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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Hey! ♪

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Your Majesty.

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What's with all these doofuses?

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This is the line to see Queen Bean.

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Hey, what a coinkydink.

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We're here to see Queen Bean, too.

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Then you'll have to get in
back of the line.

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In the forest, we don't have lines.

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Yeah, well, that's what separates us
from the animals… waiting.

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-How many people are in line today?
-I'm guessing, a thousand?

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Your dedication makes me wanna puke.

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Okay, let's solve some more problems.

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We should pick up the pace, it's noon.

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-Ooh, what's for lunch?
-I don't know. Casserole?

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I'm in the mood for egg salad.

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I'd like a single noodle, nine feet long.

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Ugh. We've already lost so much time
with your little adventures. Can we get on

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with the problems of the kingdom
without any more beating around the bush?

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Let me ask something, Oddie.

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When you get pissed,
do you roll all three eyes?

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[scoffs]

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Quit playing with Odval's eyeballs.

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-They have names.
-No, they don't.

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Yes, they do.
It's Winky, Blinky, and Soul Taker.

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Soul Stealer… Oh.

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Elfo, Luci, stop antagonizing Odval.

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It's too easy.

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Bring in the next whiner.

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We're already here.

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-Whoa.
-Your Majesty, it is I, King Rulo.

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We wee elves
are facing a crisis in Elf Alley.

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Conditions are, shall we say,
cramped and we're small.

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So, if I say we're cramped…
Ho, ho, boy, it's cramped.

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-And?
-Well, we have a modest request.

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Go for it.

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We want your castle.

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-What?
-What?

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Wha… What?

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Elfo, Luci, conference room, now.

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Do you think they know
this castle used to be theirs?

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Who cares? Oppression is fun, dummy.

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Bean, this is your chance
to do the right thing.

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You'll be forever known as the Queen
who gave up Dreamland.

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[Bean] Hmm.

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I'm going to say… no.

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[elves muttering]

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Oh, you just made a big mistake.

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You'll be hearing from Shocko and Fisto.

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[both exclaim]

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We're out of here!

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The casserole has arrived.

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Mop Girl, clean up this mess.

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You mean the casserole
or the whole diplomatic situation?

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[man] Thank you for waiting!

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Your stupidity is most appreciated!

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Thank you for waiting!

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Your stupidity is most appreciated!

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Oh, boy. Here we go.

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What is it, Sam Buca?

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-Denise left me and she took all the mugs.
-Why'd she do that?

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She said you were flirting with me.

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-What?
-Just like that.

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I never flirted with you.

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You're doing it right now.

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God, you're annoying.

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That's what Denise said
when she walked out the door.

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-Bye.
-That's what Denise said.

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-What?
-She said she's bi.

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-Hey, Sam Buca. How's Denise?
-I don't know.

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-How's Oona?
-Eh. Touché.

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Beanie, baby, I'm home.

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Uh, Dad, I've been on the throne
all morning, and I'm cleaned out.

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Can you please take the afternoon shift?

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Nah, you don't need me.
You're doin' great.

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Listen, there's somebody
I want you to meet. Hey, where'd he go?

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[grumbles]

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Oh. A cute little bear cub.

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What do you want me to do, Dad?
Stuff, butcher, or marry it?

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None of the above.

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He's your half-bear half-brother.
Can't you see the resemblance?

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Yeah, I guess I can.

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All right, Bear Boy.
Welcome to the family.

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Two things you should know about me.
One, I'm a really fun hang.

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Two, but I'm busy right now, and I have to
dismiss you. Three, I'm not into labels.

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You can choose between callin' me
Queen Bean, big sister Bean

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or your sibling Majesty. Any questions?

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Are you some kind of giant squirrel?

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Okay, take him away, Dad,
before I start to hate him.

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Next!

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What the hell are you doing?

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Oh. [chuckles]

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It's called a "bed."

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I'm tucking you in.

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See, here in Humanville,
we hibernate every night.

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That's stupid.

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-[whimpers] I miss my mom.
-Oh, me, too.

