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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎好，下一位

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‎你，臃腫的外地男士，請上前

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‎來啊，七，幸運七

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‎老爹我需要買雙新尖頭鞋

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‎厄運來！都是一點，你又輸了

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‎你要現在把靈魂給我

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‎還是要分期償還，讓我慢慢折磨你？

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‎聽好了，你們這批廢柴

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‎今晚會有訪客來

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‎我要大家吃晚餐前
‎先剪好指甲、挖完鼻子

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‎那我們吃晚餐時就沒事做了

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‎你們要乖乖坐好

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‎席間要有說有笑，不准讓我丟臉

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‎我覺得這些事在酒館可以做得更好

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‎放下吊橋！

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‎-你們要去老酒館，對吧？
‎-不對

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‎-不對
‎-快走開！

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‎拉起吊橋！

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‎差點忘了我

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‎不行…你不能去

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‎（屠獸人索古）

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‎拜託拜託嘛…

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‎一起享樂啊

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‎好，妳是壞心醜陋
‎又沒天良的巫婆姐姐

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‎反正我也不想讓人以為我們是一夥的

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‎但我可以跟著去嗎？拜託

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‎戴瑞克，回家啦，壞弟弟

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‎可是媽媽不在，我好寂寞

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‎那就去交個朋友

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‎很簡單，到處走走，假裝你不討人厭

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‎但我就是討人厭啊，喂！

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‎不是每個人都能找到
‎一隻想跟自己上床的精靈

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‎多汁路西為您服務

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‎給我來點烈酒
‎幫我忘掉那隻小蝌蚪王

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‎六杯惡魔尿馬上來

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‎有個小討厭一天到晚跟著妳
‎一定很不好受吧？

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‎荳荳？

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‎妳覺得會嗎？很不好受嗎？

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‎我不想欺負戴瑞克
‎但我一見到他就忍不住

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‎從他剛出生就這樣了

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‎荳荳，準備見妳的小弟或小妹了嗎？

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‎還是早餐？

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‎小娃娃不是那樣來的
‎跟妳說的不一樣

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‎老實說，我也不清楚
‎這孩子是怎麼出來的

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‎拜託，很簡單啦
‎我用力，娃娃就出來了

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‎戴瑞克

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‎從那時起，戴瑞克就是王位繼承人

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‎他可以做所有我想做的酷事

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‎戳

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‎荳荳，沒關係，別怕用馬刺

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‎我不想弄傷妳，邦媞
‎可是妳要爬快一點

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‎別擔心，小姐

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‎等革命發動，人民響應
‎你們都會被殺光的

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‎我知道那不是他的錯
‎但我真希望他死掉

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‎至少她看起來跟我一樣悲慘…

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‎也許我走進海裡淹死算了

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‎我是兩棲動物

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‎媽媽，我知道妳在遠方

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‎真希望妳就在這裡

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‎我還是會做惡夢看到那柄大煎鍋

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‎荳荳討厭我，因為我將來會當國王

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‎可是我連想不想當都不知道

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‎可是我又不能跟別人說，尤其是父王

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‎我懷念我的蛋

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‎天啊，看他那副吃相

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‎那樣放懷大吃一定很好

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‎再吃點山羊頭如何？
‎我幫你切一大塊有帽子的

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‎皇后今晚不跟我們一起用餐嗎？

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‎她跑去當海盜了

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‎黛格瑪皇后？跑去當海盜？天啊

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‎黛格瑪？不是

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‎她想謀害我

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‎我說的是我的第二任皇后，那隻蜥蜴

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‎她們兩個都跑了

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‎看到你墮落至此我真難過

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‎但反正本來也不怎麼樣

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‎嘿！告訴你
‎我可是全王國最富有的人

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‎我得說，我從沒把“富有”
‎跟你聯想在一起

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‎相煩借叉子一用好嗎？

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‎抱歉，但國王正在使用

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‎再次感謝你那頓還過得去的晚餐

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‎（閃亮城）

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‎怎麼了？鞋子裡有碎鑽嗎？

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‎不是，我有痛風

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‎痛風是國王疾病，成功的國王才有

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‎臃腫又滿布疾病的身軀

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‎代表你真正進入現代社會了

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‎嘿，我有大肚子

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‎-可是你沒有痛風
‎-我說不定會有

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‎-我很懷疑
‎-快走！

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‎你得了痛風再通知我吧

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‎到閃亮城，要快

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‎《可怕疾病大全》，我看看

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‎“膽結石、壞疽
‎長頸鹿皮膚病、陀螺陰囊”

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‎在這裡了，“痛風”

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‎看看這些圖片多噁心

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‎“一種關節痛之疾病
‎病因包括缺乏運動的生活方式

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‎過量飲酒

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‎以及大量食用培根、內臟
‎和煎鍋殘餘物”

