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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Hey! ♪

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[somber instrumental music playing]

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[Zøg whistles] Beanie!

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Hey, you're alive!

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-Yay!
-[Oona] Crazy girl!

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[Luci] Bean in the house!

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[Elfo exclaiming]

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[grunts]

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Oh, Bean, every time I find you alive
is such nice surprise.

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You never hugged me because I was alive.

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I hate this family.

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[Elfo] So, what the heck happened?

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How'd you manage
to get back to shore before us? Huh?

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Oh, a sea turtle gave me a ride back.
That's what happened.

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Sea turtles aren't that fast.

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Why does… Why does it matter?

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We're concerned with sea turtles now?

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Just be happy I'm alive.

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-Like I am.
-Jeez.

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Okay, I will take that answer
at face value and not ask you about

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that mysterious, new necklace
you're obviously hiding.

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[Luci] Listen up, y'all,
Queen Bean is back from the dead

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and orders you to spend
your money at Luci's pub.

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[Bean] I didn't really, but whatever.

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[Luci] Half-eaten nachos half-off
for all pants-crappin' low lives.

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[Elfo] Ha! That's me.

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[Luci] Come and get it.
Drink up, you scumbags.

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[squirrels chittering]

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Hmm?

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[birds screeching]

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[animals scrambling]

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Oh, no, they're back.

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Yee-haw!

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Uh-uh, I've always been a firm believer
in "stand your ground" until now.

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Okay, girls, set wings to haul ass.

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Look at all the romance all over there.

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Everyone's got someone but me.

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And I'm the King.

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King of loneliness.

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And the duke of horniness. [sighs]

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[grumbles] At least Oona knows
how heartbreak feels.

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[Oona screaming]

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[sighs] Back for 20 minutes and already
the solitude is more than I could bear.

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Bear…

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Ursula the bear. [sighs]

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Eh, Bean, do you mind?

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I'm trying to be depressed over here.

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I was here first, Dad.

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Aw, sweetie…

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All right, what's going on?

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You only "Aw, sweetie" me
if you just executed one of my friends.

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Look, Porky was a mistake.

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I just want to know…

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-Are you happy?
-What?

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[hesitating] Yeah, I mean,
I have my very own kingdom.

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Great friends.

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Except, Porky's gone now.

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I have this bitching crown--

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Hold on a minute,
you didn't answer my question.

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Are you happy?

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Yeah… No.

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[hesitates] What's happy, really?

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Oh, my God, you're in love.

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Oh, jeez. I'm sorry.

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I don't know what I was thinking--

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Maybe I am.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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The thing is,
I just don't know what's going on.

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Oh, yeah, I've been there.

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And when you finally do
figure it out, it's too late.

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That's exactly what I'm afraid of.

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One moment,
it's all ukuleles in moonlight,

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and then it's just gone.

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Is there something wrong with me?

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Why can't I stop thinking
about that stupid, perfect mermaid?

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Mermaid, huh?

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Hey, if you don't like it,
I will fight you.

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[laughs]

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You know, my first love
was a mermaid, too.

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-Really?
-Oh, like father, like daughter.

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Oh, boy, that was a doozy.

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It didn't work out.

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I mean, we were so different.

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She was a blonde, I had red hair.

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And mermaid culture…
Oof, so much wetter than ours.

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Oh.

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-Did she break your heart?
-Worse.

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We broke each other's hearts.

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Yeah, that's the scary part.

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Uh, story of my life.

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I was always too afraid to try.

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Remember Ursula?

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Ursula the bear?

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Yeah, I remember Ursula.

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She thought I was a giant squirrel.

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Man, I was crazy about her,

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but I always told myself
it wasn't the right time.

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It's only now that I realize
that there's never a right time for love.

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-Love is always risky.
-And confusing.

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-And freaky.
-And scary.

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And sweet.

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And unexpected, like a sucker punch.

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-Boom!
-Ow. [groans]

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I'll come back later.

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Dad, if you think Ursula's the one,
you've got to try.

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[grumbles] You think so?

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Don't let fear
get in the way of happiness.

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Get out of here
and go find that destructive bear-woman.

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-I'll watch the throne.
-Really?

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Thanks, Beanie. [laughs]

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[kisses] You give good advice.

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You know what I wish?

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You'd take it once in a while.

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I'll think about it…

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every night…

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for the rest of my life.

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[sighs]

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Page boy, take the throne. [sighs]

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I could so overthrow you.

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Sorcerio, whip me up some kind of
magic potion to attract bears!

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Oh, you've come to the right place.