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But this gives us a chance to bond,
and me a chance to be a better dad.

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-Finally.
-Pipe down, Derek!

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I'm over here
trying to be a better dad. [grunts]

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Hey, where'd you grow up, a cave?

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-Apparently not.
-This is my bed.

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Shouldn't you be a moth-eating rug
on the floor of a failing cigar lounge?

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Shouldn't you be eating flies
in a terrarium?

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Eh! Shut your mouths.
I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.

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I don't have to listen to a bird.

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Don't talk to my pet girlfriend like that.

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-Shut up!
-You shut up!

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You both need to shut up, yeah?

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My name is Derek, by the way.

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Not now.
Learn how to read the room, child.

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All right, everybody out.

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[rats squeaking]

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Finally, I'm alone.

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Now I can get a good night's sleep.

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[knocking at door]

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[woman] Bean!

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Open this goddamn Dreamdoor right now!

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[Bean scoffs] I'm coming!

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[woman] Hurry up!
Don't make me rattle this doorknob.

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[doorknob rattles]

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-[man and woman] Hello, Bean.
-[gasps]

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-[man 1] You know what we want.
-[man 2] You know what we want.

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-[woman 1] You know what we want.
-[woman 2] You know what we want.

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And it ain't
your fashion sense. [exclaims]

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Get out of my castle, all of you!

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This is our castle and you know it.
You get out.

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-Jesto.
-Oh, yes!

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[screams]

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This is our ocean. Get out!

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-Hey!
-Hey!

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-Watch it.
-Yeah.

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-Mora?
-Bean, wake up.

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[gasps]

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Oh, you woke up
on the first bucket this time.

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Buckets don't solve everything, Bunty.

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[rats squeaking]

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[Bean groans]

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What?

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Pardon me. Sorry. Excuse me. Comin'
through. Hello to you, too. Excuse me.

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Sorry about your toes.

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Court consultation meeting now.

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Ooh! Okay, where should we meet?

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Inside your shirt like that other time?

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-Behind the throne is fine.
-[Elfo] Aw.

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So, I had this dream where everyone
who's out to get me was out to get me.

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They were all in the castle,
and the elves tossed me out.

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-Elfo…
-What did I do?

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Sounds like a typical stress dream,
combined with the paranoid delusions

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of a tyrant gone mad with power.

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Nice work, you dunce.

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-The most disturbing part was the elves.
-Goddamn elves.

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Look, I know you're still kinda pissed off

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about all the cute little elf skeletons
we found under the castle.

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Could you find out what your friends know
about their ancestors in Dreamland?

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You mean be your spy?

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Betray my own people
for a kingdom of humans

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that's shown hostility
to both elves and ogres?

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-Do I get a disguise?
-Yes.

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Okay.

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[Jasper grunting]

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I'm starving. Where do they keep
the garbage around here?

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Wherever you are I guess. Zing!

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Nice one, Derek.
Your first attempt at a joke. [exclaims]

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Maybe I should just eat your girlfriend.

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I'd like to see you try.

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Too late.

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He didn't swallow, though.

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Come on, Derek. Show 'em what
I taught ya about being a right hard man.

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-Prepare for an uncoordinated thrashing.
-[Bear Boy grunts]

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[both grunting]

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Aw. [grunts]

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[growls]

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[exclaims]

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[groans]

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[elf 1] What's the deal, Rulo?

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Yeah! Did you get our castle back
or die trying?

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The next person who asks a stupid question
will feel the wrath of my scepter.

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You mean that ball on a stick? Ow!

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I'll give it to you straight.

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We tried asking politely.

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Then we stormed off like angry babies.

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Yet Queen Tiabeanie still denied us.

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[clamoring]

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It's time for action.

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Action? But we're elves.

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What do you have in mind, Leavo?

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We'll take it by force.
Though it may cost us many lives.

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[Elfo in deep voice] I have a question.

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Why do we want the castle so bad?

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You, with the deep voice.
I don't know your name.

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You can call me Mustacheo.

