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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Hey ♪

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[Bean] Dad? He's gone under!

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Somebody help!

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I can see you up there.

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Is that you, Turbish?

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I'll do it.

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Farewell, Turbish, you coward!

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I'll save you, sire.

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[yelps]

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[muffled clang]

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Sire?

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Sire?

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Bean, are you alive?

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Move your leg if you're alive.

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[grunts] Ow.

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-[squawking]
-Ah! A bird's pecking at me.

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[grunting]

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I'm chiseling as fast as I can.

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That decade in the Butterscotch mine
is finally paying off.

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What?

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-[Elfo] Luci, give me a hand.
-This'll do.

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[grunts]

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[exclaiming]

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♪ La-da-di, la-da-da ♪

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[grunts]

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[grunting]

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It's stuck.

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She ain't getting out of there
anytime soon.

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-[floor rattles]
-Uh-oh.

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[all screaming]

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Oh, wait a minute. Why am I falling?
I've got wings.

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[grunts] Let go, you battle toads!
You're too heavy.

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No! Either we all survive,
or none of us do.

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-That's the deal.
-That's not the deal.

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-We made a deal.
-No, we did not.

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I'm sure we did.

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I signed a prenup secretly.

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That says what? We break up?

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I don't know. I can't read.

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Um, Luci…

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-Shut up, Elfo.
-Shut up, Elfo.

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[all screaming]

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-[exclaims]
-[gasps]

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[coughing]

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Careful, boys.

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This is the spot where my dad disappeared.

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Don't worry.
We're well beyond the crab zone.

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[gasps]

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Well, my wish just came true.

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What's your wish, Bean?

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[exclaims]

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Very funny, guys. Quit playing around.

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-[intense music playing]
-[muffled screaming]

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[screeching]

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[gasping heavily]

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[inhales deeply]

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[somber music playing]

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[gasps, coughs]

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What is this place?

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Ugh! I hope somewhere with towels.

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It's just like that play castle
Dad forced the servants to build

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and populate with their own children,
so I could learn to boss people around.

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Yeah. Dad?

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Luci?

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[gasps] Elfo!

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Oh, no!

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What have they done to you
my poor, sweet, brave, beautiful Elfo?

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[Elfo quietly] Go on.

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But keep it quiet.

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-[gasps]
-[shatters]

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Oh, my… What did I just say?

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Elfo, what the hell happened?

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[shushes] God, you're so bad
[loudly] at following instructions!

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[quietly] I'm hiding from the enemy.

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There's a free pedestal.

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Get on it and make like a statue.

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I'm not doing that.

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And you look ridiculous. Come on.

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And lose the chafing dish.

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[groans]

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You were nicer
when you thought I was dead.

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So, what happened?
What pulled you under water?

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I can't remember.

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I passed out.
You know, from being so brave.

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All right, let's go find Zøg and Luci
'cause this needs a buffer.

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[grunts]

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Dad? Luci? Dad?

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-Luci?
-[Luci] Luci?

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-Luci!
-Luci!

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[yelling] Luci! [grunts]

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-Luci!
-Don't worry, Luci.

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You still have your best feature…
your giant schnozzola.

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I should kick your ass for that.

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-Have you seen Luci?
-You are Luci.

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No, my body, dimwit.

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It's the lower part that does
the bad things the upper part thinks of.

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Eh, there you are.

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-Jab. Cross.
-[groaning]

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-Jab! Hook!
-Ow! Missed me.

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-Cross!
-[groans]

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Now kick him in the grapes.

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They're not that small.

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All right, kick him in the plums.

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That's better. Thank you.

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Ow!

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[groaning] Oh, my grapes.

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Okay, that's enough.

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I let it go on for too long.

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-[grunts]
-Ow!

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There was a moment where I missed you…

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-[Luci] Mmm.
-…and now we're back.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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So, what grabbed you guys?

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They were these disgusting little
sea slugs with teeth as sharp as nails,

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nails as sharp as claws
and claws as sharp as teeth.

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Barely got away with my life.

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What about my dad? Where'd they take him?

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Ah. Somehow we got separated
when I ran away and didn't look back.

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We have to find him.

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[scoffs] Really?
What has Zøg done for me lately?

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The guy still thinks I'm a cat.

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Excuse me, but I'm a demonic agent
of chaos and destruction

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who just happens to like belly rubs.