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You have your choice.

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Rancid butter, fermented salmon oil

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or hot garbage juice.

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All of the above.

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Oh, my.

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Start smearing.

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[grunting]

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King Zøg, you didn't sign out.

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Where are you going?

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Don't follow me.
I'm on a secret mission. [grunts]

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"Secret mission"? What does that mean?

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That means we follow him in secret.

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[Zøg] No, it doesn't!

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[animal chitters]

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[birds chirping]

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Ah, all alone.

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Just me and the sounds of the forest.

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Who's there?

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[Turbish imitates chirping]

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The hell kind of bird is that?

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[Turbish] Tit willow.

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[exclaims]

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Ow!

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Okay, now listen.

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I want you to stay far away from me.

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Watch the direction I go,
and you go the opposite way. Far!

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Opposite means the same.

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[exclaims] Go!

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Ugh. Dumbasses.

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[Turbish] We can still hear you.

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Oh, jeez, well, stop listening, damn it!

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-[Turbish] Yes, sir.
-Don't say, "Yes, sir."

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-[Turbish] No, sir.
-Don't say nothing!

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[Turbish] Silence, sir.

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Now it's time for the real hunt.

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Love.

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-[Turbish] Love?
-[exclaims] You! Come on.

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[Turbish] Come on.

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-[grunts]
-[Turbish grunts]

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-Will you shut up!
-[Turbish] You shut up!

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I'm going to kill you.

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[Turbish] You have to find me first.

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[Mertz] Ow.

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[Turbish] Ha-ha. You shot Mertz.

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[grunting]

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That's it, Tubby. You know the way.

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Yes, the way to the buffet. [laughs]

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You see, that was a joke
because he's a fat man.

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Yes, yes, and you're just big boned.

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[Zøg panting]

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[grunting]

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It's that crown-stealing moose
that's always making a fool out of me.

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Ow!

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No!

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What do you need two crowns for?

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What, do you think you're better than me?

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[bear cub laughs]

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Oh. It's a wee little bear cub.

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Ain't you the sweetest--
Ow! You little bastard!

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Why, I… Don't make me come up there. Ow!

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Right in the old soft spot.

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I'll murderlize that bear.

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[bear cub laughs]

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Okay, you got the higher ground now,
but I swear I'll be back with stilts.

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[groans]

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I must be getting close
to where the bears live,

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or at least
where they dump their crummy kids.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Luci scatting]

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♪ Drip ♪

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How can I get over you
when you're not even here to reject me?

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[crowd] ♪ Hey! ♪

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Bean? Are you okay?

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You're not drinking.

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I brought you a beer.

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Oops. Sorry. I just finished it.

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Oh. Hey, guys, pull up a rock.

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Bean, what's wrong?

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You look like you could use the advice
of two ignorant but well-meaning friends.

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-[sighs]
-I know what it is.

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You've been bummed out
ever since you found out

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that your people were cruel,
bloodthirsty savages.

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But you know what I say?

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Let it go.

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You're perfect
and you're beautiful and life is good.

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Are you drunk?

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I am a little, but that's not the point.

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Listen to me. Hey! Come here.

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Look at me.

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Listen to me.

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It's okay.

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God, your cheeks are like rubber.

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Rubbaba, rubbaba…

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[exclaiming]

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It's been a long day.

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Let's just go home
and stare at the ceiling.

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[groans] It's so far and it's all uphill.

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And I've got corns on my bunions.

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Elfo, can you carry me?

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I know a shortcut.

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Hmm?

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[thunder claps]

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These bones…

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animal carcasses, picnic baskets…

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[sniffs]

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I'd know that smell anywhere.

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Ursula, baby, it's me, Zøg!

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Uh, don't be frightened.

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I ain't as furry these days,
I got a haircut from Big Jo.

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Ah, never mind.

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I missed you.

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-[roars]
-[Zøg exclaims]

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[grunts and groans]

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Uh…

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You know, I almost got mauled back there.

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Oh, you still got a mauling coming.

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[both exclaim]

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Ooh, what is that intoxicating stank?

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[chuckles] It doesn't just attract flies.

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Okay, smart guy, which way to the castle?

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Definitely the left tunnel.

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Definitely the right tunnel.

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Fine, I'm going this way.

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Ah! Darkness!

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[Bean] What the--

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[all scream]

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[Luci and Elfo groan]

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[Elfo] This is kind of peaceful.

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[screams] Skeletons!

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[P.T.] A genuine, first edition,
near mint forest selkie?

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Oh, she'll be perfect for my freak show.

