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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎碧妮！

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‎嘿 你还活着！

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‎-太好啦！
‎-疯女孩！

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‎小碧归来！

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‎小碧 每次发现你大难不死
‎我都好惊喜呀

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‎我大难不死时
‎你从没跟我拥抱一下过

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‎我恨这个家

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‎到底怎么回事？

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‎你怎么会比我们还先上岸的？

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‎一只海龟背我上来的 事情就是这样

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‎海龟游不了那么快

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‎那又怎样？

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‎我们现在操心起海龟来了？

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‎为我还活着而高兴就好

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‎-我就很高兴
‎-天啊

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‎行 就当你说的是真的吧
‎我也不问你

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‎那条你显然想藏起来的
‎神秘新项链是怎么回事了

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‎大家听好了 小碧女王死而复生

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‎命令你们去路西的酒吧花钱

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‎我没下这种命令 但随便吧

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‎吃了一半的烤玉米片 穷人半价

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‎说的就是我呀

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‎快来吃吧 把酒喝光光 混蛋们

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‎糟糕 他们回来了

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‎我一直坚信“坚守阵地”这个说法
‎直到现在

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‎好了 姑娘们 翅膀就位 快撤

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‎第37章：不能承受的小碧闪电

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‎瞧瞧这满大街秀恩爱的人

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‎人人都有另一半 就我没有

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‎我还是国王呢

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‎孤单国王

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‎还有饥渴公爵

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‎至少乌娜知道心碎的感觉是怎样的

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‎回家20分钟
‎孤独就已经让我难以忍受了

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‎熊…

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‎人熊厄苏拉

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‎嘿 小碧 能让开点吗？

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‎我想在这里意志消沉一会儿

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‎是我先来的 爸爸

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‎噢 亲爱的…

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‎好吧 你怎么了？

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‎你只有在刚杀掉我某个朋友的时候
‎才会跟我说“噢 亲爱的”

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‎听着 科吉的事是失误

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‎我只是想知道…

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‎-你开心吗？
‎-什么？

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‎是啊 我拥有属于我自己的王国

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‎还有很好的朋友

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‎可惜科吉已经死了

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‎我还有这顶拉风的王冠…

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‎等一下 你还没回答我的问题呢

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‎你快乐吗？

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‎快乐啊…并没有

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‎到底什么才是快乐呢？

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‎天啊 你恋爱了

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‎天啊 对不起

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‎我不知道自己在想什么…

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‎也许是的

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‎-是吗？
‎-是啊

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‎问题是 我根本搞不清楚状况

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‎是啊 我也经历过

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‎而当你终于想明白了 却为时已晚

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‎我就是害怕会这样

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‎上一秒 我们还在月光下
‎弹奏尤克里里

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‎下一秒 一切都不复存在了

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‎我是有什么问题吗？

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‎为什么一直无法自拔地思念着
‎那条讨厌又完美的美人鱼？

