們

316
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,809
‎三面間諜我是不幹的

317
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,268
‎囉唆夠了

318
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,728
‎砸扁他！

319
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:48,193
‎好吧，我答應，但我警告你們
‎我每次都會被逮個正著

320
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,821
‎蠢靴子！

321
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,004
‎我的帽球！妳瘋了嗎？

322
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,383
‎阿福，不要那樣嚇我
‎你查出精靈有何打算了嗎？

323
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,469
‎他們的確圖謀不軌，或許是場攻擊

324
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,097
‎我不是很確定
‎因為我一直被逮個正著

325
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:21,476
‎但是他們提到矮怪
‎巧的是我也被矮怪逮個正著

326
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,187
‎矮怪？他們又有什麼小陰謀？

327
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,149
‎他們很喜歡石頭，這點我可以擔保

328
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,151
‎謝了，阿福，該睡覺了

329
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:31,903
‎再給你一次機會

330
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,932
‎安全

331
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,321
‎腦袋！

332
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,989
‎腦袋！對了！

333
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,783
‎我得用用腦袋

334
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,243
‎謝了，神經的夢

335
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,751
‎路西、拖把女，你們聽好

336
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,212
‎我知道該怎麼做了，那是什麼氣味？

337
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,673
‎是路西和他的室溫牡蠣桶

338
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,174
‎我們一定要保衛城堡

339
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,885
‎拖把女，我要妳和路西堵住隧道

340
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,470
‎-怎麼堵？
‎-你們自己想辦法

341
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,307
‎成功了！還有什麼
‎不能用垃圾填滿？

342
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,643
‎-阿福的房間？
‎-我喜歡妳的思考方式

343
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,563
‎我們需要更大、更粗的東西

344
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,154
‎這就夠了

345
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,658
‎阿福，勇敢一點，走下去說
‎我不想再當你們的間諜了

346
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,619
‎你不能退縮，你可愛又討人喜歡

347
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,080
‎你對女人的品味不佳
‎但每個偉大的男人都是那樣

348
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,581
‎而且你是他媽的食人怪

349
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,208
‎你什麼都不怕

350
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,966
‎這是最後一個洞了，我們去喝個大醉

351
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,510
‎我有喝了會讓你瞎眼的清潔劑

352
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,138
‎那應該能讓
‎在我大腸裡翻攪的牡蠣冷靜下來

353
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,016
‎瑪莉，妳知道嗎？
‎妳太聰明，不該在這鬼地方工作

354
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,601
‎你是第一個稱呼我真名的人

355
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,187
‎我要讓妳聽聽我最黑暗的祕密

356
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,523
‎-我人很好
‎-我知道

357
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,276
‎我有更黑暗的祕密
‎其實我不擅長拖地

358
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,319
‎我知道

359
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,656
‎有時候我拖同一個地方好幾小時

360
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,907
‎從來都沒人發現

361
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,996
‎克洛德？貝琪？

362
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,957
‎-沒錯，路西
‎-你要回地獄去

363
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,376
‎快點，鑽進瓶子裡

364
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,004
‎我警告你，我快要吐牡蠣了

365
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,047
‎牡蠣？

366
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,928
‎謝謝，我舒服多了

367
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,180
‎身體，快過來

368
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,315
‎唉呀呀

369
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:58,026
‎拖把女，妳選錯邊了

370
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,444
‎我叫瑪莉

371
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:08,995
‎成功了，路西

372
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,248
‎天啊，現在我覺得好清爽，謝謝

373
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,213
‎荳荳女王把整片地方封住了

374
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:21,049
‎就像把一塊瑞士起司
‎塞滿了上百個小木塞

375
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,175
‎她盯上我們了

376
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,720
‎阿福出賣了我們

377
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:29,099
‎我就知道他會上那個蠢女王的當

378
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,475
‎我們別無選擇

379
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,269
‎必須立刻攻擊！

380
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,273
‎對，小匕首

381
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:44,489
‎人類或許更大更壯更聰明

382
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:48,368
‎但我們可以鑽進桌底

383
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:49,744
‎我們要偷襲

384
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:52,247
‎我們走城堡底下進去
‎攻他們一個措手不及

385
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,332
‎但不是像好玩的生日派對那樣

386
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,584
‎午夜一到我們就出發

387
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,972
‎-前進隧道！
‎-好！

388
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,726
‎阿福，你什麼時候才會學乖？

389
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,396
‎不要多管閒事

390
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,445
‎別這樣，你們是兄弟耶

391
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:25,905
‎記住，血濃於水

392
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,952
‎唉呀，原來那不只是俗諺
‎血真的比較濃

393
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,455
‎好了，你們兩個！

394
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:36,791
‎你們兩個屁孩一定可以找到共識吧

395
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:47,343
‎我一直想要那樣，但手臂都不夠壯

396
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:52,140
‎比起單獨行動
‎我們互相合作能傷到更多人

397
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:16,915
‎誰會傻到進入鳥糞交口？

398
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,293
‎別擋路，你們這批小妖！

399
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,712
‎我們跟你們身形相仿

400
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,341
‎所以你們乖乖掉頭回去吧

401
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,691
‎荒謬

402
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:47,904
‎如果我們製造障眼法
‎就能從那邊那扇門溜進去

403
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,657
‎阿分，到前排中央來

404
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,878
‎不！別進去

405
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,258
‎除非你想看一大堆老罐子

406
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:12,971
‎誰想看老罐子？只有老奶奶吧

407
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:15,139
‎-對啊！
‎-我同意

408
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:16,849
‎不能信任矮怪

409
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:20,061
‎如果他們不想要我們進去
‎那我們就該進去

410
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,480
‎我終於找到了

411
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,899
‎不，那是禁地！

412
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,987
‎我找了一輩子，待在邪教的時間除外

413
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:31,864
‎現在總算被我找到了！

414
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,706
‎不要喝

415
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,583
‎是神聖黏液

416
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:44,127
‎-神聖黏液！
‎-神聖黏液！

417
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,212
‎怪人，我知道是什麼

418
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,172
‎就是這個寶物

419
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,008
‎不，你這笨蛋

420
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,385
‎那不是你想要的，是你自找的！

421
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,308
‎味道跟彩虹下的糖果一樣

422
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,268
‎接著是難受的金屬味

423
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:03,521
‎我原本以為味道會更嗆

424
00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:05,940
‎怎麼了？

425
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:07,525
‎怎麼了？

426
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,319
‎怎麼了？

427
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:10,338
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