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I told you Zøg was into some sick
predilections of the earth side variety.

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Y'all gon' let me go now, right?

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Hell no.

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Who's going to show us
where all the undocumented badgers are?

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And a racist antelope
will really bring in the rubes.

259
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,452
Yeah, see, that's why I came out here.

260
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,579
I don't think I can be apart from you.

261
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:08,872
There's this attraction.

262
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,749
Do you know what magnets are?

263
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,584
-No.
-We go together.

264
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,086
You know, peanut butter and jelly?

265
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,337
-No.
-A lock and key?

266
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,630
-No.
-Shoes and socks?

267
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,549
-No.
-Needle and thread?

268
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,843
-[chuckles] No.
-Waffles and more waffles?

269
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:21,760
Definitely not.

270
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,931
Zøg, I spend most of my life as a bear,
I don't have a big need for metaphors.

271
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,099
What the hell's a metaphor?

272
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,142
[chuckles] Humans use them

273
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,228
because they're afraid
to say things directly.

274
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,522
Well, I ain't afraid of nothing no more.

275
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:38,193
Ursula, I love you more
than anything else in my life,

276
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:41,238
you know, except my kid. Kids.

277
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,283
Do you know this one? Husband and wife?

278
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,576
Uh-uh.

279
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,578
I love you, Zøg.

280
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,580
And I'm glad we're talking
about this because--

281
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,415
Hey, it's that little bastard bear boy.

282
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,251
He's been whipping pine cones at my head.

283
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,546
[laughs] Look at him, starting at the top.

284
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:02,593
Spiky red hair, bulbous nose,
psychotic disposition.

285
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:06,221
Moving down, ample belly, muscular calves.

286
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,974
Eh, it's like looking at me
if I was a little less hairy.

287
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,809
Whoa!

288
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,112
I can't believe
this is where the big battle happened.

289
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,240
Actually, it looks more like
a slaughter than a battle.

290
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,034
This guy got stabbed in the back.

291
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,453
This guy got stabbed in the front.

292
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,831
And this guy's got 12 forks in his skull!

293
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,207
Calm down, buddy.

294
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,626
These are just elf bones.

295
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,670
The actual elves
are down in Hell at the big barbecue.

296
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,255
We barbecue elves.

297
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,465
Go to hell, Elfo.

298
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,799
Okay, you know what, Bean?

299
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,427
I thought I was okay with this,
but I don't know.

300
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,720
I don't know anymore.

301
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,055
This looks like an elficide.

302
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,515
There's just as many
human skeletons down here.

303
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,434
No, those aren't human skeletons,

304
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:57,230
they're elf skeletons standing
on the shoulders of other elf skeletons.

305
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,107
I'm sorry we took your cast or whatever,

306
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,360
but we won,
and it looks like it was a fair fight.

307
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,819
-[bone creaks]
-[Bean] Hmm?

308
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,454
[all grunting]

309
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,797
[exclaims]

310
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:24,758
[all groaning]

311
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,263
[exclaims]

312
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,683
[inhales]

313
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,480
But I'm too old to have another kid.

314
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,774
Bean nearly killed me, last week!

315
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,318
Oh. But Jasper is such a sweetie.

316
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,028
He'll totally want to play with you.

317
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,989
Up until he reaches 600 pounds.

318
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,448
Then we may want to rethink things.

319
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,700
That's not the point.

320
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,618
How do I know he's even mine?

321
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,828
[Jasper grumbling]

322
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,748
Okay, he's mine.

323
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,542
I ain't going to be a jerk about it.

324
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,210
But what do I do now?

325
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,962
Go say hello.

326
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,715
[whispers] You know, nothing
is more sexy than a good dad.

327
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,466
Yeah, I heard that one before.

328
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,845
Oh, Jasper!

329
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,430
[grumbling]

330
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,224
Hey there, Jasper.

331
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,434
I'm King--

332
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,853
Ow! Son of a…

333
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:21,732
Wow, you do got a strong arm there!
[chuckles nervously]

334
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:26,528
But maybe don't toss so much
sticks and stones at your old man, eh?

335
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,822
I'm your dad, Jasper.

336
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,199
[groans]

337
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,037
You're doing great.

338
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,373
Go on, he won't bite
if approached from the front.

339
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,333
If he starts growling, back away quickly.

340
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,003
Don't touch his fish
if you want to keep your fingers.

341
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,339
You know, ah…

342
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,259
You're not gonna catch
any trout if they see your shadow.

343
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,386
Mmm.