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‎美人鱼？

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‎你有意见吗？我打你哦

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‎我的初恋也是一条美人鱼

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‎-真的吗？
‎-有其父必有其女啊

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‎天啊 那段经历糟透了

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‎我们最后没能在一起

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‎我们之间差别太大了

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‎她是金发 我是红发

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‎而且美人鱼的生活方式…
‎比我们的湿好多

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‎-她让你伤透了心吗？
‎-更糟

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‎我俩都让对方伤透了心

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‎是啊 这最可怕了

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‎我就是这个命

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‎总是害怕尝试

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‎还记得厄苏拉吗？

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‎人熊厄苏拉？

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‎是啊 我记得厄苏拉

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‎她还以为我是一只超大松鼠呢

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‎天啊 我爱她爱得要死

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‎但我又总是告诉自己 时机不对

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‎到现在我才明白
‎爱情从来无关时间对错

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‎-爱情总是会有风险的
‎-还令人困惑

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‎-还很诡异
‎-还很可怕

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‎还很甜蜜

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‎而且往往让人猝不及防
‎就像突如其来的一拳

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‎我晚点再回来

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‎爸爸 如果你觉得厄苏拉是你的真爱
‎就得努力争取

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‎你这么想吗？

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‎别让恐惧成为你幸福路上的绊脚石

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‎走出宫殿
‎去寻找那个破坏力惊人的熊女人吧

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‎-我会照看好王位的
‎-真的吗？

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‎谢谢你 碧妮

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‎你总是给我很棒的建议

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‎你知道我希望怎么样吗？

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‎你偶尔也能听听别人的建议

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‎我会考虑的…

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‎在我余生的…

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‎每一个夜晚

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‎跑腿男 王位给你坐吧

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‎我要推翻你

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‎魔法师
‎给我搞点吸引熊的魔法药水！

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‎那您可来对地方了

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‎请随意挑选

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‎要变质黄油、发酵的三文鱼油

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‎还是垃圾风味果汁

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‎我全都要

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‎天啊

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‎开始涂抹吧

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‎索格国王 您还没签名登记离开呢

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‎您要去哪？

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‎别跟过来 我在执行秘密任务

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‎“秘密任务”？那是什么意思？

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‎意思是我们要秘密跟踪他

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‎并不是！

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‎独自一人

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‎只有我和森林之声

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‎谁在那里？

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‎那是什么鸟叫声？

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‎褐头山雀

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‎好吧 给我听好了

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‎你们两个离我远点

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‎看清楚我往哪个方向走了
‎然后你们朝反方向去 走得远远的！

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‎反方向意思是同一方向

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‎快走！

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‎蠢货

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‎我们还是能听见您哦

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‎天啊 那就别再听了 可恶！

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‎-是 陛下
‎-别说“是 陛下”