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Well, Mustacheo, it's not just the castle.

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It's what's under the castle.

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-[elf 2] You mean the basement?
-No.

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-[elf 2] You mean the parking garage?
-No.

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[elf 2] You mean the… [exclaims]

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It's the very thing…

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But it's guarded by
the most hideous creatures

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ever to slime their way across a cave…
Trøgs!

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Please gasp.

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Whoo!

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But we don't have to kill everyone, do we?

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Bean's heart is in the right place.

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-Not like that trader Elfo!
-What?

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He's always sneaking around,
poking his nose where he's not wanted.

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And his incessant bum-bum talk.

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Well, maybe he had a childhood trauma.

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What are you, some kind Elfo lover?

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-Worse! You're Elfo!
-[all gasp]

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Please don't kill me.
Are you going to kill me?

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I have an idea.

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Elfo, you'll be our spy.

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You'll go down to Trøgtown
masquerading as a hideous Trøg

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and find out what they know.

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How much is my costume budget?

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Nothing. Now, go!

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Fine. But you get what you pay for.

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You can't even find a good wig
for that price, so suit yourself.

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-It's absurd…
-[door closes]

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[Bean] Out of the way, bed lights.
I'm coming in.

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Ow.

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[woman laughing]

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-[laughing loudly]
-Who is it?

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What's so funny? [grunts]

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-Get out of my castle!
-[woman] It's not your castle, dear.

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[laughs maliciously]

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[Bean exclaims]

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Mom.

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[door closes]

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Ah.

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"How to Stay Calm While Reading in Bed."

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[sighs] "Chapter one. First,
admit you have a problem."

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-Dad?
-[exclaims]

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Dad, I've been having nightmares again.

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Ah, Bean, I wouldn't worry about it.

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You probably had some bad clams.

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I didn't even have any good clams.

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I got some left over if you want some.

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No?

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So, these dreams, were they recurring?

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-Like the same thing over and over?
-No.

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Well, then you've got nothing
to worry about.

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If your dreams repeat themselves, Bean,
then you got troubles.

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Because that means you got
unresolved issues in the old coconut.

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Just go back to bed.

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-I don't think I can.
-No?

248
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,726
Well, then I got just the thing.

249
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,644
Try some nighty-night knockout tea.

250
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,146
It's my own special blend.

251
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,949
I gently pummel eight rare spices
into the tea leaves.

252
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,414
Then I have Vip and Vap
sleep on it for eight weeks.

253
00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:28,916
Mmm. I can tell.

254
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,542
I'd put some honey in it,

255
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:33,378
but ever since Bear Boy came,
we keep running out.

256
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,756
[sips]

257
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:38,133
Man, I wanna get to sleep quickly.

258
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,968
Can you chug tea?

259
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,680
[exclaims] Hot!

260
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:44,640
[coughs]

261
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,725
-[sighs]
-[tea cup shatters]

262
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,481
[woman laughs]

263
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,655
[laughing continues]

264
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,074
Ugh! It is a recurring dream.

265
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,578
What do I have to do
to make this stop, kill you?

266
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,247
[woman laughs maliciously]

267
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,499
[elevator dings]

268
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,087
[gasps and screams]

269
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,964
[screams and gasps]

270
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,675
I gotta destroy that elevator.

271
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,387
[snores]

272
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:24,888
[rats squeak]

273
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:26,598
[grunts]

274
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,141
[liquid flowing]

275
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,310
[Odval chuckles]

276
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:31,687
[exclaims]

277
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,276
[Elfo] Huh?

278
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,153
Ugh!

279
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,656
[groans] So gross.

280
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,741
Small.

281
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,411
I just miss the days of, "Hi, I'm Elfo."

282
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,247
It was just a simpler time back then.

283
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,207
What the… [grunts]

284
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,589
[exclaims]

285
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,051
You goin' to the moon rave tonight?

286
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,554
Yeah, but first I gotta shed my skin.

287
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,811
That's beyond disgusting.

