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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎爸爸？他沉下去了！

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‎谁来帮帮忙啊！

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‎我能看见你在上面

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‎是你吗 特比希？

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‎我来救人

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‎别了 特比希 你个懦夫！

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‎我来救您 陛下

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‎陛下？

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‎陛下？

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‎小碧 你还活着吗？

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‎活着的话就动动腿

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‎有只鸟在啄我

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‎我在尽快凿墙了

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‎在奶油硬糖矿场的十年工作经验
‎总算派上用场了

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‎什么？

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‎-路西 给我搭把手
‎-这个应该能行

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‎卡住了

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‎她一时半会儿是出不来了

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‎等一下 我干吗跟着坠落啊？
‎我有翅膀

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‎放手 你们两个傻大个！太重了

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‎休想！要活一起活 要死一起死

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‎-我们说好了的
‎-才怪

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‎-我们约定过的
‎-没有

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‎我很确定我们约定过

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‎我可是偷偷签过婚前协议的

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‎什么协议？关于我们分手的吗？

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‎我不知道 我不识字

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‎路西…

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‎-闭嘴 艾弗
‎-闭嘴 艾弗

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‎你俩小心了

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‎我爸爸就是在这里消失的

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‎别担心 这里离螃蟹的地盘远着呢

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‎好吧 我的愿望刚刚成真了

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‎你的愿望是什么 小碧？

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‎很好笑 你们两个别闹了

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‎第36章：寄生期完全指导

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‎这是什么地方？

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‎希望这里有毛巾

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‎看起来好像爸爸强迫仆人们
‎修建的那座游戏城堡啊

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‎他还让仆人的小孩住进去
‎好让我学习如何对人发号施令

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‎是的 爸爸？

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‎路西？

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‎艾弗！

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‎哦 不！

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‎他们对你做了什么
‎我可怜、勇敢、帅气的小甜心艾弗？

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‎继续说

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‎但要小声点

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‎我的天…我刚跟你说什么来着？

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‎艾弗 到底怎么回事？

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‎天啊 你可真不会听指挥！

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‎我在躲避敌人

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‎那边有个底座没人

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‎站上去 伪装成一尊雕像

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‎我才不干

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‎而且你这样子太可笑了 来吧

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‎把那加热盘扔了

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‎你以为我死了的时候
‎可比这温柔多了

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‎发生了什么事？你被什么拖下水的？

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‎我不记得了

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‎我晕过去了 都怪我太勇敢

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‎好吧 我们去找索格和路西吧
‎得有人调剂我们的关系

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‎爸爸？路西？爸爸？

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‎-路西？
‎-路西？

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‎-路西！
‎-路西！

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‎路西！

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‎-路西！
‎-别担心 路西

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‎你最棒的特征还在…你的大鼻子

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‎我真该踹你屁股

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‎-你看到路西了吗？
‎-你就是路西

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‎不是 我是说我的身体 笨蛋

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‎上半身的坏主意需要下半身来执行

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‎哎呀 你在那里

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‎前手直拳 后手直拳

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‎-前手直拳！上勾拳！
‎-没打中

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‎后手直拳！

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‎现在踢他的鹌鹑蛋

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‎它们没那么小

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‎好吧 踢他的小鸡蛋

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‎这还差不多 谢了

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‎噢 我的鹌鹑蛋

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‎好了 够了

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‎我袖手旁观太久了

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‎有那么一瞬间我挺想你的