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‎-不 陛下
‎-什么也别说！

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‎这就闭嘴 陛下

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‎现在要开始真正的狩猎了

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‎狩猎爱情

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‎-爱情？
‎-你！不是吧

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‎不是吧

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‎-你给我闭嘴！
‎-你闭嘴！

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‎我要杀了你

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‎你得先找到我

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‎你射中了默兹

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‎没错 肥仔

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‎你知道该走哪条路的

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‎是啊 去吃自助餐的路

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‎你看 那是个玩笑 因为他很胖

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‎对 你只是骨架子大而已

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‎是那只偷王冠的贼
‎总害我出丑的麋鹿

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‎不！

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‎你要两顶王冠做什么？

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‎怎么 你以为自己比我强吗？

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‎是一只小熊宝宝呀

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‎你真是最可爱的…你个小混蛋！

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‎怎么 我…别逼我爬上去

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‎又正中我的弱点

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‎我要杀了那只熊

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‎你现在占据了有利地形
‎但我发誓 我会踩着高跷回来的

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‎我肯定越来越靠近熊的栖息地了

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‎或者至少靠近
‎它们遗弃熊孩子的地点了

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‎滴答滴

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‎你甚至没在我身边当面拒绝我
‎要我怎么忘了你呢？

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‎嘿！

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‎小碧？你还好吗？

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‎你没在喝酒

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‎我给你带了啤酒过来

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‎哎呀 不好意思 我刚刚喝完了

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‎你俩找块石头坐下吧

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‎小碧 出什么事了？

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‎你看上去需要两个
‎无知但好心的朋友给你提供建议

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‎我知道怎么回事了

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‎自从你发现你们人类是

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‎残忍嗜血的野蛮人以后
‎就一直很沮丧

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‎但你知道我想说什么吗？

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‎别纠结了

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‎你很完美 也很漂亮
‎而且生活很美好

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‎你喝醉了吗？

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‎有一点 但那不是重点

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‎听我说 嘿！过来

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‎看着我

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‎听我说

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‎没关系的

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‎天啊 你的脸蛋好像橡胶呀

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‎橡胶呀橡胶…

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‎我今天真的很累

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‎我们回家盯着天花板发呆去吧

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‎要走好远啊 而且全是上坡路

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‎我的大脚趾囊腫上还长了鸡眼

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‎艾弗 你能背我吗？

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‎我知道一条捷径

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‎这些骨头…

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‎动物尸体、野餐篮…

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‎我到哪都能认得出这味道

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‎厄苏拉 宝贝 是我 索格！

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‎别害怕

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‎我现在不像以前那么暴脾气了
‎大乔给我剪了头发

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‎别管那些了

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‎我好想你

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‎我刚才差点被熊袭击了

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‎你还是会被袭击的

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‎这股醉人的恶臭是怎么回事？

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‎这味道可不只会吸引苍蝇而已哦

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‎好吧 机灵鬼 哪条是回城堡的路？

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‎绝对是左边这条隧道

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‎绝对是右边这条

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‎好吧 我走这边

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‎好黑！

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‎什么…

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‎这里还挺宁静的

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‎好多骷髅！

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‎一个近乎完美的
‎正宗初代森林海豹人？

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‎让她加入我的怪胎秀再合适不过了

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‎早跟你说了索格有怪癖
‎他偏好地球上一些非主流的种族

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‎你们现在能放我走了吧？

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‎做梦

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‎你要是走了 谁来帮我们
‎找那些没有书面记载的獾啊？

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‎而且会有很多傻子过来看
‎你这头爱搞种族歧视的羚羊

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‎你看 所以我才要跑到这里来

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‎我离不开你

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‎我被你深深吸引了

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‎你知道什么是磁铁吗？

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‎-不知道
‎-我们是天生一对

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‎你知道花生酱和果酱吗？

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‎-不知道
‎-锁和钥匙？

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‎-不知道
‎-鞋子和袜子？

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‎-不知道
‎-针和线呢？

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‎-不知道
‎-华夫饼和更多华夫饼？

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‎完全不知道

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‎索格 我做了大半辈子的熊
‎平时用不着比喻这种修辞方法