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Bean, last time I checked,
you like your belly rubbed.

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-Yea or nay?
-Yea.

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[scoffs] Okay, I'm doing this one time.

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[exclaiming in pleasure]

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-Don't make me sorry.
-That feels good, man.

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-Okay, too far. You went too far.
-[chuckling]

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-Bean, I owe you.
-Okay.

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Let's go get my dad.

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God… Everything in this place
is so cute and clammy.

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Whoa! I think we're in an elf castle.

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Why build a castle
at the bottom of the sea?

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Yeah, we don't even like taking baths.

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Hey, dumbasses, wasn't always underwater.

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It was attached to Dreamland Castle.

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[screaming in distance]

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Oh, no. Dad! They're killing him.

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Oh, good. We're too late.

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Shall we just save ourselves then?

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[sighs grimly]

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Inka-binka, tinka-binka. Damn it.

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[all gasp]

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[screaming]

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Dad, no!

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Back off, you slime bags,
or I'll stomp your guts out.

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Bean, what the hell are you doing?

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Aren't they tryin' to kill you?

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-You screamed.
-Of course I screamed. With glee!

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Look! These hideous freaks are sittin'
on a veritable gold mine of jewels

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and gold!

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[squeals]

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Can you believe it? We're rich!

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What do you mean, "We're rich"?

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Isn't it their stuff?

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What she means is what's more important
is that we're rich on the inside.

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[giggles]

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I can't believe you're that greedy, Elfo.

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[giggles]

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What you laughing at?

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Oh, the rubies are tickling my nipples.

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Can we go now?
This one's looking at me funny.

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[screeches]

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Hello.

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Welcome to the home of the sea Trøgs.

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I am King Dripo.

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Yeah, uh, great.

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Anyway, where did you get all this gold
and treasure and baubles and loot?

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What is this gold and money you speak of?

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All the sparklies here, we find
in the ships that sink from the surface.

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It's a gift from the water.

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[in unison] Thanks, water!

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-And this castle?
-Is our home.

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We moved in ages ago.

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Zero percent down.

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Well, why did you bring us here?

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We thought he was
a delicious walrus to eat.

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But then we realized his face was the same
as the gold-face man from the coins.

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You're a celebrity down here.

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[in unison] Coin man, coin man.

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Clumpy dumpy coin man!

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[laughing]

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So we invite you as guest of honor
at our special brunch this afternoon.

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Oh, um, that's really nice of you,
but we can't stay, we have so much--

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Time on our hands.

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Of course, we can stay.

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It'd be rude of us not to take advantage
of their gullibility.

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-Gullibility?
-Gullibility?

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I'm so sorry.
My Dad didn't mean to offend you.

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Well, that's quite all right.

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We don't have thoughts. It's mostly mucus.

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Yeah. [laughing]

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Hey, Dripo, uh, since we're hanging out,

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eh, how about you
show me around your castle?

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Uh, your vaults, the place where you keep
your wheelbarrows?

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Okay, but watch your step.

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We've got a terrible emerald problem.

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Bean, Elfo, you know what to do.

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Okay, so you're just gonna
blindly follow my dad's orders?

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Bean, I'm well aware of
the moral implications of what I'm doing.

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But I'll have plenty of time
to worry about that

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when I'm rolling in tickle rubies.

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[clinking]

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[sighs]

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Mmm.

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[whispers] Dad, you gotta quit stealing.

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You're embarrassing me
and Dreamland and humanity.

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Me? What about Elfo?

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He ain't even human.

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Ow, my raisins.

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Humph. There's no talking to him.
Elfo's gone Elfo.

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[chuckles] I'm a noun and a verb.

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What's that?

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Sea salt, ginger, a hint of lemon juice
over lightly seared my cousin Roger.

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You might want to eat around
the venom sac.

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Enjoy!

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Uh, pass the cousin Roger
and coleslaw, please.

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Oh… [grunts]

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Am I seeing things
or did my food just wink at me?

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[whispers] Shh! I'm still alive.

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Smuggle me out your large intestine.

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[yelps]

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Thank you.

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[chomps] You know, this place
reminds me of that old story.

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-You remember, Beanie?
-What? No.

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Ah! You know… about how we stole
Dreamland from the elves.

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It was my favorite bedtime story.

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-What the hell?
-Elfo, please.

