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[opening theme music playing]

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♪ Hey! ♪

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[music stops]

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[thunder rumbling]

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[sinister instrumental music playing]

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[dings]

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The bride has arrived.

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[Bean] No way.

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Let the wedding begin!

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[organ playing]

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-What?
-What a beautiful dress!

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-So chic.
-You don't usually see white in Hell.

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And I love her clutch.

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That's my friend's face.

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Come on, come on!

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-Restrain her, Gomer.
-Gomer is here?

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[grunting]

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[Bean grunting]

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Shut up, everyone!
Shut up! Stop the organ!

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My daughter is tired
from her long elevator trip.

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We're just going to adjust
her makeup and be right back.

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-[organ stops]
-I am not wearing makeup.

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-Quit shoving!
-Quit writhing.

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-Quit poking!
-[Gomer grunts]

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[Bean] I'll pull your face off!

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[scoffs] She's always been feisty…

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-[grunting]
-…ever since she was a little girl.

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[audience applauding]

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[grunts]

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Now, stay put.

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Screw you.

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Why are you always
running away from your weddings?

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Now, stop wiggling.
Let me cover up those spots.

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They're freckles.

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Leave my cheeks alone.

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Your stupid schemes
have nothing to do with me.

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Oh, they have everything to do with you.

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Every twist and turn
in your ridiculous life, that was all me.

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I've overseen every detail
right down to the place settings.

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Goodbye, Luci.

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[grunts]

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I don't know what that useless
dead demon saw in you anyway, Bean.

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Bean?

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Whoa!

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[dramatic music playing]

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[grunts]

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[screams and grunts]

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[panting]

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Bridesmaids, stop her!

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[Bean yells]

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[grunts]

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[panting]

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Try take off your heels!

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[wind blowing]

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[gasping]

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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[screams]

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[shushing]

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[whispers] Shut up.

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[Bean grunts]

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[ominous music playing]

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[wind howling]

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[pleasant music playing]

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[birds chirping]

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[horn plays]

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[God] Luci, welcome to paradise.

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This is great news.

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You are the first demon ever
to earn a place in Heaven.

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-And the first kitty cat, too.
-[God] There are no cats in Heaven.

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Uh… Meow.

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[God] Nice try, Luci.

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You're here because you sacrificed
yourself to save your good friend Bean.

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Sure she ended up in Hell, but cheer up!

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I know you're gonna love this place,
even if it takes ten million years.

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[grunts]

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[crying] Oh, Go--

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[God] Ah, happy sobbing. Wonderful!

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That's what feeds the River of Joy.

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[ominous music playing]

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If it makes you feel any better, this is
exactly what happened to me at my wedding.

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Minus the handcuffs.

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Most moms don't chain up their daughters.

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I can't believe you're sassing me
on the happiest day of my life.

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Ah, here we go.

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So that's the game
we're going to play, eh?

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You will look beautiful.

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[grunts]

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[sighs]

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[gulps] Ah…

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-Gomer!
-[grunts]

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Get me more lipstick.

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And don't test it this time.

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[Gomer grumbles]

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[scoffs] Never mind. I'll do it myself.

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And some concealer.
You have a lot to conceal.

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Don't go anywhere, darling.

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-[laughs]
-[door creaks]

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[door slams]

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[chains jingling]

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Oh, Luci.

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I'm so sorry your head got chopped off.

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I always thought your
nonstop negativity was a coping mechanism.

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But now, I see
you were right from the beginning.

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I am cursed
from the deepest depths of the underworld.

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You didn't think I was listening, did you?

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Wha…

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My tear, it brought you back to life.

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It didn't bring me back to life,
it just annoyed me.

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Ah, it's so good to hear your voice, Luci.

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But listen, I really need your help.

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Bean, look, I don't know
how much longer I'm going to last.

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I can't feel my legs. Do I even have legs?

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[gasps] What happened to my sexy body?

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Be honest.