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‎這疾病根本是我的翻版

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‎你要幫我得這個病

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‎但是陛下，痛風可能會致命

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‎那又怎樣？這年頭誰也活不久

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‎你幾歲了？

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‎-31歲
‎-唉呀

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‎等一下，酒鬼，我要鎖門

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‎我覺得好像應該警告你們什麼事

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‎對了，是小心階梯

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‎他好像很寂寞

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‎我有經驗

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‎我是說去海邊…跟一大群朋友去

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‎就因為他媽媽去上班了
‎他以為自己過得很苦

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‎等你媽要把皇冠拴在你頭上的時候
‎再來對我哭訴吧

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‎不過那皇冠是挺酷的

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‎對，重點是要用拴的，不是皇冠

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‎那是什麼啊？

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‎你好，小東西

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‎想當我朋友嗎？

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‎我叫你黏黏吧，我們要當最好的麻吉

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‎等我結婚，你就當我的伴郎

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‎然後你會討厭我太太
‎然後我就跟她離婚

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‎我們以後就會更要好，好嗎？

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‎我要走了

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‎我想在睡覺前好好哭一小時

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‎明天見，黏黏

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‎真希望你是我姐姐

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‎天啊，是你把海鷗吃掉的？

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‎因為我也會那樣耶

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‎劇名：第17章
‎愛的濕滑擁抱

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‎你不能幫我做出長生不老藥

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‎至少可以給我一個好疾病吧

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‎可是我發過魔法師誓言

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‎我只能用魔法來做好事
‎不能幫你得痛風

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‎那麼我就找能辦到的人

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‎我…

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‎你…？

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‎我放棄了讓人受苦的夢想

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‎但幫助一名人類過度享受
‎到生病的程度？

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‎我覺得你可以當我的成名作

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‎好吃

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‎你還有什麼？

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‎這是培根裹雪茄，你這蠢肥佬

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‎你錄取了

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‎戴瑞克老大，怎麼樣，好嗎？

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‎其實我還不夠大

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‎不過有時候讀到動物標本

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‎我的確會覺得癢癢怪怪的

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‎總之，你好像滿寂寞的，又沒朋友

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‎所以我就想…可以來看看你怎麼樣

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‎我有朋友啊，你想見見嗎？

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‎當然，戴瑞克的隱形朋友你好

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‎很高興認識你

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‎牠不是隱形的，牠住在潮汐水塘裡

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‎我找密門的時候發現了這扇門

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‎我覺得晚上老鼠就是這樣到我房間的

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‎小心，樓梯很滑

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‎一個臭臭的祕密房間

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‎那些奇怪的小瓶子是什麼？

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‎那些不是瓶子，你這笨蛋，是土罐

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‎卡住了

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‎這片海灘可以裸體的

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‎不要

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‎阿福，來見黏黏

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‎黏黏，出來打招呼！來呀！

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‎牠不善交際

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‎真希望我們有東西可以餵牠

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‎除了松果，牠什麼都吃

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‎黏黏，你越來越大了！

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‎牠是獨眼章魚，你認識牠多久了？

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‎牠是我最久的朋友，四天

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‎阿福，你喜歡運用想像力嗎？

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‎不喜歡

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‎防衛！

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‎小心用棍子，上面有藤壺

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‎對，那些是珠寶

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‎我的右鼻孔！

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‎差點致命的一擊

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‎勝利！

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‎你現在是我的肥犯人

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‎不！折磨我我就會招

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‎我意志力超不堅定

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‎慢著，這是什麼？

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‎肺肉塊、豬油糕、血肉汁
‎肝丸子和起司飲料

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‎好

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‎喝光吧，痛風郎

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‎繼續吃，你馬上就會病入膏肓了

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‎-那盤丸子吃光了嗎？
‎-還有一個

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‎我當初是哪根筋不對？

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‎嘿，少抱怨了，有人來看你

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‎你看不出我痛得死去活來嗎？

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‎我的腳趾腫得像血甜瓜
‎我沒力氣見訪客

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‎是閃亮城公爵

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‎叫他進來

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‎天啊，索古國王
‎原來那些驚人的故事全是真的

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‎沒有比這更尊貴的事物了

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‎您的貴體能讓我摸一下嗎？

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‎可以

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‎我戳

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‎萬王之王

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‎我向全國最偉大肥胖的腳趾鞠躬

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‎值得了，現在讓我看你的腳趾

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‎沒人跟您說過痛風的第二期嗎？

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00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,379
‎唉呀，看吧

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‎沒錯，我有痛風的那隻腳被切掉了

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‎真可惜麻醉藥還沒問世

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‎你快要嚐到甜頭了

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‎好，表演結束，公爵，你給我滾吧

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‎那隻會說話的貓真跋扈

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‎什麼？

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‎（監獄）

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‎我希望你可以直接把麵包給我

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00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,737
‎我的監獄就要遵守我的規定

