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[opening theme music playing]

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[man] Hey!

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What did you just do, Bean?

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Ugh! Everything is either trying
to kill me or kiss me.

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Oh, okay. Let's stop bragging. [yelps]

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-We gotta get out of here fast.
-Laughing Horse! Where are you?

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[Laughing Horse laughs]

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Ugh. He's too far away.

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Good, I'm not really
in the mood for Laughing Horse.

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[squawks]

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-[gasps] Mora! Wait, Bean!
-Who's Mora?

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She's this beautiful mermaid,
but she's kinda sassy for a fish

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and she has a super annoying voice.
Wait, so do I. Oh, my God.

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We gotta go back
and get her out of her tank.

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[groans]

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[Bean panting]

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-Hey, Mora!
-[Mora] Oh, Elfo!

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Good thing you brought a stronger friend.

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What did I tell you?

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[grunts]

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I'm here to free you, but if I smash
your face in, I'm not apologizing.

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[Elfo exclaims]

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[sighs] Give me that!

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-[Mora gasps]
-[Bean grunting]

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[Bean exclaims]

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Bean, meet Mora. Mora, Bean.

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Impressive. For a human.

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[scoffs] You should see her
in a drunken bar fight.

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From what I've heard,
I'm both obnoxious and amazing.

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[water splashing]

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-Okay. You can leave now.
-Thanks, guys.

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Are you sure you can climb down
the ladder with your fins and such?

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-[slaps]
-Ow!

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Bye, Mora.

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[Elfo] Oh, no, Bean,
they're getting ideas!

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Oh, no! Run!

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Quick, in there!

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No, too scary. This way.

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[sighs] Okay,
they'll never find us in here. Ow!

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Elfo, where are you?

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I'm right in front of you, stupid! Ow!

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-[chuckling]
-Ow!

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Ow!

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All right, smart guy,
I'm standing right here.

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You come to me.

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-Ow!
-[chuckles]

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Just, you come here.

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All right, but don't try
any of that funny-- Ow!

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I'm not… I'm standing still.

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No, you're doing something to make-- Ow!

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Okay, it's this one.

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-[Elfo yelps]
-[Bean laughs]

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-[Bean yelps]
-[Elfo laughs]

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It's right here.

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Ow! Damn it!

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[laughs]

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[screams] Oh, no! Run!

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-Ow!
-[laughs and gasps]

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[softly] Elfo, over here.

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No, not here, there.

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No, your other there.

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Here. Come on!

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Okay, now lure it over.

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Oh, no!

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No, that's not it. All right, take two.

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Oh, no.
I am trapped in here with no way out.

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-[softly] How was that, Bean?
-B+.

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[yelping]

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[robot powers down]

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Yes!

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Stience defeated!

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Chalk one up for ignorance!

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[tense music playing]

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-Elfo, there's nothing there!
-I have to see for myself.

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You were right.

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[Elfo grunts]

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Okay, I got this.

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How different can a ship-ship
be from an airship-ship?

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[horn blares]

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[radio plays in Spanish]

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[various alarms and horns go off]

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[in English] That can't be good.

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What about that button over there?

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Let me move these levers out of the way.

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-Ooh!
-Whoa!

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[radio channels scanning]

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[waltz music playing]

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[horn blares]

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Bean, don't toot.

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[Alva] Yes, Bean. Don't toot.

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Alva!

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Bean, I'm speaking to you now
through Boat-a-Vision,

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my latest invention,
to beg you not to leave.

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I can't hear you.
I have a hammer in my hand. [grunts]

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[Alva] I'm sorry you feel that way.

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I'm also sorry you broke the screen.
That was an expensive prototype.

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-But please listen. If we work together…
-[Bean grunts]

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-[Alva] …both our kingdoms will prosper…
-[sighs]

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[Alva] I've got a lot of speakers,
but there's only one of you, Bean.

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And together, we can reinvent the world!

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-[grunts]
-[Alva] You can't outrun the future, Bean.

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[gasps]

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[Bean] Elfo, the lamps!

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What?

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Mora!

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[grunting]

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[Mora gasps]

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[sighs] Thanks, dude.

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[coughs] Man, that water is nasty.

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There's a lot of
amusement park vomit in there.

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We're headed back to Dreamland.
You want a ride?

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I'm good. [panting]

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I can swim home… once I… catch my breath.

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Give me a week or two.

