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[theme music playing]
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[man] Hey!
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This is the fanciest
and only restaurant in Elf Alley.
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Nice. Ow!
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[Luci chuckles]
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-Ow!
-[Bean chuckles]
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-Hey, hi. Pardon me.
-[furniture thudding]
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I am... Squeeze by.
Could we create a path?
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Yow. A low chair for the lady?
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[sawing]
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That's gotta make a girl feel dainty.
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And your chair, junior.
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[crunching loudly]
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Don't fill up on candy.
Our main course is coming.
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[smacks lips]
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Mmm. Rabbit! You should've ordered this
instead of the chicken, Luci.
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What the hell?
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Look at them.
They're like little screaming candles.
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-Dragon attack! Dragon attack!
-[elves screaming]
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Calm down, guys.
Let the women and children panic first.
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We'll never put out the fire
by our wee selves.
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-We must go to Zog at once.
-I'll go with you.
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[elves continue screaming]
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[Elf King] Hurry, Teeniebeanie!
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-[door opens]
-[yells]
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Sire, there is a matter
of utmost importance
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which needs your immediate attention.
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Indeed there is.
Another king has entered the throne room.
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Dad! There's a fire--
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No, no, no, Princess. I'll do it.
This is a matter for kings.
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But there is a fire--
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Stand down, Tiabeanie.
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When kings confer,
women are forbidden to speak.
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State your business, Elf King.
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I, King Rulo of Elfwood-In-Exile,
have come for an audience with King Zog.
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I shall see if he's available.
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Are you kidding? He's right--
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Sire, another king
wishes to speak with you.
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May I tell him you're available?
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Who? This guy? Sure.
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Before we begin, may I present to you
this basket of traditional elven goods?
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I'm afraid some of it is on fire.
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[mumbles]
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, my God!
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-So, everything good?
-No, it's not good. In fact, it's bad!
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Elf Alley is on fire! Dragon attack.
Elves need help. Get it?
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Why didn't you say so, baby girl?
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Odval, get the fire brigade request forms.
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[groans]
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Meanwhile, shoot down that dragon
before it attacks the castle.
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Quick, after the dragon!
And may the best man slay it.
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Or woman. Let's not ignore women here.
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[woman screams]
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[horse whinnies]
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[horse neighs]
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[Pendergast] Fire!
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Retrieve the arrows.
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-[horse whinnies]
-Whoa! [groans]
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What the hell is that?
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And why are sparks flying out of its ass?
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[air hissing]
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[dragon crashes]
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[door opens]
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[groans]
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Oh, my God.
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Are you from the future?
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No, I'm from two minutes ago
when you shot me down. [groans]
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Unhand her, dragon man.
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He's not doing anything.
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Except, like, sweating on me,
and there's grease and stuff.
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[man grunts]
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-What are you gonna do with him?
-What we do with all strange new things.
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Lock him away!
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Don't worry. I'll be okay.
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Not in Dreamland, you won't.
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[man 1] Man in a cage! Boo!
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-[man 2] Throw sewage at him!
-Poke him in the neck!
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Witch! Is it a witch? I can't see nothin'.
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Are you worried yet? What's your name?
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Sky Gunderson. Give them time.
They'll come to understand.
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[man 3] Kill him
before we understand!
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[landlord] Once we clean up
Combusto's apartment,
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we're gonna need a new tenant,
if you know anyone who's looking.
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-What happened to Combusto?
-You're sweeping him up.
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I've been thinking
about getting a place of my own.
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Uh, this is Elf Alley.
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I know. That's why
I'm gonna let you live with me.
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Oh, and I pay the rent, of course?
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You drive a hard bargain.
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[Elfo groans]
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[Odval] Sorry.
Interrogation can be brutal,
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and a woman should have no role in it.
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[jester] Tell that to my wife! Huh? Huh?
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Oh, no.
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Okay, smart guy,
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
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Where is your dragon?
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I don't have a dragon.
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Nonsense. We all saw the dragon
flying through the air,
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making those whirring,
mechanical dragon sounds.
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Dragons aren't real. I flew here...
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I knew it. He himself is the dragon!
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...in my airship.
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[all laughing]
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-What's so funny?
-Ships float on water, not in the air.
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Clearly, sire,
he is not only a shape-shifter but a liar.
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He turns into a dragon at will.