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Does this headless cadaver
make my ass look big?

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Knock it off, Toby.
That demon is one of the saviors.

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Look at the wall, you nitwit.

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[all gasping]

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[sighs] It would've gone
so well with my rat-fur miniskirt.

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We must revitalize the sacred torso.

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-Get the goo, Benji.
-Get your own goo.

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[all chanting] Give it the goo!

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[gurgling]

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[grunts]

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[all] Ooh!

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[gurgling]

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[all chanting] Goo, goo! Goo, goo, goo!

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[vocalizing]

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[all cheering]

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[all] Aw!

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[pleasant music playing]

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[God] Ooh, it's brunch time.

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I'm excited for you to try
my deviled egg sandwiches.

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I made them with love and mayonnaise.

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But we don't even need food up here.

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You're just rubbing in the faces
of the starving millions.

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[God] The sooner they starve,
the sooner they'll be in Heaven.

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Ooh, that is harsh. High five.

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[gulps] I got another question for you.

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[God] Go ahead. I enjoy these stumpers.

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Okay then. Did you make you?

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[God] No. I always was.

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Then you didn't make everything.

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[God chuckles] Oh, Jerry.

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It's going to take an eternity
to make you understand eternity.

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Okay. What about this?

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Is God everywhere?

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[God] Yes, I am everywhere.

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Then you're in the toilet looking up?

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[God] What would you say
if I told you yes?

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Yes, I am.

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I seen you in there.

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[laughs]

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I'd say God lurks in mysterious ways.

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[laughs]

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[God] Luci, just because
I love all my creations,

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doesn't mean I care what you think.

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[bell ringing]

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Secret elf meeting is starting. I repeat,
the secret elf meeting is starting.

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[clears throat]

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By now, I'm sure you've all
heard the crazy rumors.

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I knew it. The squirrels are back.

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-Ooh!
-Quiet.

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The uneasy peace between the elves
and the squirrels remains unbroken.

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Tell 'em, Leavo.

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We're talking about what I left
Elfwood for all those years ago.

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I found it here, deep inside the castle.

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-The very thing.
-The very thing.

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That's it? That's your big reveal?

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-What a bunch of horse--
-Oh, let me finish.

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Get ready, Shocko.

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For now, it can be told.

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Dreamland itself is the legendary
lost homeland of the elves.

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[grumbles] Shocko?

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[Elf] He's dead.

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[all gasping]

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Oh, good.
I've been sleeping with his wife.

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Ooh!

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Now, where were we?

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Oh, yes. There's still much to be learned
about our forgotten elven history.

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We must be smart like dwarves,
and sneaky like squirrels.

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We must not let the humans
find out what we know until it's time.

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As per usual, in these situations,
Blabbo, you'll have to be arrested.

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Guards! Lock him away.

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In the future,
just don't invite me to these things.

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Where's my boy Elfo?

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He was taken away by ogres.

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-[grunts] What?
-Calm down, calm down.

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You calling me
a lying hair-trigger rageaholic?

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I didn't call you anything.

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Well, I'm the only lying hair-trigger
rageaholic standing here.

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[groaning]

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[squawking]

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[all grunting]

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-Are we there yet?
-No.

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Are we there yet?

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If you say,
"Are we there yet," one more time,

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I'll stop this cage right now and eat you.

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Are you annoyed yet? I didn't say "there."

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God damn it, I warned you!

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-[grunts]
-Stop. I'll be good.

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[grunts]

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[Elfo giggling]

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I'm back here. [giggling]

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[scoffs] I can't believe that worked.

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[grunts]

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Oh, I guess I should probably run.

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[both grunting]

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[panting]

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[grunting]

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[screams]

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-[grunts]
-[gnomes gasping]

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Gnomes? Are you guys still--

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Busy. We're at war here.

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Listen, guys,
I don't want to cause trouble,

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but the ogres are coming.

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This is gonna be good.