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‎阿福，你本來快要變酷了

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00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,318
‎現在怎麼變這樣

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00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,289
‎他很酷，他把我的填充娃娃
‎按照字母順序排列

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00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,449
‎別碰，它們身上有蝨子

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‎-什麼聲音？
‎-不知道

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‎這附近一天到晚有尖叫聲

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‎我們有地窖

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‎有拷問房、安親中心，還有…

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00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,432
‎那不是小孩子的喊叫聲

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‎我們去看看是誰死了

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00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,690
‎我覺得痛風讓公爵爆炸了

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‎吸吮印、觸角洞…

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‎這人顯然是被章魚殺死的

227
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‎你是嗑藥了嗎？

228
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,527
‎安靜，城堡裡有殺人兇手

229
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:14,197
‎大家小心提防男人或女人
‎或是揮舞章魚的精靈

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00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,498
‎荳荳，妳父王可以幫我們抓兇手

231
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,632
‎他是有史以來最偉大的戰士

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00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,127
‎我的拖鞋掉了，可以幫我撿嗎？

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00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,686
‎洞裡面有又大又可怕的蟲

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‎是哦

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00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,736
‎10分鐘前還有
‎又大又可怕的陰影在追你

236
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,778
‎兩者可能都是真的

237
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,750
‎站住！報上名來！

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00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,463
‎我叫你站住，不是滑行！

239
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,881
‎只要兇手在這層樓，我們就抓得到

240
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,796
‎-也可能是女的
‎-我打賭是奧德沃

241
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,854
‎誰比我多或少幾隻眼，我都不能信任

242
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,429
‎瞭解奧德沃的話，他人其實不錯

243
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:18,435
‎重點是我們要聚在一起
‎不要分散行動，才能保平安

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00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,689
‎那樣一來，就沒人…

245
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,113
‎戴瑞克！

246
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,106
‎荳荳，跟我來

247
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,858
‎誰把我轉過去，我什麼都看不到

248
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,453
‎什麼？

249
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,738
‎不！

250
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,035
‎天啊，我們該怎麼辦？

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00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,671
‎我們去救他，快，下去

252
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,208
‎可是裡面好黑，到處是章魚

253
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,512
‎至少這個能解決黑的問題

254
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,515
‎天啊，我們差點死掉

255
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:14,092
‎戴瑞克，我很抱歉以前一直欺負你

256
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,466
‎我不想要你這樣死掉

257
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,519
‎天啊，結束了，他皮膚發藍了

258
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,438
‎他本來就是這顏色的
‎我覺得他現在反而沒那麼藍了

259
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,519
‎那是好事還是壞事？

260
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,483
‎我哪知道，我是綠色又不是藍色

261
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,574
‎天啊，各色人種在妳眼中都一樣嗎？

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00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,986
‎他沒死！快醒醒啊

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00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,493
‎撐著點，弟弟，我們會帶你回家

264
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,905
‎怎麼做？我們倆勉強才能穿過那個洞

265
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,995
‎戴瑞克又滿有魯本斯風格

266
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,381
‎因為他都吃那些魯本斯三明治

267
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,549
‎一定有別的法子出去

268
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,628
‎妳聽

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00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,921
‎可惡的脆弱老女人骨頭

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00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,352
‎荳荳，快啊！

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‎（派對駁船54號）

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00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:07,618
‎連派對駁船船長
‎偶爾也需要安靜的過一個晚上

273
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,252
‎每次我想在怪物島放鬆都會有事

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00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,719
‎全員注意！放下派對用具！

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00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,428
‎歡迎上船

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00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:31,187
‎既然這是救援任務，我只收半價

277
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:36,241
‎但我警告妳
‎隱藏的附加費用會讓妳跌破眼鏡喔

278
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,334
‎我的船沉了

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00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:55,625
‎海上有條成規，船長必須跟船共生死

280
00:20:56,630 --> 00:21:00,380
‎不過我覺得我們不必拘泥於規定

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‎走吧

282
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,562
‎我想幫你們，但我明天要還這本書

283
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,147
‎圖書館可是很嚴苛的

284
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,618
‎荳荳！妳救了我，我想妳是真的愛我

285
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,334
‎這段時間我一直以為妳想要我死

286
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,455
‎兩者可能都是真的

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00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:38,013
‎“第17章，愛的濕滑擁抱

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00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,548
‎船長發出寂寞的嘆息

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00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,892
‎結實的手摸過頭上幾縷濃密的頭髮

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00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,639
‎納悶著不知再過多久
‎才會感受另一隻強壯臂膀環繞…”

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