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[theme music playing]
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[men] Hey!
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All right, next shooter.
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You, the obese gentleman from out of town,
step right up.
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Come on, seven. Lucky seven.
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Daddy needs a new pair of pointy shoes.
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Jinx! Snake eyes. You lose again.
[chuckles]
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So do you want to give me your soul now,
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or do a payment plan thing
where I crush it slowly over time?
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Listen up, you degenerates.
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We have company comin' tonight,
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so I want everybody to clip your nails
and pick your noses before dinner.
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Then what are we supposed to do
during dinner?
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You're gonna sit still,
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you're gonna make interesting conversation
and you're not gonna embarrass me.
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I think we can do all those things better
down at the pub.
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[Elfo humming]
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[Bean] Lower the drawbridge!
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-Off to ye olde pub, are we, gents?
-No.
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-[Elfo] No.
-[Luci] Scram!
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Raise the drawbridge!
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Aww.
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Nearly forgot me.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You are not coming.
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Mmm.
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-Please? Please? Come on, please?
-Whoa!
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Good times, everybody.
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Fine. You're a mean, ugly,
heartless witch of a sister,
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and I wouldn't want to be
seen with you anyway.
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But can I tag along, please?
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Derek, go home. Bad brother.
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But I get ever so lonely with Mama gone.
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Then go make a friend.
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It's simple. Just walk around
and pretend you're not irritating.
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But I am irritating. Hey!
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Not all of us can find an elf
that wants to have sex with them.
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Mmm.
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[Luci] Juicy Luci at your service.
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Give me something strong
to help me forget little Lord Tadpole.
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Six shots of demon urine comin' right up.
[chuckles]
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[Elfo] It must be hard
having a little pipsqueak
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always running after you, huh? Huh?
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Bean? Huh?
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Do you think it is?
Do you think it's hard?
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I don't want to be a jerk to Derek,
but he just brings it out in me, you know?
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Ever since he was born.
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Beanie, are you ready to meet
your new brother or sister?
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Or breakfast?
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That's not where you said
babies come from.
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To be honest, I'm not so clear
on how it all works myself.
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Oh, please, is very simple.
I push, and baby comes out.
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[babbles] Derek.
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[Bean] From then on,
Derek was heir to the throne.
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And he got to do all the cool stuff
I wanted to do.
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[Derek grunting]
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-Jab.
-[yells]
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It's all right, Bean.
Don't be afraid to use the spurs.
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I don't want to hurt you, Bunty,
but you gotta go faster.
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Don't worry, ma'am.
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When the revolution comes,
we'll rise up and kill you all.
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I know it's not his fault,
but I just wish he would die.
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Well, at least she looks
as miserable as I... Aww.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Maybe I'll just walk into the sea
and drown.
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Oh, I'm amphibian.
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[sad violin music playing]
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Mama, I know you're out there.
I wish you were here.
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I still have bad dreams
about that big skillet.
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And Bean hates me
because I'm going to be king,
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and I don't even know if I want that.
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But I can't talk to anyone about it,
especially Dad.
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[sighs] I miss my egg.
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-[chewing loudly]
-Good God, look at him go.
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It must be nice to eat with such abandon.
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How about a little more goat head?
Let me cut ya a nice hunk with some hat.
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Uh, so the queen won't be joining us
this evening?
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Eh... Um...
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She ran off to become a pirate.
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Queen Dagmar?
Ran off to become a pirate? Oh, my.
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Dagmar? No. Uh...
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She tried to murder me.
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I'm talking about my second wife.
You know, the lizard.
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[chuckles nervously]
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-They both ran off.
-[chuckles]
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Well, I'm sad to see you brought so low,
but at least it was a short fall.
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Hey! I'll have you know
I'm the wealthiest man in the kingdom.
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I must say, I've never associated
the word "wealth" with you.
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Uh, may I trouble you for a fork?
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I am sorry, but the king is using it.
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Mmm? [chewing loudly]
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[continues chewing loudly]
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Thank you again
for that serviceable dinner. [chuckles]
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Ooh. Ooh.