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[God] And that's why
I only answer every 25th prayer.

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Well, why do we have to pray anyways?
You already know what we need.

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[God] If I just gave you everything
you wanted without even asking,

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that wouldn't be fair, now, would it?

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You let lots of unfair things happen.

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Right now down on Earth, an innocent fly
is being eaten by a hungry spider.

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People get athlete's foot,
and they ain't even athletes.

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[Luci] Hmm…

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I guess
a god this greedy can't be all bad.

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[Jerry] And what about Bean?
Everybody's forgotten about her.

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She's in Hell, and that's no fair.

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[God chuckles] Oh, Jerry,
I don't intervene in that stuff.

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Except bunnies.
I give them a little bit of an edge.

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I can't help it, they're so cute.

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But otherwise, the troubles of Earth
are for humans to sort out.

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Jerry's a human, I think.

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Hey.

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Yeah. If Jerry is a human,
you could send Jerry down to Earth.

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[God] No. Every time I send someone
down to Earth to make things better,

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another religion starts up, [chuckling]
and a lot of people get slaughtered.

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I don't want to make things better.

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I just want to save Bean.

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Come on, God.

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He's right, Goddo. Take a chance.

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[God sighs]

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-Ta-da!
-[chuckles]

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[God] And flip.

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What? He's flipping a coin?

247
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Oh, existence makes sense now.

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[God] Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

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All right, Jerry, are you ready?

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Not yet. I just have one more question.

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Where did you--

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[screaming]

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[God chuckles]

254
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Now, Luci, I heard some
rustling noises in my treasure chest.

255
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Is there anything you'd like to confess?

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Luci? Luci? Luci?

257
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,067
[exclaims] What's up, Jerry?

258
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,903
Oh, Luci in the sky with diamonds.

259
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,405
[laughs] I'm a goddamn genius.

260
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:02,658
[groans]

261
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,663
[ominous music playing]

262
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,505
-[sighs] This is hopeless.
-[chains jingling]

263
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,757
In a few minutes,
I'm going to be Satan's wife.

264
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,467
You got it the wrong way around, girl.

265
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,719
Satan's going to be your husband.

266
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,638
-What does that mean?
-Bean, listen to me.

267
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,932
In every bar fight,
you throw the first punch.

268
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:30,644
Get tossed in a plague pit, you crawl out,
burned at the stake and still alive.

269
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,646
You even went to Hell and back.

270
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,356
Let's face it. You're impossible.

271
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,442
Trust me, I'm your personal demon,
and I'm terrified of you.

272
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,027
[clicks tongue] Aw!

273
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:42,781
Listen to me, Bean, if there's anyone
who can out-Satan Satan, it's you.

274
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,033
I don't know. You really think so?

275
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,452
I know so, you crazy bitch.

276
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,537
[groans]

277
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,583
Luci? Luci?

278
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,918
Those are your dying words?

279
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,254
[gripping instrumental music playing]

280
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,256
[wind howling]

281
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,260
[both grunting]

282
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,388
[both screaming]

283
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,474
-[sighs]
-[grunts]

284
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,103
[enchanting instrumental music playing]

285
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,606
[groaning and gasping]

286
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,817
Jerry's back, and Jerry's front.

287
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,736
[gasps] I don't have a body.

288
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,863
Help! Get me into a bottle right now!

289
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,616
-[grave music playing]
-Oh, don't fade away, kitty cat.

290
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,658
A bottle, Jerry.

291
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,453
My lucky hammer.

292
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,831
Last time I saw you,
you were stuck in the back of my head.

293
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:34,958
Quick, empty the bottle.

294
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,377
[exhales]

295
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,087
Oh, chunky.

296
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:40,797
"Expired"?

297
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,299
Oh, finish it.

298
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,552
-[sighs]
-[vocalizes]

299
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,889
Where is everybody?

300
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:53,310
Cloyd? Becky? Joey?

