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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Hey ♪

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[somber music playing]

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[man] Freedom! [grunts]

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Welcome to the Twinkletown Insane Asylum.

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Your new home.

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[suspenseful music swells]

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[honks]

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I don't believe
we've met before. I'm Chazzzzz.

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It's very pleasant here
except for the psycho ward.

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Ooh, boy!
You don't want to end up in there.

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That's where I live.
I can't believe they ever let me out.

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[honks]

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We've got you in a nice cozy little room
with your very own bucket.

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And your roommate will be…

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[vocalizing]

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Ooh!

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This will be good.

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Get in there, boy.

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I'm sorry, that was rude.

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I mean, right this way, Your Majesty.

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[grunts]

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[locks turning]

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[Chazzzzz] Oops. I almost forgot,
King Zøg, meet Giggles.

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Giggles, be nice.

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-Huh?
-[chuckles]

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-[honks]
-[laughs maliciously]

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-[honks]
-[malicious laughing continues]

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[Chazzzzz] You both still alive?

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I'll come back later.

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[honks]

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[snoring]

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[Giggles laughs maliciously]

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-[honking]
-[screams]

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Good morning, screwballs.

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Okay, Zøg, it's time for you
to have your first therapy session.

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The head doctor
will chazz your head real good.

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It's gonna be you, isn't it?
You're gonna be the guy, aren't you?

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Look at you, talking in full sentences.

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This place is helping you already.

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Wait here.

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Come in.

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Hey, Zøg. You can go right in.

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-[honks]
-What are you looking at?

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Here we go.

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-Chazzzzz!
-[honks]

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Welcome. Come in. Zøg, is it?

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-I'm Dr. Fulton.
-Chazzzzz!

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How many times have I told you
not to sit at my desk?

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It's more shock therapy for you.

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-Ha! I like shock therapy.
-Get out!

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-See you in the cafeteria.
-What?

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-It's Taco Tuesday.
-Very well.

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[sighs] Welcome. Come in. Zøg, is it?

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I'm Dr. Fulton. I mean, Mulberry.

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Dr. Fulton is dead.

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My, what a limp handshake.

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Why don't you drag
a chair over here and have a seat.

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Attaboy. You're a strong one.

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Confidentially, they
call this place an insane asylum,

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but to be honest,
that's dated and derogatory.

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I like to think of it
as more of a loony bin.

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Wait, that's offensive, too.

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How about a bughouse? No. Booby hatch?

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Funny farm? Laughing academy?

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I could go on, but you get the point.

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Tutti-frutti whack-shack.
How does that make you feel?

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Rancho delos nutos?

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-[honks]
-[babbling]

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Don't interrupt! Bozo's bunkhouse.

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The panic pit. Yo-yo inspection unit.

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Stop it! You're making me nuts!

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Very good. Our time is up for today.

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[honks]

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Did you see
Dr. Chazzzzz in there? He's dreamy.

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[grumbles]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[indistinct blabbering]

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After tacos, the inmates are free
to roam the courtyard till lights-out.

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-Lights out!
-[all grunting]

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[grunts]

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[honks]

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What are you doing?

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Your chalk outline's over there.

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-[Giggles chuckles]
-[Zøg honks]

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[Giggles] Honk quieter.

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[Zøg honks softly]

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[Giggles] That's too quiet.

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Giggles? Giggles, you up? [honks]

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I'm always awake, King-a-ling.

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Er, Giggles, you ever miss your family?

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Sure. I regret what I done to them.
What about you?

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Some of 'em, yeah, a lot.

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Bean, Derek, Oona, Freckles. [honks]

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I don't miss Dagmar.

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I don't miss uncle Clayton.
He struggled too much.

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Hey, Zøg. Do you struggle too much?

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[whimpers]

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Don't worry, there's no right answer.

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[honks]

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[splashing]

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[fly buzzing]

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[Zøg mumbling]

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No. Don't bury me alive.

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[snores and groans]

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I ain't no corpse.

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At least toss a sandwich in here.

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Hold the mustard.

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[snores] I can't keep dying like this.

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[honks]

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[sighs] Afraid of the old
premature burial, huh?

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[singing]
♪ Hushaby King-a-ling ♪

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♪ You're just having a nightmare ♪

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♪ But when you awake
Revenge I will take ♪

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♪ Now that I know your worst fear ♪

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[chuckles maliciously]

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[honks] We're talking about
our fears and things.