344
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,601
-Huh? Huh?
-Huh. Huh.

345
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,191
Okay, kid number three.

346
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,026
This one I'm going to get right.

347
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:17,704
[coughs]

348
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,045
[exclaims]

349
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:26,880
[log thuds]

350
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,591
[both laugh]

351
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,052
[Jasper squeals]

352
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,639
Oh, jeez.

353
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,100
Got another Derek on my hands.

354
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:40,769
[groans]

355
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,314
[giggling] Hey, that tickles.

356
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,441
Ah, the simple life.

357
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,945
For too long, I've been living
like a big shot fancy pants.

358
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,322
Out here, I don't need any pants.

359
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,991
I got everything I want right here.

360
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,368
What about your castle?

361
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,620
Uh, Beanie's got that under control.

362
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,788
The giant squirrel?

363
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,249
But if you stay here,
won't your loved ones miss you?

364
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,751
Vip and Vap? Eh, they'll be fine.

365
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,711
I could stay here forever.

366
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,589
[wind howls]

367
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,925
[Zøg] Ah. Close the window, will you?

368
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,804
[Jasper yelps]

369
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:19,891
Jasper, honey,
if you can't sleep, go kill something.

370
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,518
[Jasper squeals]

371
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,147
Bear Boy, are the angels
taking you to heaven?

372
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,606
Is there a bear heaven?

373
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,280
Jasper!

374
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:36,741
Late-night bunny party.

375
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,369
[bunnies screeching]

376
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,498
Half human, half bear.

377
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,793
That's the kind of biodiversity
that pulls in the suckers.

378
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,212
Karn sarnit!

379
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,214
Who gives a knife to a bear cub?

380
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,425
The lack of parental concern these days.

381
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,221
[Jasper grunting rhythmically]

382
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,184
-[Ursula] Jasper!
-[Zøg] Bear Boy!

383
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,061
-Where are you?
-It's me, Dad.

384
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,104
Come to Mama.

385
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,940
If you come back,
I promise I won't yell at you.

386
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,317
Except right now.

387
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,360
I'll let you stay up
past your hibernation.

388
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,197
That was a good 39-cent net.

389
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,364
Oh, that's it.

390
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,118
[laughs maliciously]

391
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,915
Bear Boy, come towards
the smell of this delicious cigar.

392
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,082
Whoa!

393
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,376
What the…

394
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,961
[bunnies screeching]

395
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,171
[screams]

396
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,505
[unicorn screeches]

397
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,423
Oh, dear!

398
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,183
[Ursula and Zøg grunting]

399
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,394
Poor Jasper, he's extremely flammable.

400
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,148
-Ursula!
-Just find Jasper.

401
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,502
[Zøg] Bear Boy!

402
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,755
[Jasper cries]

403
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:15,674
[Ursula] Jasper, no!

404
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,635
[Zøg] Ah, don't cross the burning log!

405
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,970
[Ursula exclaims]

406
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,846
[Zøg] What'd I tell you?

407
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,098
[Ursula] Jasper, climb.

408
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,102
[Jasper and Ursula exclaim]

409
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:35,026
[Zøg] Ursula, give me your hand there.

410
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,404
-[Ursula grunts]
-[Zøg] Got you.

411
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,531
[Ursula] Zøg!

412
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,367
[Zøg] Ursula! No!

413
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,537
What are we, cursed?

414
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,249
Don't worry about
the family curse, Jasper.

415
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,840
I'm not crying, boy.

416
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,009
It's all this smoke. See?

417
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,303
Your mom…

418
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,724
she was a special lady…

419
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,434
Bear… Lady Bear.

420
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,770
Ah, what am I going to do with you now?

421
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,188
[sobs]

422
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,985
I mean, I taught you the things
I could, what else can I do?

423
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,820
You belong out here in the woods.

424
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,240
You wouldn't like the castle,
there's no trees, no fishing,

425
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,784
and honey comes in a jar
and not in a hive.

426
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,202
[sobs]

427
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,580
Oh, you've got to go be a bear.

428
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,833
You go that way and I'll go this way.

429
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,549
Papa, where are you going?

430
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,509
Oh.

431
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,136
Jeez.

432
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,683
Come here, Jasper.

433
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,024
All this time you could talk?

434
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,359
Why didn't you say nothing?

435
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,235
[Jasper] Well, you never shut up.

436
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,445
[Zøg laughs]

437
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,698
[Jasper] Your laugh is annoying, too.

438
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:04,991
[Zøg] That's my boy.

439
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,832
[closing theme music playing]