301
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,645
[wind blowing]

302
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,648
They're all gone.

303
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,233
Hey, we gotta get the hell down
to Hell. Can we go already?

304
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,239
[creaking]

305
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,243
What's the holdup, Jer? Jump!

306
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,244
Mmm…

307
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,204
[groaning]

308
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,960
[grunts]

309
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,836
[Luci] Jer. Jerry.

310
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,089
[Jerry screams]

311
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,551
This is really scary.
Do you mind if I soothe myself?

312
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,928
[Luci] No. Go ahead.

313
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,805
[vocalizing]

314
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,981
-[thuds]
-[Jerry] Ow!

315
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,108
[somber instrumental music playing]

316
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,405
[door opens]

317
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,033
-[man] Oh, hello.
-Wrong room, pal.

318
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:52,953
Pardon me.

319
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,913
Do you need help with those manacles?

320
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,164
No, I'm good.

321
00:15:56,248 --> 00:16:00,460
Well, it would be unbecoming of me to
marry someone who's chained up like this.

322
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,337
-What?
-[chair squeaks]

323
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,756
Only the best for my boot-wearing bride.

324
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,592
Oh, you're the guy.

325
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,011
I'm the guy.

326
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,221
Wow. Wow.

327
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,889
I got to be honest with you.

328
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,601
I was a little nervous
about this wedding, but now…

329
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,604
-Hello, good-looking!
-What?

330
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,816
[sighs] You are so handsome. Look at you.

331
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,151
Are you talking to me?

332
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,944
I am. Look at those eyes.

333
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,155
Yes, hypnotic, aren't they?

334
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,867
I can actually will the pupils to swirl.
[chuckles softly]

335
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,035
Whoa!

336
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,163
They're like little spinning beach balls.

337
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:39,249
-[chuckles] Oh.
-Look at that widow's peak,

338
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,128
those high cheekbones,
that fiery red complexion.

339
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,548
I mean, you look like one of those
little guys on a hot sauce bottle.

340
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,133
Do you always talk this much?

341
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,968
[laughs] You're hilarious.

342
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:54,431
But seriously, getting a closer look
at your face, I do love it.

343
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,017
I do. But the goatee…

344
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,477
Ah…

345
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,814
[groaning]

346
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,359
-My goatee?
-I mean, it's great.

347
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:10,906
But it's kind of pointy, like, maybe we
could think about changing up the shape.

348
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,157
It's sort of a trademark.

349
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,868
Mmm, I do get that,
but I think we should lose it.

350
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:19,539
-"We"?
-I really, really, really do.

351
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,334
I mean, I'm being honest now,
if we're going to be together,

352
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,462
you're gonna have to
accept this kind of honesty.

353
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,965
And, yeah, we gotta lose the goatee, babe.

354
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,926
Listen, how do you feel
about throw pillows?

355
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,470
There really aren't
any throw pillows in Hell.

356
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,222
-Not yet.
-Oh, boy.

357
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,183
This is gonna be incredible
'cause most people,

358
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,018
when they get married,
it ends when you die.

359
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,229
But with us, we're in it for eternity.

360
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,022
Just you and me.

361
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:47,943
Forever and ever and ever.

362
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,528
That's a long time.

363
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,281
Oh, and mandatory
marriage counseling for you.

364
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:56,118
You're really emotionally shut down.

365
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,454
I don't know if anyone's ever said that
to you before, but here we are.

366
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,373
[inhales]

367
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:06,586
You need to dig deep from within and
figure out what's really holding you back

368
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:10,215
'cause I think you are
ambitious to a certain extent,

369
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,926
but I think you're really all about work.

370
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:17,222
And I think you need to really
figure out who you are.

371
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,474
-Ah, yeah.
-Uh-huh.

372
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,017
Oh, and one more thing.

373
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,311
Eternal monogamy,
and that includes everything.

374
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:30,235
So sex, thoughts, daydreams, fantasies,
uh, reenactments, uh, cosplay, doodles.