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Whoo! [snores]

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-[honks]
-Yeah, keep on honkin', Zøg.

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Welcome. Come in.

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Zøg, is it? I'm Dr. Bronson. I… [sighs]

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I mean, Pullman. I mean, Mulberry.

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Dr. Fenster is dead.

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-Uh… Yeah. We met yesterday.
-Ah! Wonderful.

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Step over to the crazy couch.

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Feel free to lie down.

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No, the other way.

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No, face up.

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There you go.

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What I like to do with my new patients
is start out by playing a little game.

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Do you like games?

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-Uh, not really.
-Good.

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I say a phrase, then you say
the first thing that comes to mind.

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Got it? Okay. Here we go.

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When I wake up in the morning,
the thing I most fear is…

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-Nothin'. I ain't afraid of nothin'.
-Mmm.

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For breakfast, I like to eat…

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Oatmeal. Cornflakes are too scary.

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Then as I start my day,
my biggest challenge is…

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Buttoning my pants.

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And the people
I encounter each day want me…

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-Dead.
-Mmm.

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And they are going to kill me by…

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Poisoning me, shooting me,

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shovin' me down the stairs,
feedin' me to the crabs.

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I've had these
delusional paranoid fantasies for…

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Ever. But, ah, I ain't paranoid, Doc.

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Really. Everyone is out to get me.
[chuckles]

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Ooh! And sometimes, I hear voices.

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Hmm. I see.

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Let's go on.

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Being confined in this asylum
for the rest of my life makes me feel…

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[exclaims] What are you talking about?

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The realization that
I'll never ever, ever, ever,

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ever leave the asylum
till I die makes me feel…

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Never ever leave the asylum till I die?

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You can't tell me what to do!

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I'm King! I control everything!

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I don't die until I say I die.

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But you're gonna die! Come here, you!

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[choking] Chazzzzz, Giggles, get in here!

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Zøg's flipping out!

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[Zøg honks]

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You go high, I'll go low.

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[grunts and screams]

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Welcome to the rubber room.

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[grunts]

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[honking]

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[Giggles] Look at him bounce.

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Bouncy, bouncy. I'll do the sound effects.

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[imitates bouncing sound]

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[Zøg continues honking]

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[Mulberry] Excellent. I'll check back
in the morning. Carry on.

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[both continue]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[groaning] I can't
take it no more, Giggles.

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I got to get out of here.

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You can escape from here.

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But you can never escape from here.

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Look at me, I'm perfectly normal,

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then I killed everyone in my family
except for my grandma.

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Then I escaped, and I killed my grandma.

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I dug my way out of this joint
with my grandma's skull.

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-It's good for scooping.
-Wait a minute, Giggles.

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You just said, you killed your grandma,

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then you said you used
your grandma's skull

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to dig your way out of here
to kill your grandma.

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How's that possible?

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Guy can have two grandmas.

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I gotta get out of here.

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[grunts]

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[muffled] Hand me that candle, will ya?

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The hell?
This tunnel only goes a few feet.

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[laughs]

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Oh! Did I forget to mention
there was a cave-in?

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-Huh?
-You know,

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that thing you were
talking about in your sleep.

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-What?
-Being buried alive.

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Yeah, it's happening to you right now.

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[screams]

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[honks]

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Oh! Not again.

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This is my worst death ever. Help!

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[laughs maliciously]

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[Zøg muffled] Help!

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Help!

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-I hear shouting.
-It sounds familiar.

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Very deep and gravelly.

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Aw! That poor building's crying for help.

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Jerry, if we stop at every building
that yells at us, we'll never get home.

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Just because you're beautiful
doesn't mean you get to be mean.

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Exactly.

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[Zøg yelling, muffled] Help!

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[exclaiming]

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I'm gonna die alone.
No one's gonna even know.

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-[Giggles muffled] I'll know.
-[groans]

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And will you do me a favor?

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When you die,
could you leave your skull on the shelf?

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Oh! Grandma's skull. Grandma's skull?

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[screams]

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[muffled screaming]

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Hey…

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You're okay, Zøg. You're okay.

224
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You're diggin' your way out of
a nuthouse with an old lady's head…

225
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You're okay.

226
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Not honkin' or nothin'.

227
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Just like this skull fragment,
my life is in my hands.

228
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I'm having a breakthrough,
and I'm about to break through.

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[Giggles muffled]
Hey, are you dead in there yet?