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‎比喻是什么？

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‎人类喜欢做比喻

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‎因为他们不敢直言内心的想法

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‎我现在什么也不怕了

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‎厄苏拉 我爱你
‎没有什么可以跟你相提并论

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‎除了我的孩子 孩子们

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‎这个你知道吗？丈夫和妻子？

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‎我爱你 索格

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‎我很高兴
‎我们聊到了这个话题 因为…

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‎嘿 是那只混蛋熊孩子

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‎他一直拿松果砸我的头

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‎瞧瞧他 从头到脚

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‎红色的刺猬头、圆圆的蒜头鼻
‎精神错乱的气质

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‎往下看 浑圆的肚皮
‎肌肉发达的小腿

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‎简直跟我像一个模子刻出来的
‎除了我没他那么多毛

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‎真不敢相信 这里居然就是
‎爆发那场大战的地方

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‎其实 与其说是大战 不如说是屠杀

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‎这家伙被人从背后捅了刀子

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‎这家伙是被人从前面捅的

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‎这家伙头骨上插了12把叉子！

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‎冷静点 哥们

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‎这些只是精灵骸骨而已

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‎真正的精灵都在地狱里烧烤呢

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‎我们把精灵烤来吃

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‎下地狱去吧 艾弗

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‎你知道吗 小碧？

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‎我以为我不介意
‎但现在我也说不好了

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‎我不知道该作何感想了

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‎这简直是对精灵的种族灭绝

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‎这里的人类骸骨也一样多啊

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‎那些不是人类骸骨

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‎是一副精灵骨架
‎站在另一副精灵骨架的肩膀上

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‎抱歉 我们抢了精灵的城堡

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‎但人类打赢了
‎而且看起来这是一场公平的战役

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‎但我上年纪了
‎多一个孩子我会受不了的

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‎小碧差点害死我 就在上个礼拜！

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‎但杰斯帕真的是个小甜心

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‎他肯定愿意跟你玩的

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‎直到他长到270公斤为止

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‎到时候我们也许该重新考虑一下

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‎那不是重点

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‎我怎么知道这孩子是不是我的？

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‎好吧 他是我儿子

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‎在这件事情上我就不混蛋了

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‎可我现在该怎么办？

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‎去跟他打个招呼

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‎要知道 一个好爸爸是最性感的了

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‎是哦 这句话我听过

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‎杰斯帕！

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‎你好呀 杰斯帕

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‎我是国王…

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‎你这混…

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‎哇 你的胳膊真的很强壮！

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‎但还是不要朝你老爸
‎扔太多棍子和石头了吧

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‎我是你爸爸 杰斯帕

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‎你做得很好

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‎继续呀 从正面靠近
‎他就不会咬你了

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‎如果他开始咆哮 赶快退开

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‎别碰他的鱼 除非你不想要手指头了

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‎那个…

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‎如果让那些鳟鱼看到你的影子
‎你是一条也抓不到的

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‎好了 第三个孩子

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‎这孩子我要好好教养

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‎天啊

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‎我手上又出了第二个德里克

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‎嘿 好痒啊

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‎简单的生活

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‎我做了太久穿着豪华裤子的大人物

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‎在这荒郊野外 我连裤子都不用穿

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‎我想要的一切都在这里了

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‎那你的城堡呢？

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‎碧妮会把它掌管好的

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‎那只大松鼠？

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‎可如果你留在这儿
‎爱你的人不会想你吗？

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00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,751
‎维普和瓦普？他们没事的

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00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,711
‎我可以永远留在这里

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‎拜托关上窗户吧

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‎杰斯帕 宝贝
‎如果你睡不着 就去杀点什么玩

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‎熊崽子 天使要接你去天堂了吗？

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‎有让熊居住的天堂吗？

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‎杰斯帕！

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‎深夜兔兔派对

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‎半人半熊

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‎那些傻子就是
‎对这种生物多样性感兴趣

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‎谁会给小熊崽子一把刀啊？

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‎这年头当爸妈的都太不上心了

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‎-杰斯帕！
‎-熊崽子！

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00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,061
‎-你在哪里？
‎-是我 你爸

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‎快来找妈妈

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00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,940
‎如果你回来 我保证不冲你吼

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‎除了现在

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‎你整个冬眠期都可以不用睡觉

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‎这可是价值39分钱的好网啊

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‎到此为止了

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‎熊崽子 循着这根
‎美味雪茄的气味找过来吧

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‎什么…

328
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‎天啊！

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‎可怜的杰斯帕 他超级易燃的

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‎-厄苏拉！
‎-你去找杰斯帕

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‎熊崽子！

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00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:15,674
‎杰斯帕 不要！

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00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,635
‎别走上那根燃烧的木头！

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00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,846
‎我怎么跟你说的？

335
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,098
‎杰斯帕 往上爬

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‎厄苏拉 把手给我

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00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,404
‎抓住你了

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‎索格！

339
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,367
‎厄苏拉！不！

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‎我们这是被诅咒了吗？

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‎别担心家族诅咒的事 杰斯帕

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00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,840
‎我没有哭 孩子

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‎都是被烟熏的 知道吗？

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00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,303
‎你妈妈…

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00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,724
‎她是一位特殊的女性…

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00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,434
‎熊…熊夫人

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‎我现在该拿你怎么办呢？

348
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,985
‎我已经把能教的都教给了你
‎我还能做什么呢？

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‎你属于这片森林

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‎你不会喜欢城堡的
‎那里没有树、不能钓鱼

351
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,784
‎蜂蜜也都是装在罐子里
‎而不是要从蜂窝里掏

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00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,580
‎你得去好好做一只熊

353
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,833
‎咱俩分道扬镳吧

354
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,549
‎爸爸 你要去哪？

355
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,136
‎天啊

356
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,683
‎过来 杰斯帕

357
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,024
‎原来你会说话呀？

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00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,359
‎那你之前怎么都不开口？

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‎因为你一直说个不停

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‎你的笑声也很烦人

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00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:04,991
‎真不愧是我儿子

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