‎现在一切如旧了

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‎是什么抓你们下来的？

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‎有一群恶心的海洋鼻涕虫
‎长着像钉子一样锋利的牙齿

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‎钩子一样尖锐的指甲
‎还有牙齿一样锋利的爪子

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‎我勉强死里逃生

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‎我爸爸呢？它们把他带到哪去了？

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‎不知怎地 我们在我逃跑时走散了
‎我也没回头看

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‎我们必须找到他

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‎是吗？最近索格为我做过什么？

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‎那家伙还以为我是只猫呢

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‎不好意思哦
‎我可是混乱和毁灭的恶魔代言人

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‎只不过恰好喜欢被人揉肚子而已

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‎小碧 我记得你也喜欢别人揉你肚子

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‎-是不是？
‎-是

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‎好吧 我给你揉揉 就这一次

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‎-别让我后悔
‎-太爽了

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‎好了 太过了 你陶醉过头了

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‎-小碧 我欠你个人情
‎-好吧

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‎我们去救我爸爸

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‎天啊…这里的一切都好可爱
‎还湿漉漉的

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‎我们好像来到了一座精灵城堡

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‎为什么在海底建城堡？

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‎是啊 我们甚至都不喜欢洗澡

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‎嘿 白痴们
‎这地方以前不是在水底下的

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‎它原本跟梦之国的城堡连在一起

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‎糟了 爸爸！它们要杀他

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‎很好 来不及救他了

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‎那我们就专心自救吧？

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‎滴滴答答滴滴答 该死

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‎爸爸 不！

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‎走开 你们这些恶心的东西
‎不然我踩得你们肠穿肚烂

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‎小碧 你做什么啊？

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‎它们不是想杀你吗？

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‎-你尖叫了
‎-我当然尖叫了 兴奋到尖叫！

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‎看！这些恶心的怪胎守着一座
‎不折不扣的金矿呢 遍地珠宝

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‎和黄金！

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‎你敢信吗？我们发财了！

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‎什么叫“我们发财了”？

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‎这不是它们的财宝吗？

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‎她的意思是说 内在的财富更重要

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‎真想不到你居然这么贪婪 艾弗

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‎你笑什么？

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‎红宝石刮搔到我奶头了 好痒

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‎我们可以走了吗？
‎这家伙看我的眼神好奇怪

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‎你们好

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‎欢迎来到海洋矮怪的家园

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‎我是德利泊国王

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‎是哦 很好

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‎你们这些金银珠宝
‎小饰品和战利品都是从哪弄来的？

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‎你说的“金银珠宝”是什么？

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‎这些亮晶晶的东西
‎都是我们在沉船里找到的

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‎是海洋的馈赠

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‎-感谢海洋！
‎-感谢海洋！

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‎-那这座城堡呢？
‎-是我们的家

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‎我们很久以前就搬进来了

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‎零首付哦

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‎你们为什么带我们来这里？

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‎我们以为他是一头美味的海象
‎想抓回来吃

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‎但之后我们发现他的脸
‎跟金币上的男人脸一模一样

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‎你可是这里的名人呢

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‎-金币男
‎-金币男

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‎矮胖笨重的金币男！

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‎所以我们邀请你作为贵宾
‎出席我们今天下午的特殊早午餐

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‎感谢你们的热情
‎但我们不能留下 我们有好多…

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‎有好多时间呢

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‎我们当然可以留下

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‎它们这么轻信于人
‎如果不好好利用就太失礼了

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‎-轻信？
‎-轻信？

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‎很抱歉 我爸爸不是有意冒犯你们的

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‎没关系

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‎我们没有思想 脑子里基本都是浆糊

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‎对

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‎嘿 德利泊
‎既然我们待会要一起吃饭

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‎你先带我在你城堡里逛逛怎么样？

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‎看看你的保险库
‎你存放手推车的房间？

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‎好 但小心脚下

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‎这里满地都是绿宝石

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‎小碧 艾弗 你们知道该怎么做

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‎好吧 你就打算
‎盲目听从我爸的吩咐？

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‎小碧 我很清楚我现在做的事情
‎在道德层面是怎样的观感