288
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,355
[exclaims]

289
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,234
Okay, you can do this. Come on. Okay.

290
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,112
Just pretended it's a Fruit Roll-Up.

291
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,032
Oh, it doesn't smell like a Fruit Roll-Up.

292
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,326
[grunts] Okay, it's on.

293
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,243
Let's go.

294
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,162
-[grunts]
-[skin squeaks]

295
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,789
Oh. Okay. [chuckles]

296
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,124
I don't hate that.

297
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,792
Look at that bum-bum.

298
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,628
Hello! [laughs]

299
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,089
[slurping and swallowing loudly]

300
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,635
Oh. These bad clams ain't bad.

301
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,013
Guys, we gotta get rid of
the elevator to Hell.

302
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,265
The one that cut off my head? Yes!

303
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,185
It's time to give that elevator the shaft.

304
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,854
Catchphrase, copyright,
Luci, the demon. [scats]

305
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,397
[whistles]

306
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,025
Oh. Oy! I'm not done with that.

307
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,318
[Bean] I'll return it, dude.

308
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,612
What you smiling about it?

309
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,781
-It's just going to take longer.
-[groans]

310
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,407
[all exclaiming]

311
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,373
[Luci exclaims]

312
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,626
[elevator dings]

313
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,796
Get ready for an axe-whooping, Mom.

314
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,382
Yes, we escaped from Hell.

315
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,425
Hansel and Gretel?

316
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,970
Oh, no! It's that recurring dream again.

317
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,680
We got to get out of here.

318
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,307
Quick. Press the door close button.

319
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,851
You know the door close button
doesn't do nothing.

320
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,562
You've got to press it again
and again, frantically.

321
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,732
-See?
-It was going to close anyway.

322
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,651
[both exclaim]

323
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,278
[Hansel] Yes!
We got away from that maniac.

324
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,030
[Gretel] No, we didn't!

325
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,576
Welcome, Bobo.

326
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,245
Welcome, Lobo.

327
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,830
Welcome, Flowbo.

328
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,415
Welcome, Gobo.

329
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,918
Hmm. Stop right there.

330
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,753
I can't remember your name.

331
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,797
Has Sklobo been taken?

332
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,549
-No.
-I'm Sklobo.

333
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,883
Welcome, Sklobo.

334
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,096
Dearly below-ed,

335
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,891
let us bow our heads in remembrance
of those gallant Trøgs

336
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,770
who sacrificed their lives
in our most sacred, secret ceremony.

337
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,898
[all] Sit and spin! Sit and spin!

338
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,191
Hey, there.

339
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,526
Oh, my God. Trixy!

340
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,779
[chuckles] You know my name,
but I don't know yours.

341
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,824
Oh, yeah, I want to say Splobo?

342
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,994
Well, Splobo,
you're not like the other guys.

343
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,370
You have a personality.

344
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:38,999
Plus, your hat reminds me of this guy
I used to sleep with.

345
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,460
-Elfo?
-No, Superviso.

346
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,961
What? Trixy!

347
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,838
I thought we had something special.

348
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,632
An intruder!

349
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,926
Seize him or her…

350
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,344
[clamoring]

351
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,059
-[all] Oh!
-Oh, my God, it's Elfo!

352
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,394
Aw, my least favorite savior.

353
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,565
Oh, mighty Elfo. You rat bastard snitch.

354
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,734
What are we going to do with you?

355
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,195
-Let's kill him.
-But he's a savior.

356
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,531
Yes, but historically,
we usually kill saviors.

357
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,618
-How should we kill him?
-Roll a big boulder on his head.

358
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,079
Roll several smaller boulders
on his whole body.

359
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,332
No, tie him to a giant boulder
and roll him in a pit.

360
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,919
We agree then.
Something to do with boulders.

361
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,504
Stop saying boulders.

362
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,089
Let's not kill Elfo.

363
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,925
Let's use him as a spy on the humans.

364
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,551
I can't be your spy.

365
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,762
First, Bean sent me to spy on the elves,

366
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,223
and then the elves sent me
to spy on you guys.