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No, Giggles. I ain't dead.

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And I ain't afraid no more.

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[sentimental music playing]

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I can't believe you think I'm cruel.

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-I didn't say cruel, I said mean.
-And stubborn, too.

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-And a little stuck-up.
-Argh!

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[Jerry] Hey, looky there.

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A poor horsey's stuck up on that mountain.

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We should save it.

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[scoffs] Forget it. Not with
Princess Meanie Beanie at the wheel.

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Set grasping claw to horse.

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[all cheer]

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[Jerry] No, no. Arma-what-o?

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Ooh! That's the one!

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-Okay, lower it down.
-Faster.

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-No, that's terrible advice, Luci.
-Well, go diagonal at least.

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You can't 'cause it's
only up or down or left or right.

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They say diagonal is the move.

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Once you go diagonal,
you never go… biagonal.

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If I could go biagonal or diagonal,
I would, but I can't

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because it just goes
one direction in either side.

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This is boring. Can you hurry up?

252
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,977
I'm trying, but you're talking so loudly.

253
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,646
-Hurry up.
-Okay.

254
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:54,399
Claw opens, and then… Got it.

255
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:55,776
[horse whinnies]

256
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,986
Oh, crap. I think I killed it.

257
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,279
All right, let's move out, y'all.

258
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,532
No, wait, it's still alive.
It just jerked.

259
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,283
Okay, repositioning.

260
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,953
Okay, and upwards.

261
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,831
Now leftwards then centerwards.

262
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,332
He's doin' it. He's got it.

263
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,379
-[Jerry] Yay!
-[Elfo] Yes!

264
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,715
-You're the best, Uncle Bean.
-That's right, guys.

265
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,634
Who's hateful and heartless now?

266
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:21,969
[laughing]

267
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,638
-Hey, it's Laughing Horse.
-God damn it.

268
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,390
[horse continues laughing]

269
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,601
[Luci, Elfo and Jerry] Yay!

270
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,521
-[Bean] Everybody, shut up.
-[Elfo] Yes! Bean's mad.

271
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,779
[groans and coughs]

272
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,907
Midnight roll call.

273
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,868
-Giggles?
-[Giggles giggles]

274
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,078
-Here.
-Check.

275
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,498
Zøg? Zøg? Zøg?

276
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,670
Oh, no. Chazzzzz has been chazzed.

277
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,754
[honking]

278
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,467
[Zøg honks]

279
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:05,721
[honking continues inside]

280
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:07,890
[panting]

281
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,268
[panting]

282
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,312
[Zøg panting]

283
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,233
[grunting]

284
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,070
Ain't nothing gonna stop me. I'm free!

285
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,239
Free as an abandoned baby!

286
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,747
Wait a minute, I ain't free. I'm freezin'.

287
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:33,957
[panting]

288
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,586
[sighs and exclaims]

289
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,837
[bell chimes]

290
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:44,593
It is a good thing they have taken
a vow of silence because… wow.

291
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:50,098
[all chanting] Wow!

292
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:55,228
Er… Yeah, but I'm real sorry
to burst in on Your Holiness,

293
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,689
-but, see, I'm a king and--
-[babbling]

294
00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,233
Titles shackle you to the material world.

295
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,693
We don't use them here.

296
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,946
I am the Venerable Rinsemaster,

297
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,989
brother of the late Washmaster.

298
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,492
He was a jerk, but he was my brother.

299
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,411
Yeah, see, guy, I've been lost.

300
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,539
I've been lost my whole life,
but now I'm really lost.

301
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,875
And I got this weird feeling in my head…

302
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,335
[grumbling] Just a second.

303
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,589
[chuckles] Sorry,
that's a spider from the tunnel.

304
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,925
I hope she didn't lay eggs in there.
[chuckles nervously]

305
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,885
But anyway, can you help me--

306
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,137
-Find yourself?
-Yeah!

307
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,890
Well, where was the last place you looked?

308
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,225
Huh?

309
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,644
[chuckles] That's a monk joke.

310
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,020
The monk joke.

311
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,148
There is only one, and it is perfect.

312
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,567
[Zøg] I don't get that highfalutin humor.

313
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,070
I'm more into broad physical comedy.

314
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,281
Like when you pull the lever,
and the guy falls through the trapdoor.

315
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,993
And the punchline is, he says, "Oh, no,"

316
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,412
with a little self-pitying laugh
on the way down.