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Oh, Edith.

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At least I have this one card
to remember you by.

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"Dream." [scoffs]

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But now all my dreams are dead.

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[window squeaks]

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Oh, Elfo, are you seasick?

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Worse, I'm lovesick.

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-You'd never understand.
-Try me.

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It's about loneliness and uncertainty

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and beauty and love and risk and passion.

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And then, it all ends
in rejection and agony

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and tragedy and heartbreak.

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Every goddamn time!

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Wow. I've never been
heartbroken like that.

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Here, drink this coffee.
It's been boiling for hours.

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What the… [grunts]

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[sighs]

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I'll be fine.

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I'm an elf, I bounce.

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-[chuckles] Boing, boing.
-[door shuts]

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[sobbing]

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Boing.

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Elfo's in some kind of mood.

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Ugh!

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You know, I have seen
a lot of freak show romances,

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and they never end well.

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Some crazy threesomes, though.

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I guess Elfo's always gonna be
my little man of mystery.

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[Elfo sobbing] Boing.

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I've got so much love
and nobody to give it to.

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Ow!

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Oh. Did you just smack me on the bum-bum?

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[creaks]

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[Elfo] I hope that doesn't happen again.

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I said, I hope it doesn't happen again.

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[grunts]

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Harder.

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-[thuds]
-[Elfo] Ow! That was too hard.

153
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So how'd you end up in a fish tank?

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You know the story.

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Young, wide-eyed mermaid
sets out from home,

156
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leaves everything with the dream
of seeing her name in lights.

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Where did I go?

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Yeah, the one place
that has lights. Steamland.

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Anyway, apparently,
I'm not film-friendly or… friendly.

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So I ended up doing cartoon voice work,
and I'm happy for the gig and all,

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but it's not the most fulfilling.

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[in cutesy voice]
"Hi, Bean! I'm Squalid Squirrel!" [laughs]

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Ugh. Don't ever do that again.

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I feel so stupid.
I was swimming around, being like,

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"I'm gonna be so famous and super rich.
I'm gonna have a yacht!"

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[sighs] I shouldn't have told
the other mermaids that.

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They'll never let me live that down.

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I know what you mean.

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You unleash one evil queen on a kingdom
and that's, like, all you've ever done.

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[Elfo] Yee-haw! Battle speed!

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-[both exclaim]
-[water splashing]

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Um, I'll be right back.

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[Elfo scatting]

174
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Elfo! Slow down!

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Wish I could, but I can't.

176
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True love only has one speed
and that is "breakneck."

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Right, Missy?

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-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoa!

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Who the hell is Missy?

180
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Miss Adventure.
The name is right there on her ass.

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I call her "Missy" for short.

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Tell me what drugs you're on
so I know what to do when you pass out.

183
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Also, where are the drugs?

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It's not drugs, silly.
It's pure, uncut love.

185
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And I'm overdosin'!

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When I die, do not resuscitate.

187
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Also, the drugs are in Missy's tacklebox.

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[howls]

189
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[Elfo continues exclaiming]

190
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Bow chicka wow wow!

191
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Elfo's lost his mind.

192
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Still, that does sound
better than sad Elfo.

193
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Is there a stable Elfo
that I haven't met yet?

194
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Not really.

195
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One time, I rescued him from Hell and
he thanked me by being pissy for weeks.

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Another time, he got mad at me
for making him stand in the garden

197
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until my mail-order garden gnome arrived.

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[scoffing] I paid him!

199
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Wait, no, I didn't.

200
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I mean, I will. Whatever!

201
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And this one time,
Elfo got super weird when we were high

202
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and, like, I maybe, kinda,
maybe kissed him.

203
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Shut up! You're dating Elfo?

204
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,699
No. I mean, I…

205
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I've never dated anyone.

206
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Really?

207
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I mean, yeah. No… I'm… Or no, I haven't.

208
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Okay, we're gonna have a talk.

209
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It can't be any worse than
the talks I've had inside my own head.

210
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Like, "Hey, Bean, why are you so lonely?"

211
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"I don't know,
maybe because nobody loves me."

212
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"Maybe you don't deserve to be loved

213
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because that's just
not in the cards for you."

214
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"But maybe it is!"

215
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"I don't know.
You know, everyone else has it."

216
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"Yeah, I've thought about that! Duh!"

217
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"What am I, walkin' around,
not thinking about anybody?"