367
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,809
Triple crossing is as far as I go.

368
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,268
Enough jibber-jabber.

369
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,728
Let's flatten him!

370
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,022
[Trøg exclaims]

371
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:48,193
Okay, fine. I'll do it.
But I warn you, I get caught every time.

372
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,821
[Bean grunts] Stupid boot!

373
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,156
[grunting]

374
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,620
Hmm.

375
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,709
-[Bean grunts]
-[Elfo gasps]

376
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,004
My hat puff! Are you nuts?

377
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,383
Elfo, don't scare me like that.
Did you find out what the elves are up to?

378
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,469
Well, they're planning something.
Maybe an attack.

379
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,097
I don't know exactly
because I kept getting caught.

380
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:21,476
But it involves the Trøgs,
who also caught me, incidentally.

381
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,187
The Trøgs? What's their little scheme?

382
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,149
Well, they have a thing for boulders.
I can tell you that much.

383
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,151
Thanks, Elfo. Time for bed.

384
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:31,903
Think again.

385
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,125
Hmm.

386
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,256
[sighs]

387
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,347
[gasps]

388
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,807
[woman laughing]

389
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:04,477
[exclaims]

390
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:06,813
[panting]

391
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,316
[woman laughing]

392
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,195
[Bean grunts]

393
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,159
[panting]

394
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,374
[woman laughing maliciously]

395
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,462
[Bean grunts]

396
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,591
[exclaims]

397
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,344
[Trøgs grunting rhythmically]

398
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,932
[Bean sighs] Safety.

399
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:47,646
[exclaims]

400
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,066
[groans]

401
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,321
Brains!

402
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,989
Brains. That's it!

403
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,783
I've got to use my brains.

404
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,243
Thanks, psychotic dream.

405
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,957
-[Luci vocalizing]
-[Mop Girl giggles]

406
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,751
Luci, Mop Girl, listen up.

407
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,212
I know what we need to do.
What is that smell?

408
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,673
It's Luci and his room temperature
clam bucket.

409
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,174
We gotta protect the castle.

410
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,885
Mop Girl, I want you and Luci
to plug up the tunnels.

411
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,470
-How?
-You figure it out.

412
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,307
We did it! What else
can we fill with garbage?

413
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,643
-Elfo's room?
-I like the way you think.

414
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,563
We need something bigger and bolder.

415
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,399
[scatting]

416
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,151
[exclaims]

417
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,154
Eh, good enough.

418
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:42,033
Elfo. Be brave. Go down there and say,
I'm not going to be your spy anymore.

419
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,619
You're not going to back down.
You're cute and delightful.

420
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,080
You got bad taste in women,
but that's true of all great men.

421
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,581
And you're a goddamn ogre.

422
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,208
You're not afraid of anything.

423
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,459
[screams]

424
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,966
[sighs] That's the last of 'em.
Let's get drunk.

425
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,510
I have cleaning fluids
that'll make you go blind.

426
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,138
That'll calm the clams
colliding in my colon.

427
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,016
You know something, Mary?
You're too good for this dump.

428
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,601
You're the first person
to call me by my real name.

429
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,187
I'm going to let you in
on my darkest secret.

430
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,523
-[whispers] I'm nice.
-[whispers] I know.

431
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,276
[in normal voice] My darker secret is
I'm not that good at mopping.

432
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,319
[whispers] I know.

433
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:18,778
[groans]

434
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,656
You know, sometimes I just mop
the same spot for hours,

435
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,907
and no one ever notices.

436
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,410
Hmm? Hmm.

437
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,996
Cloyd? Becky?

438
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,957
-That's right, Luci.
-You're going back to Hell.

439
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,376
Hurry now. Schloop into the bottle.

440
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,004
I gotta warn you, I'm about to spew clams.

441
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,047
[Cloyd] Clams?

442
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,842
[both exclaim]

443
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,928
Thanks. I feel so much better.

444
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,180
Body, over here.

445
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,142
Uh-oh.

446
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,315
Well, well, well.