375
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:35,657
If I catch you doodling
any sort of sexual behavior,

376
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,742
oh, you don't even want to see me.

377
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:41,997
I'm going to bury myself in all of our
throw pillows, and it is going to be bad.

378
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,332
You think this is Hell? Just wait.

379
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,834
Don't listen to her.

380
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,419
She's trying reverse psychology.

381
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,212
Oh, yes.

382
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,257
The old out-Sataning Satan gambit.

383
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,843
Of course, I was one step
ahead of her the whole time.

384
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,845
No, you weren't, you liar.

385
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,848
Nice try, daughter dear,
but it's time to close the deal.

386
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,439
[sinister instrumental music playing]

387
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,107
[gnomes yelling]

388
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,692
[ogres grunting]

389
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:14,821
-[screams]
-[ogre gulps]

390
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,741
[grunting]

391
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:19,910
[gnome screams]

392
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,580
[gnomes] Yay! Oh…

393
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,915
[both grunting]

394
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,293
-[laughs]
-Yow!

395
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,045
Oh, no.

396
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,379
[all grunting]

397
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,425
This is something you don't see every day.

398
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,509
Double genocide.

399
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,388
Hey.

400
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:45,435
What the… Hey. Doink, doink. [chuckles]

401
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,354
Well, here we go. Oh! [groans]

402
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,355
[grunting]

403
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,982
[ominous music playing]

404
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,946
We gotta figure out a way to find Bean
without anyone knowing we're here.

405
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,239
I've got an idea.

406
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,658
-[Luci] Jerry.
-Bean!

407
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,244
-[Luci] No. Jerry, turn around. Idiot.
-Bean!

408
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,495
-[Luci] Jerry.
-Didn't work.

409
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,996
-[Luci] Just get me. Come on.
-Luci.

410
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,207
-Where you going?
-[Luci] I'm helpless.

411
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,334
-[yells]
-[Luci] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

412
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,253
What are you thinking, baldy?

413
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,504
I wish I could slap you.

414
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:13,755
[Elfo sighs]

415
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,258
This is hard to see through… [grunts]

416
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,926
I can't… It's so heavy.

417
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,261
[grunting] Oh…

418
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:21,930
Whoa!

419
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:24,224
Wow! Oh, this is disgusting.

420
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,308
Ah, finally.

421
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,143
[grunting] Whoa!

422
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,436
[chuckles] Oh…

423
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,021
Oh, it's so slimy in here.

424
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,107
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

425
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,858
-[grunts] Ow!
-[thuds]

426
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,777
[Elfo] Whee!

427
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,737
I'm free! [chuckles]

428
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:38,905
Ow!

429
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,408
Where's your body, Duncan?

430
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,994
[Elfo] Duncan can't
talk right now. [groans]

431
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,870
[sniffs]

432
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,915
[Elfo] Ah!

433
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,210
[organ playing]

434
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,633
Who are all these people?

435
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,094
-Your friends, Bean.
-I have friends here?

436
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,513
Well, all the people you've killed.

437
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,724
[Bean] Hansel and Gretel,
that was self-defense.

438
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,684
Guysbert, that was an accident.

439
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,685
Skybert…

440
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,729
Oh, I would definitely kill him again.

441
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,907
The debt to Hell is about to be repaid.

442
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,912
Welcome to
the deepest depths of the underworld.

443
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,915
It's good to see you all again so soon.

444
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,836
On this most auspicious day
of unholy matrimony,

445
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,838
we are gathered here to celebrate

446
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,091
the 50,000th wedding
of our Lord and Master,

447
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:46,181
the Prince of Evil, the Sultan of Sulfur,
the Bastard from Beaverton,

448
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:49,267
the man with a golden pitchfork.

449
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,435
That's right.

450
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:54,564
I'm talking about Satan!