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What's the matter?
Loose diamonds in your shoes?
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-No, I suffer from gout.
-Huh?
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Gout. A disease of kings, you know.
Successful kings, that is.
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A plump, disease-riddled body is a sign
you've really made it in modern society.
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Hey, I got a gut.
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-But you haven't got gout.
-I could get it.
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-That I doubt.
-Get out!
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Call me when you've got gout. [chuckles]
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-To Twinkletown, and fast.
-[whip lashes]
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The Big Book of Hideous Diseases.
Now, let me see.
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"Gallstones, gangrene,
giraffism, gyro-scrotum."
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Ah, yes, here we are. "Gout."
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Ooh. Look at the nauseatin' pictures.
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[Sorcerio] "A painful joint disease
caused by a sedentary lifestyle,
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excessive alcohol consumption
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and a diet heavy in foods like bacon,
organ meats and skillet drippins."
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It's the disease version of me,
and you're gonna help me catch it.
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But, sire, gout could prove fatal.
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So what? Nobody lives for very long
these days. How old are you?
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-Thirty-one.
-Oh, boy.
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[Luci] Wait up, booze hounds.
I gotta lock up.
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[Bean and Elfo laughing]
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I feel like I was gonna warn you guys
about something.
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-[grunts] Oh, yeah, the stairs.
-[all laughing]
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Aww.
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He looks so lonely.
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Been there.
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I mean, to the beach... [chuckles]
with friends. Lots of them.
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He thinks he's got it so tough
'cause his mom works.
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Cry to me when your mom
tries to bolt a crown to your skull.
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Was a pretty cool crown, though.
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Yeah, it was more about the bolting
than the crown.
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What the hell is that?
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Aww.
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Well, hello, little guy.
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-Will you be my friend?
-[coos]
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Aww.
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I'm gonna call you Slimy,
and we're gonna be best friends.
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And when I get married,
you're gonna be my best man.
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And then you won't like my wife,
but later, I'll divorce her,
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and we'll be better friends
than ever, okay?
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I'd better go.
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I try to get an hour of weeping in
before I go to sleep.
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See you tomorrow, Slimy. [kisses]
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I wish you were my sister.
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[seagull squawks]
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Oh, my God. Did you just eat that seagull?
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'Cause that's what I do.
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You couldn't give me the Elixir of Life.
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The least you could do
is give me a nice disease.
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But I've taken the Wizardocratic Oath.
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I can only use my flimflam for good.
I cannot help you get gout.
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Then, I'll find somebody who will.
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Me, me, me, me, me.
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You, you, you, you, you?
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I kind of gave up my dream job
making people suffer,
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but helping a human overindulge
to the point of illness?
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I think you could be my masterpiece.
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[chewing loudly] Hmm?
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This is good.
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What else you got?
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It's a bacon-wrapped cigar,
you fat tub of lard.
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You're hired.
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Yo, Derek. What's up, my man?
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Well, I'm not actually a man yet.
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Though, sometimes, I do get a funny tingle
when I read about taxidermy.
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Anyway, you seem kind of lonely
without friends,
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so I figured I'd, you know...
I'd just drop by, see what's up in here.
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Well, I have a friend.
You want to meet him?
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Sure. Hi, Derek's invisible friend.
Pleased to meet you.
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He's not invisible.
He lives in a tide pool.
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I discovered this door
when I was looking for hidden doors.
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I think this is how the rats
get into my room at night.
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Watch out. These steps are slippery.
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-[Elfo] Ooh! Ow!
-[Derek] Whoa!
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[both grunting]
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[grunts]
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[grunts] Ow!
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Wow! A secret, smelly chamber.
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What the hell
are those weird little bottles?
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They aren't bottles, you stupid moron.
They're amphorae.
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[grunting] It's stuck.
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[both grunting]
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[grunts]
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You know,
this is a clothing optional beach.
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[Elfo] Um... No.
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Elfo, meet Slimy.