218
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"I don't know, maybe you are."

219
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[scoffs] "Well, yeah, maybe."

220
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"Maybe 'cause
you talk to yourself constantly."

221
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"Who doesn't
talk to themselves constantly?"

222
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"There's an inner monologue
goin' all the time."

223
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"Nope, that is not the case
for everybody else. No, sirree."

224
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"Don't call me 'sirree.'"

225
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[groans] "I am out there."

226
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"I don't see you out there."

227
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"I am so out there! Like, anyone else
that sees me is like, 'She's out there.'"

228
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"You're not out there at all."

229
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"Ugh, I am, like, accessible."

230
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[blows raspberry] "What?"

231
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"You know what?
This is why I just hate talking to you."

232
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"You have no idea what I'm really saying."

233
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"I'm trying to say one thing
and you interpret it…"

234
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"Like, you're not listening."

235
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"No! You're not listening!"

236
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,150
"Uh-uh. I am so listening!"

237
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[yells]

238
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Hey, Mora.

239
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-You're here still.
-[laughs]

240
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,784
What? Why are you laughing?

241
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You're so weird.

242
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[rumbling]

243
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,918
Uh, small issue with the boat,
but don't worry,

244
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I got a lot of experience with
relationships coming to a grinding halt.

245
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-[clattering]
-[Elfo] Ow!

246
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,140
Wait, sorry. What were we talking about?

247
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Oh, wait, yeah, your pathetic love life.
Sorry, yes, continue.

248
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I don't know.

249
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I have done, like,
so much with so many people,

250
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and, like, kissed, and like…
And, like, touched stuff,

251
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and, like, moved around,
and, like, talked.

252
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,242
-But then why is it not leading to dating?
-I don't know.

253
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,785
I haven't done any of those things.

254
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,912
I have kissed a bunch
of people and animals.

255
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:30,166
Hey, Bean, can I ask you
a serious question?

256
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,543
Why are you wearing just one boot?

257
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,295
I can't tell what's broken.

258
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,297
I have no idea what I'm looking at.

259
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,062
I wish all you gals came with a diagram.

260
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,273
Oh, wait, it's upside down.

261
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,694
Take it off, Bean.

262
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:03,741
I don't know, I love this boot.
We've been through a lot together.

263
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,701
And what if I find my other boot?

264
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,453
-[water splashes]
-Hey!

265
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:08,454
Thanks, though.

266
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,331
[clanking and crashing]

267
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,667
[Elfo grunts]

268
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,587
-[clanking continues]
-[Elfo grunts] Damn it!

269
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,589
Elfo? Are you okay down there?

270
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:19,507
Oh, sure.

271
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,092
Missy and I are just having
a little lovers' spat.

272
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,385
[thudding and hissing]

273
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,180
No, that's not what I said.

274
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,723
That's not what I meant.

275
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:30,059
No, I'm not going to apologize anymore.

276
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,186
-No!
-[steam hisses]

277
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,437
[Elfo sobbing] I'm sorry!

278
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,147
I'm so sorry!

279
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,399
Stop looking at me like that!

280
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,611
I'm so vulnerable and you're so mean.

281
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,404
Can we just kiss?

282
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,365
That always solves everything.

283
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,408
[continues sobbing] Please!

284
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,786
-Elfo?
-Yeah?

285
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,037
Are you sure you're okay?

286
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,372
[Elfo] Totally fine!

287
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,791
Why don't I just
swim you guys back to Dreamland?

288
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,751
Thanks, but I'm not real into drowning.

289
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,212
If you hold my hand,
you can breathe underwater.

290
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,129
Really?

291
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,633
Hey, Elfo, get up here.
Mora's gonna swim us back to Dreamland.

292
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:06,178
You two do whatever you want,
but I'm not abandoning Missy.

293
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,806
Ugh. Heartbreak can make you so crazy.

294
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,183
Like, okay, I don't share this often,

295
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,687
but, like, a couple years back,
I fell deeply in love.

296
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,232
I was so happy. It was pure bliss.

297
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,234
But then one day, splash! It was over.

298
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,152
I was devastated. So you know what I did?

299
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,070
What?

300
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,824
I found a giant piece of soggy driftwood,
dragged it up onto the beach.

301
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:30,703
I let the sun dry it out, and then I
whittled it into a life-size copy of her.