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-What the hell?
-You cuddly fascist!

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Hey, I always just figured
it was a fairy tale, you know?

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Each daddy king
tells his future kiddy king.

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Though I did wonder
why I was sworn to secrecy

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and threatened with death
if I ever told any of my friends.

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What? I thought we were the heroes.

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Turns out we're the bad guys.

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After dessert, this means war.

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Uh, it was a long time ago.

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No hard feelings, huh, Elfo?

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I'm gonna stab your eyeballs
out with this mini fork.

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To Elfo that's a regular fork.

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I respect your death threat.

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Now hand me that silver gravy boat,
and let's beat it!

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This is crazy.

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My whole plan to rule
is about kindness and acceptance

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and being regarded as that queen
who's also cool.

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Yeah, baby.

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Dad, we have to atone
for what our ancestors did.

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That means, no taking things
that don't belong to us.

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Ah, damn it!

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Why'd I have to have a daughter
who can think?

254
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,691
Let's just get out of here, huh?

255
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,484
Oh, you must stay!

256
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:54,488
The mating ritual
is about to begin. Ha-ha.

257
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,864
Yeah. No, sorry.

258
00:10:55,948 --> 00:11:00,119
Mmm. We ain't so keen on seein'
a bunch of slugs going at it sluggy style.

259
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,330
-That's disgusting.
-No, it is not disgusting. I hope?

260
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,249
These people were here before us.

261
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,209
They shared cousin Robbie with us.

262
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,669
-Uh, it's Roger.
-Right.

263
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,254
We need to respect their culture,

264
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,590
so we're going to sit here
and enjoy this nasty mating ritual.

265
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:18,011
And maybe after that,
they can come see our mating ritual.

266
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:22,182
We've got a freaky secret society
I think you might actually really be into.

267
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:25,060
Oh, no. We could never go above water.

268
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:27,354
The sun dries us out instantly.

269
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,314
Oh, like this wrinkly cadaver?

270
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:32,818
That's my third wife, Rashi. But, yes.

271
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,988
Let the spawning begin.

272
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,782
[sea Trøgs vocalizing]

273
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,370
Do it!

274
00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,455
Noice.

275
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:49,001
Here, take this sacred pearl of…

276
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,294
[speaking indistinctly]

277
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,255
[exclaims and laughs]

278
00:11:55,507 --> 00:12:01,388
[scoffs] Humans. They swipe our candy,
our castle, and now our jewels.

279
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:04,600
And then when they're done with us,
they chuck us in the ocean.

280
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,268
That's the human way.

281
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,980
-Dad, no!
-Oh, let him have it, Bean.

282
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,733
Pearls don't go with your
whole tomboy femme thing anyway.

283
00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,611
No! Give it back!

284
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,785
[sarcastically] Oh, great.
Look what you did. A diplomatic incident.

285
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,038
[suspenseful music playing]

286
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,039
No!

287
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,500
[sighs grimly]

288
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:31,877
Damn it.

289
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,048
Yes!

290
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,300
No!

291
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:40,803
Come on.

292
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:49,853
What the hell?

293
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,151
[groans]

294
00:12:58,529 --> 00:12:59,571
Ho!

295
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,949
Striker? What are you doing down here?

296
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,492
Speak up. Are you in there?

297
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:08,288
Tell Turbish… I… hate him.

298
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,415
-Ho, ho!
-[eerie music playing]

299
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,588
Hey, it's Princess What's-Her-Name
of Dreamland!

300
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:17,506
Sven?

301
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,758
The Viking from Who Cares?

302
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,802
-Hey, girlie.
-Forget it.

303
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,303
You look hot tonight.

304
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,931
Uh-huh. What happened to you guys?

305
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,268
A lot since you dropped us
through that trapdoor.

306
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,854
[chuckles nervously] Right. Oopsie. Sorry.

307
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,188
Of course.

308
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,898
And I don't hold a grudge.

309
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,358
Mostly just larvae.

310
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,985
Ew! Ugh!

311
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,154
Listen, Sven, can you tell me
exactly how this happened

312
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,198
in the least gross way possible?

313
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:44,408
That's going to be hard.

314
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,577
I got a lot of worms in my throat.

315
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,453
[choking]

316
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:52,374
But anyway, we got invited to
the swing and mating ritual.

317
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,750
Mating ritual?