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Slimy, come say hi! Come on, boy!
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He's socially awkward.
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I wish we had something to feed him.
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He'll eat anything except pinecones.
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Oh, Slimy, you're getting bigger!
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He's a one-eyed octopus.
So, how long have you known him?
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Oh, he's my oldest friend. Four days.
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Hey, Elfo,
do you like to use your imagination?
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No.
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[in French] En garde!
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Ow! Hey, careful with that stick.
It's got barnacles.
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Yeah, those are the jewels.
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[both grunting]
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Ow! My right nostril.
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[both grunting and panting]
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[Derek chuckles]
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[screams]
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A near-mortal blow. [groans]
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Victory!
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You are now my portly prisoner.
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No! I'll break under torture.
I'm very weak-willed.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is all this?
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Lung loaf, lard cakes, blood gravy,
liver balls and drinkable cheese.
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Oh, okay. [swallowing loudly]
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-Mmm.
-Down the hatch, gouty.
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Keep this up
and you'll be gravely ill in no time.
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[swallowing loudly]
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[chewing loudly]
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[moans]
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[Luci] You done
with that plate of balls yet?
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[Zog groaning] One more.
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[moans]
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What was I thinking?
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Hey, hey, hey. [shushes]
Quit your moanin'. You got a visitor.
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Can't ya see
that I'm in excruciating pain here?
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My toe is swole up like a blood melon.
I'm in no shape to see nobody.
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-It's the Duke of Twinkletown.
-[gasps]
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Send him in.
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[gasps] My God, King Zog.
So the fantastical stories were true.
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It's the most glorious thing
I've ever seen.
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Do you deign that I might touch it?
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I so deign.
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-Doink.
-[yells]
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Oh, King of King of Kings,
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I bow before the greatest,
fattest toe in the land.
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[chuckles and groans]
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It was worth it. Now, show me your toe.
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Oh. No one told you
about the next stage of gout?
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Oh, my. Check this out.
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[screams]
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[duke] That's right.
They chopped off my infected foot.
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It's a shame anesthesia
hasn't been invented yet.
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You're in for a treat. [chuckles]
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[Zog groans]
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Okay, show's over.
Duke, scram your ass out of here.
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[Duke chuckling]
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That talking cat was so bossy.
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What now? Oh!
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I would prefer it
if you would just pass me the bread.
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My jail, my rules.
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Oh, Elfo, you were almost cool,
and now look at you.
242
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,289
He is cool.
He alphabetized my stuffed animals.
243
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,449
Don't touch 'em.
They're crawling with lice.
244
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[Duke screaming]
245
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,131
-What was that?
-I don't know.
246
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,789
But there's always screaming around here.
247
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,878
I mean, we do have a dungeon,
248
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,672
and a torture chamber
and a day care center and also--
249
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,756
[Duke screaming]
250
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,802
That's no toddler scream.
Let's see who died.
251
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[exciting music playing]
252
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,690
I think the duke exploded from gout.
253
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,108
Suction marks, tentacle hole...
254
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,032
This man was obviously killed
with an octopus.
255
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,612
What are you, high?
256
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,527
Quiet, you.
There's a murderer loose in the castle.
257
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:14,197
Be on the lookout for a man or woman
or elf wielding an octopus.
258
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,498
Bean, your dad can help us
catch the murderer.
259
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,632
He's the greatest warrior of all time.
260
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,789
[Zog groans]
261
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,127
My slipper fell off. Can you get it?
262
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:35,772
[gasps]
263
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,686
Big, scary worm is down in hole.
264
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,022
Sure, sure.
265
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,736
Ten minutes ago, there was
a big, scary shadow following you.
266
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,778
Two things can be real.
267
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,485
-[screaming]
-[Slimy shrieking]
268
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,032
[people screaming]
269
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,253
[whistling]
270
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,750
Halt! Who goes there?
271
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I said halt, not slither!
272
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,553
-[screams]
-[Slimy shrieks]
273
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,881
As long as he's on this floor, we got him.