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‎但等我在红宝石堆里打滚的时候

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‎有的是时间去操心这些

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‎爸爸 别再偷东西了

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‎你在让我、让梦之国和全人类蒙羞

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‎我？那艾弗呢？

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‎他甚至都不是人

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‎好疼 我的鹌鹑蛋

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‎跟他说理没用 艾弗疯了

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‎我很清醒

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‎那是什么？

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‎海盐、姜、少许柠檬汁
‎搭配轻微烧焦的我的表亲罗杰

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‎毒囊不建议食用

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‎请享用！

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‎麻烦把表亲罗杰和凉拌卷心菜递过来

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‎是我出现幻觉了吗？
‎我的食物好像刚刚对我眨眼睛了

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‎我还活着

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‎把我藏在你肠子里偷偷带出去

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‎谢谢

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‎这个地方让我想起了那个古老的传说

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‎-你记得吗 碧妮？
‎-什么？不记得

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‎就是…我们从精灵手上
‎窃取梦之国的故事

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‎那是我最喜欢的睡前故事

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‎-什么鬼？
‎-艾弗 拜托

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‎-什么？
‎-你这个法西斯！

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‎嘿 我一直以为
‎那只是童话故事 好吗？

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‎每一任国王
‎都会跟他的继承人说这个故事

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‎但我当时确实挺纳闷
‎他为什么让我发誓保密的

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‎还威胁我
‎要是我告诉我朋友 就杀了我

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‎什么？我还以为我们是英雄呢

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‎原来我们才是坏人

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‎等吃完点心 我们就开战

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‎那是好久以前的事了

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‎别生气 艾弗

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‎我要用这把小叉子把你的眼球捅出来

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‎对艾弗而言 那是普通大小的叉子

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‎我尊重你的死亡威胁

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‎把那个银质肉汁船递给我
‎我们开打吧！

201
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,421
‎这也太离谱了

202
00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:33,008
‎我的统治方针就是仁慈和包容

203
00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:36,011
‎还有树立一个酷炫的女王形象

204
00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:36,929
‎对 宝贝儿

205
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,848
‎爸爸 我们必须弥补祖先犯下的错

206
00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:43,018
‎也就是说
‎不能拿走不属于我们的东西

207
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,436
‎见鬼！

208
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,980
‎我干吗非要生一个有思想的女儿？

209
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,607
‎我们快离开这儿吧

210
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,484
‎你们不能走！

211
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,237
‎交配仪式就快开始了

212
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,864
‎是哦 不了 谢谢

213
00:10:56,407 --> 00:11:00,119
‎我们对观看鼻涕虫式的群交场面
‎不感兴趣

214
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,330
‎-听起来好恶心
‎-才不恶心呢 但愿如此？

215
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,249
‎他们在我们之前就来到了这里

216
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,209
‎还把表亲罗比分给我们吃

217
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,669
‎-是罗杰
‎-对

218
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,254
‎我们要尊重他们的文化

219
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,590
‎我们要坐在这里
‎欣赏这个恶心的交配仪式

220
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:18,011
‎也许在那之后
‎他们也能过来看我们的交配仪式

221
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:22,182
‎我们有一个变态秘密社团
‎我想你应该会感兴趣

222
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,060
‎不行 我们永远不能浮出水面

223
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:27,354
‎阳光会把我们瞬间晒干

224
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,314
‎变得像这句皱巴巴的尸体一样？

225
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:32,818
‎那是我的第三任妻子 拉什
‎不过 你说得没错

226
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‎产卵活动开始

227
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,370
‎来做吧！

228
00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,455
‎很好

229
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:49,001
‎给 拿着这颗神圣的珍珠…

230
00:11:56,008 --> 00:12:01,388
‎人类 他们掳掠我们的糖果和城堡
‎现在又拿走我们的珠宝

231
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:04,600
‎等我们没有了利用价值
‎就把我们无情地扔进大海

232
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,268
‎那就是人类的风格

233
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,980
‎-爸爸 不行！
‎-让他拿去吧 小碧

234
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,733
‎反正珍珠也跟你的女汉子气质不搭

235
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,611
‎不行！还给我！

236
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,618
‎很好 瞧你都做了些什么 外交事故

237
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,039
‎不！

238
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‎该死

239
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,048
‎太好了！

240
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,300
‎不好！

241
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:40,803
‎拜托

242
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:49,853
‎什么鬼？

243
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,815
‎（英雄 精灵卫士、三明治艺术家）

244
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,949
‎斯特莱克？你怎么在这儿？

245
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,492
‎说话 你在里面吗？

246
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:08,288
‎告诉特比希…我…恨他

247
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,588
‎嘿 是梦之国的那个某某公主！

248
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:17,506
‎斯万？

249
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,758
‎不知道从哪儿来的维京人？

250
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,802
‎-嘿 小妞
‎-没兴趣

251
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,262
‎你今晚真漂亮

252
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,931
‎你们怎么了？

253
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,268
‎自从你把我们扔下活板门之后
‎发生好多事