318
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,168
Oh, no! I gotta go.

319
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,213
Do you want me to put you
out of your misery?

320
00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,840
No, it's okay.

321
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,049
I like being a dad.

322
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,634
[coughs]

323
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,052
[Bean screaming]

324
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,473
[panting] Hi, everyone.

325
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,184
Guys, no time to explain.
Just cover your holes and let's roll.

326
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,519
We can't leave now, Bean.

327
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:17,190
Don't you want to watch the mating ritual
and give back all the stuff we stole

328
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,819
they so nicely said they won't kill us
for stealing?

329
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,738
We're respecting their culture, Bean.

330
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,574
-Respecting their culture.
-Respecting their culture.

331
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,243
[groaning]

332
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:33,790
[gasps]

333
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:37,169
Come on, Bean.
All the cool kids are doing it.

334
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,295
[groans]

335
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,504
Join us.

336
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,716
I don't need to blink anymore. Join us.

337
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,384
-[all] Join us.
-Oh…

338
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,469
[all] Join us.

339
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,929
Oh, God.

340
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,931
[Luci] It's not a cult, it's a religion.

341
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,475
-[sea Trøg] Join us.
-[Luci] Read our pamphlets.

342
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,732
Stop whimpering, Derek. I see something.

343
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,276
I'm not whimpering, I have scurvy.

344
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,449
[muffled] What the…

345
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,618
[grunting]

346
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,412
-You'll like it, Bean.
-Things are much better this way.

347
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,873
I used to be all like,
"Do it, do it, do it."

348
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,750
But now I'm like, "Or don't."

349
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,378
Yeah, I had this hang-up about my bum-bum,

350
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,547
but now I'm all, "Whatever, smack
that thing all you want."

351
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:26,176
Who needs treasure
when you got worms in your ass?

352
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,512
See, dear? It's not so bad.

353
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,972
And we're progressive.

354
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,391
Even females can have slime babies.

355
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,101
What about the people in the basement?

356
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,645
You turned them
into blob-hatching zombies.

357
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,230
You saw Carcass Cavern?

358
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,107
I mean, Human Host Hatchery?

359
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,192
I mean, Sleepy-time Nursery?

360
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,903
Oh, come on, Bean.
It's really not that bad.

361
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,571
It'll be over in a second.

362
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,740
Look, I'll put another one in.

363
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,118
See? Here it goes.

364
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,663
[chuckles] Oh, it tickles.
It tickles so much.

365
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,581
Ah… ah… ah!

366
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,667
[screaming]

367
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,507
[breathing heavily]

368
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,425
See?

369
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,093
[chuckles nervously, screams]

370
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,177
It's easy.

371
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,929
Do you want another one?

372
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,559
Um, I like the worms, but I don't like
the way they make me feel.

373
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,977
Turn her head.

374
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,520
[grunts]

375
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,856
[exclaiming in horror]

376
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:26,028
-Is rescue, or leave.
-[yelps]

377
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,697
-Is, you baby blue goddess.
-Hop on!

378
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,202
Signal.

379
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:36,663
[exclaims]

380
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:37,581
Elfo!

381
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,753
[sea Trøgs growling]

382
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,338
[inhales deeply]

383
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,259
[yelping]

384
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:03,857
[gasps]

385
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,782
[screeching]

386
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:13,950
[sizzling]

387
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,327
Argh! Gross.

388
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:21,166
Uh, guys, I'm a bloodthirsty pirate now,
so I don't care about nothing.

389
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,293
But, uh, where's Bean?

390
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,672
[Bean] Help. Help!

391
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,007
Shut up, Nadia.

392
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,510
Help me! Anyone!

393
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,554
Oh, God! Actually, Satan! Please!

394
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,098
Daddy…

395
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,474
[gurgling]

396
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,517
Mommy!

397
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,436
I'm sorry. I love you…

398
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,979
[gurgling]

399
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,289
[muffled] Open.

400
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,473
Oh, don't worry. Bean always makes it.

401
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,767
Yeah, always.

402
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,500
[uplifting music playing]

403
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,769
[bell chimes]

404
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:08,231
Damn it. [grunts]

405
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,399
I gotta go.

406
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,610
[uplifting music continues]

407
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,905
[groans softly]

408
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:16,489
[sighs]

409
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,512
[closing theme music playing]