302
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,247
Wow! That's beautiful.

303
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,500
And then I chopped it
into tiny, little pieces and I burned it.

304
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,880
In a way, you're kind of lucky
you've never had a real romance.

305
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,173
Yeah. [slurps]

306
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:46,802
[groans]

307
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,887
[grunts]

308
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,222
Hmm!

309
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,732
[engine idling]

310
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,322
All I had to do was put a ring on it.

311
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,345
So, how do you know about…
What's it called? Astrophysics?

312
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,890
Mermaids navigate by the night sky.
Sailors stole that from us.

313
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:36,018
They actually used to get everywhere
by following really long strings.

314
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,979
And you see those dots?
They're actually big dots.

315
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,191
Some people call them stars,
but that's speculative.

316
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,861
And then that, right there,
is a constellation called the Big Flipper.

317
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,238
It's a heavenly mermaid,
such as yours truly.

318
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:53,535
That's her head, that's her hair,
that's her waist, and that's her tail.

319
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,955
And that bright pulsing dot
right in the middle?

320
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,499
That's her heart.
So, do you know what a heart is?

321
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,334
Yes, I understand subtext.

322
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,212
Then those four stars that curve up
and then that one there?

323
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,838
That's her quiver and her arrow.

324
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,383
They say she killed
a lot of humans with her fish-bow.

325
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,300
Cool.

326
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,219
After she died
in The Battle of Falling Water,

327
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,180
she appeared in the sky
to illuminate the way to Mermaid Island,

328
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,098
our new homeland.

329
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,187
Oh, my gosh, Bean, look!
It's a shooting star.

330
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,188
I didn't see it.

331
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:28,070
So, you know anything else interesting
about the world up there in the dots?

332
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,656
Mermaid scientists
believe that in the future,

333
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,783
ships will carry us up to space.

334
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:36,120
And someday, a mermaid
will set fins on the Moon.

335
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,542
[yawns] Someday.

336
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,298
-[water splashes]
-[gasps]

337
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,477
[seagulls squawking]

338
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,572
-Hey, where's Mora?
-I don't know.

339
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,531
What happened?

340
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,575
I woke up and she was gone.

341
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,244
This whole thing feels like a weird dream.

342
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,955
Or scurvy. When does scurvy kick in?

343
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,803
[Bean] I can't see anything!
Elfo, be careful!

344
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,306
Stop fretting,
we're in the middle of the ocean.

345
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,932
-[loud crash]
-[Bean screams]

346
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,351
[groans]

347
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,646
-[Elfo grunts]
-[water splashes]

348
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,523
Oh, no. She's hurt.

349
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,400
And Bean, you, too.

350
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,027
I'll scamper off and get help.

351
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,991
[Bean groans] Here come the spins,
and I'm not even drunk.

352
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,829
[Mora] Bean?

353
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:03,832
Bean!

354
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,795
Come on!

355
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,881
I really shouldn't swim
with this head wound.

356
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,050
Maybe that's just
your head wound speaking.

357
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:13,967
Jump in!

358
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,683
[dreamy whimsical music playing]

359
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,183
That was amazing.

360
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,310
Just a sec. [retches]

361
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,814
[coughing and gagging]

362
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,360
Next time, keep your mouth closed.

363
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,363
I should've mentioned that. I don't
like to open my mouth underwater.

364
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,739
Why'd you come back for me?

365
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,033
I left because
I didn't want to get hurt again,

366
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,120
and I came back because I'll never learn.

367
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,872
[retches]

368
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,958
Lock up the sangria, Mora's back!

369
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,042
[sighs]

370
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,837
Time to face the family.

371
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,257
Mora!

372
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,176
Mom! I'm alive.

373
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,093
Don't be mad.

374
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,222
Oh, I thought we lost you.

375
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,932
-So, where have you been?
-Away.

376
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,475
-Did the mermaid hunters get ya?
-No.

377
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,060
-You bring us anything?
-No.

378
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,979
-It better not be a shell bracelet.
-[Mora] It isn't.

379
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:49,980
Or shell anything.

380
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,481
[Mora] I said I didn't bring you anything.

381
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,359
Ladies, let's give Mora some space.

382
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,237
I'm sure she's exhausted
from the long swim.

383
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,572
Actually, I'm good.

384
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,241
Uh, my friend gave me a ride
most of the way home on her boat.