274
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,796
-Or her.
-I bet it's Odval.
275
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,854
I can't trust anyone
with more or fewer eyes than I have.
276
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,429
Oh, Oddie's a good guy
once you get to know him.
277
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:18,435
The important thing is that we stick
together in a big, moving clump of safety.
278
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,189
That way, no one-- [screams]
279
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,110
-[all gasp]
-Derek!
280
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,106
Bean, come with me.
281
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,858
[Zog] Hey, somebody turn me around.
I can't see nothin'.
282
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,453
Wha?
283
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,739
-[Derek grunting]
-[Bean] No!
284
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,035
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do we do?
285
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,671
We get him back. Come on, we are going in.
286
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,208
But it's dark and full of octopus.
287
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,512
Well, this at least
covers the "dark" part.
288
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,096
[tense music playing]
289
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,357
[muffled screaming]
290
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,407
Mmm.
291
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,212
[both gasping and panting]
292
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,346
[gagging and coughing]
293
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,515
Oh, my God. We almost died.
294
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,485
[Slimy snoring]
295
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,748
[tense music playing]
296
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,673
[Elfo gasps]
297
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:14,092
[whispering] Derek, I'm so sorry
I treated you the way I did.
298
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,466
This is not the way I wanted you to die.
299
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,519
Oh, God. It's over. He's turning blue.
300
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,438
[whispering] He was already blue.
I think he's actually turning less blue.
301
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,519
Is that good or bad?
302
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,483
How should I know? I'm green, not blue.
303
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,574
God. Do all people of color
look the same to you?
304
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,986
He's alive! Wake up. Wake up, buddy.
305
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,493
Hang in there, little brother.
We're gonna get you home.
306
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,905
How? The two of us
could barely fit through that tunnel,
307
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,995
and Derek is rather Rubenesque.
308
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,381
You know, from eating
all those Reuben sandwiches.
309
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,549
There's gotta be some other way out.
310
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,628
Listen.
311
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,415
[seagulls squawking]
312
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,364
[grunts]
313
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,867
[Slimy snoring]
314
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,801
[screams]
315
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,919
[Elfo groans] Damn you,
brittle-old-lady bone.
316
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,138
Phew.
317
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,761
-[Slimy grunts]
-[gasps]
318
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,352
Hurry, Bean!
319
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:50,902
Whoa!
320
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,533
-[Bean screams]
-[Slimy hisses]
321
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:07,622
Arr. Even a Party Barge captain
needs a quiet night alone once in a while.
322
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,706
[Bean and Elfo scream]
323
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:13,251
[sighs] Every time I try to relax
by Monster Island.
324
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,719
All hands on deck! Lower the Party Dinghy!
325
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,428
Welcome aboard.
326
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:31,187
Since this be a rescue mission,
I'll only charge ye half price.
327
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:36,241
But I warn ye, there be hidden surcharges
ye can hardly imagine.
328
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,157
[Elfo and Bean scream]
329
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,700
-[all shouting]
-[Slimy shrieking]
330
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,329
Arr. Me vessel has gone under.
331
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:55,625
And 'tis the immutable law of the sea
that a captain must go down with his ship.
332
00:20:56,630 --> 00:21:00,380
Still, I don't think we need
to be sticklers about it.
333
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,387
[chuckles nervously] Let's just go.
334
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,469
[sailors screaming]
335
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,019
[Bean groans]
336
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,562
I'd help ya, but I've gotta return
this book by tomorrow.
337
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,147
The library be a cruel mistress.
338
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,618
Bean! You rescued me.
I guess you really do love me.
339
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,334
And all this time,
I thought you wanted me dead.
340
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,455
Two things can be real.
341
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:38,013
"Chapter 17, Love's Slimy Embrace.
342
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,548
The sea captain heaved a lonely sigh
343
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,892
and ran his sturdy hand
through his luxuriant locks.
344
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,639
He wondered how long until he would feel
another's arms wrapped around--"
345
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,773
[screams]
346
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,523
[theme music playing]