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[coughs]
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With the application
of this magical Smurf dandruff,
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I've banished his ability to shift shape.
A man he will remain.
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Because I am a man.
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There. You see? A dragon no more.
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Well done, Sorcerio.
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Can we stop with the dragon talk
and discuss this rationally? I'm here to--
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Let's just kill him, already.
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A wise and prudent idea, Your Majesty.
This man is a spy.
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Hey! Put that down! It's loaded!
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This is obviously some kind of whistle
for summoning dragons.
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-Let me see that.
-Careful, sire.
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[blows]
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-Nothin'!
-May I?
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Looks more like a hammer to me.
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A dragon-summoning hammer!
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[sing-song] Come here, dragons,
that I may slay you!
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Give it back.
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[grunts and crunches loudly]
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Fear not. While under my spell,
his magic whistle can only crush nuts.
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Please, listen.
Your so-called magic does nothing.
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Science makes the world go round.
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What the world and round
have to do with one another,
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I'll never know.
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You're wasting your breath.
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Those idiots don't know anything
about stience.
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It's "science," dear.
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I believe it's pronounced "stience."
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What does that have to do with dragons?
I'm gettin' all confused here.
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Throw him in the dungeon with that guy
who mentioned human rights one time.
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And put his belongings in my office.
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They'll be evidence for his fair trial,
execution and appeal.
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After three weeks
of filling you with mice,
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-now it's time for Gladys.
-[meows]
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Oh, Bean, thank God you're here.
I need your help.
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Stan says the mouse-cramming
begins at dawn.
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First, you're gonna tell me
about this stience stuff,
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'cause magic has brought me
nothing but unhappiness.
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I'll need my satchel, my little black book
from inside the airship
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and five potatoes.
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I know where I can get some of those.
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Well, well, well. We knew you'd come
crawling back for the potatoes.
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What kind you want?
We've got russet, yam and fingerling.
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Fingerlings will cost you more,
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but they'll make
a real nice summertime salad.
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Real nice.
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Any thick potato will do.
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-[Tuppence] Spud?
-[Rupert] No.
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-[Tuppence] Yam?
-[Rupert] No.
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-[Tuppence] Mashed?
-[Rupert] No.
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We think russet.
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-[Moonpence] May I help you, Princess?
-[exclaims]
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Miss Moonpence. Sally.
Hi. I was just looking for--
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The dragon man's satchel?
It's right over here.
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Thanks. But wouldn't Odval object?
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He doesn't pay me enough.
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[creaking]
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[gasps] Yes!
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Perfect. We can set it on the window
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and bounce the signal
off the bottom of Heaven.
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Now, you'll assemble everything.
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I'll only tell you what to do,
but I won't touch anything.
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That way, you'll see it's science,
not magic.
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Excellent, Bean.
Now just hook up that last tater.
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There you go.
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[woman over phone] The hell happened?
You're in Dreamland? Over.
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Yes. Yes.
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-Where, exactly?
-Well, no, you can follow the signal.
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-Did you make the drop?
-No, no. But, um, we'll try again.
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-Meet by the docks at 11:15.
-I can't really talk right now.
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-You idiot.
-Yes, fine. I'll be there.
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Who is in that potato?
What just happened?
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You made it possible for me to call home,
to my country.
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You built it. Science happened.
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So, I'm a stientist?
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We say "logic wizard,"
but that's not important.
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Those dimwits are going to kill me, Bean.
And only you can help me escape.
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Now, to create a diversion
and dazzle these yokels with an explosion.
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I love explosions!
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Okay, ready?
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Take me with you. I gotta see
where all this stuff comes from.
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No, it's too dangerous.
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I've handled monsters and witches.
I can handle stience.
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I just can't let you--
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I come with you,
or I don't help you with this plan.
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Fine. Meet me at the port at midnight.
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[crackling]
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-Now!
-[Bean yells]
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He's escaped!
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He turned into a dragon
and flew out the window!
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He flew out that tiny window?
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Oh. [chuckles]
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No way. Too small.
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First he turned into a bat
and he flew out the window,
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and then he turned into a dragon.
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Wait, so a bat set this fire?
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First he turned into a man
smoking in the bed,
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and then he turned into the bat,
and now...
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Okay, the only thing that's important
is that he's a dragon
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and he's gotten away.
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Sound the dragon alarm again.
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[bell tolling]
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[Pendergast] Stay inside! Unless
you want to see something really cool!