447
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:58,026
You've really chosen
the wrong side, Mop Girl.

448
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,444
It's Mary.

449
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:00,612
[Luci grunting]

450
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,075
[Cloyd and Becky exclaiming]

451
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:08,995
We did it, Luci.

452
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,248
Oh, my God. I feel so cleaned out now.
Thank you.

453
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,213
Queen Bean sealin' the whole place up,

454
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:21,049
like a hundred little corks
in a wedge of Swiss cheese.

455
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,175
She's onto us.

456
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,218
[indistinct chatter]

457
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,720
[grumbles] Elfo betrayed us.

458
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:29,099
Oh, I knew he'd fall
for that big lummox of a queen.

459
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,475
We have no choice.

460
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,269
-We must attack, now!
-[all] Yeah!

461
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,273
[Rulo] Yes, the little stabbers.

462
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:44,489
Humans may be bigger and stronger
and smarter than us,

463
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:48,368
but we've got the ability
to run under tables.

464
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:49,744
It'll be a sneak attack.

465
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:52,247
We'll go in beneath the castle
and surprise them.

466
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,332
But not in the fun birthday party way.

467
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,584
We head out at the stroke of midnight.

468
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:57,544
[bell tolling]

469
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,972
-To the tunnel!
-[all] Yeah!

470
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,726
[groans] Oh, Elfo, when are you going
to learn your lesson?

471
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,396
Stay out of other people's business.

472
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,730
[both grunting]

473
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,445
Come on now. You two are brothers, okay?

474
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,281
Remember, blood is thicker than water.

475
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,952
Oh, wow. Wait, that's not just
an old wives' tale. It really is thicker.

476
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,455
-[Jasper growls]
-Okay, boys. Boys. Boys!

477
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:36,791
There must be something
you two spoiled brats can agree on.

478
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,919
[exclaims and grunts]

479
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,004
[screams]

480
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:47,343
Wow. I've always wanted to do that,
but never had the arm strength.

481
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:52,140
If we work together, we could hurt people
much more than we can by ourselves.

482
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,516
[grunting]

483
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,851
Ow!

484
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,064
Huh?

485
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,567
[elves grunting rhythmically]

486
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:08,531
[Trøgs grunt]

487
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:16,915
Who is so foolhardy
as to enter Guano junction?

488
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,293
Out of the way, you puny monstrosities!

489
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,712
Hey, we're the same size as you.

490
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,341
So you just turn around
and be on your little way.

491
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,342
[all exclaim]

492
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,691
This is ridiculous.

493
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:47,904
If we create some sort of diversion,
we can sneak through that door over there.

494
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,657
Distracto, front and center.

495
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,033
[scatting]

496
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,878
No! Don't go in there.

497
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:08,258
[mutters] I mean, unless you want to see
a bunch of old jars.

498
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:12,971
Who's interested in old jars?
Just grannies, am I right?

499
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:15,139
-[Trøgs] Yeah!
-[Trøg] What he said.

500
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:16,849
Trøgs can't be trusted.

501
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:20,061
If they don't want us to go in there,
that's the way to go.

502
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,480
At last, I found it.

503
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,899
No, it's forbidden!

504
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,987
Finally, I've spent my entire adult life,

505
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:31,864
except for that time in the cult,
searching for this!

506
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,706
Don't drink that.

507
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,583
It's the sacred goo.

508
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:44,127
-Sacred goo!
-Sacred goo!

509
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,212
I know what it is, you freaks.

510
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,172
It's the very thing.

511
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:50,008
-[all gasp]
-No, you fool.

512
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,385
It's not what you want,
it's what you deserve!

513
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,803
[glugs]

514
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:55,847
Ha!

515
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,308
It tastes like every candy
under the rainbow,

516
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,268
with a horrible metallic aftertaste.

517
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:03,521
But I expected something
with a little more oomph.

518
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:04,480
[elves gasp]

519
00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:05,940
What?

520
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:07,525
What?

521
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,319
What?

522
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:13,281
[closing theme music playing]