385
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,826
Boat? You mean…

386
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,537
Hey, yeah, uh, human here.

387
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,247
[all gasp]

388
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,874
What is that, a foot bone?

389
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,543
Oh, I remember you, you're Zøg's daughter.

390
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,878
[all murmuring]

391
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,923
She's okay, for a drowner.

392
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,884
You must've been desperate
to take a ride from a human.

393
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,177
That's enough, Rhonda!

394
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,388
My eldest daughter has come home.

395
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,767
Let us celebrate her return
and jubilantly proclaim…

396
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,143
"We told you so."

397
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,314
We told you so!
We told you so! We told you so!

398
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,982
[drums beating]

399
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,235
[conch shell blowing]

400
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,572
You failed as an actress
and as a daughter,

401
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,993
but you've come back to Mermaid Island
to resume the role you were born to play.

402
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,828
[all] Princess Mora!

403
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,163
-[Mora] Whoo!
-[all] Whoo!

404
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,249
[playing tribal music]

405
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,044
[harmonizing melody]

406
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,221
[slurping]

407
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,858
How come you never told me
you're a princess, too?

408
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,152
[chuckles] Do you go around
broadcasting it?

409
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:23,407
No, of course not.
But I don't know what broadcasting is.

410
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:25,617
[slurps]

411
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,496
Gee, Bean, you must really like mermaids.

412
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,749
I mean, first Saphyria,
now Mora. [chuckles]

413
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,334
What are you talking about?

414
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:39,006
Oh, so I guess Bean didn't tell you about
her late-night earlobe-nibbling escapade?

415
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,299
[imitates gobbling sound]

416
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,385
Whoa. There's no slobber
in a good lobing, okay?

417
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,096
Rhonda, I don't care
what Bean did in the past, okay?

418
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,681
Stop trying to start trouble.

419
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,393
Come on, Bean. I want to show you
an amazing place you haven't been before.

420
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,853
Is it another beach?

421
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,770
Yeah.

422
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,863
I used to come here when I wanted
to get away and forget everything.

423
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,198
You guys really need a swim-up bar.

424
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,742
I made something for you.

425
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,202
You have pockets in your fins?

426
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,497
It's called a gift bladder
for carrying small tokens and stuff.

427
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:13,415
Here.

428
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,752
A little gold sea star.

429
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:21,340
[gasps] It's like that big bright dot
in the constellation.

430
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,674
Her heart.

431
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,971
I'm not gonna ask
where you pulled that from.

432
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,057
[laughs] Just listen, okay?

433
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,393
And don't judge me. I don't have
any walrus accompaniment, so…

434
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:42,027
♪ They say that you're a drowner
And we're parted by the sea ♪

435
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:46,615
♪ But I can keep you floating
If you just hold on to me ♪

436
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,703
♪ I'll keep you safe, I'm on your team
And when it feels like just a dream ♪

437
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,705
♪ Believe it's true ♪

438
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:56,291
♪ Because I do ♪

439
00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:01,463
♪ And someday if there's a war
On some not-so-distant shore ♪

440
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,048
♪ And lines are drawn ♪

441
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,218
♪ I'm never gone ♪

442
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,303
♪ This star's your guide ♪

443
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:11,389
♪ And I am always on your side ♪

444
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:13,683
[grunts softly]

445
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,482
What'd you think?

446
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:46,800
[seagulls squawking]

447
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,141
Huh?

448
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,103
[gasps]

449
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,982
[Elfo] Bean? Bean!

450
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:05,235
Bean, I tried to get help,
but nobody wanted to.

451
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,823
How about a hand here, Bean? Bean?

452
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:13,410
Sorry, I… I just had the craziest dream.

453
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:16,413
It's great that you got some rest,
'cause I need your help.

454
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,836
[grunts] Okay, Missy. Push!

455
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:24,963
[Elfo and Bean grunting]

456
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,926
[Elfo] Come on. Float.

457
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,304
[ship creaks]

458
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:33,972
[Elfo] No, Missy! No, no, no.

459
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,391
No, no, no. No!

460
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:39,394
No, no, no. No, no, no. No!

461
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:40,812
[yells] No!

462
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,690
She's gone.

463
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:45,650
I'm sorry, Elfo.

464
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,944
It's okay, Bean.

465
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,405
There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

466
00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:51,573
[Bean] But none like her.

467
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,547
[closing theme music playing]