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Whoa, an escape whale.
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Hello?
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Whoa.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Whoa, lights without drugs.
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Ugh! An attack hat!
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[groaning]
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[humming]
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Leaving without me much?
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What the hell? Of course not.
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I needed to get to a safe depth
to wait for you,
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but now that you're here,
we can be on our way.
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Say, that's a pretty serious
scrape you got.
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You could get an infection.
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But not with this antibiotic goo
I invented.
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In Dreamland, we just amputate.
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And believe me, you do not
wanna get a head wound. [chuckles]
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Yeah. You know,
'cause they'd have to cut...
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They'd cut off your head.
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Good one. Hey, Bean, wanna steer?
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Yeah, sure. I've never driven a...
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What do you call this? A sub... marine?
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Electrofish.
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And now to set the homing coordinates.
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Destination, Steamland.
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And this is the garage door opener.
Go ahead, Bean. Press the button.
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[Bean] Wow.
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Whoa!
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What do you call this place?
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This is my secret research shed.
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Over there is my couch,
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where I spend a lot of time
dreaming up impressive inventions.
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This is so much better
than any stupid castle.
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Whoa. An automatic lantern?
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Yes, we call them buzzbrighters.
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00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,580
Listen. I've got to take care of some...
250
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,374
It's dangerous out there,
so don't leave this room, okay?
251
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,997
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
252
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,544
I'll be back for you in a bit.
253
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,851
Oh, my God.
We gotta get thrones like this.
254
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,363
Whoa.
255
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,785
Magic curtains. Cool.
256
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,294
Hmm.
257
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,746
Screw this amazing room.
258
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:22,962
[door creaking]
259
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,929
Ugh. You gotta be kiddin' me.
260
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,012
[grunts]
261
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,601
[whistling]
262
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,611
Uh...
263
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,478
[exclaiming]
264
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,105
Wha... Luci!
265
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,953
Luci! Did you have a party without me?
266
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,950
Yeah, man. I didn't want to wake you.
Or invite you.
267
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,413
But I'm your roommate.
268
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,204
So stay in your room, mate.
269
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,457
Oh, that is...
270
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,868
Is actually a very clever turn of phrase.
271
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,168
I'm still hurt!
272
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,338
What an a-hole.
273
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:06,089
Hey, can you keep it down in there?
I'm trying to roll around in my own filth.
274
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:07,757
[gasps]
275
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:24,015
[Bean] Oh, my God. They've got beer, too?
This is paradise.
276
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,399
-Wait. You made this beer?
-Sure did, hon.
277
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,617
It was my grandmother's recipe
and her official cause of death.
278
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,949
Cool. Women aren't allowed
to be brewmeisters in my kingdom.
279
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,115
Not here. If you're an obnoxious hipster
of any gender,
280
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,825
you can become a craft brewer.
281
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,672
Wow. I love this place.
And you don't even have to pay.
282
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:47,835
Yes, you do.
283
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,675
Pardon me!
284
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,265
Hmm?
285
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,992
[inhales deeply and exhales]
286
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,918
-[tires screech]
-[yells]
287
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,665
Sorry to frighten you, ma'am.
288
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,967
Whoa. A horse on wheels?
289
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,891
You must be a visitor. Can I help you?
290
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:37,719
Um, yeah, I guess I'm looking
for Farnsworth Boulevard.
291
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,636
Oh, the Transpo District.
292
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,145
Well, I'm headed that way
for a lube job for ol' fleabag here.
293
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,228
Hop on.
294
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,633
[tires screech]
295
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,379
You've got my number.
296
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,630
I don't know what that means,
but thank you.
297
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,091
Ugh.
298
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,467
What are you doing here?
I told you to stay in the shed.
299
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,135
This village is amazing!
300
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,234
Can we talk in the lead zeppelin?
301
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,769
Listen, Bean. I'm trying to protect you.
302
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,316
From what?
All the free beer and friendly ladies?
303
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,950
I like you. I really like you.
304
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,198
I think you could become
one of my special interns.
305
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,581
Wow! That's the kind of thing a guy says
right before I punch him in the gut.
306
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,040
[woman] Hello? Who's there?
307
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,754
-Who's that?
-The authorities. Get down.
308
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,665
Hello, Harriet.
309
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,961
You had three simple tasks.
Fly to the castle, deliver the weapon,
310
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,336
and get the hell away
without being detected.