451
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,191
[sinister instrumental music playing]

452
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:57,150
[all cheering]

453
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,654
-Excuse us.
-When is the buffet?

454
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,031
Shut up, you two.

455
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:06,076
I think this
legally binding contract puts it best.

456
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:09,871
"The infernal debt shall be repaid
by marriage of the Queen of Dreamland

457
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,206
to the King of Hell."

458
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:14,626
"Consummation encouraged,
but not required."

459
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,670
Oh, my God. You manipulated everything.

460
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,715
All so I would become queen of Dreamland?

461
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,259
It seems only fitting
that you fill my shoes,

462
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,221
or in your case, overfill them. [chuckles]

463
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,264
And now, the gross part.

464
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,557
Hold out your palms.

465
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,894
[grunts]

466
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:38,900
And now, Satan, behold this impressive
ceremonial dagger. You know the drill.

467
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:43,988
-[all gasping]
-[cat meows]

468
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,328
The blood stamp of the King of Hell.

469
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,246
Me.

470
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,708
-And now my turn?
-Not so fast. Give me that.

471
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,001
She can't be trusted.

472
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,048
Don't do it, Mom.

473
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,510
-[Bean grunts] Ha!
-[Dagmar] Ow!

474
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:06,845
No!

475
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,556
The blood stamp of the Queen of Dreamland!

476
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,016
-Ha! Ho!
-[sinister instrumental music playing]

477
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:21,901
[gasps]

478
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:26,990
What? No hug?

479
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,366
[gasps]

480
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,118
[grunts]

481
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,287
-Seize--
-Silence! I'll handle this.

482
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,580
Seize her!

483
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,374
[all laughing maniacally]

484
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,126
[Bean panting]

485
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,545
[grunting]

486
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,130
[gasps]

487
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,299
[gasps]

488
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,137
Thanks, Gomer.

489
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:50,638
Are you okay?

490
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,515
I'm great.

491
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,563
[all grunting]

492
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:03,943
[grunts]

493
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:05,987
[grunts]

494
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:11,618
Jerry, Luci!
[grunts] What are you doing here?

495
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:14,120
We brought you a sandwich, but I ate it.

496
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,205
-[screams]
-[Luci gasps]

497
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,290
Bean, what did you do to make them so mad?

498
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,417
They're throwing giant can openers at us.

499
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,710
[all laughing maniacally]

500
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,426
Bean, have you seen my body?

501
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,637
No, but I've got your severed head
jammed in my dress.

502
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,554
Noice!

503
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:36,768
[screeching]

504
00:24:37,602 --> 00:24:38,895
[Bean panting]

505
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,359
Guys, head for that Hell hole!

506
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:45,360
[screeching]

507
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,612
[all grunting]

508
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:48,821
[Jerry yells]

509
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,246
[objects clattering]

510
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,127
[both grunting]

511
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:07,340
All right. [exhales] Okay, this will
take us back to Dreamland.

512
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,299
Oh…

513
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,679
Come on, come on, come on!

514
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:17,100
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Juanita Demonheimer.

515
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,476
We meet again.

516
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,103
[grunts]

517
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,104
[dings]

518
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,106
[grunts]

519
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,483
-[screeching]
-[thuds]

520
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,403
[Satan] Damn you, Juanita!

521
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,905
[both breathing heavily]

522
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,534
-[thuds]
-[exhales]

523
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,953
Thank God we're home. I need a drink.

524
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,247
-I need a body.
-I need a haircut.

525
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,373
[dings]

526
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:44,711
Ooh, swanky. I like Dweamland. Oh!

527
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:48,172
[whispers] It's pronounced Dreamland,
and this isn't it.

528
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,674
[upbeat music playing]

529
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,969
[man over TV] Curse you, Squalid Squirrel.

530
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,471
[woman] You're really
in for it now, Bucktooth Beaver.

531
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,181
[laughs]

532
00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:58,099
[music stops]

533
00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:01,978
[closing theme music playing]