254
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,854
‎对哦 哎呀 抱歉

255
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,188
‎你当然要道歉

256
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,898
‎但我没有怨恨

257
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,358
‎基本上只有这些幼虫

258
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,154
‎斯万 你能告诉我
‎你们到底怎么会变成这样的吗？

259
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,198
‎尽量用最不恶心的方式

260
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:44,408
‎那可太难了

261
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,577
‎我喉咙里有好多虫子

262
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:52,374
‎但总之 我们受邀参加了
‎一场热闹的交配仪式

263
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,750
‎交配仪式？

264
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,168
‎糟糕！我得走了

265
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,213
‎想要我帮你们结束痛苦吗？

266
00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,840
‎不用了

267
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,049
‎我喜欢当爸爸

268
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,473
‎大家好啊

269
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,184
‎没时间解释了
‎捂住你们身上的洞 我们快走

270
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,519
‎我们现在不能走 小碧

271
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:17,190
‎你难道不想观看交配仪式
‎然后交还我们偷走的所有东西吗？

272
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,819
‎他们人可好了
‎还说不会因为盗窃罪杀死我们呢

273
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,738
‎我们在尊重他们的文化 小碧

274
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,574
‎-尊重他们的文化
‎-尊重他们的文化

275
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:37,169
‎来吧 小碧
‎酷帅的小孩都在这么做呢

276
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,504
‎加入我们吧

277
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,716
‎我不用再眨眼睛了 加入我们

278
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,469
‎-加入我们
‎-加入我们

279
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,929
‎天啊

280
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,931
‎这不是邪教 这是信仰

281
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,475
‎-加入我们
‎-读一读我们的小册子

282
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,732
‎别闹脾气了 德里克
‎我好像看到了什么东西

283
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,276
‎我没在闹脾气 我得了坏血病

284
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,449
‎什么…

285
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,412
‎-你会喜欢的 小碧
‎-这样 一切都会变得更好

286
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,873
‎我以前总爱说：“做吧做吧”

287
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,750
‎但现在我会说：“不做也行”

288
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,378
‎是啊 以前我总纠结自己的屁屁

289
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,547
‎但现在我无所谓了
‎“随便吧 你爱怎么打它就怎么打”

290
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:26,176
‎屁股里塞了虫子 谁还需要财宝啊？

291
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,512
‎看见没 亲爱的？这没那么糟

292
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,972
‎而且我们越来越先进了

293
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,391
‎连女性都能孕育蠕虫宝宝了

294
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,101
‎那地下室那些人呢？

295
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,645
‎你把他们变成了孵卵僵尸
‎挂在天花板上

296
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,230
‎你见过残躯洞穴了？

297
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,107
‎啊不 是人类宿主孵化室

298
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,192
‎不对 是瞌睡婴儿房

299
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,903
‎来吧 小碧 真没你想的那么糟

300
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,571
‎一眨眼的功夫就完成了

301
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,740
‎瞧 我再放一只进去

302
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,118
‎看见没？它进去了

303
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,413
‎有点痒 好痒

304
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,425
‎看见没？

305
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,177
‎很简单的

306
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,929
‎你还想再来一只吗？

307
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:15,559
‎我喜欢虫子
‎但我不喜欢它们给我的感觉

308
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,977
‎把她的头转过去

309
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,027
‎要我救人 还是闪人？

310
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,697
‎-救人 你这淡蓝色女神
‎-跳上来！

311
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,202
‎信号

312
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:37,581
‎艾弗！

313
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,327
‎好恶心

314
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:21,166
‎各位 我现在是一名嗜血的海盗了
‎所以我什么也不在乎

315
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,293
‎可是 小碧在哪里？

316
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,671
‎救命啊！

317
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,007
‎闭嘴 还没到时候

318
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,343
‎救命！谁来救救我！

319
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,554
‎老天爷！撒旦！拜托！

320
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,098
‎爸爸…

321
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,517
‎妈妈！

322
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,436
‎对不起 我爱你…

323
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,289
‎开门啊

324
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,473
‎别担心 小碧总是能化险为夷

325
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,767
‎是啊 一向如此

326
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,230
‎可恶

327
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,399
‎我得走了

328
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:36,653
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