311
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,763
And you failed completely.
312
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,052
They shot me down.
You told me that canvas was arrow-proof.
313
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,007
Way to go. That big, dumb fat-ass
314
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,097
-is still on the throne.
-[gasps]
315
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,095
-Ow!
-[wrench clatters]
316
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:08,605
Let me guess, another one
of your freckle-faced interns?
317
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,769
Come on out.
318
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,067
[whispers] Don't say anything, Bean.
319
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,244
Princess Tiabeanie from Dreamland?
320
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,622
Do you know how much trouble we're in?
The boss is gonna kill us.
321
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,201
Not if he doesn't find out.
322
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,076
Get that stupid thing out of my face.
323
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,165
[gasps]
324
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,633
[Harriet] Get her, Skybert.
325
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,376
[gunshot]
326
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,219
[gunshot]
327
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,032
[door rattling]
328
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,365
-[exclaims]
-Unlock the door, Bean.
329
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,208
No way, Skybert.
330
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,423
[grunts]
331
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,296
[both grunting]
332
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,505
[screams]
333
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,471
[grunts]
334
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,313
[yells]
335
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,770
[grunting]
336
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,935
A wrench?
337
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,307
[both grunting]
338
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,614
[Bean yelling]
339
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,525
Whoa!
340
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:41,778
[panting]
341
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,119
Ow! [yelling]
342
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,498
Screw you and your potatoes.
343
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,881
[straining]
344
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,348
[squawk]
345
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,058
-[squawking continues]
-What the hell?
346
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,647
Oh, come on!
347
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,072
Oh, so sorry.
348
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,360
I'm throwing a little pancake party,
but you're not invited.
349
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,815
Bye!
350
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,945
This is the best revenge
you could come up with?
351
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,952
Waking me up at the crack of dawn
with a stupid duck party?
352
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:27,945
What is wrong with you?
353
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,906
Honky is not a duck!
354
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:35,337
But let me guess. I hurt your feelings?
'Cause you've been left out?
355
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,629
No, I'm just pissed.
356
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,842
Well, welcome to the club,
which now has two members!
357
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,637
-[squawking]
-No, you can't join. No geese allowed.
358
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,470
-You're insane.
-I must be!
359
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,885
I tried to live with a heartless,
inconsiderate jerk
360
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,725
who only cares about his tiny self!
361
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:53,771
"Tiny"?
362
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,234
[both grunting]
363
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,234
-I'll show you tiny, pal!
-Ow, ow, ow!
364
00:21:58,608 --> 00:21:59,528
[Luci] The duck has me!
365
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,189
-The duck's got my eye!
-[screaming]
366
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,414
[villagers screaming]
367
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,827
The shape-shifter's returned
as a giant bee!
368
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,587
Don't shoot! It's me, Bean!
369
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,012
All I heard was, "It's me, Bee."
370
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,301
Fire!
371
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,611
[Bean groans]
372
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:47,321
Luci, did anything bad happen
while I was gone?
373
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,197
-You were gone?
-Where's Elfo?
374
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,624
[wall creaks]
375
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,411
Looks like he's taking a rubble bath.
376
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,748
Oh, hey, guys!
377
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:59,342
How could dragon guy just disappear?
By magic?
378
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:03,469
I want answers! Magical answers
that solve everything at once!
379
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,259
Dad! Hi. Your life is in danger!
380
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:10,263
Tiabeanie, for the last time,
no women in council meetings.
381
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,557
Shut the hell up, Odval.
This is important.
382
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,941
There's an assassin
lurking somewhere in the castle,
383
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,648
and this is the murder weapon.
384
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,648
[Sorcerio] The dragon whistle.
How did you get it?
385
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,940
She must have swiped it back
and helped him escape.
386
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,324
I saw it with my own eye.
387
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,821
She's obviously been bewitched
by the dragonmancer.
388
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,783
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
We're talking about my daughter here.
389
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:31,334
She may be crazy, but she wouldn't do
nothing to harm this kingdom.
390
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,700
Everybody, let's just simmer down.
391
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,157
Okay, Pendergast, take the dragon whistle.
392
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:40,458
No! We can't trust anyone.
I'm not letting this out of my sight.
393
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,634
-[grunting]
-[gunshot]
394
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,256
-[Zog groans]
-Daddy!
395
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,066
[melancholy music playing]