317
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:59,209
The first step is to rid yourself
of worldly attachments.

318
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,503
Now, hand over your leather coin pouch.

319
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,921
What are you, some kind of wise guy?

320
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,716
Just kidding. That's the other monk joke.

321
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,759
The second step is to shed your vanity.

322
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,556
This is my cousin, the Shavemaster.

323
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,808
Big Jo?

324
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,560
At your service, King Zøg.

325
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,561
What will it be today?

326
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,647
The cue ball, the snow globe or the Porky?

327
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,108
Ah… [blows raspberry]

328
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,484
The cue ball, I guess.

329
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,945
See, Porky? No one ever chooses you.

330
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,405
[hums]

331
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,785
Sorry, my head's kind of lumpy.

332
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,621
-I've fallen down a lot of stairs.
-[Big Jo] Indeed.

333
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,666
Now, hold still.
I don't want to nick your throat

334
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,752
I thought you were shavin' my head.

335
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,128
Oh, right.

336
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,505
This is your room

337
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,842
where you will contemplate
the universe and your place within it.

338
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,093
Sounds lonely.

339
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,929
You've never been to
a monastery before, have you?

340
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,183
[tense music playing]

341
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,524
Dear, one true God,
brother of the other God,

342
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,486
I hope you exist 'cause otherwise…

343
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,821
What, are you
trying to make a jerk out of me?

344
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,115
Anyway, can you keep a secret?

345
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,826
Told your pal,
the Rinsemaster, I was lost,

346
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,578
hoping he would give me a map,

347
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,580
but all I got was my head shaved.

348
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,291
I guess I'm on a spiritual path now.

349
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,919
I'll stay here
and go along with the program

350
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:27,422
as long as you don't let 'em
put me back in the insane asylum.

351
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:28,757
So think about it.

352
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,967
[grumbles] I'm going to go now.

353
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,096
Guess I'll see you here tomorrow,
same time, same box.

354
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,847
Okay, bye.

355
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,350
Your friend, Zøg.

356
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,852
Oh, yeah. Amen.

357
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,395
Don't worry, Porky.

358
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:46,775
Rumor has it that the Lord
only answers every 25th prayer.

359
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,485
So those are pretty good odds.

360
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,571
We'll get him under the cloak of darkness
when God's asleep.

361
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,991
[Bean] Look, boys, Dreamland.
Home sweet home.

362
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,701
That reminds me, Bean,

363
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:59,246
the last time you came home
they shot you down.

364
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,413
-Yeah. I do.
-Remember, Bean?

365
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,749
-Come on, you remember that, right?
-Right.

366
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,251
-They thought you were a witch.
-Mmm-hmm.

367
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,877
-Then they put us on trial.
-I know.

368
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,921
-They found us guilty, remember?
-I was there.

369
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,007
And then they tied us to a stake,
and then they burned us alive.

370
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,300
-That's enough.
-Don't you remember?

371
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,637
Thank you! Well, this time
I'll make sure they know it's me.

372
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,724
[feedback whines]

373
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,309
[Bean] Attention, Dreamland!

374
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:24,855
It's me, your mighty queen, Bean.

375
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,523
Are you ready to welcome us?

376
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,277
Oh! Look out. Flaming arrows.

377
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,486
What the hell?

378
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,363
They're aiming
right for your forehead, Elfo.

379
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,992
Just lean towards
the windshield, just a skosh.

380
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,537
Don't worry. There's no way
they can hit us from this high up.

381
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,454
[all shriek]

382
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,129
[Elfo screams]

383
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,839
[Jerry wails]

384
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,551
-Abandon ship!
-[Luci] Way ahead of ya.

385
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,052
Slide into the escape pod, dummies.

386
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,264
[blasts]

387
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,146
[horse laughs]

388
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:15,739
Brother Zøg, you have advanced rapidly
from levels one through nine.

389
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,408
And of course, we appreciate
your generous financial pledge.

390
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,495
The old barn out back is now
the Zøg Center for Outstanding Humility.

391
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,873
Money don't mean that much to me no more.

392
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,667
I've given up everything but masturbation.

393
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:31,087
Oh! You can't give that up.
Look what happened to Big Jo.

394
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,841
-Eh. What about the other guy?
-Porky? That's a whole other story.

395
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:38,511
Now, this is our holiest room.

396
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,013
You can tell by the candles.

397
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,264
Please be seated.

398
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,558
Move over a couple of inches.

399
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,729
You're now sitting
in the very center of the known world.

400
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,315
I'm sorry, one more inch. There you go.

401
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,943
-And now, you're ready.
-For what?

402
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,237
-Less asking, more trusting.
-Mmm.

403
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,863
-Less sweating, more bathing.
-Hmm.

404
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:59,157
-Less yelling, more loving.
-Oh!

405
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,159
-Less pie, more vegetables.
-[grumbles]

406
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,119
-Less honking, more hugging.
-Ah!

407
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,705
-Less hurting, more helping.
-Mmm!

408
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,211
Wait, is there any final bit
of eternal wisdom?

409
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,796
I don't know, look for a sign.

410
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,173
Oh!

411
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:16,967
Oh!

412
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,594
Om…

413
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,059
[syllable reverberating]

414
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,524
Lord, it's me again.

415
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,903
I appreciate you're trying your best,
but I just want to say,

416
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:41,700
you're the one who made me loud
and large and gave me big fat hands.

417
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,286
But now, I'm not that guy.

418
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,621
I don't know who I am,

419
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:50,041
but if you could just show me
the path forward.

420
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,213
A bean?

421
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,841
A single bean?

422
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,844
Wait, a bean, and it's single.

423
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,305
And my Bean? And she's single.

424
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,639
[gasps] My kids!

425
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,309
Bean! Derek! Do I got any others?

426
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,352
No, that's it. Well, Freckles.

427
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,315
What am I doing here trying to
save myself when they're in danger?

428
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:17,652
I'm not afraid of dying
'cause kids, I would die for you!

429
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,446
[gulps]

430
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,406
Er… I'm still hungry, but I got to go.

431
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,703
Hey, Rinsemaster, you was right.

432
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,371
I'm more enlightened now.

433
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,583
Hi, I'm Chazzzzz. We're from
the insane asylum down the road.

434
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,085
We got a crazy
on the loose, and it's not me.

435
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:35,337
Have you seen this man?

436
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,421
[gasps]

437
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,423
He's not here.

438
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,341
Phew!

439
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,052
But we can't go back empty-handed.

440
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,428
You're right, Dr. Chazzzzz.

441
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,013
What about that guy?

442
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,639
You go low, I go lower.

443
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,767
No! What are you doing?

444
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,435
Keep your greasy mitts off me!

445
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,771
Sorry, we've been eating carnitas.

446
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:55,857
Help! Porky! Porky!

447
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,442
Where are you, Porky?

448
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,694
Porky, help!

449
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,196
[Elfo] Land over there.

450
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,323
[Luci] No, over there.

451
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,450
[Bean] Shut up! I'm the blimp queen.

452
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,994
-[Jerry] Go, go up!
-[Luci] No, down!

453
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:08,912
Faster!

454
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,830
-Don't listen to him.
-Go left.

455
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:13,249
Bean, honestly, please,
just listen to me. Okay?

456
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:17,337
I have over 10,000 hours of flying kites.

457
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,506
-[Bean] Maybe I will crash us.
-[engine spluttering]

458
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,549
Exit stage right. [vocalizes]

459
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,929
[vocalizing]

460
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,305
Set her down by this cave.

461
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,182
Ease her in.

462
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:30,725
Easy.

463
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,395
Ten more feet to the left.

464
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,356
Got it, and…

465
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:37,607
[clatters]

466
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,151
Perfect. [grunts]

467
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,070
Quick, hide this thing.

468
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,072
Yes, sir, Uncle Blimp Queen.

469
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,156
[Luci groans]

470
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,200
[both grunting]

471
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,911
Thanks for
not being a squealer, Your Holiness.

472
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,789
And thanks for showing me the true path.

473
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,875
Ah! Yes, it is right over there.

474
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,670
-Mind if I give you a final platitude?
-Yeah.

475
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:02,799
The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single kick.

476
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,800
Ow!

477
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,222
[serene music playing]

478
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,657
Vip! Oh, and Vap!
What are you two doing here?

479
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,037
Ooh! What are you guys doing?
Making a bear trap?

480
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,459
Oh, jeez. My cape…

481
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,044
and my crown.

482
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,213
It still fits!

483
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,258
Aw! Thanks, guys.

484
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,683
You know what? Climb on.

485
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,477
Heh-heh.

486
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,688
Now, which way is Dreamland? This way?

487
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,273
[Zøg laughs]

488
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,160
[closing theme music playing]